Kid Rock: Your President Is Donald Motherfucking Trump But Wait ‘Til You Hear About Me For President

Via Breitbart:

Kid Rock delivered a defiant political speech from behind a podium during his concert Tuesday night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in which he blasted “deadbeat dads” and “f*cking bigots” and the KKK, telling them to “stay the f*ck away.”

“And if you want to take a knee, or sit during our Star-Spangled Banner,” he continued. “Call me a racist ’cause I’m not PC, and think you have to remind me that black lives matter? Nazis, f*cking bigots, and now again the KKK? Screw all you assholes, stay the f*ck away!”

“Now let’s get down to brass tacks, before I hit you with this funk,” he continued. “Like it or not, Hillary Clinton lost, and your president is Donald mother*cking Trump. But if Kid Rock for Senate has got folks in disarray, wait ’til they hear Kid Rock for President of the U.S.A.!”

Last week Michigan outlets reported that Rock is breaking campaign finance laws by selling election-branded merchandise without formally filing his candidacy. Rock respond by saying, “Tell the press to go fuck themselves.” He currently has a double-digit polling lead over likely GOP candidates for the US Senate.

  • safari

    I’m sorry for who is coming out of Michigan.

  • Men that old should have the dignity not to call themselves “Kid.”

    • Tawreos

      At least he spelled it right, on dating apps it would either be Kyd or Boi and he would be in his 50’s

      • Todd20036

        “Baby Goat Rock” doesn’t have the same ring to it, though

  • Tawreos

    Every asshole with an opinion will now think they are cut out for political office, this is Donald Trumps legacy.

    • b-b-but Jr’s emails!

      Now, now, every natural born citizen may grow up to be president…

      he will have to wait til he grows up.

      • Beagle

        Dump didn’t have to grow up first.

      • netxtown

        ‘Cause they told me, when I was younger
        Sayin’ “Boy, you’re gonna be president”

    • crewman

      Which is Sarah Palin’s legacy?

      • The_Wretched

        This strain of in your face trolls instead of even being a politician started with and was the goal of Newt Gingrich when he was speaker of the House in the late 90s.

        • Lizard

          That’s also when Republican candidates began running as obstructionists rather than lawmakers. That’s why they can’t get any meaningful legislation written on anything. All they know how to do is stop Democrats from doing things.

      • Todd20036

        Which is John McCain’s legacy

        • MonochromeMouse

          That and a well deserved brain tumor.

        • JCF

          Which is Ronald Reagan’s legacy.

          Which is Nixon’s legacy.

          It all goes back to the Southern Strategy. Nevermind was this douchebag Kid Rock says: in Reality, the GOP welcomed the KKK to be its BFF.

          • wds

            I don’t think the ink was dry on the CRA before republicans started with dog whistles, code words, etc. They’ve managed to create this current situation … they’ve worked long and hard for it … they own every bit of it.
            Side Note: Every time I start thinking there couldn’t be anyone worse than Dolt45, I’m reminded of Caribou Barbie, Teddy “my Dad says God told him I’m to be ruler over everything” … and now Kid Rock….

    • Derrick Johns

      Yes, yes, yes Yes

  • Texndoc

    So how does he poll against Stabenow?

  • Protip menchildren are not people who should be running for office

  • bkmn
  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Prediction: “One Million Moms” will have no problem with this.

    • Of course not. Their perpetual panty bunching is highly selective and contains obvious exemptions for pussy-grabbing candidates provided they’re Republicans.

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    • Frostbite

      Yeah, because he doesn’t have a weekly television show on a cable channel aired when the wee ones should already be in bed.

    • Ninja0980

      Of course not.
      Their ire is only directed at LGBT folks, single women and anyone who is Democrat.

    • Chris Gardner

      Dear One Million Moms: I was innocently surfing cable tv the other night at 3am and on channel 985, it said the movie Four on the Floor was a movie on demand. So, after i entered in my credit card information to rent the movie, I was shocked to find it was a pornographic film with naked people having the sex!! Can you please work to get this smut off the air. We gotta protect the children! /snark

    • jerry

      But he may have just pissed off his main base of “deadbeat dads, fucking bigots, and the KKK”.

      • Octoberfurst

        Exactly! That’s three-quarters of his base! The other quarter are just morons.

  • jimbo65

    Um, no. This POTUS has lowered the bar that you just might get the vote of the racists, trailer trash rubes. Just one more deplorable to resist.

  • pch1013

    No. Just no. Even though a debate between, say, Kamala Harris and this ambulatory turd would be fun to watch… NO.

  • Kelly Lape

    If you believed Donald “I’m not a Puppet” Trump, you’ll believe Kid “I’m not a racist” Rock.

  • crewman

    I love the way this is all about his ego and nothing to do with how he’ll serve the state or the country. We need smarter voters, who have a clearer sense of what politicians do day-to-day, why it matters, and why they want somebody qualified, not somebody entertaining. Voters should laugh loudly or boo if they hear someone like Kid Rock or Donald Trump trying to run for office. I’m not saying an entertainer can’t transition into being a politician, but it’s not a drop-in deal. It takes a transition and effort to show they are fit for that office and that they’ll take it seriously.

    • Miji

      Al Franken would be an example of how that transition is done correctly. He is a serious person. He is exceptionally well educated on the issues, knows the law and policy inside and out and while he will always have his humor, he’s not yucking it up on the on TV or on the floor of the senate making it all about him as a spectacle. He is truly a public servant.

      • Michael White

        Or St. Ronnie of Hollywood

      • Gerry Fisher

        Schwarzenegger, Ventura

    • Lantor

      We all know republicans fell in line for Trump. I’m curious how Michigan republicans will do if “Kid Rock” becomes their nominee for Senate. I’m guessing there are some people far richer than he is with far more power that will make sure he doesn’t enter the race. I’m guessing that’s why he already has merch but no official candidacy.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Yes, please.

  • Cuberly
  • Paula

    Who exactly is this guy?

    • Tomcat

      A fucking jackass.

    • bkmn

      A legend in his own mind

  • Charlie

    yeeeee-haw!!! I love what this country is becoming – it’s a melting pot of rednecks, hillbillies, KKKers, white nationalists, dominionists, the unapologetically uneducated – America is becoming great again!!!!

    (total sarcasm lest anyone think for a second I’m happy about it)

    • pch1013

      What makes it even worse is that those people are collectively not the majority, but they now have total power.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Christopher

      I’d feel better if he’d let antifreeze flow through him instead.

  • ETownCanuck

    Sigh…remember the good old days when a person had to possess a certain gravitas to hold political office?

    • Jonathan Smith

      2015?

      • ETownCanuck

        It seems so long ago.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Now it’s one giant fucking reality show.

    • pch1013

      I also remember when the fascists had a collective aneurysm at President Obama’s history of pot smoking.

      Now here is someone who used to use crack and heroin, and they’re having a collective orgasm.

  • Tatonka

    Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.

  • coram nobis

    That’s all we need is another amateur show-biz type for President. Last thing we need in this kind of geopolitical setting.

    By the way, India’s army chief is seriously talking about a two-front war with China and Pakistan.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/07/india-army-chief-we-must-prepare-for-simultaneous-war-with-china-and-pakistan

    • b-b-but Jr’s emails!

      Fug.

      • Jonathan Smith

        ummmm……..Bye Bye India?
        (god help everyone if nukes get involved on all three sides)

  • AJA

    Fuuuuuuuuck you, ROBERT.

    We here in Michigan might have to be responsible for you, but WE DON’T LIKE YOU. Good luck getting Detroit, Ann Arbor, Grand Rapids, Lansing, or Kalamazoo (you know, the places where people actually live) to give you more than a side-eye.

    • clay

      But remember, according to MI state law, if more people sign into the polling stations than votes are cast, they’re not ALLOWED to audit the machines or the counting. Detroit/Deerborn and Flint votes were significantly under-counted.

      • The_Wretched

        Would that the national level Dems (and everyone who recites their talking points) harped on this point instead. It’s the kind of thing that actually swung the election in 2016 and will be an issue in 2018 midterms and the next election in 2020.

      • Miji

        Without even knowing the back-story of how that law came into being, I think I can safely say it was done by Republicans just from the simple fact that it is about banning the work that is necessary to understand the truth. Doubly so because it seems to be pretty-anti-democratic (small d).

    • Miji

      Thank you for speaking up for Michigan. I was worried after the odd coincidence of 2 stories in a row about assholes from MI. It’s one of my favorite places. Definitely the state in which I have spent the most time, but have never lived.

  • Jonathan Smith

    serious question: People PAY $ to see this fool?

    • Treant

      Theoretically. But mostly, no.

  • Treant

    I absolutely cannot imagine that America would ever go this low. Seriously. Because if it ever did, it really is Idiocracy, but the bad kind where we elect the dumbest and most useless.

    • Todd20036

      I never thought it would go this low either, but now we have a Nazi in the WH

      • Treant

        But there’s gotta be a limit. Hitler wasn’t followed by…whoever the equivalent of Kid Rock was at the time. A burlesque singer, probably.

    • safari

      People will care when we run out of burrito wrappers.

    • TampaZeke

      PLEASE don’t challenge Americans to show how stupid they can be. We did that a few times already and it ALWAYS turns out disastrous!

      • Treant

        “How LOW can you GO?”

        • Todd20036

          Down to the base….

          • Treant

            Promises, promises.

    • Ninja0980

      The 94 Republican Revolution and some of the horrible people during that time was a warmup for this, it truly was.

    • Carl

      We may have to brace for the possibility that we haven’t even seen low yet.

    • No More GOP.

      You probably thought that about Trump… and here we are. Don’t tempt the fates: yes, we really could go this low.

  • Rex

    Kid Rock for President – LOL.
    Of course I LOL’d when Trump announced his candidacy too, and now DonaldMotherfuckingTrump is president.

  • Joe in PA

    Nazis, f*cking bigots, and now again the KKK…stay the f*ck away!

    But then there would be no one left to vote for you.

    • Blake J Butler

      The trailer park would stay home on election night and do drugs, oh wait that’s several times a week.

    • Todd20036

      And he disrespects BLM, even though all BLM is, is a protest against racist cops who attack minorities just because.

      • Derrick Johns

        @Todd20036,
        You are absolutely correct.

    • Christopher

      Or buy his “music”.

    • Gerry Fisher

      He’s mimicking his audience perfectly, bigot enablers who like to *think* that they oppose the KKK and Nazis.

  • Princess Lardass

    I had to reread that snippet of his speech, and I still don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

    • Jonathan Smith

      thats ok. neither does he.

  • Blake J Butler

    Michigan, really trying to be Alabama aren’t we?

    White trash running for the nomination of the republicanparty.

    Because a so called businessman was supposedly good enough coming from another white trash candidate with no morals or respect for others and experience the most notably of the qualifications expected from candidates.

    • pch1013

      Mr. Rock has a business background too – he used to sell crack to black people in Detroit.

      • Reality.Bites

        So more of a legitimate businessman than Trump

    • Gretchen

      I have a relative in MI who “hates to hear” about all the things Trump is doing but is still perfectly happy with her vote because her 401k is performing better than it has in years. I cannot work with that kind of thinking.

  • Secure

    So the party of “family values” openly cusses like fucking hell now? Fucking amazing!

  • Thorn Spike

    I guess he can’t count to 3 million.

  • TheManicMechanic

    That poisoned water must’ve gone beyond Flint and wrecked some brains in the entire state.

  • Daveed_WOW

    So who are the bigots? Sounds like BLM and “Nazis” aka Antifa.

  • JWC

    Yup just looked up “Asshole” in my Funk and Wagnalls and Kid Rocks pic was still there

  • His real name is Robert James Ritchie. Until he starts going publicly by that name, he’s nothing but a fraud, a huckster, and a poseur.

    • safari

      He was also born into money.

      • Cuberly
        • The_Wretched

          I live in a nice neighborhood in suburbia. That’s nicer.

          • Cuberly

            Main house, guest house, pool, tennis court…yep, it’s pretty nice.

          • Todd20036

            I used to grow up in suburbia.
            Now I’m a city mouse.
            You can keep your acres. I like being able to walk to nice restaurants, museums, clubs, etc.

        • Pip

          Life was hard in his hood. He had to walk past “those kinds”, as they worked away on his landscaping, to get to his tennis court people!!! Have some fucking sympathy!

        • Robincho

          You can’t take the gross out of Grosse Pointe…

      • MichaelJ

        That didn’t stop a lot of downwardly mobile people from identify with Donald Trump and it won’t stop many from identifying with and voting for Kid Rock.

    • Todd20036

      More importantly, voters won’t know who to vote for because “Kid Rock” cannot appear on a ballot.

    • Reality.Bites

      How many Republican voters are young enough to have the faintest idea who he is under either name?

  • safari

    O/T: Seems I’m missing out on what is going on in the other thread
    https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/905865864033042432

  • Riley James
    • Todd20036

      I think he prefers to be called “Baby Goat Rock”

  • Lazycrockett
  • coram nobis

    Betsy DeVos to announce rescission of Obama rule on campus sexual assault, and maybe mess with Title IX rules as well.

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/The-Latest-Waiting-for-new-guidance-on-Title-IX-12179957.php

    Because there are good people on both sides of this issue? As Don Donald might say?

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      She already gave a roll-out speech this morning trying to pre-justify the changes without specifying what they were.

    • clay

      DeVos can’t distinguish between assault and harassment, and doesn’t care if it interferes with education access.

      “DeVos says schools are committing discrimination if they fail to take seriously a student who reports sexual misconduct.” But she also wants to gut the federal Office of Civil Rights’ oversight of schools’ investigations.

      • coram nobis

        That’s right, and maybe blurring the line deliberately. And it could interfere with criminal prosecution.

  • BeaverTales

    Fuck You, Kid…. I’m voting for this guy instead. Becuz Brawndo haz electroll lights

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

    • Reality.Bites

      Is Brawndo pronounced like condo or hairdo?

      • The_Wretched

        ‘doh!

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        If you haven’t seen the movie, you must. It is a modern classic (and maybe the first film that went from being a comedy to being a documentary).

    • The_Wretched

      Republicans are going to memory-hole Idiocracy. It’s way too close to their politics.

    • Todd20036

      Trump wishes he were built like him

      • clay

        Alex Jones thinks he’s built like him

        • Todd20036

          Alex Jones once WAS built like him, but poor Al thought he could stay built without exercising if he just took steroids.

    • JWC

      A comedy that rides way to close to the TRUTH

    • Hells to the yes!

  • Lazycrockett
    • Gretchen

      Based on that model, I am one county south of Irma’s effects in Tennessee. One of the advantages of living in this backwards, racist hinterland is that we do not have hurricanes. We have an occasional tornado, a blizzard every decade or so, and a few flash floods in the valley every year. We do not have hurricanes. I think there is probably no better evidence that climate change is real than for a hurricane to reach Tennessee. Someone please alert the rednecks.

  • another_steve

    I think this “Kid Rock” (whatever he is) is ushering in the End Times.

    Jesus Boyfriend is thinking to himself, “WTF is goin’ on down there, on that stinkin’ planet?”

    “Time to end it all.”

  • TampaZeke

    This seems to be becoming a thing. Bigots calling out other bigots. First Piers Morgan and now Kid Rock.

  • John Ruff

    Isn’t he married to a black woman?

  • safari

    I will put out a warning: I seem to remember he has spent a lot of time forming connections within the state.

    • Jonathan Smith

      probably. but do drug dealers count?

  • Tomcat

    Anyone that would vote for this guy would vote for trump.
    OH SHIT.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    This country has gotten so fucking stupid the gifts my cats leave in the litter box could win the Presidency as long as I tell everyone they want to Make America Great Again! They hate immigrants, Yada, Yada, Yada.

    Please stop the world. I’d like to get off this ride. It’s broken.

    • pch1013

      If Mr. Rock gets onto the ballot, whether he defeats Stabenow or not, it will be time to declare the American experiment a failure.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        No, it’s already over and failed. Have you seen the steaming piles of shit in the Executive and Legislative branches or did you just wake up from a really long nap?

        • JWC

          One really has to wonder where America goes from here Trump definetly opened the door to a dark world. Can America take a step back and continue where they were?

          • Tomcat

            Personally I am too old for world shaking, so I guess I will just check out and leave it to the strong of heart.

          • JWC

            Sometime I ah happy to be 71 with way more years behind (enjoyable) than I have ahead

          • pch1013

            I’m only 52, but I share that sentiment. I no longer envy the young. (Not that I ever really did, but now I super-don’t envy them with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top.)

          • Rebecca Gardner

            Nixon opened the door.
            Falwell was the majorette leading the band.
            The Tea Party put the nail in the coffin.
            Trump is here to bury it.

          • JWC

            Its to much like watching a burning building A plethora of emotions from fascination to sadness to regret

        • Tomcat

          Yes, while we were looking out for others rights republicans were looking out for ways to take all our rights.

  • DJ John Bear

    He’s all mouth and no substance at all. And says nothing. Spouts a bunch of rhetoric and says nothing. However, the deplorables love it, because any ideas based in facts, goes right above their heads. They’re not interested in solutions. or even once their candidate will do in office. They simply lick their chops at hateful stuff this loser spews…sad.

    • MichaelJ

      But if he promises massive tax cuts for the wealthy, he will get a lot of upper middle- and high-income voters supporting him.

  • Ninja0980

    The only qualification Republican voters care about is how much someone will tick off Democrats, nothing more then that.

  • FAEN

    Please just STFU!

  • Mark McGovern

    Sorry, I have daughters. I don’t follow the leadership of racist people who abuse women and use whole populations to their advantage.

  • Carl

    If Kid Rock becomes President it’s over. All of it.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    As the rethugs say to every liberal artist, “shut the fuck up about politics and just be an entertainer! That’s what I paid you to do!”

    • Pip

      He’s an entertainer??

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Doesn’t really “sing”, either, so “Shut up and sing” made no sense.

        • Pip

          True… How’s about “Just, shut up.” hard stop?

  • William
    • KCMC

      is there a rainbow between your legs?

      • Pip

        Nah, he’s just happy to see you.

      • jerry

        Or just happy to see me?

  • Chris Gardner

    Republicans: The Party of No-Nothings.

  • M Jackson

    Wait, he gave a music concert?

    • Mikey

      if you want to call it that, I guess.

  • Clive Johnson

    Even when you ignore him, Kid Schlock doesn’t go away.

  • JamieL

    If he were better looking, more intelligent and holding a machine gun, Mike Judge would be pissed because he stole the persona of the President in Idiocracy.

  • William

    When does he grow up>?

  • Natty Enquirer

    Behold the apotheosis of vulgarity. (Or was that last November?)

  • Josh Shapiro

    I had to remove his greatest hits from my ipod, as much as I respect him as a musician, there’s just no way I would ever be able to listen to him.

    • Friday

      I dunno about respecting the music… It could be fun if he weren’t such an asshole and vulgarian in it. But it’s funny if I do ‘American Badass’ in the same cartooney voice I sing to kittycats with. 🙂

  • Karl Dubhe

    Um, no.

    Please, no.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    You know, at least the Romans got orgies as their empire collapsed. We get has beens talking about how patriotic they are.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Dear Murika,
    Please stop confusing the mildly entertaining drunk at the bar spouting off about things he can’t possibly understand with political leadership that can actually get stuff done. Please…just stop, OK?
    Sincerely,
    Americans

  • pj

    grand rapids is where betsy devos and family are from.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      Yes, and it’s my hometown. I’ve lived here over 30 years.

      The majority of us don’t approve of the DeVos family, despite their attempts at philanthropic “gifts.” We all know that they are investments for which they anticipate a return — they’re major backers of the for-profit health care company running the hospitals with their names on them. The fall art festival they created fills up empty rooms in their three hotels in a slower period. The convention and concert hall named for them is connected directly to their Amway Grand Plaza Hotel.

      As for Kid Rock, I’m embarrassed to say that while he dropped a steaming load of stupid in our area last night, his strongest fan base is still the poor white trash of the outer Detroit suburbs. He doesn’t have enjoy much support in the urban areas and affluent suburbs. The same ignorant Trumplodytes hanging onto his sinking ship are the ones who’d stick their dicks in a light socket to get Bob Ritchie elected.

  • Ginger Snap

    America is truly fucked.

  • Friday

    Kid Crock already out of his depth, unsurprisingly.

  • Rick Zajac

    Mr. Rock is the opening act at the new Little Caesar’s (pizza, Red Wings, Pistons) Arena in Detroit and the locals are none too happy about it and I’m not either.

  • Rick Zajac
  • Gianni

    Oh, boy! Kid Crock for Senate.

  • KnownDonorDad
  • JCF

    Go The Fuck Away.

  • SilasMarner

    If that mother fucker gets elected then it just proves that the American public has lost their ever-loving fucking minds.

  • Octoberfurst

    The fact that this lunatic is ahead in the GOP polls scares the hell out of me. We are truly a nation of cretins.

  • Spray on abs

    Did you donate your $$million dollar donation to Harvey relief yet?

  • e’ville_globeguy

    Ugh. This dirtbag is doing a show here tomorrow night, near our watering hole. We’ve all decided to stay away so we can avoid his fans.

  • StudioTodd

    This guy still calls himself “kid?”
    https://youtu.be/kZUccW1b6Dc

  • Ogre Magi

    IIRC doesn’t he proudly identify as “White Trash”