Tony Perkins: Pray For Jesus To Stop The SPLC

Today’s FRC prayer of the day:

Pray that the SPLC’s leaders, deeds, and motives will be exposed and that their influence will diminish. May God mercifully reach into the lives of the SPLC’s leaders, staff, and supporters, and convict them of the wrong they are doing. May the Holy Spirit lead them to repentance. May many encounter Christ dramatically, just as Rabbi Saul before he became the Apostle Paul, who was on his way to destroy followers of Christ.

May the American press and Big Business cease and desist from promoting the SPLC. May those who have helped instigate the present divide among Americans cease to sow seeds of division. Protect and prevent the innocent and vulnerable from falling prey to SPLC’s fundraising schemes.  Keep them from entanglement with the deeds of the SPLC.  (Pr 6:16-19; 16:2; Mt 5:44; Lk 19:8; Jn 10:10; Acts 9:1-19; 1 Cor 4:5; Eph 5:6-13; 1 John 4:20)

  • Lazycrockett
    • clay

      Yeah, they were mouthing off at Japan all day.
      Still more dangerous– how Trump will react.

    • gaycuckhubby

      WashingtonPost reporter
      “Haven’t confirmed new North Korean missile launch yet. But interview w/ Gen. Hyten ended abruptly. His Q to staff: “Did something happen?”

    • safari
  • bkmn
  • bkmn

    Or you could donate money to NOM and get the exact same result as praying.

  • AtticusP
  • clay

    “He’s dead, Jim.”

  • Tatonka

    I’m so tired of these hate mongers.

  • Lazycrockett

    The only reason Saul became Paul was cause he saw a far larger herd of sheep to fleece.

    • Tatonka

      As it was in the beginning, so it is now and ever shall it be.

      • BudClark

        “WORLD WITHOUT TONY! AMEN! ALLELUIA!”

  • Adam Stevens

    I’ve decided to pray for something entirely different.

  • Kelly Lape

    It’s a shame this person can’t apply his musings to himself.

  • pch1013

    Here’s the link to donate to the SPLC: https://donate.splcenter.org/

  • Mark
    • Allan_in_SF

      It never gets old.

  • billbear1961

    Being exposed by the good people at the SPLC really worries these hateful fascist frauds.

    • EdmondWherever

      Pray that the SPLC’s leaders, deeds, and motives will be exposed and that their influence will diminish.

      Yep, they’re obviously having an influence.

    • jonfromcalifornia

      Evangelicals and conservative Christians just hate being exposed for their willful lies. They scatter like cockroaches when light is shone on them.

  • Ninja0980

    “May those who have helped instigate the present divide among Americans cease to sow seeds of division”
    You mean like implying those that all members of the LGBT community are child predators who deserve to be put in prison?
    That kind of division?

    • Todd20036

      Besides, didn’t Tony Perky claim that being labeled a hate group was some sort of badge of honor?

      • pj

        that didnt work. now hes praying away the SPLC. that will work for sure

      • Dale Snyder

        I think it was that two-ton hell-bound sinful glutton Fatt Barber who made that claim.

    • ted-

      My own sister does that.

  • JWC

    Tony just shut up and fuck off

  • kelven

    Awww, the designation is no longer a badge of honor. Must be impacting the bottom line.

  • billbear1961

    Like Trump, you EXIST to sow division and hatred in the pursuit of POWER.

  • Outlaw Woman

    With all the KKK/alt-right connections coming out, the religious right is running scared. SPLC is having some effect, probably monetarily, on their various organizations (thus the reference to “Big Business”).

    I bet they lost a few big donors.

    • RoFaWh

      The equation:

      [Southern Baptist] ≡ [KKK]

  • Todd Allis

    “May God mercifully reach into the lives of the SPLC’s leaders, staff,
    and supporters, and convict them of the wrong they are doing.” Back at you, Tony.

    • EdmondWherever

      Oh hell, God could flood Tony’s house and Tony wouldn’t get the message.

      • Mark

        He did. Last year.

        • Miji

          And guess what he didn’t flood . . . . . the offices of the SPLC. Hmmm, I wonder who God loves.

          • grada3784

            You only flood the ones you love.

  • canoebum

    Does anyone remember Morris Dees? I remember his many appearances on television, bravely exposing these bigots, oppressors and murderers. What a fantastic legacy he left us. He is still with us, but we never see him any longer. Hats off to Morris Dees!

  • Hank
    • safari

      I want one.

  • zhera
  • Talisman

    Maybe you should pray to your god that he opens your heart to truth and honesty.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Natty Enquirer

    I wish Perkins and his gherkins would spend more time praying and less time doing actually useful things.

    • thatotherjean

      When was the last time they did anything useful?

  • CPT_Doom

    So Tony, if we pray for all that and it doesn’t happen, will you promise to admit your god is a fraud?

  • Mark

    They are getting SOOO desperate!

  • Rocco

    Jesus is the SPLC, you fool. Sniffing that wig glue again, aren’t ya missy?

  • ByronK
    • Treant

      The marriage license was her greed card. The green card was a license for catchin’ the richest guy she could.

      • Blake J Butler

        Still DACA recipients contribute more to this country than her marrying rich men that look and act like her daddy.

        • Treant

          I never said they didn’t. The only possible takeaway from the headline is that Melania is a useless, gold-digging whore, but the argument is not extensible to other DACA folks.

          • Blake J Butler

            I’m not criticizing you, I’m implying that DACA recipients and undocumented immigrants have made more mountable contributions to this country than the minuscule and insignificant “contributions” coming from the FSOTUS.

    • zhera

      “extraordinary ability”

      I can agree with extraordinary. Ability? Not so much. Those pictures of her modelling inside a jet still make me retch.

    • greenmanTN

      You have to admit that ping-pong ball trick is pretty extraordinary.

    • Nowhereman

      “Self-sponsored?” Is that like self-homeschooling?

      • Phillip in L.A.

        elf-insured

    • Phillip in L.A.

      This stuff writes itself

  • Dale Snyder

    Still not addressing why hate groups are designated as such, aren’t we? Fuck you, you vile piece of excrement.

  • JT
    • greenmanTN

      The hate is only half the story. It’s the constant egregious, outrageous LIES they tell that gets them on the SPLC list.

      • Friday

        Well, that just makes it obvious. If someone wants to give me a hard time about anything *true,* it could be criticism. If they are making stuff up and advertising distortions, it’s pretty clear they are trying to foment hatred.

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    • Barry William Teske

      “The Fight For Faith.”
      Oh.
      So it is about using violence and subversion to be regarded as holier than thou regardless of an others potential and path.
      Who knew?
      Seriously.
      Who knew, what most now witness as being almost, if not wholly criminal in the intent?

  • Frostbite

    If your all-powerful deity could do this, why hasn’t it already? Why does it need you to beg and grovel?

  • Chucktech

    Oh, SHIT. Tony and his gang are gonna pray against the SPLC. That means the SPLC is done for. They won’t stand a chance against the awesome power of prayer…

  • 2patricius2

    Ever wonder what the “Family Research Council” researches?

    • BudClark

      Close female relatives’ genitalia, or so I’ve heard …

    • Friday

      They’re Christianists, everything they say is backwards.

  • BudClark

    Blasphemous bitch needs a cactus high colonic!

    • RoFaWh

      Why do you think so much shit pours out of dear Tony’s mouth?

  • juanjo54

    What the hell, let’s give it a shot:

    In the name of the Goddess Sulis Minerva, I curse Tony Perkins and his life and mind and memory. May his intestines, genitals, spleen, liver and lungs mixed up together, and his words, thoughts and memory become befuddled and confused beyond all understanding. May he be unable to speak any falsehood, no be able to hold anything concealed. May he be accursed in his blood, his eyes, and every limb and may all his intestines be eaten away by intestinal parasites. May his penis be inflamed and unable to become erect, always suffering a odorous discharge.

    .

    • Elsewhere1010

      That should just about cover it. It just so happens I’ll be in Bath (England!) next week, Sulis Minerva’s celtic home, and I’m going to bring a copy of your excellent curse to read aloud at the Roman Baths. Would it help to place a statue to S.M. in with the rest of our household gods? Or would she think that pushy?

    • Friday

      You might want to learn better polytheism but I think this country could use a good hot bath and less falsehood. 🙂

  • AdamTh

    Hey Tony… Why didn’t your jebus guy just stop SPLC from ever forming in the first place?

  • greenmanTN

    This is probably my favorite ‘”family values” group caught in a lie story.’ A lesbian couple in FL were about to adopt a child. One of the women was actually related to the child, which is why it was happening despite the FL ban on gay adoption. An FL group associated with the FRC sent out a newsletter with a scare-mongering story about this terrible event.

    The photo on the right is the actual couple adopting the child. The photo on the left is the one the “Christian” group used to illustrate their story.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/S2xMS-_fYsI/AAAAAAAApKU/ZPXhqX8q6y4/s400/FloridaApoption.jpg

    Called on it, the group claimed the photo was posted by accident. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0bbb76bffa92dd4d1941472f81912114b31a51ad747916efd5306314b183d902.jpg

    • RoFaWh

      “There are no accidents.”

      – Sigmund Freud (allegedly)

  • LovesIrony

    God: No you hateful fuck

  • -M-

    “convict”? Wordspew. Mumbo-jumbo.

    • Nowhereman

      These guys are no better than that crazy woman with her homemade scepter showing people how to scare the hurricane away.

    • thatotherjean

      Nah–Evangelicalese. “Convict”=make them feel that they have done something bad.

  • Nowhereman

    You are a hate group. Wear it. And if Jesus ever does come back, the first thing he’ll do is to shut down phony christians like you.

  • Silver Badger

    There he goes again with that public prayer. “Get thee to a closet.”

  • Elsewhere1010

    Dearest Sweet Jesus,
    Please protect the SPLC and help them to expose the freaking insanity of those who say they worship you but have no fucking clue.
    Amen and Thanks a Bunch!!

  • Nowhereman

    John 4:20? That reminds me–it’s time for a little something.

    • Jonathan Smith

      your Johnie?

  • anne marie in philly

    STFU, dickhead! go pull your pud again!

  • Uncle Mark

    “Your prayers are very important to us. Please hold, and we will smite the city/law/people in the order in which they were prayed for.”

    • Homo Erectus

      “The hands that help are better far than lips that pray.”—Robert G.
      Ingersoll

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    I prayed for Tony after he chose that little Duggar pervert as a part of his group. And he STILL defends him. He worries about the SPLC? Yeah, wrong focus.

  • “May those who have helped instigate the present divide among Americans cease to sow seeds of division.”

    “Division” in Conservativeland™ = “Troublemakers choosing to not do whatever the white Christian conservative patriarchy tells them to do… failing to follow our orders like folks did back in the 1950s when things were grand.”

  • EdA

    And this is how you attempt to convince people that you are NOT a hate group??

  • darren lyle

    I just wrote the SLPC another check.

    It is n organization that deserves our support

  • Phillip in L.A.

    I would pray for white jeebus to stop the SPLC from sending me so much god-damn crap in the mail, and sending me e-mails almost.every.day.

    • greenmanTN

      The HRC is bad about that too.

  • Rob L

    Fuck off Tony.
    JMG… belated thx for gttg rid of the healthy penis thing.

  • Robert Miller

    Quite interesting to check out his scripture references… this one is interesting…

    Luke 19:8

    Zacchaeus stood there and said to the Lord, ‘Look, half of my
    possessions, Lord, I will give to the poor; and if I have defrauded
    anyone of anything, I will pay back four times as much.’

    Any chance he understands this?

    • Friday

      Even their own rules are for the little people to these hate-preachers.

  • May you just shut the fuck up!

  • JCF

    Tony, make ya a deal:

    I’ll pray to Jesus to STOP BIGOTED FUCKWITS like yourself, which make the SPLC so necessary. And if that not be his will (e.g., he’s low on lightning bolts) I’ll pray he *strengthens the resolve* of the SPLC to FIGHT bigoted fuckwits like yourself!

  • Friday

    Christianist hate-preachers make their money anyway, but thankfully, they really suck at magic, along with the many other hypocrisies they suck at.

  • Dan Patterson

    Gee, Miss Tonette, I’ve been praying to Jesus for your speedy demise for about a decade, so I’m doubting the efficacy of prayer these days. But this notice reminds me that we need to support the SPLC financially.

  • David in Tucson

    Awww, poor wounded snowflake! Truth hurts, doesn’t it?

  • Dicky

    This last week (?) the belief that the SPLC is a weapon of progressives has been getting air in papers. Editorialists have complained that they are being unfair nowadays by putting neonazi and religious groups in their hate group classification, but not antifa. Another one just out and out lamented that they supported gays and that those bastions of morality, international conglomerates, were going along with it.

  • Gianni

    ……May those who have helped instigate the present divide among Americans cease to sow seeds of division…….Now you’re talking about yourself, your damned organization, and the other Christian shitheads just like you.

  • Homo Erectus

    Oh fer chrissakes!

  • “May the American press and Big Business cease and desist from promoting
    the FRC. May those who have helped instigate the present divide among
    Americans cease to sow seeds of division. Protect and prevent the innocent and vulnerable from falling prey to FRC’s fundraising schemes. Keep them from entanglement with the deeds of the FRC.”

    There. That seems much more of a realistic prayer.

    Perkins is such a scumbag.

  • John Calendo

    May God mercifully send an 18-wheeler out of control when Tony Perkins is prayerfully crossing the street. May the Holy Spirit reach into the hearts of the ambulance drivers and have them stop at Dunkin’ Donuts on the way to the scene. May Brother Perkins encounter Christ dramatically as he bleeds out on the pavement, just as Rabbi Saul on the road to Damascus, who also needed a little divine head-handed-to-him from the Father. Let the obits mercifully and prayerfully expose Brother Perkins for the grifting fraud he is, and, Father, could you cook up something just as holy for Alveda King, James Dobson, and that cute gender-question mark, Pastor Robert Jeffreys. In Jesus’ name we pray. Praise!

  • LeeCMH

    When Perkins’ home was flooded last year. We did not hear anything about God’s punishment.