Melania Fumes After Ivana Trump Says “I’m First Lady”

E Online reports:

Melania Trump may be living in the White House, but Ivana Trump considers herself President Donald Trump’s original first lady. The first Mrs. Trump gave herself this title during a recent interview with Good Morning America.

During the interview, Ivana said she has the “direct number to the White House” but that she doesn’t really use it.

“I don’t really want to call him there because Melania is there and I don’t want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like,” she said before adding “because I’m basically first Trump wife, OK? I’m [the] first lady.”

  • AmeriCanadian

    Too funny. Really.

  • Chucktech

    I’m [the] first lady.”

    So. You proud of that, honey?

    • Gustav2

      Well, she got a larger percentage of his net worth than the rest could ever get.

      • Christopher

        He might’ve actually been wealthy back then.

  • JDS

    It’s the battle of the Fembots!!!

  • CanuckDon

    Eee-yikes….now we know what this year’s popular Halloween costume will be.

    • GeneInSJ

      I’m wondering how many will dress up as Kellyanne. That would be fantastic.

      • clay

        Appropriate for both political high-brow parties as propagandist in chief and popular low-brow parties as zombie hag.

      • Tawreos

        So zombie makeup base, topped by bad make up and a fried blonde wig, should be easy to do.

  • Gustav2

    You were not the “first,” and on the part about “lady?” Um, no.

  • TimCA

    As far as I’m concerned there hasn’t been a president nor first lady since January 20th.

    • HAAAAAAA
      • Lizard

        God damn, they’re fabulous.

        *sigh* Better days, better days.

      • netxtown

        How do we beg them to come back?

        • Tawreos

          Sadly, all we can do is be thankful for the time that we had them and support any projects they have in their “retirement”

      • thatotherjean

        Damn! THAT’S how it’s done.

      • Gerry Fisher

        I haven’t really been on board with the “pining for the Obamas” thing, but I literally felt teary eyed and my throat welling up when I saw this pic. It seems like so long ago. I feel the loss.

      • Manny Espinola

        Class act 101

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    As I posted earlier, with a nod to Wyle E. Coyote and the Road Runner…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/10a460aa7a98136d700150a35a0e642fc22f75955122552f543fb46aac166a92.gif

    Making GIFs can be fun!

  • Tulle Christensen

    Well according to Jesus, Ivana is still Trump’s wife and Melania is the lady Trump is daily committing adultery

    • thatotherjean

      According to the Pope, too. No wonder their meeting was a bit awkward. I wonder how he’s taking to Newt and Callista?

  • Lizard

    This is a catfight between the first and third wives of a serial adulterer President of the United fucking States of America.

    Fuck it. I’m making popcorn.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Wait until Drumpf reveals that Ivanka is really the first lady. It’s only a matter of time.

      • Chucktech

        “They let you do that when you’re famous.”

      • Goodboy

        She needs to get that turkey neck smoothed out to match her pulled face first.

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          They’ve jerked it so high that’s her snatch.

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            I think it was Joan Rivers who joked, “If I get one more facelift, I’m going to have a beard of pubic hair.”

            Ivana looks…off. Botched. Proof that money won’t always buy you good looks. There’s a socialite named Wildenstein who’s proof of that!

      • JCF
  • #RaceToTheBottom

    • Lizard

      At this point they’re not so much racing to the bottom as they’re tunnelling down from the wine cellar.

  • TK

    Fuck any person on the right who tries to tell people that there is finally class in the White House after suffering through the Obama family.

    Trash, the whole lot of them. Trump, Melania, ALL the kids. Trash.

    • Well, let’s keep Tiffany out of this. She’s the only one smart enough NOT to be involved in all this mess.

      • Lizard

        And Barron. He’s only eleven, poor kid.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Fuck Barron. He’s a serial killer in the making.

          • Harley

            Barron Definitely has the dog torturer face to him tho.

        • SockMikey

          Many of us know how different kids from the same parents can eventually turn out.

          Barron gets a break here.

      • Blake Mason

        That’s because she is Trump’s least favorite… he wrote a check all those years.

        • Not entirely. He DID write child support checks, but that’s about it. We know Marla personally.

    • JWC

      Money don’t buy class

      • Actually it can, but you have to know where to shop.

        • JWC

          nowhere in trump world

      • Jay Silversmith

        Luann, is that you?

    • Nowhereman

      The Obamas were the classiest and most gracious First Family we’ve had since the Kennedys.

  • Publius

    I don’t really have any beef with Ivana Trump (but please enlighten me if I’m missing something). But in all honesty, this is deliciously entertaining to see all these attention whores battling each other. It’s like a bum fight.

    • Blake Mason

      … and over that orange pus filled lump of a human.

      • Ben in Oakland

        pus, not puss.
        His small hands are filled with puss.

  • Lazycrockett

    Her and Melania swatting at each other could be fun.

    • Pay-Per-View!
      (That’s right, isn’t it? Don’t Republicans like making money off disasters?)

      • Lazycrockett

        Plus Translators.

  • Lawerence Collins

    Coming soon!
    Wife #1. VS Wife #3.
    Pay per view idiot fest!
    Only a nickel.

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    • Ninja0980

      Buurnnn.

    • Nowhereman

      Made me laugh! Thanks–and it’s funny because it’s true.

    • Pluto Animus

      Remember when people used to tell jokes like this one?

      What happened to that? It seems to me joke-telling died long before the memes took over.

  • boobert

    And again, Marla is neglected !

    • clay

      “the middle child”

      • boobert

        I know that feeling ! lol

    • Christopher

      And I’m sure she’s grateful for that.

  • Tawreos

    I am willing to bet that Melania would be more than willing to cut a bitch if she needed to.

    • Cuberly Deux

      I bet she’s got a red line on some contacts to get some polonium.

  • leastyebejudged

    NorCal is burning, and this bullshit is news.

    New lows for Joes.

    • clay

      I’m sure Turmp will ask for emergency funding next week.

    • AmeriCanadian

      I hesitated to reply because I’m still an unknown around here but instead of bitching, you could post something useful like a news link or excerpt. From my observations, JMG is not and can not be everything for everybody and off topic posts are accepted and rather plentiful.

      • leastyebejudged

        Maybe stfu and read before forming an opinion, since you recognize your own ignorance.

  • TrueWords
  • Todd20036

    Just looking at her, you can tell she had surgery, botox, etc.

    She seriously ruined her looks.

    And Melanoma is going to look like that in the not too distant future.

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  • bkmn
  • barrixines

    Oh fuck it now you’re making me defend Melanka.

    Move on, you trashy old bag. Is there not one sodding person or thing bearing the Trump name that isn’t a absolute blackhole of taste and good manners?

    • Lizard

      Tiffany is smart enough to keep her head down through all this, and Barron is…well, he’s eleven.

      • Gustav2

        Tiffany is now going to Georgetown Law.

        • Lizard

          Yup. Seems like an intelligent young woman. She’s given me no reason not to wish her the best.

        • clay

          taking after her aunt.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Neither one has anything to brag about. They both had sex with Donald Trump.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Do you believe there was actual penetration? Can there be?

      • Treant

        I heard he finishes in his hand and throws it at them.

      • Lizard

        I mean, having penetration isn’t technically required to have kids, but it helps.

        • Mike_in_the_Tundra

          You all are making me a whole lot happier this morning.

          • Lizard

            Aw. 🙂

  • netxtown

    woo-hoo! Battle of the White House Whores!

    • Treant

      Beat me to it.

      • netxtown

        I’m hoping TBN (trinity) will broadcast a live duke ’em out..

        • Lizard

          For Jesus!

          • netxtown

            or maybe Huckafuck can get the ‘scoop’ live!

          • clay

            Did you read the transcript of Hucksterbee’s interview of Turmp?

          • Lizard

            I haven’t. Will my lunch stay in my stomach if I do?

          • clay

            maybe not.

          • Lizard

            Appreciate the warning.

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            Probably not. It was gagulous!

          • netxtown

            only the first paragraph or so. Then I threw-up.

          • Chicago joe

            Huckabeest can be ringside announcer!

        • Treant

          Pay per view. If they do it in mud, we could use the money to pay for PR’s hurricane damage.

    • Randy503

      A new edition of Family Feud.

  • Treant

    She’s correct, if (as TimCA already noted) you can say there’s a First Lady or President at all.

    Melanoma is just the Third Whore. So far, Ivanka looks to be the Fourth Whore.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Are these the Four Who(re)men of the apocalypse?

      • Christopher
        • Lizard

          Christ, all that fake gold. Money can buy a lot of things, but good taste isn’t one of them.

          • Phil2u

            … nor brains.

          • thatotherjean

            That would be crass even if were real gold leaf.”Dictator Chic” someone here called it.

        • JWC

          Thou shalt not covet a graven image Or some shit like that

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          Cheetolini and Number One Hellspawn Uday sit. The wimminfolk all stand.
          Does this picture bespeak male chauvinist piggery? Or were all the other chairs in drümpf tower out for a fresh coat of gilt paint?

          • clay

            The Donalds, and staff.

          • 2guysnamedjoe

            They’re both staff and status symbols.

          • clay

            same as it ever was

  • Ben in Oakland

    Youre first in a long line of ladies and pussy-grabbees. That’s pretty much it.
    Oh, and the mother of two of the more loathsome rich people I’ve come across.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      (Three, actually. But what’s one swine among friends?)

    • thatotherjean

      Somehow, I doubt that she was actually first. Didn’t Trump pride himself on avoiding STD’s in college?

      • Ben in Oakland

        So he says.

        • clay

          People looking into his Penn years (Fordham was still sex-segregated?) couldn’t find any evidence he ever went on a second date his two years there. But that doesn’t preclude him from going over to the red-light district on 13th Street.

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          That’s just his tertiary syphilis talking.

          • UrsusArctos

            FU! You can mail me a new keyboard to: never mind ;D

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        He also took pride in avoiding STDs in the Studio 54 era, years after his flaming youth.

        • thatotherjean

          Did Trump actually get anywhere near Studio 54? Since he’s such a germophobe, I can’t see him actually ever attending a performance. But he was a celebrity, and everybody who thought they were anybody eventually got there.

          • 2guysnamedjoe

            Oh, my, yes he did. He went mainly to be seen with the rich and famous. He was never seen on the dance floor, though. And there’s this:

            In an interview, Trump himself described one of his orgies at Studio 54, which he attended: “I was watching supermodels [women] getting fucked, super famous models, getting fucked on a bench In the middle of the room. There were seven of them and each one of them was being fucked by a different guy. It was right in the middle of the room. ” He then did not specify whether he was a member of the seven guys or not.
            http://www.thirst4beats.com/inside-studio-54-the-story-of-sex-drugs-trump/

          • thatotherjean

            Sheesh. He’s bragging about WATCHING. Such a blabbermouth. No wonder nobody thinks he has any class at all.

  • worstcultever

    I’ve got two words for both of em: Hope Hicks.

  • Mikey

    A new reality show: Real Housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue (well, as “real” as these plastic b*tches can be)

  • boobert

    The moron likes winners. If ivana pulls this off, melanoma is done!

  • Tomcat

    Tell us about that 3 inch dick that he does comb over on.

  • MikeBx2

    Hey Marla, jump in this fight. Shut these hussies down.

  • Ninja0980

    Only thing she is first lady of is bad plastic surgery jobs.

  • olandp

    At least we haven’t seen Ivana’s tits.

  • hdtex

    Note to self: Industrial silicone should never be used as facial fillers…

    • netxtown

      oh hell…she used a bicycle air pump…doubles as a dildo.

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    I’ve always preferred Ivana over the rest. There is just something to be said for the initial gold-digger over the follow ups.

    • Gustav2

      The rest are just poor carbon copies of the original.

  • Bluto
    • AmeriCanadian

      Ooh…can’t wait for season 10 of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I just know there’s going to be a battle of the white house whores.

  • The_Wretched

    Yeah. That s nice. Tell Ivanka that.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Eddie: You know, there must be a moment, about a week after death, when all those women finally achieve the figure they desire.
    Patsy: Skeleton thin with plastic bumps.
    Eddie: The flesh will rot away, but the bumps will still be there. Little coffins full of bones and bumps.
    Patsy: Yes.

  • JWC

    Ivana , You were doing so well in retirement. Then you woke up and felt we needed and expanation for your egocentric X and a reminder of who you could have been( a dig that pissed off Millie) Then you defend you meglomanic lo IQ children. Bank account a little LO?

  • Tomcat

    Tell all book my ass, she has confidentiality agreement so she can’t tell all.

  • boobert

    Would it please the religious right if he had mel annulled and remarried ivana? lol

    • thatotherjean

      Melania’s the Catholic; Donald claims to be Presbyterian. I don’t think Melania would agree to an annulment, but she could be divorced, if Trump could find some reason to do so, or if New York a no-fault divorce state. It might be really hard on his bank account, though.The religious right in the US supports him in spite of two divorces–what’s one more?

  • Tomcat

    She looks a little like Tammy Faye Bakker to me.

    • Tom Ato

      OMG, I was about to post the same thing. All that money and she thinks that’s a good look for her hair and makeup???

    • Tomcat

      Some tears on the mascara would do it.

  • ColoMtnWoman

    Melania is “Third Broad”, nothing more. The Orange Narcissist has to have a trophy wife and obviously has a taste for Eastern Europeans. So, he got what he paid for.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Ivana’s looking like a garden gnome with a bouffant these days. What’s going on with her nose?

  • Bluto

    She looks Patsy who’s head has been through a trash compactor.

    • Rocco

      Lol…perfect.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • hudson11

      this never gets tired

  • Karl Dubhe

    Thanks for the laugh. 🙂

  • greenmanTN

    Oh, Ivana. I thought that show had been cancelled.

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m296gja8DL1qh0q1po1_500.png

  • mary barnes

    Oh come on! Do we have to do this old dance? Really! No, come on. This is going backwards. Ladies, show some restraint. Let the boize do “their small hand jive. “

  • Cuberly Deux
  • Silver Badger

    For a woman her age after three kids, Ivana doesn’t look that bad. She is the best of the bunch.

  • Lantor

    Hmm…someone mentioned Real Housewives of Penn. Ave. I’m surprise Andy Cohen hasn’t jumped at the chance for a reality show with Ivana!

  • TuuxKabin

    Poor Madame, Waylan Flowers’ creation, this POS looks like her.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Wayland_Flowers_and_Madame.jpg

  • Michael R
    • Xuuths

      Excellent homage to Brazil.

  • AdamTh

    Why is Mellie bitchin’? I thought, by all accounts, she never wanted to be First Lady.

    • Lantor

      She only wants it now that Ivana wants it.

  • madknits

    I have referred to Melania as the Third Lady since the very start.
    As in, I would never call the Third Lady an ex-prostitute.

  • David

    Malaria is allowed access to TV and the internets?

    • Phil2u

      Sure…. over at Trump Whatever where she resides.

      • thatotherjean

        Day Care Center. The title goes with the occupant when he travels.

  • GayOldLady

    Sorry but Ivana has destroyed her face. I understand the desire to stay youthful looking and attractive, but there comes a time when we all have to let nature have her way with our face. It’s not fun, but it’s the only way to age and stay human looking in the process.

  • HZ81

    Another episode of As the Stomach Turns comes to a close. May both these kunts meet debris falling from space.
    Also, while we’re losing our rights and protections on a daily basis, our media is enthralled with white people upset that ‘the blacks’ had the temerity to remind them of injustice during their precious football game! A ‘conversation’ our shithead POTUS and his crew are thrilled to be having.
    Our nation can’t enjoy a stupid fucking dangerous game, y’all. Please step to the back of the bus at your earliest convenience.

  • Mike__in_Houston

    God, of all the non-news-who-gives-a-royal-fuck in the history of the universe, this has to be at the top–or rather bottom–of the heap…

    • Mike

      It’s always fun to laugh at The Capitol Hillbillies.

      • Tomcat

        Who would have figured the riches ones would have the least class?

        • AmeriCanadian

          The old money, and the class that went with it, has all but died out.

        • thatotherjean

          He only says he’s rich. Nouveau riche at that.

  • Mikey

    A new reality show: Real Housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue (well, as “real” as these plastic b*tches can be)

    EDIT: for some odd reason, the post window remained open and I thought this had not posted at all. Looking down I now see that it did.
    So sorry four the doublepost.

  • billbear1961

    O/T: The Coming White House Staff Exodus

    Mike Allen: “The biggest threat to the Trump presidency, the markets and our ability to deal with future crises is the coming staff exodus. We cannot stress enough how many essential staff and officials want out — if not this quarter, then soon after the new year.”

    https://politicalwire.com/2017/10/09/coming-white-house-staff-exodus/

    Down with this goddamned VILE regime! The gods curse and destroy it, utterly!

    Resurgat Res Publica!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FII7K1_WzBE

    • Gustav2

      Translation please, I don’t speak papist. 😉

      • billbear1961

        You know, I can’t think of a good translation that doesn’t sound clumsy.

        Um, may the Republic make a comeback?

        See what I mean?

        Um, may the Republic surge back to life!

        • thatotherjean

          “Res publica” could also be used in the sense of “public affairs,” so it might be translated “Return again to public affairs.”–which is also thoroughly clumsy.

          • billbear1961

            That’s why I’m sticking with the Latin!

            🙂

          • billbear1961

            I like “Forth from the shadows, dear Republic!”

          • thatotherjean

            I like it! My Latin profs might have, too.

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        It was the language of Cicero before it was stolen by the papists.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FD6iyrAXtk

    • JWC

      Yes Mr Bear,I said that yesterday . The most regretable result of this failed sociopolitical experiment is the loss of its inner core The people in administration that really worked for neither party, but worked for the government. These are the people, who have worked with many administrations and have, at long last, felt a spirit of disenchantment, disrespect and a delusion. Their only response is to leave, and therin lies America’s greatest loss.

      • billbear1961

        Dump and his henchmen are destroying government!

        EDIT: This traitorous, fascist regime must be brought DOWN!

  • Duh-David

    She’s not the first lady until she does the job; she’s just the current Mrs. Trump — not the first and not the last.

    • thatotherjean

      She’s doing a better job of “First Ladying” than Trump is of Presidenting, though. Not that that’s a high standard.

  • Paula
    • Pat

      So much this, but just not in the Oval Office after we taxpayers paid a fortune to renovate it!

      • greenmanTN

        We’re going to have to fumigate anyway…

        • Pat

          Steam cleaning may not be enough!

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        True… let this happen in Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago.

        • Pat

          Difficulty deciding which one is tackier and therefore, more suitable.

          • hudson11

            Mar-a-lego will have a pool so at least cat fight two can be in the appropriate setting.

          • Pat

            If it can be monetized, Dumpy will do it.

  • billbear1961

    So, the Third Lady is miffed at the First? (as CJ just asked me).

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      I wonder what Second Lady Marla has to say.

      • greenmanTN

        Wisely, as little as possible. (At least so far.)

        • billbear1961

          Oh, I think she should get involved, too!

          🙂

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        She may have already said it:
        “Did Marla Maples Leak Donald Trump’s Tax Return?
        If the rumor’s true, it would be the ultimate in ex-wife revenge.”

        https://www.alternet.org/election-2016/did-marla-maples-leak-donald-trumps-tax-return

        • billbear1961

          Hello, 2guys!

          • 2guysnamedjoe

            ¡Ah, señor Osoblanco!

          • billbear1961

            ¡Soy yo!

            🙂

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Treant

      Fake! Fake! He invented Columbus Day just like he invented “fake.”

      • MBear

        He invented the whole concept of ‘invention’!

        • Treant

          He’s…Gaston!

          • TampaDink

            You misspelled ghastly.

          • Ken M

            O/T sort of Shouldn’t her skirt match her jacket, or at least be a matching blue?

          • TampaDink

            I’m the wrong person to ask about fashion choices.

          • MBear

            first three letters at least

        • ByronK

          One of my fav stories about Dubya was there was a rumour that Tony Blair told a story about Bush telling him that the problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.

          • Dazzer

            According to all reliable sources in the UK, that’s not a made-up story. Blair has never denied it and nor (to my knowledge) has Bush.

          • thatotherjean

            Ouch. That’s better than our “lucky when we only have one giant gaffe a day” current White House Occupant, though.

          • MBear

            *giggle*

      • Tomcat

        Well he did tell Columbus where America was.

      • ByronK

        I bet he’s priming the pump for the next holiday.

        • Tomcat

          He will ignore the Native Americans again on that one.

          • ByronK

            “I never brag but it’s a little known fact that I created the turkey. Beautiful bird, really, believe me. You look at that bird and you just think, wow, that’s one beautiful bird before eating the deliciousness of it. Stupendous. Bird. Oh, and I stuff things in it. Fantastic with things inside its bird hole.”

          • Tomcat

            Sounds just like him.

          • Stogiebear
          • Andymac3

            The back story on this turkey must be filmed.

        • Tomcat

          And everyone gets a nuke for Christmas.

      • thatotherjean

        Standard Presidential boilerplate for the holiday.

        • Treant

          Can I still laugh?

          • thatotherjean

            Absolutely. It beats screaming and sobbing, which I’m frequently tempted to do when hearing about this pathetic excuse for a president.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I dunno if he invented fake, but he sure has mastered it.

      • JCF

        Like Columbus invented the idea he “discovered America”. >:-/

    • Rebecca Gardner
      • Tomcat

        Nukes for everyone from Santa Trump.

      • Tomcat

        Totally certifiable.

      • Gerry Fisher

        HA! [ahem]

  • Pat

    This is just a taste of the future when he finally pops his cork and Family #1 line up to throw Family #2 and Family #3 under the inheritance bus. It will be ugly, epic and front page news.

    • Treant

      And I, personally, am looking forward to it. We’ll get to see that Tiffany and Barron aren’t exactly simpering innnocents after all.

      • Pat

        Me too. All the claws will be out right down to the youngest ones.

  • Adam King

    Whoever digs the most gold wins.

  • Friday

    Well, what a pitch-perfect response to someone pointing out Drumph runs the regime like reality TV. That’ll show em.

  • Ninja0980

    Cat fight!

    • Ken M

      Just another little reminder of the “Family Values” of the “House of Trump.”

  • Happy_Housewife

    What a Tacky, trashy family. Is Ivana the mother of all those kids (other than Tiffany and Baron) or was there some other poor soul forced to mate with him?

    • thatotherjean

      Ivana is the mother of the two oldest sons, and Ivanka.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Is this advertisement for the Dynasty reboot?

  • TampaDink

    The numbers, first, third…whatever, tend to get a tad murky when I am reminded that dotard was her 2nd husband….and she’s married & divorced twice since then….so far.

  • Ken M

    So. Lies will make her money. Sounds like she and Donnie would have been perfect forever.

  • edrex

    ivana. you were never a lady.

  • Tomcat

    And neither is ashamed to have people know they sleep with the perverted reprobate. Shows there is no class there at all.

  • Blake Mason

    Maples sits in California and laughs.

  • Tomcat

    Everyone should read how he treated Ivana when he was done with her and cheating with next conquest Marla.

  • Ken M

    Great cover for Rex sneaking out the back door.

  • LovesIrony

    Reminds me of the time my Dalmatian ate some philadendron and swelled up until the vet gave her a shot.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • tonyg

    Please just stop. Reality show tactics to obfuscate the masses.

  • worstcultever

    Fuck you mainstream media for giving us this shitshow, normalizing it, and still shoveling it nonstop.

  • No More GOP.

    Neither of them is a lady by any stretch of the imagination.

  • Ken M

    Melania : “First Lady!!!??? She’s not fit to wear my pumps!!!!!”

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Think he put them both up to this cat fight?

  • Tomcat

    Fighting over him, how asinine. Go back to your trailers girls.

  • Tomcat

    Put these two on the Jerry Springer show.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Prime SNL material, there.

    • David

      It all writes itself.

      • UrsusArctos

        the Onion apparently just committed suicide. It left a note talking about depression over reality being too far out there for satire to ever work right again.

  • Jeffg166

    Media whores one and all.

    • JWC

      Its all about the Ratings and winning (or is that whinng)

  • MonochromeMouse

    What is it with the trump family’s obsession with weird makeup. Ivana looks like a cross between a drag queen and a clown.

  • JWC

    Oh My add a peasant dress and a babushka and she is just another chubby cheeked elderly Slovenian woman

    • thatotherjean

      Czech. With a whole bunch of money.

      • JWC

        Oh Yass dahlink

  • Tatonka

    This is watching two carnies fight over the affections of a syphilitic rodeo clown. It diminishes us all.

  • Dale082

    Yet another example of how you don’t have to be poor to be white trash.

  • stanhope

    She is THE first lady..unlike the subsequent HOs, Ivana ran a real business..The Plaza…and having stayed there many, many times…it ran and looked best when she was at the helm. The food was great, the decor wonderful, top notch goods in the gift shop. She always had a point of view and wasn’t the wooden barbie melania is….does she even have a platform? She always stands there looking like a Barbazon model or how she thinks Cindy Crawford would stand.LOL. Stilettos to a hurricane….classic nit wit.

  • David
  • Well isn’t THIS delicious?

  • David

    Someone has had a LOT of plastic surgery.

  • misterjack

    WENCH FIGHT!

  • TexasBoy

    I’m just waiting for Ivana, Marla and Melania to star in SIster Wives: Trump Edition, the Dash for Cash!

  • Dazzer

    I know that this doesn’t fit anyone’s narrative these days, but many years ago Ivana Trump appeared on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. She was delightful: bitchy, funny, down-to-earth and game for all the indignities that were visited on her and the other celebs.

    I feel unclean admitting this, but I rather liked her.

    • thatotherjean

      I have no problem with that. It’s just that he’s had some bad meddling with her face and make-up, and I will never, ever, understand her attraction to Donald Trump. I hope she’s still like that, in person; but it doesn’t come across in interviews, unfortunately.

      • AmeriCanadian

        M-O-N-E-Y. That’s the attraction.

        • thatotherjean

          Sigh. Yeah, there’s nearly always that.

    • Friday

      She was actually perfectly part of Trump’s horridness when she was on *his* gravy train, though. I don’t really care which way she’s swinging since then. Her kids certainly seem to be just as psycho.

  • Thorn Spike

    Yikes. Too much work or not enough?

  • Nowhereman

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, so I’m doing both.

  • Daveed_WOW

    You can SMELL her credit rating going up! This is one thing that Donald gave her (in addition to all that money). Fame equals cash and the big networks always cooperate. PS: I always hated her. Everything about her. Don’t forget what Spy magazine wrote about both of them back in the day:

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/spy-vs-trump

  • Daveed_WOW

    PS: She has the same magic touch that Donald had. During the housing boom in the biggest booming economy in North America (Las Vegas). She couldn’t sell condos. On the Strip. She put up pink and black signs and nobody came.

  • Jack

    She’s right.

  • Chicago joe

    Well, neither one of them are ladies……..so who cares.

  • Friday

    Boring. People are dying elsewhere.

  • Gerry Fisher

    “Trailer park girls go ’round the outside, ’round the outside, ’round the outside!”

  • The “foist lady” is definitely a full-fledged Trumpwad (rhymes with fuckw*d, a word I’d never write out in full letters, heaven forbid). Like the Donald and his father (and immigrant mother) and his immigrant grandfarter before him, this immigrant foist lady can contradict herself in the same breath and not even see the problem.

  • Well Ivana was first, Marla was second and Melania was third. That reminds me of something…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elx9Ig_r7EQ

  • RoFaWh

    Some clever composer has here a ready-made plot for the grandest of comic grand operas. Think Le Nozze di Figaro writ large.

    • UrsusArctos

      Le Nozzle di Douche is likely the working title.

    • I’m thinking The Walkure, Act 2, The Entrance of Fricka (Ivana), Goddess of Hearth and Home — on a fiery, Ram- Driven Chariot making all who observe her entrance flee and shudder at her loud and extortionist demands for eternal justice! Look at how perfect the dialog is!
      – Wotan (Trump- Sung by Bryn Terfel): The old disputes and arguments! But this time I’ll stand firm!
      – Fricka (Ivana – Sung by Rosalind Plowright): You hide away and escape your wife! But i’ve sought you here to claim the help that is mine!
      — The drama continues!
      https://youtu.be/rSb2KTFLYw8

  • justme

    If she’d only taken that ambassidor position.. Then the alimony payments would be paid by the taxpayers

  • BostonBud

    I blame Andy Cohen. This country has become the Real Housewives of the United States

  • The New Paige Turner™

    Dysfunctional families want others involved in their melodramas to keep the game going and alive.

    In this case, its the Trump family with all the ex wives involved plus the children and their wives and husbands thrown in with Donald stirring the pot as the patriarch.

    The world is the audience.

    In this episode we have Ivana and Donald and it’s a typical Narcissist/Borderline couple.

    Divorced but still intertwined with Donald triangulating Melania and Ivana helping.

    She just wants the attention. Best off ignored.

  • justmeeeee

    Is it true the real reason donnie johnny divorced her is that he didn’t want to listen any more to that horrible accent?

  • Jay Silversmith

    Man, I bet you could bounce a quarter off her face. Aside from that, I wish she would really “tell all” in her book instead of covering for his assholeness.

  • Gianni

    Bad enough that Donald, himself, is fucked up, but to have to be witness to all this overly dramatic baggage he’s brought with him to the White House – Christ Almighty what a crew!

  • Nic Peterson

    Desperate housewives.

  • Trevor Brown
  • SDG

    Oh girl… what did you do to your face?

  • She looks like Barbara Eden and Patsy Stone if they were made out of wax, melted and smooshed together.

  • JCF
  • Grumpy Old Man
  • pete

    honey, you were first wife, not first lady.