Feds Seek To Revoke Bail For Pharma Douche After He Posts $5000 Bounty For Lock Of Hillary Clinton’s Hair

The Washington Post reports:

Martin Shkreli, the former hedge fund manager awaiting sentencing for defrauding his investors, should have his bail revoked after offering his Facebook followers $5,000 to grab a strand of Hillary Clinton’s hair during her book tour, federal prosecutors say.

Shkreli’s conduct since his conviction in early August has escalated and he poses a threat to the community, the prosecutors said in a letter to the judge late Thursday. In addition to his Facebook post concerning Hillary Clinton, which drew the attention of the Secret Service, he has made harassing comments to other women online, they said.

“Shkreli has engaged in an escalating pattern of threats and harassment that warrant his detention pending sentencing,” prosecutors said in their letter to the judge in the case. “The Court should further find that there is no condition or combination of conditions to which the defendant will abide that will ensure that he does not pose a danger to the community.”

NBC News reports:

In a Facebook rant after the feds filed the motion late Thursday, the convicted fraudster nicknamed “Pharma Bro” used a four-letter word against “the government” and then tossed out a challenge. “I will never kiss their ring or snitch,” he wrote. “Come at me with you [sic] hardest because I haven’t seen anything impressive yet.”

Shkreli, 34, who was convicted of three counts of securities fraud but acquitted of five other criminal counts last month, faces up to 20 years in prison when he’s sentenced at an unspecified date.

Prosecutors said the Secret Service had to launch an investigation and “expended significant additional resources” to ensure no one tried to grab Clinton’s hair while she was on a book tour. They also cited crude comments he made online against a journalist and a pundit with whom he has feuded.

  • FAEN

    There is something seriously wrong in the head with this guy.

    • safari

      Which is why he needs to be off the streets

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    • Leo

      I actually don’t think he is. Well, it depends on what kind of mental illness you’re talking about. Pathological narcissism I guess classifies. He knows his trolling is working. Let’s put it that way.

      • Gerry Fisher

        Definitely Axis II type stuff (Personality Disorders/Character). Average Americans understand (enough) Panic Disorder or Major Depression or Schizophrenia or PTSD, but, as we saw with this last election, they are woefully under educated about Personality Disorders.

        I used to provide mental health counseling in a community mental health center, and Axis I conditions almost never caused my blood to curdle; it’s fairly easy to sit with those folks. (One exception was sitting with a man wrestling with urges toward pedophilia.) It was the Axis II, Cluster B folks that were unnerving on a visceral level, but we didn’t see too many of them. I was told correctly during my training that, “You’ll never see a Narcissist in one-on-one psychotherapy, because they’re awesome, there’s nothing wrong with them. Once in a while, you’ll see them in couples because their partners will drag them in.” I’ve done some Life Coaching recently with clients who have/had Narcissistic (or Cluster B) partners, and it really messes with the partners’ heads (think “gaslighting”).

        It’s common practice not to diagnose a Personality Disorder after only one meeting, which is often the diagnostic evaluation. That being said, I had a colleague who could sniff out a Personality Disorder from a mile away. She *always* diagnosed them on the first visit, and subsequent experience showed that her gut-level instincts were correct. I mean, some of these disorders are subtle, such as perfectionism or being overly depending upon other people, but she could get a feel for all of them with very little time with the clients.

        • zhera

          Perfectionism is a disorder?

          • The_Wretched

            Think OCD.

          • (((GC)))

            You mean CDO, with the letters in alphabetical order as they should be! 🙂

            (ETA: I got that meme from a Nancy Lebovitz button.)

          • Bad Tom

            If it interferes with normal life functioning, yes.

        • Reality.Bites

          All I really know is that “Borderline Personality Disorder” is a lot worse than it sounds. Unlike “Congestive heart failure.”

          • GeoffreyPS

            I had a roommate whose teenage daughter was a borderline. It was horrible to be around. I finally moved out because i couldn’t stand it any more and her mother wouldn’t make an effort to learn how to deal with it appropriately. It was either screaming matches or just ignoring it. No counseling (other than a diagnosis from several different sources) and no real effort at being a parent. The girl is in her late 20s now and has improved a lot, but i keep my distance.

      • Working to get his delusional arse locked up much sooner. 😛

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      What about all the MAGA types that are willing to harm the country or their own self interest, simply for the benefit of generating Librul Tears?

      Shkreli seems like that type.

      • Lizard

        Trolls.

        Read an article about the alt-right whining that they don’t get the respect a mainstream movement would get. These are the people who bullied, belittled, and trolled their way into the public consciousness. Assholes.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]
          • Lizard

            Depressing. I’m halfway through Devil’s Bargain atm. It’s a rough read.

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            You’re stronger than I.

          • Lizard

            Not really. I have to keep taking vomit breaks.

            Not really, but it’s pretty painful. I want to be prepared for the wave of Breitbart nutcases who will inevitably inundate the internet if/when Drumpf is removed from office.

          • Lizard

            Oh, sorry. I was a little confused by your reply of “I have,” but it was my wording that was confusing. I didn’t mean to order you to read something. I have a tendency to type the same way I talk, so I meant it like “I read an article,” not that you should read an article. 🙂

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            Forgive me and no worries. I just meant I have read articles about online trolls and posted an article that I thought was particularly relevant that might be of interest if you haven’t already read.

            Didn’t feel ordered to read the book – LOL. I’ve heard of it and would like to read but just the news and current politics is so difficult to keep up with an manage and not sink into serious rage and depression. Avoiding books on our current state of affairs as a self-protective measure.

            Random palate cleanser for you! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9efa71239c946c0897de28f290ca10c1431c2e43f4b52da39ef921351a3871c4.jpg

          • Lizard

            Totally understandable. I’ve had to force myself to take days-long breaks from the news as a form of self-care. I’m only reading the book to be able to refute the Bannon-fueled lies Breitbart trolls keep throwing out on the internet.

            Mmmmm…that’s yummy. Thanks!

          • Reality.Bites
      • Chris

        I don’t agree with everything he does but I believe in Making America Great Again. That means leave ALL my rights alone tears shed over an election yeah I laugh at those though. I do believe for the most part DACA recipients should be left alone but the loopholes should be closed and certain illegals should be deported Immediately. Antifa is a Terrorist organization and absolutely no better then the Klan just like BLM! Wake up there’s more then meets the eye going on. Donald Trump is not the one doing everything he is just being blamed. This Hedge fund guy is a serious Whack job although I could care less if someone pulled Hillary Rottens hair she has done a lot worse.

        • Tom Furgas

          I’d like to suggest that you peruse “The Elements Of Style” by Strunk and White. Would help greatly with your mangled syntax, grammar and punctuation. Just saying.

          • Chris

            You’re funny. Everyone is allowed their own opinions though.

          • Tom Furgas

            I agree with his opinions, at least those that I can decipher from his writing. It’s his syntax, grammar, and punctuation that are hard to sort out.

        • JCF
        • juanjo54

          Can you rewrite that in actual English? Not sure if this is a just a violation of Poe’s Law or a real post.

          • Chris

            Maybe you should just learn to read.

          • juanjo54

            Well I see it was not a Poe’s Law violation. I am fluent in English, Chris. Sadly that gibberish you wrote is not English. It looks like it but it simply is not Standard American English, aka the variety of the English language that’s generally used in professional communication in the United States and taught in American schools. Neither is it United Kingdom Standard English. Maybe it is how people in the trailer park you were raised in, communicated. However the rest of us are not a bunch of meth smoking inbreds.

          • Chris

            What’s Wrong Juan? Did I hit a nerve or something? My English is just fine and I don’t have to stoop to name calling or rediculous assumptions. There is nothing wrong with my English or the way I wrote it. You’re just a jerk who obviously gets pissed when people don’t agree with you. That’s ok though, I don’t fault people for Ignorance. Only those who blatenly ignore the facts when presented. Not once have you presented an opinion as to why my original comments are invalid or something for me to consider a different perspective. Just ignorant insults from a bitter person.

          • juanjo54

            As I said Chris – that gibberish you wrote is not English. It looks like it but it simply is not Standard American English, aka the variety of the English language that’s generally used in professional communication in the United States and taught in American schools. Neither is it United Kingdom Standard English. Maybe it is how people in the trailer park you were raised in, communicated. However the rest of us are not a bunch of meth smoking inbreds.

          • Chris

            Trying to get a rise outta me huh? Still no actual rebuttals. I wasn’t raised at your mom’s rented cab over. My mom owned her house far from scum like you. How do you like that? The only meth smoking inbred on here is you with your stuttering lines. You sure as shit ain’t professional in any sense of the word. Get outta with your troll bs.

        • PRW

          ‘Great Again‘; when, in your best estimate, was it last great?

          • Chris

            It was great when I grew up and I had friends of all nationalities, we didn’t focus skin color. A Man could support his family on one income and his wife working was her choice. My mother did not have that luxury unfortunately because my Father was a piece of shit who schucked his responsibilities like a corn husk. She did support us the best she could and was able to do so decently. No days that would not have been possible. I’m not saying that things were perfect but better then they are now. Now we have domestic Terrorists on all sides and half the population is afraid to call out any from one side for fear of the “race” card being pulled or losing votes. People are afraid of enforcing laws because they might be accused of racism. It’s all a big joke.

          • PRW

            Not too sure if ‘when [you] grew up’ is closer to 1950 or to 1990; from the Ozzie-and-Harriet economy claim, sounds more like 1950. Trump is not going to uninvent the shipping container, and is not even pretending he’ll uninvent tax cuts for the rich, elimination of American labor unions, or the greed-is-good, winner-take-all model of capitalism; his notion of Making America Great Again is as realistic as the Ghost Dancers bringing back the buffalo. ‘Domestic terrorism’? You want to Make America Great Again by cracking down on abortion clinic bombers and arsonists? Or does that not count as domestic terrorism to you? Also, have you really forgotten the Cold War? Were you so sheltered in those days you didn’t question if you’d live to be twenty? ‘We didn’t focus on skin color’? You could afford not to; many others were not so lucky, but their lives didn’t matter. Nearly everyone believes the world was better when they were children; it’s endemic to the human condition, and made all the stronger when parents try to shield children from the harsher realities. Being a universal experience doesn’t make it a true account of the world, and even if it were true, wishing it back doesn’t bring it back.

    • Ninja0980

      I agree.
      Throw in never having been held accountable for anything in his life before and you end up with this.

    • pch1013

      And with the 399 people who “liked” that tweet.

      • FAEN

        What’s sad is I’m surprised it’s only 399.

    • MonochromeMouse

      He just craves attention, much like trump he doesn’t give a fuck if it’s good attention or bad attention so long as his name and smug face are in the news.

      • FAEN

        You are correct.

    • Tom Furgas

      His own defense attorney openly said that Shkreli is not normal. Hoping for sympathy from the jury.

      • FAEN

        He needs a psych evaluation IMHO.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    That boy needs locked up in prison or psych ward. Either is fine.

    • narutomania

      I think that the former would do him much more good, in the end. As in, his roommates Bubba, Tyrone, and Lefty could get him good in the end.

  • That this little weasel has “fans” beggars the imagination.

    • ColdCountry

      Manson has lots of them. One even married him.

  • bkmn

    Lock him up

  • worstcultever

    Extremely disturbed individual.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    I missed the cray cray report on why this cray cray wants hillarys hair. Does he want to clone her? Find out if shes actually human? What?

    • bambinoitaliano

      Can’t explain personal kink.

    • zhera

      I bet he wants to ‘prove’ she’s wearing a wig, or something equally nonsense silly bullshit.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Or maybe she’s KENYAN !?!

      • ColdCountry

        Yeah, what is that “I must confirm the sequences I have”??

    • Uncle Mark

      Clearly, he just wants nut jobs coming at Hillary with scissors or pulling her hair everywhere she goes on her book tour…tormenting & scaring Hillary. Obviously, if any such gullible people were able to grab any of Hillary’s hair, they would not be able to keep it, after being stomped on by the secret service.

      It would be funny if Hillary submitted her hair from her latest haircut with the idea of donating the proceeds to mental health organizations.

      • thatotherjean

        If you’re looking for personal (as opposed to mitochondrial) DNA, you can’t get it from the leftovers from a haircut–you need the root, which you can only get by pulling the hair out of the scalp. If she wanted to do that for herself and donate the proceeds, I’d be fine with it–except that nobody will ever see a dime of the Pharma Douche’s money: that’s an offer with too many ways for him to refuse to pay up.

    • Keroleen

      My impulse is, based on his first sentence, that he thinks he’s got access to some DNA “evidence” that’ll prove once and for all that Hillary’s a cold-blooded murderess, but needs a current sample to verify it.

    • thatotherjean

      Probably just shit-stirring for “fun.”

  • netxtown

    and nobody is willing to pay a dime for his whole fucking head.

  • Lakeview Bob

    I predict he will not live much longer. People like him often go off the deep end. He is plain nuts.

    • worstcultever

      Hope you’re right Bob

    • Reality.Bites

      I prefer chocolate coated.

      At this point his lawyers may kill him!

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    He should be charged and fined for the costs of the additional Secret Security protection added because of his offer to pay for Hillary to be assaulted.

  • bambinoitaliano

    See this is how the shit gibbon should be dealt with before he ran for president.

    • Rocco

      EXACTLY!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OT- Look what my next husband just did :

    https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/905930520336494593

    • worstcultever

      noice!

    • Lizard

      What a nice gesture! Kind of a bummer game to send a Pats fan to though…

    • bambinoitaliano

      Let’s do it. Let’s fall in love……Sorry, someone planted that ear worm in me this morning. I can’t get that bloody song out of my head.

      • Todd20036

        You fall in love. I am going to lick the sweat off of that sexy man’s chest.

        • FAEN

          I’d like to fall in love with the man connected to the sexy chest. And his sweat 😈.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        No–that was yesterday

    • shellback

      Have you met said husband yet, or is this wishful thinking?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Oh he knows. He just doesn’t know it ( or me ) yet.

        • Rocco

          Lol

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR
      • Butch

        My turn to ask forgiveness. I took your post to mean something else and was wondering how you knew….

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        That’s great. All we really need is the bed anyway.

        • Silver Badger

          Beds are nice, but not necessary.

        • Canadian Observer

          If they were serious about it, they would have installed a Murphy bed (Pullman bed) and folded it back up when it was not in use.

      • thatotherjean

        It seems very weird to have a living space with so little stuff in it. It appears devoid of signs of life–no books, no hobbies, no souvenirs, no nothing, except the art on the walls. I suppose I’m not a minimalist.

    • Reality.Bites

      Anyone else think the shadow of the reporter’s arm and microphone on the man’s t-shirt looks like a mermaid looking away while sitting on a rock?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        I just see penis.

        • Reality.Bites

          That’s because there’s usually one blocking your view.

          • Todd20036

            Bless you both!

        • FAEN

          Proper priorities.

      • Bad Tom

        Now that you mention it, yes.

      • EdmondWherever

        Aw, you ruined it. I thought it was sweat.

        • Ander

          It *is* sweat. That’s what it is. Yep.
          He’s sweaty. Very, very sweaty.

      • iambu

        Gah! I can’t make it turn back into a microphone now!

    • Bad Tom

      THAT is cool!

    • JCF

      Considering how the Patriots got SPANKED last night, he’s probably thinking he got a two-fer! (Did a nice thing, AND missed an unpleasant experience)

  • Lizard
  • Dot Beech

    Yes, please. Put him in prison. In Turkey. Or may be Syria.

  • worstcultever

    Shkreli’s “crude comments to a journalist” were actually threats of non-consensual sex – otherwise known as rape – to Teen Vogue’s Lauren Duca.

    • Lizard

      Well, he’s a white guy, so no conservative will speak out against it.

      • JCF

        Speak against? Betsy DeVos will DEFEND him!

    • The_Wretched

      It’s singularly stupid to go on like he is with a sentencing pending. My question is why he’s out on bail at all. His presumptive sentence will be long enough to cover the pendency, clearly.

    • Todd20036

      Well, it’s not like any self respecting woman would consent to letting that asshole in them

      • Silver Badger

        Or man for that matter.

      • thatotherjean

        “Well, it’s not like any self respecting woman would consent to letting that asshole TOUCH them”
        FIFY

  • Gerry Fisher

    I really wish we had a blood test for “sociopath.” Get that diagnosis out in the open *really* early.

    • vorpal 😼

      My brain just farted when I read that he has facebook followers.

  • Christopher
  • Butch

    Can we please just nuke him from space?

    • Paula

      It’s the only way to be sure.

      • Butch

        And yes, one recent night when I couldn’t take any more of the news I did watch Aliens again.

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    I may be pacifist but I SOOOO want to pass a fist across that face.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Too easy. I want to tie him up and take my time.

      • Paula

        Fire is your friend!

        • The_Wretched

          Electricity is best from a severity and repeatably angle.

          • Todd20036

            you can borrow my violet wand, if you like.

        • bambinoitaliano

          And needles and pliers and peeler and corkscrew and…… 😛

        • Silver Badger

          Lot to be said for an old fashioned sanding block.

          • Canadian Observer

            Too much risk of repetitive injury to your joints. As I have offered people in the past, I have a perfectly good belt sander I am willing to lend out…

      • motordog

        I’d recommend at least 24 hours in one of several extreme stress positions before you actually start anything more ‘visceral’.

    • The_Wretched

      Him and Ted Cruise (only) are my two exceptions to ‘no public advocacy for violence’. On the odd chance I run into either, I’ll take my shot at them.

      • zhera

        Really? No tRump, Bannon, Ryan, McConnell, Gingrich, PerKKKins Brown, Fischer, Shoebat?

        • Uncle Mark

          No kidding. This regime has unleashed this whole dark, hate-filled, violence-ruminating part of my psyche that I never really knew existed, but just joked about. Whenever this regime or its supporters are mentioned, I find myself unleashing an uncontrollable torrent of profanity, not seen since “The Exorcist.” (I have family taking bets if my head will totally spin around when Trump-supporting relatives come over for Thanksgiving. Perhaps, I will pass the stuffing that same way Linda Blair shared some pea soup.)

          • William

            Last Thanksgiving, my mother had a ‘no politics’ rule. The moment politics were mentioned, she swooped in, shut down the conversation and then dashed away.

          • Uncle Mark

            Yep, we’ve had that rule since 2000….mostly instituted by the Republican members of the family, as they would find themselves buried alive in facts the moment they bleated some propaganda. (They often break this rule, only to quickly reinvoke it when they’re buried in an avalanche of arguments & facts.). This became imperative whenever we got together for my birthday, as it’s often around election week. My 85 year old mother greatly supports this rule, but she is the first to lash out with a flurry of facts against siblings’ rightwing propaganda.

          • thatotherjean

            An excellent rule, that–and good for your mother!

        • The_Wretched

          None of them. And I’m leary of touching Bannon. It’d be like touching rotted road kill. I severely dislike the rest of them but they don’t have the ‘hit me now’ face.

    • Opinion Sousaphones

      … oh dear, that avatar photo has given me the vapors! Who is that?

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        I have no clue but I want a weekend with him…most weekends.

  • Bluto
  • vorpal 😼

    Somebody give this idiot a tiki torch already.

    He sounds like a methed up wannabe white thug who will wilt and cuddle for safety with the infamous crying Nazi the second someone stands up to him.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      “a methed up wannabe white thug who will wilt and cuddle for safety with the infamous crying Nazi”

      Magic 8-Ball® says: “Signs point to yes” (i.e., in prison)

  • Natty Enquirer

    Lock him up.

  • Friday

    What psychotic theory does the little twitch have now? Or is he just trying to make a voodoo doll? 🙂

  • Rocco

    I guess he figures he’d better get all the female attention he can get now…

  • Adam Stevens

    Forget all the ‘pharma douche’ crap.

    Someone needs to check this guys basement for bodies.

  • vorpal 😼

    Can you overdose and die on Daraprim?
    Asking for a Shkreli.

  • TexasBoy

    Trump plans to pardon him and put him in charge of healthcare.

    • Rocco

      Lol

    • Halou

      If Hannity / Jones / Putin vouch for the man then he might just do it.

    • kanehau

      He would be perfect for reforming the pharm industry!

    • jerry

      Or FDA.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      What, you think he isn’t?

  • Ninja0980

    One only has to look at his tweets against various women to know we passed the douche stage a long time ago with this guy.
    He needs to be locked up, period.

  • TK

    $5000 per strand? It’s too bad Hillary wouldn’t offer her next haircut to this asshole and break the bank.

    • Halou

      Assuming he was being honest when he said he has means of checking this stuff. Any legitimate analyst will know full well what the game is and would refuse to go along with it. Or he is just running yet another scam, getting people commit felony offenses for his amusement since he is going to spend at least 20 years behind bars if convicted, and dropping the soap will only generate so much fun before it gets boring.

    • Lizard

      Haven’t his assets been frozen? Does he still have access to his bank account? Because that would be a travesty of justice.

    • cleos_mom

      If my own hair was a little lighter in color, I’d send him my own next haircut. Not all the deserving flecees are rubes.

  • Baylee Peach

    This is what happens when you are too gross to get anybody to sleep with you and you’re too cheap to pay for prostitutes.

    • cleos_mom

      The textbook case of Denny Crane Syndrome.

      • Baylee Peach

        In grad school, we used to call it DSB syndrome – deadly semen backup.

      • Bj Lincoln

        Even Denny was not this bad.

  • cleos_mom

    If she’d be willing to donate, that could be a priceless fundraising gimmick in 2018. Hold Pharmadouche to his promises.

  • Jefe5084

    What a little bitch-pest.

  • Dan M

    Someone tell NBC it’s not Pharma Bro – it’s Pharna Douche. Afraid I wouldn’t last long on a national newscast.

  • swimboy

    So when is Hillary going to shave her head, send all the hair to PharmaDouche, and then donate all the money to hurricane relief?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I think it has to be plucked to get the follicles. Doubt she would do that.

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Seems to me, a few false flag ops could get this jackass jailed forever. People like this make themselves quite vulnerable with asinine stuff like this.
    He’s lucky I’m too lazy to bother.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Hillary: I am offering $5,001 dollars for both of his marbles, on ice.

    • another_steve

      Your bail will be revoked though.

      So sad when rich boys go bad.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        I thought you liked rich boys gone bad. Or at least one in particular.

        • another_steve

          Jared needs a fellow Chosen One to guide him back to the path of honor and righteousness.

          Me.

  • andrew

    Lock him up!

  • Cuberly
  • Rebecca Gardner

    What a whack-job.

  • lattebud

    “I must confirm the sequences I have”…. WTF is he doing with what he implies are HRC’s sequences? How did he steal them?

  • JWC

    Why is this waste of flesh even given a spot in the media

    • Karl Dubhe

      money.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Dunno, but ask Joe

      • JWC

        He so hates eveything and everyone

        • Phillip in L.A.

          Then he and I should get along together well!

          • JWC

            Not unless you are a total slome ball and if so……

          • Phillip in L.A.

            Hope that’s not the bost u can do! 😉

          • JWC

            make that slime ball and yup thats it

          • Phillip in L.A.

            Naw, not a slime ball. Well, rarely.

          • JWC

            OK then Ms Slocumbe will accept you conditionally

          • Phillip in L.A.

            (Captain Peacock.) Thank you, Betty. You may take your tea-break, now.

          • JWC

            you may keep Captain ane Pea I will take cock

  • Tomcat

    This guy deserves to spend some time in prison in general population.

  • Tomcat

    May this guy suffer a miserable death.

  • Tomcat

    If he is doing what it sounds like he is doing and getting Hillary’s DNA to expose her health then he is committing a HIPPA crime and can be tried for that offense also.

    • Silver Badger

      Here I thought he was just going to cast a spell on her.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Trump’s hair doesn’t contain DNA.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Not human anyway.

    • RoFaWh

      Trumpty-dumpty’s hair is actually an extremely fine form of Japanese angel hair pasta made from rice. In the event of an emergency leading to famine, he’d be viewed as walking calories: Just add hot water and stir. The “hot” may be redundant given the amount of hot air the hosting organism generates.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        That sounds about as gross as Jim Bakker’s food buckets.

  • David Walker
  • Karl Dubhe

    Fucker’s crazy, lock him up.

    And anyone who assaults another person by grabbing their hair.

  • narutomania

    And a mother-fucking correction: his actual nickname is the “Pharma Douche”.

    • Secure

      Yeah he’s no bro.

    • Gianni

      Who went and made up Pharma Bro? I correct that to myself every time I read something about him that includes Pharma Bro, changing it in my mind to Pharma Douche.

      • narutomania

        I suspect that it was someone at the AP who decided that “douche” just wasn’t family-friendly enough. My question is, “Why ‘bro’ when there are so many other acceptable monikers that would have worked equally well?” The term “bro” sounds too chummy.

        Any of the following combinations would be fine with me:

        Pharma Jerk
        Pharma Turd
        Pharma Jackass
        Pharma Crook
        Pharma Crud
        Pharma Pillock
        Pharma Slime

  • Bad Tom

    Pharma Douche is extremely brave on Facebook.

  • William

    Every barber shop in the country should bag their floor sweepings for a week and then ship time to Shkreli.

    • Daveed_WOW

      Beauty operators, start your engines

      • William

        Dog groomers too!

  • Professor Barnhardt

    What the hell is it with Land Rovers? Flagged anyway, as usual.

  • kladinvt

    Lock Him UP…and throw away the key!

  • WNY

    I know that this is not PC to say, but I really hope that he is passed around like an hors d’oeuvre tray in prison on a daily basis.

    • ECarpenter

      It’s just not good to encourage rape for any reason. Because then who gets to decide who ‘deserves’ it? A lot of gay and Trans people are raped in jail daily because someone decides they ‘deserve’ it.

      This isn’t political correctness – it’s just sensible. It’s like the Geneva Convention rules – treat your prisoners correctly so your own soldiers will be treated correctly in the enemy’s prisons. They’re doing the same for the same reason – it’s a reciprocal arrangement.

      Discourage rape period, and you begin to erode the idea that rape is a good punishment for some people. Because there will never be agreement on who ‘deserves’ it, and you want to protect yourself if you’re ever caught up in an incident and end up spending time, even a day or two, in jail.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    He also showed up at Chelsea Clinton’s apartment screaming about Hillary, and livestreamed himself doing it. On 9/11 last year.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/941b37b17f642cd598cc37b23a8412b2a28b42c54b80637b26c3e8e3066285e8.gif

  • Phillip in L.A.

    Not that I support Mr Shkreli, but all of his “conduct” appears to actually be “speech”

  • JCF
  • That’s not creepy at all. /sarcasm

  • Pat

    I reported this little shit to Facebook, and guess what? It didn’t violate their community standards. I’m shocked, SHOCKED! Maybe if he showed a nipple while making his threat, it would have been taken seriously. Facebook has a lot to answer for. He added an addendum saying he wasn’t serious only after the shit hit the public fan.

    “Thanks for taking the time to report something that you feel may violate our Community Standards. Reports like yours are an important part of making Facebook a safe and welcoming environment. We reviewed the post you reported and found it doesn’t violate our Community Standards.
    Please let us know if you see anything else that concerns you. We want to keep Facebook safe and welcoming for everyone.”

  • DaveMiller135

    I’m stuck on the idea that he has “followers.” I guess it’s some kind of inverse square of the bit about there being no such thing as bad publicity. I can’t do the math in my head.

    • Daveed_WOW

      He’s a hero to the alt-right and the MRA/Mgtow crowd. Hatred of laws,fairness,women, minorities,poor people and sick people. “Douche” reduces him to a joke. He’s a criminal and a Nazi.

      • DaveMiller135

        Though I’m sure you’re right and I just wasn’t thinking about it the right way, your response has chilled me to the very bones.

      • DaveMiller135

        I had to look up that MRA/Mgtow business. Even though I seen them websites with me own eyes, I still worry that this is a joke I’m just not getting. Like the g(0)ys, from years ago. Nothing you read about them will make you feel glad to be a human being.

        • Daveed_WOW

          They seem pretty serious about it. They elected a President.

  • KevInPDX

    Who can we credit with coming up with “Pharma Douche”? One of the best cuts ever and totally describes this tool.

  • NIFP

    Somewhat OT: Not to make light of this situation or in any way condone this repulsive man, but didn’t Jack from Will & Grace have a hair collection of various Broadway divas? Anastasia, do you remember?