Eric Trump Announces Birth Of Trump’s 9th Grandchild

People reports:

It’s a boy for Eric and Lara Trump. The couple welcomed a son on Tuesday, Sept. 12, the new dad announced on Twitter. The baby boy joins the couple’s dogs Charlie and Ben, plus eight cousins — Eric’s brother Don Jr. has five kids with his wife Vanessa, while sister Ivanka has three with husband Jared Kushner. The newest Trump is the first child for Eric, 33, and Lara, 34, and the ninth grandchild for President Trump.

Lara Trump works for the propaganda channel TrumpTV.

  • Tawreos

    Great, I was worried the world was going to run out of entitled shitweasels… I mean congratulations!

    • Jonathan Smith

      the world will never run out of entitled shitweasels

  • bkmn

    Almost feel sorry for that kid. Almost.

    • bambinoitaliano

      There is still glimmer of hope that daddy will be spending the rest of his live in jail. That should significantly reduce the risk of the child being expose to affluenza.

    • james1200

      Another grandchild for Trump to ignore! (unless there are cameras around, of course.)

  • Jonathan Smith
  • FAEN

    Someone needs to save Charlie and Ben asap.

    • Tawreos

      The dogs seem to be the only decent Trumps out there.

      • FAEN

        True. But then dogs are almost always more decent than humans and even more so when compared to the Trump’s.

  • another_steve

    Tie. All. Trump. Tubes.

    • Todd20036

      … to pickup trucks….

      • another_steve

        There ya go… introducing violence into what was simply a plea for evolutionary sanity.

        Sheesh.

      • kaydenpat

        Took it way too far. Way too far.

    • kaydenpat

      LOL!! Tightly.

  • Butch

    Poor kid, growing up with his entire family in prison. At least he’ll know they were rich at one point.

    • james1200

      He’ll be better off if they all go to prison.

  • Ninja0980

    Damn shame he is being born into a family of criminals.

  • FAEN

    “Condoms Rose, condoms condoms!”

    • Todd20036

      Condoms are for wimps.
      Men use staple guns.

      • FAEN

        That sounds overly painful.

      • Jonathan Smith

        I’m a wimp.

  • MoeLarryAndJesus

    You’d be better off being born into Sawney Beane’s family.

  • So how long before he’s nominated for a cabinet position?

    • Jonathan Smith

      i think you need your fist tooth first……

      • Tawreos

        It might be better to get him in now before he learns who he should be hating.

        • Jonathan Smith

          Grandpa?

      • Gustav2

        Though it might be better to be nominated before he learns to talk.

  • another_steve

    Looking at that photo of Lara Trump has produced in me such an acute case of male homosexuality that I am now incapable of not hearing Barbra Streisand perform “Evergreen” in the background wherever I am and during whatever I’m doing.

    Why can’t Joe give us gay boys a warning before posting photos like that so that we can divert our eyes and not be cast into the world of complete and utter Kinsey 6’s?

    • Tawreos

      I envy you, I have worked a lifetime and have never achieved that level of homosexuality. Thank you for the inspiration!

  • bambinoitaliano

    There are 353,000 babies being born each day. Next!

    • Todd20036

      And half of them have the last name: Duggar.

      • JWC

        Oh MEAN hehehe

    • kaydenpat

      Exactly. Who cares?

  • Chris Bartlett

    lucky kid, he will never starve.
    When he turns 5 he can borrow some of his Grandfathers books.

    • Jonathan Smith

      mein kamph?

  • barrixines

    Has the baby had its lips fixed yet?

    • Max_1

      That’s the first year b-day gift…

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    You’d think with nine grandchildren you’d care more about the world that you’re leaving them. Do people who are that rich think they can buy their way out of any situation, including polluted water, air and limited food supply?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Yup

    • bambinoitaliano

      I doubt he even remember all nine of their names.

      • zhera

        Why do you think they keep naming the boys after themselves?

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    • Lazycrockett

      Drumpf can only see as far as the mirror in front of him.

    • another_steve

      Yalma, you’re being logical again.

      We hate when you do that.

    • Serial Gramma

      Of course they think they can buy anything

    • Paula

      But, they’re rich. Those are little people problems. They will be kept away from all of the problems of the world.

      • another_steve

        The females should probably be placed in protective custody – to protect them from their grandfather.

        If ya know what I mean.

    • Paula
    • vorpal 😼

      The penthouses in the Trump Towers should be just above the water levels once the glaciers finish melting.

    • kaydenpat

      Does Trump look like a man who cares about anyone but himself (and possibly his Daughter-Wife, Ivanka)?

  • AtticusP

    I have a great idea for his name.

    How about Unindicted Co-conspirator Trump?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Catchy

      • Adam King

        Traditional.

  • JWC

    I suppse the nice thing is to say Oh wow great but I am more oh another one

    • ByronK

      I knew I was a dog lover when a friend told me that a mutual friend had her baby and I immediately said, “Oh, that’s great. What kind did she have?”

      • Treant

        “Dunno. It’s about the size of a Bichon Frise, but sounds more like a pissed-off Chihuahua.”

  • Longpole

    A new addition to ” The Royal Family”.

  • marshlc

    He’s a sweet little baby and none of it’s his fault.

    • barrixines

      Say that again fifteen years down the line when he’s grabbing your pussy.

      • marshlc

        We can put that on the assholes who will be raising him

    • JWC

      true I am a jaded old Pharte blame his Grand daddy

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Fake news

  • AtticusP

    I hope that he has a long and healthy life, and that he doesn’t mind seeing his grandpa and his Uncle Donald in orange jumpsuits.

  • northern_neighbour

    Narcissistic little spitting’ image of the Dumpster/Catastrophy himself except we can’t see here whether the hair is orange to match the skin.

    Granted neonatal bilirubin plays a role here, later on he’ll have to resort to the Orange Spray.

    But irregardless, kids of his generation have to face the possibility that human life on the planet will be ended either for them or their children. Life will be unsustainable with the zooming levels of CO2 bumped up by failure to confront the ongoing release of carbon emissions.

    The Kochs and the Trumps and Tillersons and Pruitts will gluttonously die out in the emissions that they permitted to poison the planet out of short term greed.

    Unfortunately so will the entire homo sapiens … seems we are likely already past the tipping point.

  • Lazycrockett

    Hooves?

  • ByronK

    It’s sad that this newborn is already more articulate than his grandfather, the President.

    • JWC

      maybe at 6 months he can be an advisor in the trump cabinet Look out Jared

      • Uncle Mark

        …and throwing poop like his grandfather and Uncle Bannon

  • Rex

    Another adorable deplorable.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • anne marie in philly

    is it going to be as ugly and brain-dead as its old man? and steal from kids charities?

  • TheManicMechanic

    The Deplorables keep multiplying. Another idle rich that will game the system. Hope the kid can have a normal life.

  • Max_1
  • Tatonka

    Now that that’s over, she should reinflate those lips. Looks like they’re down a few psi.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Another child who soon become a vapid and venal creature.

  • shellback

    “He has his father’s eyes.”

  • barrixines
  • PickyPecker
  • TuuxKabin

    “Tannis anyone?”

  • Rex

    Has the child lawyered-up yet?

    • JCF

      LOL

  • Mark

    I feel sorry for that child.

  • Does this child have to compete with dogs?

    • Uncle Mark

      Yes, unfortunately the kid will have to compete with all the other Trumps in the pack.

  • teeveedub

    I would have thought that the risk of spawning another mutant Trump like Eric would have inspired the family to have sterilized Eric.

    • Uncle Mark

      Who’s to say he hasn’t been sterilized…..

  • SDG

    BFD, his penis works.

  • Adam Stevens

    Poor rich thing.

  • a collective eye roll from the Secret Service. poor folks are out of overtime already.

  • Christopher
  • worstcultever

    More tragic news.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • jmax

      KITTY!!!

  • charemor
  • Bluto
  • -M-

    Eric and Lara? Yikes, I hope all their genetic defects cancel each other out.

    • JWC

      shallow end of the gene pool

      • TuuxKabin

        Empty pool.

        • JWC

          yikes fell in on their heads on hard cement

  • Adam King

    Oh joy, another floating turd in the gene pool.

  • Treant

    Cute kid. Too bad about the family and their criminal history.

  • JWC
    • clay

      If it’s his campaign that’s selling them . . . that’s election corruption.

      • JWC

        I think its TRUMP altho hidden under this and that company

    • LesbianTippingHabits


      The previous price for MAGA hats was $25.

      • JWC

        inflation would be my quess It is definetly not increased value from enhanced performance

  • Steverino

    Hmmm… must have been conceived about the same time the Electoral College voted.

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    Best wishes to the happy couple and their family!

  • ceeenbee

    Too bad daddy and grandpa shitgibbon are going to be in jail.

  • thatotherjean

    I wish young Eric all the luck in the world. He’s going to need it.

  • kareemachan

    Cute baby. Too bad his father is who he is….

  • CharlestonDave

    Such tiny little hands…

  • Rocco

    The spawn of Satan…

  • jixter

    Sun in Virgo, Moon in Gemini, Libra Rising. Nice combo!

    EDIT: Lucky baby! Smart baby!

  • Don Jr has FIVE kids? Jesus.

  • GanymedeRenard

    I feel sorry for this poor child – he will have to bear the burden of his deplorable family’s surname for the rest of his life, and he will grow up knowing that his grandfather was arguably the most hated (and laughed at) leader in the entire world. Again, poor child.

    • JCF

      Yeah, one kinda wishes CPS would show up to every Drumpf birth…

  • AdamTh

    I hope everyone here realizes in a couple weeks little Jeffie Sessions will be demanding the IP address for every person posting a negative comment ….

  • Blobby

    g-d, i hope his wife makes him take her from behind. can you imagine having to look at that ugly mug, let alone during his o-face?

  • JCF

    Can it be? Baby Luke’s chin is ALREADY larger than his daddy’s! ;-/

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Spawn