Lewandowski: If Manafort or Roger Stone Colluded With Russia, I Hope They’re Jailed For The Rest Of Their Lives

The Washington Examiner reports:

Former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski said Tuesday that if Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, or anyone else within the campaign colluded to influence the 2016 election, he hopes they “go to jail for the rest of their lives.”

Lewandowski was responding to reports that Manafort, who became campaign manager after Lewandowski was fired, was wiretapped as part of a federal investigation into Manafort’s dealing with Ukraine. Reports say the surveillance, obtained through a secret Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act warrant, was in effect at a time when Manafort was in communication with President Trump.

“I think if anybody, and I’ve said this, if Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, or Rick Gates or Carter Page, or anybody else attempted to influence the outcome of the U.S. election through any means that’s inappropriate β€” through collusion, coordination, or cooperation β€” I hope they go to jail for the rest of their lives. It’s very simple. Our election process is too serious, our democracy is too important to allow people to try and try and have influence from the outside for their own gain,” Lewandowski said during an event at George Washington University.

  • Do Something Nice

    Translation: Attempting to save his own ass which is tainted by association.

    • popebuck1

      Still, I can’t help but agree with the sentiment.

    • Prost Seattle

      I wouldn’t mind examining his taint. *shrug*

      #HighHairButLowMorals.

      • stanhope

        Low on hair high on shape ( like a peach)

    • Robincho

      His ass is tainted, all right. Also, his taint is assed…

    • stanhope

      His taint was tainted by a super top

    • clay

      Translation: Still pissed that Hope Hicks will only put out for men another generation older than he is.

      • Andymac3

        Hope Hicks, is that what they call Trump supporters yearning for MAGA.

        • clay

          Her name is a bit on the nose.

  • Adam Stevens

    What about Corey, Corey?

  • JCF

    “Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me!”

    https://m.popkey.co/50d3e2/1ZzDj.gif

    • Rebecca Gardner

      That’s Trump during an intelligence briefing.

      • Todd20036

        Not quite. The dog looks more intelligent and the man genuinely likes listening to him

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Except we all know Trump doesn’t ever attend those.

  • Treant

    Mueller: “Next? Mr. Lewandowski? Ah, yes. We have your wire tapping tapes right here, care to tell us something before you’re arrested?”

  • TimCA

    So Corey, does that go for your “president” too?

    Impeach! Remove! Imprison!

  • This reminds me a bit of a classic scenario from game theory, except with sociopaths, which kind of makes it interesting in a depressing, what-the-hell-happened-to-our-country sort of way.

    • popebuck1

      Actually it might be kind of fun once they ALL start pointing fingers at each other, all hoping to save themselves. You just know there’s no such thing as “honor” among this gang of thieves.

      • Bob Conti

        AKA Circular Firing Squad.

        • Steven Jaeger

          I’ll like it more if hair drumpf is in the center.

      • Is it too much to hope that Gorsuch will somehow get wrapped up into this as well? Because if that were to happen then I would really enjoy all of this.

  • Charles M Taylor

    Isn’t this the asshole who struck Michelle Fields? The same asshole for whom Breitbart threw Fields under the bus so they could get cozy with Trump in the White House?

  • Lazycrockett
  • Mike C

    Well, one does want friends in prison……

    • netxtown

      he’s just exercising his choice to be top or bottom….or both.

  • boobert

    Maybe their cell will be near yours.

  • j.martindale

    Despite the sincerity of it all, does it bother me that they are turning on each other? Well, no. Not at all. More of this, please.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I’m still counting on that tweet from earlier in the year to come true, “He will die in jail.”

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    So they go to jail, but not slimebags that assault female reporters. Got it.

  • another_steve

    Bruno the Horny in the federal penitentiary (Cell Block 5, Row 12, Cell 8) informs me that if he can’t have Jared, he’ll take Lewandowski.

    Bruno likes ’em weak and scrawny.

  • Halou

    The only problem is that at the speed things are going Trump will have died of age by the time the case even hits a courtroom, much less have a ruling made for or against him. He is 71 years old now and already deteriorating due to the job.

    I think any conviction of Donald Trump will merely be a posthumous note declaring his actions were criminal and that’ll be that, all his ill-gotten gains will have passed on as inheritance and thus be unrecoverable. The damage he has caused, and will cause in the future, to the nation’s reputation both internally and around the world is beyond repair.

    • RoverSerton

      With a bit of luck, (not wishing him ill), posthumus will be within a 6 months. My dream, Pence becomes president but senate won’t allow vp pick. 2018 elections… House goes to Dems, Impeaches pence and selects speaker of the house Hillary as president. Karma baby!

      • Chucktech

        Impeachment is only half the game. Clinton was impeached. The Senate has to convict.

        • RoverSerton

          Oh, they will impeach and convict, but the tea party wont’ allow a vp to be selected till they lose the house…. then, president Hillary.

    • But, what a memory to leave the Trump Klan.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Sounds like someone is backing away. Take them! Take Them! I got nothing to do with this! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e937f71f8f0d548de78dea56ef8451f9f4db25da427bf2b07a52c56ce5ca2f81.gif

  • Uncle Mark

    They’re all such men of honor…plagued with moral heel spurs

  • netxtown

    Corey – you need to thoroughly rinse before you can sound squeaky clean….

    • Uncle Mark

      Preferrably after a long acid bath

  • Rebecca Gardner

    OT but it’s been cheesy 80’s movie day on MGMHD. “Night of the Comet” is on now. Catherine Mary Stewart *swoon*faint*

    • Jmdintpa

      i loved that one!

  • hdtex
  • pch1013

    Angling for a job in the Pence administration already, I see.

  • Tomcat

    Same for you Lewandumbski, same for you.

  • another_steve

    Twenty points to the first person who identifies the connection of this image from the 1959 Twilight Zone episode entitled “The Lonely” to Corey Lewandowski.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b31ed4e2828f76e6a99ee0f1a10c176119a002c57d6d6d63a8ab5d3ed3c8b6f.jpg

    • JohnJay

      I don’t know, but that looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s mask in the movie Queen of Outer Space from 1958.

      • another_steve

        BEEP!

        Wrong.

    • Gianni

      She was a robot brought to be company for a prisoner who was serving his time on a remote asteroid. The prisoner’s name was Corey.

      • another_steve

        Correct!

        The robot, btw, was played by a very young (and even then, very talented) Jean Marsh.

        • Gianni

          What name did he give her? I don’t remember.

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            Alicia

          • another_steve

            Lol.

            You beat me this time!

          • Gianni

            Thanks. πŸ™‚

          • another_steve

            Alicia.

          • Gianni

            That’s it, thanks. πŸ™‚

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      James Corry was the convict (on an asteroid) for whom this robot was to be his mistress.

      • another_steve

        Correct.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Looks like I was second. Do I still get a toaster?

          • another_steve

            That, and love. πŸ˜‰

        • misterjack

          RELEASE THE FEMBOTS!

  • JCF

    OT: hey, Happy New Year to all Jewish JMGers!

    [And in celebration of immigration—which made/makes America (actually) Great.]

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb67b589a739b91f0467aea69a77bf0a204accb27e66ec63f40a0e1ccfa2f54f.jpg

    • JohnJay

      Here are a couple of songs for the occasion.

      https://youtu.be/KgqDXC1tF1c

      https://youtu.be/uPcffro3fQs?t=33s

      (yeah, I had a thing for Helmut Lotti)

    • greenmanTN

      I’m an honorary Jew. When my Jewish ex and I celebrated our 10th anniversary with a party we hired a Klezmer band!

      He tried to get me to convert to Judaism but I said no, though not because of any antipathy toward Judaism. “Wait a minute. I don’t even believe MY shit, but you want me to convert so I can not believe your shit either?”

      • stanhope

        Dear only a Jew can successfully marry another Jew…anything else is doomed

        • greenmanTN

          You might be right, but I still think I should get credit for having attended more Seders than I have Easter dinners! 😁

  • zhera

    What, we’re supposed to believe that he’s completely innocent and knew nothing about no Russian connection and OMG please don’t look into HIS financial crimes?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Fake Jesus on a popsicle stick, this GIF is getting a lot of use today…..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f9e7b9a9323a356539ffb45547c2634b5a636087fdfd6d56e2dcfd99bfb6b6b.gif

  • Halou

    I would ask what is taking so long with this investigation, but the Scott Lively case took more than five years before a judge dismissed it on a technicality. If it was so clear why did it take so long to decide?
    And the Yugoslav war crimes tribunal. A whole seventeen people died of natural causes before their cases went to trial, the most high profile of which was Slobodan Miloőević himself. And even more than 20 years later some of those who were indicted are still yet to be convicted.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • LindaRBoles

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  • Tom Furgas

    Anyone who has ever had any association with Trump in any way always regrets it. Lewandowski will find this out in short order. Good.

  • Fritz Keppler

    Mirror mirror on the wall….

  • safari
    • DoctorDJ

      Wasn’t O’Bama born in Nambia?

  • MikeBx2

    First rule in deflecting attention from your own misdeeds is to pretend to be aghast of the crimes of others.

    • Karl Dubhe

      No. It’s to make sure that what you did unto others you also did to yourself. That way you aren’t a suspect, the ones you didn’t do it to are. πŸ™‚

  • kaydenpat

    We have reached the “throwing each other under the bus” stage already.

  • Ninja0980

    Rats off a sinking ship.

  • Henry Auvil

    I hope when this mess all settles, Lewandowski is right there in the big house showers picking up the bars of soap.

    • TrollopeReader

      he’ll be shoving others around so they drop their own soap so he can gleefully bend over ….

  • boobert

    According to Michael Bloomberg, trump gave him his number to call and he said “no thanks” , lol

    • TrollopeReader

      And Bloomberg actually *is* worth all of his 20+ billion dollars ….

      • Lazycrockett

        and has the balls to talk bout the good the TPP would have done.

        • TrollopeReader

          and can talk confidently about the facts, and little braggadocio ….

  • Greg B.

    Is he really trying to use reverse psychology here?

  • ByronK

    OT – L’Shanah tova umetukah to everyone celebrating this week!

  • Gustav2

    Just a reminder, this has been 8 months of nowhere near normal.

  • William

    Don’t worry Corey, you’ll be the pick of the cell block.

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • stevenj

      The effect of trump and ICE in Calif…..our painting contractor has been delayed 3 times (over 2 weeks) now by the scaffold company. The scaffold company lost several of it’s employees to either ICE or fear. The painting contractor tells me he had 2 crews working at once, now he only has one crew. My mother’s gardener and housecleaner disappeared. Several of the restaurants around the corner have help wanted signs in their windows.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        I hope that none of the employers voted for Dump. If any of them did then they basically voted to bone themselves.

    • Steven Jaeger

      Since November, I often comment “I’m so glad to live in the country of California”. Land of fruits and nuts and I’m so glad to be one of them.

    • fuzzybits

      Hey Rebecca. I’ve watched a few of these brother’s videos and thought of you when I watched this one. Not sure if you’ll dig it or not. Wish I could’ve been on this trip. https://youtu.be/ayU9wgfAqvo

      • Rebecca Gardner

        OMG! The image you have of me is spot on. I may be very deep into biker culture here in the SF Bay area, being in an MC, associating with CA biker clubs like HA, but for me it’s all about the ride.

        I have, not all at once, rode every inch of the PCH from the Mexico border to Eureka, CA. This video stopped at the best places. It really showed the remarkable beauty of riding a bike on PCH. It’s just so beautiful.

        By the way, if you should find yourself in Big Sur and you’re hungry. You really really really need to eat at Nepenthe. It’s worth a visit just for the view. https://www.nepenthe.com/

        I love Big Sur. If I’m not enjoying it on my motorcycle I’m probably in SCUBA gear 60 feet below the waves enjoying even more majestic views.

        https://youtu.be/s03kQ53unlk

        • Lionel Leston

          I worked in Big Sur for a conservation organization back in 2001 and I remember going to zodiac parties at Nepenthe.

        • fuzzybits

          For the longest time I wanted to live in Big Sur.

    • Sporkfighter
  • Blake J Butler
    • JT

      Come over here, cutie, and let me pet your doggie.

    • misterjack

      Manly, yes! And I like it, too! (Old Irish Spring Soap commercial).

    • safari

      Pillage Naked

    • pluky

      oh baby! cute, smart (vet school is harder to get into than med school), and sweet. if i was younger and single. . .

    • Talisman

      Let me guess, he models “on the side”.

  • anne marie in philly

    oh they will be, corey…AND SO WILL YOU!

  • Tiger Quinn

    Cory L, Sudden Patriot.

  • bkmn

    Still bitter about being booted from the campaign, I see.

  • agcons

    So says the future orange jumpsuit wearer.

  • canoebum

    These sound like the words of a person who sang like a canary for Mueller’s prosecutors and Grand Jury. His nest is feathered; time to deflect by pointing at his co-conspirators.

  • Lazycrockett
  • misterjack

    I like it when they come for each other.

  • fuzzybits

    I see he stopped short of donnie being locked up for life.

  • billbear1961

    Yeah, Mr. Threatens-his-neighbours-with-violence, THEY are the only two, just the two of them!

    *rolls eyes*

    • JWC

      Bill I want to try something that you may be of help with. I notice several times you put individual musical selections on here I assume they are from an album Do you get them from You tube and is it hard to do

      • billbear1961

        I look for pieces on YouTube, pieces that I know and like, and am able to find many of them. Sometimes I find something new that I think is really great. It was actually our Max, here on JMG, who introduced me to the CPE Bach flute concerto!

        No, they’re not part of any album, JWC.

        • JWC

          The one is on on You tube by Waldo de los Rios but ther are 12 tunes on the album So can 1 be separated and how do I add it to JMG

          • billbear1961

            You have to be find what you want in a video on its own, OR you can do a “start-at” post.

            Let the video play till it reaches the place you want. Pause it. Click on “SHARE.” Place a check in the “start-at” box. Then copy and paste the link, that will appear in blue above the checked box, onto JMG!

          • Reality.Bites

            Slick the share box and check before you start playing. The number in the link will change, so you can go back and forth in the video if necessary to find the right spot.

          • billbear1961

            They changed it recently–it’s actually more complicated than it used to be.

            Until recently, you could, yourself, just change the time to what you wanted (type it in yourself), then copy and paste the link. You didn’t have to fiddle with the video.

          • JWC

            Thanx Bill will see what l can do tomorrow

          • billbear1961

            I had to make a little edit, JWC!

          • JWC

            No problem

      • billbear1961

        No, it’s usually very easy–just go on YouTube and start searching for what you like.

        There’s a good chance you’ll find it!

        πŸ™‚

      • billbear1961

        If you have trouble remembering what something is called, if you aren’t sure of its name, THEN, it can be difficult, YES!

        πŸ™

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  • Cuberly

    How is this a surprise? Did anyone in that administration ever get along with Lewendowsky the thug, other than donnie?

    Sounds like Lewendowsky is attempting to spike the ball.

    https://twitter.com/LPDah/status/910650516371267584

  • Paula

    Shutup, Corey! Go sit in the corner and wait your turn. Mueller will get to you in turn.

    • JWC

      I think Lewandowski is just as dirty as all the rest Its just a junk yard dogs trick to try and make the others look worse thinking that make you look better

  • SoCalGal20
    • Barry William Teske

      Oh look!
      Melania has her first bully appointment.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      This is the kind of guy who would do revenge porn if you broke up with him and scream “Whore! I didn’t want you anyway” if you turned him down from the get-go.

      • SoCalGal20

        Or just go on a shooting rampage.

      • Hue-Man

        Or spy on and out his room-mate, provoking his suicide. Tyler Clementi died 7 years ago this Friday…

    • licuado de platano

      Fucking nazi would probably rat out Ann Frank.

  • teeveedub

    “… he hopes they ‘go to jail for the rest of their lives.'”

    Is that so he’ll have someone to talk to in the next cell? I swear, when all is said and done, they’re gonna need a paddywagon to carry off all the criminals in this administration.

    • JWC

      they will be needing the BIG bus

  • Talisman

    And your role in all this is?

  • greenmanTN

    I think Nambia is next to Narnia. You get there through a different wardrobe.

  • Barry William Teske

    Define within legal definitions the term β€œthrough any means that’s inappropriate β€” ”.
    Please.

  • LatrinaDiBucca

    Traitors and treasonists should hang, with a bayonet up their ass.

  • rednekokie

    I agree with him — although that would apply to each and every person who worked to get the tRump elected and shoved into office, as well as everyone who lurks around him slithering around the oval office.

  • Nowhereman

    That brings to mind Mike Flynn on the campaign trail, saying that if he had only one tenth of what Hillary had done (?) then he would be in jail. Well I think that he has probably done at least 150% of that, so….LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

    • licuado de platano

      If that rat bastard somehow avoids conviction in the federal court system, he is still subject to military court even though he is retired.

      • Nowhereman

        OOH–what a nice plot twist! I had forgotten that the military was also investigating him.

  • LindaRBoles

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    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $11752 this last four weeks..with-out any doubt it’s the most-comfortable job I have ever done .. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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  • Tawdry D’Tails

    Oh, the clutching of pearls!
    In other words: “I may have done some questionable things, but look at THOSE guys!”

  • kareemachan

    Wow.

    “I done see the error of my ways and jeebus has forgiven me.”

  • justmeeeee

    Ah, but they won’t be, Corey, they won’t be!