Todd Starnes: Seditious NFL Wretches Hate America

Last year Fox News host Todd Starnes essentially called for murdering anti-Trump protesters, responding to the blockade of an entry road to a Trump rally by tweeting this: “Put in the cars in drive and problem solved.”

Today Starnes is polling his slavering Twitter followers as to whether they support Mike Pence’s ridiculous and staged NFL stunt or the “seditious NFL wretches” who obviously hate America.  

  • DisqusD37

    Somebody please set a mouse trap for this vermin.

    • Karl Dubhe

      A urine bucket might work as well…

  • bkmn
  • matrem

    Read the comments on twitter. Most (for now) are in Support of the NFL players.

    • Tomcat

      For the NFL, what does that mean? For them protesting or for the owners and trump not allowing it?

      • matrem

        Fixed

  • j.martindale

    I’m with the malcontents. But little vermin, we do NOT hate America. We just hate the people who are destroying America.

    • Tomcat

      I stand (kneel) with the players that protest bad cops. So I must be a malcontent also.

      • Todd20036

        You just want to kneel in front of the players. You hussy!

        • Silver Badger

          You say that like it’s a bad thing!

          • Todd20036

            Only if you use teeth….

      • j.martindale

        I would phrase it differently. I am sympathetic for protests against the violence towards the Black minority. But I blame the prevalence of guns for much of that violence. I think if law enforcement was not always so worried by the potential of gun violence, the police might not be so prone to use force. I work closely enough to the police to have a great respect for what they do. It is simplistic to talk about bad cops without recognizing the complexities of their work.

        • Todd20036

          Except cops shoot even where there IS no evidence of guns.

          A man on the ground or reaching for his license when he is told to, is not a threat.

          • Nowhereman

            I remember the black man who had a conceal carry permit who was in the car when his fiance was pulled over. He informed the cops that he was armed and told them he would get out his carry permit. They shot him, and his fiance was right there beside him, and had the strength to keep recording it on her phone. Otherwise we would never have heard about it. I think her young daughter was in the back seat, too. And this will just get worse. Jeff Sessions has declared war on us all.

          • Randy

            And I think their kid was in the back seat. I remember she was consoling her mother!

          • Nowhereman

            Yes! Heart breaking.

          • Ninja0980

            Or someone being shot in the back.

          • FAEN

            While a taser is planted. Or the African American man who turned his phone on and got pissed, rightly so IMHO, when the cop had his gun out even though it was to let him know his turn signal was off or something in that vein. That’s just ridiculous and anyone that terrified doesn’t need to be a cop.

          • Gerry Fisher

            IMO, this one was flat out “wearing a white hood, hatred” racism. I’m recalling the cool, calm demeanor of that cop on the video.

        • Tomcat

          They use ANY excuse to stop blacks because many of them have warrants for not appearing in court because they cannot afford to pay the last penalty for the same thing. This is a vicious circle that intentionally keep blacks owing for court cost and penalties. This practice is not used on white people.

          • netxtown

            I have to differ with you, TC. My nephew is caught up in that revolving door, and good lard is he white!

          • All these conservatives who claim to have black friends ought to ask one of them if they’ve ever been stopped by the cops for no reason. All of mine have and it happens often too. There only violation was driving while black (through a nice neighborhood WHERE THEY LIVE). Yes, we should all be taking a knee. When should have been doing this decades ago.

          • Nowhereman

            I think it was Ferguson where they determined that the city was making most of their revenue this way.

          • JackFknTwist

            All Cops should be drug tested , especially for steroids, each month.
            Most of them are abusers and have roid rages,
            Drug test Cops now.
            And especially drug test all Cops who have discharged weapons in any circumstances.

          • DJ John Bear

            Randomly conduct these tests.

        • Nowhereman

          This has been going on for over a hundred years. Being shot by racist cops is the new lynching method.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Most of America has the attention span of a bumper sticker though.

        • Gerry Fisher

          I think that “bad cops” is too simplistic. It’s just that their job requires very fast decision making, and it’s more vulnerable to assumptions based on race. It’s not “wearing white hoods and hating black people” racism (though I’m surprised at how much of that was present in the St. Louis Police Department); it’s more like “he’s a black guy, and that just puts me a little extra on edge (assumption, assumption, assumption).”

      • I would kneel too. I just hope one of them is going to help me back up.

      • Gerry Fisher

        One of the problems is that the “He’s black, so I’m scared!” racism shown by the cops is the same level of racism that they have. It feels “normal” to them. So, they defend it, minimize it, and try to deflect.

        A while back, we were talking with our buddy Kevin about Halloween, and he’s a big teddy bear. He bakes great cupcakes for parties. When asked about his costume for Halloween, he said he liked low-effort costumes and that he’d just go as a Scary Black Man (aka, a black man).

      • hopeful idiot

        It isn’t like there’s nothing to be malcontented with.

    • Silver Badger

      Malcontents R US

      Being a gay man I was a malcontent before it was popular.

      • Tomcat

        Now we can be malcontent malcotenters. Ok it is not a word, what do you expect from a malcontent.

      • Gerry Fisher

        It goes all the way back from Hollywood to hillbilly
        From liberal to libelous, from “Bonzo” to Birch idol…born again
        Civil rights, women’s rights, gay rights…it’s all wrong
        Call in the cavalry to disrupt this perception of freedom gone wild
        God damn it…first one wants freedom
        Then the whole damn world wants freedom

        Gil Scott-Heron “B-Movie”

        Yeah, these malcontents. How dare they ask for freedom.

    • kirby7771

      And I will never understand why your very valid point isn’t universally accepted. I despair sometimes.

    • David Walker

      How could anyone not see that the staged pence-leaves-in-a-snit stunt wasn’t a staged pence-leaves-in-a-snit stunt? And for what? Dissing an old drinking song and a piece of cloth printed in China?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTNZg_iVYLQ

    • FAEN
    • Billanddogs

      I just went to the site and discovered nearly 100% of the comments are against Starnes and Pence. Good work, JMG people!

    • Gerry Fisher

      IMO, when you love something, you maintain it well, you’re a good caretaker of the thing you love. Part of good care taking is fixing problems. Unarmed black people dying in wildly disproportionate percentages at the hands of police officers is a problem. Let’s fix it.

  • Tomcat

    Stupid, trump according to the media was elected because he spoke to the forgotten people. Well now 70+% are being forgotten and ignored.
    Take your bullshit and spread it to the 37% that still care.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’d vote in the poll, but the peepee drinking snowflake blocked me 😀

  • justme

    America needs to bring back the “Prove” it before you post it rule..
    End of stupidity posts.. Open the sue for lies clause

  • Kruhn

    A President who prosecuted people who used their freedom of the press as sedition ended up being kicked out of office by the electorate. Perhaps Toddette should learn what happened when someone tramples over their First Amendment rights.

  • Denis

    Girl, your wig game is tragic.

  • Henry Auvil

    What these mouth-breathing morons fail to understand is that the black dudes taking a knee have a much more profound understanding of the Constitution than they do. From the Boston Tea Party til today, resistance and free speech is what America is supposed to stand for. It is not “disrespecting” our country to demand that it do better.

  • Tomcat

    NFL should (KNEEL) in unity to protest out of control police actions against black people. If it were up to many cops, black people would be an endangered people.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Gladly a malcontent. Oh, and wait, let me guess: you’re with us or you’re with the terrorists. Fuck wad.

    The oblique and obtuse beliefs of these “patriots” is an affront to logic and thought.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    He blocked me years ago. What’s the current poll results?

    • 92% Pope Pence. 8% “Seditious NFL wretches”

      Oddly, it was showing the latter winning for me before I logged in. Or I could have sworn it was anyway.

      • Tomcat

        It is rigged and probably compiling info on everyone that voted.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Oh, and while we are all looking on aghast in horror at this freak show of a “president” 9 million kids are set to lose coverage under CHIP.

    Back the kneelers. Hug the CHIP kids. Kick this president in the ass.
    https://obamacarefacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/obamacare-kids-get-covered.jpg

    • Tomcat

      From the children that get the bill for your tax cuts,,, thank you very much for the fucking.

  • safari
  • Tiger Quinn

    That Twitter profile pic is a miracle of photoshop.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    Todd needs to have a few more helpings of biscuits and gravy. His book is due for an epilogue.

  • Adonisus

    I voted. Then I sent him a nice little tweet about how both he and VP Pence can kindly do America and the World a favor and EAT SHIT AND DIE.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • worstcultever

    This is just fucking textbook Goebbels.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Yep, and the wing-nut-welfare-industry spreads this distracting crap like wild-fire.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I guess menstruation will be next.
    Fucking idiots!

    https://twitter.com/Shareblue/status/917519049638236160

    • Tomcat

      It will never pass.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        These days, I can never tell. The stupid seems to be expanding exponentially.

    • MBear

      Posted pics of the Obamas as apes and….still in office?!? LOL

    • SoCalGal20

      PLease tell me Indivisible and RunForSomething have targeted his district.

    • worstcultever

      A shame I’m too old to send him any used tampons (aka miscarriage baby death blood fetish jesus worship objects).

    • Lazycrockett

      When are they just going to start stapling a womans womb up?

      • djcoastermark

        Never, that is birth control. The want them to say, “may the lord open” so that they may hopefully (in their minds) produce more of them.

    • ByronK

      What, this insanity again? It reminds me of when Dubya’s administration tried to outlaw any behavior that could affect a pregnancy in ALL women by designating women who were not pregnant as “pre-pregnant” and in need care like they were fucking prize farm animals. Republican women are neck and neck with the Log Cabinets for first place in the self-loathing race.

      • Rebecca Gardner
      • Ninja0980

        In their minds, only “bad” girls and women become pregnant out of wedlock or need an abortion so “good” women like them have the right to make medical choices and everything for them.

        • Todd20036

          And if THEY get pregnant and need an abortion:

          It’s different.
          It’s not their fault.
          Jesus/Zeus/Thoth/Anubis will forgive them.
          It’s not a fetus… it’s a dessert topping.

          • Snarkaholic

            They’ll just tell people that they had a D&C.

    • Tomcat

      And you wonder why so many women want women in stead of you hateful men.

    • vorpal 😼

      If you’re menstruating, it’s because you’re not pregnant.
      How dare you waste god’s baby maker? /s

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Exactly!

        • vorpal 😼

          Perhaps we should just replace all references of female genitalia in literature to, “penis holster.”

          Seems about in line with what these fuckers want.

    • UrsusArctos

      That ball of tissue is priceless beyond all things! OK, at least more valuable than the life of it’s uterus life support system! OK, unntil it takes it’s first breath. Then it becomes a punk drain on society that we can. not. afford.

    • FAEN

      Hmm-I can’t seem to remember the GOP throwing this racist out of their party.

      Yet they keep referring to this mythic ‘big tent’.

  • Statistics Palin

    Porcine homunculus created by a blind witch on a bet.

  • MBear

    Im only here for the image of “oh hell…not this throbbing cuntgristle again”…or something

    • Karl Dubhe

      Throbbing? Not the word I’d use when talking about Toddy…

      Drinking is. 🙂

  • Lazycrockett

    Hardball is just railing on Drumpfs mental health.

  • netxtown

    Gees Toddy., Did you come up with that all by yourself…or did mommy help?

  • David L. Caster
  • JWC

    who developed this little Cretin

    • greenmanTN

      When a Petri dish and a skid mark love each other very much….

      • JWC

        Ah Ha now I see it

  • shellback

    Another FUCKING NAZI.

  • greenmanTN

    Mr Pedo Peepers can keep his urinary ululations to himself, thanks.

    • Dazzer

      You get an extra 74 ghost up-votes for “urinary ululations”

      • greenmanTN

        I think my parents and teachers rued the day they taught me to read….

        • Treant

          “Yes,” your teacher replied, “Because you’re rued.”

          • greenmanTN

            And I could be…

  • When right wingers were protesting Obama it was because they love America. When anyone else protests for any other reason they hate America. That’s conservative “logic” for you.

  • Joe in PA

    Pity I can’t take the poll…banned years ago. #Snowflake.

    • Tomcat

      You are lucky, they are probably compiling info from those that vote.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • JT

    Todd Starnes: Seditious NFL Wretches Hate America

    Drink some more piss. You deserve it.

  • Nowhereman

    Pence is not a patriotic American. He is a christian dominionist. He is also probably up to his eyeballs with the Trump-Russia election manipulation. And his stupid stunt just cost us another quarter million. That would buy a lot of paper towels.

  • FAEN

    Walking snot said what now?

  • Sam_Handwich

    Even at Ben Shapiro’s DailyWire today, republicans were admitting that this was a stunt by Pence. And some even noted that it only created exposure/sympathy for the kneelers.

    So i’m pretty confident it backfired.

    • Cuberly Deux

      Sort of oddly timed, after the gov and private plane fiascos.

  • Henry Auvil

    Todd Starnes’ mission in life is revenge for being utterly unfuckable.

    • greenmanTN

      If he isn’t strictly Fox Radio he should be. A face made for radio indeed.

      • William

        Todd’s is a face made for semaphore.

        • greenmanTN

          Or smoke signal. BBQ scented smoke signals… 😈

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Too stupid to realize it’s not about the flag or anthem, it’s about bad cops and cops who gets away with killing people and not being held accountable.

    • Scribble Writer 🌹 ☭

      “bad cops” is redundant

      • teedofftaxpayer

        I’m sorry but I don’t believe that all cops are bad. I would like to think that the “bad cops” are a minority of the police forces.

        • Scribble Writer 🌹 ☭

          the institution of american policing is inherently bad, is what i mean

  • Jason Carr

    Grown up Stilwell Angel’s butt plug must extra vibey today. Asshole.

  • MikeBx2

    Malcontents? Seditious wretches? What, no n-word?

    • greenmanTN

      Even the Fox style manual has removed “uppity.”

      • UrsusArctos

        Since it’s implicit, no need to say it.

  • SoCalGal20

    Joy’s going to be reporting from USVI for the next few days.

    https://twitter.com/joyannreid/status/917469452329013248

    • Lazycrockett

      Wonder if she will be reporting during Rachel’s hour?

      • SoCalGal20

        Not sure but I wouldn’t be surprised. Or she could be on Lawrence’s show.

  • SoCalGal20

    ESPN suspended Jemele Hill for two weeks for calling out Cowboys owner Jerry Jones’s threat to the Cowboys about taking a knee during the anthem.

    https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/917476267418701824

  • Treant

    Huh. I thought he was out making Fisting Firemen 9 in his position as the troll fluffer. You learn something new every day.

    • OdieDenCO

      nope, he lost that job when they discovered he was the anti-Viagra

  • djcoastermark

    Dear heavens above, silent ground beneath, and all of the middle, please, please, I plead, do not let this picture of the pee man be the first sight that greets me for the rest of the night and until Tuesdays first posting. Ramen.

    • Tomcat

      My thoughts exactly.

  • SoCalGal20

    This shit is SO offensive and gross.

    https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/917501595830620166

    • Nychta

      So, it was just a marketing ploy to sell stickers.

    • Tomcat

      IT is ALWAYS ALL about the MONEY.

    • Dom Saunders

      If no one could tell that shit was a staged ploy…my god. This is embarrassing on so many levels. The White House should not be doing stuff like this. What the fuck…

      • Tomcat

        No ethics people anymore.

        • Karl Dubhe

          Oh, they have ethics. Their ethics are about making money, the more the better; at whatever the cost to everyone else.

      • MBear

        The people are stupid. Politicians merely harvesting

  • vorpal 😼

    Todd Starnes, are you:
    a) an idiot;
    b) a complete fucking moron; or
    c) all of the above

    Well, that wasn’t a loaded question at all…

  • Pip

    So, what exactly makes Pence patriotic? Was it his service in our military? No, no… that can’t be, he’s never served. Was it his unwavering support for women in the military? No, no… that can’t be, he used Disney’s Mulan as an argument against women in the military. Wait! It must be his votes for military spending to increase wages for our active service members and healthcare for our vets? No, no… his voting shows him as being firmly against this too.

    So, at what point has Pence shown any inkling of being patriotic or for our troops prior to his racist ass speaking out against peaceful protests and wasting hundreds of thousands of tax dollars on a publicity stunt???

    • Tomcat

      He and his boss want to keep them very busy for many years to come, if they live.

    • Friday

      I’m pretty sure the allegiance to Dominionist treason can’t be how he’s ‘patriotic.’

    • He has one of those “I Support Our Troops” bumper stickers, duh!

      • Pip

        This actually made me laugh out loud.

  • Do Something Nice

    OT:

    Disqus confirms 2012 hack of its comments tool

    http://www.zdnet.com/article/disqus-confirms-comments-tool-hacked/

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Oh, so Trump et al might know who I am? Cool. So that generalized “go fuck yourself” comment now has a name to a post. How sweet! It’s the smaller things that count.

      • Pip

        Meh, don’t feel too bad. I’m on the FB list for liking an Anti Trump page. So yay! Go us.

        Oh, and Trump can still go fuck himself.

        • Oscarlating Wildely

          I’m on the FB list for liking an Anti Trump page.

          Color me jealous! How’d you do that one? (Inquiring minds want to know– and imitation is, after all, the most sincere form of flattery.)

          • Pip

            I liked, spoke on, and supported the DisruptJ20 movement. Granted that didn’t mean I supported or condoned the violence that happened on Jan 20th. I just liked and supported the anti Trump movement and expected peaceful protests.

  • Friday

    Oh, shut up, you Christianist bigot-toadie of a slushbox-driving walking cakehole. 🙂

  • Treant

    OT: Well, tomorrow at 4 PM I have my sinus surgery. Which is done under a topical then local anesthetic, takes 45 minutes, and I should be home in time for an early dinner and a nap. 🙂

    • greenmanTN

      Well that’s something to look forward to….? 😳

      • Treant

        Since it’ll hopefully result in not being constantly bothered by the collapsed nasal cuff on the right, yes, it’s a good thing.

        • Tomcat

          Do you have polyps?

          • Treant

            Nope, a collapsed nasal cuff. Otherwise, my sinuses are like perfect, crystalline caverns, beautiful to behold.

          • William

            Enjoy the drugs, slap a nurse.

    • Lazycrockett
    • Zeldacat

      I hope there’s some nice sedation involved there, because if it were me, and there wasn’t, the surgery wouldn’t be happening! Hope all goes well, but YIKES!

      • Treant

        No sedation! I go, I do, I drive home.

        • William

          For my sinus surgeries, I had full sensory deprivation and backup drugs.

          • Treant

            He promises me this won’t be a major issue. It barely classes as surgery.

          • William

            Don’t leave after surgery until you no longer fascinated by the bendy straw.

          • Treant

            That’s not a bendy straw, the doctor dropped his pants…

          • William

            I saw the wrong doctor.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Good luck!

    • RMJ

      Good luck and speedy recovery my friend. :o)

    • Joe in PA

      Good luck! Check in with us on Wednesday.

    • Joe in PA

      Wait. A. Sec….you’re having a nose job aren’t you? Pffft, a “sinus surgery”…that’s what they all say. 🙂

      • Treant

        Fortunately, no. 🙂

    • Rob NYNY

      Sinus surgery is more major that you think. You should have a buddy pick you up and drive you home. I had minor sinus surger, went to work, and didn’t realize that blood was dripping out of my nose onto my shirt and tie until I woke up the next morning.

  • greenmanTN
  • Taylor

    I stand with the people who are smart enough to know that peaceful protest does not equal hate for America.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      And that the national anthem is for the nation, not just a tyrant’s version of it.

  • Homo Erectus
  • BlindBill

    TAKING A KNEE IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW – UNTIL YOU TRY TO MAKE IT A LAW, WHO CARE…..

    • Tomcat

      Actually disrespecting America is not even against the law.

  • Lazycrockett

    I was watching Hardball earlier and once again the GOP had the talking points down pat. Every time they went to him he talked bout respecting The Flag, respecting the Military. The liberal counterpart who is smart as a whip, just kept going big picture and letting him get away with the constant lie that taking a knee is bout disrespecting the flag and military. Chris finally got her to get in the conversation and make it bout black lives matter. Liberals have got to learn to stick the bullet points time and time again.

  • Cuberly Deux

    OT: Mediaite’s troll population has been rather astonishing today. It’s basically no longer breitbart-lite, it’s just flat-out breitbart.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c61dd129540036ddb61ee8e52b38a9ba16ed2705c34b7dc5b5912f1acaf8925a.png

    • Tomcat

      Thanks for sharing,,,now flush.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Gladly, and a big ole spritz of febreeze….

        • greenmanTN

          Or PooPourri. (Yes, I have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.)

          https://youtu.be/fkJy0Z2P_1k

          • safari

            I bought PooPurri when I saw it at the supermarket. I never really used it, but I wanted to brag about having bought it. (It’s basically scented oil that sits on top of the water.)

          • Zeldacat

            I used it at a friend’s house once and it actually works really nicely.

          • Treant

            My husband got it as an office gift. It does work really well, although a bit of olive oil in the sprayer when it runs dry will do exactly the same thing.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Ooooo I’ve been all about trying to inject some humor as of late. I think I’ve pretty much binge-watched all the brit-coms and Irish-coms I can find.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT6MdF8H4yQ

          • greenmanTN

            God knows we could use some laughs these days.

            I apologize, but from the South Park Human Cent-iPad episode…

            https://youtu.be/rqdxHwaxrNM

          • Karl Dubhe

            Make sure you’re using a squatty potty. 🙂

            https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

          • Dale Snyder
    • barrixines
      • Cuberly Deux

        Oh my…. eo not io…hmmmm….

  • safari

    O/T: Does anybody know anything about life-alert like services?

    • Tomcat

      I got one for my neighbor, it works great.

      • Tomcat

        I am his caregiver.

        • Tomcat

          It is called great call, what else do you want to know?

          • safari

            Gotcha’s, comparison with other services, etc.

          • safari

            (I’m trying to get one for my father so my mom will leave the house before she goes insane.)

          • Tomcat

            The greatcall is only like 28 dollars a month for the one that does not call if you fall and about 35 for the one that calls if you fall and can’t get up. The one that my friend has will call my friend if he presses button and he can tell it his problem, if he need them to call me or 911. If he holds button down for several seconds it will call 911.

          • Tomcat

            I did my comparing on line. They offer comparison info online at greatcall.com

          • safari

            I thought you said I was making a great call 🙂

          • Tomcat

            I found the site in AARP magazine and they usually have a coupon for money off the device, there are several types.

          • safari

            Thanks. I’m looking at their site.

          • Tomcat

            Alright I will let you go .

          • safari

            You wouldn’t happen to be a midwesterner, would you?

    • greenmanTN

      I used one for my mother but it was whatever hospice used, not sure of the brand name anymore.

    • stevenj

      This is the one my mother uses:

      https://www.lifeline.philips.com

      There is a base unit and a push button necklace type thingie she wears around her neck. The base unit is connected to her land line. They can talk to her with it if she pushes the button on her necklace thing. If she pushes the button and either can’t hear or respond to the base they send the paramedics immediately. She has used it twice, once when she broke her hip in 2009 and fortunately was near the base unit and a second time recently when she fell from nearly fainting and again was right near the base unit. I’m about 30 min away and both times met her in the emergency room. Runs $35/month.

  • Scribble Writer 🌹 ☭

    i stand with those who hate america ☭

  • Henry Auvil

    This whole manufactured controversy is so dumb. Asking the deplorables to boycott the NFL is like telling the gays they should hate Broadway.

    • boatboy_srq

      Best way I’ve seen that described evah.

    • boatboy_srq

      Not to mention that NFL (and by extension ESPN) are among the last great domestic US industries, so all the people “boycotting” are hurting US workers far more than they’re hurting the economic behemoth.

      Added plus: NFL is notorious for demanding concessions from taxpayers to stay in their current home city. All NFL has to do to offset the “losses” is whinento city hall and/or state house and voila.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Wooh, wooh, wooh, Broadway’s not just for gays anymore.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BHyfYiBt5o

  • Lars Littlefield

    Cupid stunt. Cupid stunt. Cupid stunt. Cupid stunt. Cupid stunt. Cupid stunt.

  • Alpha 50327

    Again. You can’t look like that and not be a pederast. The day is coming where he’s busted with a burner phone full of kiddie porn and videos of himself abusing his housekeeper’s kid.

  • safari

    O/T: Oh please, oh please, oh please
    https://twitter.com/thehill/status/917530641855664128

    • Adonisus

      It was going to happen eventually. Trump was going to piss off in the GOP so badly that he would orchestrate an intra-party coup.

    • Tomcat

      May his seeds grow rapidly and produce great produce.

    • katkelly57

      Also from that site…
      The Hill‏Verified account @thehill 41m41 minutes ago
      More
      White House lets Jones Act waiver expire for Puerto Rico, resuming shipping restrictions http://hill.cm/3YWnv2L

      Adding insult to injury those bastards.

      • ChrisMorley

        from the Guardian

        ‘The House is poised to vote on legislation this week that would meet the [emergency funding] request. Some lawmakers, including McCain, have also called on Congress to permanently retire Jones Act restrictions on Puerto Rico. McCain, who has co-sponsored a bill to do so, said Monday the expiration of the waiver made his bill all the more urgent.

        “Now that the temporary Jones Act waiver for Puerto Rico has expired, it is more important than ever for Congress to pass my bill to permanently exempt Puerto Rico from this archaic and burdensome law,” McCain said in a statement to HuffPost.
        “Until we provide Puerto Rico with long-term relief, the Jones Act will continue to hinder much-needed efforts to help the people of Puerto Rico recover and rebuild from Hurricane Maria.”

        https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/09/jones-act-puerto-rico-expired

        • katkelly57

          Well good on John McCain…..I hope he’s truly doing this from the heart and not looking for brownie points before he meets St. Peter.

    • worstcultever

      1 – I do think this is what’s happening

      2 – I think they might be trying to outrun Mueller – throw Dumpy under the bus, then they’ve got untouchable (pardon-power, out of legal reach except via impeachment, and we’re exhausted) Prez Pence

      • Treant

        If Mueller is doing the job correctly (no data), then Pence is already going down for Manafort.

        • Galvestonian

          Nullify the whole damn election.

    • boatboy_srq

      Two words why this is a nonstarter: pResident Pence.

    • MikeBx2

      This really shouldn’t be a long process. Trump is nuts. Get the net.

    • Bad Tom

      Corker is just acknowledging what many know to be TRUE.
      If that’s planting seeds, LET THE HARVEST BEGIN.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Hehe… planting seeds. 😜

    • Galvestonian

      It cannot happen too soon …

    • Todd20036

      “corker could be planting his seed in Trump…”

      Ok. I’m tired. I’m going to bed. Nite.

      • Joe in PA

        And I’m a little nauseous. Gross.

  • katkelly57

    Oh Todd is gonna have a run in w/someone over his b.s., he will def. be needing a doctor when it’s over.

    People are sick of all this crapola….and some are ready to rumble.
    So I won’t be surprised if there’s ever a story about him being in traction.

    As for me, I’d be happy if he’d at least put a paper bag over his head.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Todd did your mother give you permission to be on the internet? She’s hates to clean up the keyboard whenever your done. What’s with all the downloaded Duggar pictures in their pajamas?

  • Talisman

    I’m not a sportsball person, but I’m beginning to hate the America that would elect the dumpter.

  • JWC

    One thing that can be said of Trump, He most assuredly convinced some of the nations worst out from under their rocks. All the better to squash them

  • ultragreen

    Trump, Pence, Starnes: Chicken Hawks who like to lecture other people about patriotism, even though they have never served in the military, and would do (or have done) everything possible to avoid it, especially if there was a real war.

  • DaddyRay

    OT: Trump Has A New Plan To Undermine Obamacare And It Doesn’t Need Congress

    The president is considering executive action that could destabilize markets and undermine pre-existing condition protections.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-obamacare-executive-action_us_59daa131e4b046f5ad9923a9?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    • Treant

      And then he can be sued for attempting to undermine a law that Congress passed and the President signed. The executive branch does not have the right. 🙂

  • safari
    • Treant

      Why bother?

      • safari

        The big red button

        • Treant

          I doubt he has any remaining control of that.

          • Silver Badger

            We can only hope.

          • safari

            It’s up to the generals. Congress did nothing to stop him from having this authority.

          • Bad Tom

            I hope you are right.

        • bzrd

          actually, he sticks in the code, which is on something similar to a credit card, into the box. I think he will confuse it with all the millions of other credit cards he has thus giving anyone around time to put him in a straight jacket

    • Blake J Butler

      Circus music or this ?

      https://youtu.be/2JvGspADtSs

  • boatboy_srq

    One gets the idea that “hat[ing] America” in this context is akin to “persecut[ing] Christians”: a fantastical tale spun about the losing battle to defend an imaginary realm in order to defend beliefs and policies that run contrary to the ideas that bear the name of the place/group claimed.

    All the Scots nationalist folktunes about Bonnie Prince Charlie sound positively uplifting and optimistic in comparison.

  • safari
    • Nychta

      Thank you. What a beautiful story, and what beautiful people.

    • safari

      What would Mother do?

      • Mindlessly follow her bible.

        • ultragreen

          Pence’s parents were Irish Catholics who voted for Democrats. When Pence converted to evangelical Christianity, started to vote Republican, and run for political office as a Republican, his mother was reportedly very disappointed with him.

          • In this case however Mother is what pence calls his wife and he has been know to leave rooms so as not to be alone with any other woman.

          • safari

            We will all come to know Mother.

    • Nychta

      Agree. The event was dignified when he left.

  • Vira

    Related: ESPN suspends commentator Jemele Hill for suggesting that fan should boycott advertisers in response to Cowboys “owner” Jerry Jones saying he would bench any player who “disrespected” the flag.

    The players can take being pissed on by their “owners”, or they can take a strong stand TOGETHER.

    Refuse to play for any owner like Jerry Jones who does not support player protests of police violence. REFUSE….TO….PLAY.

    Sue for Free Agency, and go to a team that supports players’ right to free expression.

    I

  • Lazycrockett
    • safari

      Unfortunately the rural folk are mad Donald isn’t doing more.

    • Treant

      Warning? Falling under 70% is a fucking disaster for him.

      And I couldn’t be happier about that.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Maybe they should ask what the popularity of Trump voters is, especially when it comes to dating sites and family dinners. Because that should be crashing pretty fucking hard too.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      “. . . rural Americans are increasingly unhappy with Trump’s record on immigration . . .”
      So they’ll find an even nastier candidate in 2020?

  • Ronald Reagan is Dead!
    • -M-

      Brilliant.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Way OT… but it appears that Breitbarts digital editor has a boner for @gaywonk. I don’t blame him! But it’s “odd”

    https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/917552063986454533

    • safari

      *clicks follow*

      • gaycuckhubby

        Seriously, other than being cute af he is brilliant

    • Treant

      Needs less clothes.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Mind, meet gutter.

        • Treant

          My mind already knows the gutter extremely well.

          • gaycuckhubby

            I like your style 😉

    • Bryan

      Carlos makes great videos!

  • Bad Tom

    I VOTE: Seditious NFL wretches.
    I ASO VOTE: Todd Starnes for World’s Most Wretched Fucktard!
    ——-
    Todd, why is “I can’t breathe” a BLM slogan?

    • Friday

      People that can’t do a pushup really shouldn’t call other rich people ‘wretches.’

  • drbrentzenobia

    Todd Starnes is a walking pustule.

    • Reality.Bites

      You lie! He doesn’t walk

    • MBear

      Insult to pustules

  • barrixines
    • safari

      My father voted for Donald. Then he fell down the stairs and broke his pelvis. I’m not saying one caused the other.

      • Silver Badger

        Karma never sleeps.

        • safari

          Neither does my mother 🙁

          • Silver Badger

            Have you considered an intervention? If you father needs that much care, perhaps it’s time for the nursing home.

          • safari

            I gave her one and she started crying and begged me not to come. I live literally 90 minutes away and can work remotely.

          • Silver Badger

            I wish I could offer advice, but both of my parents dropped dead when I was in my 40’s. I didn’t particularly like them and didn’t shed a tear at either funeral. (I was disowned in my teens.) In a way I envy you for having parents you care about.

          • safari

            Thanks. My mother and I get along great; I’m one of her confidants. But she’s codependent upon my father. Daddy issues, yes. He’s a man that can be very good and generous when he wants to be. Most of the time he’s emotionally abusive and self-destructive.

          • Reality.Bites

            Absolutely none of my business, of course, and please feel free to ignore, but I’m a bit curious why you even went to the funerals of people who disowned you.

          • Silver Badger

            I wanted to be sure they were gone.

      • Lazycrockett

        Yeah my mantra since the election when something bad happens to a relative is “well they voted for drumpf.”

        • safari

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        Just don’t help him to the election booth in 2018 or 2020.

        • safari

          He’s 62. I give it a coin toss if he lasts to 2018’s election.

          • Tomcat

            Beware of pneumonia in seniors that break hips or pelvis and are not very mobile.

          • safari

  • Leo
    • Treant

      You’re shitting us, right? What, he’s going to bypass all the fawning and the attempts to touch his trouser cuffs by the diners? He lives on that.

  • Lazycrockett

    Just remember there is a general election on November 7th. Plan accordingly.

    • Blake J Butler

      Vote Murphy for New jersey Governor and the races for democratic representative in the state.

      Vote Northam for Virginia Governor and the races for democrat representatives in the state.

      Simple and done.

      • Ninja0980

        And if they aren’t pure enough, too damn bad.
        You won’t get the perfect guy/gal everytime.

        • Blake J Butler

          If from what i remember correctly from the results i found, Northam is pulling support from independents pulling them into his base to win in November.

  • Lazycrockett
    • safari

      Hilldawg: Just say “The GOP are holding children hostage to help the rich.”

    • jimbo65

      But all life is precious. Until after birth, or something like that.

      • Reality.Bites

        Before birth you can’t be sure it isn’t white

    • Nychta

      We on JMG have noticed, but what can we do? Sometimes I feel helpless.

  • Lazycrockett

    Have a beverage handy when watching the A block of Rachel.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i guess we’re stuck with PeePee Wrongstockings for the night

    • safari

      Could be worse. Could be Milo, again.

    • Nychta

      That put me in mind of Pippi Longstockings. She had the strength of ten men and loved her animal friends. I must be retreating into my childhood to escape the prevailing miasma.

  • margaretpoa

    I’m with the malcontents but if I hated America, then I would love you and Trump.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    That’s right, you must show obedience & deference to both leader and flag or you hate America…sounds awfully Russian to me.

    • Sam_Handwich

      north korean

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Moron.
    He’s just getting by on his good looks.

  • MikeBx2

    OT Bannon is a good source of advice. Whatever he says, do the opposite…
    https://twitter.com/costareports/status/917562225602158593

    • Lazycrockett

      So lose a GOP senate vote?!?! That makes sense.

      • Tomcat

        No if he quits now the Republican governor would install Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

    • safari

      Corker works for TN, not POTUS.

      • safari

        For worse and worst.

    • Tomcat

      If Corker thinks trump is dangerous what do you think he thinks about Bannon?

    • SoCalGal20

      If Bannon had any honor he’d drop dead right now.

      • Friday

        Spoiler: He doesn’t. He’s a professional liar.

        • SoCalGal20

          I know. And he won’t do us all a favor and drop dead anytime either, unfortunately.

    • Bad Tom

      A negative Oracle.

  • The_Wretched

    I’m with the NFL Wretches. Sry Todd, here, have a glass of pee.

    • grada3784

      He can toast Trump.

    • Bad Tom

      You guys are making all of my formerly hot piss videos totally unusable, you know that, right?
      ——-
      I didn’t say that out loud, did I?

      • The_Wretched

        I’m very happy my fav male sub is coming home from grad school for the December holidays and we’ll get to play. That came to mind for no particular reason.

  • greenmanTN

    Just stumbled on this, The Impeachment Anthem. (The chorus/hook is “kiss my black ass.”)

    https://mobile.twitter.com/DeMarko_Gage/status/917558151263739904/video/1

  • Blake J Butler

    Ivanka is like Chelsea Clinton from a parallel universe where hitler won the second world war.

    Keep in mind alternative universe. Chelsea Clinton is far one of the better children to come out of the white house.

    Oh and ivanka can go fuck herself.

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/917560358562402304

  • Blake J Butler
  • Tom Furgas

    Disgusting pig.

  • Tomcat
    • Nychta

      “Unlawful wounding?” Seems like self defense to me. I guess resisting attack while black is now against the law.

      • Nychta

        ps … given its roots in genocide, slavery, and oppression of women, I wouldn’t necessarily expect much of the U.S. in general. But the current pretenders-in-chief have descended to a depth I wouldn’t have previously thought possible. Sheesh.

    • DaddyRay

      W-T-A-F

    • Tomcat

      This truly is a vicious country for blacks.

  • RJ Bone

    Hey Todd. “Spiced up” any lies lately? And who did you have to blow for your regional Murrow award, considering the RTDNA supposedly values “truth” and you lie like conserv-. Oh wait, that’s in your nature isn’t it? Better get repenting there, Todd – you have YEARS to apologize for, since you’re SO pious that you can judge every-. There’s another one, Todd. Better write these down and get on your knees. You can use the kneepads you had to get your regional Murrow.

    Speaking of awards, fancy paper from religious schools because you hate the right people only get you laughed at by the rest of the planet. Oop, hate = murder, so there’s that too. Get writing, Todd.

  • SoCalGal20

    Hey everybody, FEMA told Rachel that it’s not their job to deliver relief supplies to towns. They have staging areas and it’s up to the town mayors to arrange for distribution.

    I read the other day that there are like 2000 troops in PR. Katrina had like 40,000. For some perspective on just how massive this fuck up is.

    • Tomcat

      And Trump put out a video of the troops DELIVERING SUPPLIES door to door.

    • Bad Tom

      Did FEMA deliver supplies in Florida and Texas?

    • Tomcat

      They are screwing her because she did not suck up to trump.

      • Bad Tom

        This will backfire.
        They might have their revenge in the short term,
        but history will treat them harshly.

    • Nychta

      We’re on our own, yet still are forced to pay taxes to this blood-sucking administration. I seem to remember from my grade school days that there was, centuries ago, an uprising over taxation without representation.

    • Jerry Kott

      What is a concern is that in Haiti and maybe Costa Rico in past devastations, most , if not all were delivering supplies to rural inaccessible regions, supplies were delivered by US Military Helicopters . From what I heard, this wasn’t done in Puerto Rico.

    • Blake J Butler

      They should get their supplies as they need them ASAP.

      With that being said, the ultimate payback for this administration would be for Puerto Ricans to migrate to the states, namely a swing state like Florida and register to vote there.

      Because if i remember correctly there is a growing migration of people leaving the island. And most are going to the states for work and to live there.

      And i cannot see the situation getting better with this administration even with donations being received from people that give a fuck.

      • greenmanTN

        I read an article earlier today that said a mass migration is about to start for exactly the reasons you state- there is no work, it will likely be 6 months at least before some places have electricity, even formerly planned updates to the infrastructure are now in limbo because post-hurricane PR doesn’t have the money.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • safari

      Please no.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Looks like one police officer shot and suspect at large

    • DaddyRay

      Must be a day ending in “Y”

    • Leo

      ugh GOD.

    • DaddyRay

      Impossible. Texas Tech allows “Campus Carry”. Therefore no one should ever get shot.

      • safari

        Now DaddyRay, you and I both know that means killing a half dozen to multiple dozens of people before the shooter takes his own life.

        • DaddyRay

          And if the shooter is white – it was a lone wolf who suddenly snapped

          • safari

            Mental illness. I hear it is the pills.

          • Adam King

            Yeah. The pills you take to treat mental illness. Very tricky, that Obama. He and Hillary are still plotting to take our guns.

          • Tomcat

            She sure gets around, last I heard she was holding children in sex slavery in a pizza parlor.

          • Adam King

            Satan keeps her toiling in his service.

          • Tomcat

            Unless he shot a black man then it is self defense.

      • Tomcat

        Probably just some silly frat initiation./s

        • DaddyRay

          Cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off

          • Tomcat

            With those guys it was stroking his gun and it went off prematurely.

          • safari

            Once upon a time, I was at a staff meeting wherein there were upperclassmen frat boys attending as teaching assistants for lower level courses. Well, they were from the same frat. And decided to sell their brother’s car for him on craigslist. Even the gloriously jaded, bitter, brought-back-from-retirement grading professor couldn’t help but laughing as call after call came in. Frat boys have their uses.

          • Adam King

            Back in my day I discovered many uses for frat boys.

    • boobert

      Another crazy white guy? To stay in the news they would have to top the las vegas shooter.

      • gaycuckhubby
        • DaddyRay

          We must close the boarders with Ireland

          • safari

            You says this… yet… Irish deportation is a thing under Donald.

          • bzrd

            sounds like he’s a viking

        • safari

          And Lubbock’s police scanner to web is offline due to weather.

      • -M-

        Don’t give them any ideas.

      • Adam King

        Just a good ol’ gun-totin’ 2nd-amendment-rights-havin’ Texas boy.

  • Leo
    • Adam King

      So now we the people are paying hundreds of thousands for Turmpence funkraising stunts.

      • Tomcat

        Well they did call it an official visit to have us pay for it.

      • NZArtist

        Take a deep breath, and try typing that again. 🙂

        • Nychta

          “Funkraising” – I love it. May it become memized.

        • Adam King

          Fix me another martini first.

          • NZArtist

            Tequilla shots okay?

          • Adam King

            Only if you’re sober enough to spell “tequila.” HA!

      • Joe in PA

        LOL funkraising. 🙂

        Somewhat related: I went to a neighborhood party over the weekend, big outdoor affair. They had a live band: 4 middle-aged white guys (I’m not judging!), you should have heard their rendition of “Uptown Funky Walk“. It was hilarious. They were very brave. 🙂

  • Galvestonian

    Just another Commie Republican bastard that supports the traitor that Russia put into office to tear down our Democracy.

  • Blake J Butler

    The “C” word is reserved for people like marsha blackburn, she’s calling persecution because her senate ad lying about planned parenthood and “selling body parts” was taken off of twitter.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/10/09/marsha-blackburn-twitter-ad-243607?cmpid=sf

    • Adam King

      She’s just jealous because nobody wants her body parts.

      • Blake J Butler

        No sober sensible man would.

        • Adam King

          No staggering-drunk lesbian would either.

    • Tomcat

      She has no case since the whole thing was proven to be bullshit.

  • Tomcat

    I just want to know how the Donald Trump reality show ends. Does he die from lead poisoning or leave America in shame after impeachment or do we all die in WWIII?

    • Adam King

      All three.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Starnes needs a diagnosis of terminal cancer. Hopefully he will not take a long time to check out.

  • Picabo
    • Tomcat

      Good for her.

    • DaddyRay

      Thank you – needed a feel good story about now

      • Picabo

        You’re welcomed. I don’t post much here. I am normally over at Wonkette.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Tomcat

    Who would have thought that it would be Facebook, Twitter and Google
    (where most under 40 get their news) would win the award of most fake news producers? That is what has been brought to light in the last week. So kiddies, keep getting your news from them but don’t complain when shit happens.

  • SoCalGal20

    When one of the Real Housewives has done more for Puerto Ricans than the current administration…

    https://twitter.com/tusk81/status/917543648295661568

    • Adam King

      Were they needed supplies, or more paper towels? Who’s going to distribute them? Did she arrange for that ahead of time?

  • MikeBx2

    Oh good, he will “bench” sportsball players. That’ll solve everything. ISIS would surrender and Kim Jong Un would start negotiating. So glad you’re on top of the really important stuff, Mr. President*…
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917568245854605313

    • KnownDonorDad

      The Russian Twitter bots love that one.

    • David Walker

      Is this the team with the coach on blow?

      • MikeBx2

        Not sure. They’re all the same to me. 😉

      • gaycuckhubby

        No. That was an offensive coach for Miami.
        This is Dallas

        • Lars Littlefield

          Most football coaches are offensive. At least that has been my experience.

      • Adam King

        It’s the one with the helmets.

    • JAKvirginia

      Brave words from Donnie and the owner. And what happens when the team says FU and doesn’t play. Hmmm, geniuses?

  • gaycuckhubby
    • MikeBx2

      horrible

    • gaycuckhubby

      Texas Tech is an open carry campus. So you had a 20 yr old kid getting fucked up in his dorm room with his gun laying next to him.
      America.

      • Tomcat

        Yeah, what could possibly go wrong there?

      • SoCalGal20

        And you have a white guy likely getting easy treatment by the police. A black guy would have been throughly searched and cuffed.

        • Skeptical_Inquirer

          Yeah, I was “What you let him walk in with a GUN? WHAT?” Police need to get it through their damn heads that white gun wielders can kill them too.

          • SoCalGal20

            I don’t know if it’s that they just let him walk in with a gun or they just took it easy on him, didn’t search him (or search him sufficiently) and didn’t bother cuffing him or anything.

        • Adam King

          …after they put a bullet through his head for their own safety.

    • Tomcat

      Yeah, don’t even cuff him, he had to be WHITE.

    • Adam King

      So was he a good guy with a gun or a bad guy with a gun? I’ve lost track.

      • Tomcat

        White good, black bad, that help any?

        • Adam King

          What color was the cop?

      • SoCalGal20

        But the NRA says that if more people are armed they’ll be able to stop people like this guy…

        • David Walker

          You mean like, for example, cops?

        • MBear

          He was in a cop station…? Most good guys (well, propaganda tells us) with guns per square meter

    • Tomcat

      This gun thingy in Texas sure is hurting police recruiting. Or will be.

    • Bryan

      There’s not a dome ANGRY enough or Domey enough for me to seclude myself in, So one of my six mouths is just going to scream for awhile while the rest pantomime an Edvard Munch painting.

  • Kenster999

    It’s so hard to choose between being seditious and being deplorable! What’s a patriot to do? 🤔

  • Lazycrockett

    Ezra Klein is looking Hot as Fuck.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • gaycuckhubby

      Ffs

    • safari

      The singularity may be technological: its effects are human-oriented. It’ll only get more “interesting”.

  • SoCalGal20

    Update on the northern CA fires. At least ten people have died.

    https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/917567366782967809

    • gaycuckhubby

      Horrible

    • Ninja0980

      Horrible news.

    • DaddyRay

      🙁

  • Lazycrockett
    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      I clicked on Chelsea’s link and boy, that was seriously tacky of Zuckerberg.

      • Cuberly Deux

        It’s horrifying. And, what are the odds that he thought he was…..helping.

    • Cuberly Deux

      That is silly valley right there. The damage from huffing ones ego 24/7 on vivid display. Their detachment, cuz their sphere is their only frame of reference. Maintain the hive, the hive is what matters most.

      I think I’m going to start calling silly valley, uncanny valley. They’re seriously addicted to self praise in their worship of social platforms they produce, meanwhile they’re divorced from humanness and empathy. I mean fuck, is Zucky going to turn towards an average person and ask them what this thing called love is?

  • TexasBoy

    Mike Pence should be in movies…I hear he does his own stunts.

  • MikeBx2

    Don’t know all the details but considering what’s going on at Texas Tech tonight, this tweet from the Texas Governor just a few days ago seems even more reprehensible…
    https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/914523978689056769

    • Tomcat

      Happy anniversary then Gov.

    • Tomcat

      Thanks for showing us that.

    • TampaDink

      Trees don’t fall on people. Except for when they do.

      • Adam King

        He’s a seditious wretch who won’t even stand for the national anthem.

        • TampaDink

          How wretched! We can insult him all night long but he will never stand up for himself.

    • Tomcat

      Tell that to the cops family Gov.

  • gaycuckhubby
    • TampaDink

      Glad he’s in custody….time for a PSA in favor of more guns on college campuses from governor abbess.

      • MBear

        Governor abcess?

        • TampaDink

          That too.

    • Adam King

      See, the cops didn’t kill the white guy. So you can all stop kneeling.

    • safari

      I need to watch Logan’s Run .

      • MBear

        Hopefully you mean “again” and not “for the first time”.

    • DaddyRay

      All snark aside, I am actually glad to hear nobody else got hurt

      • safari

        A storm blew through on Saturday as our “U” team played away on a game. As I listen to the police scanner, fearing a riot, I hear: “There are cows in the roadway. The fence blew down. Can someone contact Beef Teaching and Research?”

        • safari

          I laughed, much needed.

          • Adam King

            Someone had to teach those cows not to hang out in the street.

  • Ninja0980

    Gee, weren’t guns on campus suppose to make things safer for everyone?

    • TampaDink

      Mostly. YMMV

  • Jack

    Todd Starnes can’t be so stupid as to think his descriptions are accurate or to not know he’s guilty of posing a loaded question.

    He’s just evil. Like that asshole in the White House.

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Toad Starnes, like all conservatives, are the true seditionists who choose party over country every time. Hell, they even choose party over their religion in voting for the morally bankrupt man for president. The Republican Party has all the marks of a true cult.

    • MikeBx2

      ^This

  • Cuberly Deux
  • SoCalGal20
    • Ninja0980

      When it comes to sexism, homophobia, racism etc., Hollywood has a LOT of explaining to do.

      • SoCalGal20

        Yes, definitely. At least female director situation seems be getting a little better but so much more work to do.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Leo

    OT. Hollywood in full meltdown and Jessica Chastain has been going OFF for the past few hours on Twitter re: the Weinstein debacle and all the actors implicated in burying the story.

    Harvey’s NOT the only man going down in this saga, THAT I can tell you.
    https://twitter.com/vulture/status/917461931207819264
    https://twitter.com/jes_chastain/status/917484244754206725

    • Sam_Handwich

      i stand by my initial reaction this this matter:

      who the fuck is he and why should i care?

      • Leo

        You don’t have to but many here certainly will. A titan producer in Hollywood that bankrolled and practically made several A-List star’s careers for decades.

        • Lazycrockett

          Plus distributed some of the best movies in the last couple of decades.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Influential film producer, darling contributor to Democratic causes, turns out to be no angel. He is the whipping boy of the moment for our outrage-and-denunciation culture.

        • Leo

          Not a fan of the snide implication of your last sentence. You’d prefer his career die quietly? The women make quaint statements?

        • SoCalGal20

          He abused a bunch of women over 30 years. This is no better than Trump’s “I grabbed her by the pussy”. By being dismissive of behavior like this you help perpetuate the culture where it happens.

          • Leo

            Here here.

          • Natty Enquirer

            I dismiss nothing. I have no idea if Weinstein is guilty or not or what punishment he may deserve. That has no bearing on my observation that a great deal of on-line culture is devoted to calling people out and shunning them.

        • Lazycrockett

          Actually he hasn’t donated all that much the the dems.

      • SoCalGal20

        Who is who? Harvey Weinstein? One of the biggest producers in Hollywood.

        I would have thought you’d care about abuse of women but apparently not.

        • Cuberly Deux

          I forget the person that posts russian twitter meme traffic, ugh, I followed her on twitter…..can’t wait for her to tally it up.

          First off I’m NOT defending the pig that is Weinstein. He can go the fuck away post haste. But, and again I’m not trying to be an asshole….there sure seems to be a LOT of anti “lib” traffic using Weinstein as a meme.

          Just sayin, not defending.

          • Leo

            There is, absolutely. It’s capitalizing off of genuine anger out there that’s not Russian.

          • -M-

            Yes. Republicans and trolls pushing false implication that Democrats who received support from him in the past had somehow condoned his behavior.

            Apparently many in Hollywood knew and clearly those who knew and didn’t say anything yeah that’s enabling further abuse, but it’s an absurd stretch to suggest that political people who only saw him at fundraisers, benefits and galas had to have known. Especially rich coming from the party of Trump, Hastert et al or Trump family who socialized with Weinstein as much as the politicians they’re trying to smear.

          • SoCalGal20

            Oh, I have no doubt that certain elements are taking advantage. There’s a lot of the “libtards are giving Weinstein a pass while bitching about Trump!” crap going around from R sources including Jr. I don’t think it’s all bot driven (again, see Jr’s involvement) but it’s definitely out there.

            Having said that, it is also true that Harvey Weinstein was allowed to get away with this shit for 30 years because of the culture in Hollywood (and not exclusive to Hollywood) and the shitty way women are treated.

    • SoCalGal20

      Pussy grabs back! Go go go, women of Hollywood!

    • Cuberly Deux

      Not trying to be a dick, wondering how one attains such an interesting ratio of upvotes in comparison to actual posts. 2567 comments and 11736 upvotes.

      That’s a pretty incredible average.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d2f061e9068476ab2541c9b17bf416ae63e4fa8a2d50280779eae71539c20536.png

      • Leo

        Random comment. Thanks I guess. Not quite sure what you’re implying. I’m not Russian, promise. Joe has my IP after all. Honestly I just post a lot of OT’s on Disqus on this board. Have had more luck than thought I would.

        • Cuberly Deux

          I said I wasn’t being a dick. just noticed your ratio, that’s all.

      • JCF

        Sheet, Cuberly, I wish you hadn’t done that. Out of curiosity, I checked mine: 37560 comments, and only 48087 upvotes! Little more than 1 per, on average. }-X Damn, Leo, WTF *are* you doing right?

        • Cuberly Deux

          Heh….it’s not a competition.

          Hey, I up voted you ALWAYS! 😉

  • Leo
    • SoCalGal20

      Disappointing, not surprising.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        I’m reminded of an NPR interview where Bill Jean King talked about initially expecting the guy tennis players to help the women players out because they were supposed to be friends but her husband at the time said that was not going to happen. And he was right.

    • Hue-Man

      They probably have better things to do than being called as witnesses in future trials…

    • ChrisMorley

      However two British female actors the Guardian contacted found their voices
      Meryl Streep and Judi Dench join condemnation of Harvey Weinstein

      Dame Judi Dench:
      “One thing can be clarified: not everybody knew. Harvey supported the work fiercely, was exasperating but respectful with me in our working relationship, and with many others with whom he worked professionally.
      “I didn’t know about these other offences: I did not know about his financial settlements with actresses and colleagues; I did not know about his having meetings in his hotel room, his bathroom, or other inappropriate, coercive acts – and if everybody knew, I don’t believe that all the investigative reporters in the entertainment and the hard news media would have neglected for decades to write about it. “The behaviour is inexcusable, but the abuse of power familiar,” she added. “Each brave voice that is raised, heard and credited by our watchdog media will ultimately change the game.”

      https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/oct/09/meryl-streep-condemns-harvey-weinstein-over-allegations-of-disgraceful-abuse

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        I haven’t read up on all the details, but I’m guessing that he didn’t pull a lot of this shit in front of women who didn’t need him to continue working and would actually be paid attention to.

        • Cuberly Deux

          The Ailes routine is get them naive and hungering for a break.

          I’m not defending either one of those dirt bags btw.

  • MikeBx2

    Has anyone told Trump that over half of the Penguins are not American citizens?
    https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/917572156783038465

    • Leo

      Yeah, Russian. You act as if that’s not the point.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Henry Kissinger. Haha. He lived on the gay cruise block in Georgetown.

  • safari

    O/T: I need to scream… not like “now” but more like, where can I shout loudly for health without having someone think I’m in danger?

    • Tomcat

      Into your pillow.

  • MikeBx2

    New thread.

    • Tomcat

      Finally.

  • Paul Duca

    He’s not a native born citizen…why doesn’t he go back to England if he doesn’t like it here?

  • Gregory Peterson

    The Pillsbury Doughboy’s evil twin brother…

  • DaddyRay

    Nope, Nope Nope

    https://imgur.com/IjA7sKI

  • DaddyRay
    • JCF

      Damn you, Soros! /s

  • phhht

    Poor old half-witted Toddy. He’s dumber than stucco.

  • Steverino

    One of the first and most important things I observed about politics from the Nixon era, is that those who wrap themselves up in the flag and the trappings of patriotism, are the ones to watch out for in terms of ultimately being just the opposite of what they preach. My late father, a proud World War II veteran and patriot, loathed Nixon and the Republican Party for hogging the mantel of patriotism all for themselves, thus implying that anybody politically opposed to them was unpatriotic, or even anti-American.

    Never forget, right-wingers project and scapegoat.

  • JAKvirginia

    I hate to be unkind but, he’s got the face of a man who wants to fondle children. Creeps me out.

  • red-diaper-baby 1942

    Definitely with the “malcontents”. In fact, I’m terminally malcontent myself.

  • JCF

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a367307389df75ef0c1f7cef27f0950e283485f0f5b19deb296663c5b53f7152.jpg

    Unfortunately for the vast majority of (unwilling) Sacramentans, we were stuck w/ Pence today. }-p

  • leastyebejudged

    You give him traffic that makes him relevant.

    You’re like a fucking pyramid scheme.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    He has a face made for radio.

  • No More GOP.

    Truly despicable little pile of refuse.

  • Max_1
  • Snownova

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  • anne marie in philly

    I stand (or kneel) with the NFL and I H8 todd starnes; so now we’re even.

  • Gerry Fisher

    The people who just finished taking the assist from Russia are screaming sedition. Of course.

    • Kelly Lape

      They haven’t finished.

  • Steve

    Hey Toddy, isn’t gluttony a sin too?

    • LeeCMH

      Yes. Whether one believes in a the spook in the sky or not, gluttony will result in heart disease, and diabetes likely resulting in an early death.

      • Steve

        There you go with all that “sciency” stuff……/s

  • Kelly Lape

    Do you stand with peaceful protesters drawing attention to injustice? Or do you stand with phony patriots who have no understanding of the word freedom?

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagram: Todd Starnes ~ Oddest Rants ~ Trends To Sad

  • Halou

    After 8 years of disrespecting and throwing insults at Obama, all of a sudden it is “sedition” to not follow a president’s every want and wish?

    • Daniel E. Duclo

      he looks like a minion.

      • Friday’s_cat

        A fillet minion?