OKLAHOMA: GOP House Candidate Blames Staffer When Porn Video Gets Listed As Campaign Expense

The Associated Press reports:

A Republican candidate for an Oklahoma state House seat said Thursday a campaign staffer’s mistake led to the title of a bondage porn video being included on his campaign finance report.

Jason Reese of Oklahoma City said an accountant he hired as his campaign treasurer inadvertently cut and pasted the video’s title into a report and filed it July 31 with the Oklahoma Ethics Commission. Reese said no campaign money was spent on pornography.

Reese said the staffer told him he was pasting a description of credit card processing fees into the report when he inadvertently clicked on a web page he had open on his personal computer.

“He apologized and resigned from the campaign today,” Reese said. The accountant didn’t immediately respond to an email seeking comment. Reese’s campaign filed an amended ethics report on Thursday.

Reese has responded on Facebook:

Earlier today a blog site posted a story claiming my most recent campaign ethics report listed a questionable transaction that appeared to be associated with a transaction concerning illicit material. To be abundantly clear, no campaign funds were spent on any such material whatsoever, and I knew nothing about this matter until I read the blog.

After thoroughly investigating the issue with our campaign team, we have determined that the listing was human error on the part of the individual who prepared and submitted the report. That individual has accepted full responsibility and immediately offered his resignation.

The title of the video is Hotwife Chloe Needs To Be Punished. (Definitely do not google this at work!) On a related note, three GOP members of the Oklahoma legislature have resigned over sex scandals this year.

  • bkmn
  • zhera

    I just have to share this thing I found on twitter:

    https://twitter.com/GrrlGhost/status/913043072103174144

  • Will Parkinson

    Yeah, totally believable. Why you’re as honest as Trump.

  • Butch

    Yeah, it was my staff – I mean staffer…..

  • Todd20036

    Either you’re lying or you hire idiots, which makes you an idiot.
    So you’re either corrupt or incompetent.
    Great.

    • netxtown

      We should flow chart that – and send it to the GOP.

      • Acronym Jim

        It would be more like a Venn diagram. One the resembles the recent eclipse.

    • I’m going with idiots. It’s a small expenditure that probably should have been unitemized. I mean duh. That’s how I always hide my porn expenses on reports.

      • Seems kinda silly to have to pay when there’s so much freely available. Er, so I hear, that is. >.>

    • -M-

      e) All the above. ✔️

    • boatboy_srq

      Strong likelihood both conditions apply.

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    • Bluto

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      • Mark

        Reminds me of Brian Sims….. I saw him first – I swear I did!

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  • zhera

    Why are the republicans always hiring people who watch porn while they should be working? Is this the vetting of the Trump Era?

    • bambinoitaliano

      It’s not about staff who watched porn at work rather the impossible standard of chaste and pious platform this hypocrites run on. The pussy grabber is sitting in the White House. His supporters have no issue of his three marriages or the whore he purchased. The shit barely seen attending church or quoting from the bible.

    • kaydenpat

      Actually, if they watched more porn and interfered less with people’s private lives, this country would be better off.

      • Christopher

        And they need to smoke a tonne of Weed to chill the fuck out.

      • markmac123

        Nah, to Repubs sex is just a filthy little sin for which they must do penance. Unfortunately cons do penance by turning their self disgust and self hatred outward on the rest of us.

    • Droz

      A better question is why are they hiring staffers who pay for porn? I thought this was the party of fiscal responsibility! Use pornhub like God intended!

      • Gerry Fisher

        Not to do so is an abomination.

      • It’s practice for when they get a cabinet level job and want to fly private planes everywhere.

    • JohnInCA

      Or more importantly, why are they doing their work on their personal computer? Games, porn and Quicken on your personal computer that you paid for. Work stuff (whatever that may be) on the computer that your employer hands you.

      And “self-employed” is no excuse. In that case, if you want to deduct the buisness expense of the work computer then you have to separate it from personal/private use.

      So yeah. Watch porn on your phone or personal computer, and do work on your work computer. Never should the two meet.

  • shellback

    Oklahoma … check
    GOP … check
    Porn … check
    Someone else’s fault … check

    I could go on I’m sure.

    • TrueWords

      Exactly…I mean…this all adds up correctly…

    • Todd20036

      Boring porn… check

      • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

        Log Cabin republicans room sex party in Washington

      • Jeffg166

        Born again porn.

    • crewman

      My favorite part is that Hot Wife Chloe Needs To Be Punished is listed as an ORDINARY AND NECESSARY CAMPAIGN EXPENSE.

      • Adam King

        Can’t have the candidate too stressed.

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  • DaddyRay

    More Christian Values

    • netxtown

      Just $14.99 for 20 minutes. A really great value!

      • David L. Caster

        Truly.

  • kaydenpat

    Hypocrisy is so real. Example #1434566.

  • Tulle Christensen

    I know when I am working I often cut an past porn info from a window I have open by mistake /s

  • Rex

    An Accountant.
    A Kinky Perverse Accountant.
    My favorite kind.

    • Adam King

      Hotaccountant needs to be punished.

    • Cackalaquiano

      Because accountants are detail oriented, dude’s explanation strains credulity

  • Tawreos

    Who is cutting and pasting info from a credit card statement one cell at a time? This is a real charge that the accountant promised he would change and forgot to.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I await a GOP Politician committing murder then saying it was his staffer who had the same fingerprints & DNA as him who had actually done it.

    • Rex

      The pillowcase, rope and duct tape listed under travel expense was supposed to be listed under entertainment. Please excuse our error.

    • Adam King

      He’s been reprimanded and resigned.

  • justme

    With the GOP ..It couldn’t possibly be his fault……

  • Ernest Bowen

    Oh good, glad that’s cleared up🤡🤡🤡

  • greenmanTN

    Why does Chloe always get all the fun? What am I, chopped liver?!

    • Adam King

      Maybe hot as you no doubt are, you’re not wifely enough.

      • greenmanTN

        You haven’t seen me in my maid outfit. (Disclosure, I actually don’t have a maid outfit. I will neither confirm or deny that an have a butler’s outfit with a Velcro seam in the back.)

    • William

      Chloe has a better agent.

      • greenmanTN

        What does Chloe have that I don’t, besides a gag reflex?

  • barrixines

    GOPorn – Hot Trans Wife Chloe Needs To Be Punished, Hot Black Wife Chloe Needs To Be Punished, Hot Wife Chloe’s Disabled Gay Brother Needs To Be Punished.

  • Gustav2

    Did he inadvertently give them his credit card?

    • Adam King

      I think it’s obvious that he used the campaign credit card for porn. I don’t know if “inadvertently” applies, except as a euphemism for “stupidly.”

      • I don’t know how expenses work on campaigns, but in some companies, the corporate card loads automatically into the expense account system. Once a month, you go through and select (from drop down menus) the category of the expense (or the client and line item it is to be billed to). personal items have to be paid for but everyone I ever did expense reports just never ever put anything nonreimburseable on their corporate card. And yes, the hotel will let you pay for those things separately when you check out. (If they didn’t, there’s be a lot less porn watching in the rooms and they make a lot of money that way!)

  • JoeMyGod

    Also TIL that “hotwife” is one word in straight porn.

    • edrex

      TIL what “TIL” means.

      • David L. Caster

        Time I learned.

    • stuckinthewoods

      It’s simply a modern Republican title of honor, just as “Goodwife” or “Goody” (as in Goody Two-shoes) was in past centuries. Nothing to see here.

      • William

        Blessed be the fruit.

  • Benny S.

    That kind of video seems appropriate for kinky Republicans who live in a state that looks like a spanking paddle.

  • colo303

    Republican platform: Uses porn on campaign, yet doesn’t want porn to be legal. Nothing hypocritical about this at all folks, just protecting us all from heathens!

    • David L. Caster

      The terms “Republican” and “hypocrite” should be considered synonymous.

  • Ken M

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Oklahoma_population_map.png There is little reason to wonder why winners are so easily chosen in this state. The population map clarifies that red, is where there are people. Easy to see why the dropped the logo. Oklahoma is NOT OK.

    • Tomcat

      Strangely enough the red areas also show where all the earthquakes happen.

  • Tomcat

    Surely the ethics committee will require to see the actual credit card statement and not just a staffer cut and paste rendition. Surely?

  • Who copies the titles of Pornhub videos anyway? That’s a disaster waiting Big Muscle Cum Pigs to happen.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Appropriate tag for this story: “uh huh”

  • RaygunsGoZap

    I’ve made some pretty big mistakes at work and I’ve done some shoddy sloppy work on occasion but this – apparently common GOP worker phenomenon- is like a whole different level of fuck-wittery

  • Jefe5084
  • Jay Silversmith

    Check the crawlspace in Jason Reese’s house immediately. Then check all pizza parlor basements in Oklahoma City. We have to find out what’s going on.

  • AmeriCanadian

    I can’t understand why anyone would want to work for these politicians. You’re automatically the fall guy when they are caught with their pants down.

  • kanehau

    “Reese said the staffer told him he was pasting a description of credit card processing fees into the report when he inadvertently clicked on a web page he had open on his personal computer.”

    Uhhhhh… that’s not how cut and paste work. Having something in your paste buffer would not be affected by “inadvertently clicking on a web page he had open on his personal computer”.

    That is one fucked up line of bullshit.

    • Treant

      You know this. I know this. Everybody here knows this.

      Most Oklahoma Tea Party members have to kick off their shoes to count to 20 and have never seen one of them there computey things.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Not that I have any empathy, but I’ve alternated between cutting and pasting online for personal things and then switching to doing so for work. There have been a number of times when the new “cut” didn’t take, the old info remained in the paste buffer, I saw what was being put into a work correspondence, I cringed, and redid the procedure. [DOH!] (Also, I work for myself, so I’m free from the “company policy” thang.)

    • William

      Assmaster is not a company traing manual.

  • geoffalnutt

    Inadvertently cutting and pasting? That’s like inadvertently driving. No, you moron – that’s “concerted” not “inadvertent”.

    • David L. Caster

      The word deliberately is a better antonym of Inadvertently.

  • mjsatty
  • Natty Enquirer

    The biggest tragedy is that Hotwife Chloe is seriously underpaid.

  • Busted!

    What always surprises me about crap like this is not that they did it, but they were so stupid about it. I thought everyone knew that you pay for your non-expensable charges separately so it doesn’t show up on the bill you submit for reimbursement. That includes pay per view movies (porn or otherwise). This is expense report 101.

    In other words, what a dumbass.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I need a staffer to so I can explain my every fuck up.

    • And to fall upon a sword when need be.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    well, if Republican’t s weren’t such tightwads about sex, he would have been able to say “OOPS! No, no public money was used in this diversion, though I am sure whomever was that watch that had a great time. Now, let’s move on to more important stuff than people’s sexual practices, unless anyone is asking me/us/anyone out, and then we can talk about that in private.”

  • clay

    “That individual has accepted full responsibility and immediately offered his resignation.” that its, immediately after he got caught by the press, and after he got called on the carpet by the pol, and after offering an explanation, and all that was after double-checking and submitting the report, after making the “mistake”.

  • Tor

    Isn’t the real issue the fact that a conservative Republican, who would probably vote to ban porn, is actually buying it?

  • William of Glynn

    Republicans are so horny!

    • kareemachan

      Desperately so.

  • Friday

    Republican campaigns and administrations must spend a lot of their time on that porn they try to ban.

  • The_Wretched

    Maybe the accountant was playing a joke or didn’t like the politician and put it in to spike the works?

    I checked out a clip from the vid before work….and promptly shut it off. It was dull and uninspired and exceedingly light.

    • kareemachan

      Or was paid to say “It was me”. MUCH more likely.

  • kareemachan

    So… the aide took one for the S&M candidate.

  • boatboy_srq

    1) Well, at least we’ve progressed from “nobody associated with the campaign would evah look at porn” to “the porn this person associated with the campaign was looking at was not itself associated with the campaign”. In terms of minimizing Puritan ethics in the public space, this is an improvement.

    2) Even in their porn selections there’s disipline issues.

  • William

    Have you ever spent the night at the Super 8 in Durant, Oklahoma? It’s strictly bring your own entertainment.

    • Treant

      Yes. I brought a soccer team.

      • CharlestonDave

        Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

        • Helen Damnation™

          You heard him Treant, show us the goddamn pictures. We’re not leaving until you do…

  • Javier Smith

    Campaign staffer is a weird name for one’s penis, but okay.

  • JWC

    Do we smell a rat?

  • Tempus Fuggit

    …in Jeeziz’ name aymen.

  • Dagoril

    As someone who has done accounting and expense reporting, this explanation is a load of shit.

  • ColdCountry

    Hey! It could happen to anyone! /s

  • Nowhereman

    They just can’t help themselves, can they?

  • Highmoremotel
  • TexasBoy

    His constituents are fine with it, as long as it isn’t gay porn.

  • Gianni

    “After thoroughly investigating the issue with our campaign team, we have
    determined that the listing was human error on the part of the
    individual who prepared and submitted the report………..” It could happen to any perv looking at porn while being paid to prepare an official report. Let’s cut the guy some slack. Pervs got to let off steam, too.

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