Ivana Trump: Trump Offered Me Czech Ambassadorship

CBS News reports:

Ivana Trump, the first wife of President Donald Trump, says he offered her the ambassadorship to the Czech Republic and that she advised him to tweet, in an interview with Jim Axelrod for CBS’ “Sunday Morning,” to be broadcast October 8. Trump, who says she talks with the President weekly, tells Axelrod her ex-husband asked her advice about using Twitter to communicate to the public.

“I said, ‘I think you should tweet. It’s a new way, a new technology. And if you want to get your words across rightly, without telling The New York Times, which is going to twist every single word of yours, this is how you get your message out,'” she told Axelrod. Asked about critics who suggest the president should not use Twitter, Trump replied: “Well, it’s a tweeting president. This is his new way, how to put the message across. And he’s right.”

  • “Rightly.” 🙄

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    She bigly puffy.

    • Gustav2

      As you age. it takes more and more “filler.”

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Barely recognizable. And the blue eyeshadow!!

    • beldujour

      Really? Her age and appearance are the problems here?

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Nobody said anything about her age….

        • Treant

          …just her ugly-assed appearance.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Shes got like a 40 year old boytoy screwing her too.
            Family values….

          • clay

            On that, I’d congratulate her.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            More power to her. Its the evangelicals who voted for her abuser ex that are the vermin.
            All im saying is melania posed nude in provocative fashion and ivana is screwing a gigolo.

          • gaycuckhubby

            Not sure the Trump family has ever run on Family Values. Animus? Sure. But they never pretended to be anything but trash

        • beldujour

          What? Too subtle for you? Scroll up. “As you age. it takes more and more ‘filler.'”

          • clay

            (That was Gustav, not Ragnar.)

          • David Walker

            It does, love. Trust me. It does.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Ivanka. I know we are dissing your mom. Sorry

      • David Walker

        You know you’re on a site frequented by gays, right?

        • beldujour

          No shit, Sherlock. You know it’s not 1975, right?

          • David Walker

            Only too well.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Says the guy referencing Sherlock. LOLzzzzzz.

            Why are your knickers so knotted ? lol

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Age ins’t the issue. the mismanagement of it is.

  • TrueWords
  • Gustav2

    See, his tweets are a plot by former commies!

  • gaycuckhubby

    Lol… God, voters in swing states are idiots

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Honey, play up the lips or play up the eyes. Not both.

    • clay

      Wasn’t that a look in the 1980s? Smoky eyes with a blast of color and dark red lips? But she has no way of getting the nose to disappear like back then.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    I see donalds spare tire is inflated to the maximum

  • clay
  • Treant

    Wow, I just lost any respect I had for Ivana. She can now go hang with the rest of them.

    • Uncle Mark

      Tweeting is and will be the undoing of this regime. I’m wondering if Ivana supports the tweets because she thinks they’ll help her ex or if she supports them, knowing that they will hurt him

      • bambinoitaliano

        She might be divorced from him but a whore never cut off her main source of supply.

    • bambinoitaliano

      I have never thought highly of her for the fact that like Melania she bought into the artificial and superficial social status the Drumpf family emanate.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Hadda look twice. I thought it said “Drumpf family emirate”.

    • GayOldLady

      I never liked Ivana or anyone else in the Trump family sphere. She sold herself to the Devil long ago.

  • bkmn

    What’s that $$$$Ivana$$$$, I can’t hear you over all the $$$$$?

  • ChinChin

    Jesus, she looks like a bad drag queen in a tacky Southern bar. And I mean no disrespect to drag queens.

    • coram nobis

      Was her name Franklee Scarlette?

    • Statistics Palin

      or tacky southern gay bars

    • Lars Littlefield

      ( . . . or tacky southern bars.)

    • Dubito et cogitare

      You’re right. She should be on RuPaul’s Drag Race – Senior Edition.

    • lattebud

      She looks like one of the women RuPaul’s drag queen give a makeover to. And I mean the before pic.

    • Adam Schmidt

      She makes Patsy on Ab Fab look like the picture of health!

    • Marty Pavelka

      More like a pagach left out in the rain (Czech and Slovak folks would get that joke). 😉

    • wmforr

      Take a good look, Melania. He’ll dump you long before you start looking like that.

    • prixator

      She looks like a middle-aged man doing drag for the first time without any assistance.

  • hdtex
    • Rolf

      That really made me laugh, as politically incorrect and degrading to women as I know it to be. But its still damn hilarious.

      • Ernest Endevor

        It’s only considered that in the US. In the UK, not at all.

      • SoCalVet

        kelly anne comes to mind when i see it

      • bambinoitaliano

        I would use it on men as well.

  • David Walker

    One can see the influence of Miss Tammy Faye Bakker’s eye makeup regimen. I do hope she’s using mascara that runs as soon as teardrops form.

    • coram nobis

      Will she sing “I’ve Walked Through The Valley of the Eye Shadow?”

  • Uncle Mark

    This just confirms that the Fucking Moron thinks of the Presidency as a family business. Of course dictatorships rely as much upon loyalty as fear

  • clay

    Chirper in Chief.

  • coram nobis

    How tweet of him.

  • DisqusD37

    Hey Patsy, Sweetie Darling, where’s Edina?

  • another_steve

    Oy, so let’s talk superficial. Girl has not aged well.

    Such a pity.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/49e9c5e4b9a10db232102492cd0cf092febe601055242c5d3d03645562f1257a.jpg

    • Daveed_WOW

      Linda Richmond knows that the hair gets bigger as the chins multiply. More to love. Like buttah.

  • Lazycrockett

    Throw another grifter on the fire.

  • PhillyProfessor

    This is what years of snorting covfefe will do to your brain. Sad.

  • clay

    Is she trying to be Snooki Chex?

  • Megrim Twist

    Ivanka, I have seen your future.

  • Tatonka

    Because of course he did. Maybe if we take up a collection, we can buy them off and they’ll go grift in peace.

  • Bluto
    • Dagoril

      “I just nodded off.”

  • MBear

    Swamp

  • another_steve

    Would she then have had direct access to my Czech twinks? My Bel Ami boys?

    scratch her eyes out…

  • Bluto

    Are there no gay hairdressers in NYC?

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      None that’ll touch a Trump.

  • GayOldLady

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Ambassador? What a joke

    The last time we heard from Ivana it was on immigration. This is the craziness she visited on us. ““As long as you come here legally and get a proper job … we need
    immigrants. Who’s going to vacuum our living rooms and clean up after
    us? Americans don’t like to do that,”

    Obviously she has no clue that 99% of Americans vacuum their own living rooms and clean up after themselves. She see’s every immigrant, documented and undocumented as Servant. She is so full-of-shit that you can’t make this shit up!

    • clay

      Wait . . . I’m supposed to vacuum?

      • GayOldLady

        LOL!!!! Well, it’s not mandatory, but it sure helps to keep a place clean.

      • Jay George

        Nah, turn the fan on high and open the door.

        • Zachary Adams

          Oh, I just tie feather dusters to the tails of my cats and then feed them catnip. Efficient and amusing to watch!

      • boatboy_srq

        Yep. And sweep, and mop, and scrub.

        Adulthood sux, no?

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          “There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.”
          — Quentin Crisp

          • Dazzer

            My old Greek teacher worked on the basis that you ignored housekeeping until you began to notice it. And then you just invited friends over and they would be sure to carry some of it out with them.

      • Shy Guy
      • lattebud

        I have a Chinese immigrant do my vacuuming… Roomba

      • Dagoril

        Either you or your pool boy should be doing it. 😉

        • Phillip in L.A.

          I sent the pool boy out to the liquor store and dispensary. Is it OK if I wait until he comes back? (No, I didn’t give him cash–are you crazy? We have accounts at those stores.)

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          He should be doing the pool boy

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Joan Rivers: “I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”

      • Grumpy Old Man

        I have my vacuum out; it sits in the middle of my living-room floor – it is a sculptural representation of the tyranny of entropy.

      • olandp

        As long as you don’t get it wet, dust keeps.

      • GayOldLady

        😀 That’s wicked

      • TrueWords

        LOVE IT….

      • JDS

        And you won the internet for the day.

      • Will Byrd

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      • Robincho

        OH snap…

    • thatotherjean

      I’m sure she’s right–about the wealthy, white, entitled SOB class of which she became a part by way of marriage to Donald Trump.

    • Nic Peterson

      GOL, nature abhors a vacuum and out of respect to nature I won’t touch one.

    • JDS

      Sure, she and ol’ Malaria can team up to do this job.

  • Stogiebear

    Děvka

  • TampaDink

    Has Marla been offered the ambassadorship to Georgia?

    • Daveed_WOW

      I hear the embassy in Atlanta is fabulous.

      • TampaDink

        I would expect nothing less.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      LOL! Love it because there actually is a country called Georgia.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Hey ! That’s my line! Love, Captain Obvious.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          huh?

      • TampaDink

        That was meant to be a double entendre.

  • Al

    How the fuck did all this happen to us? [Facepalm]

  • five

    She looks great… if she were the Dean of a Clown College.

    • Tomcat

      Out of 1 to 10 she is a 19.

    • Daveed_WOW

      Divine was way ahead of her time.

  • Tomcat

    I want to offer Donald Trump the Ambassadorship of HELL.

    • GayOldLady

      He runs the place, which makes him the devil.

      • David Walker

        He runs the resort Mar-a-Lago On The Lake Of Fire.

    • Tomcat

      Make America Hell Again!

  • Nowhereman

    So this is the other half of Ivanka, Eric and Donnie 1 Scoop’s gene pool? I totally get it now.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Clown + cartoon + Grey Goose + Vicodin = Ivana

  • ColdCountry

    I almost feel sorry for their kids having Dumb and Dumber for parents. (Nah, not really.)

  • David Walker

    There has to be a “canceled Czech” joke in here somewhere.

    • TuuxKabin

      Preferably bounced.

      • William

        Silicone does that.

  • drtrmiller

    GIven this photo, it’s difficult to tell whether she is related more to the clown in “It,” or the clown in the White House.

  • Statistics Palin

    This is the fool who referred to Donald Trump as “The Donald.”

  • Lazycrockett
    • Tomcat

      Worst part is there are probable more thinking about the same thing.

      • David Walker

        I’d almost guarantee it. “See, what he did wrong was…, so if I do this instead…”.

        • Lazycrockett

          I heard something in passing that he may have planned an escape route?

  • Jay George

    I get all my advice from graduates of The Tammy Faye School of Cosmology. Doesn’t everyone?

    • -M-

      One of the few times cosmology and cosmetology are equally applicable.
      😁😂

      • Jay George

        LOL! 😀 😀 😀

  • GayOldLady

    I think we should send everyone related to POTUS, either by marriage, or by blood, or by previous marriage, to the Czech Republic.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      … or to a nice comfy cell in federal prison.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        … and not too comfy, mind you!!

        • clay

          It could be both– did we ever get that list of CIA black sites?

    • Beagle

      What did Prague do to deserve them?

  • TexasBoy

    “And if you want to get your words across rightly, without telling The New York Times, which is going to twist every single word of yours, this is how you get your message out,”

    So, if his words are tweeted “rightly” why does he need so many stooges like Kellyanne to “clarify” the President’s meaning?

    • thatotherjean

      Because Ivana speaks much better English than Donnie does at this point.

  • GeneInSJ

    We’re a total Banana Republic at this point.

    • David Walker

      …as you might expect in a country ruled by banana republicans.

  • ByronK

    She looks like Anthony Hopkins in drag.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • TCinBerkeley

      Apparently it is deplorables all the way down. Here is another one who has sold her soul to the NRA – $29K in donations to date. The most of anyone in the TN congressional delegation, more than Scalise (who wins for taking the most in the LA delegation).

      • William

        Is there any way to bring a RICO case against the NRA?

  • boatboy_srq

    Well, she has a point. The REAL Lord Dampnut is certainly visible in the Twitterverse, unfiltered by the MSM.

  • Tor

    What’s a little nepotism among family?

    • thatotherjean

      Against the law, if you’re the President, but IOKIYAR.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Those lips!

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Did she accept?

  • Gene Perry

    Honestly, appointing Wife #1 to an ambassadorship makes just as much sense as Perry at EPA or Dr. Dingle at HHS.

    • coram nobis

      Dr Lecter is available for HHS.

    • Beagle

      She’s a native, so she speaks the language. That’s already a step ahead of ambassadors to a lot of countries.

  • thatotherjean

    Argh. Yet another not unattractive older woman seduced by duck lips and raccoon eyes.

  • Jeffrey

    She is a whore just like Melanomia.

    • Lazycrockett

      Must be very healthy to have such a good relationship with your former rapist.

      • coram nobis

        Gold Diggers of 2017.

      • Jeffrey

        I mean being made an ambassador by your rapist. That’s pretty awesome, and what a small price to pay.

        • grada3784

          Biblical price was 50 shekels, wasn’t it?

  • fuzzybits

    Our tires on the car don’t have that much pressure.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Duck-billed platypus says what??

  • Adam King

    She would have taken the job, but they wouldn’t throw in a lifetime supply of collagen.

  • j.martindale

    Banana Republic of America! Next, he will be crowning his son as heir apparent.

  • Halou

    What are her qualifications for the position?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      She was once willing to sleep with “the Donald”?

    • David Walker

      One needs no qualifications to be anything in 45’s DC.

    • JackFknTwist

      With respect, that is a silly question

    • UrsusArctos

      Well she is from there AND has apparently fraudelently claimed to have been an alternate on the Czech National Olympic Ski team. In 45*’s book that ought to be more tham not of his choices.

  • Phillip in L.A.

    I wouldn’t mind being Ambassador to the Czech Republic. Jus’ saying. I can even speak Czech!

    • Adam King

      Czech it out!

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Except it is pronounced /čĕx/ in that language (with the ‘x’ representing voiceless, uvular fricative, as in German)

        • Adam King

          I know. I’m a linguist. It’s a pun.

          • Phillip in L.A.

            Mmm-kay.

        • BillyDee4

          I’ll show you my fricative if you show me yours.

          • Phillip in L.A.

            Deal

          • Phillip in L.A.

            Uvular, glottal, or other?

          • BillyDee4

            Bilabial.

          • Phillip in L.A.

            So you say

    • coram nobis

      Does she get Slovakia as well? Make it a two fer?

      • Phillip in L.A.

        No. Slovakia is a “sovereign” nation, now.

        • coram nobis

          Then give her a sovereign and tell her it’s for services rendered.

    • jerry

      The Czech Republic, or just Bel Ami?

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Has nothing to do with Bel Ami. Jeezus, you guys are disappointing today.

    • William

      I nearly started a war in the Czech Republic and would like another try.

  • JackFknTwist

    She sounds and looks like Blackadder advising Baldrick in the series of that name:

    ” Baldrick, I have a very cunning plan.”
    ‘Another one , mi Lord ?’
    “We will tweet them until they are a bloody mess then we shall spring a sudden nuclear war, …..they will soon be bowing to our enlightened leadership…..a war time President, …..what traitors will then dare to disrespect the flag ?”
    ‘What could possibly go wrong Mi Lord.’

  • Prost Seattle

    This is one Trump appointment that I can at least wrap my brain around.

    At least she could find the Czech Republic on the map.

    • coram nobis

      That’s because it’s next to Slovenia, home to Wife #3.

      • bzrd

        Slovakia, Sweetie
        is next to the Czech Republic

        • coram nobis

          Close enough, esp. in her mind.

  • netxtown

    Behind every stupid, idiotic orange turd ‘precedent’ is a stupid, idiotic, orange turd loving botox bimbo.

  • Natty Enquirer

    I don’t know, Ivana. I think your lips could be a LITTLE plumper.

  • coram nobis

    Chairman: Madame Trump, can you find the Czech Republic on a map?
    Witness: Um, yes.
    Chairman: You’ll do.

  • geoffalnutt

    Her right eye is trying to escape!

  • Max_1
  • Matt

    So, Ivana is to blame for the idiotic tweets.

  • Steven B
  • Phillip in L.A.

    I am really tired of folks who secretly edit their comments, without making a note of it, after others have replied

    • UrsusArctos

      I’ll edit typos, but nothing to change my comment if there’s a reply. I will edit posts if no one has commented, but normally note the edit. That’s basic courtesy isn’t it?

    • vorpal 😼

      Ooops… I have done that, but I usually try to do it only to add content or make fixes quickly after posting without proofreading first.

      I’ll be more cognizant of that in the future.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Fucking bitch.

  • Eric Lewis

    I almost feel sorry for Jared … is that what Ivanka’s going to look like in 25 years ?

    • William

      Ivanka looks more like Daddy. That’s why she had her jaw shaved down at the back.

  • charemor

    How much silicone or botox do you suppose is in that face and those lips?

  • wmforr

    Vacuum their own living rooms? This is American carnage! I remember when the Trump was asked about his children. “Did you change diapers?” “That’s not my thing.” It’s not anybody’s thing, stupid. It’s something you do because you love your children and you don’t want to and can’t afford to hand off raising them to nannies.
    I wonder if Donald even knows how to drive a car. Or wipe his own ass.

  • grada3784

    And here I thought she was a cancelled Czech.

  • Al Kaseltzer
    • JCF

      Hey, at least w/ Ivana you get to see what Ivanka’s original nose (more or less) looked like (before she pared it down to that sliver on her face now).

  • Jack

    Not with that face.

  • JCF

    “Ivana, if you want it, I give it to you,’” Ivana Trump quotes her
    ex-husband saying he would make her US Amb to the Czech Republic.”

    …because she obviously knows where the bodies are buried. [But doesn’t give enough of a fuck to do something about it.]

  • MOAR NEPOTISMS!

  • Vira

    Note how this old slattern is wearing her hairstyle as an inverted version of DONALD’s mother’s.

    Hoes gonna ho.

    http://img.usmagazine.com/article-leads-horizontal/mary-trump-e4a4a24f-04fa-4c78-9265-39146c6f2f7e.jpg
    http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/IvanaTrump3-660×330.jpg

  • olandp

    Top wife, top mother, top model in Canada, top Olympic skier, top licensed interior designer, top businesswoman, and she could be top Ambassador from the USA!

  • Forrest Halford

    What she really said is “I talk with President Weakly” Big Difference.

  • cokey

    I’m so easily assimilated.