Christian Activist Sheila Zalinsky: The Evil Anti-Christian NFL Is Brainwashing People With Gamma Rays [AUDIO]

“I told you the NFL was out of the bowels of hell and nothing more than a propaganda machine with mindless sheep who are brainwashed every night of the week with the alpha, gamma, theta waves, the delta waves lulling people into trances, slipping people into mass hypnosis. That’s declassified, folks. High-level mind control projects have been exposed, it’s on record. TV, that noise box, is the most disgusting invention ever made.

“I think the NFL is pure evil. It’s anti-Christian, anti-family, anti-patriot, anti-constitutional, anti-gun, anti-American for sure. These new NFL policies are straight out of the Pol Pot regime. In some stadiums, women can’t even enter into the same entrance as men and children.

“Talk about your FEMA camp training. That’s right, the NFL is an extension of the TSA, the DHS, the globalist agenda and FEMA. Every NFL stadium is a FEMA camp in hiding.” – Christian radio commentator Sheila Zilinsky, via Right Wing Watch.

RELATED: In June, Zilinsky claimed that she made “witch” Hillary Clinton physically ill with the power of her prayers.

  • Lazycrockett

    Where did she find that wig, in a dumpster behind a bar?

    • Tulle Christensen

      No she just woke in the dumpster this morning

      • Tawreos

        Now, now we should judge her by her crazy ideas not by her home.

  • Tulle Christensen

    She has no clue what gamma rays are

    • Tawreos

      They turn you into the Hulk, I have seen it in stories

    • Gustav2
    • Tulle Christensen

      Or alpha rays, hey but I have no clue what theta waves are

      • Nowhereman

        I think theta waves are the scientologists. This woman is really really confused.

        • RoFaWh

          She displays many of the characteristics of people suffering from Dunning-Kruger effect.

    • Dagoril

      Wasn’t Gamma Ray one of the Super Friends?

  • Gustav2

    Anti-gun? She doesn’t know any NFL players does she?

  • Max_1

    Forced patriotism is what N. Korea offers…
    … Try making this Nation a place where people want to stand.

  • Tawreos

    I wonder which she has more of TV’s or NFL jerseys in her home?

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Gamma rays gave us The Incredible Hulk.

    I’m okay with this. Hulk smash.

  • Tawreos

    Alpha Gamma Theta waves? is that the fraternity that she let run a train on her in college?

    • vorpal 😼

      Neural oscillation is classified by alpha, gamma, theta, beta, and delta waves, but they are nothing like what this woman is talking about.

      • Robincho

        Know how to titillate an ocelot?

        Oscillate its tit a lot…

    • The_Wretched

      I was at a science museum once that had mini brain wave scanners. It was set up as a ‘competition’ were a fan blew harder the more relaxed (theata waves?) you were. It was funny to watch kids try to think really hard vs older people (some of whom can intentionally relax).

    • clay

      “Roll on, wave, roll on.”

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Cackalaquiano
  • Harveyrabbit
    • Tawreos

      I wish I came with fully adjustable sparkle

      • Nowhereman

        That really is a nice feature!

    • zhera

      Well. Somebody’s committed to sparkle motion!

      • vorpal 😼

        LOL that made me giggle with giddiness!

      • David

        My favorite movie.

      • skyweaver

        That’s line still makes me laugh

  • Silver Badger

    Fuck her and the horse she road in on.

    • Jonathan Smith

      i’d rather take the horse. Thank you

      • Silver Badger

        I was just thinking the same thing.

    • zhera

      I think the horse has suffered enough, already!

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    ‘High-level mind control projects have been exposed, it’s on record.’ / Yes, it’s called religion.

  • fahvel

    look at that face!!!! pure psychotic evil and it lounges in front of xian tv 24 hrs par jour. Fuck people like her and not in any traditional manner

  • zhera

    Oh dear, where to begin? She’s ranting about all sorts of waves but as a radio commenter I guess she has found radio waves to be benign?

    Those stadiums with gender separate entrances, where are they?

    Anti-christian? OH, PLEASE!

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    • Todd20036

      She’s worried about gamma rays, but apparently collagen and obesity are A-OK.

      • boatboy_srq

        Somebody really needs to remind here that matter=energy.

        • David Walker

          She has no energy, therefore she doesn’t matter.

    • Uncle Mark

      Looks like someone’s been sticking her head in the microwave again.

    • douglas

      “nothing more than a propaganda machine with mindless sheep who are brainwashed every night of the week with the alpha, gamma, theta waves, the delta waves lulling people into trances, slipping people into mass hypnosis.”

      Oh honey that’s not the NFL, that’s religion.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Was she recently in Cuba? Perhaps it was her screeching that caused hearing loss in our diplomats.

  • Bluto
  • Nowhereman

    Why aren’t people like this woman in a hospital on a psych hold?

    • Stubenville

      Not enough beds. Really.

    • kaydenpat

      Not enough psych wards for all the Christianists who are out of their minds. Sad.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Reagan

  • kelven

    Boy, the whole salad bar with this one. Use every buzzword in the god bothered lexicon and vomit the whole mess out. Something has to stick.

    • kaydenpat

      Palin taught her well. You betcha!!!

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    I’ll bet she secretly fantasizes about a black Jesus.

    • Jonathan Smith
      • Reality.Bites

        My service tech from my ISP this week looked like this. Dressed, of course, but in a pretty tight t-shirt and skinny jeans. His hair was much shorter, and a combination of rows and braids, and he was likely mixed-race.

        I live in a part of the city where lots of digital media companies and start-ups are located – for example, I’m within a couple of blocks of the Canadian offices of SiriusXM, Kobo and Uber.

        There is a shockingly high concentration of hot 20-and-30 something diverse gorgeous straight people here.

        It’s kind of like living in a CW show.

  • Stubenville

    “NFL Is Brainwashing People With Gamma Rays” well THAT explains your fried hair.

    • thatotherjean

      not to mention your fried brain.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Thanks ! Winning so far 🙂

    • zhera

      Done!

      • Butch

        Also done.

    • kaydenpat

      Voted.

    • Todd20036

      Done, and we are ahead by a lot. It’s the last choice, btw.

      • Jonathan Smith

        yes, but if it comes out the way we want it to, Faux will never mention it again

      • clay

        They randomize the order. If you clear your history, go incognito, etc. it’ll be a different place next time.

    • Dagoril

      I love how we are winning, even after they poison the poll with 3 negative answers and only the 1 positive choice.

      • Todd20036

        Actually, they rather dilute the results. It looks like we are ahead by that much more.

        • Dagoril

          It’s a “push poll”. The point isn’t to accurately gauge the public’s attitudes on a subject. It’s designed to make people feel that a certain stance is the right one. By having 3 negative choices…and because it’s Fox hehe…that’s the stance they are trying to push onto the public. My point was that even given all of that, the “yes it’s fine” stance is still winning.

    • David Walker

      At 14:12 Friday, we’re at 55.5%, “they should be punished” is not yet 20%.

  • More money for a face lift AGAIN?

    • tonyg

      Perhaps she can afford the wattel-ectomy this time.

  • Halou

    “Every NFL stadium is a FEMA camp in hiding.”
    Obviously. Large open space with seating, shelter, toilets, etc… Not to mention every stadium is a landmark that people can get to with relative ease.

    • kaydenpat

      Just another Liar for Jesus.

  • vorpal 😼

    SEEMS LEGIT. /s

    • zhera

      Did you have a nice birthday, vorpal? I saw you had a go at Ken Hamm on twitter. You really know how to enjoy yourself! 😀

      • vorpal 😼

        I did! It was very nice indeed! Not too exciting, but a lot of fun and I got tons of birthday wishes.

        Tonight is the big party, since one of my close friends here is joining me by turning 40 today and we’re having a joint celebration here on the diplomatic compound. Should be a fun time!

        Ken Hamm is just too fun to go after. It’s amazing how few supporters he has and despite his constant mockery, how he keeps asking the most ridiculous questions as a point of debate.

        Hope you are having a good day, zhera! =kittyhugs=

        • Jonathan Smith
          • vorpal 😼

            Thanks, Jonathan!

            I felt like a crazy cat gay man yesterday: the two black boys alternated hogging the bed and keeping me well cuddled all day long!

          • Jonathan Smith

            there ARE worse ways to spend the day:)
            oh, you meant the CATS……..
            that works too.

        • zhera

          PARTY! Snog a few handsome fellas for me!

          I’m having a not-so-good day. Planning on going to bed soon.

          • vorpal 😼

            🙁

            Sorry to hear that your day has been less than stellar.
            I hope you sleep well and have some pleasant dreams, and that whatever has brought your day down isn’t something that will extend into tomorrow.

            Ha! I think we’ll be the only gay guys at the party since the only other gay guy (who is a super sexy Brazilian neighbor friend of ours that we share our car with) here is out of town… so I’ll have to settle for snogging the husband!

          • Bad Tom

            Hope you feel better soon.

          • zhera

            Thank you. Some sleep usually helps.

    • kaydenpat

      As legit as any of the other nonsense this regime pushes at the American public. The wall. Repeal and replacement of the ACA with something better. The return of coal jobs.

      We’ve heard it all from this lot.

      • kareemachan

        CLEAN COAL!!!!11!!

  • Butch

    Yes, that I create with my iteracitor.
    “Are you boys cooking up there? You’re not using an iteracitor, are you?”

    • Tawreos

      My favorite was always “Then I ram my ovapositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your stomach, but I’m not an alien.”

  • pluky

    Dr. Banner, paging Dr. Banner.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Shut up Kelly Ann

  • Tawreos

    If you think TV is so bad, then why would you have ever gone on TV?

    • kaydenpat

      Logic isn’t a Rightwing thing. Stop asking rational questions.

  • Paula

    She is not entirely incorrect. A sufficient dose of Gamma rays would induce brainwashing as a side effect of being dead.
    This one is extra crazy.

    • Tawreos

      So your saying it is true

      • kareemachan

        Only for zombies. Duh.

  • WNY
  • kaydenpat

    Stupidity (and ugliness) has no bounds. You’d think these idiots would be happy now that they have the WH, SCOTUS and Congress under their full control but they’re just as crazy as they ever were.

    • Tawreos

      They got used to focusing their stupidity, hate and craziness on a single target for 8 years and now that he is gone they are just firing it everywhere and hoping it sticks.

      • Jonathan Smith

        so, it’s like monkey poop?

        • kaydenpat

          Nastier.

      • kaydenpat

        Lol!! True. And we have to listen to this b.s. for the next four years. Oh joy.

    • zhera

      They are nothing without an enemy or ten to fight against.

  • vorpal 😼

    “Brain waves” (neural oscillations) actually are a real, studied phenomenon, with alpha, delta, beta, theta, and gamma waves, and you can alter them through various means.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_oscillation

    That being said, this is an amazing foray into the depths of nutjobbery and she has no idea what she is talking about.

    I don’t even want to know what plotting of her brain waves looks like.

    • Jonathan Smith
      • Tawreos

        Neat, I wish I still had my spirograph.

    • Tulle Christensen

      oh yes, I remember on NOVA a program where they used very strong directed magnetic fields to produce similar effects to the mental effects one feels from sleep paralysis

      Here I was thinking photons and she is thinking brain waves

      added: my excuse is I am more of a physics guy instead of biology

      • vorpal 😼

        I think I am the only person I have ever met that LOVES sleep paralysis. When I first had it, it was terrifying because I had no idea what was going on. Now when it happens, which is rarely, I get giddy with excitement because I know I’m in for a wild and fascinating ride of lucid dreaming and false awakenings.

        The brain is weird. The fact that we enter into a deeply altered state of consciousness every night is amazing, especially since it’s still so poorly understood.

  • William
    • kaydenpat

      And she’s running her mouth on tv again.

  • Stogiebear

    Wow! That is some level of crazy. Reminds me of the old TV announcement-as-warning: “It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your children are?”

  • William
  • justme

    I think someone should do a tin foil hat

  • thatotherjean

    Whoo! That’s a highly impressive collection of buzz words, not one of which means a damn thing in context. I wonder if people like her believe what they’re saying–in which case they need serious psychiatric heolp–or are in it for money and attention?

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    o/t The problem in Puerto Rico, according to 45, is ‘Big water. Ocean water’. The water is big….

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/913795940305264641

    • William

      Trump doesn’t know that people can’t drink ocean water.

    • zhera

      I can picture his briefing on Puerto Rico.

      “Here’s a map. This is the Atlantic Ocean. This is USA. And here’s Puerto Rico.”
      “Oh, OK. Can we send trucks like we did in Florida and Texas?”
      “No… trucks can’t drive on water.”
      OH! So the ocean is made of water! But then they can just drink the ocean, right?”
      “…”
      “…”
      “No, Mr. President. The ocean is salt water. It is not fit for consumption.”
      “Why not?”
      *bangs head against wall* “Because we need fresh water, not salt water. Just… trust me on this one.”

      “OK. So no trucks and no ocean-drinking. *looks at map* That’s a really big ocean. It’s bigger than America! Unacceptable! Bring me a new map, with a smaller ocean. Nothing is bigger than America!”

    • edrex
    • nocadrummer

      Bigly water.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Just curious . . . what football stadiums have separate entrances for men and women?

  • mikeinftl

    How did she uncover the secret?

    • Jonathan Smith

      obviously.
      god told her.
      duh.

    • Tawreos

      If you want to uncover the secret bad enough, you will. That’s how the secret works.

    • zhera

      It has been declassified!

  • madknits

    I wonder what she was like before her lobotomy?

  • Treant

    Gamma rays destroy cells upon absorption. Most other electromagnetic radiation either does the same (X-rays), cannot penetrate the skull (visible, UV, IR), or doesn’t interact (radio). Microwaves would be the way to do it.

    However, we cannot target the neurons well enough to “bran wash” you. We could, however, give you a nicely cooked brain if you like.

    Oh, sorry, I see it’s already cooked.

    • Karl Dubhe

      What’re ya doing? Talking science stuff to the religious nutters. 🙂

      I might be smoking a bong at the moment, what’s wrong with being cooked in the right way?

      • Treant

        Cooking is fine, just don’t put your head in the microwave. You’ll end up like her.

  • justme

    Sure wish the American Govt could use the power of tax collection on this!!!

    • Tawreos

      No one wants to collect any of her.

  • DoctorDJ
  • William

    She may be on to something. I’ve seen people watching Faux Nooz so intently it could be possible to bounce a cue ball off their foreheads without them noticing.

    • Tawreos

      Considering the rate at which their audience is aging that may not be mind control but rigor mortis.

  • TexasBoy
    • JWC

      oh another one for my religious hat collection

    • The_Wretched

      It’s very eastern orthodox.

  • JWC

    One look at this “fried ” babe she took a direct hit of Gamma rays to the cranial area

  • andrew

    Preach it Sheila! Tell the people, before it’s too late, to put on their Tin Foil hats to avoid coming under the power of the evil one.

  • Waarki

    And there’s always the idolaters!

    https://youtu.be/6Zr7dCTsoUA

    • Treant

      Questions come to mind. Did she pay the cabby or stiff him? Why is she defiling the American flag by wearing it? Isn’t that idolatry? Why is she yelling in English at people who probably don’t speak it as well as their native language?

      Why can’t she read her own holy book? “Thou shalt have no gods BEFORE me.” Those idols are no problem to her God if they also believe in that there Jesus–a question she never asks.

      And lastly, why didn’t anybody remove the crazypants who was defiling a Holy Day?

      • TexasBoy

        Well, you could ask her, but comments on her youtube are disabled. Imagine that! Her religion can’t stand up to questioning or criticism.

  • Rex

    Geez, and I thought deflated balls was the worst thing that could happen in the NFL.

    • zhera

      No no. It’s kneeling.

  • Rex

    Someone’s meds are out of whack.

    • geoffalnutt

      Either too many or not enough!

  • Rex

    TV, that noise box, is the most disgusting thing ever invented.
    Must have been watching Fox News.

  • David
  • Boy Elvis
    • Jonathan Smith

      i used to have that comic 🙂
      gods, am i old…….

  • kareemachan

    ‘In June, Zilinsky claimed that she made “witch” Hillary Clinton physically ill with the power of her prayers.’

    Well, that is ever so xtian of her.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    FINALLY! Someone with the letters A, I, N and Z in their name.

    Sheila Zalinsky ~ Likely Nazi Sash

  • clay

    Thetans!

  • Talisman

    She’s never been in Podink, AL (or MS, GA, TN, TX, or most anywhere else) on a Friday night. Football is god, and the game is the service, complete with a invocation prayer.

  • barrixines
    • TuuxKabin

      I recognize you by the glasses. (Not).

  • Dagoril

    “In some stadiums, women can’t even enter into the same entrance as men and children.”

    Umm…wtf?

  • Robincho

    What’s next, Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds?…

  • Lizard

    I know this is only one part of a batshit crazy statement, but…

    “In some stadiums, women can’t even enter into the same entrance as men and children.”

    Citation fucking needed.

    • Jonathan Smith

      why get citations, when you can just make crap up?

      • Lizard

        Okay, but then why do people believe it?!

    • edrex

      in saudia arabia?

  • edrex
    • Phillip in L.A.

      Hey, Beck, if you’re free today, why not come over to my place? I got a new dab-rig and enough cannabinoids to achieve . . . pretty much anything. (Some nudity may be required.)

      “I want to defy/
      The logic of all sex laws/
      Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists/
      I’ll let you be my chaperone/
      At the halfway home/
      I’m a full grown man/
      But I’m not afraid to cry.”

      Beck–“Sexx Laws” (B. Hansen), from your 1999 Geffen Records release, Midnite Vultures

      https://youtu.be/IQfwgzoiq4c

  • AJD

    That has to be the worst drag get-up I’ve ever seen. You ain’t fooling anyone, gurl.

  • Ken M

    The world was a safer place when people like this were limited to radio to spread their messages.

  • DesertSun59

    Just wow. That delusional nutbag is ALL OVER THE PLACE.

  • ClevelandJim

    Why do these female xtian wingnuts always look like rejects from Amateur Night at the drag club? Seriously, look at Sheila. Look at the 2 plastic-faced horrors in the Jim Bakker video, Anne Graham, Opal Covey, Cindy Jacobs, Sandy Rios. It may be a shallow, based-on-looks thing, but wtf is with the troweled-on makeup, exaggerated brows and All. That. Hair?

  • -M-

    Wow. She just threw everything in and hit frappe.

  • Ken M
    • Phillip in L.A.

      (Image courtesy Church of Scientology, Inc.)

  • Frostbite

    She says that like it’s a bad thing.

  • Taylor

    Does anyone know if there is a correlation between batshit craziness, and badly coiffed, peroxide blond hair?? Or is it just coincidental??

  • drbrentzenobia

    Hard to tell but I think she said gamma waves, not gamma rays.

  • Macbill

    And that’s why people don’t go to church anymore

  • boatboy_srq

    She’s just celebrating her knowledge of the Greek alphabet and TLAs.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Your comment is the Alpha and Omega, boatboy_srq! 🙂

  • David in Tucson

    The insanity is strong in this one.

  • Phillip in L.A.

    “In some stadiums, women can’t even enter into the same entrance as men and children.”

    Maybe in Iran. If Ms Zilinsky is referring to the Locker-Room, then even THAT is no longer true (at least for women reporters) in the U.S.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    Gamma rays? No.

    Ram a gay? Why, yes, thanks!

  • Judas Peckerwood

    “These new NFL policies are straight out of the Pol Pot regime.”

    Can’t argue with that.

  • geoffalnutt

    That’s why they invented Ray-Bans. Don’t be annoyed by those pesky rays again! Make sure your whole family is protected. Get some today!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • FelineMama

    Me thinks this one got in the way of some of there rays, waves..
    But, “shelley” ‘ member: “The power of Christ compels you” Get compelled already.

  • Canadian Observer

    If the NFL were experts in the use of gamma rays, don’t you think they would be using them to create bigger, better, more “Hulk”-like linebackers?

  • KaBoomBOX

    Not a doctor, don’t even play one on tv, but pretty sure she’s certifiably crazy.

  • fuzzybits
  • coram nobis

    So, LGBT means lambda, gamma, beta, theta waves?

  • mizzourah

    The NFL is one of the most pro-Christian organizations around.

  • Kissmagrits

    Oh, Jesus! She’s been sleepin’ with Alex Jones again. I tried to warn her
    that whatever he has is catching…….

  • Gianni

    I cannot figure how being so obviously and certifiably wacky gets one a radio gig with an audience that apparently listens and believes this shit.

  • Gianni

    She forgot the beta waves. It’s no wonder her thread isn’t spooling correctly.

  • JP
  • BudClark

    Oh, my stars and garters! SOMEBODY must have alligator-clipped their clit to a 12-volt battery!!!!

    • FelineMama

      OUCH, that could hurt a bit!

  • JCF