Hannity: Help Me Beat “Conspiracy Theory” MSNBC

L-O-L. Mediaite reports:

At the end of his show Monday night, Sean Hannity informed his viewers that he’ll be returning to the 9pm time slot where his show began to make room for Laura Ingraham, whose show The Ingraham Angle will launch in October.

“All of my career, I always started behind the eight ball,” Hannity told his viewers. “In the month of August, for example, we were #2 in cable because for some bizarre reason, conspiracy theory TV is working right now.”

That was a not-so-subtle jab at MSNBC, whose ratings have surged during the Trump presidency. “But with your help- you help us spread the word,” Hannity continued, “give us a little time, we’re planning on being #1 with your help.”

  • minidriver

    Don’t worry Sean, you’ll always be number 2 in my book.

    • Comixbear

      Don’t forget to wipe the hannity off afterwards.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Need more than wiping. Power wash is needed to prevent chaffing from that piece of gunk.

      • Tawreos

        Is hannity what santorum turns into when it dries out?

      • Nowhereman

        There may still be dingle balls of Billow left, too. Best take a shower.

    • kaydenpat

      Lol!! He’ll always be flushable.

    • Steverino

      Trump and his Russian whores have #1 all locked up.

  • Comixbear

    “We need your help, because conspiracy reality…I mean theory television is being the fuck out of batshit-crazy shows like mine! We need the sheep to round up!”

  • Boy Elvis

    Oh, Rachel, hand this little prick his ass on a platter!

    • Tawreos

      I think he knows it is going to happen, that is why he is giving the plea to his audience

      • bambinoitaliano

        I’m just waiting for his victims to step up and send him packing the only way Fox knows how to dislodge its garbage hire.

        • Todd20036

          Have him get raped by a Fox executive?

          • bambinoitaliano

            I doubt anyone wants to touch that piece of blow hard. I’ve no doubt the snow flake will claim to be the victim of some sort.

          • Christopher

            He already comes pre-lubed.

            I mean, FFS, just LOOK at the greasy bastard!

      • Jeffg166

        Bad ratings = gets the axe.

    • GayOldLady

      She is handing him ass and his head on a platter.

    • Steverino

      Would love to see her devote a whole connect-the-dots show about the FOX enterprise, going back to the days when press-hating Richard Nixon wanted to create a new television network which would be a propaganda arm of the GOP. Roger Ailes stepped up to the plate, and the Reagan Administration and Congress obliged with corporate deregulation and the elimination of the Fairness Doctrine for the media. Rupert Murdoch with his media fortune kept FOX afloat during its fledgling years when it was a ratings disaster and hemorraging money.

  • j.martindale

    Yes, the tRump campaign may well have been involved in a conspiracy. Perhaps the “theory” will be borne out by facts unearthed by Mr. Mueller.

  • bkmn

    Makes me wonder what the email trail will look like between Hannity and the Trump campaign, along with wondering how much Mueller already has his hands on.

  • Tawreos

    The guy that pushed a conspiracy theory even after his network said it wasn’t true is going to talk about CNN pushing conspiracy theory TV. What an asshole.

  • JT

    There’s no need for a conspiracy theory about why his head is up his ass.

  • olandp

    Projection. With these ‘people’ it is always projection. Projection.

    • Adam Schmidt

      If they accuse others of their sins, well… then they couldn’t possibly be guilty of those things they’re accusing others of. It’s just logic. /s

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
    • Todd20036

      Nega Duck was always a great villain.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    I’d just like to be (first?) to point out that The Ingraham Angle is no doubt obtuse.

    • JCF

      I was going to say “crooked”!

  • Ginger Snap

    I’m off to vote in my Municipal primary here in Manchester NH.

    • DaddyRay

      Good on you – we need to vote in every elections no matter how big or small and encourage like minded friends to do the same

      • TuuxKabin
        • Gerry Fisher

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        • JCF

          You can tell that’s the father, by the not eating of baby. :-X

          • TuuxKabin

            What a fur ball that would be.
            El HubCap & I called our Senatoradoras, Gillibrand & Chuckers to reinforce our stands.
            Singing to the chorus can be a good release and practice if they are ever sitting on the fence.

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      • Blake Jordan

        Every election, from the lowest position up for the vote, to the president!!!

        It’s why the GOP has so much power, when the significant majority vote (choose) the Democrats!!!

    • Ginger Snap

      Done Voting, it was very quiet at my poling station this morning.

  • Leo

    Seth Rich may well cause your boss to lose his Sky Deal you fucker. How about that conspiracy.

  • Bluto
  • kelven

    Ahhh… the smell of desperation. Getting a bit worried Sean? Anticipating being part of the news instead of spinning it? He looks like he is ready to cry.

  • bambinoitaliano

    This is a new world of employing a snowflake. A supposed news anchor or host of some sort asking and begging for viewers? It won’t be long before he is selling bucket of slobs ala Jim Baker or Alex Jones. Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave.

    • barrixines

      Fox News have been selling a bucket of slobs for a long time.

      • TuuxKabin

        Ever since . . .

  • Harveyrabbit
    • Tawreos

      Are we sure that he didn’t mean that he has always had to wait his turn to get some coke?

  • Snownova

    From the channel that spent YEARS spouting the conspiracy theory of Obama’s birth certificate…

  • GayOldLady
  • TuuxKabin
    • Tawreos

      That’s a pretty kitty

      • TuuxKabin

        Hmmm. Sure is. I live with one. Tiger by way of the Chinese Horoscope. He kinda rules the house. Like you, I’m a Dog. Je, je.

  • Bj Lincoln

    It’s easy to think every station is spreading conspiracy theories when your head is so far up your ass full of them.

  • TuuxKabin

    For a colorful OT: Google’s Doodle’s got it. Couldn’t get it to come up for me, but you all may enjoy a colorful spread.

    From youtube.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoScjB_J35k

  • -M-

    He’s a pro at projection.
    Inanity never apologized for pushing the Seth Rich conspiracy theory among others.

  • Dramphooey

    The unmitigated gall of this comment is such that I cannot even laugh at the absurdity of this.

    Your scum followers cannot spread anything. Everyone has unfollowed their elderly asshole relatives on Facebook.

  • Todd20036

    People with brains are never going to watch you, Hannity, and people without brains are never going to watch Maddow, so frankly, I really don’t see this as a competition.

  • zhera

    This man still being on air is an insult. And he has the nerve to call Rachel Maddow’s show conspiracy theory?

    • Highmoremotel

      Facts are the conspiracy.

    • greenmanTN

      Reality has a well-known liberal bias- Stephen Colbert

  • worstcultever

    I’ve had it with seeing old, out-of-date, still sort-of-attractive photos of Hannity on stories like this. The visual truth is that he’s a rapidly aging ghoulish potato face, as evidenced in the video which is actual current reality. I wonder if he pays some bot to ensure that Google Image searches only bring up 20 year old photos.

    Sorry but dated photos used on current news stories are a personal pet peeve. They are simply a lie, and they help vain assholes like H keep up false images of themselves. I see this all the fucking time everywhere.

    /mini rant

    • TuuxKabin

      Good rant.

    • Mike__in_Houston

      Given how good Joe is at finding incredibly unflattering photos of the enemy, I’m guessing that he doesn’t consider this one still sort of attractive. I didn’t even realize that he doesn’t look like that now because I never watch that jackass.

    • ChrisMorley
  • Acronym Jim

    This was so far over the top, the kettle finally hired the SPLC to sue the pot for racist harassment.

  • Frostbite

    “Please clap.”
    “Please watch.”

  • Jmdintpa

    Isn’t it time for his fat bloated white sickly ass to become a statistic and suffer a massive coronary, preferably live on TV, and meet his maker…..in hell?

  • kaydenpat

    Go Rachel (and Lawrence)!!

  • M Jackson

    Boo-fuckin’-hoo.
    https://youtu.be/WXtI_7w65vQ

  • Karl Dubhe

    I’ll help him get beat. 🙂 Beaten like a rug by Rachel M.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Very interesting. The king of conspiracy theories wants help beating a ….. conspiracy theory?

    • Friday

      Fox’s right-wing projection again.

  • Christopher

    In other words: “Please Watch.”

    I prefer my TV personalities not to beg me for viewership.

    • The_Wretched

      I read that in Jeb!’s voice.

      • Christopher

        That’s what I was going for. 🙂

  • Matt

    What a fraud.

  • Natty Enquirer
  • yes b’y
  • ByronK

    Hey, Heinity, two words: Marc Rich. I absolutely loathe this lying pile of binge vomit.

  • Mikey Ruck

    just like Trump: a sexist blowhard who quickly turns into a whiny bitch victim. and just like Trump every word out of his mouth is a lie, and anything he says is a 180 degree opposite of what he says.

    “conspiracy theory TV?” that’s all left for FOX; no one else. has Hannity already forgotten about his Seth Rich conspiracy theory, which had been proved wrong repeatedly?

    let’s be honest here. what Hannity hates most is being beaten by an intelligent woman; an insanely intelligent, Oxford-educated woman, who also happens to be a lesbian.

  • kareemachan

    So sez the guy who spread Pizzagate conspiracy rumors as fast as he could talk.

  • No More GOP.

    Utterly toxic.

  • Folks on MSNBC used to make fun of their low ratings compared to Fox Pretending-Right-Wing-Opinions-Count-As-News. I find it hard to believe any of the on-air folks, especially Maddow, are quaking in their shoes about Hannity. Let’s see if the right-leaning management at MSNBC freaks out and reacts stupidly.

  • Cuberly

    “All of my career, I always started behind the eight ball,”

    Says the many times over millionaire whose entire gig centers around pretending to be an average Joe-Schmoe. Just a simple working guy…..with multiple houses and a private jet.

    Oh please! Anyone that falls for his underdog routine deserves his brain sucking factless schtick!

  • Richard B

    It is deeply satisfying knowing hothead Sean Hannity will lose his ratings war matchup against uber-intelligent Dr. Rachel Maddow and will be entering his death spiral into irrelevancy, maybe even embarrass FOX News to push him into early retirement.

  • JWC

    Sean baby if you keep flaunting Faux news conspiracies and your usual shit You might have something to watch…. No wait, then there is yout personality

  • Friday’s_cat

    The bogtrotter will be a Fox Darling until the first harassment suit.

  • Nowhereman

    Oh gag me. Here’s hoping that you drive more viewers to The Rachel Maddow Show. And hey doofus–this is one conspiracy that is real, unlike the ones that you and your handlers promote.

  • JCF

    “Hannity: Help Me Beat “Conspiracy Theory” MSNBC”

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  • That_Looks_Delicious

    “Please clap.”

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    But isn’t that in fact a conspiracy theory? Ugh. I can’t with him.

  • John Boily

    Yeah, no.