Death To Gays Pastor: Supreme Court Must Repeal Gay Marriage Before God Kills Again With Irma [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Extremist anti-LGBTQ pastor Kevin Swanson declared on his radio program today that the Supreme Court should immediately reverse its Roe v. Wade and Obergefell decisions before God unleashes his judgment on America in the form of Hurricane Irma. Swanson, who just last week said that Hurricane Harvey was the judgment of God on Houston, said that these “God-ordained disasters” are a warning to this nation to repent for its myriad of sins.

“The wrath of God against this nation is intense,” Swanson continued. “I wish that American leaders would sit up and pay attention. The Supreme Court of the United States needs to reverse Roe v. Wade and Obergefell now, this afternoon, before Irma does her damage. It would be a good thing if the Supreme Court of the United States understood that God is in control of these things and God is a personality and God is offended by the sins of this nation.”

Last week Swanson declared that God sent Harvey because Texas failed to pass its anti-trans “bathroom bill.”

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Swanson earned national headlines in 2015 by calling for the execution of homosexuals shortly before introducing Ted Cruz to speak. A Cruz spokesman later expressed regret for the appearance, but only after weeks of furor from the media. More recently, Swanson declared that the Pulse massacre victims got what they deserved because “God gives up on sinners.” In May, Swanson warned that the goal of public schools is to turn children into “transgender communists.” Two weeks ago Swanson declared that pro-LGBT public schools should all be “burned to the ground.”

  • b-b-but Jr’s emails!

    Ummmm, you only replaced Scalia, not changed the vote.

  • safari

    Hurricanes only started hitting the US after a decade of absence once Donald got elected. Just sayin’

    • another_steve

      I truly believe that Jesus hates Ivanka’s shoe line.

    • Beagle

      And look at where the hurricanes are hitting — Harvey in Texas and Louisiana, and Irma expected to hit Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, maybe North Carolina.
      The home of HB2 is the bluest of those states.

  • another_steve

    Please don’t repeal my marriage before 8 p.m. US Eastern time today.

    My man has a fabulous dinner planned for me.

    • Todd20036

      Who’s eating whom?

      • another_steve

        Slut.

        • MT YVR

          Annnnd somehow you still didn’t answer the question. 😛

  • bkmn
  • crewman

    His God sounds like a real dick, not to mention a hostage taker/terrorist.

    • safari

      I got banned from some site when I argued that spending eternity worshiping a narcissist who will punish you with an eternity of torture if you question him because he loves you sounds like hell.

      • M Jackson

        I told some people at WND to kiss my rosy-red puckerhole. That did the trick.

        • Jonathan Smith

          that will get ‘cha. every time.

        • Todd20036

          Hey, why do they get to, and I cannot?

          • M Jackson

            Aren’t you sweet.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Badge of honor Safari.

    • another_steve

      Well, the Judeo-Christian god is kinda…kinda…schizo. Capable of great kindness. Capable of great beauty.

      And then he has a bad day and destroys the world with a flood.

      • Tatonka

        Sounds a lot like most humans.

    • Sashineb

      Yeah, exactly! (Deuteronomy 20:10-14) “As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.”

  • Jonathan Smith
  • b-b-but Jr’s emails!
    • FAEN

      One of the best commercials ever.

  • AtticusP
  • Why did g*d punish Barbuda?

    • b-b-but Jr’s emails!

      Collateral damage.

      • Or Barbuda may have been the main target, and Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, and possibly Florida are collateral?

    • pch1013

      Good question. Gay sex is illegal there – so why did it get pulverized?

      • Tawreos

        Stop thinking while pastor dickweed is trying to scare us.

        • clay

          Rush says it’s the NWS that’s a liberal underground trying to scare us.

          • David J

            I personally would like to invite Rush and Trump to play some golf together this Saturday at Mar-a-Lago

      • Jonathan Smith
      • Lizard

        God has notoriously terrible aim.

  • /the-tragedy-of-micro-penis-strikes-again/

    Nice one Joe! 😀

  • lattebud
    • james1200

      Right? Those three ladies are like…

      http://i.imgur.com/3v4DWDR.gif

      • Todd20036

        What cartoon is that? I doubt it’s Rick & Morty

        • james1200

          I don’t know. But it’s obviously something we should be watching.

    • ben-andy

      Dear Pastor Wankwad,

      You might not know how the Supreme Court works. Let me ‘splain it to you.

      1. The Supreme Court reviews lower court’s decisions. This takes more than a year at the fastest for a case to be heard by the Supremes.

      2. The Supreme Court reviews laws passed by the Federal government when a lawsuit is filed re them and can make a temporary decision about the Constitutionality of the law.

      So, file a lawsuit and in a few years, when it gets to the Supremes, maybe they WILL overturn gay marriage. But, Irma will make landfall before Congress could act and before the Supremes can review said lawsuit even for a temporary stay, even one already filed, even if they wanted to, and it is highly doubtful they do as they are not nearly collectively batshit crazy as you are. But you aren’t batshit crazy, are you?

      Really, this is just grifting for dollars and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Jesus said, “Give all you have to the poor and follow after me.” If you don’t understand that concept, declare you are no longer a Christian and be honest like L. Ron Hubbard and create your own religion.

    • FAEN

      Do NOT jinx it. RBG is in her 80’s and if she goes we are totally and royally fucked. And not in the good way.

  • M Jackson

    It’s 3:30 in New York.
    SCOTUS has two and a half hours left to do this thing.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    And Kirk Cameron : ‘Hurricanes are a spectacular display of God’s immense power.’ Instead of healing the sick, his god destroys buildings and murders people to demonstrate his power.

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/09/07/kirk-cameron-the-hurricanes-were-sent-by-god-to-make-us-more-humble/

    • clay

      Sorta like Trump’s foreign policy goals.

  • Bluto

    god talked to me this morning. He said “fuck you, swanson.” That’s less absurd than the shit he’s spewing.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a4f28ad253ea133a0bafd25772be5ec4524ec2eedeec11ba47b5c4b7f5159101.jpg

    • james1200
      • Tawreos

        If it was gay it would be fiercely fabulous with little destruction. It would also rain alcoholic beverages and be lit up like that in real life.

        • Jonathan Smith
          • Tawreos

            That song changed for me when I realized that it and “Let the bodies hit the floor” were two songs about the same event from different perspectives. =)

        • james1200

          Lies! It’s about to ride America’s penis, Florida, hard, so it’s obviously a gay hurricane!

          • Tawreos

            A gay hurricane named Irma?

          • Jonathan Smith

            She’s in drag

          • atchitamo

            “Irma Gonnagetcha”?

          • james1200

            He’s gender-queer, ok?

          • Tawreos

            Works for me =)

          • Tatonka

            Don’t assume their gender.

          • Stogiebear

            You’d have preferred Hurricane Gurlene?

          • Robincho

            I’d prefer hurricanes to be named for climate change deniers. Hurricane Irma, for example, would be much better if it were known as Hurricane Marco Rubio…

        • Galvestonian

          … and lots and lots of plaid, twinkle lights and glitter — very, very festive.

      • Lazycrockett

        I don;t see any glow sticks.

        • safari

          Sandblasted by Glitter

          • Lazycrockett

            ugh glitter the bane of my existence.

        • james1200

          I see them. And the glitter. And the poppers, which will push Irma to Category 5.

      • OUTinMinnesota

        Gay – and it seems to be targeting properties owned by Prez Tweet, as though divinely guided

        Trump Mansion in St. Martin
        Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        It’s almost like hurricane hole is searching the entire ocean to finally
        find ” the tip “.
        Yep, it gay.

  • Tatonka

    The best evidence for atheism I can think of is the fact that these people are never smited with boils for claiming to speak in god’s name.

  • Tawreos

    Why would god wait 40 years to warn about one and only 2 to warn about the other?

  • Xuuths

    Keep screaming, you nut! Every time you open your mouth, someone else becomes an atheist.

  • Remember: When regressives tells us “Just be lucky you don’t live in Syria”, what they’re really saying is that we got to wait until people like Swanson hear turns the U.S. into a gay killing theocracy before we can complain.

  • The_Wretched

    Swanson, you need a better god. How about asking him (praying??) for a reduction in green house gases as well as supporting legislation to that end. I’m sure it’d never occur to you to think about what actually causes more severe storms and more often but it’s almost certainly not the sexuality of certain parts of the population.

  • The_Wretched

    Swanson strikes me as having actual mental illness and should be evaluated clinically.

    • Tawreos

      His illness is a drop off in donations.

    • Lizard

      Normally I’m against throwing crackpots into the “mentally ill” pile, but I actually agree, along with the Shoebats. They’re going to snap and hurt someone.

  • David in Tucson

    Umm, that’s not how it works, Kevin dear. Oh, that’s right. You just don’t connect with all that science-y stuff. All you understand is grotesque superstition and magical thinking.

    • Tomcat

      Science rules.

      • i still don’t understand people who deny science. it’s like…hello? it’s all right there! in black and white! and it can all be explained!

        it’s fucking infuriating.

  • Sam_Handwich

    he doesn’t quite understand the judicial branch

    • Ninja0980

      He will once Trump gets through with it.

    • Carl

      “Now. This afternoon”

      He seems to think the Supreme Court is some all powerful force that can impose theocracy on us.

      Well, sure, it can, but not by decree at a moment’s notice.

  • Carl

    Why did our ancestors drag these people out of the caves with them? They should have left them behind where they’re clearly more comfortable.

  • Matt

    Sounds like someone ain’t getting enough d*** on the DL.

  • Ninja0980

    So innocent people will die if religious bigots don’t get their way?
    So much for Christian “love.”

  • Lizard

    Oh, sure, it couldn’t have happened back when the decision was made, which was during hurricane season. It had to happen two hurricane seasons later. But it’s definitely the fault of teh gayz, not the disaster in the White House. Did God oversleep?

    What a fuckin’ coinky-dink.

  • Lazycrockett

    Maybe the wraith of god is intense cause the Republicans control the government, cause I don’t remember very many Cat 5 hurricanes during Obama.

    • Lizard

      Republicans have said in the past that Katrina was revenge for electing Obama.

      No, I’m not kidding.

      • Kate

        Just call it “pre-emptive revenge” and it fits in perfectly with how they think our foreign policy should work.

      • 2005. 2008.
        oh yea…..Devos math…

  • Tomcat

    I refuse to keep dealing with these people. Fuck them and their voice.

  • safari

    I haven’t read this, but I’m just going to throw this over here
    https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/905880587239645184

    • Lizard

      I’ve seen this on other sites. Amazing how God won’t provide. Why don’t they just pray the damage away?

      Seriously, though, they want to get federal relief money without paying taxes. The courts should tell them to go fuck themselves.

    • Jonathan Smith

      …because of COURSE they do….

    • Tomcat

      Churches should have flood insurance they have all the money and none of the taxes.

      • Carl

        Yep. If they want to pay taxes and don’t prepare like the rest of us, they should go under. Not my problem. If it’s like my neighborhood, there’s probably another one less than a block away anyway..

        • Lizard

          It’s Texas. I’d say that’s probably a good bet.

        • Micki Thompson

          Same in NC

    • clay

      Yeah, right, list all the synagogues, temples, and mosques that have been awarded FEMA funds.

    • Christopher
      • Micki Thompson

        Winning

    • coram nobis

      They may be taking their cue from the June 2017 Court ruling in Trinity Lutheran Church playground case, which allowed a church to get funding for its playground.

      http://wtop.com/supreme-court/2017/06/supreme-court-rules-for-missouri-church-in-playground-case/

      Roberts tried to limit the ruling but Gorsuch and Thomas indicated they meant it to be wider than just playgrounds.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        They are. The WaPo articles says the three that are suing were prompted by the playground case.

    • DaddyRay

      We will take that right out of all the taxes you paid

    • Pip

      Pray that shit fixed, or is that not working at this time?

    • PeterC

      And you do Not pay taxes. How do you expect to receive compensation when you have not paid your monthly protection fees?

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Hmmm. I’m inclined to say that FEMA’s current policy is correct. Facilities “operated by a religious institution that provides secular activities” to the community should be eligible for FEMA funds, but these three that are suing appear to be just churches with no non-denominational function. I can’t see taxpayers funding that. Also, don’t most churches have insurance policies?

  • TheManicMechanic

    I declare that this little shit should have to watch his family and his money incinerated as his house burns down, after which I get to pat him on the shoulder and say “It was gawd’s will.”

    • Macbill

      “Thoughts and prayers”.

  • Macbill

    God doesn’t pick on Canada. Is it because you only hurt the one you love?

  • Dagoril

    Umm, sure, without any cases in the queue, the SC will just magically reverse both Roe v Wade and Obergefell. By this afternoon. Christ what a fucking loon.

  • coram nobis

    The Supreme Court isn’t in session right now. Summer recess.

    • b-b-but Jr’s emails!

      Well, there is that…

      • coram nobis

        … and even if they were in session this week they’re not going to grant cert. because Rev. Swanson Teeveedinner demands it. Certainly not on short notice. The Rev. would have better luck calling the National Hurricane Center.

      • Reality.Bites

        And so much more. Courts rule on matters that are before them, they don’t just issue pronouncements willy-nilly like pastors.

        • Robincho

          “Nilly” is probably a spot-on descriptor for Swanson’s “willy”…

        • Micki Thompson

          Or like the current POTUS

    • Halou

      An omniscient god should know that.

      • coram nobis

        A Swanson Teeveedinner might not. Especially if it’s past its ‘best by’ date.

  • BeaverTales

    Supreme Court Must Repeal Gay Marriage Before God Kills Again

    Well, I am have your silly God tied up and locked in a god-proof trunk in my basement. He next to my trunk of dildos, whips, chains and crisco…if you ever want see him again, send me all bitcoin you have……Tonight!!!

    • Tomcat

      Enjoy him.

  • penpal

    Please. He’s worried about getting a dick in his butt and liking it and that’s all there is to it. No hurricanes, no gods, no laws, just a fear of enjoying anal stimulation from a hung muscle bull.

  • Clive Johnson

    With the Christian god killing for disobedience, it’s hard to tell the moral difference between the Christian god and devil apart.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f85526153fd38bca0b76a0a1eddfd3a5760f009c5dc8a57800d4b372cbcaa9c0.jpg

  • WitlessProtection

    Funny, I thought Heir Trump was supposed to be the cure-all for the National sin of Obama?

  • Funny. I don’t recall fewer storms after Prop 8 passed.

  • Christopher
  • Halou

    “Do as I say or my invisible friend will kill you”

    Just imagine for a moment that the SCOTUS does as King Kill-the-gays commands and Irma hits the coast regardless, what pathetic excuses will this imbecile of a man make for his murderous “god” getting it’s way and killing people all the same?

    • Silver Badger

      Punishment for not doing it soon enough.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Rex

    He really should read the Bible. We’re living in the age of grace, meaning, God is not going to judge the world now – nature will take it’s course. He should be worried about himself, and how he’ll stand when he meets God. It’s not going to be as rosy as he thinks it will be.

  • JWC

    OH FUCK OFF you idiot

  • coram nobis

    Mark Twain, in his “Letter to the Earth” regarding the angel’s response to this kind of prayer:

    As regards your prayers, for the week ending the 19th, I have the honor to report as follows:
    1. For weather to advance hard coal 15 cents a ton. Granted.
    2. For influx of laborers to reduce wages 10 percent. Granted.
    3. For a break in rival soft-coal prices. Granted.
    4. For a visitation upon the man, or upon the family of the man, who has set up a competing retail coal-yard in Rochester. Granted, as follows: diphtheria, 2, 1 fatal; scarlet fever, 1, to result in deafness and imbecility, Note. This prayer should have been directed against this subordinate’s principals, the N. Y. Central R. R. Co.

    9. For cyclone, to destroy the works and fill up the mine of the North Pennsylvania Co. NOTE: Cyclones are not kept in stock in the winter season. A reliable article of firedamp can be furnished upon application …

    http://www.angelfire.com/wizard2/armbuff/lettertoearth.htm

  • Dave F.

    Maybe it’s not us that god is after – maybe we’re just on the way of the intended targets. Just saying…

  • OT: my nephew who converted to evangelical Christianity has recently told his sister that he supports Trump because it’s what the people in his (mostly white) church wants. Like he doesn’t even know any of Trump’s policies just that it’s what his church wants.

    • The_Wretched

      that would be par for the evangelical church goer. They aren’t there after much consideration on politics, policy and facts.

    • Halou

      Aren’t politically active churches supposed to lose their tax exempt status? Try extracting proof from your nephew that the Church is issuing political instructions to him and others then notify the IRS.

      • Natty Enquirer

        We will see a frozen Hell at about the same time that the IRS enforces this rule.

    • JWC

      How to know Trumps policies when Trump is the most unaware individual there is

    • KarenAtFOH

      So he is worshipping Trump instead of God. That’s idolatry. SAD!

  • Natty Enquirer

    The pussy* sore spews again.

    *An unfortunate fact of English orthography is that the adjectival form of “pus” coincides with the object of Donald Trump’s lecherous grasp.

  • Adam Stevens

    Clown.

  • safari
  • Ugh, these people who claim to God’s intent so well and it’s only purely coincidental that it matches their own prejudices.

    Why did God wait so many YEARS after SCOTUS’ decision to smite us if he’s so wrathful about it? Wouldn’t it have been a clearer sign if He did it the day of the ruling? Or maybe he’s mad about something else — like banning refugees, or kicking kids out of the only country they’ve known? After all, it’s only states who voted for the Usurper in Chief that have been hit so far.

  • Lars Littlefield

    I just alerted the FBI that Kevin Swanson is guilty of promoting Christian Homeland Terrorism.

    • The_Wretched

      Trump closed that office.

      • Halou

        Can’t imagine why. /s

    • Tomcat

      looks like it is award time for that guy.

  • FAEN

    Radical Christian Terrorism is what this man spreads yet I never hear the GOP condemn him.

    What a bunch of hypocrites.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Love the web page title, Joe.

  • Tulle Christensen

    It is not currently a question before the court there is nothing to rule on

    • The_Wretched

      Miracles of the lard are not bound by concerns of reality.
      Miracles of the whip are not mayonaise and taste bad, still goes in the church potatoe salad.

  • Treant

    That’s…that’s just showing incredible ignorance of the law, the Supreme Court, and tropical systems.

    As for this “God,” I have no data, but said action seems highly improbable.

  • Rex

    The fact the Donald Trump hasn’t been blow away by hurricane force winds is a good indication that God isn’t interested in punishing sinners with natural disasters.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • kareemachan

    Well, Swanson offends me, and I think this is God’s punishment for people like him.

  • Frostbite

    Roe was settled decades ago and gay marriage has been legal in the US for a few and in other countries for far longer. Why is your deity taking so long to send its wrath?

    • Jonathan Smith

      had to work up to it.

      • Mikey

        He’s been busy fixing minor league sportsball games and taking credit for doctors’ hard work saving people from health issues.
        Give him a break if he can’t keep up with all the BS they expect from him.

        • bambinoitaliano

          Also picking the winners of EGOT takes up the time too.

    • bambinoitaliano

      You know what they say about god made the man in his image. In this case, god is a lazy vindictive lying and scamming asshole.

      • Jonathan Smith

        god’s a republican?

    • grada3784

      A 1000 years is like a day in his sight.

      /s

      • Silver Badger

        That is a cop out.

        • grada3784

          Give the guy a break. I’m 67 and slowing down a lot.

          Imagine how slow somebody would be at a bit over 6000.

          • Silver Badger

            Hm….67 huh…Just ripe. Married? Asking for a friend.

          • grada3784

            Single and invisible.

          • Silver Badger

            I’ll tell my friend. He has special glasses.

  • TK

    How about dropping this nutwad into the eye of Irma and let’s see if God protects him.

  • Canadian Observer

    Swanson should watch more prime time “action” television… doesn’t he know the line about “the U.S. will never negotiate with terrorists and serial killers”?

  • Charlie

    Bless his dumb-ass little heart…he has no clue how SCOTUS works…

  • How come the thumpers never say the record-breaking hurricanes were sent to punish red states for electing Trump?

    • Jonathan Smith

      say it anyway. makes as much sense as the crap they spout.

  • Stogiebear

    I’m far more concerned with Pastor Nut Job going off on a twist and killing people than I am Hurricane Irma doing so.

    • Silver Badger

      Problem is, he’ll brainwash one of his minion to do his dirty work for him and then deny any responsibility.

      • djcoastermark

        Sadly this is the religie leaders SOP.

    • bambinoitaliano

      You can’t control Irma but a cast iron frying pan is multi functional and good to tame a nut job.

  • Cuberly

    So long long before Roe v Wade & the Obergefell rulings there were no disasters?

    I wanna ask Swanson what jebus was so pissed off about that precipitated the infamous 1900 Galveston hurricane. 6K-12K people were believed killed.

    Jebus must have been SERIOUSLY pissed off in 1900.

    https://ourplnt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/1900-Galveston-hurricane.jpg

    • Jonathan Smith

      woman’s suffrage?

  • RaygunsGoZap

    O/T: I’m out looking for some lunch and just crossed paths with Adrien Grennier from Entourage! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f2a805c30b368839f417118a7bb1f9f503af88581b672da693a685007b05808e.jpg

    • Silver Badger

      So, how did he taste?

      • RaygunsGoZap

        Couldn’t get close enough to lick because of his…
        .
        .
        .
        .
        ENTOURAGE

    • Tawreos

      I could do that for lunch every day

  • grada3784

    Stop God before He kills again?

  • scorpiomike

    God should first learn how our government works before he makes demands that are ridiculous and impossible. God needs to start with reading the Constitution.

  • Gregory B

    Maybe God, in her wisdom, will have Irma destroy Swanson…

    • Robincho

      Totes. What’s one less shitty TV dinner, anyway?…

    • Silver Badger

      Swanson is a Colorado embarrassment. He is probably safe from Irma.

      • Jonathan Smith

        let us pray.
        /s

      • Tomcat

        Someone give him a doobee, he needs to chill out.

  • mjsatty

    Two can play this game. The House and Senate must remove Donald Trump from office or god will unleash Hurricane Irma. My interpretation is just as valid. Why do hurricanes only hit conservative states with a coastline? If god really wanted to show its him causing this, a hurricane should hit a landlocked state. Wouldn’t prove christian god, but would at least be supernatural.

  • If Kevin Swanson’s god kills innocents over ideological differences, doesn’t that make Kevin Swanson’s god a “radical Islamic terrorist”?

  • Galvestonian

    Hey, if this goober has that kind of power then maybe we should stake him out on the Key West beach next to Rush Limbergercheesehead ( Hurricanes are made up by liberals ) — since God is a personal acquaintance of the Rev. Swanson and he knows his judgement calls. I am 100 % sure that God will personally take care of him and deliver his judgment on the both of them in a timely Christian manner.

  • Secure

    Someone tell Swanson that Trump appointed an openly gay ambassador to Germany. He will gag on the cock he’s currently sucking.

  • netxtown

    Oh ! How I long for the days – where the buffalo did roam – and shit bucket stirring limp dicks like this were taken out back behind the barn, had the shit kicked clean out of ’em, and then put on the next wagon out of town – and the skies were not cloudy all day…..

    • jerry

      Oh! Give me a homo… (repeat as necessary)

  • Tomcat

    God this god that, I have not heard one word out of god.
    Could it be I am too intelligent to hear him or her or it or them or whatever?

    • netxtown

      No, it just means you’re not smoking the right shit, or taken the bestest pills…or got some meandering personality disorder…. In other words..

      there is nothing wrong with your TV. Do not adjust the dials….

    • andrew

      It may just be that no god exists.

  • Never miss an opportunity to use a natural disaster to whip up hysteria against someone you hate.

    • Lizard

      Not Acceptable: “So as much as 30% of the rainfall of a devastating hurricane can be attributed to climate change and the largest Atlantic hurricane ever is headed right for Florida. Can we please talk about emissions?”

      Acceptable: “IF ONLY WE’D HATE THE GAYZ THIS WOULD ALL GO AWAY”

      Conservative logic.

  • justme

    You would think that once enough Fake Christians got wiped out in natural disasters they would stop…

  • geoffalnutt

    Had to hurry up and sneak that one in there before IRMA hits. You little dickens!

  • -M-

    Because they can just do that at any random time without a case to rule on. 🙄 But grifter’s gotta keep his marks distracted while he fleeces them.

  • lizdhm

    Why does he always sound like he’s out of breath?

  • ceeenbee

    “If marriage equality is not rolled back by tomorrow, PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!

    If marriage equality is rolled back tomorrow, the EXACT SAME PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!”

  • twb6yz

    Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Colombia, Denmark, Finland, France, Iceland, Germany, Ireland, Luxembourg, Malta, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand,[ Norway, Portugal, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, the United Kingdom,and Uruguay.

    If all of these nations allow same-sex marriage, why is God only unleashing his wrath on the United States? What has he done in these other countries to make his displeasure on the matter known?

    • Priya Lynn

      I think of that everytime one of these bigots claims his god is/is going to punish the U.S. for allowing gays to marry.

    • grada3784

      Because we’re special.

    • andrew

      You are actually using reason in dealing with a bible thumper. LOL.

    • Ann Kah

      I think we can safely conclude that god doesn’t like mega-preachers.

  • northern_neighbour

    Fuck You All the Way to Eternal Hellfire and Damnation,

    Kevin, And Fuck your Killer God at the same time and in the same way.

    Awww.. Shucks… ne need to thank us! YOU earned the punishment all by your little ‘ol self. Bye-bye for now. Rot in Hell Kevin.

  • lukefromcanada

    its not that easy, dumbass, the courts cannot just unilaterally reverse rulings because they feel like it, despite your hope that they can.

  • Mike__in_Houston

    Major Gayface strikes again…

  • HomerTh

    Desperate for cock in his butt, isn’t he?

    • HomerTh

      Swanson thinks, “It was so much better when it was illegal!”

  • ultragreen

    If his God is such a killer, then perhaps we should blow him up to smithereens with a quantum bomb.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Oh FFS, he needs to get his ass down here and help fill sandbags and evacuate nursing home patients to higher ground. What a waste of O2.

  • KarenAtFOH

    God has already destroyed one of Trumps properties. Mar-a Lago is next. Maybe Irma is here to clean up the swamp.

  • andrew

    Swanson is a terrorist and should be dealt with accordingly.

  • rippyryan

    God is really a meanie stingy cocky poo poo.

  • Gianni

    Pastor Swanson has an amazing understanding of how the American legal system works. – “……God is in control of these things and God is a personality and God is offended by the sins of this nation.” – Apparently, God has a personality just like yours, Kevin. Imagine that! He wants death for the same people that you don’t like. Plus, It’s also amazing how God sends hurricanes to punish us on a yearly timetable. They regularly appear at a certain period of the yearly seasonal calendar. It also looks like his God, being true to form, punishes the guilty and all the innocents that happen to live along the coastal areas of the Gulf Of Mexico and, moreso, along the Atlantic coastline. Truly, your God of LOVE. What else can you call it?

    • Jefe5084

      God is tough love. /s

      • Gianni

        That is an excellent and very concise way to put it. And it seems, the tougher the better for the religious grifters.

        • Jefe5084

          Yep. It scares that money right out their pockets and into the plate.

  • Jefe5084

    Too many delusions. And a massive anger management dysfunction.

  • fuzzybits
  • MDixon34

    I don’t know, everything seemed fine until the Nashville Statement came about. After that the bible belt has been getting slammed.

  • Tom Chicago

    Very clever, Kevin. I guess this is what is known as “getting out in front” of an outcome. Never mind that it is completely clear that the storm will be a catastrophic event for the state, and no fucking decision of any fucking court is going to make any difference. No, you do not get to co-opt this disaster to scapegoat us queers. Your climatic authority is based upon a delusion of grandeur.

  • wds
  • DesertSun59

    Swanson’s illogic only appeals to the stupidest amongst us. Unfortunately, the stupidest are in charge of nearly every aspect of our culture today.

  • RJ Bone

    I bet they’re already taking credit for Jose not projected for landfall here. I’ll be well and truly shocked if they’re not.

  • Ann Kah

    The only advice I can give Swanson is to head for high ground.

  • marshlc

    God left the message written in lipstick on a mirror in Houston ‘Stop me before I kill again’

  • JCF
  • DaveMiller135

    Ignorance of how hurricanes work, and of how the Supreme Court works.

  • Richard B

    People that pay attention to this mentally ill man, should recognize he should be immediately placed in a straight jacket and secured in a room with rubber walls.

  • Mark

    You mother fucking son of a bitch. 1 person died here and that’s because he went out during the storm. You god had fucking nothing to do with that! Shut the fuck up asshole You have NO idea what it’s like to go through a FORCE OF NATURE. YOUR asshole god had nothing to do with it.

  • xzargo

    Being a closeted homo is a terrible thing…

  • The NOAA Storm track shows Irma is actually aimed at Nashville – If I were one of those “God is punishing” types, I’d conclude that the angry weather god they worship is punishing them for that ridiculous NAshville Statement. And here is the “proof” clipped from the NOAA site without any photoshopping shenanigans: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d438bc3aa52d520e45b627fb56eb15ee4d01f5971bd4472d31281a7815be081e.jpg

  • Happy_Housewife

    Obviously these hurricanes are signs from God of his displeasure at us electing trump. We must remove him from office before his vengeance grows!

    (If they can do that shit, so can we)

  • StudioTodd

    Interesting…I never knew that we’d never been hit with hurricanes before the Roe v Wade and Obergefell decisions.