Alex Jones: Send Your Tithes To Me, Not Pastors Who Spend It On Hookers, Cocaine, And Helicopters [VIDEO]

“Is your local church fighting the globalists? Is it exposing the pedophile rings? Is it exposing the new world order? These churches want to play it safe right into hell. I know about these preachers behind the scenes. Let me tell you, I’ve never seen hookers that look so good. So you just need to understand these people got helicopters, they got cocaine, and they are partying. Everyone worships these stupid preachers and they’re not doing anything to fight the world government.” – Alex Jones, telling his followers to “tithe” to InfoWars instead of megachurches.

  • FAEN

    Grifters gonna grift. Specially when the ‘man’in the WH is the griftiest grifter of them all.

    • Hue-Man

      Grifter vs. Grifters.

  • vorpal 😼

    Or you could just save time and throw it directly in your garbage can.

  • bkmn

    Thus begins the fracture between Trump and the Teavangelicals… poor snowflakes.

    • FAEN

      I hope that happens but the evangelicals are so morally bankrupt they’ll support him no matter what.

    • clay

      Spinter and burn, mother fuckers, splinter and burn.

  • PickyPecker
  • Stubenville

    Because he totes won’t spend it on hookers, cocaine, and helicopters.

    (But escorts, meth and private jets are fine.)

    • Todd20036

      and steroids. Seriously, he uses them because he thinks that eliminates the need for exercise.

      • Opinion Sousaphones

        A novel regimen! I wonder whether he avoids blood-pressure meds in favor of steroids? That would certainly solve a lot of problems. Many problems could be solved with decreased longevity.

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    • Jeffrey

      A girl’s gotta have standards

  • PickyPecker
  • Bluto
  • MaryJOGrady

    Alex has child support to pay now, since his ex-wife spilled the beans to a conscientious Travis County, Texas, judge, the Hon. Orlinda Naranjo.

    • Stogiebear

      Those weren’t his kids. They were child crisis actors he dragged into court. I read it on the internets. Spread the word.

  • Dan M

    In other words – “I’m behind on my child support payments. “

    • Stogiebear

      No, he’s behind on his child crisis actors support payments.

  • greenmanTN

    I always thought Jones was a coward but if he’s going to stand between grifting preachers and money he has more guts than I gave him credit for.

    • CanuckDon

      This could get interesting.

    • Librarykid

      Yeah, internecine wars are really nasty and if he starts interfering with clergy cash flow, they will be gunning for him. Irrational behavior is a good sign of drug damage to the brain.

  • No, no! Send me your money!

  • Tawreos

    This may work since Jones spends exactly as much time proving his bullshit as preachers do.

  • gaycuckhubby

    OT… I am not very familiar with the disease, if people are on Alzheimer’s medication does that disqualify them from office? Or are people early on in the disease high functioning in able to continue their careers?

    • Treant

      There’s no disqualification. Aricept and the like can be given as soon as the disease is diagnosed. And for some people, that can be very early in the disease progression, giving them tons of time as functional, capable people who can handle their jobs.

      I actually am not shocked at this story. A moment’s reflection indicates that I would have completely expected that to be the case–as it is with older employees at any company.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Good to know. Thanks for clearing it up ☺️ I thought the headline looked a little click-baiting. If they’re on their proper medication and getting regular doctors checkups and tests and treatment I don’t see any reason why they shouldn’t be able to serve.

        • Karl Dubhe

          When they start acting like Trump, that’s the time to kick them out of office. 🙂

          • Adam King

            When they start putting (R) after their name, that’s the time to kick them out of office.

          • Karl Dubhe

            Didn’t I say that? 🙂

          • Adam King

            Why indeed you did!

        • Ernest Endevor

          Reagan was clearly affected for the last 2 yrs plus of his presidency.

        • Treant

          Exactly. It’d be like disqualifying me for an arrhythmia. There are reasons I should probably avoid stress and high emotion, but if I don’t choose to, that’s really nobody’s decision but my own.

    • The_Wretched

      There’s no standards for lawmakers other than their internal discipline systems. That includes governing with dementia. Like Regan did for most of his second term. Like Donny the Unfit right now.

    • jmax

      I have a relative who is in the early stages of Alzheimer’s and he has good and bad days, even with meds. Last Sunday he asked if I was still at my same job 3 times in about 5 minutes. But then he told a hilarious joke and I wasn’t really sure if he was just messing with me or not.

  • shellback

    Here’s a better idea. I’m going to keep my money and spend it on stuff I want. I’ll let you guess what my expenditures would be.

  • Bryan

    Methinks he doth project too much.

  • Mike Knife

    Alex Jones is CIA and Christianity is a conspiracy.

    • Bad Tom

      Alex Jones’ mind is MIA.

  • kelven

    Oooohhh… them’s fightin’ words… Alex better watch his back. The prayer warriors won’t be having anyone threaten THEIR grift.

    • Todd20036

      How? Alex cannot even see his back with a bevy of mirrors.
      And even then, he’d refuse to look

  • greenmanTN
  • boobert

    This is acceptable, but NBC’s license needs to be revoked. lol

    • Bad Tom

      Revoking Alex Jones’ broadcast license will be difficult,
      since he doesn’t have one.

  • Uncle Mark

    So basically, Alex is asking his viewers to tithe unto him, so he can buy cocaine, choppers, and hookers. His alimony & child support must be brutal

    • Todd20036

      The mere fact that he lost total custody says all anyone needs to know about his “family values”

      • Uncle Mark

        I thoroughly enjoyed his testimony during the custody hearing where he claimed that his InfoWars personae was entirely made up…followed immediately by his declaring on his show that he’s the real deal and he had to say that because the system required him to disavow himself to get custody of the kids.

  • Uncle Mark

    …but Alex, who’s going to pray the gay frogs away?

    • Uncle Mark

      Personally, I think it is Alex Jones’ addiction to licking toads that’s making them gay

  • boatboy_srq

    That there is some very thinly veiled anti-Catholicism.

  • Michael R
    • Opinion Sousaphones

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      • Todd20036

        That really was a thing, I believe.

    • Uncle Mark

      That toy always makes Republicans smile & laugh for some sick reason

    • EdmondWherever

      New from Hasbro! It’s the Kellyanne-in-4-years doll!

  • Adam King

    I hereby pledge to send Alex Jones every single penny that I would otherwise have donated to some fucking church.

    • olandp

      If you had any smarts, you’d double it!

      • Adam King

        I’ll multiply it by any number you like as long as you pledge to match it.

        • olandp

          I’m there with you!

  • Uncle Mark

    So now this RWNJ is taking on the religious nut jobs. This should be fun. My guess is that Alex just shot himself in the foot after a cocaine & hooker-fueled party with one of those preachers. His show should be fun to watch when he loses half his audience and can no longer afford his nose-candy that obviously fuels his show.

  • Talisman

    And I’m sure you will use the money just as responsibly, spending it on houses, jewelry, cars, etc., in addition to the hookers and cocaine.

    • Uncle Mark

      Nah…..he’ll blow it all on meth and man-ass. On the otherhand, since he’s going after certain allies of his base, it must mean that he and his show are in financial crisis…and he’s become desperate.

      • grada3784

        According to the Bible there are no good Christians. “There is none good save God alone.” – Jesus repudiating the word good, when applied to himself.

  • Droz

    Maybe because it isn’t the place for Christians to fight anything. They’re supposed to turn the other cheek. By that metric alone, over 90% of Christians are bad Christians.

  • andrew

    Instead of sending money to Alex Jones or to Magachurches, guys should spend their money on hookers (males of course), weed and partying.

  • JWC

    Why? So you can spend it on , hookers , cocaine and helicopters You,are all tarred with the same brush you fat mouthy asshole

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • ColdCountry

    I brought up yahoonews this morning, and there at the top of the page was Alex Jones claiming Las Vegas was a false flag. Why do news outlets even cover him, except as the occasional ps message on mental health?

  • Natty Enquirer

    This will be my last comment on Alex Jones.


  • KnownDonorDad

    How about “tithing” to the Red Cross, Doctors Without Borders, and on and on and on?

  • JAKvirginia

    Typical RWNJ. Criticizing others for what they do.

  • Secure

    Don’t forget all the face-lifts and plastic surgery, Alex.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    The ones who spend it on hookers, helicopters and blow didn’t earn it anymore than you did, Alex. Seriously, why do we pay any attention to this…person? The only coverage about him I’ve seen is HERE–I’ve never sought him out. Why not let him stew in general neglect?

  • David Walker

    “I know about these preachers behind the scenes. Let me tell you, I’ve never seen hookers that look so good.”
    A. He at least admits to having seen some hookers.
    B. He’s never seen hookers that “look so good” because they’re out of his price range.

  • licuado de platano

    “Let me tell you, I’ve never seen hookers that look so good”.

    That speaks volumes, Alex.

  • Macbill

    I wonder why Alex isn’t constantly sniffing to help keep the blow in?

  • Tor


  • nipper

    So he can buy more steroids!

  • olandp

    Well, if he paid a little more I’m sure he could get equally good looking hookers. I’ll be the Dotard could hook him up.

  • marshlc

    Wait, this is a thing?

    Hey, Christians – don’t send you tithes to either your pastors OR Alex Jones, send them instead to me. I’ll spend them on things you would approve of, I promise.