BarbWire: Hillary Put A Lookalike On Her Book Cover

From one of the nutjobs that write for Matt Barber:

Speaking of those literary titans, Bill and Hillary Clinton, some people just can’t be honest about anything. This is the back cover of the dust jacket of Hillary’s new book, What Happened, her thrilling analysis of how it’s everybody’s fault but hers that she isn’t president. Look at it closely. It’s not Hillary. This woman is a model who bears a resemblance to Hillary but isn’t her. She couldn’t even put her own picture on her own book.

  • Snownova

    This idiot hasn’t heard of photoshop and airbrushing?

    • kcken

      Could have just stopped after the first two words.

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    • RaygunsGoZap

      Or using an older photo?

    • Rebecca Gardner

      You expect the person with the mind of an infant to grasp your question or even know such a thing exists?

    • FAEN

      I don’t quite care that these snake oil salesman say/believe this shit but I DO care that they get to vote.

      I’d love to know how many would or could pass a psych exam.

    • Gerry Fisher

      He got punched in the head a few times in his youth, ya know.

      • Judas Peckerwood

        Not nearly enough.

    • prixator
  • Rebecca Gardner

    What is wrong with these people? Seriously!
    How does an infant grow up to be an adult this fucking stupid?

    Horrible power drill accident on their frontal lobe?
    Feelings of inadequacy that run so deep they must attack their betters?
    Religious indoctrination and critical thinking demonization?
    All of the above?

    • Galvestonian

      …don’t forget money.

    • Todd20036

      I can never tell if people like him believe his own malarkey or if he’s just in it for the easy money and power over people’s lives.

      • whollyfool


        I think we could fix this quagmire we’ve been dragged into by adopting a law that you cannot publish what you know is not true. I love the first amendment, but you can’t yell fire in a crowded theatre and the kind of responsibility that comes with the first amendment (for listeners, not speakers!) requires a good educational system, which apparently we do not have.

        • Comixbear

          The problem with this is good luck with trying to prove that any of these idiots know ANYTHING.

          • whollyfool

            An excellent point, unfortunately.

    • Chris Baker

      He’s not stupid. He just knows his readers are stupid and leads them along to outrage.

      • Xuuths

        Agree with your second sentence, not your first.

    • Beagle

      His parents thought he was a special child. So they gave him a special education.

  • MB
    • Rebecca Gardner

      Duct Tape.
      Turning NO! NO! NO!
      Into MMMM! MMMM! MMMM!

      • clay

        Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, it’s not a coincidence.

      • Mikey

        I had promised to get that on a t-shirt for my hubby. It’s his favourite saying.

    • Galvestonian

      Well…actually you can — ya just gotta put it over the nose and the mouth.

    • Keroleen

      I’d upvote this again if I could just for Red Green.

  • kcken

    Oh, the guys that speak loudly for “Jesus” want to warn us about imposters ?

    Uhhhh… Ok.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    I’m waiting for Donnie’s book after he’s impeached, “What REALLY Went Wrong, Nuclear Disasters and Social Unrest”

    • crewman

      What REALLY Went Wrong, How A Conman Became President

      … but Hillary’s book already tells that story better than Donald’s would.

    • OdieDenCO

      do publishers accept manuscripts in crayon?

      • clay

        self-published in paperback– “Donny and his Orange Crayon”

  • clay

    In the last couple of postings about radio titan Matt Barber, he couldn’t even put his own picture in the press materials. This model is a hamster who bears a resemblance to retired boxer Matt Barber but isn’t him.

    • Chris Baker

      I’m sure you must be absolutely right about that!

  • crewman

    Regular readers here will know him well, but from RationalWiki here’s a quick reminder of who he is:

    James Matthew “Matt” Barber is a right-wing hack who spends an enormous amount of time spreading hatred towards gay people. He is currently Associate Dean for Career and Professional Development at Liberty University

    • Silver Badger

      Liberty University. That certainly explains much.

      • clay

        “Associate Dean for Career and Professional Development”–
        you have to pass his review to get an internship.

        • Adam King

          He tries to find employment for ill-educated semi-literate bigoted nutjobs.

          • clay

            . . . online.

        • WitlessProtection

          He has a big comfy couch in his office…and a sling in his basement.

      • David Walker

        I wonder if any LU grads actually did return their diplomas. Or hasn’t the date expired yet?

    • Robincho

      Way to put the anal back in decanal, dude…

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      I had no idea that you had to study to become an asshole

  • Tawreos

    Listening to some of these people you come to the realization that they think the Clinton’s have done nothing good or right in their whole lives. Now one of them can’t even pose for a picture without these idiots screaming.

  • bambinoitaliano

    As if those who are interested to purchase her book is going stop. This idiot sounds worst than pulling a yo’ mamma insult.

  • Halou

    There is nothing else about Hillary for them to get upset about? They’ve already exhausted every other realistic and unrealistic thing to complain about.

  • dcurlee

    Looks like Barbie is still getting his salary. I’m no Twiggy but I’m thinking he needs to be looking into Jenny Craig

    • olandp

      Gluttony is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, it’s in The Bible, but then lying is one of the top ten sins.

      • Tom Furgas

        Please note that none of the Ten Commandments forbid lying as such. The Commandment specifically states “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor”. A particularly egregious form of lying. But it’s OK to tell your wife that the dress she has on doesn’t make her look fat.

        • Mikey

          it’s a trick question!!!
          if you say it doesn’t make her look fat you’re admitting that you think she’s fat and that the dress reduces it through illusion!!
          there IS no correct answer!!

  • Rex

    Just want to take a moment to note that the Mental Health services in our country are excellent and widely available. Some of these people need to check into it.

  • JT

    “Jeebus has a bridge to sell you!”

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    It’s called makeup, dears.

    • Reality.Bites

      And lighting and perhaps hundreds of shots.

      All the difference in the world between a professional portrait and a screen cap from news footage.

  • GayOldLady

    The EXACT photo of an older woman that I’d expect on a book jacket. She looks like herself in a turtle neck, with no color and some touch up. Hillary is 70 years old and I don’t believe she’s had more than a little temporary neck tightening. She looks as good as you can at 70 if you’ve decided against plastic surgery.

    • Chris Baker

      Professional lighting, different hairstyle, makeup, a big smile that I don’t recall seeing, it does make her look a little different.But that’s what professional photography does. Would anyone as famous as HRC use a picture of someone else? Barber, as we know, is a moron.

  • rednekokie

    Looks like Hillary to me — and that’s all that counts.

    And, when it comes to doubles, Mr. Barber could certainly use one — or a bath and a shave.

  • Dave F.
  • Adam King

    Says the asshole whose face looks like someone inflated it with a basketball pump.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • Mark McGovern

    Thank God someone is addressing this travesty of literary book cover backs.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    (rolls eyes) This man probably looks in the mirror and sees George Clooney and has a tantrum about all his pictures.

  • Michael R

    He’d make an OK gimp

  • edrex

    and whose photo do you use for your grindr profile?

  • Jeffg166

    He better fart soon. He looks like he’s going to explode.

  • JoyZeeBoy

    Totally off-topic, but isn’t Bam-Bam looking bearish these days?

    • Bj Lincoln

      He is eating a lot of filler food because he can’t afford fresh veggies anymore. Same reason poor folks get fat.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      More porcine than ursine, I’d say.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Looks like her so what is the problem? She looks good for a woman her age. Lighting and make-up help.

    • Lizard

      To me, it looks like a professional shot that’s a few years old. They probably asked her for a professional shot from her portfolio (all politicians have one for campaign materials and things like that) and she just grabbed one and handed it to them.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    TO quote his nemesis, “at this point, what difference does it make?”

  • Gerry Fisher

    Self-hating gay bear doesn’t understand that working women don’t have time to get all dolled up for professional head shots every damned day, especially when campaigning for president.

  • Dinz6315

    Hey, she looks great. Go, Hillz.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    What does Sebastian Cabot have against Hillary?

  • JAKvirginia

    If it was used (probably), it’s called Photoshop. You’re a Republican and don’t know about Photoshop? Bwahahaha… yeah, right.

  • Uncle Mark

    This just confirms what I already suspected. The man prefers books with pictures to look at because ‘reading is hard.’ Seriously, if he spent as much time reading her book as he spent studying her photo, he’d be own his own personal journey of discovery

  • Uncle Mark

    Matt is clearly like one of those that the Daily Show featured…showing them identical photos of Hillary and asking which one was the body-double.

  • Richard B

    Matt Barber is an old unhealthy looking sourpuss.
    Who would want to listen to or be anything like him?
    There is this old expression that goes “what do you call a person who keeps doing the same thing and expect a different result.”
    That said, why does he bother.

  • Tomcat

    And he looks like ISIS.

  • Bad Tom

    The allegations against Trump amount to actual treason.
    The worst they could come up with against President Obama was wearing a tan suit.
    Now the worst they can come up with against Hillary Clinton is they allege she used a fake photo.

    There is a real difference between the sides.

  • JWC

    People , America.Hillary did not win.Hillary is never running for office again .She is no longer a threat. Quit obsessing. All you are doing now is promoting her book which she is gracious enough to thank you for

    • Ann Kah

      They’re still running against Obama too. The White House is now officially called “The Palace of Lost Causes and Broken Promises”.

      • JWC

        Its really sad when so many lies are associated with this administration that the only way they can advance any credibility to them is to repeat them. Repeat repeat renforce repeat

  • Macbill

    How insightful. Yes, people should buy books based on back-flap photos.

  • Snarky

    The right wing nutjob-o-sphere spends so much time marinating in their hate for Clinton that they usually only see photos of her that have been heavily & poorly photoshopped to make her look old, sick, evil, etc. When they see a photo from a different source that’s been professionally photoshopped in the opposite direction (making her look younger with a healthy glow) they can’t understand it.

  • Comixbear

    Do you know why the site is called BarbWire? Because all it is is a bunch of pricks.

  • Ann Kah

    What do they want instead? A picture of Hillary in the debate where Trump kept standing behind her with a menacing glare?

  • John Calendo

    It is a very spooky photo.