Alex Jones: Science Has Proven That The Majority Of Frogs In The United States Are Now Gay [VIDEO]

Alex Jones today doubled-down on one of his most infamous claims, one which has already been turned into countless hilarious memes.

“Proof! Gay frogs are real! Due to clips of me talking about it…they’re admitting that the majority of frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay. They don’t choose females, they go over to the male and then they go and live together.

“And then you read Brave New World, written in 1932, and he SAYS that’s the plan. They’re putting chemicals in the food and water and you look at men and women and you can’t tell what’s what most of the time!”

  • Beto

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    *Turns blue*

    *Breathes*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    *Takes air*

    Ok, that was fun. Now back to work.

  • bkmn

    Has he been getting into Rush’s oxy again?

    • Rocco

      And maybe some shrooms for good measure. Poppers are weekend only. He is not going to end well. Lol…I just hope there’s video! Lol…

  • CanuckDon

    Ribbit…..bitch.

  • Ninja0980

    And people actually take this guy seriously?

    • Mikey

      there are people who believe that a zombie wants you to eat his flesh and become zombies like him and live forever in the sky while his daddy kills everyone while telling them how much he loves them.

  • M Jackson

    Why the hell is he dragging poor Woody into this?

  • Denis
    • Rocco

      Lol

  • Cackalaquiano

    My coworker and I have an β€œoutrageous headline” game we play. I think tomorrow I’m going to win.

  • Rocco

    Alex is excited that this will enhance his chances for a date Saturday night.

    • Tawreos

      Even the animal kingdom knows to stay away from this guy

  • bambinoitaliano

    I’m more concern about what cause the mutation of this blowhard into a ranting lunatic.

  • jerry
  • Lazycrockett
  • Halou
  • Cuberly
    • KevInPDX

      Personal essence?

      • Cuberly

        Yep, it’s from the water!

    • Joe in PA

      That’s Dr Strangelove right? I finally saw that movie about 3 years ago. HILARIOUS.

      • Cuberly

        Yep, and it’s so relevant right now it’s freakin scary as hell.

        • Joe in PA

          It STAYS relevant. I remember thinking that 3 years ago. Amazing.

  • Tatonka

    Whelp. That’s enough internet for me today.

  • Lars Littlefield

    This was foreseen in the 1960s by the immortals.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puy90SDpbmA

    • Phil2u

      He s got rhythm and a PhD….

      I always loved that line

  • Halou
  • Halou

    Will Kermit and Miss Piggy be getting a divorce?

  • JT
    • Halou

      That last one seems interesting. Are the demons just really really old or do we now have time travel?

  • Rocco

    I have noticed that he has that tweaker, lower jaw vibration thingy. That explains a lot. So close to the edge…lol.

  • Reality.Bites

    I simply can’t believe that about frogs.

    Tadpoles yes. They’re basically just giant sperm that don’t need an egg.

    http://sweetclipart.com/multisite/sweetclipart/files/tadpole.png

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Fun Fact: So am I?

    • zhera

      I wonder though, does Alex think that male and female frogs lived together before this chemical/magical/homosexual thing happened?
      And what about the female frogs now? Are they living together as well, or are they stalking the males for some of that delicious sperm?

    • Librarykid

      They are not homosexual, just deformed by chemicals in the water. This is old news and it’s not just frogs; alligators and crocodiles are experiencing sexual mutations, too. What a shame this monster does not live in the water so he could suffer, too.

  • Cuberly

    Do they croak show tunes..er…not?….

    https://i.imgur.com/BWlYoxx.gif

    • jerry

      Only the ones in Michigan…

    • Adam Stevens

      He’s not gay.

      He’s pondsexual.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR
        • David Walker

          They croak with a lisp.

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      • Kissmagrits

        I tend to be pansexual and have a hell of a time dealing with
        housewares departments.

        • yourmomsidol

          Stay away from the food processors. Gets a little messy.

    • Denis

      I had no idea his name is Michigan J Frog…

    • Sashineb
      • Phillip

        Hilarious

      • OMG this is WONDERFUL!!

      • SilasMarner

        The only thing that would make this a better video is if his head actually exploded at the end. πŸ™‚

      • Joseph Miceli

        That should play in every gay dance club on earth

  • TheManicMechanic

    And all those Nazi cuck suckers have a frog as their mascot. A GAY FROG.

  • Adam Stevens

    And so, having nearly exhausted their legal ability to punish their gay children via the law, heterosexual America rightly turns its sights to their next logical target:

    THE FROGS!!!!!

    Yet they continue to wonder how and why their families are falling apart at the seams.

  • FancyThat
  • Pip

    Listening to Alex Jones is like listening to my coke head uncle. It’s all random conspiracy theory stream of consciousness.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Alex, you have it wrong. Most of those frogs watched you on TV, and they just couldn’t bear to reproduce in a world where you exist

    • justme

      To see one of their offspring grow up and act the way you do!!!

      sad…Sad..

  • Now…when he says “frogs.” Is that in the French sense? The amphibian sense? The alt-right sense? There are arguments for two of those…

  • Joe in PA

    I need an award or something…I made it exactly 1:19 in to that mess. Ugh.

    • You do! There was zero way that link was going to get clicked by me. No way, no how.

  • Treant

    The first thing that popped into my head. I am so sorry about this. Forgive me.

    https://youtu.be/bRy5sD_KQoo

  • edrex

    not the frogs, alex. just the tadpoles.

  • Gregory Peterson

    He get’s it wrong, as you could predict, but there is reason to worry about frogs.

    http://www.newsweek.com/female-frogs-estrogen-hermaphrodites-suburban-waste-369553

    Atrazine might be giving them sexual problems as well. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/common-herbicide-turns-male-frogs-into-females/

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    • Cattleya1

      He looks remarkably toad-like…

      • Uncle Mark

        That’s why he’s so worried about the frogs turning gay. First it’s Pepe the Frog, and then he’s next

        • Cattleya1

          Only if he swears to have anything to do with anyone but one of the log-cabin types. Dip him in Atrizine and lock him away with Roy Moore.

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    • I laughed a little too hard at that one.

  • Lakeview Bob

    I’m sorry. I tried to watch this but I cannot look at a mentally deranged man without feeling dirty. I have just had a shower. I don’t need another at the moment.

  • TexasBoy
  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    I’m pretty sure there is a trail of women from his life that seriously considered lesbianism.

  • Jmdintpa

    And I thought the frogs outside croaking were calling for rain. Turns out it was an all out gay frog orgy.

  • infmom

    Guy looks like a frog. I guess that’s his excuse.

  • greenmanTN

    This needs to passed on to the groups/people who use Pepe The Frog as a mascot. I feel sorry for the poor artist who created him, then had to watch as racists and Nazis co-opted it despite the fact the creator is neither of those things.

    This is Flip the Frog, one of many attempts to duplicate the success of Mickey Mouse.

    https://youtu.be/T2Kfma-Bf-E

    • arewemenoramidevo

      And he’s now suing the alt-fighters for copyright infringement.

  • Snarky

    Well, you know what they say in the dating world. You’ve gotta kiss a lot of frogs…

    • grada3784

      I know, I know. But why do I keep getting the toads?

      • Furface

        Maybe it’s time to get your eyeballs calibrated to make sure your prescription is optimal.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Actually, if Jones knew anything about amphibian biology, he would know that frogs can and do change sex in certain situations. Specifically, when a colony of frogs becomes too large to sustain, males will change sex. This phenomenon does not occur much in the U.S. as there is plenty of swamp/water basins to sustain relatively large populations; however, in Africa, it’s more common.

    Fun fact, many biologists now theorize that homosexuality in humans may play a similar role in population control, though obviously not in the spontaneous changing of physical sex.

    https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/24/10/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8492-1406211576-5.gif

  • JWC

    Let’s all smoke what Alex smokes then at least we are all on somewhat the same book if not the same page Alex you dumass

  • Nic Peterson

    Something in the water is turning frogs gay? Better shut down that communist EPA so we can finally take over the world.

  • BearEyes

    that surely explains why the frogs down stream of our stream that runs through our property keep breeding new ones.
    Same with the toads in our yard.

  • justme

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/10284eb57e46825428230265263d23967d0b17c979ad297d84d965d86d163e44.jpg

    SO tell us Alex.. Which of this mass from 1 parent frog will be “gay”
    And which will grow into someone like you???

  • SFBruce

    With Donnie as president, we now have a society in which provocateurs like Jones and Anne Coulter have to say things that are exponentially crazier and crazier in order to get the attention they crave. What a nightmare.

  • Dan M

    John 11:35. Miss Piggy wept

  • Paula

    What????

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    What. A. Schmuck.

  • Elsewhere1010

    In other scientific news, a sheep’s bladder can be used to prevent earthquakes.

    • arewemenoramidevo

      From the same group who discovered that the Earth is banana-shaped?

    • The_Wretched

      Send some to Mexico City. They can use all the help they can get.

  • fuzzybits
  • Ginger Snap

    Shit! Did I miss another meeting in the Big Gay Lobby about frog conversion? I bet the toaster hand outs we’re massive?

  • LovesIrony

    I’ve been to that bar at closing time

  • SammySeattle

    How many will I need to kiss?

    • grada3784

      I thought I was kissing a lot of frogs, but all too many turned out to be toads.

  • Tor

    Is that the same science that has proved climate change is not man-made?

  • grada3784

    So that’s the real reason Disney fired Kermit the Frog.

    Come over to the dark side, Kermit. Miss Piggy isn’t good enough for you. And I want my toaster oven.

  • denbear00

    I used to have a devil of a time finding a gay frog. Now, it just so easy.

  • grada3784

    And just what effect will this have on the French?

  • grada3784

    It’s all probably because the frogs aren’t having church weddings.

    Living in the water and LIVING IN SIN!!!!!!!

  • yourmomsidol

    Funny, the rest of the world can still tell women from women. Does Alex like the mystery? A little curiosity there, Mr Jones?

  • yourmomsidol

    I was bifrogcurious. I ended up with warts.

  • Ann Kah

    Yes, it’s hilarious to contemplate, but that’s the first thing he has ever said that had at least a kernel of truth in it. Due to a suspected presence of female hormones in the water, there seem to be a lot of water-dwelling critters that are not reproducing as well as in the past. No, I don’t have a reference and feel too lazy to look it up right now, but this has been a topic of conversation among zoologists for twenty or thirty years.

    Alex appears to be the last one to get the memo that homosexuality is not uncommon in the animal kingdom.

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  • Greg B.

    I always kind of suspected that Kermit was Bert’s side piece.

  • The_Wretched

    Environmental estrogens are a real problem. “All the frogs are gay” is loony toons.

  • Greg B.

    So exactly what kind of Rainbow Connection was Kermit singing about?

  • The_Wretched

    This is a frog orgy. Please point to the gay ones. The foam is the mixed out put of both male and female frogs, mixed to a light froth.

    http://d3lp4xedbqa8a5.cloudfront.net/s3/digital-cougar-assets/AusGeo/2013/09/11/7694/Chiromantis_xerampelina_african-grey-tree-frog-foam-nest.jpg

  • Robert Adams

    Alex,
    There is no frog sticking anything into another frog during amplexus, so how again are frogs gay? I mean, a bunch of males hanging out together, —– we call that a Sports Bar in these parts.

  • Ken M
  • MBear

    Uh oh. He’s on to us

  • Uncle Mark

    I’m thinking Alex is licking toads again. He’s probably wondering if he’s licked any gay ones recently after encountering some feelings he clearly doesn’t know how to cope with

  • -M-
  • sword

    So do the gay frogs have problems getting a ‘same-sex’ cake with bug frosting from their local bakery?

  • RoFaWh

    Alex Jones is a gay frog.

  • Alex in Idaho

    I haven’t ever listened to him, but he sounds like reincarnation of the Weekly World News, which I used to read for giggles in college.

  • secretlab

    Alex Jones lives in Opposite Land. In reality, repeated exposure to his show turns listeners fabulously gay.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Jones has been testing the potency of Pot again for the cops I see.

  • JAKvirginia

    Explains alot about that Kermit and Miss Piggy relationship, eh?

    • greenmanTN

      Even gay frogs can’t resist a diva!

  • greenmanTN

    When I lived in Houston I had a house that was across the street from Braes Bayou. Literally. There were no houses across the street from me, just a running/biking path and the bayou. We had a swimming pool, which I took care of…. badly. Several times the chlorine got low and the pool would fill up with frogs from the bayou, dozens of them, and masses of frog eggs. So I would get out a 5 gallon bucket, use a skimmer net to fish them out and put them in the bucket, walk them across the street and dump them in the bayou, sometimes making 3 or 4 trips because there were so many. Then I’d shock the hell out of the pool.

    Just thought I’d share… πŸ™‚

  • DaveMiller135

    The proof is the countless little girls who have kissed one, and watched dejected as it didn’t turn into a handsome prince. I can already hear Sally Struthers warming up for her late night ad on the subject.

    • Reality.Bites

      Many, many years ago the defunct magazine Christopher Street used to publish cartoons.

      One showed two young men kissing in front of a dejected young woman, with the caption being, “I told you if you kissed me I’d turn into a handsome prince. I didn’t say I’d like girls.”

    • Gianni

      I think his wife kissed a frog and look what the hell she got.

  • lizdhm

    So THAT’s why all the swamps are gentrifying.

  • Galvestonian

    Can you just see the fabulous ponds and mud holes ringed with twinkle light, yards of neon chiffon and glitz everywhere — so festive. At least the froggy landscape
    will be greatly enhanced.

  • geoffalnutt

    It’s the sequins.

  • wot

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  • rednekokie

    Of course he’s right — that’s why I only have frogs in my fish pond — they are so gay and chirpy — and jump around and splash and act so gay — cute little hussies — but don’t ever try to pet one — you’ll get warts and your finger will become gay — and then – who knows where it will go — hmmm — whatever it touches will become the fruit of the fly.

    Have a pretty day, sweeties — and enjoy sharing your slime.

  • kareemachan

    I think he’s a gay frog…