Kellyanne Conway: I’m A Success In The GOP Because I Know How To Think Like A Man And Behave Like A Lady

Jezebel reports:

In an interview with Time, Kellyanne Conway discussed the lack of leadership roles in the Republican party—can you believe it?—when she got her start in politics, describing working for the GOP as a woman in the 1990s as like “walking into the men’s locker room at the Elks Club holding a bachelor party.”

She credits her “comfort level” in the GOP, which led to her rise to the position of, as she puts it, “the highest ranking non-relative female in his White House,” right next to her main man, to her ability “to think like a man and to behave like a lady.”

The full Time feature is here.

  • Rex

    She’s a lady?
    News to me.

  • GayOldLady

    Pfttttt

  • safari

    As a man, I’m offended.

    • GayOldLady

      As a woman, I’m offended.

      • Rex

        As a human I’m offended.

        • S1AMER

          Yeah.

        • another_steve

          As a reincarnation of Moses, I’m offended.

          • The_Wretched

            As a dragon trapped in a human suit, I’m offended.

          • PickyPecker

            I speak for the entire poultry community of the USA when I say ‘we are offended.’

          • another_steve

            I speak for all the shareholders of Perdue Inc. when I say, ‘we’re a’commin’ for ya.’

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          • another_steve

            As a radioactive eunuch, I’m offended.

        • Todd20036

          As a Volgon, I’d love to read her some of my poetry.

          • Hank

            CRUEL!!!! However NOT CRUEL ENOUGH for “her”!!!!

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          As an alcoholic I’m offended.

          • another_steve

            As an alcoholic, I’m on my second martini of the afternoon.

          • Snarkaholic

            As a chocoholic, I’m offended.

        • JCF

          As a non-Crypt-Keeper American, I’m offended.

    • crewman

      I succeed in the GOP because I think like a liar and behave like a liar. And also, I am a liar.

      • Dave F.

        And I’ll whore myself out to the highest bidder.

        • Frostbite

          It’s too bad, for her, Trump is going to stiff her on the bill too.

        • Vinnie NYC

          As a whore I’m offended

      • VodkaAndPolitics

        Well said.

      • FAEN

        I thought they were calling it alt truth.

      • Ranger One

        A total whore.

      • Ranger One
    • FAEN

      As Joe Mangianello’s husband I’m offended.

  • shellback

    Is she telling us she’s a drag queen?

    • jerry

      In this WH, she probably got the post by winning the biggest dick contest.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Hey babe, take a walk on the alt-wild side.

  • GayOldLady

    How to piss off both men & women in one ridiculous sentence.

    • Jamie_Johnson

      I think it’s safe to assume that in addition to men and women, rocks, water, fire, air and navel lint are offended.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    You Go,… whatever you are!

  • james1200

    So she read that idiot’s book. She would be dumb enough to believe the nonsense in that book.

    http://oyungapala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Steve-Harvey.jpg

    • jerry

      And he announced she was Miss Universe.

      • james1200

        But Sarah Huckabee was the actual winner.

        • jerry

          I guess they didn’t specify which universe.

          • John

            …an alternative universe….

        • bambinoitaliano

          Sarah Palin will not be happy to hear that.

        • xzargo

          Sarah Manatee-Huckabee?

    • Carl

      He really is breathtakingly stupid. Steve Harvey fans would be Trump voters if they were white.

    • Todd20036

      Hey Steve, women want men who won’t cheat on them.

      Just saying.

  • Frenchys House Party

    Nasty prevaricating skank!

  • Carl

    She didn’t have to embarrass herself by saying this. She chose to embarrass herself by saying this.

  • bambinoitaliano

    “I Know How To Think Like A Man And Behave Like A Lady”. A favorite statement made by a crystal meth whore near my neighborhood.

  • bkmn
  • Capritaur

    So the GOP values women’s outward appearance but not their ideas. What a shock.

    • Carl

      Most women GOP voters just nodded in agreement.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Uncle Mark

      Rush WISHES he could move that quickly…let alone run. Frankly, I don’t see him as a tidy-whitey kind of guy; he’s more of a Depends/diaper kind of critter. (Please note: I have NEVER seen proof; based on his rhetoric, he just strikes me as a “diaper-half-full kind-of guy.)

      • jerry

        Or was in even that good of shape.

      • bambinoitaliano

        The frames were speed up. Otherwise we will be watching the paint dry 😛

    • Bryan

      “Don’t chase me, I’m full of chocolate!”

  • Lars Littlefield

    She forgot to add, “And GOP men will fuck anything.”

  • JWC

    Hey Honey its your dream , your version of Alt news . You just hang on to it firmly, privately ,uietly We won’t ask You don’t tell The vision of you walking into the men’s romm at the Elks Club in a bachelor party is scary enuff

  • bkmn
  • another_steve

    You’re a mutant bitch, gurl.
    ————–

    O/T: “Artificial intelligence can accurately guess whether people are gay or straight based on photos of their faces, according to new research that suggests machines can have significantly better “gaydar” than humans.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/07/new-artificial-intelligence-can-tell-whether-youre-gay-or-straight-from-a-photograph?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_b-gdnnews#link_time=1504829059

    (I think it’s bullshit. What do you think?)

    • safari

      Likely not BS. Humans are pretty good at detecting gay faces and machine learning has gotten very good.

      • Natty Enquirer
      • another_steve

        From the article:

        “The research found that gay men and women tended to have “gender-atypical” features, expressions and “grooming styles”, essentially meaning gay men appeared more feminine and vice versa.”

        Sounds like stereotypical Old World crap to me.

  • Ernest Endevor
    • another_steve

      Bride of Jesus.

      • pj

        frankenstein

    • Phil2u

      I hope that’s a wig.

    • xzargo

      Before the accident.

  • Frostbite

    She still takes a piss like a man.

    • another_steve

      I think you meant to say that she pisses on Russian hookers for Donald Trump’s pleasure.

      Please clarify.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • Phillip in L.A.

      Cruella was not a LADY either

      • olandp

        Cruella was just having a bad couple of days.

  • MarkOH
  • j.martindale

    It is more that you think like a whore and lie like a rug.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Natty Enquirer

    … and lie like a rug.

  • Jefe5084
    • Treant

      Paddington, NO! Come back to the bright side!

      • safari

        Just leave it stuck in

    • bambinoitaliano

      Woody Wood without a pecker so she claimed.

    • another_steve

      What’s with the giant red thimble on her head?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL, now that’s funny

    • glass

      What’s red, white, blue & lying all under. KAC!
      Only she thinks she is a success, no one else does, anywhere, ever.
      “Fuck up” Kelly, that’s what you are, a major fuck up.

    • Gerry Fisher

      LUV that response. YES!!!

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith

    I thought it was her comfort level with lying that makes her such a hit.

  • Phillip in L.A.

    You might think you “know how to behave like a WOMAN,” but a LADY? Hell.fucking.no.

  • Treant

    Um, no. It’s because you lie well, spin a decent story, and scream like a fishwife at any passing Democrat.

    Please don’t attribute yourself with anything more significant. I mean, have you seen the Republicans lately? You’re exactly what’s on the platter, and it isn’t anything that really matters.

  • Brooklyn Joe
  • safari
    • That_Looks_Delicious

      It was an internal meeting.

    • Kissmagrits

      A warm meeting…or a warm and wet meeting? There’s a difference.

  • Uncle Mark

    Does this make her husband bisexual then?

    • bambinoitaliano

      Just no sexual please!

      • Uncle Mark

        Actually, for some reason the iPad made “husband” disappear as I was quickly posting. I just noticed that now….but he’s hideous too, so I guess your comment still applies

  • bambinoitaliano

    Only in the drumpf era a pathological liar can claimed lying is a skill set worthy of a profession.

  • netxtown

    my, my. my. how things can change!
    skank is the new lady. wonder what they call ladies now?

  • KCMC
  • Rex

    My right eye’s so purty my left eye can’t stop lookin’ at it.

  • Uncle Mark

    I blame all those Secret antiperspirant ads for confusing Kellyanne

  • Harveyrabbit
    • Todd20036

      If my choices are the Nazi, the prostitute, or Kellyanne, I’ll take the lady of the night.

      And I haven’t slept with a woman in well over a decade.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Now she has to practice acting like a human…

  • Ken M

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI3MwwWYC3Q She claims it, Somehow the mask on the pillow, and two sides to every line (like her face) reminded of her.

  • John Ruff

    No doubt her body ordor is also as powerful as a man’s.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Eau du Clam.

  • TexasBoy

    She looks like a Barbie doll that was left too close to the fireplace. All melty-faced.

  • Bryan

    Better hope your boss doesn’t get the idea to break out the Tic-Tacs in front of you.

  • TexasBoy
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    No, you are a creature. A frightening disgusting creature.

  • Gregory B
  • Uncle Mark

    Apparently, “thinking like a man, while behaving like a woman” is exactly how her boss likes ’em. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57f94d4fba818bd3e88bae24623f4c8fa18179ee75910bd669be50cca9cab037.jpg

    • another_steve

      Look… He might have a pussy Trump can grab.

      Ya never know.

      • Uncle Mark

        He’s ALL pussy

    • Gerry Fisher

      Rudy’s been *very* low profile. Mueller induced?!

  • JWC
    • jerry

      Not just shoelaces…I often wonder how some people manage to dress themselves in the morning.

      • JWC

        ya so True

  • LatrinaDiBucca

    The man she most thinks like is Baghdad Bob, and the lady she most behaves like is a meth whore named Bambi.

    • Rocco

      This^

  • Mark McGovern
  • safari
    • another_steve

      Trump is praying for a fourth hurricane.

      • safari

        To be honest it makes me nervous that he and his minions are plotting at Camp David during a hurricane.

        • No More GOP.

          Probably getting their orders on what to say / how to say it.

    • Bryan

      Or as cute Jonathan Capehart calls it, “Fresh hell Friday.”

    • Gerry Fisher

      Pundits predicted that the Mueller investigation would begin to hit home in the winter/spring of next year. That means that there should be a lot of “I’m warming up and getting closer” news like this throughout the fall.

    • No More GOP.

      I imagine the sweat is already beginning to pour off all of them.

      • safari

        They’re at Camp David this weekend.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    “Relative” and “non-relative” rankings are a thing now, I see.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Blake J Butler

    Knees on the couch spells lady.

    Which you are not.

  • FAEN

    LMAO-meth head please!

  • AC

    so that’s what they mean by “behaving like a lady”

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Dammit, Time, why must you give her a reason to come out and crow to anyone who will listen about how great she is?

  • royinhell

    So she knows what it’s like to barge into someone’s dressing room? No wonder Drumph likes her.

    • RJ Bone

      Nobody in their right mind, right?

  • JoyZeeBoy

    I guess she doesn’t mind having her pussy grabbed.

    • Pip

      Well she thinks like a GOP man, so she understands that the fact that she was in the same building with a man who can’t be expected to control his urges was all her fault.

    • MBear

      It probably has the same texture as salt flats in mid August.

  • billbear1961

    One should think rationally, which, if successful, would be a gender-free undertaking.

    As for “behaving like a lady,” ladies and gentlemen are NOT ruthless, calculating, pathological, baldfaced LIARS!!

  • Friday

    *snerk.* “Lady.”

  • nocadrummer

    So she’s basically a bad drag queen?

  • Superman

    That’s no lady. I saw video of her throwing a couple of punches at a guy at a Washington function. She’s a bully, and a liar. I was raised to be a gentleman. And my grandmother and my mother were sweet ladies. And Kellyanne Conway is no lady. And I mean no disrespect to other tough as nails women politicians. Dianne Feinstein is just as tough as Kellyanne Conway and Dianne is every bit the lady. I actually think its sad that Conway thinks of herself as a lady. I’ll bet she curses like a sailor when she’s off camera. I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 ft. pole.

    • RJ Bone

      The fact that she is/was besties with Ann Coulter is enough to make me avoid being within several miles of her.

  • Thorn Spike

    That man being Joseph Goebbels.

    • Reality.Bites

      And that lady being J. Edgar Hoover.

      • Thorn Spike

        Ahem, that’s “Betty” to you. And that was no lady.

  • Phil2u

    Wow. A female misogynist … or, just another dipshit.

    • GayOldLady

      A dipshit is the correct analysis!

      • Phil2u

        Thanks. It’s 4 p.m. here; I’ve had a couple already. Living in Trumplandia isn’t easy.

        Oh, for those who asked. I’m in N.C.

        • GayOldLady

          I know……I live in Trumplandia too.

    • GayOldLady

      and it’s called misandry.

      • Phil2u

        Oh. See, I detect self-loathing. But I’m drinking the trumps away.

  • Ken M

    Anybody else think she pees standing up? : )

    • Adam King

      Depends.

  • Miji

    She better watch what she says or they wont let her use the restrooms.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
    • Gerry Fisher

      An early crush: Alex Karras in that movie. woooooooof

      • MBear

        Mmm….Alex Karras

  • Pip
  • Paraphrasing the immortal words of Patsy Stone, via Jennifer Saunders, “you may dress like a GOP power player, but the similarities end there!”

  • Adam King

    She thinks like a lizard and looks like a catcher’s mitt.

    • billbear1961

      lol

  • RJ Bone

    *snerk*

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    As a man, I am offended.

  • Cuberly
  • -M-

    Oh, really? Elaine Chao? Betsy DeVos?

  • Snarky

    I don’t think her eyes are pointing in the same direction.

    • billbear1961

      lol

    • Phil2u

      …and her tongue comes out from both sides of her mouth.

  • RevDan

    Same woman/man/whatever who clocked a guy after an inaugural ball? (At which she ostentatiously “curtsied” to Trump).
    And she said Trump had all the humility!

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    That’s my drag show: Think like a man …Act like a lady…. every first Saturday.

  • BearEyes

    Please alert the media when the lady act starts

  • JCF
    • Phil2u

      Woaaaaah.. That caught me totally off guard.

  • twinkie223

    Lady. You keep using that word. I do not think that it means what you think it means. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0a7c003757ec6e91e537707da6db7db323ae63bcbb89caa421a5a1d1fcdb048.jpg

  • DaveMiller135

    Don’t kid yourself, Kellyanne. You’re there because no one else was willing to pick up the bag of shit you’re currently tending.

  • Robert Flanagan

    “I think he wants me to suck him off!”

  • trouble94114

    Ummn, no, I don’t think so Kellyanne

  • FelineMama

    She forgot: “AND LIE LIKE A GOP’ER”. Behave like a lady? Like that pic of her sitting on her knees in a short dress on a couch in a meeting around leaders of Black Universities/Colleges & drumph. Oh, she was wearing a Dress, I see.

  • distributorcap

    Because I Know How To Think Like A Man And Behave Like A Lady

    and smoke a lot of meth

  • Henry Auvil

    Is that sorta like a lady on the street, but a whore in the sheets?

  • Gerry Fisher

    Kellyanne’s quite enamored with herself. Her down fall will be all schadenfreude-i-licious.

  • Alpha 50327

    I demand JMG use a picture of Dennis Leary on every Kellyanne Twatstank post going forward.

  • DixieMike

    Such a piggy thing for her to say!

  • MBear

    LOL

  • Chris Lion

    Kellyanne Conway: Thinks like a man, acts like a lady, looks like a mess.

    • Ann Kah

      She is due a lot of criticism, but let’s not make it about her looks …that’s “Talk like a Trump”.

      • Chris Lion

        Sorry, they pulled us into the swine pit, I’m not going to stand there like some Marx Brothers matron getting splashed but not responding. Those fuckers deserve every dig they get. I appreciate you taking the high road… but I’m going after that fucking orange piece of shit with everything that I know offends him. XXOO

  • MonochromeMouse

    No you’re not a success, and you aren’t “thinking like a man” or “behaving like a lady” whatever the fuck that shit means, you are a conniving liar with no morals, ethics, or personal opinion other than whatever you think will make you the most money. You sell yourself and your convictions to whoever pays the most, basically you are a whore but without the bare honesty that gives whores at least some respectability.

  • Nowhereman

    Oh gag me with a spork.

  • Jay Silversmith

    “…her ability to think like a man and act like a lady.” People are saying that if you sit across from her and look up her dress, you can actually see her testicles.

  • Kellyanne Conjob is going to catch a lot of flack for saying what she said and she’s going to get the reasons why completely wrong.

  • Galvestonian

    What ? Think like a man ? Just what kind of man are you referring to ? One of the definitions of a maniac is a person who acts in a wildly irresponsible way and that certainly fits you and as far as the other statement regarding behavior – you — Ms Conway, are certainly no lady . The definition of a Lady or a Gentleman is a woman or a man who is refined, polite, and well-spoken and would never do anything to willingly offend or hurt someone. You are not anywhere near a lady and never will be one. There are many other words and phrases that would very well describe you and I’m sure that there are many people that could and will use those words and phrases to compliment you.

  • askDominick

    She’s just really good at lying and gas-lighting. Nothing to do with gender traits.

  • Statistics Palin

    “I am a success in the Republican party because I can wear a suit made of human skin. but I still think like a reptile.”

    There. Fixed it.

  • Ann Kah

    “Think like a man” is an insult to men. Her version of “behave like a lady” is an insult to women. In other words, she fits right in the Trump organization.

  • No More GOP.

    Her “success” is due to her knowing how to lie and keep lying.

  • Robincho

    Think like a man, behave like a lady, look like badly molded hyena dung…

  • RickCabral

    She knows “how to think lIke a man,” (a very stupid one.) and behave like a lady, (one with not much on the ball.)

  • IDavid

    “I’m A Success In The GOP Because I Know How To Think Like A Man, Behave Like A Lady, and look like a Gigantic Blow Fish”.