Trump: Facebook And All Media Conspire Against Me

The Washington Examiner reports:

President Trump alleged Wednesday major media organizations and social networks are working in a vast conspiracy against him. Trump has long maintained the media is out to get him and harm his administration, or at the very least not telling the full story of his presidency or electoral victory.

The tweet comes after Facebook revealed Russian-connected organizations bought hundreds of thousands of dollar worth of advertisements on the social network The ads focused on controversial political topics and Kremlin experts believe the goal was to sow division among the network’s users.

Note that Trump lied for the hundredth time about the New York Times apologizing.

  • Paula


    • Todd20036

      Surreal actually.

      • Thorn Spike

        Business as usual, actually.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Not normal !

  • Todd20036

    Hey Zuckerberg, you helped get this lout into office. Hope you’re happy.

    Hey CNN, thanks for elevating Hillary’s emails to the same level as Trump’s fraud, assaults, and rape.

    Hey Fox, maybe Trump would like you to have a few more “leg chairs”.

    Hey NYT, I don’t see you talking much about Kushner using private email servers.

    Hey Trump, the media really did help you win. You just suck as a president. Deal.

    • Lizard

      Didn’t the head of CNN come right out and say they fucked up when they ran his campaign speeches basically unedited?

      • It’s not that they ran his speeches. It’s that they ONLY ran his speeches. They’d show an empty podium for the 30 minutes before he was going to speak and talk about him instead of covering other candidates. You’d have thought he was the only Republican running.

        • bzrd

          or the only person running

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    • FAEN

      There’s a good piece in The Daily Beast about how Zuckerberg blew off all the warnings about Russian trolls.

    • Joe in PA

      Did you see the Twitter dust-up between NYT Maggie Haberman and Nate Silver? She can be a petulant child.

    • Jim Maloney

      What would they do different next time? One wonders.

    • (((GC)))

      Reality is anti-tRump.

      Fixed it for him.

    • GeneInSJ

      “Hey CNN, thanks for elevating Hillary’s emails to the same level as Trump’s fraud, assaults, and rape.”


    • Willys41

      Real news outlets don’t just “talk” about stuff. They report. The NYT has published at least two stories about private email users in the last two days.

      • Tom

        The Kushner post wasn’t Ben front page.
        And the NYT does not get a pass for the crap they pulled during the election.
        Giuliani and his buddies from the FBI NYC office fed fake info to the NYT and just like they did with the run up to the Iraq War they pushed their anti Hillary memes to the front page daily.

      • wds

        “At least two stories” does NOT make up for their vendetta of all things Clinton for the last 20 years. Sorry, the NYT (in particular) stopped being a “paper of record” some time ago. Seems to me they do one set of stories with great journalism, and then fall back into whatever they can spew forth …

  • bkmn
    • Gerry Fisher

      It’s hard to find on the ‘net, but Patty Larkin did a great song called, “Me.”

      Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
      I I I
      Oh Oh Oh
      Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
      I I I
      Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
      I I I
      Look in the mirror
      What do I see?
      Nothing but
      Me ………………..
      I think I’m pretty fine
      Give me some time
      You’ll agree
      Me ………………..


      I don’t do no drugs or dope
      I just get high on
      Me …………………
      You know who I’m
      Talking about
      Me …………………
      I’m not talking about you or him
      Or her or them
      (No way)
      Me …………………
      Moi ………………..
      Me …………………
      Thank you!

    • Smokey

      A crazy planet full of crazy people

    • wmforr

      Did you hear? Trump had The Art of the Deal set to music. Here’s the link:

  • skyweaver

    This isn’t funny anymore. The guy is insane. He does nothing but this.

    • Todd20036

      It never really was funny, except at the very beginning when we all thought the American public wasn’t THIS dumb, or the media was THIS complacent.

  • JoyZeeBoy


    • Snarkaholic

      True…but I heartily encourage him to continue slapping them in the face; hopefully, he’ll fiiiiiiiiiiiinally insult them sufficiently for them to turn on him.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Another reason why I block all web advertising.

  • Gustav2
  • Rolf

    Hey, he’s right. No president has ever caused such hateful social divisions in America, tried to reverse every forward thinking legislation enacted by his predecessor and made the US a global laughing stock.

    • Menergy


  • bambinoitaliano

    Oh Really? His gay best friend Peter Thiel is sitting on the board of Facebook like a persistent booger, how does the idiot explain that?

    • Tawreos

      He won’t let facts get in the way of a whiny self serving tweet

      • TCinBerkeley

        Never has, never will.

  • Exatron

    Can we have a real 45th president now? The circus clown was never funny, and has only gotten worse.

  • billbear1961

    Boy, you can’t fool those Kremlin experts!!

  • Tawreos

    The people that gave you as much airtime as you could fill during the campaign were all against you. Wake the fuck up you whiny little shit.

  • billbear1961

    This does not sound like the talk of a WINNER.

    • Gustav2

      Still playing the refs.

      He is butthurt because his candidate lost in Alabama and the news has not been good.

      I still don’t understand why Republicans thought a theocratic authoritarian candidate who has won statewide office AFTER being removed would lose in Alabama.

      • Willys41

        Never underestimate the moral turpitude of republicans.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Whiner in Chief. But without the Chief part…so just a big whiner.

    • Smokey

      Sounds more like this (apologies to Mr. Pecker).

  • Elsewhere1010

    No. Americans who believe in democracy are against you.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Someone hide his little phone that seems to never leave his tiny hands.

    • Treant

      Actually, for a bit there…I wonder how he got it back?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Ivanka, reach into General Kelly’s pocket. Do it for daddy.

  • kelven

    Because anyone who isn’t an obsequious toady is conspiring against Hair Twitler.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Tick, tock. Your ability to manipulate low-information voters has a time limit, especially with Mueller gradually picking up steam. Denial isn’t a permanent defense.

    • Joe in PA

      I agree with your sentiment, but I don’t think it is true that there is a time limit. He’ll be in Federal prison and his supporters will call it “fake news”. They are that dumb.

    • DesertSun59

      Except that his permanent base actually believes this con man.

      • Smokey

        They believed Nixon too. That is, until the moment he resigned.

        • WildwoodGuy

          Sadly, even THEN my parents still believed! And do to this day!

  • Rex

    Wait, what? He accomplished something? What did I miss?

    • Treant

      He took a really presidential crap yesterday. Bigly. Messily. In his didie, which is good as he smeared it on the Oval Office walls last time.

    • Smokey

      The attempted deconstruction of the Republic.

    • vorpal 😼

      Improved his Mar-a-Lago golf score by an average of two strokes.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Good morning, o sleek black furry handsome feline! 🦄

        I believe in golf-speak, one says, “lowered his handicap,” but I could be wrong on that one!

        • vorpal 😼

          Good morning to you, good sir!

          LOL my golf experience amounts to abysmal scores at the putt-putt course more than 15 years ago, so I’m guessing pretty much anyone knows more than me on the subject.

          Is there some kind of conservation of handicap rule, like with laws of energy? I refer to the tradeoff between Trump lowering his handicap and the handicapping of America.

          • Phillip in L.A.

            Will have to check with Prof Hawking on this and get back to u!

          • vorpal 😼

            At first I read your comment as referring to golf rather than physics and thought you were a very, very bad man with a sick sense of humour indeed! 😸

          • Phillip in L.A.

            I first wrote “check with Prof Hawking on this golf-physics issue,” but then thought it would sound better left more vague

      • Christopher

        Whenever I think of Trump and “two strokes”, golf isn’t the first thing that comes to mind.

        My response:

        “TWO you say? Tis a pity that the first one didn’t kill him. Fingers crossed for the second one.”

        • vorpal 😼

          LOL still not the “strokes” that first came to my mind*, but I like the direction you’ve taken this.

          * In Trump’s case, two “strokes” is more like two tiny “twiddles.”

          • Christopher

            With Trump’s morbid obesity, I’ll bet the doctors have to measure his strokes on a Richter scale.

          • vorpal 😼

            I believe that the law in Chile states that buildings have to be built to withstand 9.4 earthquakes, and if they fail to, there can be very severe legal consequences for the chief architect and engineer.

            That being said, please do NOT send Trump down here!

    • zhera

      Obamacare is still there, so I guess we can kinda sorta thank him and his equally moronic republicans for that?

    • LaChatSayWha

      Brought white people in hoods back into our political landscape. Oh bra-fucking-vo.

  • pj

    i guess we are all supposed to rejoice that he is the president just like all the morons he surrounds himself with.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    And when Clinton talked about a vast right-wing conspiracy, despite evidence of it, she was largely mocked.

    Trump can’t even come up with original thoughts anymore as he tries to advance his I’m the real victim charade.

    • clay

      There was a vast mass media conspiracy to give Trump free air time, even squeezing out paid advertisements.

  • Rex

    Someone seems to be defensive today, wonder what’s got him feeling so insecure?

    • Hryflex

      Melania went to bed with a headache.

      • Joe in PA

        Pfffft, I’m pretty sure that’s every night. Or at least I hope so.

    • Lizard

      Mueller looking at Manfort’s and Flynn’s tax returns?

  • Ray Page

    All Donald the Delusional Dimwit has accomplished in the first 9 months is embarrassing not only America but all of humanity. That he has accomplished bigly. On many, many sides.

  • Max_1
    • shellback

      Among other things.

      • Xuuths

        Like child rape.

  • Ninja0980

    The same media that gave you billions in free coverage while covering Hillary’s e-mails 24/7?

    • Lizard

      Yep. That one.

  • Treant


    No, seriously, somebody out there? Please?

  • “He’s not strong and self-controlled, not cool and tough, not low-key and determined; he’s whiny, weepy, and self-pitying. He throws himself, sobbing, on the body politic. He’s a drama queen.”
    Peggy Noonan; Trump Is Woody Allen Without the Humor; The Wall Street Journal; Jul 27, 2017.

  • Lizard

    Facebook ads helped you, dipshit.

  • geoffalnutt

    What a fucking idiot. The media helped put him there!

    • Lizard

      If anyone needed more proof that all he watches is Fox News, here it is.

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Treant

      He definitely doesn’t understand hyphenated nouns and adjectives. Could you simplify?

      • Kenster999

        And capitalization. Seriously, the man has English skills of someone in (early to mid) grade school.

        I’m keeping a list of things he doesn’t understand. Also on my list:
        – Visual perspective (eg, crowd sizes from different angles)
        – Metaphors
        – Health insurance vs life insurance

    • Lizard

      Well, he has done one thing–get an extremist appointed to SCOTUS to placate his rabid anti-women evangelical base. Of course, he was only able to do it because Yertle the Turtle stalled replacement proceedings for a full year. He bragged about the appointment, then immediately threw Yertle under the bus for not getting his healthcare repeal through.

      Class act.

      • another_steve

        Far right theofacists (Pat Robertson and Co.) constitute a major chunk of his support. They view Trump (as does Putin) as a useful idiot.

        They support Trump because he’s promised to fill the federal bench with fellow theofascists. He’s in the process of doing this at the district and appeals court level but the press has been under-reporting it, so nobody’s focused on it.

        • Lizard

          They voted for him because of abortion rights and LGBT rights. He’s against them (or at least the party represented by the little letter after his name is), so they vote for him.

          Did you read about his recent federal bench appointee? What a nightmare.

    • Willys41

      I like Kissenger’s old comment: To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

    • JCF

      “But the people were Pro-Trump!”

      MINUS 3 million.

  • blackstar
  • Ben in Oakland

    He’s right about one thing. No president has accomplished what he accomplished, beginning with a 34% approval rating and going downhill from there.

  • blackstar

    something big is about to drop. He’s preparing his base.

    • Lizard

      …I’ll get the booze.

      • Tawreos

        Better get it set into an IV drip, it will save time.

    • DesertSun59

      That’s precisely it.

  • billbear1961
  • Puck

    Yes all news groups that report what was actually said is fake

  • iambu

    What ever happened to that psych evaluation?

  • Rex

    The media gave him more coverage than any other candidate – is he mad that he won?

    • Tawreos

      Yes he is, he did this as a vanity thing and is now stuck with doing a job he knew he was not prepared for.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        . . . and doesn’t even remotely like!

  • rednekokie

    Mr. tRump — the only one conspiring against you is you, yourself.
    The media (at least the truthful media, not fox) is attempting to wade through your deceptions and lies and actually tell the full story of your sadministration.

    The people were/are not behind you. You lost the popular vote by three million votes. No president in the history of the country, save Harrison I has accomplished less than you in the first 9 months — and he was less only because he died.
    The economy is not roaring — it is declining.
    And the economy (along with everything else) in Puerto Rico is zero — thanks to you and your inability to help three and a half million Americans to overcome the two worst storms ever to hit that island. I cannot imagine (although I am probably wrong on this) that you would ignore the people of Oklahoma (same population) in the same dire straights – but only because most Okies are white and republican, and not Hispanic and mostly democrats.

    You should be ashamed — except that we know that you have no shame within you.

  • ClevelandJim

    It’s time to sing along with Donnie!
    “Nobody likes me,
    Everybody hates me,
    Guess I’ll go eat some worms…”

    Goodness but he must be EXHAUSTED after 9 solid months of…nothing.

    • Karl Dubhe

      Let’s hope they’re ringworms that he eats…

    • Tawreos

      Well done worms with ketchup, coming right up sir.

    • Lizard

      Golfing. Lots and lots of golfing. Oh, and screaming.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      If only Mr Tramp could have been born like Sara Lee®, since 🎼 “nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee”

      • ClevelandJim

        Yassss! I just baked one of Sara’s cherry pies yesterday!

  • Gene Perry
  • DesertSun59

    He’s clearly priming his base to believe that when the indictments come that they’re all fake news.

    • Reality.Bites

      And he can tweet all day that it’s a fake prison sentence… on a bar of soap.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Oh, not everybody’s against mr. trump. Not yet anyway.

    Give them some more time and they all will be, but not quite yet.

    • Tread

      Oh, they won’t all see it. There will be some diehards until the end.

  • DesertSun59

    NYC voted for Hillary 9-1 over 45.

    They already knew he was a con man.

    Now the entire world knows it.

    • Lizard

      I know not everyone here is a Bill Maher fan, but he had one interesting insight recently. “You know why he ran for President? He realized that he could find something in the rest of the country that he’d run out of in New York: suckers.”

  • FAEN

    President Snowflake.

  • Max_1
  • Bluto
  • arewemenoramidevo
  • billbear1961

    The only reason your approval ratings aren’t well below 30 is because you’re taking credit for OBAMA’S economy!

    • Joe in PA

      And the rubes are believing it. 🙁

    • Smokey

      I suspect the ratings will hover where they are until he is removed from office.

      • billbear1961

        If the economy falters–which is likely because neither he nor the GOP have ANY idea what they’re doing–I think his numbers will likely decline, Smokey.

        • Smokey

          I hope you are right Mr. Bear. But there is a base that will never abandon him, “the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed …” Mencken

          • billbear1961

            I in 4, maybe as many as 1 in 3, will never abandon him, quite probably.

            He certainly keeps us in an almost constant state of alarm, and one HATES him for it.

            He’s deliberately tearing the nation apart, and BRAGGING about it!!

            My God, Putin got his money’s worth!

          • Smokey
          • clay

            Only you can stop forest fires.

            (seriously, it’s only you; the NFS is being de-funded.)

          • bzrd

            the other day NPR was talking about forest fires, 81% are started by humans

  • kanehau
  • boobert

    Poor dotard! He was lucky to inherit a booming economy. He’s not getting his daily fluff folder and he’s starting to crack.

  • ByronK
  • HZ81

    It’s not a conspiracy if everyone says they openly fucking hate you, asswipe. Oh, sorry—President Asswipe.

  • Bob Conti

    He’s just like Captain Queeg

    • Treant

      Can we call him Commander Queef?

      • Prost Seattle

        In my sluttier days I was known as Capt. Queaf.

    • Bluto

      I imagine every security briefing is like this.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Then let’s send 1000 gallons of strawberry ice-cream to him, stat!

  • billbear1961
  • Thorn Spike

    ME ME ME!

  • Halou

    That’s why Facebook had a team of people working in the Trump campaign headquarters last year, was it? They are only “anti-Trump” now because they got busted for picking sides and are now being scrutinised for it by law enforcement. If anything is anti-Trump it would be the laws and constitution of the United States, or more accurately Trump is anti-law, anti-constitution and anti-American.

    Oh, and a mouldy yogurt has more to boast about in terms of accomplishments than this failure of a president.

  • billbear1961
    • Phillip in L.A.

      “And the angels wept” (?)

      • Daveed_WOW

        That looks like a fallen angel to me. And there’s something wrong with his right arm.

        • Phillip in L.A.

          Yeah, it’s difficult to see the arm in the small size. There might also be the vague suggestion of a tail, and that cloven right foot–oh, what a giveaway!

          • Daveed_WOW

            I wouldn’t exist if I didn’t criticize. No one would recognize me.

  • billbear1961
  • ETownCanuck

    Donald, we’re just NOT gonna happen. It’s not us, it’s you. – America

  • Michael R
  • kareemachan

    The paranoia is getting worse.


  • TexasBoy

    Paranoid crazy man says what?

  • Rocco

    Is this the beginning of the “bunker phase?”

  • mikeinftl

    Excuse me,but you haven’t done shit Dotard.

    • grada3784

      He has not yet begun to shit.

  • ColdCountry

    He’s accomplished a lot, all right, and all of it negative. Economy roaring? Look at Puerto Rico – they’re part of this country too, you know. That roaring you heard was Maria!

    • AdamTh

      Think positive…. It’s hard to play golf every weekend…

      • ColdCountry

        Send him to play golf in Puerto Rico.

    • jerry

      The economy’s roaring? Thanks Obama!

  • SFBruce

    A roaring economy??? According to CNN, 1,189,000 jobs were created from February through August. However, 1,375,000 jobs were created during the last 7 months of the Obama administration. I guess a slight dip in job growth is part of the “mess” Obama left for little Donnie. The only thing that roars in the pussy-grabber’s administration is the pussy-grabber himself.

  • AdamTh

    Few presidents have equalled his golfing accomplishments.

    Wait – none have even tried…..

  • JWC

    At last Donnie has spoken a gem of truth :”Virtually no President has accomplished what we have accomplished in the first 9 month” Nope Donny virtually none. You have acheived nothing. Even Harrison who died 4 months into office accomplished more than you HeyDonny that is a hugely bigly record

  • Jeffg166

    Just because he’s paranoid doesn’t mean everyone isn’t out to get him.

  • Benny S.

    “Virtually no President has accomplished what we have accomplished in the first 9 months….”

    I can’t argue with that. I just don’t think I’d be boasting about it.

  • zhera

    “Virtually no President has accomplished what we have accomplished in the first 9 months”

    Well. He’s not wrong. The world has never seen such insanity, ever.

  • Willys41

    It was over a year before any media outlet applied the word “lie” to anything out of Trump’s big fat flapping gums. So the FACT is Trump got a bigger “free pass” than any political candidate in the history of the human race.

  • Meh. You can remove the “virtually” because no other pres has accomplished nothing in the first 9 months like you haven’t. You’re still riding Obama’s fierce economic engine so get over yourself.

  • anne marie in philly

    bwhahahaha! cry me a river, dump! and you ain’t done NOTHING in 9 months!

  • edrex
  • Pablo Sánchez

    Economy is continues to grow due to Obama’s policies. Trump “deregulation” executive orders are only helping his business buddies. Need proof? Check out that big big pay raise they gave you.

  • octobercountry
  • DoctorDJ

    Frank Burns said it best: “I wouldn’t be so paranoid if everyone wasn’t against me.”

  • grada3784

    A Vast left wing conspiracy, I guess.

  • Javier Smith

    Normally this is where I ask “What color is the sky in you world?” This time we know its orange. Big fake tan shades of orange.

  • Snarky

    Ugh, again with the “NYTimes apologized for bad coverage lie” bullshit. Did someone have a bad day? And they feel the need to lash out on those who are reporting that he had a bad day? Poor widdle Donnie. Somewhere in his lizard brain he is beginning to realize he’ll go down as perhaps the worst president in U.S. history.

  • fuzzybits

    Yea,the networks are against you. That’s why your stupid show was on for years.

  • Dagoril

    God what a whiny baby!

  • -M-

    Umpteenth reminder that fake news was the propaganda and disinformation that Twitler and its supporters spread via social media networks like Facebook.

  • Ken M

    I thought he had a rally in IN today. Come on Donnie, go and promote your amazing Tax Reform plan to the people.

  • Pip
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • jo gerardo

    Dude’s living a fantasy life in Nambia.

  • wmforr

    and Hoo.
    Poor little rich boy: “If you guys put a frog in my locker one more time, I’m gonna have my (KKK) father buy this dumb school and hang you up by your balls! Daaaaddy!! They’re picking on me again!”

  • charemor

    What are all of those 9 month accomplishments?

  • JCF