Ann Coulter: If Trump Backs Immigration Reform, One Option We Have Is Organizing Death Squads [AUDIO]

“We have made as clear as you can possibly make it, we want less immigration. Stop dumping the third-world on the country. If he continues down this path, well I guess there are three options. There’s the organizing the death squads for the people who ruined America, because there will be no more hope. I guess the other possibility is to – well I don’t think anyone would mind him being impeached. What’s the faction opposing that? And then at least we’ll get Mike Pence. But in terms of saving America, maybe a third party.” – Ann Coulter, speaking on Todd Starnes’ show on Fox News Radio.

  • joeyj1220

    I fucking hate this nasty bitch

  • HZ81

    Ugh, God. She’s so desperate for $$ she’s trolling the racist GOP base, trying to be controversial.

    Boring twat.

  • Butch

    I really wonder if giving her attention is a good thing. She doesn’t believe in anything except her next paycheck. She just says stuff because she wants the spotlight on her and the cheap street hooker clothes won’t do it any more.

    • olandp

      There comes an age when cheap street hooker clothes just make you look desperate.

      • Frostbite

        oh she’s desperate (for attention) no matter what she is or isn’t wearing.

      • boatboy_srq

        Coulter was born desperate.

        • netxtown

          While it’s a bit of a stretch, I s’pose being shit out on a bird stump could be characterized as ‘born’

    • Todd20036

      Fox will give her all the attention she needs for her audience. All Joe is doing is making her aware to people who actually give a shit to watch out for her.

    • netxtown

      There is an immediate and direct relevance between the level of outrage in her screech and her bank account. It is a pattern much like a turd dropping into water and the delayed ripples lapping the sides of the porcelain bowl.

  • Bluto
  • boatboy_srq

    It does make you wonder what the MOTUs said about her ancestors when they first arrived.

    Wasn’t she one of the ones terrified of Obummer’s notorious FEMA camps back in the day? Funny how attractive Final Solutions get when you think you’re not in the population that’s being “solved.”

  • olandp

    Where is a ball gag when you really need one?

  • james1200

    Anybody surprised that it took them this long to start calling for violence? Again, I say to people like Bill Maher who normalize this subhuman trash, she is an actual Nazi. She writes for the white supremacist group Vdare and pulls shit like this all the time.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/neo-nazis-praising-ann-coulter-14-tweet-article-1.2936487

    • boatboy_srq

      Thoroughly gobsmacked.

      Then again, it took Shrub about this long to distract the US from his at-the-time failing pResidency, and his distraction wasn’t even his idea.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      This long? Have you forgot about Trump during the campaign?

      • james1200

        I mean, as shocking as that was, there’s still a huge difference between telling someone to hit someone else and promoting fucking death squads! Like we’re some Banana Republic! We’re America! We’re…oh, right.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          Agreed.

          Although the encouraging beating people up was a candidate for President. She is merely a squawking whore.

          • james1200

            This just reminds me too much of President Duterte in the Phillipines.

    • Tawreos

      Violence is usually their first option, in the past they would make some effort to hide it in a euphemism instead of coming out and saying, but Trump changed all that.

      • james1200

        Well, maybe this kind of thing, and Charlotesville, is what will finally wake this fucking country up.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Bill Maher’s chumminess with AC is really hard to take. And I’m also tired of Joy Behar dismissing AC as simply a comedian.

      • Tawreos

        When is she going to be funny?

        • james1200

          She’s conservative funny. As in she “jokes” about death squads for brown people and killing abortion providers.

          • Steverino

            Nothing quite tickles the funnybone of far-right wingers like murder, mayhem and cruelty to their fellow human beings. Just look at the file photos of nazis gleefully kicking elderly Jews in the streets of nazi Germany.

        • bambinoitaliano

          She is not funny on her own. She is an overused prop in a rundown club.
          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36c4a6fa062c3f68891be515159e3d9c34927855d8facb1dccfbe7c8c33d8c12.jpg

          I better run before Picky Pecker show up.

          • Tawreos

            The resemblance is remarkable.

        • kaydenpat

          And funny looking doesn’t count.

      • james1200

        That’s the problem when you’re friends with someone problematic, you start ignoring all the troublesome shit about them because they amuse you in some way. The problem is, they’re doing that with a fucking Nazi!

      • Ernest Endevor

        They were at Cornell (?) together and fucked for a while.

    • Just Noh

      maher also got kellyanne started. he thinks it’s all “open dialogue” and “comedy.”

  • Tatonka

    Jesus. This is America in 2017. I need a fucking hug.

  • PickyPecker
  • ultragreen

    Most Americans support the Dream Act for immigrants, and they know how to shoot back.

  • Uncle Mark

    So now the hateful attention harlot is calling for death squads as an option to “controlling immigration.” She better hope that no one goes on a murder spree, while quoting her sad, hateful & desperate attempt for attention. On the otherhand, if someone was going on such a spree, he might cite her hate porn as “twisting his influential mind” as an attempt to soften his sentence

    • boatboy_srq

      Anyone who does isn’t her responsibility. She’s an entertainer not a policymaker. Isn’t that Fauxnews’ explanation?

      /s

  • DreadPikathulhu

    Desperate to keep itself relevant. Retirement is going to be so lonely.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Tawreos

      Isn’t that just Ann without the clothes and dye job?

      • Leo Tallant

        Thanks, now I have to go rinse the throw-up out of my mouth! 😉

      • LatrinaDiBucca

        So she DOES slather her genitalia in wet cement. Just as I suspected.

        • Tawreos

          It’s the only thing that will harden near her.

    • olandp

      Any horse that can do that doesn’t need another trick. Alas, Ann doesn’t even have this one.

  • crewman

    There’s the organizing the death squads for the people who ruined America,

    In my view this crosses free speech and careens into advocating terrorism. It wouldn’t be hard to argue that someone who advocates terrorism is themselves a terrorist.

    • boatboy_srq

      It certainly makes her a fascist.

      • Gustav2

        Who did NOT SEE this coming from one of them. They have to ratchet up the rhetoric.

        • CB

          “Who did NOT SEE this coming from one of them.”

          It’s not the first time they’ve incited terrorist violence:

          “Fox News, Daily Caller delete posts encouraging people to drive through protests”

          money.cnn.com/2017/08/15/media/daily-caller-fox-news-video-car-crashing-liberal-protesters/index.html

          The point is an important one. The first amendment does not protect credible threats of violence, and given that the murderous actions encouraged have already resulted in the death of one person, and the wounding of many more, I’d suggest it’s now time for arrests to be made.

          • Gustav2

            They are the Shock Jocks of politics needing to be more and more outrageous to get attention, they are now out of control.

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      • stanhope

        What it makes her that supercedes all is a runt in the new math where R=C

    • Octoberfurst

      It DOES cross the line! Just like when a number of those asshole talk radio hosts—i.e, Michael Savage–kept saying that Obama needed to be taken out of office “by any means necessary.” If that wasn’t advocating assassination I don’t know what was. So now we have Coulter saying that we need death squads like they have in 3rd world countries. And who will make up those “death squads”? Those idiot militia types? Rogue cops? Members of the military? Who? So she thinks having death squads just gunning down people in the streets is swell eh? Fucking bitch.
      And what did “devout Christian” Turd Stains say when she said that? I’m guessing he nodded his empty head in agreement.

      • David Walker

        I’m guessing you’re right about Stains…the marble rolling around in his head was audible.

      • wmforr

        Jesus just called and said he regrets ever starting that damn religion. And I quote: “Roman paganism would have been better.”

      • Randy503

        Just like the Philippines. The police just kill whomever they dislike.

        • douglas

          Not just the police but civilians too. People are settling scores by killing their enemies and leaving a sign around their necks labeling them as drug dealers. No investigation is ever done.

      • douglas

        I invite Man Coulter to visit the Philippines where there are actual deaths quads so she can see how quickly they get out of control and innocent people end up with a bullet to the head and their body dumped in an alleyway.

    • Strange, I suspect her idea of who ruined America and mine don’t coincide in the least. In fact, I’m looking at one of the prime suspects in that ruination, and I admit to having a similar fantasy myself with her ilk on the receiving end of her fantasy.

      • David Walker

        Thank you. I, too, was wondering about that. I guess it will depend on who is impeached. Frankly, I have a no-longer-secret desire to watch as The Truly Religious, the banana republican’ts, Bubba and Sally Jo, lobbyists, and everyone else who in my mind has ruined American are offed, preferably by some painful method. “How about a little fire, Scarecrow” works for me…as long as there’s no water around.

        • Robincho

          “Water, water everywhere,
          And all the boards did shrink.
          Water. water everywhere,
          Nor any drop to drink…”

          — Coleridge, “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”

      • Octoberfurst

        I agree. If I were making a list of people needed to be gotten rid of Ann would be in the top 5 along with Hannity, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh and Scott Lively. Ahh to dream!

        • greenmanTN

          I have about 30 people in my top 5! 😉

    • another_steve

      It’s heinous speech, certainly, but I’m sure the courts would declare it protected speech.

      Americans have the right to express heinous, unpopular views (e.g., “God wants all homosexuals to die”) but not speech that overtly incites violence (“Go out now and kill a homosexual”).

      • On the contrary. I suspect the courts would consider this “incitement to violence,” which is NOT protected.

        • another_steve

          DrRandy – Have you read about, or heard video here on JMG relating to, the LGBT-related comments of certain right-wing monsters here in the U.S. who hold local, state and federal positions?

          If courts held to your understanding of “incitement to violence,” each and every one of them would be in jail by now.

      • Phil2u

        One way or another, she represents a segment of society that needs targeting and gives the rest of us a goal.

      • lymis

        I don’t think it’s protected speech when you call for the death of the President.

    • Bob Conti

      Send her back to Nambia!

      • Gene Perry

        Nambla? Interesting Freudian slip.

        • Bob Conti

          ? Looks to me that I wrote it with an “i,” not “l.”

        • RaygunsGoZap

          I wouldn’t call that interesting. But, it came out of your own subconscious so who are we to judge?

          Pedo.

          • Bob Conti

            Maybe Gene had a reverse Freudian double-sided slip?

          • RaygunsGoZap

            When he can do that backwards in heels, I’ll be impressed.

        • ColdCountry

          Did you miss that yesterday? Trump invented a new African country called Nambia.

    • zhera

      I sure hope SPLC or someone else jumps on this. It is outrageous, even for Coulter, to say something like that. Advocating FOR death squads?

      Being in the Outrageous Statements Business is dangerous. You constantly have to say more and more crazy things in order to get noticed. Coulter is balancing on a very thin edge now.

    • Greg B.

      “The people who ruined America”. So you mean anyone who voted for Trump?

    • kaydenpat

      Straight up terrorism. But she gets away with it.

    • Snarkaholic

      Death squads = Ethnic Cleansing/Genocide…she’s a fucking Nazi.

  • FAEN

    Yeah but WERE the intolerant ones right?

  • Leo Tallant

    OH PLEASE! If there were going to be organized death squads for the people who ruined America YOU would be one of the first in line!

  • JAKvirginia

    Thanks, Annie. Been wondering how to get rid of you. Thanks!

  • LatrinaDiBucca

    The Coulter will be VIPed to the front of the line for “people who ruined America”.

    • JohnJay

      Haha. When I read VIPed… I immediately thought of those commercials for VIPoo.
      (Do you all have those where you are. Last Christmas, there were a lot of commercials to buy it as stocking stuffers for friends).

  • Rob NYNY

    I’m desperate! Look at me! Dammit, I am relevant!

  • billbear1961

    That’s enough–ENOUGH!!

    Someone shut this evil, fucking bitch up!!

    Do you remember the OUTRAGE over Kathy Griffin holding a replica of Trump’s head?!

    There’d better be some OUTRAGE over this EVIL about organizing death squads, God DAMN this fucking BITCH!!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      YOU took the words right outta’ my mouth

  • kareemachan

    Always go to the violence, these repugs.

  • bambinoitaliano

    O/T Speaking of horse. This is supposedly Lena Headey(Queen Cersei Lannister from Game of Throne)’s dad John Headey. Jaw drop!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b535ca0ba9fed940cb7f29d7e90fe6f107d488420203c8921e5cf58a15b2b2e2.jpg

    • Ernest Endevor

      That’s ‘Tex Murdoch’, Colt model, among others. I’m told. By a friend.

      • bambinoitaliano

        I’ll still drop my jaw 😛

      • David Walker

        Yeah. My friend told me the same thing.

    • trouble94114

      Sigh, when I was younger I would have gratefully traded a significant per centage of IQ points to have looked like this man.

      Unfortunately, knowing how to properly use there, their, and they’re in a sentence didn’t help much when it came to getting laid.

  • ultragreen

    I would like to add that the universities and corporate media should stop coddling people like Ann Coulter and these other wannabe fascists by providing them with the attention and audience that they crave. They have nothing worthwhile to say.

  • canoebum

    Perhaps if there fewer death squads in the world, there would not be so many people fleeing to our shores.

  • Renfield

    “There’s the organizing the death squads for the people who ruined America, because there will be no more hope.”

    Does she mean death squads to go after Republicans and the trump administration? I don’t get it.

  • Ann would make a fine leader of a death squad. She’s got the look. She looks dead, that is. Though she’s very animated. Hatred seems to keep her going. Either that, or she has a very good mortician.

  • Gregory Peterson

    Hey…I’m getting old. I want young adults paying taxes and Social Security. Leave the immigrants alone.

  • Lazycrockett

    Well if Kathy Griffin is getting SS meetings then Ann basically calling for the murder of the president should get one also right?

    • billbear1961

      The evil bitch means death squads to go after immigrants.

      She thinks she’s FUNNY!

      • Lazycrockett

        Oh well when I see “ruined america” I automatically think of Drumpf.

  • Ninja0980

    Attention whore says what?

  • PeedeResistance

    Poor little Skeletor. So desperate for sound bites that you’re making terroristic threats now?

  • bambinoitaliano
  • billbear1961

    If this country doesn’t blow up at her for this VILE remark, if she’s not held accountable for this, I’m done worrying about its future–DONE.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Please form a third party for you and the other deplorables. Peel you assholes off of the GOP support base and dilute the influence of both. Do it Ann.

  • The_Wretched

    And there she goes. Calling for or even discussing the utility of death squads is why she must not be put on air. Fox News Radio should delete the segment and never have her back. Call Fox News advertisers and tell them too.

  • Cranky Squirrel

    Look, if we’re going the death squad route, I want in! I have a long list of names. Hint Ann: You’re one of the names.

  • Dagoril

    Wow, she’s even more attention-whorey than usual.

  • Daveed_WOW

    The way your handle Ann Coulter is by disengagement. Those who engage her validate her. CNBC is at fault here.

    • FAEN

      You know it’s all an act. My pal went to school with her brother-doesn’t believe a word of it but it pays the bills.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Even worse.

  • FAEN

    Not a peep from the republicans about Ann Coulter promoting death squads. I’d like to say I’m surprised but I’m really not.

    • Daveed_WOW

      Silence is support. Literally. They support this. They don’t want to alienate their violent, oppressive constituency.

      • FAEN

        Agreed!

    • Cackalaquiano

      We already have a GOP intent on killing health care access, so the death squads exist today on the GOP side of the Senate aisle.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Ms. Coulter. Secret Service. Line 2.

  • David in Tucson

    The people who ruined America? Look in the mirror, sweetie!

  • Nick in Pasadena

    Coulter is a perfect symbol of our morally bankrupt, anything-for-a-buck media. No substance, no real qualifications (she wrote a lot of books–so what?), no insightful observations, just a constant stream of ignorant and demeaning insults and fear-mongering. Yes, she gets people’s attention–so stop giving her the platform to do that.

  • DisqusD37

    She is utterly repugnant.

  • vorpal 😼

    I want deplor-tation (deportation of the deplorables).
    We can start with Ann. I’m sure there’s a nice place in Russia where we can re-home her.

    OT: In happy news, I got my 40th birthday present from my parents today: a Concept 2 rowing machine! The assembly was so simple that even I was able to accomplish it with only minor assistance and not injuring myself horribly, as you can see from the following pic. Apparently, eight screws is something I can handle.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf584dbabe3f93f9248d08a4599483951ad14968571bab5d2b6c99c74f8875f0.jpg

    • FAEN

      That is so cool!

      Is today your birthday btw?

      • vorpal 😼

        Not quite… I still have exactly one week of my thirties left!

        My sweet, wonderful parents are spoiling me this year: they decided to buy me a rowing machine and a much-needed new MacBook (which I will be getting in just a little more than a week as a friend is bringing it back from the US for me so I can save a ton of money and get a US keyboard layout).

        I’m looking forward to 40. The last year has been one of the worst in my life, and finally, things are starting to look up, so I am optimistic that 40 will be much better.

        • Ernest Endevor

          Enjoy your 40s. It’s a good decade, you’re a grown-up but your bits still work.

          • vorpal 😼

            Thanks, Ernest Endevor. The husband and I just did a thorough investigation and all bits seem to be operational!

          • Ernest Endevor

            Good news indeed. Thanks for sharing.

        • OOOOH! ya tricked me into spilling the beans about me being even old fart-y-er than yesterday, while you still have eons of youth left to spend before yours. Have a good ‘un anyhow!

        • FAEN

          I feel better in my 40’s than I did in my 30’s so embrace it hot man.

          OT/getting a MacBook as well. SO excited since I have been sans computer for too long.

          • vorpal 😼

            Sans computer? What are you using for online access? A phone?

            My current computer (which is also my work laptop) got a cracked screen that work hasn’t repaired yet. Since I’m on disability right now, I guess it isn’t a priority, but the crack keeps slowly getting bigger and bigger (and screws up all the pixels vertically and horizontally to it) and now I’m down to about 75% of the screen real estate that’s usable.

            I’m definitely looking forward to having a new personal computer just for me! What model are you getting? I decided to go with a refurb because I and everyone I know has had great experiences with them and it allowed me to get all the features I want (space gray, quad processors, 15 inch display, 16 GB RAM, and 512 GB SSD drive) at a great price range.

            It comes with the new touch bar. I’m still not sure what I think about that… it is kind of a cool feature to have a bar that can be customized for each application instead of the fixed row of function keys at the top of the keyboard, but I’ve had a hard time getting used to it since I now notice that I developed a habit of resting my fingers there when not typing. This wasn’t a problem when it was keys instead of a touch display, but now I’m constantly hitting escape, making pages reload, or activating Siri unintentionally.

          • FAEN

            Yeah I’ve been using my iPhone and an older iPad-time to upgrade.

            I’m also getting a refurbished MacBook. I just refuse to spent 1300 on a computer-on an espresso machine I’d have no issues lol.

          • vorpal 😼

            That would drive me nuts! I can’t stand typing on those tiny little on-screen keyboards, though… it’s so much slower than a regular keyboard and I get frustrated at how my typing cannot keep up with my thoughts.

            I think I ended up saving approx. $800 by getting a refurb. Can’t wait to get my paws on it!

            Ha! Our espresso machine just recently died after years of use… now we use one of the stove-top ones.

            You would love coffee here in Chile: almost everybody drinks instant, and at many restaurants, that’s all they offer! You usually have to specifically ask if you want actual coffee instead of Nescafe.

        • FAEN

          I’m sure you will fucking rock your 40’s 😈.

          • vorpal 😼

            =grins=
            Thanks, amigo! I am looking forward to the challenge!
            Fair warning to all you sexy JMGers: run and hide while you still can!

        • David Walker

          My shrink and I had a talk once, when I was moaning and bitching about being 70 with a body that reminds me of that fact but a brain that cannot quite fathom it. He asked me how old I felt when the legs weren’t killing me and my rotator cuffs rotated. I had to think about it a little and decided the brain is still in my mid-40s. I think that’s when I had it all, as far as I was concerned. The real shit had yet to happen and I was happily living in sin and working a job I enjoyed. So enjoy. There’s much to look forward to.

          • vorpal 😼

            Thanks for the encouragement, David!

            My 30s were definitely an extremely eventful decade with many challenges, but one where I feel that I really developed into the person I am happy to be today. I still surprise myself regularly at the new things I manage to learn about myself, even after nearly four decades.

            It is funny how our perception of ourselves tends to age at a different rate than our bodies. I know I am much different now than I was at 30, but certainly, I don’t feel any older: in fact, if anything, I feel younger than I did then as my health is better and I am much less stressed and anxious as I was then.

    • Statistics Palin
      • vorpal 😼

        The resultant deformities might make her able to pass as human.

        • David Walker

          Shrink her adams apple.

    • FAEN

      Eight screws seems like a good start 😈

      • vorpal 😼

        =grins=
        A good start for the morning.
        I’ll leave the heavy duty equipment erection until after lunch.

        • FAEN

          WOOF!

          Sent you some more mail. Now I have to get back to work. Talk later Sweet V 😉.

          • vorpal 😼

            Mail received and I will reply shortly!
            Have fun with your work, dear FAEN!
            =huggery=

    • bambinoitaliano
      • vorpal 😼

        Ha! Adorable! I love it!
        Thanks, bambinoitaliano. I still have one more week to enjoy my 30s before my actual birthday, but I appreciate the early wishes very much!

    • yes b’y
      • vorpal 😼

        Oh. My!
        That would be a much better present than a rowing machine, and would probably give me a much more satisfying workout as well!

        Thanks, wonderful yes b’y!

        • David Walker

          Certainly more than the 8 screws you mentioned earlier.

    • Clive Johnson

      Happy birthday.

      Cat box-opening assistance is always helpful.

      • vorpal 😼

        Thanks, Clive! I’ve got one more week until the actual day, but I’m looking forward to the big 40.

        No matter what I get, I think that the cats have more fun with the box than I do with the contents of it.

        The hubby just gave me an “early birthday present” a few minutes ago too. 😽

    • james1200
      • vorpal 😼

        Thanks, james1200!
        I still have one week until the actual day, but that’s an early present I wouldn’t mind using as a fitness machine. 😼

    • It’s mine too, my (shudder) 61st. Took a paid day off from work to celebrate.

      • james1200
      • vorpal 😼

        Mine is actually in exactly one week, but I’m looking forward to 40, especially since 39 has been such a terrible year. I’ve been on disability for nearly four months now and am hoping to be able to go back to work soon. I don’t think the hubby and the cats can stand having to put up with me all day for much longer! =grins=

        Happy birthday to you, @freehit:disqus! I hope it’s a great one!

        • Robincho

          I remember the wild, wacky world of quadragenarianism, but I don’t remember it through a Chilean lens. I was down
          in Hawai’i then, assimilating the language and trying to be happy. Your fifth decade impends apace. Make it count! xo

          • vorpal 😼

            Ahhhh! While I am loving living in Chile for the most part, I am hoping to follow in your footsteps and be back in Hawaii within a couple years. Did you tell me whereabouts in Hawaii you lived? I can’t recall. Honolulu? And how well did you learn the language?

            Funny Hawaiian story: when I first came to the Big Island for my interview with my organization, I tried to memorize the directions to get to the main office from my hotel. As you need to tune yourself to appreciate differentiations between Hawaiian words and names since they’re often long and radically different from English, I was looking at the map and thought to myself: “Okay, turn right on the street name that starts with a K and has about 12 letters in it.”

            It didn’t take me long to become hopelessly lost and learn that in Hawaii, nearly all street names begin with a K and have about 12 letters in them.

            Thanks for the well-wishes! =huggeroos!=

          • Robincho

            Hawaiian fluency is mine, my little pretty. Just don’t ask me how to say “telescope”, because Hawaiian has its cultural limits. The best I could come up with would be “thing to gaze through when looking at sky.”

            All Hawaiian street names begin with K, except for the ones that don’t. PLEASE avoid that tired schtick having to do with Kamanawanaleia, followed by ignorant drunken laughter…

            It is the most poetic language on earth, and when you are struck dumb by the awesomeness of what you see when you are seeing things, I can pretty much guarantee you that the Hawaiian word for it will contain only one syllable. They were gazing upward and crossing the vastest oceans when the big strong Vikings thought there were dragons at the end of their puny little maps…

          • Cattleya1

            Hint: most of the long K-names are either ‘Kamehameha’ or ‘Kaapiolani’. Have an extra-special 40th and may you find your way back to the Big Island very soon!

          • vorpal 😼

            Kalanianaole
            Kinoole
            Kanoelehua
            Kfor starters!

            Thanks, Cattleya1!

      • TampaDink

        Happy Birthday! 61 is the new 41.

      • BearEyes

        Happy birthday!

      • David Walker

        I wish you the merriest, the happiest, and the best-celebrated birthday ever! I’m a decade ahead of you next month. I’m taking a wild guess here, but I suspect we have the spirit of this in common:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD46Besygko

        • Phil2u

          OH.. Sniff, sniff. RIP.

        • Snarkaholic

          Too bad her tryst with Sam Handwich had such an unhappy ending.

      • Tor

        Champagne or vodka? Happy BD. My 61st in two months.

      • zhera

        Happy Day to you!!!!!!

      • kaydenpat

        Happy B’Day!! Enjoy your day!

      • fuzzybits

        Happy Birthday! 🎂

    • David Walker

      Happy day, dear Vorpal, you young whippersnapper you.

    • TampaDink

      Happy Birthday! Careful with the rowing exercises.

      • vorpal 😼

        Thanks, TampaDink!

        I have wanted a rowing machine for ages and ages, since I used to use one regularly at my old university and loved it.

        There is a pool here on the diplomatic compound that I use nearly daily, but it gets shut down frequently for maintenance, which is frustrating when it comes to trying to have a regular fitness routine. Having the rowing machine should help with that tremendously!

        • TampaDink

          Alas…to be 40 & fit! Enjoy your exercises….and do have a very Happy 40th next week.

    • BearEyes

      Happy Birthday – 40 is good

      • vorpal 😼

        Thanks BearEyes! One more week until the actual day, but the early wishes are very much appreciated. I am definitely looking forward to 40.

        • BearEyes

          I enjoyed going into 40. Had a house, a man, a dog, a career.
          Life really began.
          May you enjoy your 40’s!

    • grada3784

      I would figure you’d be good when it came to screwing.

      But 40? I’d feel I was robbing the cradle.

      • vorpal 😼

        When it comes to screwing, I usually end up screwed.

    • Tor

      Happy BD, you adorable kitty.

      • vorpal 😼

        Thanks, Tor! Always a pleasure to hear from you.

    • Alex in Idaho

      Rowing machines are kitty rides! Here’s wishing you a ton of good health from here on out! As long as you can handle screws, you’re doing fine.

      • vorpal 😼

        Thank you, Alex! As you probably know from experience, when Crohn’s is flaring, it can be difficult to leave the house some days, so having the rowing machine will give me the means to exercise without the stress of something like jogging.

        Hubby usually handles the heavy work like screwing. 😉

    • zhera

      Oh, vorpal, don’t undersell yourself. You can handle much more than eight screws!

      ;P

      • vorpal 😼

        Ha! Hubby broke out his power tool and provided a ninth not too long ago!

        It’s shaping up to be a good day indeed.
        Hope you are having a great one as well, zhera!

        • zhera

          I approve of your hubby.

    • KCMC
      • vorpal 😼

        If I ever get to try DP outside of my imagination, I’ll let you know.
        =grins=

        • KCMC

          start with 2 small-ish toys…js

    • swimboy

      Eight screws in one day? I’m impressed with your endurance! 🙂

      • vorpal 😼

        Practice, practice, practice!

        I don’t know what’s changed over the last year, but it seems now – after 13 years of marriage – that hubby and I often fornicate more in a single day than we did in an entire year earlier in our marriage.

    • kaydenpat

      Happy B’Day!! And what a gorgeous Kitty.

    • ColdCountry

      Happy Birthday!

    • lymis

      I agree. We should send her back to where she came from.

      But I think that takes holy water and drippy candles and a couple of specialized Roman Catholic priests.

    • greenmanTN
    • Cattleya1

      What a handsome inspector and supervisor you have!

      • vorpal 😼

        He enjoys standing next to me to look better by comparison!

        • Cattleya1

          I’m sure you look just fine… but he is one handsome rascal!

    • fuzzybits

      Happy Birthday! 🎂🎂🎂

      • vorpal 😼

        Thanks lovely FB!

  • Ish

    Well there kind of already are death squads. See your local police department.

  • Taylor

    Attention whore still whoring!

  • hdtex
    • trouble94114

      ewwwwh

  • skyweaver

    I think people are on to you, Ann

  • bambinoitaliano

    This is me waiting for Joe next post so I don’t have to stare at that wretched witch.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c7dca8e64e94460f3faaece4cf5babe8a273819d03bc60f91296da35d0c41e3.gif

    • zhera

      MARU!

  • ByronK

    I think the psychiatrist should give Ann a once-over when they’re finished with the Pharma Douche.

  • dcurlee

    Funny how she was so far up Trumps ass not so long ago. She is just a skanky bitch doing what she does best being a media whore. If she’s so against immigration I’ll happily contribute to he one way ticket outta here.

    • bambinoitaliano

      She is the same opportunist just like the rest. Regardless who is sitting in the White House she will continue to spew garbage to stay relevant to make a buck to pay for that broom she ride around on.

  • Jmdintpa

    She needs to be Mussolinied!

  • Clive Johnson

    So, you can advocate mass murder on television and that’s okay. You’ll be invited back on again and again because we need “balance.”

  • another_steve

    Ann Coulter is personally responsible for 75 percent of male homosexuality in the United States.

    • Tor

      Not mine.

      • another_steve

        Was it Michele Bachmann then?

  • Talisman

    bad troll trolls badly.

  • edrex

    so a savvy media would begin by asking repubs if they agree with coulter, since she’s a de facto spokesperson.

  • JWC

    Ok she has rattled on enuff Does she not realize that merely mentioning “death squads” is enuff impetus for some halfwit knickle dragger to go out and do something. Trump has cranked the fevor up high enuff, it takes little more to enable these twits. Her comment are highly irresponsible

  • “There’s the organizing the death squads for the people who ruined America. . . .”

    Let’s see if I’ve got this right: Ann Coulter, Ms. Conservative, wants death squads to go after conservatives.

    Got it.

    • Tor

      That’s how I read it.

    • David Walker

      I get kind of tired of the continued Hillary/Bernie purity test fight, but it’s refreshing to see this same kind of purity test happening in the pig sty.

  • Elsewhere1010

    See? If you’d voted for the original version of the Affordable Care Act when Obama introduced it, you would already have Death Panels all set up and ready to go.

    She’s Ann “Day-Late-And-A-Dollar-Short” Coulter.

    • David Walker

      She’s playing hockey with a warped puck.

  • Nowhereman

    Why isn’t this woman in prison?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Hi !!
    I’m nuts !
    I say stoopid crazy shit like every fucking day !!

    Right wind media : Awesome! We are always looking for more.

    • David Walker

      I like “right wind media.” Sounds like a fart machine. Or gas bags full of hot air. Good one.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Lol, I guess I will leave my typo

  • netxtown

    ball gag. it’s our only hope….

  • Rex

    What happened in this woman’s life that turned her into such a hateful bitch?
    Some sort of trauma in the stall when she was delivered?

  • Gene Perry

    Poor Ann … she just discovered that she irrelevant and she has books to sell. So, say anything outlandish to get noticed again. Sad.

  • Tor

    She wants Trump to be impeached. Todd must have been shitting his diaper.

    • He’ll have to be punished for messing in his nappy.

  • ChinChin

    Just another Coulter “incendiary” comment designed to get attention, but it further illustrates the casual violence and hate she and other conservatives routinely spread. And she did it on the radio show of alleged Christian Todd Starnes. Conservative hate led to Trump, the alt-right, Charlottesville, and so much more. Coulter’s career long screeds against “liberals” have resulted in nothing but more hate being spread. Coulter is a useless fraud who has accomplished nothing but make people furious. She makes conservatives furious at liberals, and liberals furious at her.

    • David Walker

      Everyone has a role in life, but some are a lot more despicable than most.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • For cripes sake you stupid meat tube! Our country was built on the unwanted from across the globe! Except for your family I suppose…. which would make you a Native American?

    • Joseph Miceli

      *tips hat* “stupid meat tube”

  • KCMC
    • Joseph Miceli

      Ann always is a bit grumpy before her morning baby’s bloo…ahem!…I mean…coffee.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    She so desperately wants to be part of the firing squad. That’s one thing that would make her feel like she’s really alive.

  • Joseph Miceli

    In a just world she’d be done. No DECENT person would have someone who advocates fucking “death squads” on their show, nor would any decent person give their attention to them other than the FBI. Of course, these are Deplorables we are talking about. Death Squads are okay with them, as long as they are FREEDOM Death Squads™ and all the “right people” are dying. (whisper: browns, blacks and fags!)

  • This is the language of incitement to violence not to mention insurrection and rebellion. ‘Death squads’ are a means by which violent regimes commit mass murders and genocide. And this vile harpy says that’s what she wants unless immigration—which is the only reason her ancestors came to America—is stopped.

    This recording & transcript needs to be sent to the producers of every single news outlet where she’s regularly slated to appear. Including Fox News.

  • Jefe5084

    Let’s see…..Saturday is Rapture Day………………….yes, AGAIN! I hope they also have a Horse (s ass) Rapture event and she goes away. Someone install a Rapture Hatch in her horse barn…just in case. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6347d29d9686bfac44da826f21aedcec6a88374351fe91553c7e2382a56108a8.jpg

  • Niblet58

    Is she going to start mouthing off when the homeless families from Puerto Rico start arriving to stay at their state side relatives’ places… you know the US CITIZENS who just lost everything they own?

  • sfjohn

    well since we are All from immigrants I guess skeletor barbie wouldn’t mind being the first in line

  • I wish the media would stop booking her. She makes deliberately inflammatory comments (like repeatedly calling John Edwards a “f*ggot” for no particular reason) just to get attention. That kind of behavior should not be rewarded.

  • Greg B.

    Sounds like a direct threat. I think this means that, in many places, if immigrant sees Ann Coulter approaching, he can legally “stand his ground”.

  • Halou

    The religion of “love”, everybody.

  • bkmn

    Ann thinks she has control of a bunch of people, isn’t that funny?

  • andrew

    Poor Ann has to get crazier and crazier in order to be noticed amid the batshit madness coming from the right.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Tell me again why it’s wrong to wish this creature harm? Please, somebody…anybody?

    • jmax

      Sorry. I can’t think of any reason.

      • Beagle

        I wish her the future that she deserves.

  • wmforr

    …organizing the death squads for the people who ruined America,…
    Does that mean you and Trump will be their targets, Annie?

  • Danny & Andrew

    To follow her logic anyone from European lineage should be shot. We ruined America. It was fine before we landed here and brought disease and then slaughtered the natives as we infested the country.

  • Gianni

    Sounds like Ann’s thread is seriously unraveling from the spool.

  • ColdCountry

    “What you mean WE, white woman?” Lordy, what a nasty piece of work!

  • And here we go again. Ann says something horrible, liberal react, her troglodyte base cheers that liberals are offended, they buy her new book. Repeat ad nauseum.

  • lymis

    “There’s the organizing the death squads for the people who ruined America,:

    That’s a pretty blatant death threat against the President and the heads of the GOP.

    Lock her up.

    • PeterC

      “The people who are ruining this country” are the ones in power. All of the people in this country are immigrants. “They” all came from some where else. The ones closest to being original (the Indians) are not in power.
      “Poor Ann” has no idea what she is talking about.
      Since we are all immigrants, or are descendants of immigrants who is supposed to “know” when is the proper time to close the gates?.
      Too bad they do not follow the creed of helping ALL.

  • KnownDonorDad
  • leastyebejudged

    The fact that she (and many other cons) are so eager to get Pence in there should give everyone pause.

    And if what she says seems radical, the sentiment was one expressed everywhere on social media election night, and mostly deleted by the next morning.

    They were ready to kill.

  • FelineMama

    WOW!!!!!! UGLY INSIDE & OUT!!!

  • Kissmagrits

    Annie bears no allegiance to anyone and that’s the problem. She has to keep ratcheting up the rhetoric so that her publisher won’t fire her bony ass.

  • JCF

    Try to imagine any Obama (or Hillary) supporter advocating “death squads” for ANY reason whatsoever—imagine what the fallout would have been. [Imagine how EVERY Democrat would have been judged for this, no matter HOW MUCH they condemned it.]

  • Adonisus

    Every time she opens her pie hole, I keep hoping that THIS is the one that will finally result in some serious consequences (preferably of the physical kind), Yet every time she walks away relatively unscathed. For love of humanity, SOMEBODY slap this bitch!!!

  • secretlab

    Are there no w̶o̶r̶k̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶s̶ death camps?

  • “There’s the organizing the death squads for the people who ruined America, because there will be no more hope.”

    Really, Ann? The people who are ruining America are on the right wing, and if they are organizing death squads for that purpose, they ought to be called suicide squads. Maybe they should organize themselves like those comet cult people or have a Kool-Aid party and call it “Self-Rapture.”

  • Jimbo Wayne

    Death squads if immigration continues……. Really? Ann is either not serious or not sane. Why anyone wants to listen to this nonsense, much less agree with it, is beyond me. It is not rational thought. It is on the same level as the Westboro Baptist cuckoos. Crazy shit.