Trump Appears To Attack Hillary’s “Fake News” Book

Predictable:

The inevitable Trump tweet happened. President Trump on Tuesday appeared to drop his 140-character pan of Hillary Clinton’s campaign memoir “What Happened,” which hit shelves Tuesday packed with attacks on his campaign and administration.

“Fascinating to watch people writing books and major articles about me and yet they know nothing about me & have zero access. #FAKE NEWS!” Trump wrote. Trump has not explicitly commented on Clinton’s book, but the tweet seems to be clear attack on the tome that has been stealing headlines for the past week.

Also out today is Katy Tur’s “Unbelievable: My Front-Row Seat to the Craziest Campaign in American History.” Trump has regularly singled out Tur during his campaign rally rants against the media.

  • netxtown

    ah fuck off, ya fat pompous ass. The book ain’t about you.

    • clay

      Neither is the Presidency; hasn’t shut him up, yet.

    • Scott MB

      You’re wrong about that, don’t you realize that everything is about him.

  • He’s not dead yet?

    • clay

      He hasn’t managed to get a haircut, yet.

    • Todd20036

      That smirk makes me want to smack him gently with a 2×4
      Thrice….

      • Last time I saw/heard the word thrice was in an episode of the Golden Girls. Yes, I’m that gay.
        (Miami is nice, Miami is nice, so I’ll say it thrice…)

        • David Walker

          “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum,” referring to the conquering hero Miles Gloriosus’ conquest of a certain country:
          “He raped Thrace?”
          “Yes, then he raped it again and again.”
          “He raped Thrace thrice?”

      • Tatonka

        And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Two by Four. Then shalt thou smack him thrice, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of the smacking, and the number of the smacking shall be three. Four shalt thou not smack, neither smack thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
        Five is right out.”

  • MBear

    It’s all about him

    • clay

      He wishes.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      I used to think that. Now I realize, it’s all about Mueller, and us.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Friggin’ always.

  • Do Something Nice

    Yeah, nobody knows much about Trump. He was virtually an unknown entity until recently. Or something.

    • Gerry Fisher

      I was surprised at how little I knew about him before he ran for president. It’s as if his decades-long fame generated this really strong impression that we already knew him when actually we just knew his media persona.

  • thom

    Actually, pretty sure he’s talking about Katy Tur’s new book

  • Tatonka

    He should be grateful. If nobody was writing about Trump, he would wither up and die like a neglected houseplant.

  • another_steve

    Katy Tur’s (MSNBC journalist’s) book is out, and it sounds like a winner. She describes in detail the abuse she took from Trump and his thug mobs during the campaign.

    Good woman, Katy Tur.

    Good journalist.

    • jayjonson

      Did not know that Tur’s father is transgender, now living as a woman. Just heard her interviewed on NPR.

  • Snarkaholic

    You mean the guy who was the ghostwriter for Art of the Deal?

  • HZ81

    Yeah, you’re so fucking deep, Dolt 45.

  • Tawreos

    He has to have mixed feelings about these books. They are writing about him, but not saying anything nice, it has to drive him crazy.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Not like he can get his ghost writer Tony Schwartz to write another book that made him look so good in The Art of the Deal. Sad!

  • PickyPecker
  • Elsewhere1010

    Oh, President StubbyFinger, we know so much about you… and all of it abhorrent.

  • AtticusP

    At least Hillary Clinton wrote a book. Trump has probably never even read one.

    • clay

      Even the author of “his” book doesn’t like him.

      • Bad Tom

        Question: Has Trump read the book he allegedly wrote?
        Answer: Probably not.

      • GayOldLady

        The author of “his” book despises him.

    • David Walker

      Now, now. Remember that one of its wives claimed it kept a book of Hitler’s speeches on its bedstand. Of course, it may have used that for foreplay…or even chicken choking.

    • kaydenpat

      That’s probably true. He has a rough time reading from teleprompters.

    • RoFaWh

      It’s quite likely he can’t.

  • Rex

    Says the man who spent years trying to prove that President Obama wasn’t born in the USA without a shred of evidence.

    • another_steve

      Analysts have been saying over and over again that the horror that came out of Trump’s mouth during and after Charlottesville should come as no surprise to anyone who’s followed Trump’s political rise.

      Charlottesville was just another way for Trump to claim that African Americans are evil and illegitimate.

      • Todd20036

        He keeps trying to equate Nazis with BLM.
        My question is, how many non-Nazis believe that shit.

      • kaydenpat

        He’s a bigot and can’t hide it.

      • RoFaWh

        Their ancestors were in the US long before Trump’s.

      • JCF

        …which he’s been doing since he (and his daddy) were racist slumlords in Queens (sued for it in the early 1970s—they settled).

    • Nick in Pasadena

      I don’t for one second believed Trump “tried to prove” anything. He knew his birther lie was total BS. He also knew he could push that lie and at least a third of the country would believe him.

      • Rex

        Trump is a racist. He had it in for the first black president and it was nothing more than pure jealousy. I believe that it’s a big factor in why he ran for president, to prove to himself his popularity and take over the presidency from Obama.

        • another_steve

          I maintain that Trump got as much of the popular vote as he did, primarily for two reasons:

          Misogyny. His opponent was a woman.

          Racism. His opponent was a woman who was associated with a black man.

  • Kevin Perez

    The Orage Irrelevance says what?

  • bambinoitaliano

    True. No one truly knows anyone unless you live with the individual. But the shit gibbon hasn’t stop telling us about himself since he used the media to pander whatever he was selling at the moment. He lives in the world of his own reality television. That’s him writing the tell all book. Not anyone else speculating who he is.

  • Taylor

    The book I’m interested in reading is the one Mueller will write, post Impeachment! I’m pretty sure…he has had lots of access!

    • kaydenpat

      Yes indeed. That will be on the best seller’s list for decades to come. I also see a blockbuster movie in the works.

  • Gustav2
    • zhera

      Yes! Who needs access? He’s shoving himself down our throats!

      (eww)

  • jayjonson

    I think Hillary knows all about this corrupt creep.

  • PickyPecker
  • Jonathan Smith
  • Silver Badger

    Enough of this. Time to get back to Irma.

  • Gustav2
    • Gustav2

      “Before I know what’s happening, his hands are on my shoulders and his lips are on my cheek. My eyes widen. My body freezes. My heart stops. Fuck. I hope the cameras didn’t see that. My bosses are never going to take me seriously.”

      — Katy Tur, writing in Unbelievable: My Front Row Seat to the Craziest Campaign in American History, recounting when Donald Trump tried to kiss her on the set of “Morning Joe.”

      • jmax

        Now it makes sense. She rejected Trump so now he hates her.

        • Jonathan Smith

          ahhh, THAT’S why he hates this country.

        • kaydenpat

          He should have offered her the position of Wife #4.

          • Jonathan Smith

            not russian enough?

          • kaydenpat

            He alternates between foreign and American wives so she’d be okay.

          • jmax

            “I’ll marry you for the money, but please, don’t ever touch me.”

      • zhera

        EWWWWWWW

        I feel violated just reading about that. Poor Katy Tur!

      • GayOldLady

        She should have slapped his fat ugly orange face. He just cannot keep his hands off of attractive women. What a sleaze!

        • Gustav2

          For such a ‘germophobe’ he certainly is slobbering all over a large number of women.

          • RoFaWh

            Someone needs to point out to “him” that there are
            STDs that can be communicated via mere kissing.

            His germophobia, like everything else about him, is based on profound ignorance and it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s been harboring an STD for decades.

            Hey, Donnie-two-scoops! Wearing a condom does not prevent all STDs.

        • RoFaWh

          Full agreement here. Trump needs to be slapped whenever he makes free with someone. And by slapped I mean slapped HARD!

    • kareemachan

      Why not both?

  • PickyPecker
    • Jonathan Smith
      • bambinoitaliano

        I would not desecrate the US flag like that.

        • Todd20036

          How about draping his coffin with a Russian flag?

        • clay

          Did Nixon get one? His corpse didn’t go to DC. What if he’d been impeached, rather than giving up?

          • bambinoitaliano

            I did a quick google. Yes, his coffin was covered in US flag. My guess is once you become a POTUS, you get that privilege for serving the country. Though with the shit gibbon criminal and treasonous act, that privilege should be revoke.

      • Dave F.

        Don’t you have to be dead to get on a stamp? Maybe the USPS is prescient.

        • David Walker

          Or hopeful.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Urm No! No one should be licking those stamps!

      • PickyPecker

        (not a true story, but fun)

        The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes
        This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.

        After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

        The stamp is in perfect order.
        There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
        People are spitting on the wrong side.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      They should put acid on the back so at least we will all be able to deal with this motherfucker a little better.

    • Frostbite

      Yes

    • lymis

      I say hold out for the photo of his resignation, or better yet, incarceration.

      • clay

        Rebecca’s got your back.

    • Menergy

      bwuahahaha!

    • Rebecca Gardner
      • David Walker

        Love it. If I were part of the focus group, though, I’d suggest horizontal stripes with visible pink underwear, acknowledging that Arpaio is in charge, and there should be his “election” map, maybe beside the Betty and Veronica poster. “Water Sports” is an excellent touch.

    • zhera

      It’s a toss-up between #5 and #14.

    • Bluto
  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Frostbite

      that’s what his handlers are saying to him too. glad to see it’s effective.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL I loved that so……………..

      • Rebecca Gardner

        If I was a member of the press in the White House listening to Sanders lie I would probably stand up and start screaming that. What a glorious way to end a career.

        • kaydenpat

          But they all sit there and let her lie to their faces. Arghh!!!

    • M Jackson

      Perfect.
      I was always pro-Skylar. “I can be Danny”

  • Ken M

    He’s getting to the point where his actions don’t even warrant comment anymore. Somehow, “dumbass’ seems to be enough.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Its what they want. They want us the get so tired that nothing phases us so they can make even bigger changes. We can not afford to be complacent.

  • Bluto
    • The_Wretched

      And GW is conflicted. He’s happy that someone is now thought of as a dumber president than he is.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Bush pales in comparison.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Notice he backs into the smarter presidents to be excluded from the shit gibbon. I could almost hear the beeping sound of his reverse signal.

      • another_steve

        Exactly. Bush the Idiot from Texas is the biggest winner here.

        Compared with Trump, Bush ranks way up there with George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and FDR – when it comes to political eloquence.

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    • Bj Lincoln

      Perfect! I really needed the laugh.

    • Gerry Fisher

      I never thought I’d see the day when W could make that assessment of someone else and feel that it’s valid.

  • lymis

    She had plenty of “access” to you, you loon. You were hovering over her like some Dementor out of the Harry Potter books at the one debate, and shared the stage with you at the others.

    She gets to share her personal experience of things, including how it involved you, without needing to be one of your personal intimates.

    And she’s writing about HERSELF, nimrod. Not everything is actually about you.

    • olandp
    • Gerry Fisher

      …and I read the quote from Tur about tRump leaning in to kiss her on the cheek, uninvited, hands on her shoulders. She was mortified, and terrified that, if her bosses saw the pic, she’d never be taken seriously again in her career. (Bernie actually did a similar “lean in, touching the female reporter firmly on her shoulder in an oddly ‘familiar’ way” in a video I saw recently. I shuddered when I saw him do it to her. Part of it was that it was a patronizing power move designed to imply that she had less power–childlike–and needed to be guided by the powerful man. It was creepy, presumptuous, and invasive.)

  • Blake Jordan
  • zhera

    Donnie, you moran. The book wasn’t about YOU.

  • lymis

    Fascinating to watch people talk about books and major news articles as though there were any evidence that they’d ever actually read one.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I caught somewhere that the first line of Katy’s book is ” I’m gonna puke ”
    Or something similar.

    We have practically been puking for 9 months.

    • greenmanTN

      I hope that’s true.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    Thank Dog, I have jury duty again, today.

  • Lazycrockett

    If he wanted to properly critique her book, he would have to read it and we all know he can’t read.

  • M Jackson

    O/T For those who hate former actor James Wood, and who doesn’t. What a scumbag.
    (It is yahoo, so you know to avoid the comments)
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/armie-hammer-calls-james-woods-211906981.html

  • Bad Tom

    This must be a John Kelly tweet. It uses a big word like “fascinating.”

    • clay

      You do know that John Kelly doesn’t tweet for him, right? It’s the intern, I mean Hope, I mean the golf caddy, I mean . . . Trump’s own tweets are from an Android phone and almost always tell us what we’re “supposed” to feel (Sad!).

    • greenmanTN

      If it was really Trump it would say “bigly.”

  • Charlie

    he needs to find something new to harp about – his constant whining about “fake news” is grating…

    • RoFaWh

      Very likely everyone reading already knows this, but it’s still worth saying out loud: when Trump whines about fake news, that’s just his ego getting all upset because some journalist published something Trump didn’t like.

      To put it another way:

      Trump’s cry of fake news means “they didn’t even try to stroke my ego.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • bambinoitaliano

    Maybe John Kelly was offering him a very difficult choice. You can only have one tweet this morning against women. Hillary or Miss America/Miss Texas. Just one!

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Gustav2

      “Staffing” is that what the kids call it now?

      • greenmanTN

        “Your rod and your staff comfort me.” It’s biblical!

        • LesbianTippingHabits

          Perfect!

      • bambinoitaliano

        How else he could justify paying his staff a salary? Ted Cruz penis is people too.

        • zhera

          His penis is soylent green.

          • bambinoitaliano

            I throw up a bit in my mouth as I typed that.

    • zhera

      His ‘staff’ took over all the blood from the brain, and grew so much it was able to touch the ‘like’ button?

    • GayOldLady

      I’ve heard that Viagra helps “staffing issues”.

      • Richard, another Canuck

        Penicillin also helps with “staphing issues” they tell me.

        • Bad Tom

          Well, it used to, before Superbugs.

      • OdieDenCO

        I’m thinking the viagra is what lead to the staffing issues and the porn needed to relieve it

      • Ann Kah

        No, that’s “stiffing issues”.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I know you aren’t able to comprehend this, but Hillary’s and Katy’s books were not about you. It was about them and their experiences.

  • Mike C

    Believe it or not she’s very well respected and was able to work across the aisle (behind the scenes) extraordinarily well despite what Republicans would say about her. I guarantee you Ms. Clinton knows more about what’s going on in DC than fuckface does.

  • justme

    So Donnie is going to “hide” 70 years from the public..

    Too late the tale is already written

  • Thorn Spike

    Fascinating to watch someone try to do a job about which he knows fuckall.

    • -M-

      He neither knows nor cares what the job requires.

  • kaydenpat

    People are still suffering from two hurricanes and this is what Trump concerns himself with.

  • Friday

    He’s probably more worried about his former staffers and others, actually.

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    I actually question whether or not he’s talking about Hillary… If you spend much time in Barnes & Noble, like I do, you will see pretty close to 100 books written about Trump, his Presidency, and his Campaign written by people who appear to have little access or know nothing on the subject. This might be the truest thing this president has ever said.

    • Ann Kah

      Bear in mind that his every move has been publicized for many, many years. I’d venture to say that a person who interviews Trump personally wouldn’t necessarily learn anything more.

  • worstcultever

    I really love what I’m seeing on the Twitters about/from Hillz’s book. She basically speed-slaps the MSM, Dumpfuck, Pooty and all the other fuckheaded, shallow, greedy, racist, misogynistic entities of this world to a fare-thee-well. Also the tour is shaping up to be of rockstar dimensions.

    EAT IT, FAT TODDLER FAKE UNPRESIDENT

  • You know, Tronald Dump, that Hillary’s said she’s not going to be running against you in three years? The only reason to keep attacking her is to boost your own eg–ooooh…..

  • Jerry Kott

    “they know nothing about me & have zero access” T45

    But we all know what shit smells like! We live down wind from this turd.

  • JWC

    All about ME ME ME and that petulant little child who thinks he has a secret and nobody can guess. Donny you have the depth of a teardrop on a mirror. We have ll caught your act, know your story Idiot

  • Uncle Mark

    You fucking nimrod, we already know so much more about you than we would like to know…except for your tax returns, and the specific details & breadth of your Russian collusion. Everything that you say, tweet and do…including every goddam lie and false-fact you utter speaks volumes about you, your uncontrolled & unfiltered id, your ravenous ego, your lacking intellect, your racism, your pettiness, vindictiveness and cruelty, your lack of empathy and forethought, your thin-skin, your corruption, and disdain for others.

    We know more about you than you, than you want to even acknowledge knowing about yourself, you self-delusional, deservedly-much-hated loser…and future inmate.

  • Halou

    “Fascinating to watch people writing books and major articles”

    The man is borderline illiterate, so of course he would be beyond fascinated to watch smarter people put a pen to paper and make words appear. Like, how do they do it?

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    Hillary Clinton sent pizza to fans camping out overnight to buy her book.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/hillary-clinton-buys-pizza-hungry-091050021.html

    Of course, the obvious question: Did she tip the delivery person?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • DoctorDJ

      Same man who’s never read a book.

  • Mike

    News books. That’s what he thinks a book is, a kind of news thingy, with ink coming out of its wherever, having never actually picked up a book and opened it. After all, reading and learning is only for people who aren’t all-knowing.

  • pj

    only crazy people want access to you don.

  • trouble94114

    Dear Mangled Apricot Hellbeast,

    2 points.
    1. You’ve deliberately lived your life on Page 6. You’ve given us quite a bit of
    unsolicited information. So we do know “something”
    2. Who needs “access” when you willingly communicate your every idiotic thought
    during your late night and early morning tweets.

  • Willys41

    No one needs to do anything more than watch the 3 presidential debates to recognize that Trump is utterly unfit for office, both mentally and emotionally.

  • I will never understand gay men’s blind adoration for the worst democratic candidate in history

  • BlindBill

    “Hillary is a great friend of mine” …”Well, I know her and she’d make a good president or good vice president.” … “I know her she very well. She’s very talented. And she has a husband that I also like very much….” trump 2008 – guess Dementia-Don forgot