LIVE VIDEO: White House Press Briefing

Via Mediaite:

Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will hold a briefing today in the White House’s James S. Brady room to talk about the Trump Administration’s latest moves. The White House has launched a new attempt to gain momentum for tax reform, calling for third-party groups to aid and abet the administration’s push for an overhaul. Details behind any tax reform deal that could get through Washington’s bureaucracy remain murky, but the subject is certainly picking up media steam and can be expected to be a topic of discussion at today’s briefing.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • boobert

    That outfit from yesterday was a hoot ! Caution tape comes to mind.

    • Jonathan Smith

      That outfit from yesterday was a sin.

    • Rex

      Someone told her stripes were slimming, they just didn’t specify which direction, so she covered all the bases.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      If a TV show could abuse drugs, she was wearing Project Runway on Meth.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Tawreos

      I’m bald, but no one describes me as beautiful, no one with taste at any rate =)

      • clay

        so, . . . that’s NOT your pic in your avatar? 🙁

        • Tawreos

          Of course not I wanted something cute so I used my dogs picture, with his permission of course.

          • vorpal 😼

            We have two black boy cats, and I still worry every time I switch avatar pictures that I’ll hurt the other one’s feelings.

          • Reality.Bites

            Why not take a photo with both of them?

          • vorpal 😼

            I actually have tried that several times, but taking a large photograph of two black cats together where it’s clear where one stops and the other starts is enough of a challenge. Finding one that you can shrink down to avatar size without it just looking like a patch of black ink is pretty much impossible.

          • FAEN

            Aww

          • clay

            Consent is important.

      • FAEN

        Oh stop! I’m sure you’re beautiful.

    • Bluto

      bald is hawt.

      • FAEN

        I’m glad people think so. I buzz my head but I’m still learning to love it.

        So far no ones hit on me so 😬.

        • vorpal 😼

          Given that almost every man in my family was completely bald by the time he was 25, I decided to brace myself and prepare, so in my early 20s I buzzed off my hair… and was pleasantly surprised that I thought I looked pretty acceptable.

          All the same, fortunately, I’m just about to hit 40 and somehow still have a full head of hair.

          I bet you look positively ravishing with a buzzed head!

          • FAEN

            You are too sweet. My pals say I make too much of an issue but I’m getting there.

    • Lazycrockett
      • another_steve

        Sir Patrick Stewart is both a gorgeous hunk of man and an incredible ally of the LGBT community.

    • clay

      Yesterday in a meeting, we were trying to remember who was in charge of a certain project. No one remembered except me, and I’d blanked on his name and simply called him “bald guy who doesn’t like me.” Three people immediately volunteered the correct guy’s name.

    • barracks9
    • Rex

      I absolutely have a thing for bald men.

      • FAEN

        What about men with buzzed heads?

        • Jonathan Smith

          works for me too

        • Rex

          Yup, works for me.

          • FAEN

            Then you’d probably like my buzzed baldy head.

    • Nic Peterson

      Swoon!

    • another_steve

      Ain’t nuttin’ bald about those pecs of his.

      Yum…

      • More! More! Bring on the bald beauties.

    • Christopher
    • Ross

      Men who shave their chest hair often say they do so to accentuate muscular definition.

      The guy above proves the fallacy/idiocy of this argument.

      Oh, and grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

      • another_steve

        I like the very defined line of hair density that runs from his pubic area northward.

        I would like to rent a kayak and navigate it.

        • Rex

          Interesting.
          My tongue has GPS.

          • barracks9

            Go on…

          • another_steve

            “Go on…”

            Ohmigod this blog has now descended into little more than a pornographic website designed to titillate the queer masses.

            That said… may I have more, Rex?

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d24c2a6b1d3138deee1cbd53cd17d3bd130124db1c2a1a611d0cd811ad126c9f.jpg

          • Jonathan Smith
          • another_steve

            Oh the combination of looking like that AND having a gorgeous smile.

            Deadly.

          • Jonathan Smith

            not “Deadly”
            “Daddy”

          • another_steve

            He’s a tad bit too young to meet my definition of a daddy.

            Here’s a bona fide bald daddy.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e6fdad7e421070efdf1bf5aa7aa06e64156e516f4f5221c022fbb00b9e0298a.jpg

          • Jonathan Smith

            …sorry Daddy….
            🙂

          • Rex

            Honestly, how much more disdain can we throw at SHS, life’s too short not to think about sex 95% of the time.

          • another_steve

            Actually, nature wants men to be pigs. To scatter seed everywhere. Were we not horny devils, we might not want to fuck others as often – and that could mean the end of the species.

            Gay men, too… though most (not all, but most) gay men aren’t selected to be reproducers.

            We help perpetuate the species in other ways.

          • Rex

            We’re responsible for “prettying up” the ones out spreading seed. Making their job easier.

          • another_steve

            That’s one of the “explanations” for homosexuality, and I believe it to be true.

            We help create a world conducive to breeding. A prettier, more ordered world. A world where haircuts are very sexy, where the furniture blends in beautifully with the rest of the house, and where heterosexuals – after hearing a glorious opera or viewing a stunningly painted landscape – are in inspired and exalted moods and want to go home and fuck each other. Want to make more babies.

            That, plus we serve as available and dependable (child-free and therefore not burdened with child-rearing responsibilities ourselves) aunts and uncles.

            We babysit their offspring so that they can spend nice evenings out together and catch their breath before they fuck each other and make more babies.

          • edrex

            yeah. i don’t babysit their offspring, as i’ve made clear to all of my breeding friends. (but i do show for their bday parties.)

          • another_steve

            I find that heterosexuals do nice veggie-and-dip spreads.

            I go to their kids’ birthday parties primarily for that reason.

          • edrex

            my hetero parenting friends are generally good cooks and they make good cocktails. and they know i am undisciplined with my cursing. and their children love my husband and seem to enjoy me.

          • another_steve

            On her deathbed, my mama told me she liked my husband more than she liked my sister’s husband.

          • edrex

            my husband’s father — now 95 — moved across the country to be near us rather than my husband’s two older brothers (who, it should be said, are actually really good guys). but he made the best choice.

          • Christopher
          • another_steve

            We were talking about gingers the other day.

            Red-headed men are proof that Zeus loves us and wants us to be happy.

          • Rex

            It always reaches the desired destination.

      • FAEN

        I have to trim mine. Partly because some of my chest hair is white and makes my chest look blotchy but also because it’s a tad unruly.

        • vorpal 😼

          Same here: a light trim, but no shaving off.

          (The white hairs are starting to come in, much to hubby’s amusement, since I’m usually the one who is probably responsible for having caused a lot of white hairs in other people.)

          • FAEN

            LOL!

            I find it hard to believe that you cause people white hairs.

          • vorpal 😼

            If you’re willing to put up some cash, both my parents and my ex would probably take that bet :-).

            Hubby has somehow managed to remain surprisingly resistant.

            To give you an idea, the weekend I first met hubby in person (we met online through a mutual friend’s LiveJournal and hit it off), I introduced him to my ex, many of my friends, AND my parents. My mom pulled me aside and said, “He is such a nice boy. Please don’t break him.”

          • FAEN

            LOL! You sound like an interesting man. But I figured that out already.

          • FAEN

            I’m on the slim side but this is what happens to my chest hair if I don’t trim it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b35ce41893384fa539ac8eda984e6a9b9d78dcb38237902d5ae8ff3bfcc4e38.jpg

          • Jonathan Smith

            woof!!!!!!!

          • clay

            I’m not seeing the problem, here.

          • FAEN

            I think I’m somewhat of an aquired taste but thanks matey.

          • vorpal 😼

            Looks perfectly edible to me :-).

            Do we get an (upside down) after picture for comparison purposes? =grins=

          • FAEN

            Naughty boy. I like that 😉.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            Then stop trimming it. WOOF!

          • FAEN

            You don’t think it looks too unruly?

          • FAEN

            No idea why Disqus always has my pics upside down. Meh.

          • vorpal 😼

            I just figured it was a result of me living in the Southern Hemisphere. 😀

        • Ross

          Unruly chest hair?

          HOT.

    • Greg B.

      Oh my.

    • Rambie

      Woof

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I love the press briefing postings, when we just take off on whatever the fuck we want.

    • JCF

      Um, that guy’s clearly not bald (on his head—that just appears to be the ONLY place he shaves!).

  • PickyPecker

    http://cdn5.swordandscale.com/files/2016/06/WaffleHouse-590×372.jpg
    (slides into corner booth; ajusts dusty blinds)
    ‘Oh, hello Sarah. Can you bring a rag to wipe this sticky table?…..Don’t look at me like that. Sheesh.
    GOL will be along shortly, so you should bring a carafe of coffee and two cups.
    Make sure the cups are clean this time, ok?
    And tell the manager we’d like a word with her on your way back.’

  • AtticusP

    Sarah looks like she’s losing weight.

    I hope she’s trying. I know that job would turn ME into a bulimic.

    • Lazycrockett

      Women can’t be fat in the Drumpf administration.

    • Bluto

      spanx.

      • AtticusP

        And they said there were no more miracles.

      • clay

        . . . for the memories.

      • Ray Taylor

        That striped blouse was her attempt to turn the blouse into taped spanx.

    • boobert

      She might look worse if skinny, lol. Like skeletor conway

      • Lazycrockett

        as she picks at her salad having to listen to Kelly Anne go on again bout how she can eat anything she wants and never gain an ounce.

        • Bluto

          as much as I loathe sarah, she doesn’t strike me as a meth kinda person.

          • Lazycrockett

            She’s high on Christ.

          • Bluto

            nailed it.

          • Rex

            More like Rocky Road right outta the carton kinda person.

      • clay
        • ByronK

          Good lord, it looks like it was a family of nine but they ate the other four.

          • Rex

            Sarah’s got a nervous smile if I’ve ever seen one.

          • ByronK

            She’s worried people will figure out what happened to the other four family members.

          • Rex

            More like she doesn’t want to be an appetizer.

        • Christopher

          The dog…

          “Get me the fuck outta here! I heard they were going for hot dogs after this and I’m not taking any chances.”

          • The_Wretched

            The dog looks haunted with a 1000 yard stare.

        • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

          I wonder if Sarah was a rotten person at that young age, or if it was something she aspired to be?

        • Gretchen

          My husband and I are just as large as the Huckabee family, but the difference as far as I can tell is that we are nice people who have not made it our life’s mission to fuck over the poor, POC, LGBTQ folks, women, etc. There may very well be people who make fun of us for our weight, but at least no one will talk about me for being a bigot. Character counts.

        • mpatreyu

          Is she the one in the purple? Hasn’t changed much.

        • FAEN

          Every time and I mean EVERY time I see that pic I am immediately reminded of the X Files episode(one of the best) ‘Home’.

        • JCF

          Somebody RESCUE THAT DOG ASAP!!!!

    • Gustav2

      Oh honey, she is on the Teavangelical Dress Barn diet. Just buy all your clothes one size to large.

  • Bluto
    • The_Wretched

      I’ve tied using that nylon. It’s very slippery and you have to over engineer all the frictions. I’m surprised, however, that his hands are still normal pink with how tight that looks on the wrists.

    • JCF

      That may be “consensual”, but I’m not at all sure about the “safe & sane” part…

  • safari

    Oh. Sarah is listing what laws Comey “broke” writing his personal memo. In short: he used an FBI computer to write them.

  • safari

    She’s also reading off her notes when answering Comey questions

  • Adam Stevens

    Jim Neighbors looks fabulous in drag!

  • Nic Peterson

    Dear Sarah,

    Black is still the new black. Sorry that you didn’t get the memo.

    • ByronK

      In her case, it’s not slimming. She just looks malignant.

  • safari

    Signing the bipartisan resolution against white supremacy? He will.

  • Treant

    I don’t need to hear Straight Jacket Barbie going on about whatever she wants to lie about this day, thanks.

  • another_steve

    Oh take off that terrible schmatta, girl. The stripes. Ugh.

    There are effete gay men on this blog and we’re very offended by it.

    • JWC

      wat schmatta baby?

  • safari

    Sarah looks good in black.

    • ByronK

      She’s in mourning for her reputation.

    • Reality.Bites

      You mean you turned off the TV?

  • vorpal 😼

    Sarah, dear: buying makeup in bulk should be a sign that you’re doing it wrong.

    • JWC

      especially those applied with a roller honey NO don’t do it

    • PickyPecker
    • Rex

      That’s the only way it’s sold at Sherwin Williams.

  • JWC

    Let us soon cast our gaze on the precise fashion statement this vetible clothes horse pleasures us with today

  • Ninja0980

    Going to make an apple pie instead of wasting my time listening to this shit.

    • Lazycrockett

      I just whipped up a no bake cheese cake.

    • Gretchen

      I made a pear cobbler over the weekend that was so good I am tempted to make another tonight.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I had a BLT for lunch

  • Gustav2

    Russia, Russia, Russia!

  • Lazycrockett

    She says absolutely nothing.

    • PickyPecker

      and yet she yammers on and on…..

    • safari

      With perfect clarity

    • FAEN

      That’s their gift as it were-talking while saying fuck all.

    • Bryan

      She’s literally awful.

  • FAEN

    Something something bullshit
    Something something obfuscation
    Something something Jeebus
    Something something out right lie
    Something something alt intelligence

    The White House press briefing.

    • Tawreos

      Would it kill you to give a spoiler alert? =)

    • jerry

      Yeah, I click on the video each day just long enough to see what abomination of a thrift-store camping tent she’s wearing today. If I actually listened to the press conference, it would be like watching Fox News, where you know a lot less than if you didn’t watch at all, and burned too many brain cells in the process.

  • Bluto

    sure, cheeto is the prez of everyone – except, gays, trans, dreamers, brown peeps, moose lambs, jews, woman, the poor………

  • Gustav2

    Ryan and McConnell have NOTHING to do with tax reform!

    • Also, it’s not ‘reform.’ It’s tax cuts. Tax cuts for obscenely rich assholes whose greed will never be sated until America completes its transformation into capitalistic feudalism.

  • Who told her she could wear normal human clothes today and not one of her closet full of clown suits?

  • ByronK

    Oh honey, the more blush you use, the smaller your eyes look. Like a sewer rat in a flashlight.

  • Greg B.

    When I first saw this I thought “oh who’s playing her on SNL?” then I realized that’s actually her. Is it possible to be a caricature of oneself?

  • boobert

    Droopy eye and constantly doing that thing with her tongue, lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwAHjl9PZH4

  • Joe in PA

    “Democrat party”…drink!

  • Dagoril

    The still photo looks like someone got into their Barbie Make-up Kit again.

  • Jerry Kott

    She doesn’t know the difference between cocky and confident. She just may not have experience talking to adults.

  • JWC

    Take that mantle on?? WOW that statement sucks in just so many ways

  • Joe in PA

    “Fireable offense.”

    Got it.

  • bkmn

    No reason to give them another viewer for their daily liefest

  • boobert

    She just leaves when she knows her bull gets deep. lol

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Sarah H. Sanders: “I object to the suggestion that President Trump is not appointing enough women. President Trump has surrounded himself with strong women, with me as a prime example”. (smirks and fluffs hair)

  • JWC

    so you Conway and Hicks are strong women

  • hdtex
  • JWC

    Just smack’em into shape Sarah Talk louder talk down to them demean them

  • Cuberly

    Sunday: Bannon rags about Donnie firing Comey.
    Tuesday: Saunders defends firing Comey.
    Wednesday: Saunders outlines how it was right to fire Comey and that hints there’s more to come.

    So is Comey Donnie’s latest enemy here or is it Bannon? Or, did Donnie Jr. fuckup so badly during his testimony that Daddy is irked and needs to lash out at someone?

  • JWC

    Oh yee great unwashe ye hast pissed off the almight Sarah She will soon grab her notes and flee

  • melllt

    Wtf jmgers. Are y’all just watching her press briefings with the sound off so it’s easier to criticize her hair, clothes and makeup?
    Is this a site dedicated to criticizing the policies and politics and statements that harm our community and country, or just a weird bitchfest about fashion and makeup.

    I get it, sarah is a pretty easy target, but dang, give it a rest.

    • vorpal 😼

      I get what you’re saying and agree that we can be catty little bitches, but I think with regards to almost everyone in the Trump administration, tearing down their policies is even easier than ribbing on their appearance.

      I don’t even watch the press briefings anymore because they’re pretty much devoid of content. I just look at a couple photos, find some humour in the absurd political situation in a shallow way, and hope we survive the next 3.5 years.

      • Girlgoon

        Best way to take the wind out of the sails of the phony press briefings would be if no credible media showed up, let Breitbart cover it.

    • clay

      What? We talked about bald men, too.
      I’m sure that Sarah will get back to us on that.

    • Tulle Christensen

      “Is this a site dedicated to criticizing the policies and politics and statements that harm our community and country, or just a weird bitchfest about fashion and makeup.”

      yes, yes it is

    • The_Wretched

      it’d help if she said substantive things. There’d be something to talk about.

    • Tiger Quinn

      Thanks scold, but no. Anything else?

    • Ross

      Normally, being critical of what a woman wears is not OK in my book.

      But when the woman is evil? And is supporting evil?

      Open season, baby.

      • JCF

        Same w/ proposing castration:

        “But when the [man] is evil? And is supporting evil?

        Open season, baby.”

        >;-/

    • Vira

      She offers no substantive comments on policy, just hickishly brayed lies that aren’t even competent cover for her employer.

      Work for a clown, act like a clown, surprise! …you get regarded as a clown, and the commentary goes personal.

    • David Milley

      Then you’ll really hate hubby’s response: “Sounds like they trotted out the sow to grunt … ” And that was with the sound on.

      With all due respect, she hails from a family that hangs dogs for kicks.

    • Girlgoon

      Yeah e nuff z nuff, we should stay focussed on the fresh batch of lies out of the whitehouse

  • The_Wretched

    Darn, I missed it live!

    (ok, not actually feeling it)

    As to her choices on appearances today….black works better than most of her other choices so far. The bruise coloring is on her lips instead of her cheeks. That’s a net neutral change.

  • Vira

    Jesus Christ, that blouse again? Did she buy in bulk? From the seconds table at Sam’s?

    And pearls around swine.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i guess the video joe posted isn’t working?

    i’m watching on cspan

    • The_Wretched

      it’s over, use the scroll bar to find the moving parts.

      • Sam_Handwich

        oh ok, thanks! i just got home, guess i’m watching the replay on cspan

        • The_Wretched

          For fun, you can click the gear and set it to double speed!

  • lymis

    Fashion tip, sweetie. When you’re working for a loon, don’t wear something that already looks like a straightjacket.

  • David

    Why is she wearing bedroom curtains?

    • M Jackson

      It’s a Butterick pattern.

  • The White House that hires incompetents and Nazis thinks it’s in a position to give others staffing advice.

    https://twitter.com/thehill/status/908047394062958592

  • -M-
  • Girlgoon

    Looks like that blouse was made from sheets at the Ramada inn

  • JCF

    Did anyboy else look at the picture up top, and think, “she’s got a blouse made out of a deconstructed Klan hood”?

  • Sue Frankewicz

    Where did she ever get that godawful striped dress and WHY???