Homocon Trashes Obamacare, Posts Money Beg For “Thousands” In Hospital Bills After Car Accident

Arizona-based Twitter user Sassy Gay Republican is relatively popular as homocons go, with 30,000 readers following his prolific attacks on Obamacare, progressive politics, and “lying and corrupt Democrats.” But today he’s rather a laughingstock after posting a GoFundMe to pay his hospital bill after a car accident.

From his money beg:

It all happened so fast & my brain is blocking out a lot of what happened. If you’ve been in a wreck this serious, you know exactly what I mean. Unfortunately, because of this tragedy, I had to be hospitalized & I’ve been prescribed pain killers & muscle relaxers. Additionally, I might need some physical therapy but this ultimately relies on my personal finances.

The hospital was a given, & the bill will likely be in the thousands (they didn’t accept my insurance). My car is completely totaled & I’m a pizza delivery driver. This is my only source of income at the moment & my job is on hold until I can find a way to get another used car, preferably Toyota because my last car was perfectly running at 310k miles.

I’m so desperate right now to keep the positive energy up & pray to God for saving me. There are no more coincidences anymore. Everything happens for a reason, & God puts us through exactly what we can handle. This was a huge test for me & it seriously made my think about how I need to be more aware & careful when I drive. No one is a better teacher than God providing me with experience.

Without believing in Him, I would not be able to hold myself together as I’m trying so hard to do, momentarily. I understand some of you might not be able to contribute, but could you please consider sharing this with someone who might? I need help & I know my Twitter followers & my higher power are always there for me.

  • james1200

    Poor guy! No matter what, he deserves our compassion and understanding right now!

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/survivor1.gif

    • Treant

      “Ew.”
      “Ew.”
      “That’s my fetish!”

      • james1200

        I’m going to send him these instead of cash.

        http://www.lemen.com/dict/N_Bootstraps00094.jpg

        • Reality.Bites
          • james1200

            That’s why you need insurance.

          • Reality.Bites

            Insurance doesn’t cover wear and tear.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            So no hope for your sling, then?

        • Lumpy Gaga

          He can hang on them to keep his legs in the air when he’s in one of those 24/7 sex-cam houses.

          • james1200

            Who the hell is gonna pay for that? He looks like a young Ted Cruz, without the charm.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            HateFuckHouse.com

          • james1200

            My hatefucks are reserved exlusively for Jared Kushner and Paul Ryan. I don’t fuck anything that resembles Ted Cruz.

          • Robincho

            It’s nice to know that SOME standards, at least, are still in place… 😉

          • PickyPecker

            um…..you know about these how?

          • james1200

            He works at one of them.

            Camboys.com/LumpyGagMe

    • RyanInIllinois

      I’m definitely sending him one of those big truckloads of thoughts and prayers…

      • Lumpy Gaga

        HAHA! I’m sending all that plus 1 thought and 1 prayer.

        I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Your generosity has moved me to chip in 3 thoughts & one prayer.

        • RyanInIllinois

          Our thoughts and prayers drive is trending!

        • james1200

          I can’t spare more than two thoughts & prayers right now. The third one has to go to my exhausted butthole (long weekend.)

      • Mike SF

        I would, but I used all mine for Harvey and Irma victims. Sorry, dude.

    • John Ruff

      How do we know he’s telling the truth? He may have had a drunk driving collision and want others to help him get a new car.

      • james1200

        That’s why I’m sending him my thoughts & prayers instead of money.

    • Hank

      I call Dibbs on the Guy!!!!

    • Todd20036

      I’m blowing the hot man out of frame….

    • thatotherjean

      If “compassion and understanding” involves pointing and laughing, I’m in.

  • Treant

    Thoughts and prayers.

    As in, you shoulda thought of this, so now you can pray for a solution. I’m not bailing you out of a mess of your own devising.

    • Reality.Bites

      Oh, the thoughts I’m thinking wouldn’t actually help him.

  • Tawreos

    I’ll take drugs and sex over the kind of love he and his god believe in.

    • DN

      Reminds me of pat Robertson saying that Haiti made a deal with the devil in the 19th century which led to the 2010 earthquake. Well let’s see, pat… Christians were treating Haiti like shit at the time so who the hell else would they have made a deal with? Their own logic isn’t even sensible

  • Denis
    • JCF

      Stealing!

  • Lizard

    “The LGBT culture doesn’t represent me. I preach about God & Love, they preach about Drugs & Sex.”

    Then why don’t you pray for money to cover your hospital bills and get another car? I’m sure He’d be happy to loan you some cash. /s

    • Treant

      Have you ever noticed that God takes money every Sunday, but when you need some, he’s suddenly totally not picking up his phone?

      And you can tell you got shunted to voicemail. It didn’t ring four times, you got tossed on the second.

      Asshole.

      • Lizard

        While we’re bashing, Jesus is that asshole who did you a favor that one time and holds it over your head for the rest of your life. “What, you want to be Player 1? Well what about that time I died for your sins?”

        • Treant

          And always with the “look what I can do!”

          “I changed your water to wine. And I put my blood in it.”
          “My neurologist has me off alcohol, asshole. Also, ew.”

          And never ask him to pass the popcorn. He’ll fill his hand holes and shake them until the bloody kernels spew out onto the carpet.

        • jerry

          Yeah, but he was back by Sunday…so he like gave up his weekend that one time for your sins.

          • Chucktech

            And then, floated up into heaven. I’d hit that deal if it were offered to me!

        • brucej

          “died” ?? He raised from the dead on the third day. Jesus gave his *weekend* for your sins….

      • Helene Logan

        LOL LOL LOL

    • Todd20036

      Put another way, he doesn’t get laid much and he’s bitter

  • RyanInIllinois

    Well bless her heart.

  • JDS

    I would like to say I have sympathy for this twatwaffle. I don’t.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      If he’s looking for sympathy he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

      • JDS

        Love your screen name.

  • Megrim Twist

    In his sassy little thumbnail photo he looks like Ted Cruz.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    Karma’s a bitch.

  • Tawreos

    Where is the motivation for you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps if everyone just goes and helps you pay your bills and get a new car? Suck it up buttercup this is your chance to show us how it is done.

  • The_Wretched

    “God puts us through exactly what we can handle.”

    For his personal amusement? There’s a number of items from guinea worms to rape to cancers and major depression that are just flat suffering.

    • DN

      Every time I see a st Jude poster, I’ll remind myself that bald kids going through chemo aren’t getting any more than they can handle…

      i mean seriously, what kind of jerk thinks like that?

      • Misutaa Roboto

        One that is both dumb and heartless.

  • Tawdry D’Tails

    That poor car…

    • Adam King

      You’ve put your finger on the real tragedy in all this.

  • Buford

    I love how he thanks God for saving him without acknowledging that, if He wanted to, God could have prevented the accident from happening at all.

    Funny how that works…

    • Reality.Bites

      Or at least escaped without injury.

    • friendlynerd

      Or that maybe god sent that accident to make him realize what a twatwaffle he was? I notice they never seem to draw that conclusion, it would require too much introspection.

      • boatboy_srq

        It’s never about the wrong they do.

    • lattebud

      Or maybe god sent him the accident to remind him how Japanese engineers can use science to develop a car that protects the occupants in a high speed crash

      • Buford

        I think God saw the impending crash… read this guy’s bio… and decided to go see what was happening in Mexico instead.

    • zhera

      God’s teaching him a lesson. Or rather, TRYING to teach him a lesson. But sassy homocon there doesn’t want to learn that affordable health care for ALL is a good thing, so he’ll pretend the lesson is that he needs to drive safer. Which obviously he does.

      • Christine

        Driving really well always prevents the drunk from coming over the line in the other direction.

    • prixator

      God was distracted for a second. He is kinda old.

  • Reality.Bites

    A pizza delivery man who votes Republican? He’s actually too stupid for the job.

    • DreadPikathulhu

      He was all set to work his way up to CEO if it weren’t for all of those snowflakes holding him back.

      • Lizard

        I adore your screen name.

    • Todd20036

      I bet he sold a few children in Clinton’s kiddie porn ring.

      • Snarkaholic

        Then diced them up and used them for pizza garnishes.

      • Stogiebear

        I read it on the interboobes, it must be true!

    • BlindBill

      prolly home-schooled

      • Polishmomma

        HEY, i’M A LIBERAL AND HOMESCHOOL. I AM A SECULAR HOMESCHOOLER. WE AREN’T ALL WEIRD.

        • Calm down and stop yelling if it doesn’t fit.

          • Phillip in L.A.

            “If it don’t fit, don’t force it/
            Just relax and let it go.”

            –Kellee Patterson, “If It Don’t Fit (Don’t Force It)”

            https://youtu.be/PucO0w-HU70

    • prixator

      He’s a Russian immigrant (or so he claims).

  • Jamie_Johnson

    This was a huge test for me

    Like a pop quiz? Who needs insurance: a) young people b) old people c) sick people d) everyone.

    Let me guess, he is upset that he got the wrong answer and now has to repeat kindergarten.

  • sfprman

    “Russian immigrant” says it all. The people of the former Soviet Union and Eastern Bloc simply can’t function without scapegoats (jews, gays, liberals, etc.)

    • james1200

      A few years ago, I worked for Russian and Eastern European Jews who left their home countries because of the bigotry against them there. Then they settled in Boston and decided to be bigots, too. I found out that “President Obama” just doesn’t sound right, that they were afraid to send their kids into the city because…I guess the blacks will kill them? Corrupt them? (I wonder what they’d do if they found out their kids were getting coked up, stealing and getting drunk right under their noses.) They were Glenn Beck watching freaks and believers in extreme right-wing nuttery in the liberal oasis that is Brookline. I do not miss knowing them.

      • Adam King

        Their culture went from authoritarian Czars to authoritarian Stalinists to authoritarian Putinist kleptocratic oligarchs. Without a Big Brother their brains just explode.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        What an awful work experience!!

  • Lantor

    Well, the insurance adjuster has an open and shut case. Sounds like he admitted to it being his fault.

    • fkevin

      He did not have insurance for using his auto for business (pizza driver). On top of that, he is disparaging the insurance company for not covering the accident.

  • Do Something Nice

    OT: Shitstorm brewing in Barcelona. The Spanish government is cracking down, saying the vote for independence is unconstitutional. But then they arrested Catalan government officials without warrants, also unconstitutional. So people hit the streets and large ships full of police just docked in the port.

    http://catalannews.com/politics/item/three-boats-for-additional-police-arrive-in-catalonia

    • zhera

      Shitshitshit! What the hell, Spain?!?

    • barrixines

      I was hanging over my balcony with my pan and spoon for the cacerolazo. I can’t believe how foolishly this is being handled.

      • Do Something Nice

        It’s as if the strategy of Rajoy is to convert many to the ‘pro-independent’ side. This is probably not going to play well in the EU.

    • TimCA

      I read it was done by judicial order, ie under warrant.

      https://elpais.com/ccaa/2017/09/20/catalunya/1505885372_273143.html

      • Do Something Nice
        • TimCA

          Things are getting interesting. Thanks for the link.

          • Do Something Nice
          • Do Something Nice
          • TimCA

            I’ve generally found El Pais to be a well respected and reasonably balanced left-center publication.

            An editorial from the Spain Report (from which you cited a different article above) which raises many of my concerns about the Catalan separatist movement and its unconstitutional referendum.

            https://www.thespainreport.com/articles/1133-170919181521-15-days-to-catalan-independence

          • Do Something Nice

            Oh yes. I think as a strategy, the Spanish government should have permitted the referendum. They could have sweetened the pot leading up to the referendum and if the vote was NO, they could have spun it as ‘the people have spoken let’s put this to rest.’ And if the people voted yes, then they could have challenged it in court. What they are doing now appears to have them losing the war of words in social media. The entire situation is so sad.

          • TimCA

            I agree that this smacks of heavy handedness that may very well backfire on the Rajoy government. Many polls have indicated that the proposition would lose if put to a popular vote if there was widespread participation. I think the concerns of the central government strategists is that high non participation rates by residents who view this as an illegitimate exercise would give a win in this irregular election to the separatists which would be translated by them as a public relations victory. Then of course there’s also the question of allowing government resources to be used for what has been judicially ruled by the Constitutional Court as illegal. A very difficult situation all the way around and one that I hope doesn’t further inflame divisions in Spain and particularly within Catalonia.

  • matrem

    Let him fuck off and die from his injuries. I’m showing him the same amount of respect he’s shown others.

  • madknits

    Sending my thoughts and prayers!

  • Gigi

    @stupidgayrepublican — You don’t preach about god and love. You’ve obviously never even opened a bible. You’re the anithesis of everything that Baby Chesus stood for.

  • CB

    “My twitter followers and my higher power are there for me.” What bullshit.
    You stupid git, the whole idea of insurance is that it covers you in case of an eventuality. It’s a bet you freaking hope you lose. I have absolutely no sympathy for this man. But he does underscore that if the senate passes the bill in front of them, more people will be reduced to begging. And not because they’re arrogant twats who equate twitter fame with personal value. They’ll just be screwed. We live in such a wonderful country these days.

    • Lizard

      My nastier side wants to amend a single-payer law to disqualify everyone who bitched and moaned about needed health insurance even though they were healthy/young/whatever, so care goes to the people who would love to have it but can’t afford it.

      I know that’s not how health insurance functions, but my reserves of sympathy are running dry.

      • Todd20036

        My cynical side wants to do the exact thing.
        My nastier side wants to fuck.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          Oh stop it. Your cynical side wants to fuck too.

        • Gerry Fisher

          Hello, Nastier Side!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      They are actually doing this as an amendment, adding to a bill they already passed. The debate on the floor will last exactly 90 seconds.

      #EvilSneakyBastards

    • Buford

      It’s more ominous that that. In his mind, the system works. We don’t need insurance because friends, family, and/or twitter followers will always kick in to pay your expenses if anything happens. See? We don’t need government nor taxes!!!

      Oh… and that single mom with 2 kids, 2 jobs, and no kinfolk to lean on who was just diagnosed with breast cancer? I guess she shoulda planned ahead by starting a blog and picking up some followers.

    • Kruhn

      That is an insightful assessment.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      Did he have to have car insurance for his car–was he forced to?

      • Christine

        Was he wearing a seatbelt?

        • RoverSerton

          My sky diving instruct always said… “Never put a $20 helmet on a $10 head”.

          • boatboy_srq

            How about on a 10¢ head?

          • Daniel Franklin

            My dad always said beware of cheap head…

        • Steverino

          If he is a libertardian, likely not.

          Somebody should remind him that freedom isn’t free.

      • brucej

        In Arizona it’s a legal requirement. That said AZ is a not a no-fault state, meaning all the lawyers are gonna go all feeding frenzy on this accident and grift any actual money he might get in a settlement.

    • boatboy_srq

      Translation: I’m impoverishing dozens of other people to avoid poverty myself, just like Gun-Totin’ Capitalist White Jeebus taught me.

    • Helene Logan

      So perfectly put!

  • TJay229

    https://media.giphy.com/media/jzaZ23z45UxK8/giphy.gif And YES, I’m laughing… So, save your “you should be ashamed “ and” *that’s not right” for someone else. I’m 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 my ass off

  • Lindas1st

    This is a joke right?
    Talk about poetic justice.
    Now he needs to realize that this is all by chance and has zero to do with some invisible bearded gray haired old white man ih the sky.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Oh, my. The Sassy Gay Republican delivers pizzas and doesn’t have anything but junk health insurance?

    Oh, my.

  • Gustav2

    (they didn’t accept my insurance).

    He probably only had liability insurance on the car.

    • Karl Dubhe

      He probably caused the accident. Otherwise, the hospital would know money’s coming from the one who caused it.

      Right? Or are they that barbarous?

      • Gustav2

        The hospital will continue to send him bills until it is paid by the other driver’s insurance or his own car insurance…or not.

        Hospitals don’t bill car insurance companies.

  • John Ruff

    “The hospital was a given, & the bill will likely be in the thousands (they didn’t accept my insurance).”

    So! Submit the bill via a claim form to your insurance, idiot. The hospital will be considered an out-of-network provider.

    But, let’s face it. He’s lying. He just wants his “fans” to buy him a new car.

    Pizza delivery driver! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Typical low-education Repug.

    • Kelly Lape

      He either had insurance or he didn’t. I’m willing to bet he paid the penalty and didn’t have any insurance at all. As for being a pizza driver at least he had a job. I suspect he isn’t qualified to do anything else.

      • John Ruff

        He’s taking jobs away from native-born citizens. Send him back to his homeland, stat!

    • Gustav2

      If he only had liability insurance on the car…and he was at fault.

      • Stogiebear

        Or if he had medical rider on his auto insurance like I did when I had my motorcycle wreck. Insurance agent told me he’d never seen anyone with a 50K rider on their motorcycle insurance. I explained that I knew I didn’t have medical insurance so if something happened on the bike, I’d be covered for at least a few days in hospital . . .

  • Kelly Lape

    I hear there is a mega church in Houston that could help. #AskGodsAccountant

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Russian immigrant.

    Well, there you go. Deport! Deport! Deport!

    • John Ruff

      And worse, a pizza delivery driver. He adds no special skill to our economy.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        He does if you want your pizza with Russian gay sass.

        • John Ruff

          We need more Russian immigrants like we need more Ebola viruses.

        • prixator

          Since he is Republican, by “sassy” he really means “mean”.

      • zhera

        In Russia, the pizza eats you.

        Don’t ask me how. It’s Russia.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          “I’d like a large with pepperoni and krokodil.”

          “OH! And cheesy bread!”

    • Lizard

      Deportation is a no-go. Too white.

  • JWC

    One must always becareful of ones statements and actions Fate has a funny way of waxing your ass You selfish arrogant little shit Get with the program

  • Gigi

    “You know the Republican Party is gonna collapse when the leaders & followers can’t even stand each other cause of all the lies/corruption.” #FixedIt

  • Jay George

    He was obviously damaged before that car accident.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Homocons are born with an extra strand of douche DNA.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I have no doubt he’ll delete it, but for now…..

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/910599650566135808

  • Macbill

    I’m sending thoughts and prayers. That should get you by…

    • John Ruff

      lol

    • Hank

      I’m just sending “Thoughts”!!!…. what “type” is a different matter!
      Mine are based upon what I believe he deserves!!!

    • JaniceInToronto

      I’m sending a 10 kilo bag of dogshit. At least it’s good for something…

      • Snarkaholic

        Yes…a PILLOW!

        • Steverino

          He might have to bite a pillow to get a sizable donation from somebody…

    • vorpal 😼

      Poor delicate conservative snowflake melts as soon as he gets in a widdwe accident.

      Sorry, Republican, but I only donate to winners.

      SAD!

      • Robincho

        And it prolly delivers for Domino’s or Papa John’s, which’d figure…

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          And is against increasing minimum wage and paid sick days.

          • Robincho

            Einstein it ain’t…

        • vorpal 😼

          (Eeep. I kinda like Papa John’s. =ducks=)

          • BearEyes

            duck as you should.

          • vorpal 😼

            I know it’s not GOOD pizza by any means, but sometimes – like my husband says to justify our marriage – you need a trashy fix. 😸

          • BearEyes

            tater tots for us

          • vorpal 😼

            Hell yes to tater tots. Onion rings are probably my biggest weakness.

        • Steverino

          One of those anti-abortion guys whose pizzas look like abortions.

        • Bronxboy47

          I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the contraction “which’d” used in a sentence before, but perhaps, as I approach my seventieth birthday, my memory is failing.

          • fredoandme

            short for which would. right? heard it all my life. i too, though, don’t think i’ve seen it written until now.

            language. something new every day.

          • jixter

            I’ve heard it spoken as “which ud” but haven’t seen it written.
            Consequently, I’m not sure ‘which ud’ be the correct way to spell it.

          • fredoandme

            you made me laugh! out LOUD!

            thanks.

          • Wayne Alan Blood

            I’ve seen it used, but rarely. I’m from the south. Maybe it’s more prevalent there.

          • fredoandme

            i think it’s pronounced according to the region. in the north of the south it’s more which’d, a few feet farther and it becomes which’ud.

            least ways, round here.

            s’all i got.

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          • fredoandme

            goodbye, darlene!

          • ContessaSharra

            written form of which-ud, no doubt…..

          • fredoandme

            we’re beginning to see a consensus.

            progress!

          • JackFknTwist

            Ahhhhh, another ghastly Americanism !

          • Mark

            I’ve heard people from the midwest and south use it before….

          • Rob

            If you hadn’t pointed it out, I wouldn’t’ve noticed. I don’t think I’ve seen “which’d” in writing before, either.

          • Cowticket

            There’s also Which’ya or What’ya..

          • arensb

            I think I’ve seen it before, but I amn’t sure.

          • Rhonda S. Gray

            CLAH!!!!

        • Nerka2

          Don’t insult HONEST working people.

          • Robincho

            I myself am an HONEST working person, and it is never my policy to insult my own.

      • Steverino

        Sissy Gay Republican.

        • CowPowMonly

          Don’t knock sissies

      • keonih1

        where’s bailout mommie & daddy??

    • Andymac3

      I came to say the same because this guy just annoys the fuck out of me, he’s so confused about everything, and anything, and nothing. He probably thinks the his horoscope predicted that he would have that accident on that very month because Saturn’s ring looked like your anus.

      • RaygunsGoZap

        Actually an upper case Q looks more like MY anus

    • Ninja0980

      And if it doesn’t..too damn bad.

    • David

      Yes…thought and prayers…fucktard.

    • margaretpoa

      If he sends me his snail mail address, I’ll send him the world’s tiniest violin.

    • Frostbite

      Don’t forget the spells!

    • Bob Conti
    • SFHarry

      I wish I could up vote you more than once!!!!

    • Uncle Mark

      “I’m sending thoughts and prayers.” That’s already A LOT more than his religious right “allies” will send him. They probably feel that his car accident is gawd’s will for his gayness.

    • kaydenpat

      He believes in God so that should be enough.

    • wds

      I’ll agree w/that … I’m sending thoughts and prayers as well … that should set him up for all he needs … right?

    • Bruce Brown

      Love it

    • keonih1

      thots and prayers?????? hah..he’d laffin your face,..like he wants that after a posting a “fund me page!!! don’t deal with adolescent know-it-alls ofter do ya,..Macbill?

  • CanuckDon

    Unless Sassy Gay Republican is a parody account a la Stephen Colbert, I’m searching for the fuck I wouldn’t give.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      If that was a parody account, I have to say that I, for one, never laughed.

  • zhera

    He’s getting all the thoughts and prayers I can muster.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Me too! It’s the least we can do!

      • zhera

        Literally.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Lol – reminds me of some good “Oatmeal” cartoons.

  • bambinoitaliano

    If this idiot believe in god so much why even bother be treated in the hospital? Why does he even work as a pizza delivery guy? Why need a car? If anyone is going to cite god as the all mighty powerful provider, he and she need zero possession of physical material to survive in this world.

    • Prost Seattle

      Thoughts and Prayers.

    • Adam King
      • RoFaWh

        The flowers are Sisyrinchium bellum. In actuality they are only about ¼” across; quite small.

        • Adam King

          They’re very pretty.

        • They’re a little bigger than that; but they only last a few hours, opening in late morning and shrivelling around 4 pm.

    • Gigi

      Gawd soared his life because he has more pizzas to deliver.

    • Gigi

      Gawd spared his life because he has more pizzas to deliver.

  • Karl Dubhe

    If that’s his car, it looks like he rear ended someone. 🙂

    He’ll be sued by the driver he hit. Poor dear, I guess this is where he changes his political affiliations, right?

    • Lizard

      Apparently three cars were involved. I’m trying to square that with the damage.

      • Kelly Lape

        from the damage in the front, he could have been going fast enough to accordion a middle car and be at fault.

        • Lizard

          True.

          • Gigi

            Why is there no broken glass?

  • Jeff Mitchell

    So she didn’t have auto insurance either? Kind of a dim bulb…no?

    • Lizard

      Pretty sure the accident was her fault.

      • Gigi

        Why is there no broken glass anywhere at the scene of this alleged car crash?

        • Lizard

          We can only see the front of the car, which is a crumple zone on most designs. It’s so broken glass doesn’t injure the driver or passengers further.

          What do you think happened?

    • Lantor

      If he was on the job, I’d imagine the pizza company has some sort of insurance covering him. I had a small medical practice and any employee running an errand was covered in the case of an accident for work.

      • Reality.Bites

        I’d bet anything he’s considered a private contractor being paid per delivery and responsible for all expenses.

        • Lantor

          Well, I would suggest that laws should be changed to protect the drivers and the people on the road with said drivers. But, my guess is, he’d be against that.

  • EdmondWherever

    “my brain is blocking out a lot of what happened”

    Translation: I don’t want to admit that it was my fault.

    • zhera

      “I was blind drunk”

      • prixator

        Probably. He is Russian.

  • Hardy

    Maybe he should ask God to pay his medical expenses.

    • zhera

      He should ask Joel Osteen what he’s doing wrong. According to Joel, God is just waiting for the right ‘signal’ before he showers you money and good fortune. Pray! Pray, fucker!

  • DN

    I’ll say exactly what I said when Thomas Peters (who also opposed the aca) got hurt: i hope he gets well. And i hope he thinks about how important health care is.

    If, like Thomas Peters, he emerges from this the same miserable jerk he is now, I will cease wishing him well. Because after you’ve refused to learn an important lesson, you get no sympathy from me.

    • John Ruff

      I actually felt really bad for Thomas Peters. I used to care for quadriplegics and they live in a Hell that I wouldn’t wish on anyone, but Trumpf and Pruitt, and McConell, and Ryan, and Gomert…

      • DN

        Oh don’t get me wrong – I felt bad for him too! But as he regained mobility, I recall he was first able to move a pinky…. he wrote an essay about how he still hates gays. That’s when i wrote him off

        • John Ruff

          Even after a major loss, some will never learn how to be compassionate. And I thought the guy was Catholic. Nope. He’s just a dick.

    • Reality.Bites

      Took me a minute to figure out who you meant because

      a) he hasn’t been heard from hear in ages

      and

      b) you didn’t call him Little Tommy Peters like you’re supposed to. 😉

      • DN

        Since I’m on my cell it’s a pain to look up Joe’s piece on this but…. crybry visited him in the hospital…. they played chess…. and sorted out how he was going to go on COBRA.

        which means that as soon as little Tommy was useless to them, NOM discarded him.

        that’s the last i remember hearing about him…

    • DN

      … aaaand I just read his twitter feed where it’s all bile, posted within the past hour. In my book, he’s not even willing to self reflect on what’s important in a crisis, so my sympathy lasted all of a half hour.

  • Gigi

    He doesn’t want to pay the health care costs for someone else because he’s young and healthy, but he starts up a GoFundMe page to pay for the medical costs of his alleged car crash? Why should he expect anyone else to pay his way? Whatever happened to personal accountability?

  • Kelly Lape
  • Jonty Coppersmith

    Ask fucking “god” for the money asshole!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    I don’t think Karma is done with him.
    This imbecilic level of hubris is begging for a perfect trifecta of karmic retribution.

  • The Professor

    Karma.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    My car is completely totaled & I’m a pizza delivery driver.

    Yeah, I’d love to help, but I just washed my hair.

    • agcons

      What a coincidence; I just washed mine too (and I can’t do a thing with it).

    • John Ruff

      Guess he needs to switch to being a telemarketer.

      • Steverino

        Or a televangelist.

      • marshlc

        he should have thought about how he’d pay for his car accident when he chose to become a pizza delivery driver rather than a millionaire.

        • brucej

          Well, to be honest, he IS in Arizona. “How do you get the ASU grad off your doorstep? Pay them for the pizza!”

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I actually care. But I just got a new hair cut and am practicing combing it in the opposite direction. It’s important but really Fun too. I guess he will have to wait for now.

    • Scott Carpenter

      I don’t want to sound harsh, but if he’d made some better life choices, he wouldn’t be in this position. He could have bought a car that held up better in an accident. He could have bought a car with auto-braking when it detects an accident about to happen. He could have had some insurance for the hospital. I just don’t feel right about rewarding his bad choices. No thought or prayers for him.

    • RemusL

      I would have responded:

      “Sorry, I’m in a meeting right now.”

    • Christine

      I know several people who could use new cars. Hell, I know someone who needs an effing kidney! Do I help you or do I help one of them? Tough choice.

      • Mike SF

        Pretty easy choice, actually.

    • Todd20036

      Really? I just wax mine….

    • trouble94114

      I’d be happy to lend a hand, but I have to wax the cat tonight.

  • Paula

    You need to pray harder little bro. gawd is awfully busy killing and destroying things with Hurricane Maria. He might not hear you over the noise.

  • Adam Stevens

    Has anything, ever in the history of mankind so perfectly summarized a gay republican?

    • Reality.Bites

      Roy Cohn’s death comes to mind.

  • Bluto
    • John Ruff

      LOL, but that looks staged

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I dunno. The guy thrown off the bridge tried to knock a competitor down. That’s the kind of thing that can set a spectator off if they’re really into it.

    • Kruhn

      That must be in a Spanish-speaking country. It’s 2km from the finish line according to the sign.

    • Todd20036

      Lucky for the cyclist there was water in that ravine…

    • DJ John Bear

      Must be republicans…

  • hdtex
    • Rocco

      Lol…so apt.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    LOL. THIS is actually the Charlottesville driver….

  • Lawerence Collins
    • The_Wretched

      Which is why I roll my eyes when people complain about ‘how would we pay for it.” The question is priorities not capacity to afford.

  • sword

    If you believe enough…miracles happen…pray for a miracle that the hospital will forgive your ‘sin’ of not having health insurance. While you’re at it…pray for world peace and a double chocolate sundae.

  • JoeMyGod
    • agcons

      Christ, what an idiot.

    • Lantor

      How Rand of him. She was from Russia too.

      • And like him she was a big fucking hypocrite who used her married name to sign up for SS and Medicare hoping no one would know.

        • LaChatSayWha

          She also got an excellent free university education through their equivalent of a PhD from the soviet government. But she bitched and moaned that she wasn’t accepted at the very top institutions b/c the government had opened the doors of the academies and universities to the working class, and thus the bourgeoisie had to wait in line with all of the unwashed. Competition is so unfair!

          She really was ahead of her time. She would have fit in perfectly with today’s whiny snowflake republicunts.

          • TCinBerkeley

            It is why Paul Ryan is such a big fan!

          • pch1013

            She is their patron saint.

    • ChrisInKansas

      Meaningful? No, that’s called “being a fucking mooch that can never pay you back”.

    • The_Wretched

      ’cause only people you know need help?
      ’cause everyone has lots of friends and family?

      The point of government is to make sure we have a well ordered society. The accident rate is largely flat and can and should be planned for. I much rather pay a steady but small amount than pick up a large bill episodically.

      • Chucktech

        It’s called “promot[ing] the general welfare.” In 2017, that means providing citizens with, at the very least, basic healthcare.

    • lattebud

      So, he will reimburse for the police to show up, investigate the accident, write the report? And if the fire department showed up too, he better pay them. Otherwise, it is stealing from us.

      • Steverino

        Yep. I bet he likes our socialist highway departments, our socialist fire departments, our socialist military…

        • boatboy_srq

          He seems quite comfy on our socialist streets. At least until he forgets to watch where he’s going.

      • D. J.

        Oh, don’t forget, if you can’t resist the temptation to give him a car, he only accepts Toyotas…

    • Gigi

      Stealing is pretending you were in a car accident, setting up a GoFundMe account, and using the money for you and your GOP sugar daddy to pay for meth, lobster and caviar.

      • Mike SF

        No meth, honey. He’s not one of the “Sex & Drugs” Gays. Remember?

        • trouble94114

          Oxycontin maybe?

    • Paula

      You think we are your friends? The repubs don’t really like you either.

      • Chucktech

        It’s that damn homo thing…

        • prixator

          Yeah, all that “drugs and sex”! (Where’s mine??)

    • ByronK

      Meaningful for who? And dude, it’s just being a fucking mooch because of your arrogance and ignorance. I’m assuming no car insurance either?

    • CanuckDon

      Child…it’s a bit more meaningful (and dependable) to take from what you’ve paid into rather than rely on pity from your family and friends.

    • Buford

      Ever notice how these ‘charity is local’ jagoffs refuse to acknowledge that, if this local church and community model actually worked, there would be no need for the govt-run safety nets they despise so much…?

      • RoFaWh

        Historically, every society has developed ways of dealing with the poor, who are (as the bible says) always with us.

        Often recipients of benefits had to work to receive them; in France, the treadmill was a popular, and much feared, instrument of punishment for the effrontery of needing help in old age or because of poverty.

        Alms houses were another solution to “the problem of the poor.”

        • Buford

          I have no problem with the churches, communities, friends,and families helping the poor instead of the taxpayers… the big question is why they don’t do it, thereby completely eliminating the need for the govt to create and fund a system to do it instead..?

    • Gerry Fisher

      Not everyone has family and friends who can pick them up, you douche. Thing beyond your own little, entitled bubble.

    • Misutaa Roboto

      Using the government as a means of risk pooling for its citizens to protect them from eventualities that they’re all potentially vulnerable to is theft now? I mean that’s basically what a government is supposed to be for. It’s the main function of a government. That’s why we have firefighters, police, disaster relief, etc.

    • Todd20036

      Nice to know he has friends who can cough up $100k for a hospital stay.

      Some of us aren’t so lucky

    • D. J.

      He’s been taken to the wrong hospital. He belongs in the one with the jackets.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    First he says the hospital didn’t accept his insurance, then he says his insurance said they wont cover ?

    Liar.

    • Gustav2

      Did he think his car insurance was enough?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        That actually happened to me. Was T-boned but my policy was capped at only $5,000 for me personally. ( thanks Mr Agent )
        The life flight alone was $12,000.

    • Gigi

      He was at fault, obvs. Probably filming a YouTube video demonstration on how to give the best blowjob (using a carrot) while driving. Sad.

  • Reality.Bites

    Even though they live in Arizona and probably voted for Trump, I would still gladly contribute to a GoFundMe for the people who didn’t get their pizza.

    • Lizard

      God fucking dammit.

    • Treant

      $250 per day, roughly. So it’ll take 60 days to theoretically raise that amount.

      Except that campaigns tend to erode fast. So the final due date is much further out than his bankruptcy hearings.

      Also, it’s trending because we’re all clicking on it. 🙂

      • Lizard

        $1745 divided by 37 contributors is also about $47 a person. Methinks family and friends may have flocked to the campaign.

        • Treant

          And those run dry fast.

          • Lizard

            Indeed.

          • trouble94114

            especially when they all deliver pizzas for the same Pizza Parlor

  • i would not blow this faggot with tRump’s mouth.

    • Gigi

      Ew! 😳

  • lattebud

    I believe any person asking for donations through GoFundMe should be required to have their donations to others published right below their plea

  • PickyPecker
  • Gregory B

    Just keep believing,boy, and your “God” will take care of everything for you.

  • ChrisInKansas

    I wonder what (if any and lying) insurance he had.

  • barrixines
    • darren lyle

      This is, of course, right before the spaghetti dinner scene (“I rarely eat any kind of noodle, but I will have a small portion, just to be polite”) wherein Taffy tosses the spaghetti and Sara Huckabee Sanders kills her. Female Trouble may be the best film ever made.

  • Lazycrockett

    thoughts and prayers.

    • RoverSerton

      I’ll give him the greatest thoughts and prayers ever. He’ll be so sick of the thoughts and prayers he’ll get tired of getting them. Your hospital bill, OTOH is on you.

    • Adam King

      Here’s my thought for him: “Fuck you!” Here’s my prayer: “May you rot in hell!”

  • Keith D Plane

    yea here ya go. FUCK YOU!

  • Tom Furgas

    Well, he says God only puts us through what we can handle. So why is he begging for money for his medical bills? And why did the hospital reject his shitty insurance? And why is he a pizza driver yet he supports the sociopathic billionaires that would crush him like a worm if they cared enough to do it. This guy is an idiot, and so is anyone who sends him money.

    • Tom Furgas

      I didn’t mean to vote for myself. I just wanted to check and see who voted me up.

      • PickyPecker

        It happens. You can reclick on the up arrow and it will remove your own upvote. 🙂

      • Stogiebear

        Then again, sometimes a person’s comment is so spot-on it justifies self-upvoting.

  • lattebud

    I really struggle with Sassy’s statement that a hospital didn’t accept his insurance. The hospital would rather take 50 cents on the dollar from an insurance company than risk not getting paid. Also, I wonder if Sassy thought his auto insurance would cover his injuries?

    • NowAnAgnostic

      My car insurance policy in AZ is liability only. Liability coverage, which is required by state law, provides for bodily injury payments of up to $100K per person, $300K each accident. That would be coverage for myself or the other motorist (s). My coverage is on the high end of available limits.

      Bottom line–his car insurance should have provided some minimal bodily injury payments.

  • Gigi

    First he tweets: “Guys pls pray for me during this rough time. Really didn’t plan on insurance bailing on me. I’ll see what God wants me to do.” Then he starts a GoFundMe page. Guess he got tired of waiting?

    • RyanInIllinois

      Clearly, God told him to start a GoFundMe. God’s busy using hurricanes to punish everybody for homosexuality or whatever. He doesn’t have time to help a gay moron.

      • Gigi

        He’s always been a bit of a prick.

        “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones.” (Numbers 31:17)

        “Slay both man and woman, infant and suckling.” (1 Samuel 15:3)

        “Dash their children, and rip up their women with child.” (2 Kings 8:12)

        “Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled and their wives ravished.” (Isaiah 13:16)

        “They shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.” (Isaiah 13:18)

        “Slay utterly old and young, both maids and little children.” (Ezekiel 9:6)

        “Their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.” (Hosea 13:16)

  • Greg B.

    How does a pizza delivery guy become a prominent voice on the right with tens of thousands of Twitter followers???

    • Bryan

      Bot?

      • David L. Caster

        He’s probably not a real person but the creation of a bot-master. The Russians are getting very good at creating whole communities of bots to spread propaganda and disinformation. The tactic is going to turn into a growth industry. Watch for the GOP and the rest of the RWNJs to get on board as early adopters.

    • Gustav2

      Asshole has its followers.

    • Treant

      He’s better educated and more articulate than most of the Republican Senators???

    • Adam King

      Very, very stupid followers.

    • Lizard

      A choleric and vitriolic outlook.

      • Adam King

        I love a little choler on my pizza, but let’s just have vitriol on your half.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Must be his sassiness.

  • carrolmcc

    Let’s see … pain killers and muscle relaxers … and you might need PT too???!!! Yes, this is definitely a tragedy! Pssshhh! First of all: What a pussy. Secondly: must be some kind of crappy insurance you have. Too bad you didn’t have Obamacare. Thirdly: Grow up. You had a bad fender bender. Welcome to adulting. Finally, fix your own mess. It’s not our responsibility.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Apparently getting help from government is less dignify than begging money from strangers. Mmmmmmmkay. Sounds like those snobbish beggers I encounter that refuses coffee and food but cash only transaction.

  • Kevin Perez

    I have tweeted thoughts and prayers to him and assured him the Jesus will provide the rest.

  • vorpal 😼

    No money, but I’ll be sure to send sassygayrepub a dump truck full of thoughts and prayers to take care of his hospital bills.

    What’s the current exchange rate between one prayer and USD these days?

    • Hue-Man

      About 1.4 femtodollar per prayer.

    • Nowhereman

      5 ruples I think.

    • Tom Furgas

      Exactly $0.

    • ChrisInKansas

      I wouldn’t give you a Canadian penny for a million of em.

      • JWC

        you would first have to find a penny Oh wait no i still have 2

    • JWC

      Hello this day 3 of your C/I did you stay sober hehehe

      • vorpal 😼

        LOL I don’t think it’s legal to!

        I ended up staying in on Monday because I needed some alone time, but yesterday was another impromptu afternoon BBQ party and the wine was flowing like conservative tears during Obama’s inauguration. The evening, like me, was a little fuzzy. 😸

        • JWC

          heheh enjoy take it easy tho we want you well

          • vorpal 😼

            Ha! No worries! I usually limit myself to three glasses of wine a day unless I’m out with friends.

            Alcohol seems to be okay for me for the most part. I had to stop smoking my occasional cigarette a few months back, though, as smoking is the worst thing for Crohn’s.

          • Alex in Idaho

            Lucky you! Alcohol (wine) aggravates my Crohn’s like nothing else! Well, maybe habaneros or such…

          • vorpal 😼

            Ugh… sorry to hear you have to deal with Crohn’s as well. It’s a horrible disease. I hope you have yours under control. I started flaring badly earlier this year after seven years of remission after a double resection and it’s been really bad.

            Alcohol can make things flow, but doesn’t seem to upset things too much. Hot peppers have never been an issue for me. Potatoes seem to be my biggest nemesis right now, as they cause major blockages of excruciating pain.

          • Alex in Idaho

            Oy, that’s disheartening to hear. I’m in year 6 of remission after a resection, and hope I’m not going to flare up again since I’m now retired and in a much lower-stress situation. I started eating a ketogenic diet in early March and have REALLY reduced my inflammation level, so my fingers are crossed. All the best to you tor a quick resolution and many healthy, pain-free years to come!

    • trouble94114

      Nope, not going to waste my priceless thoughts and prayers on this itty bitty piece of quisling dung.

      At best I’m going to point and try and hide my snickering behind my and, more likely, I’m going to be rolling around on the ground pointing at him while laughing so hard, tears roll down my cheeks, and gasping for breath.

      Too harsh?

      • vorpal 😼

        Room for one more?

        • trouble94114

          always.

  • Hank

    If I ran GoFundMe, I would double check to see if this is a Big CON!!!

    • Hank

      I clicked on the link, that JMG posted and this is what I got:
      Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!

  • Mike C
  • Michael

    No offense but it couldn’t happen to a better fag.

  • Happy_Housewife

    Bless his heart. Best wishes for a delayed recovery.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Mark

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

  • Michael

    I don’t know if this list is in order of priorities, but this is what he said the moneybeg will go toward: “Funds will go towards:>Medication>Physical Therapy>Used Car>Medical Bills”

  • Puckfair52

    Like so many immigrants before you when the wolf came to the door they had to peddle their sass,
    Go fund me

  • Nowhereman

    See, this is why you need insurance. Or better yet, universal healthcare. I’m guessing your car isn’t insured, either? I’ve got full coverage on mine. That way if I slide into the ditch on an icy road, I’m covered. Oh, and I see you’re a gay Russian immigrant and think that Trump is a swell guy. Don’t you know that he and his administration are doing their damnedest to roll back LGBT civil rights? No sympathy pal–but I’ve got a lot of useless thoughts and prayers for you. Maybe “god” will buy you a new car. Oh wait–he’s saving up for a Leer jet.

  • safari

    Young, dumb, etc.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I’m more disturb that there are people actually believe in his bullshit. He’s got like $1800 collected. Where are this people I can sell bridges to?

    • Well I’m not sure if that crowd would be all too interested in buying a bridge, but I think they might be more interested in buying a wall….

  • Ernest Endevor

    I will send him all the prayers I have left over from Little Tommy Peters.

  • safari

    He should send in $1144 for a resurrection seed.

    • Hank

      They do not have “666 Pods”???

  • Tomcat

    Too dumb for health insurance and too stupid for good car insurance so it looks like you are FUCKED. LOVING IT.

    • safari

      He said he wasn’t covered because he was on a delivery at the time.

      • Lizard

        That doesn’t make any sense to me. Granted, the laws may be different because I was driving a bus and not my own car, but I was a professional driver. The insurance was dependent on whether you were working in official capacity at the time. If she was on a delivery, her insurance should be valid. (Through work. Now if her work didn’t offer that kind of insurance and she didn’t buy car insurance created specifically for professional use of a personal car, that’s kind of on her.)

        Also…I’m looking at the picture and it looks like a woman with a short haircut. Does anyone know?

  • Alpha 50327

    I hope it makes him destitute. I want a picture of him with a sign that reads ‘Sassy Gay Handjobs for Food’ sitting in a wheelchair that’s missing a wheel in a pile of his own shit.
    If there was justice in the universe that where he will be in a year.

    • Tom Furgas

      Harsh! But fitting.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Lumpy Gaga

      Why yes, Sassy Gay Republican. We do. We DO have to keep fighting.

      Thanks, Sassy Gay Republican!!!

    • Tomcat

      Because trump has been soooooooo nice to LGBT community.

    • Ninja0980

      Yup, in part because of idiots like you who side with the folks wanting to take away all of our rights.

  • JTC

    Life comes at you fast…

  • Rich

    Another irony is he’s probably alive due to regulations in making his car safer than if those regulations didn’t exist.

    • Nowhereman

      Damn that intrusive nanny state!

  • Ernest Endevor

    On the other hand, Wikipedia is making one of their infrequent appeals. This is tough. Send money to the ignorant fuckwad with no sense of personal responsibility or to a site I use constantly for my work and find invaluable? What to do… what to do… what to do…

    • Tom Furgas

      I always support Wikipedia. Second most valuable site on the Internet. After JMG, of course! ;^)

  • Robincho

    Where’s yer sass at NOW, gurl?…

  • Happy_Housewife

    I hope he shopped around and compared prices instead of just settling for the nearest emergency room.

    • Snarkaholic

      How many of them will refuse him treatment for being gay?

  • bambinoitaliano

    As if we need another traitor causing more damage to humanity.
    https://twitter.com/teddyschleifer/status/910554054060761089

    • Nowhereman

      What’s with the hand thing?

      • ByronK

        It looks like they’re acting out a scene from The Miracle Worker.

        • Nowhereman

          It really does!

      • Snarkaholic

        Chump heard there was a two dollar tip (for the parking attendant) in there…

      • bambinoitaliano

        You want to make sure where the little fingers are when sitting that close to a toddler that will grab at anything. Pussies, wallets and such are the shit gibbon favorite things.

    • RyanInIllinois

      I would ask “WHY?” but the answer is always the same now: “Because OMFG TRUMP.”

    • safari

      Is the board debating whether or not to use intelligence?

    • Gustav2

      Yeah, and he thinks there is a problem with the fascist Amazon and fascist Google…but not Facebook.

      Hmmmmm, I wonder why? /s

  • Tomcat

    Can’t he just get his god to provide???????

  • Nowhereman

    I’m guessing the accident was his own fault, too.

    • Snarkaholic

      He was probably checking his Twitter account (hey, it had been Seven Minutes since he last did(!), seeing how many new followers he had…and took his eyes off the street.

  • ultragreen

    If that hospital and its doctors were operating according to strict conservative principles, they would never have admitted him for medical treatment in the first place. Instead, they would have left him for dead at the side of the road because he didn’t have any money or proper insurance to pay for their services.

  • What a piece of shit. How is it possible that an adult in this country doesn’t know what insurance is and how risk pools work? What a fucking idiot. But of course he has his hand out as soon as he needs something. Because that’s what conservative means in 2017: Libertarianism for YOU; Socialism for ME!

    • Hue-Man

      American public education system?

      • Fair point. There’s a reason kids aren’t taught financial literacy in school. Banks would go under if young Americans understood what they are signing with a credit card agreement and did whatever it took to avoid late and other fees. They are not going to allow states to add that to the curriculum and since in the US now it’s completely legal to bribe public officials, there is no way in hell that’s ever going to happen.

  • Tor

    You’re so right, Sassy. Trumpcare would have been there in your time of need.

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes…and promptly hooked your gay ass up to an electroshock therapy machine.

      • Lizard

        That’s Pencecare.

      • grada3784

        I think Uncle Vlad would do a lot more than that.

      • RoFaWh

        I prefer to think of the best machine for inducing a cooperative frame of mind as being, in effect, an automated Fleshlight that keeps right on going after each ejaculation. You are considered a finished product when you can ejaculate ten times in one session. Otherwise you are sent to bed without getting the usual extra scoop of ice cream.

        Pleading you’ll tell all if they just disconnect the goddamned thing is the desired end result.

        /dmms – doesn’t make much sense
        //bimbf – but it might be funny
        ///tsp – to some people

        • UrsusArctos

          Shhh, or the closeted bros will be lining up at the “milking parlor” to get over teh ghey. Strike that. They’ll be putting a “parlor” in most surviving gay bars to encourage gay men to put “classy lady” apps aside and actually haul their ass a public space.

  • JoeMyGod

    In this lengthy YouTube rant, young Alex trashes LGBT “identity politics.”

    “You might as well add P for Pedophile….B for bestiality….”

    He also complains that his 178,000 Tumblr followers began abandoning him when he backed Trump.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgySVkUaWjY

    • safari

      He’s a damaged individual.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        How does he manage to keep the pizzas top side up throughout delivery?

        Or am I assuming too much?

    • Ernest Endevor

      He’s twelve. I’m agog to know all his thoughts.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      He’s so fucking dumb I lasted 90 seconds.

      Let me know how it ends. Or rather….

    • Rocco

      Got to when he started ranting about “them,” or “they” in reference to LGBT folks. I think that’s the problem. It’s “we”. and “us,” you’re in the tribe, girl, whether you want to be, or not. Get.in.therapy.now. So much hurt,anger, &damage. Yikes!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    This guy loves GoFundMe.
    This is his last one -> https://www.gofundme.com/45zy6w0

  • grada3784

    I posted that I’d send him my thoughts and prayers, but no money. I’m not about to reward conservative stupidity and irresponsibility.

    I wonder what sort of welcome he’d get from Uncle Vlad, if he went back to Russia.

    • Jmdintpa

      i did that as well.

  • Rocco

    So tired of queens like this…I’ll cut him a little slack because he’s young, but not much. He’s no Ken Mehlman perhaps, but he has damaged people with his public attacks. As far as I know, Mehlman did not have a public, karmic event of this magnitude. As many have already, more humorously pointed out, this is his chance. I hope he doesn’t waste it. Lots of folks will be watching. I recently met someone just like him…down to slavish devotion to Faux News. Ugh. They were so nasty, so unable to connect the dots, I couldn’t offer much support, or help. I just had to turn away. The last thing I will say is that we are the only minority that has to “find our tribe.” A lot of us don’t do it easily, quickly, or glamorously.….I wish him well, I hope he can heal in all ways that he needs.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Surely the funniest thing I will read today!

  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    Karma.

  • MichaelJ

    I wonder if will learn from the minimal generosity of his followers that is sure to come that right-wingers don’t care about the welfare of other people.

  • JoeMyGod

    If you had a shred of pity for him before…well, here it is.
    https://twitter.com/sassygayrepub/status/907228553346813952

    • ByronK

      Wow, he’s quite a special little piece of garbage, isn’t he.

      • bambinoitaliano

        A budding Milo.

  • Tor

    I find it hard to believe a Republican could be “sassy.” Like conservative “humor,” it’s not funny or sassy, it’s just mean.

  • safari

    He claims god is teaching him a lesson. I’m going to guess he’s going to learn the wrong thing.

    • ultragreen

      I’m guessing he’s not going to learn a single thing.

    • trouble94114

      Hopefully that lesson is not to drive the wrong way down a freeway.

  • Hue-Man

    I hope none of his Repukelican buddies finds out he drives a Toyota. How unAmerikkkan. Oops, used to drive.

    • Tom Furgas

      He wants to get another Toyota. Because the one he was driving had over 300,000 miles and was still running perfectly. Unlike shitty American made cars, right? The irony of his support for Trump and this situation are, of course, totally lost on this dipshit.

  • D. J.

    If his injuries weren’t life threatening the provider could have sent him on his way, untreated. Lives/health can change for the worse in an instant.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Lizard

      Does explain a lot, doesn’t it?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      His father’s also a tedious lecturer with not a lot upstairs.

      I’m shocked.

  • Ninja0980

    How I just send you a nice go fuck yourself card instead?

  • JoeMyGod
    • Lizard

      So he’s an idiot who doesn’t understand DACA. What a shocker.

    • zhera

      Wow. Extra points for Extra Vile! Sassy homocon, I reclaim my thoughts and prayers. You’re not getting even that!

  • darren lyle

    I am really trying to find the words to express how I feel about this. My liberal nature wants to feel compassion for how fucked up in the head / religious brainwashed this child is. The less tolerant of horse-shit side of my nature conjures up scenarios of a serious beat down right on his hospital bed.

  • Tread

    Why do I have a feeling this is bullshit and just a money grab?

    • Tom Furgas

      I think it very likely could be a scam. After all, he is a Trump supporter. We all know how Trump has bankrupted many contractors to make himself rich. Maybe Sassy is just taking a page from his idol.

  • safari
    • Treant

      Trust me, I’m just bitchy.

  • Tom Mears

    The sad thing is there will be people who send him money, maybe even enough to pay his bills. The lesson he will learn is not “gee I should have bought insurance”, but “see, god took care of it, I was right all along that I didn’t need insurance”.

    • Rocco

      I would bet money that you’re right.

  • lattebud

    “The crunch of twisted & bent metal. The squealing of the tar black tires. The shattering of the disfigured glass. It was everywhere. But the worst part, that ear splitting scream” You didn’t break one window on your car. And the bare metal was some of the body panels. You can clearly see the subframe is still intact. And the scream was your own sassy scream.

    “People in these types of accidents don’t typically survive, especially at a whopping highway speed of 65MPH.” In the attached link is a crash test of the same generation Toyota Avalon like yours. See the damage done at 35 mph? You were not going 65 mph. Stop embellishing, er fucking lying.

    http://www.iihs.org/iihs/ratings/vehicle/v/toyota/avalon-4-door-sedan/2001 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ed4253e4c0bdc687261cdfb8c8a22a13cdca79f22d01ef15ee5291f520b591f1.jpg

  • fuzzybits
  • Andymac3

    Why wouldn’t they accept your insurance I wonder. Was it because it only covered 3rd party or do you have one of those pre ACA policies that is only good for toilet paper?

    • ultragreen

      Contrary to his claim, I’m thinking that he probably didn’t have any health insurance because he either refused to apply for Medicaid or he refused to buy health insurance from the ACA exchange. So now he’s stuck with all of these medical bills. Because he is now unemployed, I also suspect he’ll be using some of his GoFundMe money to pay for his food, utilities, and rent, but he won’t admit to that either.

  • netxtown

    From his gofundme page:

    “Funds will go towards:>Medication>Physical Therapy>Used Car>Medical Bills”

    Notice ‘medical bills’ get paid LAST!!??!! The very people who put his sorry ass back together take lowest priority??? And everything before that is “ME! ME! ME!”

    too bad his nasty old gawd didn’t call his busted up ass home.

  • edrex

    ah. your first lesson about the meaning of “insurance.”

  • Gerry Fisher
    • Rocco

      Lol…

  • UrsusArctos

    I’d suggest he use some of that money he saved by not paying insurance premiums. THIS type of moocher is what pisses me off. I’m glad to pay taxes and insurance premiums, which I know are subsidizing people who can’t handle hospital/medical bills because of whatever has them unable to provide for themselves. Someone CHOOSING to not insure themselves is picking my pocket. period. He’s a thief, others are people needing help.
    Sorry for the edit.

  • Ninja0980

    I won’t wish death on someone like this but I sure as hell won’t feel sorry when karma bites them in the ass.

  • edrex

    maybe you can make a call to lindseybelle and she can explain your options.

    • bambinoitaliano

      I’m sure he is looking for a houseboy.

      • Hue-Man

        Luggage lifter.

        • bambinoitaliano

          I do not want to find out what is buried under the luggages.

  • pch1013

    As someone with a perfect driving record, why should I be FORCED to pay for insurance I don’t want and will never need?

  • Lazycrockett

    His tweets aren’t very sassy.

    • Andymac3

      He doesn’t know what sassy means, but he does do good bitch face and drama, oh the fucking drama.

  • safari

    O/T: Now this is something to think about
    https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/910610019644620800

    • Lazycrockett

      Damn you Jina!!

    • Treant

      A tipping point? Naw, it can’t be; global warming doesn’t exist!

      (Actually, it probably isn’t anyway as the conditions this year just happened to all line up perfectly. Call me if we’re in year 3 or 4 of this happening).

      • Ninja0980

        I do think we’ll get more intense hurricanes but the fact is there have been several cat 5 hurricanes that had weakened somewhat (Allen,Mitch,Wilma,Matthew) before they hit land.

        • David L. Caster

          Right, there is a bigger picture to consider here.

          • Ninja0980

            I agree.
            If anything, the attention should be more on how often these storms are becoming 4 or 5’s and not whether they hit land or not.

      • David L. Caster

        That’s the funny thing about chaotic systems, they can transition suddenly and without warning.

        • -M-

          Yes, and with something as noisy as weather you may not know it happened until you’re looking back from the ruined future.

          • David L. Caster

            Exactly. It’s the hindsight that kills you in such events: by the time you see what’s happening it’s too late to avoid the consequences.

    • Hue-Man

      Still too early to talk about global warming.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Too soon. Now is not the time.

    • Pip

      It’s all made up liberal garbage anyway, so why waste our time?

  • JT

    Homoconman: In times of need, give me what I don’t want others to have.

  • ultragreen

    He really totaled his car. Luckily for him, those car safety regulations, like mandatory airbags, that liberals imposed on car manufacturers are probably what saved his life. He’ll never realize nor acknowledge the connection though.

    • Hue-Man

      And safe gas-tanks.

  • narutomania

    Well, you pray (prayed?) to Jeebuzz to save you. No you should pray to him to send you some money. I wonder how long that will take?

  • BlindBill

    I am really enjoying all the fake twitter accounts giving him verbal support – they all seem to have thousands of posts and likes, but only joined twitter within the last year – guess the GOP does not want to bring attention to situations like this, so they got 45 to hook them up with some Russian hack friends

    edit – wait – is sassy’s account also fake – a russian born person living in arizona that just joined twitter feb 2017 – I am betting that if he is a real person, he is not gay – and perhaps he is one of the paid trolls on social media

  • Jmdintpa
  • stevenj

    This guy is a repugnant troll.

  • Tomcat

    I made a lot of bad decisions in my life also. Can I just start a go fund me to pay for my bad decisions so I can just go out and do them all again, please?

  • bambinoitaliano

    As someone who is an atheist why am I subsiding the tax free status of religion institution?

    • Tomcat

      You are being religiously persecuted.

  • Christine

    The car did what it was designed to do — it crumpled in front and left the interior intact. I’m sorry he was hurt, but without those liberal car design regulations, he would be mush. I’m hoping and praying he learns something from this, but I suspect he won’t.

    • RemusL

      ^^^ THIS! And probably the fact that his employer is holding his job for him while he recovers rather than just dumping him for another minimum wage slave.

      • Tomcat

        Yeah, a great job like delivering pizzas, good to be assured they will save that job for him.

    • Helen Damnation™

      Yes, I noticed the “cabin” remained intact. All of his aftercare was pain-killers and muscle relaxers? Do we have an ambulance chaser around here tonite?

    • DJ John Bear

      Go check out his Twitter feed; it is VERY obvious that he hasn’t…

  • David

    It’s called KARMA.

  • Tomcat

    He can have the lint from my belly button and the lint from my scrotum.
    Hope that will help,,, oh yeah and I am throwing in a prayer just for him.

  • Friday

    OK, Dumbass, you missed the connection between “Likely” and “What Insurance Is For.” This is also why you get more from *socialized” medicine than people you pay to take your money every year and give you nothing when you need it and convince you this is “Freedom.”

    Welcome to a little taste of the poverty cycle, (Delivery driver that can’t afford another beater on your wages, apparently butnow wants others to make another ride happen for you according to requests) however your ‘personal responsibility’ wrecked you that bad.

  • David

    White Aryan Jesus hates you.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Does gofundme has an ethical rule? Joe posted a bunch of shitty thing the little turd did. Can we complain and get him delisted?

  • Jerry Kott

    Wow, the Universe works is strange ways?

  • Tomcat

    Is there some place on the Go Fund Me site where I can send prayers?
    He would appreciate prayers much more than cash.

    • Totally not saying that anyone should, but I think you can leave a comment without actually giving money. Definitely not encouraging any devious people to do that and to make it extra snarky. Nope.

  • UrsusArctos

    And how long before he moves to the big time and launches his career as an Social Media Evangelical Televangelist now that he’s had a taste of the grift?

    • Hue-Man
      • Ben in Oakland

        Metropolitan Kyrill. In that outfit, any more facial hair and he’d be The Slinging Nun.

    • Treant

      He’d have to go ex-gay for that. But…have you seen his face? Yeah, no.

      • UrsusArctos

        Hey! Jim Haggard made that pay. For “true believers” the worse the sin, the tastier the redemption – THAN the more gleeful the fall. Rinse/repeat. See; Swaggart, Jimmy. Through it all the $$$ comes in.

  • pch1013

    If someone starts a GoFundMe to deport this treasonous little shitweasel back to Russia, I’m in for a dollar.

    • UrsusArctos

      That’s 58.25 Russian Rubles, please

  • mdror
    • Helen Damnation™

      Ah, he has a young, bankable twink face. I’m beginning to understand now. Thanks for the pic!

      • Ben in Oakland

        There aren’t going to be any deposits, at least not in his bank.

  • David
  • Jason Ergott

    This will be one to watch long term, he’s going to be sued for sure in a few months.

  • Steverino

    An example of how the “I’ve got mine” crowd can, in a heartbeat, turn into “I had mine…”

    • Itsatarp

      Even more ironic is what he called “mine” was pretty meager. Delivering pizzas in a car with over 300K on it.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Now, that’s not fair. It’s an example of how the “I’ve got mine” crowd can, in a heartbeat, turn into “I want yours.”

  • lattebud

    “Since my last GoFund me I’ve enrolled in therapy as well as substance abuse classes, and let me tell you, it’s working. I really wish you guys were here in person to see all this progress I’m making.”

    SInce your last GoFundMe…?? Really? Obviously the therapy isn’t working if you need another one. You see GoFundMe is your morning after pill.

    And yet… “Unfortunately, because of this tragedy, I had to be hospitalized & I’ve been prescribed pain killers & muscle relaxer [sic]”

    Also, those substance abuse classes don’t seem to be helping you if you are accepting pain killers and muscle relaxers. If you truly have substance abuse issues, you should be avoiding those.

    • Treant

      True, but there are a few different philosophies on that.

      I’m off all analgesics and other painkillers on Neurologists’ Orders. I’m also having very minor in-office surgery in early October. As my neurologist put it, “Don’t be an effing martyr. Take the meds.”

      • RJ Bone

        Addiction really sucks and chronic, I-can’t-think-clearly pain also really sucks. I’m not sure what I’d do if my pain was that bad again now that I’m clean, but having been in that kind of pain, I wouldn’t blame someone, especially if they were under a doctor’s care and advice and they had support with managing the pain meds.

        The keyfob will still be there later and ideally the pain won’t last forever. I don’t know how right that is “by the book”, but in the end we’re all responsible for ourselves.

  • Ken M

    Unless he was hit head on, despite the number of cars, he is at fault for the damage to his vehicle, and the one in front of him. Life sucks sometimes.

    • Andymac3

      Is there a gofundme page for the real victims so that they can sue him for the damage and the whiplash and emotional pain, and the time off work, and the big general FU that he is due?

  • tgmia

    Maybe God will pay your hospital bill, asshole. Everything happens for a reason, right ? The reason you got in a car wreck is you voted for Chump. There’s a reason I’m contributing zero to you. It’s because you’re an asshole who deserves zero sympathy.

  • Blake J Butler

    He isn’t one of us, just one that happens to suck cock and take it lying down while bemoaning about a sky daddy, and “love” from a sky daddy that preaches that all people are “equal” except there are some people that are more special than others and deserve to be treated that way with special laws and attention if they are a rich, white, straight, christian, male. Meanwhile toting that we use drugs and preach about sex, well safe and consenting sex, but why the hell should that matter if it is 2017 ? If its safe, legal and consensual who gives a fuck ? Oh yeah even homocons will still be republicans at the end of the day. And water is wet.

    Homocons are scum like white trash and banana republicans and black republicans and non self respecting women that are conservatives. Because no one that is a self-respecting minority, would support trump and the policies put forth before baby huey from the GOP, because he can’t form a policy but have it drafted for him because he is a dumb fuck and incompetent to craft even a piece of the legislation.

    Karma is a bitch. And well deserved with this one.

  • Mike

    I’d suggest having a bake sale, Blanche, but you may have a hard time finding someone willing to make a cake for you. In the meantime, try rubbing some oatmeal and camomile on your booboos.

  • ETownCanuck
    • Etranger

      Exactly. It is so rare to see karma actually make an appearance but when it does it is delicious!

    • Treant

      I find that it goes down smooth, but repeats on you later.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Karma farts are the WORST!

  • edrex

    you know, even though you’re a racist (and quite stupid) republican, your father is still embarrassed by you.

  • Dayglo

    A gay pizza delivery boy? Someone should make a movie about that.

    • Rillion

      I was a gay pizza delivery boy in college. It would have been a boring movie.

      • Andymac3

        I was a gay meat factory worker during college breaks and no, smelling of cooked meats and covered in blood and fat does not a porn movie make.

      • Dayglo

        Wait … so did the customer always answer the door in a loose robe?

        • edrex

          and is there always a hole on the bottom of the pizza box?
          does everyone always order sausage?

          so many questions…

    • yes b’y
    • Ben in Oakland

      They did. It featured a massage by an older gentleman.

  • Etranger

    Good. Can’t feel sorry for him at all. Wish it would happen to a lot more cons.

  • Highmoremotel
  • DaveMiller135

    Paying for it when you don’t foresee needing it is one of the tricks of insurance. You pay in when you don’t need it, and later, if you do need it, you get a payout. In theory.

    Also, I don’t think you get to be a Russian immigrant and a Republican during this administration.

  • Blake J Butler

    “I hope one day I can return the favor by getting into social work & work within the hospitals as a social worker.”

    STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM SOCIAL WORK!!

    He can’t comprehend policy, empathy for others, and understand that some people will not have all the resources because of lack funding and resources at the state and federal level, which are in conflict with his very very very explicit views which happen to fall under a lot of views of the NASW that he would find “liberal” and incapable of doing so.

    • edrex

      hear! hear!

  • netxtown

    Sounds like he had liability only and the accident was his fault.

  • Bob Conti

    Well here you go pookie, straight outta Izheusk, Russia, a WAZ-2106 to replace that poor li’l Toyota. You’ll fee like you’re back in Mother Russia. Of course you might want to take this opportunity to examine your life’s aspirations as pizza delivery driver doesn’t have a lot of advancement. Maybe you could take a meeting with Don Jr.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b872467a95fadd368a5617d5f945131e8bf8b0e459e6412ac1794317ddefae79.jpg

    • edrex

      i actually think that car’s kind of cool looking.

      • fkevin

        It’s another LADA which was based on the 1966 Fiat 124.

  • Tia Hardesty

    Wait. A lot of these were posted after the accident? Wow. Okay, so. Is this real?

    Others have these problems too, so. Make sure the hospital isn’t able to help. It was presumably an emergency and they wanna get paid. This is assuming insurance is actually not covering and not that you had a $4000 deductible and 80/20 and now you really get what that means. Give up on the car insurance because unless you told them you were using the car for work, they won’t pay. You’ll be fortunate to keep the policy, in fact. If the hospital can’t help you a lawyer probably won’t do you a lot of good, and honestly you can’t afford one probably. If you were driving for work and your car insurance already knows file workers comp. When this is over, maybe rethink a few things, starting with your views on pre-existing conditions.

    Oh, and physical therapy? Get as much info as you can in one appointment. You’re going to have to be disciplined about your PT if you can’t afford to go. Don’t let go of those bootstraps yet.

    • Kelly Lape

      It’s nice that you sound like you care. Really sincere. I used to say I’d let a Republican die before I helped them, then a coworker (real asshole) had a heart attack and I (sigh) called 911. He survived to vote again.

      • Tia Hardesty

        I’m glad you did, even if you have your doubts 😉

  • bkmn

    Government is only good when it helps white, right wing Christians. Any time government helps anyone else it is bad.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc9bcc741b224331f5a2f1596c70a705bb7d78ecaa2dcf8ec780b21e89af31f0.gif

  • Oh, Parker
  • Cuberly

    I don’t wish harm on anyone, sorry I just don’t roll that way. I hope he gets the help he needs and gets back on his feet quickly.

    I will say one other thing, why have my skepticism alarm bells gone off after reading his post?

    • Tia Hardesty

      Because if it was an emergency it’s surprising the hospital isn’t pushing harder for reimbursement. Most insurance will at least pay a bit if you ride in on an ambulance. Sounds more like a super high deductible than no coverage at all, honestly.

    • Smithbc

      Me too

    • -M-

      I don’t wish him harm. I don’t wish to help him either since he doesn’t want to help anyone else. On top of which his blathering about the accident being a blessing from God to him is despicable on multiple levels so maybe he is due a little extra pain and anguish.

      • Cuberly

        I made it a little ways into the blathering and I just shut off my brain. Maybe he’s still coming down from all the drama but at some point he’s gotta figure out what his options are outside of a knee-jerk gofundme.

    • edrex

      i hope he learns to be a better person as a result of this experience.

      • Cuberly

        It’s a perfect opportunity for that isn’t it.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Probably the part where he claims he was sober, but admits to his “previous” drug problem.
      Could be the part where it is clear he rear-ended someone, and not in a good way..
      Mosty likely, where he admits to being a total asshole.

      • Cuberly

        His whole narrative doesn’t sound right to me. He sets up a gofundme without even knowing how much (thousands?), he’ll have to pay out for his ER stay.

        If he delivers pizzas job requirement #1 is having proof of adequate insurance. If he doesn’t that puts liability on the pizza joint. Since he was in a job related accident what are the compensation options at his disposal? wouldn’t the employer be on the hook for at least some of the costs involved?

        He spends more time praising the lawd than he does justifying the nuts and bolts leading to him asking for outside help.

        • Ben in Oakland

          You’re being way too kind to him. He could have had adequate insurance when he got the job, and then let it lapse because pizza delivery boys don’t get paid much unless they are making deliveries in gay porn movies. The story has a lot of holes in it.

          • Cuberly

            Hah….I’m struggling to remain at least slightly neutral but the more I see his freak-outs the more I’m finding him unbelievable.

            UR right, holes, lots of holes.

      • Cuberly

        In the AZ workers comp rules there’s this little nugget.

        “However, if a worker is injured because he is under the influence of drugs or alcohol, or because his injuries are self-inflicted, he may not be covered by his employer’s workers’ compensation insurance policy.”

    • canoebum

      There was likely no accident. It’s probably a grift. He’s taking lessons from James O’keefe.

      • Cuberly

        When it comes to right-wingers I never know what to believe.

        • Tor

          Rule of thumb: Don’t believe anything.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Saves time.

  • bkmn
  • Halou

    #ThoughtsAndPrayers
    Whatever is good enough for hurricane survivors.

  • LovesIrony

    Just shared with Leona Helmsley, she cackled

  • JAKvirginia

    Check out the photo. That kind of damage (hood peeled back) occurs when you rear-end someone. Like an 18-wheeler. Hmmm… was someone not paying attention? Googling while driving?

  • Billy Green

    Right now you are down and out
    And feeling really crappy.
    When I see how sad you are

    It sort of makes me…happy.
    Sorry, Nicky, human nature-

    Nothing I can do!

    It’s…Schadenfreude

    Making me feel glad that I’m not you.

  • txstevo

    He says “Since my last GoFund me I’ve enrolled in therapy as well as substance abuse classes.”

    I missed that part of the story previously. Can someone fill me in?

  • m_lp_ql_m

    Now is not the time to talk about Health Care. /s

  • Michael R

    I came across this last week , I was sure this was a fake or bot account ,
    they have 27k followers and 271 likes or something like that – ???

  • LovesIrony

    And you’re just too old to sell your naked pictures to milo

  • JCF

    “my brain is blocking out a lot of what happened”

    Wouldn’t take much to overload that damp sponge…

    Cry us a river…

  • Itsatarp

    I note an absence of the words “other driver’s insurance” and “the car that hit me.”
    Is it possible this wreck was all his fault?

    • JAKvirginia

      The damage suggests it is. A peeled back hood indicates sliding in under the vehicle ahead, like the back of a semi.

      • Itsatarp

        He says there were 3 vehicles in total. I agree, the damages don’t look good nor does the fact that he is supposedly getting hit with all these bills. If it’s another drivers fault shouldn’t their insurance be picking up some if not all that bill?

      • Jukesgrrl

        My mother totaled my small car when she was rubbernecking a construction site and the damage looked the same as that photo. She hit the large SUV in front of her and pushed it into the car in front of it. She was charged (appropriately) with reckless driving and held to be at fault for the minor damage to both vehicles in front of her. Thank heavens she didn’t think she was invincible so she had decent auto insurance.

  • JoeMyGod
    • JAKvirginia

      REPEAT. AFTER. ME.

      I.

      REAR-ENDED.

      SOMEONE.

      SEXY GAY REPUBLICAN.

    • Friday

      They always said, without much basis: “A conservative is a liberal that’s been mugged.”

      Funny what you get when a ‘conservative’ has been sick or hurt, isn’t it?

  • Itsatarp

    The phrase “what a train wreck” gets thrown around a little too much these days. But if ever there was one, this is the locomotive, boxcars, dinning car, coach and caboose. Key words are:
    “pain killers & muscle relaxers”
    “didn’t accept my insurance”
    “pizza delivery driver”
    “Toyota”
    “310k miles”

  • RJ Bone

    Enjoy a life of chronic pain, especially when it rains and during the winter, asshole. It will likely get bad enough that you’ll be glad you have health coverage because trying to get strong painkillers is already impossible but quadruply (sp?) so when you don’t have insurance.

    Also, wah.

    • RJ Bone

      I read further – he got into it with the insurance!

      *pulls out popcorn*

  • Blackfork

    Go back to Russia.

  • JackFknTwist

    It is like a discussion with an American on a recent visit, it was an American proclaiming himself a “Libertarian”….whatever that means.

    Like the Sassy Republican above , these people don’t understand, and don’t want to understand, the idea of the society in which they live.

    The whole idea of “society” has passed them by. In my humble opinion these types are just selfish, self obsessed mean little c unts.
    The very idea of “the common good’ needs to be enshrined in the US Constitution to bring these little a ssholes to their senses.

    • ECarpenter

      Thank you, I didn’t know those extra spaces were so effective. Well f uck me blue!

    • Snarkaholic

      If he read about a similar situation on Go Fund Me, HE certainly wouldn’t donate a dime.

  • -M-

    Sounds like a scam.
    Even if the accident and expenses aren’t a lie, I don’t feel bad about him being bankrupted the same as most people he wants to force into taking a stupid gamble with inadequate insurance would be.

  • Danieruw

    Clearly he took “Jesus Take the Wheel” too literally.

  • Jack

    What a fucking asshole. He’s begging for money but the lesson G-d wants him to learn is to be more aware when he drives.

    What did he hit and how many did injure?

  • BlindBill

    IS THERE ACTUALLY A PERSON NAMED ALEX (LAST NAME UNKNOWN) IN MESA AZ THAT IS A HOMO-CON, JEBUS BELIEVER, AND WAS IN A INJURY ACCIDENT SOMETIME BEFORE SEPT 13th? HE IS BEGGING MONEY FROM TWITTER “FRIENDS” ONLY, NO FAMILY OR F2F FRIENDS MENTIONS OR POSTED TO THE GFM< TWITTER< YOUTUBE , (no facebook?) ….AND NO ACCIDENTS REPORTED IN MESA. A SERIOUS 3 CAR ACCIDENT AND THIS BELIEVER SAYS NOTHING OF THE HEALTH AND WELL BEING OF THE OTHER DRIVERS/PASSENGERS – Could this be a go-fund-me- fraud case?

  • Ben in Oakland

    Since you are praying to god to help you, I’ll be sure to pray to god to help you as well.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      I won’t even do that much!

      • Ben in Oakland

        % seconds of your time is all it will take. And it will do him as much good as his own.

    • edrex

      in fact, i’ll even pray to your god. all good?

    • Snarkaholic

      After all, Jesus can heal the sick easily…so you won’t even need to GO to the hospital!

      • Ben in Oakland

        Jesuscares! the Republocan Solution to the Dilemma of Obamacare. Your only premiums are thoughts and prayers!

        We’re gonna be rich AND healthy!!!!!!

  • Mikey Ruck

    from the car’s damage, its quite obvious he drove under a truck or SUV, which makes it totally HIS fault.

    one of the bad sides of the internet is many of us assume that we are dealing with someone perhaps like ourselves, or at least an adult. we get jolted with we somehow assume a person who can ‘talk the talk’ like this is an adult of some substance, and instead, we get a little twink that’s a pizza delivery driver who follows other vehicles too closely.

    “thoughts and prayers”, indeed.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Gay Russian? He’s lucky to be alive.

  • DesertSun59

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  • juanjo54

    The comments on the gofundme page are priceless. People are giving him small amounts of money and calling him an idiot. He has almost 2000.00 – in week. Not too great all things considered.

  • canoebum

    “As a young adult in perfect health, why should I be FORCED to pay for insurance I don’t want and likely won’t need?”

    It’s called being a member of society. No man is an island. Ever hear of it?

    Idiot.

  • kaydenpat

    Not a penny and not an ounce of sympathy. I’m gonna have to leave before I say something to get me banned.

  • Gianni

    Why do I not feel any sympathy for him? Now he’s begging publicly for assistance? The hospital wouldn’t accept his insurance? I’d like to know why.

    • OdieDenCO

      probably only has auto liability.

      • boatboy_srq

        Even the best agents will tell you that collision coverage on a car like his is a waste of money.

      • Gianni

        Good point.

      • Bad Tom

        He cheapened the premium to the minimum required by law.

  • jixter

    “I’m a Legal, young, gay, Russian immigrant.”

    He meant to say a legal, young, gay Russian agent.

  • Eric Lane

    Where’s the motivation to work hard if people are going to give you free money to pay your health bills!

  • Mike__in_Houston

    Thousands? I’m afraid he is in for a shock. Tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands, is more like it if he is that banged up.

    I don’t wish ill on anybody, even assholes. Some young folks tend to think they are ten feet tall, invisible and bulletproof. “Insurance I don’t want and likely won’t need,” the last part of the phrase in particular, falls into the category of “famous last words.”

    Well, maybe others will learn from his experience. For some reason, I doubt that he will.

  • OdieDenCO

    “..be more aware and careful when I drive.” the crystal ball says a distracted while driving charge may be in his future.

  • Dubito et cogitare

    Time wounds all heels.

  • boatboy_srq

    Additionally, I might need some physical therapy but this ultimately relies on my personal finances.

    May we suggest some fiscal therapy instead?

    The hospital was a given, & the bill will likely be in the thousands

    From the description, the hospital bill is likely to be in the tens of thousands. Possibly even the tens of thousands of bitcoins. Welcome to the life of a former pizza delivery driver. Is that sparrow you’re roasting done yet?

    This was a huge test for me & it seriously made my think about how I need to be more aware & careful when I drive.

    Well, that’s one important lesson that too many of your fellows haven’t learned yet. Now, how about learning what a PITA private insurance is, and how you could have avoided lifelong penury and/or the ignominy of a GoFvckMe bleg? If only there were a public program specifically for people like yourself who need health insurance and can’t afford conventional individual insurance policies. Oh, wait….

    /rant

  • Catlin Mills

    Irony… Oh irony

  • leastyebejudged

    He’s not unlike a lot of you here, I mean, you didn’t CARE if people couldn’t afford ANY health care while forcing them to subsidize your own.

    • ECarpenter

      People with low incomes are subsidized except in Republican states which refused the subsidy money. On “principle”.

      So your objection is pure Republican crap. You guys shat your pants, now you have to wear them.

      • leastyebejudged

        Well, you’re simply a liar.

        You’re choosing to ignore those people does not make them OR THEIR VOTES, cease to exist.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    A special thoughts and prayers anagram for

    Sassy Gay Republican ~ Easy Ass Praying Club

  • Monty

    aww…his feelings got hurt because of all the ‘libtards’ pointing out what a hypocrite he is. Sometimes I wish I was on Twitter, so I could post a pic of Trump supporters wearing their “F*&K Your Feelings” T-shirts to people like this dipsh*t.

  • Randy503

    anyone who has to say ‘this time around drugs and alcohol were not involved’ probably means that usually they are.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Is there any corroboration that this crash really happened?

  • The Professor

    Scroll thru his twitter feed. Total scam artist.

  • PaulinMass

    How can a Pizza Delivery Driver afford to be a Republican?

    • Tammy Rainey

      he bulk of their voters are brainwashed low-to-middle income folk just like him.

      • Tor

        Like my barely-employed sister.

  • Lakeview Bob

    I just had sex this afternoon with a very hot hairy handsome man who I found out afterwards is a republican. Will everyone give me their thoughts and prays and go fund me with forgiveness? I am not sure I can forgive myself.

    • ECarpenter

      You didn’t know – you’re a little like Oedipus now.

    • Tor

      I can’t stress this enough. ALWAYS, ALWAYS check your tricks’ politics before sex. If one is hot enough, then, ok, you’ve given it consideration, but don’t do it again.

      • Snarkaholic

        Just say something (in advance) like: Are you just trying to get into my bedroom so you can steal white sheets for your next KKKlan rally?
        You can easily judge by their answer how to proceed.

    • Snarkaholic

      I’m sure you had to listen to the “straight Republican” cry for an hour afterward…so you’ve already been punished enough.

  • trouble94114

    Well for goodness sake. When the hospital told him that they wouldn’t take his insurance why didn’t he just get his sassy little ass off the gurney and head down to Walmart Hospital or the Kohl’s Clinic and see if they would take it. After all, it’s his responsibility to shop around for the most cost effective healthcare. … Isn’t it?

    I really can’t work up an iota of sympathy for this person. Now of course, when he becomes a gentleman of a certain age, and that shattered shoulder suddenly needs replacing, or that fragile femur snaps off at the hip, and he needs a joint replacement, it’s gonna be “oopsie” remember way back when you were a sassy gay republican and you wound up in physical therapy for a month to loosen your shoulder back up after you accident, yes, good, because at that point issues with your shoulder became a preexisting condition, and since we don’t cover preexisting conditions. you’re either going to have to live with some bone on bone scraping, or on PB and J because you’re going to need to cough up some Benjamin’s to pay for that rotator cuff surgery, or shoulder replacement.

    • motordog

      I’d like to think he’d be able to learn (and, yes, feel incredibly stupid about his previous views), but I know this type all too well. If Trump himself walked up to this man, doused him in gasoline, and set him on fire, he’d STILL troll liberals and praise the trumpansezes…it’s encoded far too deep to remove.

  • Bruce Brown

    Maybe you should ask that God of yours, that you preach about, to help you. Youre young and healthy . Its shouldnt take much.

  • JM74

    Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.

    • Canadian Observer

      Well some thoughts are valuable, how about we send vague musings and prayers – neither of those have any actual value, so he can be honest on his income tax return when writing in “zero” for “other income”

  • Ann Kah

    He needs another car. Pizza delivery is likely to be the most responsible job he will ever have.

  • Mark1115

    Gofundme is a form of socialism, what the bleep is he doing using it?

  • gOf

    Damn. Talk about your hard lessons.

  • Tammy Rainey

    the last hour of his twitter feed is a case study in getting schooled faster than you can even comprehend the lessons. It’s astonishing just reading his side f the comments.

    I love how he talks about God “teaching” him in this – the only possible lesson one could rationally infer (I know, “God” but still) is “Everything the GOP told you on this subject was bullshit”

    The delicious irony is that as a pizza-delivery guy he was absolutely low income enough that he’d never have had to pay out of pocket anyway! He’s basically in the position he’s in because he was suckered into not taking advantage of the gift those hated liberals arranged for him.

  • MBear

    Pizza

    Delivery

    Driver

    [eyeroll]

    NEXT!

  • Superman

    What’s the matter guys, haven’t you ever met a stupid kid before? I’ve got a stupid nephew. Dumb as rocks. Get a couple of beers in him and the family dogs are smarter than him. He doesn’t have health insurance. And he tried to vote for Trump. But he found out he wasn’t registered to vote. Dumb as rocks.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Bad Tom

      Are Republicans a mob of stupid?

    • Helen Damnation™

      So far, with over 7,000 votes, the responses to “Are Democrats a hate mob?” are:
      Yes 14%
      No 86%
      Just a big ol’ backfire, Sassy. Go back to Russia. You’re not wanted here.

  • greenmanTN

    Do not type what you’re thinking Do not type what you’re thinking Do not type what you’re thinking Do not type what you’re thinking.

    Aww, that’s too bad.

    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/a/ab/12079-15056.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140802002122

  • Chicago joe

    Why can’t he just do what Melania did? Pose for naked pictures, charge $100 for a handy and $200 for a blowie and then marry a rich douche?

  • LarryChemEngr

    Karma, bitch.

  • rednekokie

    Since you didn’t wish to contribute to your own medical care before your accident, now you want everyone else to do so? Hmmm. Sounds like that you are saying that even though you shouldn’t help pay for others, others should be made to pay for you.

    You, sir, are a typical republican scumbag who has no one’s interest except your own.
    You do not deserve living in a free country.
    But, even in spite of that, of course, the people of the US will help you because that’s the way we are. You might try to learn something from this incident.

  • Cipher

    Try a different god… The one that says BLUE CROSS, dipshit.

    I just read the comments on his GFM. Wow. Several people donating $$, along with a piece of his/her mind. Many others have just commented on the irony.

  • BigGuy

    Bless his heart. Lets keep him in our prayers.

  • nipper

    So he rear ended someone. I wonder if he has car insurance? I think we may need to make sure the other driver is OK and gets all the legal help he can.

    Also I smell a scam, a seatbelt would have easily protected him.

    • Bad Tom

      In Massachusetts, if you rear end someone, the presumption is the accident is your fault.

      • Reality.Bites

        If I rear end someone it’s never an accident.

      • nipper

        Thats everywhere

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    People need to stop giving money even if they want to do it to snark at him. Snark at him for free!

  • bcarter3

    His most recent update to the moneybeg site:

    “I have just received word my insurance will not be paying for anything because I was on the job. Workers comp will pay for the hospital, but that’s it… might need a lawyer.”

    I wonder: As a young adult who obeys the law, why should he be FORCED to pay for a lawyer he doesn’t want and likely won’t need?

    And who does he plan to sue? Even in Arizona, suing yourself for extreme stupidity would probably get thrown out of court.

    • trouble94114

      Hmmn, I do seem to recall that over the years almost all of the automobile insurance policies, asked the question, “Will this vehicle be used for work or for pleasure”? your answer determines what type of risk pool you are placed in, along with your estimated annual number of miles. Apparently this paragon of conservative intelligence chose to lie when he applied for his insurance policy instead of telling the truth… I wonder how “God” felt about that?

    • Reality.Bites

      He may be facing lawsuits.

  • aagold76 .

    he’s whining all over twitter about how mean liberals are- for pointing this out and giving him shit. Total tool! Deserves every negative comment he’s getting. What is it with Russians and Republicans? He’s probably a white supremacist as well.

  • itsnwman

    ‪YOU just showed why we need national healthcare that is paid by taxes. People giving beggars (YOU) money would not be able to cover ALL AMERICANS at any given time. You think you deserve cash from strangers because you have a twitter following. What an entitled little turd. Americans have babies with major health problems that will cost that family ALL they have. Americans have preexisting conditions, through no fault of their own, who need expensive daily medicine and treatment. You had a car accident, that is a common problem and not a tragedy-unless you have no money to cover your needs. Think about others, the rest of Americans, for a change. Your go fund me page should be your gof##kme wake up call. ‬

  • keonih1

    this is why “the YOUNG” need to shut up and listen and not speak on issues those older already know from experience!!! Young and Dumb should know others before him were also”young&dumb” at one time and we learned as he did..so maybe this IS THE WAY WE LEARN!! I listened to my parents and understood that they had the experience i didn’t..I may not have followed to the letter but i understood consequence and that if they pulled me aside and tried to tell me what I needed to know..it was valuable info!!..I did the same with my son and since he could confer with his grandmother to verify..he too complained of his “haven’t learned to listen” friends!!

    • Reality.Bites

      This has nothing to do with age. Look how old Trump is.

  • John Calendo

    Dear Young Adult in Perfect Health Who Shouldn’t Be Forced to Pay for Insurance for Other People,

    I’d like to give to your GoFundMe page, but I don’t want to corrupt the purity of your free-market individualism. Stay sassy! #BootStraps

    • Bert_Bauer

      *snap*

  • Bert_Bauer

    Time to take some of that “personal responsibility” you conservatives are always lecturing others about. Why should we give you money for your bad “lifestyle” choices?

  • EdA

    But workers’ comp was a liberal plot designed to take money from employers to pay for “accidents” to employees who are not contributing anything to the company.

    F him. And like his god Benedict Trump, I bet he stiffs the hospital. Just because he doesn’t have any money.

  • David Milley

    Personally, I’m more concerned about the person in the car he rear-ended.

  • Grumpy Old Man

    So the snowflake had a sudden wake-up call but missed it – sad, has insurance but not the special kind that covers things like medical bills, sigh. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a2d750149b2bb2de6bc1900b354b36c8ad52536379357b4b1977237ea0a6a36.gif

  • Friday’s_cat

    A little body putty and some duct tape and that car will be as good as new. Go to the dollar store and by some cheap aspirin. Some of them even sell duct tape so you’re set w/o GFM.

  • greenmanTN

    Oh dear. The Clue Fairy is apparently in a bit of a mood.

    NOW do you get it, dipshit? You thought you were invincible but, SURPRISE!, you aren’t.

    And bitching about the ACA while asking other people to crowd-fund your medical bills really takes some gall.

    Your situation is what I like to call, “THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!”

  • usmc5855

    I think God sent him a message?

  • Garett Reid

    By the sound of it, needing a new car and no coverage for injuries, I’m kind of assuming the accident was his fault?! Hey dude, don’t tweet and drive.

  • Sid Neeto

    Ironic that he thinks this is god’s way of teaching him to drive more carefully,and not that if he had good , affordable health insurance he would not be in this bind.

  • Mike SF

    Maybe your god is showing you why a young adult in good health should have health insurance.

  • Don Normann

    Sorry, dude, I don’t pray, but I have plenty of good “THOUGHTS” to offer. Maybe that will help pay your medical bills…

  • Manny Espinola

    Sometimes God works in obvious ways. Plus he obviously has a sense of humor.

  • No Gods, No Masters

    He doesn’t need money… Money is the root of all evil. Just send thought and prayers ! He is young so he has plenty of time to pay off those hospital bills.

  • Puck

    Yeah, I’ll pray you yah buddy! Let’s see if that will pay your bills!
    His god spared him and gave him another experience. So the rest of his life at minimum wage will keep him in debt! No bankruptcy boy, pay your bills.

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  • BeaverTales

    Sassy=controlling/manipulative
    Gay=benefiting from the 50+ years of sacrifice by “left wing” LGBT folk who paved the way for you to be a homocon
    Republican=hates minorities, hates disabled people, hates poor people and has no conscience about screwing over people who have no access to healthcare.

    The short list about this person that makes me think I’ll donate to victims of earthquakes and hurricanes before losing a microsecond of sleep worrying about how he is going to extract himself from the hole he dug for himself and many others like him. So sorry, honey, but you will be in my prayers..

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  • pete

    everyone needs health insurance like they need car liability insurance–so we don’t have to pay your bills, so the public has a level of protection against you. dumb action on your part not having health insurance, but still sorry for your experience. hoping for your speedy recovery so you can get back to work and buy health insurance. better hurry while pre-existing conditions are still covered!

  • Acronym Jim

    He feels “blessed” that he wasn’t drunk or stoned when the accident happened? Dude would appear to have more issues than just being a mal-informed homocon and lacking the empathy gene.

  • kareemachan

    Karma’s a bitch sometimes, right baka?

  • JoeMyGod
  • Pablo Sánchez

    I wonder if he has mandated car insurance? Or will he go-fund-me-page us for a new car?

  • Daveed_WOW

    Thoughts and prayers.

    • Bj Lincoln

      He is only getting thoughts from me. Lots of bad ones.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Well, I’m an atheist, so I lied about the prayers.

  • “Sassy Gay Republican” ??? Oh, honey…I am both embarrassed and sad for you at the same time.

  • David

    What a nightmare of a person.

  • no truth in advertising

    HA! Karma. I wish him a speedy recovery but I am savoring the delicious irony and Karma. And he’s turned to socialism to pay his bills. Hypocrite.
    I’m ashamed that he’s a member of my community (gay). He’s a disgrace.

  • Sending thoughts and prayers, hope that will pay his bills.

  • Frank Armstrong

    It has been established that the driver of the other car was God, who indeed was delivering a message.

  • M Dondarrion

    Say no more – the guy is a communist Russian. Kick him out of this country back to his land.

  • leesa maire

    yup. this is what these nitwits do. my conservative christian family won’t purchase insurance either, then they try to hit up relatives to pay for the healthcare they end up requiring.
    he is a fool and he should not get a dime.

  • Robert S

    Let me know when he puts up a GoFuckYourself post.

  • Margarita Abadie
  • “conservative snowflake” na, this turds a Burner…

  • Jacob Cannon

    I gotta ask why you’re boosting this guy. Even if it’s just to make fun of him, it doesn’t make sense to link to his campaign. Also, I like how he states in the campaign that the last thing any money will go to is medical bills. He wants to pay for the drugs first. Hilarious.

  • Heaventree

    Doesn’t he know that he can just show up at any emergency room in America and get all the treatment he could ever ask for absolutely free, no questions asked? I mean, that’s what they tell us on Fox News all the time!

  • Donna Furneaux

    Let’s all pray for him. That should be all he needs.

  • sleepd

    Hilarious. A pizza driver AND a conservative you say? God is apparently testing out some new flavor combinations.

  • andrew

    Not a dime. Not a dime for this slime.

  • Daniel Franklin

    What a f***ing idiot… OF COURSE your CAR insurance denied your claim for your hospital bill, and if they’re raising your rates, it’s because the accident was YOUR fault, and since it’s your fault, they aren’t going to pay out to you unless you have full coverage, which you clearly don’t.

  • Todd

    His GFM says worket’s comp will cover his hospital bills ………… so he wants his Twitter followers to buy him a car …………… okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

  • Kissmagrits

    Here’s some aspirin and a box of bandaids, sweet thing. Too bad about the car.

  • I always flash on this scene from Airplane! when these sorts of things pop up.

    https://youtu.be/Pn0WdJx-Wkw

  • David Boccabella

    Yes.. Praise the Lord that God saved you from that accident. Now Praise God to give you the money to get your sorry arse out of debt. Don;t ask the rest of the world for help – God helps those who help ThemSelves.. Not beg on the good nature of others.

  • StSean

    i wonder if he and thomas peters have gotten and understood that message from god yet.

  • Sindi Linette

    Is he really hurt or just a scam? Can’t trust a republican.

  • Mike Stonewolf

    you got what you deserve after talking all that trash about a system that could be helping you right now. When you recover I hope you can change your mind and your views a little bit for the better.

  • TJ Mulderink

    Lolooolololol…. This is exactly why you carry health insuance regardless of health or age. Get learned child. #fuckingpriceless

  • jp

    Christmas is coming. Maybe Santa can help you out.

  • Marides48

    Young & old, we all will need health care eventually. I did 3 weeks a ago when I had triple bypass surgery at age 69. Fortunately I have health insurance coverage (Medicare).

  • Richard Roland

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!
    Good.

  • DiveBum

    Note he HAS Obamacare insurance, whether he wanted to pay for it or not, and it didn’t do dookie for him. Millions of people are in the same boat for one reason or another. Forced to pay into an insurance system that provides coverage so bad it’s useless. Worse still are the people on the margin of poverty, who usually could scrape together enough to see a doctor, but now with the burden of Obamacare premiums and $6,000 to $10,000 deductibles can’t see a doctor at all.

    • JAKvirginia

      He has Obamacare whether he wanted to pay for it or not? Not how that works, Skippy. Um… try again.

  • Rocco Sacco

    You have my thoughts and prayers.
    Otherwise, fuck off.

  • D. J.

    He doesn’t know the difference between car insurance, health insurance and workman’s comp…. Prayers it is…. He’s not worth thoughts…. The log cabinets deserve this guy.