Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway: I Have Never Uttered The Words “Fake News,” Don’t Speak That Way

The Huffington Post reports:

White House counselor Kellyanne Conway insisted Wednesday that while she doesn’t always like how the media covers her boss, she still has the utmost respect for the news business. “I’m a person in the West Wing who’s actually never uttered the words ‘fake news,’ ‘enemy of the people,’ ‘opposition party,’” Conway said at the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit. “I don’t speak that way. I think we need a full and free press in our nation, of course.”

  • Baldfaced lying is all they do.

  • shellback

    You look like a two-bit crack whore AND a FUCKING NAZI LIAR.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      I don’t believe she’s worth two bits.

      • Todd20036

        In order to be a whore, you have to have a customer.
        On the other hand, didn’t the snowflake who couldn’t sign marriage license manage to get several men into her moldy parts?

      • Robincho

        Suck yer dody fer a quody…

  • boobert

    And we’re supposed to believe that crap ?

    • Of course not. But this is propaganda. The Trumpers not only don’t care if what they say isn’t true, they’re undermining the very notion of objective truth.

      Having experience in an abusive family situation, making the victims doubt their own memories is one of the hallmark tactics.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      No, but their base will.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Of course not, But while our side squeals with outrage, we are not talking about the actual stuff that the administration is doing.

  • BearEyes

    Roll the tape

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    It’s fake news that I said fake news… anyone want a pretzel?

  • another_steve

    It’s Horror Wednesday, friends! All the stories are horrible.

    Even the band is horrible…

  • Gustav2
  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    She just types those words.

  • Joe in PA

    Oh FFS, is she trying to get all semantic on us…she never “uttered” those words…but, oh, I, might have used them on twitter. Go away.

    EDIT…for those coming late to the thread…@Sarah posted a vid with her UTTERING.

    • Somewhere there will be video of her saying it. I don’t have time or inclination to go looking for it, but I’ll bet anything it exists and that someone *will* find and post it.

      • Joe in PA

        You mean she LIED? Well, bust my buttons.

        • I’ll let you rest up from the severe shock you must have suffered upon learning that.

          • Joe in PA

            Hey, thanks for posting the clip.

          • Sure, though that was @BeccaM, not me. I just posted the quote and a link. =)

          • Joe in PA

            Dammit…figures I would screw that up. 🙂 Sorry.

        • Ding-ding-ding. You win a cookie.

          • billbear1961


        • Found a story with exactly that text, posted above-thread. Well done!

      • clay

        Some (many) where(s) on CNN and Fox.
        And there’s a good reason she hasn’t uttered it on MSNBC.

      • Lars Littlefield

        I’m sure of it. After all, she’s the queen of alternate facts.

      • Adam King

        Someone with time and patience could probably put together a montage of her saying it on multiple occasions.

      • ETownCanuck at the 4:23 mark…and this was just the first clip I viewed.

        • Robert Flanagan

          She didn’t say “Fake News” once during that interview!

        • Charlie

          and @ 5:45

    • FancyThat

      Kellyanne is anti-semantic, just like the rest of them.

      • Joe in PA

        Bah dum bump!

      • Snarkaholic


      • Robincho

        But, but Jared’s as semantic as they come, no?…

    • Snarkaholic

      I never mugged that little old lady…
      …I just hacked her bank account and drained it.

  • MikeBx2

    There’s something terribly wrong with these people.

    • They’re trying to be authoritarian fascist rulers in a country whose existing structures and systems of government were designed to resist such.

      Whether it’ll hold out is as yet unknown.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oh for fake Christ’s sake….

    • TheManicMechanic

      Well, at least Christ being fake is true.

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Kellyanne has figured out how to ‘other’ lies.
    Rush for cover?

  • geoffalnutt

    I think it’s dying.

    • Droz

      That is when the animal is most dangerous.

  • Jay George
  • PickyPecker
    • another_steve

      Bob Dylan is age 76.

      That is all.

      Carry on.

      • Adam King

        Nonsense. He’s in his early twenties. Time does not pass.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Fake her!

  • Christopher
    • another_steve

      I dunno why, but I reflexively reach for my legs whenever I see a picture of Kathy Bates.

      • Gustav2

        Don’t you also “reach for your legs” when you see a pic Jared?

        • Chucktech

          Reaches for his nether regions is more like it…

        • another_steve

          I reach for his bank account.

          • Statistics Palin

            Sensible answer.

          • Snarkaholic

            Now, now, you don’t want blood money. Instead, force him to star in a series of porn vids (during which he is, among other things, bitch slapped repeatedly), and then rake in some major cash!

          • another_steve

            But is there a porn audience for 36-year-old wannabe Orthodox Jewish twinks?

          • Snarkaholic

            The audience isn’t necessarily a porn one…just countless pissed-off people who want to see him humiliated/smacked around.

          • Danieruw

            If he’s getting bitch slapped repeatedly there is.

        • Nic Peterson

          His legs reach for the sky when he thinks of Jared.

  • ByronK

    “…she still has the utmost respect for the news business. ”
    Oh, shut your lying pie hole and fuck off you neo-Nazi succubus. Eva-anne Braunway.

    • clay

      “She still has the utmost respect for the news business.” . .
      as an outlet for her propaganda.

  • PickyPecker
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    • shellback

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    • M Jackson

      I thought I pulled that hair out of my bathtub drain this morning.

  • JAKvirginia

    Is she lying? With every breath, dear.

  • MT YVR

    Alternative facts, alternative lies. Alternative fake news.

    I’m fairly certain a few more mental turns and she’s going to become a fucking singularity.

  • It’s very much true that Kellyanne Conway has never used the phrase “fake news.” #AlternativeFacts

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Opinion Sousaphones

      She would be welcome and utterly unremarkable in the marketing departments of every software company I have ever known.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        I believe it…how sad is that.

      • Gustav2

        And every energy company, cable company…

        • Treant

          Most electronic device companies.

          • Gustav2

            When I worked for a cable company, I said, “I can’t say that.” and almost got fired.

    • Todd20036

      Like she’ll live long enough.
      Crystal meth is not her friend.

    • billbear1961

      Remember that the COURTS–unless people get into the streets to PROTEST–will soon be stacked with their fanatical henchmen, who will side with them on EVERYTHING, who will permit them ANY crime, while those of us who believe in equality and genuine democracy will be SAVAGED by these fascist “justices”!! (The term “Trump judge” will become NOTORIOUS in the annals of crime!)

      When they have the courts, their power will be consolidated! The interference seen in the 2016 election will seem like CHILD’S PLAY compared to what will come!!

      And the only way to dislodge–to EXCISE–this fascist CANCER will be open REBELLION against its relentless lies and CRIMES!!

  • JWC

    Oh you skank you lying bitch

  • Michael R

    Miss Zero Credibility says what ?

  • And here we go:

    Clinton and Trump campaign managers Robby Mook and Kellyanne Conway discuss the role that so-called “fake news” played in the 2016 election. Mook called 2016 the first “post-factual” election. Conway fired back, saying: “The biggest piece of fake news in this election was that Donald Trump couldn’t win. That was peddled for weeks and months before the end of the campaign.”

    H/t to Sarah in the comments below.

    • David Gervais

      I just listened to the clip. The interviewer used the term in his question, she just repeated it back in her answer. I apply a stricter standard of evidence than Republican’ts, so if this is the only evidence against her, then I would have to, very reluctantly, give her a bare pass on a strict interpretation of the facts.

      So, JMGers, is there more evidence out there?

      • John30013

        Well, she’s the one claiming to *never* (an absolute term) have said those words. Even if she’s repeating them, she is saying the words, so her statement is not true on its face.

        If Kellyanne had simply said she doesn’t use that phrase, I would cut her the slack you’re suggesting. But since she appealed to absolutes, we should hold her to that standard.

  • bkmn

    And Kellyanne Conjob is a virgin too

    • billbear1961

      A virgin to the truth and decency, untouched by BOTH!

  • another_steve

    These people are so mentally and ethically vacant that they don’t even realize that with the web and social media there’s a forever record of what you say.

    Her boss the sexual predator doesn’t get that either, apparently.

    • Gustav2

      I don’t think they care.

      • billbear1961

        They don’t, because they know the media and many in the public just don’t CARE they’re pathological LIARS.

        They know they won’t be held accountable. The grovelling media will continue to ask for their “valuable” opinions; in future, they’ll hire them to come on the air and LIE and advocate all manner of hateful and irrational extremism. It keeps the media’s profitable CIRCUS going–the Fourth Estate, most who work in it, no longer give a FUCK about the truth, decency, and the future of genuine democracy in this country!

        This has been going on for the past quarter century, at least, and it has gotten dramatically WORSE in recent years as they on the right have realized, “Hey! There’s NOTHING they won’t let us get away with!!”

        This made the Trump dictatorship possible, and the White House is now nothing but the vilest LIE machine, gripped in the claws of a proven and relentless pathological liar!

        Behold the decline and FALL of the REPUBLIC!!

        WHERE are her TRUE and tireless defenders, before the cameras and in print, blasting the ongoing coup, 24/7, with all the DAMNING evidence–the AMPLE ammunition–the coupists have provided us with their limitless lies and infamous actions?! WHAT are they doing as she is VIOLATED daily before the eyes of the entire WORLD?!

        Sob for Liberty in RAGS!!

        Into the streets, to defend Justice OUTRAGED!!

  • Treant

    Hey, the above is writing, she said “uttered.”


    (Somebody Tweet her lies back at her when Twitter is back up).

    • Points downthread just a couple comments away…

      • Treant

        Huh, I don’t see it. No matter.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • Friday

    What she’s ‘never uttered’ is anything that *wasn’t* ‘fake news.’

  • M Jackson

    She should just pull all of that hair forward to cover her whole face if she’s going to keep hitting that little pipe.

  • Lazycrockett

    I tweeted that hag when she tried to throw shady at Hillary yesterday telling her to sit down cause she works for a rapist.

  • Ninja0980

    You could show her the tweets and tape saying otherwise and she would keep on lying.
    And most likely, the reporter interviewing her would let her.

  • Rex

    Honey, just don’t mention fake tits around the First Lady. Either one of them.

    • Adam King

      Either “lady” or either tit?

  • GayOldLady
  • Rex

    It reaches the point when you lie so much that you don’t remember what you’ve lied about.

  • twb6yz

    But she was the source of the first time I heard the term “alternative facts.”

  • Ginger Snap

    I’m sure like any good Christian, Alt-Right or GOP member her account was hacked during the time if those tweets. Give the lying bitch a break America.

    • alguien

      they go to her through the microwave

  • Vira

    Liar, liar, face on fire.
    Hang her by the neck with piano wire.

    • worstcultever

      Eminem’s rhymes have inspired us all today! 🙂

    • Natty Enquirer

      That would be an egregious waste of Swedish steel.

  • Leo

    OT. Hope none of y’all have this on your computers anymore.

    • Tulle Christensen

      This is not a surprise, I always thought it was risky to use Russian antivirus software

      • E.J.

        Apparently the NSA was using russian Antivirus software…….I wonder who made that decision.

        • Tread

          This happened in 2015. So yeah, we can thank the idiots in charge of the NSA then.

          • Cackalaquiano

            Something something Hillary’s fault something…

      • kanehau

        I’ve always maintained that the best place to hide malware is in a malware detection tool.

  • David Walker

    “I don’t speak that way.” But she does write that way, apparently. Besides, she “speaks” in lies, although I’m willing to bet that she thinks “fabrication” is the process by which cloth is made.

  • Megrim Twist


  • anne marie in philly

    YOU LIE, you fake plastic ugly bitch! the entire dump dictatorship lies like a cheap orange shag rug!

  • lymis

    Kellyanne’s superpower is lying through her teeth with a straight face. It’s why she was hired. She’s given more than enough proof that absolutely nothing she says should be trusted.

  • AJ Drew

    Oh FFS, she’s the one who first uttered “alternative facts,” but wants applause for never having said the words “fake news” (though she certainly wrote/typed those words.) And shall we recall the Bowling Green Massacre bs? Grrr.

  • Dagoril

    “I don’t utter words like that. I don’t speak that way. Unless I’m tripping balls on meth!” –Kelly Anne Conway

  • HoratioCaine

    oh you lefty liberals and your parsing of words and nit picking. she didn’t utter it, she tweeted it. so she was telling the truth 😉

    • Gianni

      Right. That’s in the same category of Trump claiming that he never said that climate change was a scheme cooked up by the Chinese. He actually told the truth – he tweeted it!

  • William

    Don’t piss on my leg and call it “alternative facts”.

    • edrex

      ok. “foreplay?”

      • William

        You, maybe. Kellyanne, NO!

  • Cackalaquiano

    Well she DID say “utter,” not “thumb twittle”

    • Gianni

      She may have uttered it while she was composing her tweets, but, no one was there to hear it so she’s safe in saying that. What’s not to love about the Trump cronies?

  • Jeffg166

    More pesky facts.

  • No fake news but ALTERNATE FACTS !

  • James Jones III

    She reminds me of a crack whore on a 4 day bender……. ..she also has the same undershot jaw like a boxer dog.

  • DaveMiller135

    I have sometimes felt sympathy for people caught in the white light of “the microphone is always live.” No one associated with this Administration, but sometimes.

  • jimbo65

    Bitch please. Didn’t you coin the phrase alternative facts?

  • Halou

    She is gaslighting us.

  • vorpal 😼

    Fake news about fake news from the fake newsies.
    At least they’re consistent.

  • Franciscan

    Oh, it’s probably just the president editing her tweets to give them that special little Trump touch.

  • Teri Apel

    So it seems she too can see the end rapidly coming the trump effect can’t stand up to scrutiny

  • Doug Owens

    Does anyone in that administration NOT LIE?

  • Old Top Kick

    #CadaverSpice be tweakin.