Colbert Gives Hillary Unused Victory Jokes [VIDEO]

The Hill reports:

Comedian Stephen Colbert presented former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton with a packet of unused jokes from election night on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.”

“One of the things I regret the least about that night, but I do regret, is that we had a whole packet of unused Clinton victory jokes. This was a whole other script we wrote in case you won,” Colbert said.

The packet included a video from pop musician Katy Perry and a picture of men with the words “I’m with her” painted on their backsides that would have been included on Colbert’s election night special on Showtime. “This is so touching,” Clinton responded, laughing.

  • Tawreos

    I want those guys to come and recreate that picture for me in person.

    • Todd20036

      SLUT!!

      • Tawreos

        Thank you so much, not many artists are recognized in their lifetimes =)

        • MusicBear88

          Slut pride!

  • crewman

    That was really cute. Her reaction was adorable.

  • kcken

    Can we just run that show anyway. It’s not like “facts” actually matter in this country any more. See: The Whitehouse.

    • HZ81

      Ha, I prefer that reality myself. Why not?

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  • Rex

    Ah, what could have been.

    • JCF

      That’s the LEAST of the pluses of What Could Have Been…

    • Todd Allis

      I could feel a tear forming, imagining it.

  • Sam_Handwich

    One Mangy Mom will not be pleased!

  • joeyj1220

    I read that it was Colbert’s decision to invite Spicer to the Emmy awards. I don’t think I’m ready yet to laugh along with any Colbert

    • Butch

      I agree. I’m not happy with Colbert promoting the idea that there are no consequences any more in American political life.

      • Bubba in TX

        Let’s reserve judgement until Terry Gross asks him about it, the next time he’s on Fresh Air.

        • edrex

          or… i’ll be judgy UNTIL i hear a good argument from him on “fresh air.”

    • Mark McGovern

      So, even if that is true, for all the lampooning Colbert has done of
      Trump et al, for all the negative publicity he has given the current administration, for all the support he gave Clinton, you guys are ready to diss him over this alleged invite of Spicer? Really?

    • greenmanTN

      While I agree that having Spicer appear wasn’t the best idea, Colbert’s style of comedy is very subversive. I mean for 10 years he played a right wing talk show host modeled on Bill O’Reilly yet managed to promote Progressive ideals.

      IMO his monologue at the WH Correspondents Dinner was one of the turning points against Dubya.

      I don’t like Spicer any more than you do, but Colbert got him to admit that he lied under pressure and I don’t see that as win for either himself or for Trump.

  • Texndoc

    Ive seen the yesterday’s image of Trump at his Oval Office desk surrounded by his staff side by side with Hillary on an elevated platform at CostCo surrounded by secret service in suits with people in line and a fat woman in a motor scooter in front of her at least five or six times on Twitter. Who came up with plopping her down in the middle of a Costco between the socks and the frozen foods aisle at a desk.

  • penpal

    As long as we keep romanticizing the eminently unelectable Hillary Clinton, Democrats should expect to continue losing elections. She ran a shitty campaign and lost to a toddler.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Oh look, the Trumpanzee is back, how quaint.

      • Treant

        What Trumpanzee? (My Block works and I’m not afraid to use it on idiots).

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          I use block too, but this one is like Herpes, it only flares up occasionally and it’s fun to watch it turn red, get irritated and blow. I know, I’m evil. 🙂

      • penpal

        I never went anywhere. I’ve always been here.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          So you’re basically Herpes, good to know.

    • Goodboy

      Actually she won by a large margin.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    But remember, she was the worst possible choice, so said the regressives who now have the nerve to complain about Trump. How’s that Sarandoning going kids? Are you happy yet?

    • danolgb

      No.. they’re still at it. One of Bernie’s campaigners led a group of Dreamers protesting the person (Pelosi) who is fighting for Dreamers. Because that makes sense. They don’t understand that if they demand all or nothing when Republicans are in control, they’re going to get nothing.

    • I love dim sum

      I’m very happy actually that I voted for Stein. I would actually be cringing if I voted for Hillary after seeing her whine and repeatedly lie in her interviews over the past week.

      She would have been just as awful as Trump.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I liken the 2016 election to a very abusive relationship. The shit gibbon being the dad and Hillary being the mom and the voters being the children. Most of the children were ignorant and insisting that dad is right no matter how violent and abusive he is while the other children who were on mom side get drown out. And some just want to keep the status quo. Nothing changes when daddy murdered mom on the night of November 7. Actually it got worst. Now the embolden daddy is looking for his next target of abuse. Those children who supported him are helping him along to pick his next victim. Most of the authority know but cannot do anything because no one dare comes forward to file a legitimate complain. With one exception of an investigator who is painstakingly collecting enough evidence to build a case. This is the kind of script we’ve seen one too many times except for the unknown ending.

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    Thanks Jill Stein and Allepo-what’s his name. Appreciate it!

    • -M-

      The “Libertarians” and Evan McMullen (sp?) should have told all their supporters that defeating Trump was the immediate priority and to vote for Hillary in the general election to do that. But Stein is just a fraud/provocateur.

    • I love dim sum

      You’re welcome. I voted for Jill Stein. And I’m going to vote Green again next year and in 2020.

      • (((GC)))

        Your vote was a vote for tRump.

        • I love dim sum

          Wrong, my vote was a vote for Stein.

          • andrew

            A vote for Stein was indeed a vote for Trump. Deal with it. You have helped put in power one of the most environmentally unfriendly administrations in history in charge of the earth’s environment.

          • I love dim sum

            No, you deal with it. I voted for Stein instead of crooked corrupt Hillary. And I’ll do the same next year and in 2020.

      • 5moreminutes*imtired
        • I love dim sum

          Yes, there’s loads of pictures of Hillary together with Putin too. So what’s your point?

          I guess that means that the Clintons are actually Russian hackers.

  • GayOldLady

    Hillary had to take it on the chin for all women so that someday a WOMAN will be POTUS! Someone had to lead the way. So, until we get to our first woman POTUS, Hillary is my President.

    KAMALA HARRIS for POTUS – 2020.

    • JCF

      I’m not even slightly decided among those even rumored to run at this point…but I’ll upvote Kamala for babe-a-liciousness alone! 😉