Red-Caped Catholic Loons To Hold Prayer Rallies To Beg God For A “Supernatural Solution” To Homosexuality

Via press release:

Hundreds of thousands of Catholics prepare to pray the Rosary in public and beg God and the Blessed Mother to save America. In 21,570 public places from coast to coast, lay Catholics associated with America Needs Fatima will hold Public Square Rosary Rallies.

The rallies refocus people on the urgency of the Blessed Mother’s call to conversion given 100 years ago at Fatima, Portugal, and beg God to save America from unimaginable new levels of sin and chaos in society.

“As people turn away from God, we’re seeing new levels of sin and chaos. Plus, it is harder to find solutions to our nation’s growing moral problems,” remarked Francis Slobodnik, national coordinator of the 2017 Public Square Rosary Crusade.

“World events are spiraling out of control. Society is splintering. We’re suffering from the evil consequences of sexual immorality, abortion and same-sex ‘marriage,'” Slobodnik said. “We must turn back to God and ask Our Lady for supernatural solutions. There is an urgent need for amendment of life and penance. If only we’d do what she requested at Fatima, people would get the courage and wisdom to turn things around in America.”

America Needs Fatima is a part of the American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family, and Property – AKA the red-caped Catholic loons.

  • Do Something Nice

    God is married to 1 man AND 1 woman? Dude!

    • zhera

      God is a greedy asshole.

      • Ben in Oakland

        I had a boyfriend like that once.

        • zhera

          Lucky you!

          • Ben in Oakland

            Not really. He was great in bed, but had more drama than the entire screen actors guild.

    • McSwagg

      When you put it that way, the “mystery of the holy trinity” dogma actually makes sense.

  • Lazycrockett

    Pedophiles who live in glass houses………………..

    • bkmn

      Worse yet – pedophile protectors

    • Todd20036

      Shouldn’t live near schools.

  • Silver Badger

    There they go with that public prayer again. Do any of these people actually read their bible?

    • Only certain sections… and in Latin.

      • nowaRINO

        but…but…but the New Testament was originally written in Koine Greek.

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          No, it’s right there in English, in black and white….my Father tried to interject when I explained how translation can change the meaning of many words and phrases by ignorance or maliciousness.

        • clay

          St. Jerome “fixed” that for them.

    • StillALiberal
    • Chucktech
      • Todd20036

        Yes Master!

      • Pollos Hermanos
        • Mark

          LOL

        • Todd20036

          Seriously? And no one thought to maybe reword that just a little bit?

          • David Walker

            A. At least her first name wasn’t Alotta.
            B. They were too pure and simple to consider anything amiss.

          • Todd20036

            Alotta Fudge would make for a great drag queen name.

          • Chucktech

            “We think it’s just fine, this way.”

        • Robincho

          I remember little Loretta Fudge way back in her Brownie troop time. Yeah, her days were just packed…

      • Mark

        Mmmmm, if I get on my knees and look up at you, pleadingly????

    • Well, they never stop to think about just who they’re prayer too either. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/74da95c483443cf9befa5d88c0f419017c7f9a10a2c80b20e01a5f85f7a40948.jpg

      • Todd20036

        Yeah, even as a kid I wondered about that whole “10th plague” thing.

        The pharaoh is enslaving Jews, so lets go after children and babies. All to change the mind of one man.

        Here’s a thought: just kill the pharaoh, and tell his successor to let the Jews go or he dies too.

        Repeat as necessary, and no Egyptian babies, or other people who had no choice in enslaving Jews, suffer for the stubbornness of one man in a funny robe.

        • David Walker

          That’s kinda radical thinking.

          • Todd20036

            Yeah, I never was a good Jew. I think too much

        • Only he wasn’t stubborn enough so god had to use mind control(hardening his heart) to keep him from giving in to soon, can’t let people just get out of suffering after all.

        • Octoberfurst

          Stop being logical! You know God’s two favorite things are killing people and putting on a big show! It doesn’t have to make sense, be humane or reasonable. This is GAWD we are talking about!

        • clay

          Why do you hate the government?

        • olandp

          You would think that a being who is all seeing, all knowing, all powerful, knows the past and the future, would have been able to change things with out killing anyone, just snap his fingers or twitch his nose and voila…

      • Much of the Bible was written by men with an agenda – an excuse for wars or killing enemies.

    • David Walker

      It’s an awfully big book with very few pictures…although sometimes the pictures are pretty hot and you don’t have to read the bible for context. Wrestle an angel…one of my faves.

      • clay

        Sampson in bondage.
        Absalom in bondage
        Daniel in bond . . .

        • David Walker

          But never David and Jonathan, in or out of bondage. David and Goliath, sure…and yawn…but never David and Jonathan.

  • joeyj1220

    I’ve been watching the tv series “The Exorcist” just to see Alfonso Herrera. Can he be my supernatural solution? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5eec64e94c52bd096b195b014c27203a749552e5ba9aa0a1264c8dcad98c9b9d.jpg

    • Mark

      I’d need to see him with his shirt off first to know for certain……

      • TampaDink

        For me, he’s gonna have to lose the pants too.

    • FancyThat

      One of the reasons this practice is so widespread is that with all the added fees by the church, many folks can’t pay the exorcists’ bills — and as a result, many people are getting repossessed.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “The power of Alfonso compels you!”
      “The power of Alfonso compels you!”

      • Chucktech

        OK, OK!! Geez…

      • clay

        The power of Alfonso is compelling that shirt.

    • Chucktech

      So, uh, is he the devil?

      • joeyj1220

        He’s the priest. I’d love to be his altar boy

  • zhera

    Somehow they don’t seem bothered by their pedophilia problem among the clergy. Now why is that?

    • MBear

      Because theyre ALL pedophiles!

    • clay

      Stockholm?

  • MikeBx2
    • zhera

      Tillerson will be gone by Friday, won’t he.

      • Judas Peckerwood

        That’s what everyone was saying last week.

        • paganguy

          Which makes me think that whatever Tillerson has on Trump – it’s big.

          • netxtown

            I’m hoping it’s Rex’s fist in donnie’s mouth…but I have to admit donnie’s mouth is probably bigger than Rex’s fist.

          • MichaelJ

            If Tillerson does have something big, that would really hurt Trump, I hope he uses it to do more than just save his own job — like preventing military action.

          • Todd20036

            You think Tillerson is fucking Trump with a huge penis?

            NO REGRETS!!!!

          • Xuuths

            Or wet and yellow…

          • Eli

            ewww.

        • TampaDink

          At which point, the planet is doomed.

        • Todd20036

          True, but this week was next week last week

          • GayOldLady

            And the week after next, and the week after that and on and on and on to infinity and beyond.

        • jerry

          I think it’s because this regime has had so many departures/train wrecks, and so soon after losing Pruitt. Otherwise, he would have been fired in a heartbeat.

      • bkmn

        Seeing reports that Kelly will not be far behind…and then the toddler will be largely unchecked.

    • Lizard

      Put it on PPV.

      • Bryan

        Rumble in the Bungle?

    • Bj Lincoln

      Between Drumpf and my blind folded dog would be more of a challenge for Drumpf.

      • zhera

        Why have you folded your blind dog? That doesn’t sound very nice, BJ!

        • Paula

          That did sound very strange, didn’t it? I blindfold my dogs, at times, just to see them run into the walls.

          • zhera

            Is it part of the Gay Agenda? Does it come before or after marrying grass mowers?

          • Paula

            Yes, I believe it does. Next thing you know, dogs and cats will be living together.
            That is in the chapter on other perclivities, after marrying inanimate objects.

        • Bj Lincoln

          The blind fold is to give Drumpf a chance. My dog is still smarter blind.

    • Chucktech

      Mensa. Totally rigged. Very unfair. That’s what people are saying.

      • shellback

        Don’t forget low ratings.

        • netman extraordinaire

          “Failing”

  • Lazycrockett
  • bkmn
  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I swear, I don’t know how those people make it through the day.

    • pch1013

      It’s amazing they can remember to breathe in and out.

  • FancyThat

    Is Fatima Catholic for Fatwa? Is it like a Jesuit Jihad?

    • ChrisMorley

      It’s catholic for another mass delusion episode.

  • HAAAAAAA
  • shellback

    The blessed mother – is that the one Norman Bates put in the fruit cellar?

    • TampaDink

      It sure as fuck isn’t Mrs. pence.

  • PickyPecker
  • Mark

    Guess these assholes never thought of the fact their god might be saying no.

    • justme

      God’s probably thinking

      F%CK I visited there 0nce in 2000 years and look at the shyt.. I ain’t going back and I ain’t taking their “calls”

      • zhera

        It’s the ultimate story to tell your teenage kid to make sure he/she uses condoms.

        “It’s fun while it’s happening, but then there are thousands of years of constant whining from the offspring you didn’t want and all its children, friends, and enemies. ‘Can you help me with this? Can you kill this guy for me? Can you you win this game for me? Please, stop other people having the same rights as mine!’

        I tell, you son, use the goddamn condom EVERY. TIME!”

  • Dagoril

    “Hundreds of thousands of Catholics prepare to pray the Rosary in public …”

    I’m assuming this means that only the usual dozen or so loons are going to show up.

    • justme

      ..and most will be there just to clutch their pearls

    • ChrisMorley
      • TampaDink

        By the number of chairs, we can tell that they expected a massive turnout.c

        • David Walker

          “By their chairs ye shall know them.” Flipagains 52:40

          • TampaDink

            I always wondered what was the big deal about he who sits at the right side of the father….is the person on the left lesser than?

          • David Walker

            Left = sinister. Not evil, necessarily, but sinister.

          • TampaDink

            Sin sister?

          • David Walker

            Those were the nuns and other teachers who tried to make left handed kids write with their right hands. Kind of like ex-left therapy. And the comparison can continue, because both my father and my partner were forced to learn to write with their right hands and I couldn’t make out the handwriting of either one. So, of course, it was a success. In fact, Jack did everything (by which I mean everything) with his left hand EXCEPT writing.

          • It’s the LEFT references in the Bible plus many people in the world – use their left hand as a substitute for toilet paper – and use their right hand instead of cutlery

          • Rolf

            It’s easier to smack someone on your left if you’re right handed.

      • Chucktech

        Maybe some kinda loaves and fishes redux? Just throwin’ out ideas, here…

      • Jefe5084

        Maybe they are there in spirit. Or they all went to the football game instead.

    • clay

      “Hundreds of thousands” @ “21,570 public places”
      = as few as 10 people / place

  • bambinoitaliano

    If there is ever a sign that said no woman is remotely interested or willingly to play with our genitals…..

  • BeaverTales

    Maybe overpopulation is a bigger contributor to the world’s problems than child free gay people who ultimately have zero influence on the fertility of straight breeders?

    But that means accepting science over mythology….

  • TampaDink

    1 man…1 woman….at a time, usually.

    • Just read Genesis and it’s one man – many wives and often concubines.

  • CPT_Doom

    So, wait, their god couldn’t or wouldn’t do anything about the Protestant Reformation, which seems to me a much bigger example of “sin and chaos” than the sexual revolution? Pretty weak, or he’s just not listening to them.

    • justme

      He only listens to the REAL Christians.. not the FAKE ones that have destroyed the religious will of the population

    • justme

      …I’m sorry the god you have invoked is not in service…Please check the name and invoke again…

    • Chucktech

      I think you may be over-analyzing this stuff…

  • Bluto
    • zhera

      Right in front of my salad Jeeziz!

    • Huh, I thought that we’re responsible for hurricanes and earthquakes. God must be getting soft in his old eternity.

      • TampaDink

        He needs a fluffer.

    • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

      …and remember, the tornados are for the starving children, (they have to pay for the sins of the sodomites).

      • Xuuths

        Are the sodomites the sinners, or the catamites?

    • I believe there is a Supreme Being that created worlds and universes, however, we can’t have it both ways: free will and/or being a puppet with God intervening in everyone’s life. We are responsible for people starving, for wars, for hatred, etc. etc.

  • margaretpoa

    Because nothing says “heterosexual” like men prancing around in red capes….

  • paganguy

    So, is “supernatural solution” just their new shorthand for “final solution”?

    • Treant

      Yes, but they want you to believe that God did it so you can’t prosecute them.

      • paganguy

        If only He would just Rapture them the fuck away. Then they has what they wants, and we’d have what we wants, and everybody could be happy.

    • zhera

      Funny how they distinguish between supernatural solution and witch craft…

      • clay

        It’s not magic because they didn’t do it. God did it (because of what they did).

  • Lizard

    Oh, sure, Drumpf is doing whatever he can to ruin democracy, but gay people are the reason society is splintering. Sure.

  • bambinoitaliano

    What a bunch of lousy fucks! We should be gifting those women vibrators that works better than these stinky hot air breathing down their faces.

  • MikeBx2

    Evangelicals jump on board with the hate speech, but when the loons include a few “Blessed Mother” and “Our Lady” references, that’s when the born againers roll their eyes and tune them out.

  • Thorn Spike

    I personally find homosexuality super natural.

    • MikeBx2

      Me too!

    • CanuckDon

      And naturally super!

    • Rolf

      Considering the number of humans overcrowding the planet, we need a supernatural cure for heterosexuality.

  • Ninja0980

    Just get the nets out for all of them already.

  • Gigi

    No prayers for the children who were molested by Catholic priests, and then screwed over by the church in the cover-up of their crimes? Figures.

  • kaydenpat

    Shouldn’t they be praying for all the boys (and girls) whose lives have been destroyed by sexually molesting priests?

  • JWC

    And if Gawd SAYS ‘NO’ will you asshole cease and desist? Oh and by the way what is the sign this time Fire, Flood , Hurricaine Trump’s impeachment??

  • Mike

    Can some explain the significance of this red “security blanket” thing – or is this normally a white bed sheet?

    • TampaDink

      They started out as white bed sheets in the rectory….but became red from all of the child rape. (apologies for the graphic mental picture)

      • Treant

        How do you make Martha Stewart cry?

        Fuck her up the ass, then wipe your dick on her window treatments.

        • TampaDink

          And hide her weed. (based on her remarks at the Justin Bieber roast.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          I heard the setup as “How do you make a faggot scream twice?”

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    Go ahead, I mean, it worked soooo well with the hurricanes yet, you persist in the notion it still has power.

    Bless their hearts.

  • Clive Johnson

    “We must turn back to God and ask Our Lady for supernatural solutions.”

    You’re insane to believe this shit. Did this stop WWI, WWII? Did it cure your cancer?

    It’s incredible to me that people still cling to these magical beliefs.

    • Friday

      Like these people ever tried to stop a war: that wouldn’t be about sexual control of others or hurting more kids.

    • Chucktech

      I predict I’ll be saying that on my deathbed.

      One of the biggest proofs, for me, that god is a hoax (and, of course, I have lots of reasons besides this) is terminally ill children. Starving children could live if they just get food. But kids with cancer? WTF is up with that?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Well, if that poor kid’s great great great great gpa would have prayed right, he wouldn’t be punished now.

      • 2patricius2

        Seems to me that reauthorizing CHIPS would go a long way toward helping kids with cancer. As would saving the ACA and instituting universal health care in this country, where the healthcare industry is a money making racket for insurance companies. And we don’t even need prayer to accomplish that. We just need decent human beings running this country.

    • clay

      These people think that they’re the reason the Iron Curtain fell.

    • Galvestonian

      The church has to keep them stupid so they can do stuff for the church
      ( unpaid stuff ) and give the church a goodly part of what they have in the bank.

      Did you know that the Catholic Church at one time owned quite a bit of Italy because over the centuries everybody that was croaking was trying to bribe their way into heaven by leaving the Catholic Church their property and estates ???

      • Clive Johnson

        Not surprised to hear it. The history of the church, if known in its entirety, would (I would hope) drive away all but the zealots.

        • McSwagg

          The “history of the church” sparked the reformation and a bunch of the zealots just switched to the new cults. No, knowledge of history doesn’t change them, it just spawns new “My Sect is the TRUE Faith” cults that are just as bad as their predecessors. Religion is a psychological virus that has long infected the human species.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Leo
    • shivadog

      Bolton is a loon, he will fit in perfectly with the Dump administration.

      • pj

        hes insane. plus hes an asshole to work for.

      • The_Wretched

        He’s a loon who wants wars. Wars everywhere with everyone.

    • SoCalGal20

      If Bolton becomes SoS they might as well just close up the State Department.

      • Bryan

        Ugh, Bolton?
        Apparently it’s possible to find worse than Tillerson…

      • jerry

        And get the missiles aimed and ready toward Iran.

    • Well shit. If so that means we are down to 2 adults in this administration.

    • Karl Dubhe

      Who the fuck said “it could be worse?”

      Who did it!!!

      I know someone did.

      • pch1013

        As I’ve remarked on more than on occasion: Rule #1 of life under this fascist junta is that it can *always* get worse.

        • RoFaWh

          Not “can get worse”. Try “will get worse”.

    • Chucktech

      Almost time to invoke the Cabinet suicide pact…

    • pch1013

      Shit. I really don’t want to have to shave my mustache off.

  • greenmanTN
    • paganguy

      Long live Jambi!

    • clay

      Red Capped Loons?

  • Dayglo

    Again, proof that priests do more than laypeople.

    • TampaDink

      And by people…they mean children.

  • shellback

    If you push them off a cliff, will the capes help them fly?

    • Treant

      Let’s find out!

    • boatboy_srq

      No, they won’t fly; but they’ll glide very well.

      • TampaDink

        Hopefully not for very long.

        • William

          I ain’t cleaning that up.

          • TampaDink

            Nobody wants that job.

    • Chucktech

      Of COURSE they will, silly, why else would they wear something so laughably stoopid??

  • Gerry Fisher

    Oh those wacky red-caped loons. Looking for a solution without there even being a problem!

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    How many self loathing ‘mos are in that lineup?

    • Treant

      All of them.

      • Ross

        Amen.

  • Charlie

    It’s obvious that these loons are obsessed with homosexuality and same-sex marriage. Don’t they have anything better to do with their time, like help poor people, etc than to protest something they have absolutely no control over? Just a big waste of time. Anyone who contributes money to this looney tune religion deserves to be poor. Their offerings are supporting this nutcase behavior and, of course, the priests who take advantage with their material belongings. We knew a priest from Iowa who got a new Cadillac or Lincoln every other year and wore designer clothing. He bitched at me one time for being in a profession (mortgage underwriter) that denied him a mortgage for a town home in Phoenix because his income (all non-monetary freebies) couldn’t be verified…like it was my fault. I told him I’d reject his loan too…he didn’t like that and gave me an evil stare…made me feel good!

  • boatboy_srq

    America needs The Fatima Mansions far more than it needs America Needs Fatima.

  • Ross

    Dear God,

    Can you please come up with a “Supernatural Solution” for stupidity, fear, and ignorance?

    Why golly, most of the problems with our little planet would vanish!

    Thank you so much!

  • Pip

    Oh, those crazy Catholics and their pagan ways.

    • Friday

      If they were Pagans, they’d have to have real jobs.

      • Pip

        Meh, I wouldn’t want to insult pagans by implying they actually are. I just love all of the Catholics’ pagan ways. I’ve seen less pageantry and belief in magic from pagans or Wicca friends. LoL

  • jmax

    Why doesn’t Mary appear before people anymore? I mean other than in burn marks on tortillas or in cloud formations? It’s almost like the whole Fatima thing is made up.

    • Friday

      Any visions of female figures need to be processed for ideological correctness by the Papacy, actually.

      • jmax

        I have a (gay) friend who is a Catholic lay minister for area shut-ins. He’s a brilliant man, speaks several languages, and is one of the nicest people I have ever known. How he can believe in any of this backwards-ass mumbo jumbo I will never understand, but I love him anyway.

        • TampaDink

          As a recovering catholic, I suspect that your friend’s beliefs are from being brainwashed as a child. It took me more than 40 years to wake up & smell the incense.

    • greenmanTN

      I thought Fatima was giving a press briefing?

      • TampaDink

        No that would be fat Sarah.

      • jmax

        “Fatuous” is not the same as “Fatima”.

        • greenmanTN

          Ohhhhhhhh…

    • Chucktech

      She’s a little old for that, you know… She has some hip problems, arthritis, her eyesight failing, and getting that walker down from heaven is a logistical nightmare.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        And the Lord said : Give her a segway !

      • jmax

        Wow, Mary and I have a lot in common. Whoodathunkit.

        • Chucktech

          Well…… You’re not 2000 years old….

          • jmax

            Not quite. And I live in Kansas, which is definitely not heaven.

    • PickyPecker
  • lymis

    The supernatural solution to the problem of homosexuality is for God to make his followers get over it.

    • Statistics Palin

      Or to out the homophobes as gays. I think I’ll start praying for the Intercession of the Holy Spirit and say 100 Ejaculations.

    • pch1013

      The supernatural solution to the problem of rampant religious bigotry is for all religious bigots to be struck dead.

  • Talisman

    I’ll be over here, holding my breath, waiting for that solution…

  • All their whining and protest praying is to distract them from the truth they dare not face: God likes gay folk more than them. She said so at the club just the other night (yeah, she’s a total haggy “Grace” type).

  • bambinoitaliano

    The red is the representation of bloods suffered by the children under the Catholic church over the centuries.

  • greenmanTN

    The yellow and blue capes are not interested.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/S25C2n25S21lS/source.gif

    • Todd20036

      They both could rock the skin tights back in the day

    • David Walker

      I have to say I love Robin’s expression when he spins onto Batman’s thigh.

      • Chucktech

        “Oooo, Batman’s got a boner…”

  • Frostbite

    And if it doesn’t happen, will you accept either (1) it’s your deity’s will, or (2) your deity doesn’t even exist?

  • Lumpy Gaga
  • stvnc44

    O DII BONI!
    I have just figured out why they and the Catholics do not want gay marriage.
    We don’t, for the most part, make children, hence do not supply the innocents for their pedophilia fix!
    (riposted from the Anglican mess down under)

  • Xuuths

    Guess the red-caped catholic loons don’t appreciate the hypocrisy that they would be screaming “discrimination” if gays were to launch anti-catholic protests.

    • Tomcat

      Which is why I keep saying we need to declare GAYNESS a religion.
      Then everyone would be on equal footing.

  • Tomcat

    How about a supernatural way to scare people into following your commands?
    Oh yeah, religion.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • FelineMama

    “BEG god” BEG Seriously! If it is so horrible against gawd’s preachins’ , why do you have to beg? One minute you bible humpers are saying it’s gawd’s will for floods, hurricanes, then the next minute you have to BEG. Who the hell is the Boss? You people are looney tunes!!!

  • Igby

    Homosexuality has always existed in the animal kingdom. A monotheistic god, not so long.
    Beg away, Loons.

  • Macbill

    This is civil marriage: a marriage based on love not Sky-Santas.

  • Chucktech

    ““We must turn back to God and ask Our Lady for supernatural solutions.”

    Yeah, you do that. Get back to me with any results.

  • HZ81

    “Hundreds of thousands (tens) of Catholics (kid-fuckers) prepare to pray the Rosary (mumble incessantly) in public and beg God (fake) and the Blessed Mother (fake mom) to save America.(NO-too late)

  • Tomcat

    Starting to think religion created hate. They need it so much to stomp people.

  • The_Wretched

    Jesus was pretty against divorce but there’s more than a little polygamy in the bible. It seems to be drawn on a social welfare point where women are goods and without a male, they can’t exist in society. As such, you’re supposed to pick up support for (marry) your dead brother’s wife.

  • Adam King

    America Needs Fat Mama.

  • Jeffrey

    God and Jesus, unless I’m mistaken, are a couple of bachelors, no? Virgin Mary doesn’t count so don’t even.

  • Tomcat

    Oh god she is here.

  • greenmanTN

    One of the most truthful Monty Python bits…

    https://youtu.be/6GkK8wS2WWc

  • Adam Stevens

    I can’t even imagine thinking about other people’s sex lives. It never even crosses my mind. Not even in the most passing of thoughts.

    Why do ‘god’s people’ think of nothing else?

    • Chucktech

      Because they don’t have one of their own.

    • RoFaWh

      Because they have dirty minds.

      I often think it’s really just that simple.

  • Adam King

    God wants you to make a complete ass of yourself in public.

    • Chucktech

      Even God needs a good laugh now and then.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • David Walker

      Just as soon as he leaves his motel room.

    • Chucktech

      So, THAT’S the kind of shit on a 16 RPM record…

      • Harveyrabbit

        Twice as much bullshit for the same price as a 33.

    • Gregory Peterson

      Too bad that someone with real musical talent had such bad taste in music.

    • grada3784

      But he has sinned!!!!!

  • M Jackson

    Where in NYC and on what date will I be able to finding these people?

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    The 1 priest- 1 child contingent will have to wait.

  • rextrek1

    ..yeah cause – well u know, the USA has NO REAL problems to worry about…you know, like – Homelessness, the Poor, war…..poverty? nahhhhhhh no biggy

    • rextrek1

      I wish I knew where they’d be around me – Id go and make out in front of them…….

  • clay

    Uh, abortion rates are down, for more than a decade, nearly an entire generation.

    • Friday

      They’re working to bring that back up by destroying sex ed so they’ll have more women to oppress.

    • David Walker

      And not to put too fine a point on it, but god’s idea of marriage (1 man and 1 woman) does not acknowledge Mary getting pregnant, and not by her future husband.

      • Chucktech

        But that was a glorious exception…

        • David Walker

          I thought it was immaculate conception, but I like your phrase better. And it makes more sense. And it doesn’t involve towelettes.

          • Chucktech

            Well, really, it was a glorious and immaculate conception exception.

        • jerry

          Except the loony Catholics also claimed that Mary’s mother Anna was also (and forever) a virgin. The worst was when they claimed Mary was forever a virgin, despite Jesus supposedly having five other siblings. Logic and non-contradictory stories were never their strong points.

  • clay

    Red-Caped Catholic Loons to Hold Prayer Rallies to Beg [a divine woman] for a “Supernatural Solution” To [their own] Homosexuality

  • acde

    Somebody remind these loons of the Christian /Catholic Sins of the Crusades, the rape, plunder and murder of the Colonies, supporting Hitler, suppression of women and minorities, theft from the poor everywhere, support for slavery, selling indulgences to raise cash – to name just a few off the top of my head

    • David Walker

      But that was then. This is Murka now.

      • acde

        O, my bad. I forgot – apologies

    • greenmanTN

      Remind them of it? They consider those their glory days!

      • David Walker

        Knight 1 in “Camelot”:
        “Ah, but to burn a little town or slay a dozen men
        Anything to laugh again!”

  • JAKvirginia

    God on Twitter:

    Are you questioning my divine plan? Are you? Are you, punks?

    (America needs a belly dancer?)

  • Basically they’re praying for their bloodthirsty god to take away human free will. But only for those they disapprove of.

  • Ogre Magi

    of all christian groups, these guys are the dorkiest

  • phhht

    A person who claims he talks with a god exhibits prima facie evidence of mental impairment.

  • Jon Doh

    I’d like to see a solution to lunacy.

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    The RCC should clean up its own house before pointing fingers at others.

  • 2patricius2

    If they were really concerned about “sexual immorality,” they would be denouncing their president. And if they were really concerned about “new levels of sin and chaos” and “our nation’s growing moral problems” and the “splintering” of society, they would be addressing the rot in the presidency and Republican led Congress, and the chaos created by the president, and the greed and inhumanity of the policies of the Republican Party. Instead, they are defending the Tradition of white supremacy, the Family headed and controlled by men who have no use for other forms of family in our society, and the Property that is in the hands of the very few wealthy.

    In other words, this group is as corrupt and immoral as their values and their idols.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    What they can’t figure out is people are turning away from the Church because of the stupidity of the Priests and Bishops.

  • Richard B

    My husband and I just celebrated our 39th anniversary.
    We have lived a fulfilling and happy life of adventure together.
    It never ceases to amaze me who these superstitious believers of the angry sky fairy can’t leave peaceful people like us alone.
    I do not want to hear what they have to say, particularly what they think is a sin, a word they freaking made up.
    Aren’t we supposed to have liberty to be whatever we want?
    Aren’t we suppose to live in a country free of religious persecution.
    Then why are these nuts allowed to go out in public and in red gowns doing their best trying to smite us?

    • JAKvirginia

      CONGRATS!!

    • Bad Tom

      Congratulations!!!

    • Jim Gallagher-Barker

      Congrats! We’re hitting our 9th wedding anniversary on Thursday–which means our 30th anniversary of being together is just 6 months away. We’ve been asking the same questions you have

    • Congrats, and remember, next year for your 40th Ruby Anniversary, The French Crown Ruby Tiara made for the Duchess of Angoulême is believed to be in existence today. Drop a hint to your husband that it would make a fabulous gift and he has one year to line it up for you. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a955d08a621c208ad83de6e84a811847785b13fd902967522fc279a67e14a760.jpg

  • GayOldLady

    If god was up to doing something worthwhile, he’d give us a solution to the Roman Catholic Church.

  • William

    These are some seriously weird sisters.

  • JAKvirginia

    NO CAPES!!

  • grindstone

    “World events are spiraling out of control. Society is splintering.”

    yeah, go on.

    “We’re suffering from the evil consequences of sexual immorality, abortion and same-sex ‘marriage…:”

    not even close.

  • GanymedeRenard

    1. Are you dimwits aware that by claiming “America needs Fatima” you’re actually invoking a sacred figure in Islam, i.e., Mohammed’s favorite daughter? Right. I didn’t think so.

    2. “Supernatural solutions”? Sorry, but there’s already a franchise of movies called Paranormal Activity.

    3. Your god’s marriage plan also includes 1 man and 700 wives, or trading your daughter for cattle or for 100 foreskins from Philistine men. Disgusting.

  • Ken M

    It’s their belief, so whatever. And the leader is from…..wait for it……TOPEKA KS. Oh well. So much for any surprise there. His only social media communication seems to be Facebook, so credit where it’s due.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Andymac3

      Fabulous cape you have, honey, the one in white is a bit less inspiring.

    • I think we need to be kinder to Ann Coulter here (on the right). It is not her fault that she is not aging gracefully. However, she should stop taking gaycon friend Milo shopping with her — his choice of a “collar stole” is hideous —- he is making her look like some vampire lizard ghoul.

  • Jefe5084

    OK. My same request as these types in the US. Prove there’s a god.

    • Chucktech

      nuh-UUUHHH, yew prof there aint no gawd

  • Bad Tom

    AND NOT ONE WORD about gun violence.
    But we gotta crack down on the gays!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0eb008080175e6233fe0d09e3c8bab798830d2eb761b4ae53938be786da8a3b1.jpg

  • Patrick

    OK pray but don’t ask congress for intervention when you don’t get the results from your prayer meetings.

  • Friday’s_cat

    The red cape signify the wearer is a recipient of the backdoor sacrament from the parish priest?

  • 2patricius2

    Interesting that this group is praying to Mary to preserve their idea of “Tradition, Family and Property.” According to the stories about her, she was an unmarried woman when she became pregnant. And she is reported to have praised the God she worshipped, by saying: “He has shown might with his arm, he has scattered the proud in the conceit of their heart. He has put down the mighty from their thrones, and has exalted the lowly. He has filled the hungry with good things, and the rich he has sent away empty.”

    Seems like the stories about this woman and her hopes and dreams describe her as a person whose values were quite in opposition to their own values. In fact, the stories that were written about Mary and Jesus so many centuries ago, could well be written about the immigrants, and poor people, and despised and unmarried women, and homeless people, and oppressed people of today.

    Whatever one may think of the historicity of Mary and Jesus, the stories present people in stark contrast to the Red-Caped Catholic loons, and their corrupt, materialistic, exclusionary, judgmental values.

  • Andymac3

    Those two skinny virgins under the banner look like they’re planning on hooking up later, just saying.

    • I was thinking that! Campy fudgepacker bitches!

  • Gregory Peterson

    If God hasn’t come up with a ‘final solution’ to ‘homosexuality’ by now, perhaps God just doesn’t care if some people are Gay.

    • Friday

      But… That would destroy their faith in hurting innocent people instead of getting a life or doing something useful!

      • Jon Doh

        Sundays are better spent at tea dances than church.

        • FelineMama

          Or, truthfully, strip clubs, porn clubs(child/adult welcome) , gay clubs(cause they hide) , prostitution, beastiality …. Screw tea dances.

    • FelineMama

      EXCELLENT GP. I was trying to say this same thing. ENOUGH SAID!!!!

  • MDixon34

    There’s only one way to prevent “homosexuality.” Complete infertility of all humans. Something tells me they won’t like that solution.

  • Tom Kidd

    How about “doing something” about your child-molesting priests, Cat-Licks?

  • Jay Mills

    Oh, you mean the “miracle” where no one but a child with a history of making up stories and two cohorts saw it?

  • caphillprof

    Are any red, white and blue Americans named Slobodnik? I doubt that was the original intent of the Founders.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Red capes = ecumenical drag

  • Halou

    Statistics and polling say that ‘lay Catholics’ hold more liberal political opinions than the priests do, in some areas of the country more than half of all Catholics are not opposed to LGBT rights so I doubt they’ll take to the streets.

  • fiizok

    After extensive and exhaustive research I can state unequivocally that the only “solution” to homosexuality is…even MORE homosexuality. You’re welcome.

    • Macbill

      There can never be enough.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Marriage is the final solution.

  • orion dumptee

    Fatima? oh ,right …she was that famous circus elephant from the 1920s (Here comes Fatima…with a tah-rah- boom-de ay) (Vocalion recording 1923)

  • Why would Catholics ask God, when they can go directly to the Blessed Virgin Mary? She’s Queen of Heaven! And she’s a cranky old bitch! That’s because she was allowed to die of old age before she was miraculously revived and lifted up into heaven to join her son. Can you imagine what it feels like to be old for 2,000 years?! No wonder she kicks her son’s butt! And don’t be fooled by the sweetie sweet statues and holy cards. She looks like hell!

    • 2patricius2

      She’s like Ivanka Trump, but she has more pull with the power in charge. She’s the go-to person, when the guy in charge will not do what you want.

      • But you have to be Catholic. She’s pissed at Protestants, because they say she lost her virginity. She tried to get Jesus to send them all to hell, but a pope came along and said they could get into heaven if it wasn’t their fault for being Protestant. So then she really got pissed and sent WWII. I’m telling you, you don’t want to cross the BVM!

    • Ben in Oakland

      Please cut her some slack.

      If you were that old, and still had to listen to people like these assholes, you’d be cranky too

  • Eric Mory

    I’m so glad Catholics are finally admitting that being gay is “natural” and can only be changed by “supernatural” intervention. /s. 😉 Of course what God made ain’t broke. So, I don’t think they’ll get much in the way results. Of course God does answer prayer. His answer will be “Leave them alone. They’re fine!”

  • William

    Where’s the Witchfinder General when you need him?

  • Steve Smith

    This from the same people who elected sin and chaos to be their president. I’m sure the magic beads will be a great help, but if they don’t work you can just go back to your usual pastime of child abuse and grifting.

  • Davidusca

    Ah the covens are out casting spells in full force again i see.

  • Never trust anyone who talks to you from atop a rose bush.

  • Marty Pavelka

    Fatima? Fatima? What is it with the Fatima obsession? What year is this? Next thing you know they’ll be running around Pierced By The Ecstasy of God. Aiyiyiyi.

    • Ben in Oakland

      They think the Virgin Mary, having found that appearing on a taco did not work very well, appeared to three little children, illiterate peasants in a more boring part of Portugal, and delivered all kinds of wondrous prophecies to them, as showing up at the New York Times hadn’t occurred to her. These were great and terrible prophecies, including one that someone might someday try to kill a Universally beloved figure like the pope. Oh, yes! and world peace!

      It’s not like she shows up, even on a piece of toast, every day, so this is now regarded as something or other.

      • Marty Pavelka

        I was raised Roman Catholic but left long ago. I know Fatima, I’m surprised that some people are still fixated on it. I had no idea. Wow.

        • Ben in Oakland

          They’re still fixated on an alleged resurrection that occurred 2000 years ago. This is easy.

  • Goodboy

    “We’re suffering from the evil consequences of sexual immorality, abortion and same-sex ‘marriage,’”

    So destroying the environment, taking insurance from millions of people, colluding with foreign governments to win an election and a rapist in he Whitehouse isn’t even on their radar. Fucking frauds.

  • Please don’t call these people “Catholics”. They are a scary kind of fundamentalist that uses Catholic symbolism. Most real Catholics left the church by 1987 (except for a few liberal nuns).

    • Let’s just say Pope Francis would tell those red caped weirdos to get a life and start doing some good by spending their spare time feeding the homeless in a soup kitchen — in the spirit of St. Francis of Assisi himself.

  • koseighty

    And how many times did they do this to find a solution to priests raping kids?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Considering their god has had ample opportunity, say since the beginning of time, to rid the world of us, I’m finding it difficult he’ll do anything now. That said, imaginary creatures never really worried me so…..

  • Ben in Oakland

    You should be afraid, very afraid, of imaginary creatures. Because ya know, ya never know. Ya know?

  • fkevin

    A supernatural solution? Like make everybody gay?

    • edrex

      being gay is both super and natural.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Forget Fatima; it’s Lourdes the village of Saint Bernadette they should be looking into. They could build a big gay bathhouse there, and pipe those healing waters into the Jacuzzi. Guys will step in gay, and step put hetero!

    • Who was it who said there are many piles of abandoned crutches at Lourdes but few abandoned artificial limbs? I knew a Catholic guy from Normandy whose parents used to go every year to pray for his “unholy gay soul” and told him to look up this quote and tell this to his parents.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    Won’t they be surprised when the “Supernatural Solution” is just shy of 4 dozen of simultaneous lightning strikes on each of the 21,570 public spaces? If there’s an even 4 dozen per site, it’ll be enough to take out the RC Loons AND 1MMorons!

  • David Lightfoot

    At the risk of being a stereotype, why haven’t any of them had their pants hemmed? Have they given up on early love already?

  • Macbill

    I noticed all are wearing glasses but one. I think they’ve all been wacking off just until their vision goes.

    • Jasper

      i can’t understand why they wouldn’t want us tolerant gays to marry. i just don’t understand…

  • andrew

    I saw a recap of Bandstand Oldies of the 1950’s and one of the popular songs was “Dear Lady Of Fatima” I looked up info on the apparitions and saw that the sun spun down toward the earth that day and didn’t even singe a blade of grass, so it must be true. LOL.

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    First Amendment rights of freedom of speech and peaceable public assembly.

    And we can enjoy the spectacle! All thanks to the U.S. Constitution.

  • Show of hands. Is there anyone here who thinks that even one of these guys whose phone, tablet or laptop isn’t full of gay porn?

  • rednekokie

    When will these nut jobs realize that “marriage” is a legal contract between two people, uniting them and their assets in law.
    On the other hand, a “wedding” is a ceremony participated in by religious folk who want to announce to the world that now their god will allow them to fuck.

  • Ann Kah

    I assume that’s because prayer has worked so well in the past.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Supernatural you say? Try a salt circle. And then try and understand that not everyone believes in your silly mythology. If you get that far, understand marriage is a social construct, although you may have to go to school to understand that. Believe what you want and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

  • andrew

    God’s idea of marriage/sexual relationships as found in the bible is quite broad. There really was no marriage ceremony. A man purchased a woman from her father, took her back to his tent, “entered” her and they were married. Some of god’s favorites like Abraham, Jacob and David, to name a few, had lots of wives and concubines and the biblical god gave them his blessing. Yahweh is quoted as saying to David, didn’t I give you all of Saul’s wives and concubines? Lot, whom the New Testament holds up as an example of a just man, fathered a son with both of his daughters in a drunken incestuous relationship. These “pious” Catholics who think that they know what the biblical idea of marriage and sexual relationships was all about don’t know their “good” book. They are confusing the bible with the Ozzie and Harriet 1950s sit-com.

    • Ricky Nelson was hot. I would have watched Ozzie and Harriet just to hear him sing. At 1:40 I believe that is a shot of the San Francisco skyline 60 years ago.
      https://youtu.be/0janfcZ8LUw

  • Jukesgrrl

    When are these prayer rallies being held? I’ll need to stay away from the “public square” on that day.

  • Red capes = blood of homosexuals world wide thanks to these RIGHT wing Christians and Muslims.

  • SDG

    God’s marriage? I didn’t think GOD was married? She is?

    And what’s more funny is the fairy tale called the bible… it is not 1man + 1 woman.

  • Start with the abomination of hate and thanks for reminding us by wearing red – of all the witches, heretics, and LGBTI who have been murdered in the name of religion. And what about praying for all those sexually raped kids by your priests?

  • steveleong

    Puerto Rico is in a disastrous state, the nation is divided, trump is inciting WW3, and these people are using their emotion, time an energy to bash, judge, condemn and crucify two people, created by God, in love. Pretty ugly souls, in the guise of righteous religious “nice church going” people. Praise God, that what one sows, so shall they reap.