Trump Praises Nonexistent Nation Of “Nambia” [VIDEO]

The Week reports:

President Trump announced that the nonexistent country of “Nambia” has an increasingly self-sufficient health-care system during a United Nations lunch with African leaders on Wednesday. So far, Trump appears to have failed to impress African leaders — a photo of the Zimbabwean delegation listening to Trump’s U.N. speech on Tuesday went viral and President Robert Mugabe appeared to sleep through the whole thing.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Isn’t it right next to Narnia? A hop, skip and a jump from the Wardrobe?

  • Kelly Lape

    Make American’s proud of our nation again… Impeach the idiot.

  • pch1013

    The delegate from Lower Slobovia could not be reached for comment.

  • Lazycrockett

    Such an embarrassment.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • netxtown

    Is there a GoFundMe page for a US military coup?

    • bandanajack

      i actually think that is the only way out for the US, if the air force is not in charge {christian extremism}

      • netxtown

        Preferable Navy…and leave the Marines to ….well, uh….fulfill my fantasy? Surely they will understand….

        • bandanajack

          i don’t know, i think they go, literally, hand in hand…

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    So far, Trump appears to have failed to impress African leaders…

    Has Trump impressed ANY leaders at the UN?

    • Tawreos

      Russia likes the fact that he keeps dragging the US into further isolation.

      • pch1013

        So does China, which is rapidly becoming the next big imperial power in Africa.

    • Karl Dubhe

      The bad ones. He’s certainly given them something they should be impressed by; legitimacy.

    • Uncle Mark

      Do you think that the shitgibbon really cares about impressing African leaders in the first place? However, you can bet that they will be the first condemned for their icy reception

    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      …meanwhile China takes over the world while we talk about Nambia and white supremacists and wonder if everyone should have healthcare.

  • Cuberly

    He also praised the countries of Africa saying so many of his friends want to go there to get rich.

    Yay colonialism!

    (face palm)

    • Lazycrockett

      and trophies and pelts.

      • Cuberly

        Cheetah jerky!

        • Blackfork

          Isn’t that one of his son’s name, in Nambi?

    • Uncle Mark

      Yes, it’s the favorite travel destination of his crotch-fruit, who delight in compensating for their shriveled “manhood” by killing gawd’s endangered creations. Their only complaint is that they’re not yet allowed to hunt poor people.

      • jerry

        That, and stealing natural resources.

    • Joe in PA

      I’m really surprised he didn’t say something like “the country of Africa”.

      Ala Sarah Palin.

      SMH

      • Cuberly

        It’s probably penned on his tiny hand, countries not country.

      • David Walker

        If we do not learn from the mistakes of others, we must be republicans.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen
    • Phil2u

      Well, if the schu fits….

  • S1AMER

    This isn’t really funny. Not really.

    The buffoon is shaming America before the whole world. Everywhere he goes, everything he says, whatever he tweets, he not merely embarrasses us; he shames us all for allowing him into the White House.

    • Blackfork

      True, but I’m done crying about it. But I’m much happier with every inch Mueller crawls toward his impeachment.

      • Tom Furgas

        Ditto. In any case, most of the rest of the world knows that he did not win the popular vote. He’s not MY president!

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Oh hes just showing the entire world what uneducated, spoiled sloths americans have become

      • Did you see the faces of the U.N assembly – either shock, or a smile just waiting to burst on Trump’s lack of class and ignorance.

    • thatotherjean

      True enough, but the alternatives to laughter are screaming, weeping, or hiding in a corner under a blanket and rocking back and forth while hugging yourself and whimpering. It’s better for your mental health to laugh, while protesting to your Congresscritters and wishing Bob Mueller well. Most of the world has been in this spot, themselves.

    • “I was enjoying this chocolate cake, the best chocolate cake, when the Premier of China told me about the history of North Korea.”

    • pete

      well, many americans are fighting back (e.g., the states). let’s hope the world sees that too.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Nambia is right next to Narbia– in the closet.

  • bkmn
  • Do Something Nice
  • Phil2u

    He meant “Narnia”… great healthcare system there!

  • Treant

    In his case, it could even be NAMBLA. Boy’s obviously compensating for something.

  • Tawreos

    So the leaders of African Nations doesn’t like the guy that can’t say that white supremacists are trash, I’m so shocked.

  • AtticusP

    Of course.

    Nambia.

    And its sister island, Pambia.

    • Treant

      I’ve been to Hankia and its neighbor, Pankia. Nice places. A bit sweaty.

      • AtticusP

        And I hear that the kingdom of Jiggery-Pokery is lovely this time of year.

      • Elsewhere1010

        Visit beautiful Pish-Tush.

        • kareemachan

          And Brigadoon.

        • Snarkaholic

          Right next to Ivanka’s two favorite vacation spots: Hoity, and neighboring Toity.

          • Beagle

            Don’t forget their capitals, Argle and Bargle.

          • Snarkaholic

            And their main streets: Flim and Flam.

  • bambinoitaliano

    The Nazi in chief is negotiating with the African Nations to take all the Black folks in America.

  • FAEN

    Any minute now he’ll insist that Nambia exists and the rest of the world is peddling ‘fake news’.

    Fucking moron.

    • Treant

      Somebody call him on this. I wanna see Sarah Huckabee Sanders double down on Nambia: Fact or Fiction.

      • FAEN

        “The reality is there could be a Nambia that we haven’t found yet so the President is in fact correct.”

        • pch1013

          You just know Sarah Crooked-Face is going to spew those exact words.

          • FAEN

            She is ever so predictable.

        • Greg B.

          “Look, I’m not here to argue with members of the media about whether a country exists or doesn’t exist. The president is focused on making America great again and Americans are suffering under Obamacare. Also Hillary Clinton lost”.

          • Jay George
          • PickyPecker
          • Jay George

            Hi honey! Good to see you too. My puter died and I was without internet for over a week! I was forced to watch television. O_O

          • another_steve

            You were without Pornhub for a week…???

            Ohmigod.

          • Jay George

            Worse. All my friends live inside my computer! 😉

          • FAEN

            I prefer xhamster myself.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Local librul channel 35 is getting out of the broadcast TV business. Sold their license back to the FCC – in the market for bandwidth – for a cool $131 million, so, yay, more bandwidth for telecoms, I mean, er, first responders. Yeah, that’s it. Why do you hate 9/11!?!?!

            We lose: France24, NHK World, Gay USA, and Democracy Now!

          • Jay George

            So another crash and burn just like Air America. 🙁

          • Lumpy Gaga

            They weren’t national, but a local broadcaster, which actually gave them a bit of market muscle given “must carry” rules on cable companies, and digital sub channels. I think they thought they could make a go of it by carrying the three subchannels that they did (NHK, F24 and RussiaToday (I know, I know)), but I guess they could no longer make it work.

            I have to hand it to them. Unlike the other “community television” channels, they worked hard at keeping their EPG (electronic programming guide) info accurate and up to date. No other college/community channel in Philly does. And certainly, no other carries “Gay USA” and “Democracy Now!”

          • Snarkaholic

            Pecker waving…a fine way to spend an afternoon.

          • FAEN

            BENGHAZI!

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Nambia is where the bowling green masacre occured!
      #neverforget

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
  • bobbyjoe

    Trump also spoke out against the terrorists responsible for the Moldavian massacre.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Y’all! Nambia is the nation that produce the best covfefe.

    • FAEN

      Touché lol.

    • Gustav2

      Organically grown, fair trade, covfefe.

      • bambinoitaliano

        The coffee beans are known in local as Namb nuts short for Nambia nuts. Not to be confuse with the other numbnuts.

      • Taken from Ethiopia where labour is too expensive (for Ivanka) and brought to Nambia.

    • crewman

      I hear Frederick Douglass is doing great things in Nambia.

      • Tom Furgas

        Most people don’t know that Douglass is a Republican, a lot of people don’t know that. He does tremendous work and is just amazing.

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    • Tom Furgas

      Their covfefe is just divine! Goes good with covfefe cake.

    • jarrettbrandon

      Bowling Green has a satellite school there…

    • lizdhm

      Nambia is in danger of being swallowed up by an increasingly bellicose Wakanda.

    • dcurlee

      And they let anyone grab their pussy

    • Dean Cameron

      I prefer to drink Decafefe.

  • e’ville_globeguy

    I’m sure he meant “Namibia”. And he’s probably very concerned about their decades-long shortage of fondue sets.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • zhera

    Honestly, everybody can stumble on words sometimes.

    SOMETIMES. Not every goddamn time you speak into a microphone.

    What the hell does Donnie know about African countries, anyway? This is so insulting and absurd I’m at loss for words.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Yes everybody. With the exclusion of a world leader who occasionally need to make a speech or statement of related subject matter. He has aides who provide and prep him for those information.

    • Ivanka knows that she can get five Ethiopian workers for every Chinese worker, hence, she moved at least one of her factories to Ethiopia.

  • another_steve

    General Kelly showing Trump a map, following that gaff:

    “No, Mr. President. That’s South America, not Africa.”

    • Rebecca Gardner

      No, Mr. President now you’ve gone too far. That’s India.

      • bambinoitaliano

        At some point, he just give up and return his phone and send the shit gibbon his way to tweet something.

      • OdieDenCO

        no mr. president that’s your nose and no I don’t want to see your big booger.

  • Greg B.

    Nambia’s President Frederick Douglass is doing some amazing things with healthcare and is being recognized more and more for it.

    • RoFaWh

      You have caught one of Trump’s verbal habits very accurately: he often sounds like a 1950s radio commentator.

  • MirrorMan

    Breaking News!!! Nambia was invaded by Latveria! Dr. Doom is holding the nation hostage, and only Trump knows how to fix it!

  • Grumpys cats Best Friend

    Where is moose and squirrel?

    • -M-

      Secret mission to Wakanda.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Clearly he meant Narnia.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Nambia? Doesn’t that border Pambia?

    • Phil2u

      Yes….both tiny nations, so intermarriage is common. Their children become Nambipambians.

  • Natty Enquirer

    A shining beacon and bleak contrast to the neighboring nation of Pambia.

  • barrixines
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      OK, this made me snort giggle

      • The Big White House Boolie by Melanie Trump – out soon!

    • Natty Enquirer

      Deal with it, Ice Face.

    • Uncle Mark

      Bitch can just put on her disaster hooker-stilettos and clomp off.

    • boatboy_srq

      Who knew Melania was on a Boolean search.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Let’s not $ her along, now.

        • boatboy_srq

          She definitely needs some %20.

    • Robert Flanagan

      Even Moose and squarel !

    • jmax

      I nearly peed my pants laughing. People in my office are looking at me like I’m crazy.
      Thank you very much.

    • Henry Auvil

      If the US had as much work as that face, we’d have xero unemployment.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Wait until he finds out about Nambia’s more magical neighbour, Narnia.

  • Elsewhere1010

    But the Republic of Zubrowka has the best healthcare system, bar none. Zubrowka is where Nambia went for advice on setting up their HMO’s, COD’s, HBO’s and IBM’s.

  • PickyPecker
    • Jay George

      Hilarious, but I bet it’s accurate.

  • MikeBx2

    He probably meant Narnia. lol

    • Talisman

      As if he’s that literate.

      Or can remember not to poop his pants.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    The Nambia Massacre was as bad as Bowling Green. Many alternative victims. Sad.

  • Greg B.

    At least he didn’t call it Nambla. #littlewins

  • BateWorld/BateShop

    Isn’t Nambia right next to Covefe?

    • Greg B.

      Yes. They’re separated by a big beautiful wall.

      • jmax

        On the shores of the Bigly Sea.

    • boatboy_srq

      Covfefe is Nambia’s chief export.

  • Rocco

    President Doofus, hard at work.

  • Duh-David

    Trumpanzees will note, “he meant Namibia,” and will be unconcerned when he declares war on North Kora.

    • Natty Enquirer
      • Duh-David

        I’ve never seen Downtown Abby, I’m guessing this isn’t the titular Abby, but rather someone named Kora?

    • Halou

      I’m just waiting for him to comment on the situation in the iron age kingdom of Lydia. Something something Obamacare.

    • stuckinthewoods

      frankly, if I played ping pong in North Carolina I’d be concerned about rump bombing me.

    • The_Wretched

      At the rate Trump is going, he’ll order our first strike to hit Seoul “the Korean capital”.

  • MassageBear
    • ETownCanuck

      Trump pretty much did it 40 years ago as well.

  • MikeBx2

    One day. Just one day without embarrassing us.

    • Tawreos

      It is so cute that you still have hope for that.

    • Rex

      Not. Going. To. Happen.

    • thatotherjean

      Nope. None for you! None for us, either.

  • Uncle Mark

    When I first saw that headline without my glasses, I thought it said “Trump Praises Nonexistent Nation of NAMBLA”…and frighteningly was not shocked

    • Dennis McGuire

      That’s what I saw too!

  • Rex

    Nambia – that’s where Junior killed the rare wild fuchsia covfefe to have a dress made for his stepmother.

    • jmax

      Aren’t they endangered?

      • Rex

        Not any more.
        That was the last one.

      • Talisman

        The stepmother certainly is.

    • The_Wretched

      ^perfect

  • Sam_Handwich

    sending yuge thoughts&prayers to the brave Nambian people

  • Ninja0980

    Yet his poll numbers are going up (as many of us knew they would after the hurricanes.)
    Makes you want to puke.

  • Halou

    Someone should trick him into pulling America out of the Sokovia Accords.

    • jmax

      Or the Honda Accords.

      • Rex

        Or the Polish Accordions.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Trump’s clown car, unfortunately, is a Ford Pinto.

        • Natty Enquirer

          Not a Gremlin?

          • madknits

            The most ridiculous car ever! I loved them!

        • jmax

          I pictured him in a Trabant for some reason.

          • Snarkaholic

            I picture him on a bicycle: a Huffy.

        • Halou

          A Peel P50 (look it up) to match his hand size.

        • Cattleya1

          I think it is an orange AMC Gremlin.

  • MassageBear

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Awww. Poor Trumplethinskin.

    • The_Wretched

      NK got nukes under G-dub….

    • -M-

      Humiliated by terrible reviews of his UN speech, Trump blames Obama and the Clintons

      For what, being competent?

      World leaders, and Trump’s own chief of staff, looked on in stunned horror as Trump threatened nuclear war with North Korea, bragged about his electoral college results, and echoed propaganda from Vladimir Putin.

      I think I see the problem.

      • MassageBear

        NK’s nuclear program can be traced back to about 1962, when North Korea committed itself to what it called “all-fortressization”, which was the beginning of the hyper-militarized North Korea of today.[17] In 1963, North Korea asked the Soviet Union for help in developing nuclear weapons, but was refused. The Soviet Union agreed to help North Korea develop a peaceful nuclear energy program, including the training of nuclear scientists. Later, China, after its nuclear tests, similarly rejected North Korean requests for help with developing nuclear weapons.[18]

        Soviet engineers took part in the construction of the Yongbyon Nuclear Scientific Research Center[19] and began construction of an IRT-2000 research reactor in 1963, which became operational in 1965 and was upgraded to 8 MW in 1974.[20] In 1979 North Korea indigenously began to build in Yongbyon a second research reactor, an ore processing plant and a fuel rod fabrication plant.[21]

        North Korea’s nuclear weapons program dates back to the 1980s. Focusing on practical uses of nuclear energy and the completion of a nuclear weapon development system, North Korea began to operate facilities for uranium fabrication and conversion, and conducted high-explosive detonation tests.[17] In 1985 North Korea ratified the NPT but did not include the required safeguards agreement with the IAEA until 1992.[22] In early 1993, while verifying North Korea’s initial declaration, the IAEA concluded that there was strong evidence this declaration was incomplete. When North Korea refused the requested special inspection, the IAEA reported its noncompliance to the UN Security Council. In 1993, North Korea announced its withdrawal from the NPT, but suspended that withdrawal before it took effect.[22]

        Under the 1994 Agreed Framework, the U.S. government agreed to facilitate the supply of two light water reactors to North Korea in exchange for North Korean disarmament.[23][24] Such reactors are considered “more proliferation-resistant than North Korea’s graphite-moderated reactors”,[25] but not “proliferation proof”.[26] Implementation of the Agreed Framework foundered, and in 2002 the Agreed Framework fell apart, with each side blaming the other for its failure. By 2002, Pakistan had admitted that North Korea had gained access to Pakistan’s nuclear technology in the late 1990s.[27]

        Based on evidence from Pakistan, Libya, and multiple confessions from North Korea itself, the United States accused North Korea of noncompliance and halted oil shipments; North Korea later claimed its public confession of guilt had been deliberately misconstrued. By the end of 2002, the Agreed Framework was officially abandoned.
        In 2003, North Korea again announced its withdrawal from the Nuclear Proliferation Treaty.[22] In 2005, it admitted to having nuclear weapons but vowed to close the nuclear program.[28][29]

        On October 9, 2006, North Korea announced it had successfully conducted its first nuclear test. An underground nuclear explosion was detected, its yield was estimated as less than a kiloton, and some radioactive output was detected.[30][31][32] On January 6, 2007, the North Korean government further confirmed that it had nuclear weapons.[33]

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Twitter has me in hysterics!!!! Some times I’m truly thankful for social media.

    https://twitter.com/ElegantGoose/status/910577984364478464

  • Talisman
    • Treant

      It could be measured in Jiffys*.

      * No, seriously, the Jiffy is a time unit.

      • jerry

        The time it takes to make, and eat, a peanut butter sandwich.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          The time it takes to lube.

      • Natty Enquirer

        It has several values. Back in the days of the Commodore computer, it was 1/60 second.

        • Treant

          The one I like is the time for a photon to travel the Planck length; literally, the shortest time period that could possibly have any meaning.

          • Natty Enquirer

            Also known as “walking the Planck.”

          • Treant

            I was pleased to learn about Planck’s Constant. And Mrs. Planck is happy that her husband is constant, too.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • jmax

    Gee, it’s almost like we have a total moron as our President.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Guarantee he couldn’t point to Namibia on a map.

    • AndyinChicago

      No, I read Namabia, too, the first time. He said Nambia.

  • pseudoamericano

    Nambia, Zambia…let’s call the whole thing off

    • jerry

      Nambia is right there on the map next to Zamboni (though Zamboni has a much cooler climate).

  • RNegron

    Maybe he is praising the great nation of Nambla.

  • What? Nambia is too a real place. It’s between Chad and Chuck.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I’m imagining right now the White House staff is having all globes and maps updated before he returns to Washington D.C.

    • Treant

      I dunno, wasn’t Frederick Douglass from Nambia, as well as Sally Hemings?

      • Snarkaholic

        No…we fought a pointless war in Viet Nambia.

    • Clive Johnson

      I’m wondering though how they’re going to get around two major problems: His attention span, and the apparent fact that he likes to see positive portrayals of himself.

  • Richard B

    Donald Trump is a incompetent embarrassment to our great nation, now soiled by the crooked lying con artist.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Yeah, but it’s internet gold!!!!

  • Arrowhead74

    Is the capital Bowling Green?

  • Thorn Spike

    Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders in 3…2…1:

    Obviously, the President misspoke. He clearly meant to say “Narnia.”

    • Natty Enquirer

      I think the President was pretty clear about which country he meant.

      • Gianni

        Yeah, he’s always extremely clear to himself. It’s mud to the rest of us. Ms Huckabee is every bit as good at this as Sean Sphincter was.

  • jmax

    To be fair, Nambia sounds kinda African, doesn’t it?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      So much so, if you add an ‘i’ after the m, you actually get an African country.

      • jmax

        He was close. And for Trump, that’s quite an accomplishment.

        • Mikey

          “close” only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.

          • William

            Switzerland… Swaziland… Whatever.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    This one had me laughing so hard I’m now coughing.

    https://twitter.com/hothouserex/status/910582519506055169

    • KCMC

      niiiiice, Rex!

  • Rex

    I just got an email from the Prince of Nambia and now I’m rich!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    The Nambians were thrilled to finally be acknowledged after no one ever knowing they existed. Their press release was simple and on point.

    (Yeah, I’m bored)

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/910585919106961409

    FYI, their motto is in Swahili…it’s quite telling.

    • Mikey

      kudos.
      I particularly like the High Chancellor’s name 🙂

    • David Gervais

      Google translate renders it as “we are not stupid donkey”. I think It needs a comma in the English version.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Actually, the Swahili on Google translate is shit, but it’s close. It’s “we’re not fools, you ass”

  • Stubenville

    Isn’t that the place you have to go through the wardrobe to get to? No, that’s not it either…

  • TheManicMechanic

    …have maps, like the Iraq…

  • Halou

    When it comes to fictional names, can we change the name of the United States and call it Comradistan? To reference his selling out to Russia, and him apologising to Erdogan for the fact that Erdogan’s thug-bodyguards were held accountable for beating Americans comrades in the streets.

  • paganguy

    Maybe he’s just laying the groundwork for a new charitable drive. The next phase is where they’ll be asking everyone to send their old fondue sets – not the little Sterno cans, but definitely the little long forks, if you have them.

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Gianni

      Thank you. I was certain that I’d never hear anyone more dopey than her.

  • Steverino

    At least he didn’t say Nambla.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Oh dear fake lord, I hadn’t even thought of that.

      • -M-

        Literally literally laughed out loud at it.

    • RoFaWh

      Any minute now…

  • motordog

    Slobovia will not stand for this pandering to the Nambian oppressors.

    • Gianni

      But what about Lower Slobovia?

      • Remember the slaughter at Bowling Green!!!!

    • William

      Elbonia rejects your condemnation of Nambia.

  • BudClark

    Trump is an idiot … but we already knew that …

  • Onement1

    I hear the covfefe beans in Nambia are fantastic.

    • Tom Furgas

      Tremendous and amazing!

  • RoFaWh

    Trump’s muddling of Zambia and Namibia makes me wonder if he is dyslexic. That would explain his general difficulties with reading.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    That didn’t take long. Someone created the @WeAreNambia Twitter account.

    https://twitter.com/WeAreNambia/status/910596284410662914

  • Taylor Bixler

    I am willing to bet he could not remember Rhodesia but was trying to say Namibia
    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jmbwbp/white-colony-in-namibia-773

  • justme

    Should it have been NAMBLA and he got the spelling and pronunciation wrong!!

  • -M-

    Because his staff are too lazy, indifferent and afraid of the man-baby’s temper tantrums to make him read through a speech out loud for them before reading it in public. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • narutomania

    Yes, yes, I’ve heard of that place. Of course I have. It’s over there next to Uzbekibekibekistanstan.

    (cf. Hermain Cain)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZQ50ZXwPyw

  • Ken M

    What’s the shock? His base wanted to bomb Agrabah. Aladdin was relieved when he couldn’t find it on a map. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/poll-finds-41-trump-voters-bomb-aladdin-city-article-1.2470693

  • Prost Seattle

    I read it as Nambla.

  • netxtown

    And now we know why donnie is all aggey-tated.

    From ABC News:

    “Clinton’s book about her stunning loss in 2016 to Donald Trump sold more
    than 300,000 copies in the combined formats of hardcover, e-book and
    audio, Simon & Schuster told The Associated Press on Wednesday. The
    book’s hardcover sales of 168,000 was the highest opening for any
    nonfiction release in five years
    , according to NPD BookScan, which
    tracks around 85 percent of retail print sales. Mark Owen’s “No Easy
    Day,” a 2012 memoir about the killing of Osama bin Laden, sold more than 250,000 copies in its first week.”

  • edrex

    so THAT’S where bowling green is located.

  • trouble94114

    What an ignorant loser. Seriously, the man made it to President of the United State. Just flat out stupid. Wait for the spin on this one… Can’t imagine how he will try to explain this away.

  • JCF

    Drumpf, may I suggest, to stay ahead of Mueller, you seek exile in Nambia?

  • Lars Littlefield

    This morning Trump authorized an $80,000,000 foreign aid package for Nambla, the neighboring country across the river from Nambia. Someone is thinking about the children.

  • Kissmagrits

    Better check spelling Donald…..Are you certain the nation isn’t the one called Nambla?

    • David Walker

      Jared has volunteered to personally go there to research the official spelling. The honorable senator Lindsey Belle yelled, “Back, bitch! I’M going there!” as he pummeled Jared with his purse. I’m sorry, I meant “man bag.”

  • Steven B
  • Rick

    “His affect is that of an infomercial huckster; he traffics in conspiracy theories and racist invective; he is appallingly sexist; he is erratic, secretive, and xenophobic; he expresses admiration for authoritarian rulers, and evinces authoritarian tendencies himself.” – Editors of The Atlantic
    +1,000 for exquisite use of the semicolon.

    • Edmund Allin

      -1,001 for the affect. :p

  • Danieruw

    Didn’t Miss Nambia win that Miss Universe Pageant held in Moscow a few years ago?

    • Gianni

      She probably did but they couldn’t find her to present the sash.

  • Gianni

    His brain is such a wasteland. I’m sure if a scan of it could be reinterpreted as a picture it would look a lot like Dominica after the hurricane.

  • Dean Cameron

    Nambia, a charming Island Nation off the coast of Africa, is noted for its friendly people, exotic Sea Life, and is the World’s largest exporter of Artificial Sweeteners.

    • Homo Erectus

      The Capitol is Covfeefe

  • Wait, wasn’t this the very flesh tube that bitched about Obama’s use of the teleprompter? cheetolini can’t eve manage to look up while reading his speech.

  • J Ascher

    At least he didn’t say Namblia, if you catch my drift.

  • Guffey

    Now I understand – Trump has a secret wardrobe where all these things are happening and it seems to take no time at all. Careful , no one believed Lucy at first either…

  • Jeff Neal

    I think he crossed Zambia and Nambla!

  • greenmanTN

    I prefer to live in Namby-Pambia. Our entire military budget goes to “RUN AWAY!”

    Come back and I will taunt you some more!

    https://media.giphy.com/media/2K3P02wBgpo08/200.gif

  • William Hamilton

    Since Trump has writers and never pens his speeches, I can’t help but wonder if one of the writers isn’t having fun at “the Donald’s” expense.

  • William Hamilton

    I’ve heard that there is a tribe in Nambia called the Fukarewee.

  • SDG

    Hahaha, a cross between Zambia and Namibia?

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  • Gene Perry

    Doesn’t anybody at the WH proofread this stuff?