Trump Proposes Massive Military Parade

The New York Daily News reports:

President Trump now wants to hold military parades in the United States — because he saw the French doing it. Trump on Monday said the Bastille Day military parades in France have inspired him to consider a similar extravaganza in Washington, D.C. for Independence Day.

“It was one of the greatest parades I’ve ever seen. Because of what I witnessed, we may do something like that on July 4th in Washington down Pennsylvania Avenue,” Trump said in a meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron at Manhattan’s Palace Hotel.

“We’re gonna have to try and top it….We’re thinking about, Fourth of July, Pennsylvania Avenue, having a really great parade to show our military strength.”

  • Michael R

    No more bullshit actions from Trump until the Russia thing is settled .

  • edrex

    nothing looks weaker than a fucking overcompensation parade.

    • jerry

      His inaugural parade was the most pathetic, least attended that I’ve ever witnessed.

      • Librarykid

        Not according to 45. Maybe he should have tried for the NeoNazis and their ilk for a better turnout.

    • Ta-er al-Asfer

      His entire life is an overcompensation parade.

      • RoFaWh

        I’ve wondered before just what his parents did to him to make him the way he is. Some enterprising journalist should track down anyone who was on the inside of the Drumpf Sr household and get them to spill the beans. If any are left, that is.

        • Ta-er al-Asfer

          I’ve heard that his father was a monster, which would explain some things.

          • robindaybird

            Yeah, that his dad goes in streaks of completely ignoring him and then cracking down hard on him when he steps out of line

        • Roland Winston

          Don’t you think the spawn tells the story? No need to look back!

          • fahvel

            perfect RW, as clear as can be. It’s whatthe turd has done – and not what may or may not have been done to him – the offspring are straaaaange.

        • Steven B

          I think it’s 50% nurture and 50% nature. He was born with some psychiatric abnormality and comes from an abnormal upbringing. I’m not exaggerating. I really believe that’s true.

          • RoFaWh

            That’s about what I concluded too. Trump has two living siblings, but nothing I’ve heard (whispered by one best person to another) indicates that they are screwy, unlike Donny, who is unquestionably screwy.

            One concludes that Trump’s weirdness cannot be entirely due to parental abuse.

            IOW, just as you say.

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    • Harley

      I don’t think Pennsylvania Ave is built to carry tanks, armored personnel carriers and mobile rocket launches. Better to make it a military parade based on 1776 level of military technology. I would go see that.

      • Todd20036

        It’s not. ANd the rest of DC cannot support the weight of those things. And people actually cannot visit DC if all the streets are closed – which they’d have to be.
        And if that isn’t enough, only the deplorables would want to see tiny meat parades at all.

        • Kruhn

          First, Pennsylvania Avenue is closed in front of the White House. Second, the traffic jam from hell would form up if they pulled that crap on Constitution Avenue (which goes behind The White House). This is a bullshit move by a bullshit President.

      • Librarykid

        He wanted the huge weapons for his Inaugural but was told it was logistically impossible and you don’t want all of that weight over the Metro tunnels. What a megalomaniac. Send him to Russia for one of their parades and then refuse him reentry.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Perhaps he can use that extra money left over from his inauguration scheme to fund it. Oh, and guys and girls, no long weekend for you.. you get to march and dance like a puppet for the king.

  • Michael White

    Poor man must be hung like a hummingbird.

    • acde

      why are you so mean to hummingbirds?

    • Frostbite

      But his hands ego is huuuuuge!

    • Uncle Mark

      He’s hung like a Tic Tac; that’s why he’s obsessed with them.

    • zhera

      How long before he renames Penn. Avenue? Trump Avenue probably sounds good to him. And why shouldn’t he have a weekday named after himself?!? Trumpday, the weekly mandatory worshipping of Trump statues on every street corner.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Whatever happened to freedom fries?

  • Ish

    He should have one like Sadat did on October 6, 1981.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Nowhereman

      Notice how he’s been purposefully grabbing the size small gloves at these hurricane photo ops so that he can “complain” about how his hands are too big to fit?

    • rednekokie

      That word is misspelled. It starts with a P.

  • Lamb Urgini
  • argeejay

    Complete with the goose-step too, Hair Furor??

    • Nowhereman


  • Paula

    Fucking waste of money.

  • Landscapegoat

    Attention all personnel: Practice up on your goose-stepping skills for a command performance.

    • coram nobis

      William Shirer, in Berlin Diary, said the goose-step was one of the most undignified things he saw people do. And he went to enough Nazi parades to see it up close.

      • Bad Tom

        Doing a goose step can’t be good for your back, either.

  • JWC

    Maybe Ivanka and her Chinese tailoring troupe can whip up a nice military uniform with lotsa medals and v brite shiny things and big gold epaulettes and a sword and a…….

  • pch1013

    OK, but make sure to pick the right music.

    • coram nobis

      The right music and the right paraders.

      • Baltimatt
        • Sprightly


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        • Sprightly

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          But rude posters like him are who you prefer is absolutely why you don’t have any good people posting on there anymore.

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  • yes b’y
  • misterjack

    You still have that tiny dick.

  • coram nobis

    That’s swell. An airborne division or two doing the can-can down Constitution Avenue, followed by a mechanized brigade or two to tear up the pavement. Who pays the salaries and the street repairs?

    And if he does it on a hot day, how many of our military get sunstroke wearing those pretty blue dress uniforms? Big waste of time, or as one of my drill sergeants once said, “Today you get to see a whole division in retreat.”


  • Adam King

    He’s just a sentimental kinda guy at heart. *Sigh* Those were the days, weren’t they?

    • pj

      don wants to wear a fancy uniform too.

      • Nowhereman

        Sheriff Clarke can help him design it.

        • Danieruw


          • Nowhereman

            Sorry–I forgot to put quotes around it. I understand that his “sheriffing” was limited to running a jail, where he mostly tortured, neglected and killed inmates.

    • Todd20036

      At least Adolf knew how to dress. Trump can’t even match his suit to his pants.

      • coram nobis

        He was also a better painter than Churchill. Hitler could paint a whole flat in one afternoon. Two coats.

  • geoffalnutt

    He wanted to do the same thing for his inauguration. The top brass said to ‘fuck right off’ (essentially). Didn’t he get it the first time? I didn’t think so.

    • Todd20036

      Trump isn’t big on learning.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      How long before he start showing up in pseudo-military outfits with random faux medals?

  • pj

    the viet nam series started on PBS last night. i guess we learned nothing from the slaughter of thousands of young people.

    • Ernest Endevor

      No, we did learn one thing. Never have another draft. It makes war unpopular when the cost of fighting it is spread across the country. And that really gets in the way of the propaganda.

      • Nowhereman

        And then refuse to raise the minimum wage or make college affordable. That way only the poor will be inclined to join the military.

        • Ernest Endevor

          Exactly. Starve ’em into our ‘volunteer ‘ army.

    • Librarykid

      and we learned nothing from our own revolution about fighting guerilla troops in their own land with foreign armies: it don’t work. Afghanistan? Hello?

  • Ernest Endevor

    Oh no we fucking won’t.

  • coram nobis

    Tom Lehrer:

    “Remember the war against Franco?
    That’s the kind where each of us belongs,
    Though he may have won all the battles,
    We had all the good songs!”

    • pch1013

      Oh, the tune don’t have to be clever,
      And it don’t matter if you put too many syllables into a line!
      It sounds more ethnic if it ain’t good English,
      And it don’t even gotta rhyme!

      (excuse me… “rine”)

      • Gregory In Seattle

        So join in the Folk Song Army,

        Guitars are the weapons we bring

        To the fight against poverty, war, and injustice.

        Ready! Aim! Sing!

  • coram nobis

    How hot does it get in Washington on July 4? How many heatstroke casualties do our soldiers get?

  • Travis Morrow

    Use entertainers to entertain and soldiers for soldiering.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Although, since we spend more on military marching bands than the entire arts budget for the whole fucking country, it might at least give them a chance to earn it.

  • Lazycrockett

    Does he remember what happened to Anwar Sadat?

    • TampaDink

      He’s probably never heard of him….after all, he just recently learned that sometimes hurricanes strengthen enough to become category 5 storms.

      • RoFaWh

        That tiny stroke of enlightenment came with the discovery that there really is a number after four.

        • TampaDink

          An easy mistake for a piece of human garbage who bases his counting abilities on his dick size. Why would he need to know what comes after 4 inches?

      • Librarykid

        But he said we’ve had bigger or worse or something, a remark made totally out of ignorance and arrogance.

        • TampaDink

          Everything that spews from his lying mouth is based on ignorance and/or arrogance.

    • Bad Tom

      I don’t need to research this: No.

  • TampaDink

    Chances are, he won’t be in D.C. next July….whether he’s on vacation in N.J. or has retreated to somewhere more isolated to lick his wounds, remains to be seen.

    • Nowhereman

      Leavenworth would be lovely that time of year.

      • TampaDink

        I’m hoping that they can make room for most of his administration & family.

        • bzrd

          but he loves gitmo

          • TampaDink

            He won’t really know how he feels about it until he spends a few years down there.

      • Yep. Hot, dry, dusty — a good Kansas summertime.

        • Nowhereman

          Is it in the tornado zone? Bonus party.

    • Cuberly

      How are you doing? Are you back home?

      • TampaDink

        We came home yesterday. We knew in advance of our return that the house had survived Irma intact, that our immediate neighborhood had only lost power for less than 30 minutes and that there is a medium size tree down in our backyard. It was a volunteer Brazilian Pepper, which are an invasive species. No great loss. We have a friend who has a chainsaw who has offered to help us move it to the street, until the city gets around to hauling it all away…along with all of the other yard debris throughout town.

        • Cuberly

          Glad you’re ok.

          • TampaDink

            Thanks….us too. ;-p

        • zhera

          Wonderful news!

          • TampaDink

            It is, thanks!

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    A presentation.
    #45 is talking to HATE.
    Not you and I.
    How special!.

  • Gregory In Seattle

    Our Snowflake In Chief is jelly at all the fun Kim Jung Un and Putin have.

    • RoFaWh

      But doesn’t Kim jr. prefer cardboard missiles for his parades?

  • Nick in Pasadena

    Trump must be jealous of Sheriff David Clarke’s flair.

  • jimbo65

    With any luck he won’t be around next Independence Day.

    • Nowhereman

      I’m with you there! I’d like to see this festering boil come to a head long before then. Pence has to go with him.

  • FAEN

    You will always be president Doll Hands no matter how many fucking parades you have.

  • Nowhereman

    Yeah–I’ll bet he really likes the ones in North Korea with all the goose-stepping…

  • Wuulf

    The Trump wanted military vehicles in his inaugural parade but didn’t make a formal request because Pentagon said ” such support would be out of guidelines”.

  • Just when I began to think that it might not get worse . .

    • Cuberly

      Wait till he moves on to government mandated citizen uniforms, as “designed” by Kleptanka!

      • bzrd

        orange government mandated uniforms, “Kleptanka” originals for the clink, sewn by the Resident Nazi and cohort

  • rednekokie

    Then he’ll have to teach them all how to goose step.
    It figures!!

  • MassageBear

    The PresiDUNCE wanted this for his inauguration last January, too. He’s already forgotten he was informed the roadbeds in Washington, D.C. were not designed to bear the weight of heavy military tactical vehicles. Honestly, that’s what he wants to show off. Marching uniformed troops is just the frosting on his daily piece of cake.

  • Canadian Observer

    If he gives them all tiki torches and has the parade at night….. well, it would save money on fireworks at least…

  • Keith D Plane

    …little hands….little dick…….BIG MILITARY PARADE…..I’m shocked.

  • Cuberly
  • AtticusP

    Have Melania buy you a nice set of plastic soldiers for when you feel like playing war, you freak.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Huge waste of money!! Imbecile!!

  • HZ81

    Fucking embarrassing clown. Every single day, Dolt 45 drops another brain-deuce.

  • caphillprof

    Unless he can resurrect Busby Berkeley, the whole thing will come off as farce.

    • coram nobis

      Busby Berkeley actually did stage a military parade, of sorts, but not what Donald had in mind.

    • Librarykid

      or “Springtime for Hitler and Germany” from the Producers

  • anne marie in philly

    FUCK YOU! we DO NOT need a parade; only dictators have parades. so your best bro putrid has one every may 1; I DON’T GIVE A FAT FLYING FUCK!

    • Stuart Wyman-Cahall

      I share your sentiment but Macron isn’t a dictator.

      • Tom Mears

        The French have had an overinflated sense of their importance since 1066. Military parades go with the Territory. 😉

        • RoFaWh

          Somebody (technically, some nation) has to do it.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Don’t rain the invective, man.

      • anne marie in philly

        true; I was thinking of vlad putrid and kim jong ugh.

      • kiprian

        And half the “military” parade is firemen. And you can see in person why the calendars are sooooooo popular.

  • Frank Conway

    FUCK! I thought it was bad enough that people try to throw weddings on 4th of July now he wants all those serving our country to serve him- in the sweltering weather of July in DC? Let’s see him march the entire parade route in a wool uniform.

  • Uncle Mark

    I’m all for a big military parade, as long as they march all the way up to the White House to arrest Twitler and the members of his corrupt regime. Hopefully, we can celebrate Independence Day independent of Trump, and his enablers, flying monkeys and Russian money & influence.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He wants to be a dictator.

    Will they let him ?

    • Bj Lincoln

      Will WE let him?

  • RoFaWh

    The French must’ve given D2S a 3rd scoop.

    He’s like a very small boy who’s just discovered the delights of little tin soldiers.

  • greenmanTN

    Triumph Of The Swill

  • Taylor Bixler
  • SFBruce

    Donnie loved the Bastille Day military parades mainly because it made him forget about those tiny, little hands.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Hell to the NOES!

  • TimCA

    “Trump on Monday said the Bastille Day military parades in France have inspired him to consider a similar extravaganza in Washington, D.C.”

    Bastille Day commemorates a key event in the overthrow of a highly unpopular regime. Contemplate that and your 33% approval ratings, Donny!

  • DaddyRay

    I thought this was already shot down because the streets couldn’t handle the weight of tanks and military equipment

    • TexasBoy

      Details…Details…Fake News..

  • Bj Lincoln

    “Bigger and better than any other country ever!”
    ( Because I can’t have some small country show off their military better than my huge one!)

    • RoFaWh

      His mind is incapable of focussing on anything but the trivial.

  • William

    Let’s return to the good old days.

    • I really like the old East German national anthem “Auferstanden aus Ruinen” (risen from the ashes). The old Commie anthems were very catchy. Case in point –

      • William

        The words of the East German anthem were written for the Deutschlandlied (also known as Deutschland über alles). The music for their anthem later. The words to the East German anthem fell out of use over the pesky “einig Vaterland” part. The DDR government had ended discussions of unification, so the lyrics had to go away.

    • coram nobis

      1989. The year the Wall fell. Sic transit gloria mundi.

  • Tawreos

    Someone should tell him that the biggest parade on the planet will not change the size of his dick one little bit.

    • DaddyRay

      Yeah but the military can be forced to attend which will provide him the huge number of people that attend an event

  • Steven B

    He wanted the same damn thing during his inauguration too. The idea was shot down only because he was talked out of it. And here he is again!

  • sword

    Want to bet that Our Glorious Leader will view the parade wearing a faux-military uniform, cross his arms, hold his chin high, and gravely nod to the troops. To see how he will do it…watch an film of Mussolini. Trump watches old Italian movies of ‘Il Duce’.

  • JCF
  • Prost Seattle

    In Donald’s defense, I want to play with some military men as well.

  • carrolmcc

    ~heavy sigh~

  • Friday

    Of course, what he really needs is people who can be legally-forced to ‘show support.’

  • ByronK

    “One of the great election victories of all time.” Maybe Donny has a crush since I thought he had the greatest victory. But seriously, cutting billions from education, trying to cut millions off of health insurance and then blowing millions on a parade to use the military as a penis pump? Well, he has his priorities set, doesn’t he!

  • ultragreen

    Ugh, more over-glorification of militarism. Yet another symptom of Trump’s fascist tendencies. Let’s stick with pretty fireworks displays.

    • Robincho

      The rockets’ red glare! The bombs bursting in air!…

  • netxtown

    and maybe…just maybe – the parade will turn on his stupid ass. It would truly be a day of independence.

  • infmom

    It’ll have to wait till they learn how to goose step.

  • andrew

    I am a Navy Veteran and a strong supporter of our military, but those massive military parades are out of place in our democracy, where the civilian government is supreme. Those kinds of parades are most often held as a display of an authoritarian dictator’s power and with Trump in the White House they are particularly inappropriate.

    • LesbianTippingHabits

      Civilian government is not supreme. Not in this White House, right?

  • Tomcat

    He keeps it up he is going to get marches alright, just not the kind he wants.

  • Tomcat

    Our proud Dictator, trump.

  • fuzzybits
  • Tom000

    You can’t be a bona fide dictator without one.

  • BartmanLA

    Wonder where he got the IDEA? Putin regularly puts on these so do the Chinese, and North Koreans… etc… And there are STILL his supporters that think he’s not aligned with them! Comon WAKE up people!!!

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    From “freedom fries” to imitating the French.

    At least nobody can accuse Republicans of ideological rigidity.

  • MassageBear

    What are they holding? Olive-painted dildo rams?

    • The_Wretched

      RPGs / anti tank weapons of some kind. I was wondering what good such a squad is. Great, they all fire once and then run away?

  • greenmanTN
  • wds

    When Hair Furor wanted a military parade for his inauguration, he was told then that Pennsylvania Ave could NOT support tanks, trucks, etc … I’m assuming he’s “forgotten” that … SMH … Hopefully Dolt45 won’t be around by the 4th of July …

  • LatrinaDiBucca

    Memo to Tiny Donald: If you have to tell ’em how big your dick is, it ain’t.

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Dictators sure love their military parades don’t they. He’s inspired by the Russian military parades that they had in the USSR.

    • Librarykid

      He should go there and stay.

  • DoctorDJ

    You show me yours, I’ll show you mein.

  • leastyebejudged

    At least he’s honest about the Bread and Circus right.

  • coram nobis
  • Joseph Miceli

    I’m sure someone else already pointed it out, but Ima do it again. Why doesn’t Trump save the money he’d spend on the parade and use it to fund the medical needs of Transgendered service people? After all, Trump said they were expensive (whisper: they aren’t!) so why not?
    I hate that Cheeto mother fucker.

  • J Ascher

    His bosses at the Kremlin will be proud and able to show him how it’s done!

  • Gene Perry

    The army/navy/marines/cg should tell T____ that they are too busy that day to have a parade. They’ll be busy defending the country!

  • BlindBill

    The commander and serial draft dodger wants a military parade …. He has zero redeeming qualities

  • pete

    reminds me of nixon wanting to dress white house marines in a special uniform like he’d seen in europe. america is different. we don’t emphasize military (although we have by far the world’s largest military) or status. we believe in peaceful resolution and everyone is equal.