Hate Preacher Arrested At Southern Decadence

New Orleans activist Leo Watermeier writes us:

One of the preachers in the hate group “Official Street Preachers” was arrested during the Southern Decadence parade Sunday.

Details of the arrest were unavailable but apparently he was seen by a state trooper assaulting a female parade bystander. The group came to New Orleans to disrupt Southern Decadence.

Below is a photo of the same preacher shortly before he was arrested. The group was on Royal St. harassing the crowd waiting for the Decadence parade. Note the hateful signs and vulgar shirt he’s wearing.

Earlier an NOPD officer had tried unsuccessfully to get the group to quit following the parade. Thank you Louisiana State Troopers and NOPD.

I had my own encounter with these jerks on Saturday.NOTE: Some outlets are today mistakenly reporting that nine hate preachers were arrested. That incident actually happened in 2012.

  • Tom Mears

    Are you sure that isn’t a bunch of bears in jesus-drag?

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Doth protest too much, etc.

    Or in other words, they’re pulling a Porno Pete.

    • Todd20036

      Literally, perhaps?

      • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

        I’m sure Pete hasn’t been pulled in years!

        • FAEN

          I’m sure all that research at various leather bars must have gone to good use somewhere.

          • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

            You mean, aside from fueling his fantasies?

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    Gawd works in mysterious ways.

    • Stubenville

      Praise the Lard!

  • HZ81

    He actually has a pic of a prolapsed anus on his T-shirt? Is Jesus’ face in it, like on a piece of toast or wood stain?

    • Tomcat

      Thanks for explaining his shirt. I thought why does he have a picture of trump on his shirt?

      • HZ81

        Ha, I wonder if a Christian T-shirt shop made it, too.

        • Tomcat

          Probably made in the back of a church.

      • UrsusArctos

        same difference

      • Steverino

        I was thinking maybe he sat down on a color photocopier and managed not to break the glass.

    • CanuckDon

      That’s a sweatshirt. Taking the time and the money to make a custom shirt like that takes a very focused obsession. He might as well have printed “I hate myself for wanting cock”.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    Gluttony.

    • Todd20036

      Gluttony isn’t nearly as bad a sin as homosexual sex.

      Look at all the people who died just from fucking men, but NO ONE died from being obese.

      Or, something like that.

  • AtticusP

    Good. Maybe they can get Ruben too: make it a twofer.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    What they are really saying…. Ahhhhhh mmmmmen.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Damn it. we went out yesterday for a little bit. Made 1 round in Rawhide, and was back on the streetcar heading home not much later. I heard some street preachers yelling, but didn’t see them. Ah well. The day ended curled up on the sofa with my man, pizza, blanket and a movie.

    • Steverino

      Sounds like a typical “gay agenda” kind of day!

    • Dagoril

      I hope your prolapsed rectum had a good time too! 😉

      (The weird notion they have that we all walk around prolapsed is just mind-boggling to me)

  • TrueWords

    Please listen:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S7zGgL6Suw

    We seem to be happy with a few arrests (and they are warranted and needed) but alas but most of the roaches live deep in the walls close to our food, close to our possessions and they come and go feeding off of the remnants of our existence and NEVER to be seen.

    We seem to be afraid of asking the most important question as Toni put it…”What are you without these actions and tendencies?”…

    I remember sharing this same view point to a group of younger gay men and I said at the end of the day, “Who you are is NOT who you sleep with who you are is when you sleep alone”.

  • JWC

    Just go home idiots and tend to your own business

  • Todd20036

    I suppose it’s pointless, but the anal sphincter is simply a muscle. Getting fucked won’t damage it, anymore than fucking a woman in the vagina would damage that.

    But that’s science and logic, and those Nazi wannabes don’t look too bright.

  • Blake J Butler
    • Todd20036

      Those cookies look yummy!

      • Jonathan R Carr

        “Tasty” is the word you were going for, I believe 😉

        • Todd20036

          tomāto, tomâto

    • bkmn

      Where do you get those cookie cutters?

      • Blake J Butler

        Apparently online. To get them as cute as these I would assume you’d need to be crafty with the icing and tasteful to do them in one color.

      • another_steve

        Walmart.

        (Hear that, One Million Moms…?)

    • motordog
      • another_steve

        Wait wait… are you sure those aren’t vajayjays?

        I’m not buying them for my husband until I see a Certificate of Authenticity.

        • DonnaLee

          I’ve seen them mold them, they’re from the anal region for sure. Why someone would want such a thing I don’t get.

          • another_steve

            From the “Anal Region”? Is that in Southern Italy? Do they have wineries there?

            😉

      • Librarykid

        I think that these are molded chocolate candies rather than cookies.

  • AJD

    His prolapsed rectum came from Jesus, aka UncutLatin8in on Grindr.

  • BearEyes

    I had to look it up

    “Rectal prolapse typically occurs in older women, but it can occur in men and women of any age. Risk factors include multiple births and vaginal delivery.”

    So, their point?

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Let the victim circuit begin… Say hello to all the florists and Kim Davis for me.

    • JWC
      • bambinoitaliano

        That looks like a cover from 1925 Sears catalog for the Amish.

        • JWC

          with Kim’s bleached and re dyed flour sack

          • bambinoitaliano

            Well you have to give it to her when it comes to environmentally friendly.

          • UrsusArctos

            Environmentally friendly? A stray spark would send most of her “finest” polyester “outfits” up in flames like the Hindenburg, but far more toxic. *grin*

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    Prolapsed rectum? He’s getting way into the weeds here. My shirt would say “Christians = Kid Fuckers” Same thing right?

    • Natty Enquirer

      How about “Prolapsed Catholic”?

      • UrsusArctos

        Nice tautology you got there. ;D

      • Steverino

        Oops…
        : )

    • vorpal 😼

      Prolapsed rectum porn is a thing that I’ve stumbled across before accidentally, but my impression – and correct me if I’m wrong – is that you have to work at inducing it through some pretty hardcore means, like vacuum pumping and lots of stretching / fisting.

      The more likely explanation is that our friendly p-ass-tore has some really exotic taste in gay porn.

      • JWC

        Yawn rectum yawn How is MVGA doing today

        • vorpal 😼

          Good, but should I be worried about your rectum yawning like that? (Sorry – couldn’t resist.)

          I started up a few days ago on corticosteroids and a much stronger pain med patch and the improvement already has been substantial. I’m hoping by the end of the month to be able to go back to work… so things are definitely looking up in the MVGA project!

          Hope all is well with you, JWC!

          • JWC

            Good to hear, glad the road to MVGA is moving in the right direction. Always good to see you on here Take care and get better. Keep in touch

          • vorpal 😼

            =grins=
            Like a bad infection, I’m afraid that you JMGers will be stuck having to deal with me for a long time to come!

          • JWC

            7you my friend are a very nice man

      • Steverino

        Maybe it’s just the nerd in me, but I always wonder how they explain stuff like this to their physician during an annual physical…

        • AmeriCanadian

          I doubt they get an annual physical.

      • sfbob

        There’s a rosebud massage event coming up here in SF, according to a Facebook post I read last night. I don’t believe it has anything to do with flowers.

        • RoFaWh

          Doubter! Heretic! Philistine!

        • vorpal 😼

          LOLwut? Rosebud m-ass-age?
          There’s actually enough people interested in that to organize an event around it?

          I guess it takes all kinds.

          • sfbob

            In San Francisco? Yes there would be enough people to organize an event around that.

      • bzrd

        I had a friend who drank too much which led to his case of bat-shit-crazy. He sat for hours on the pot trying to defecate not realizing he had already pooped hours earlier. The consequences of grunting-n-groaning so long resulted in a……………………………….yeah, that’s the ticket
        major surgery
        and of course he needed more later
        19 years dead

  • AtticusP

    Isn’t that cute? Assholes obsessed with assholes.

    • Kissmagrits

      Then there’s the question of where one inserts the probe on a colonoscopy patient who is already 100% asshole…..

    • Steverino

      That’s why we make them nervous: since they know they are assholes, they think we want to fuck them.

      • AtticusP

        Not even with Ann Coulter’s dick.

  • Tiger Quinn

    I don’t know why I’m so defensive about this but my rectum is LIKE A DRUM, thank you.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Come they call him pa rum pum pum pum…..

      • Natty Enquirer

        I played his drum for him, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum …

        • bambinoitaliano

          That’s fit to give the Kink, pa rum pum pum pum….

          • sfbob

            …in my bum.

          • Adam King

            …when we cum.

        • Palmer

          No, in this case it’s pa-rump-pump-pump-pump!

  • fuzzybits

    He’s a walking prolapsed rectum.

    • Steverino

      And maybe a prolapsed Catholic.

  • Paula

    They were there to “disrupt” the parade. Yeah, uh-huh. wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

    • Steverino

      And disturb the piece, er, peace.

  • TrueWords
    • bambinoitaliano

      That will be a waste of a good fuck. Me! Me ! Me!

      • Todd20036

        The enlightened one is very hot!

        Maybe it’s just that he doesn’t look like he’s miserable every waking moment

        • another_steve

          Cute, plus he knows how to spell.

          Quite the catch.

        • FAEN

          You like em quite skinny.

          • Todd20036

            *shrug* We all have our preferences.

            Love them muscular, too

          • FAEN

            I agree. Nothing wrong with that.

      • Raising_Rlyeh
        • another_steve

          One has to be brain-dead, not to want to fuck that.

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            Silent Bob is more appealing.
            Silence is…well, I was gonna say “golden,” but that made me think of Trump and hookers.

            Silence is a virtue.

          • ColdCountry

            Noooooooooo….

        • Todd20036

          I’d rock his world.

      • Shaw Owens

        i would fuck cute sex guy mmmmmmmmmmm
        oh yes i will and don’t gave a fuck what ppl say ok
        this is 2017 now we need a new life now

    • Tomcat

      Perfect sign for that guy.

    • BearEyes

      those baggy high water pants are an abomination!

    • perversatile
      • TrueWords

        SO TRUE AND SO FUNNY

      • another_steve

        What’s with their crazy obsession with us?

        Even I’m not as obsessed with us.

        • Chucktech

          That’s because you’re on the inside looking out. He’s on the outside desperately wanting in.

          • another_steve

            Ohmigod…

            BLOCK THE DOORS !!!

          • LindseyDLund

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          • ChrisMorley
          • jixter

            I refuse to stop believing that guys like him aren’t waging psychic warfare with themselves. Wearing ‘Jesus’ like a shield to protect themselves from … what – their own natures?

            Maybe we could take up a collection and send them off to Bear Week in P’town where they could heal themselves and come back as whole men (but not in a prolapsed way, with luck!)

          • Joe Benten

            I was thinking the same thing. They all look like Bears and actually they would be pretty hot if they weren’t such asses!

          • Randy503

            And to take time off work, travel, book a hotel room — all that just to protest gays having sex? Somethnig is quite wrong here.

          • (((GC)))

            Better by far to take a vacation and HAVE some satisfying sex themselves, in whatever form(s) that takes!

            (With spouses/partners consenting, especially if nonmonogamy is involved.)

          • ThelmaSTaylor

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          • Galvestonian

            He’s the guy trolling the park restrooms at 2 A.M. looking for a B.J.

          • DumbHairyApe
        • perversatile

          ‘My heart hath been enticed unto a man, And I have laid a
          wait at my neighbor’s door; Lord grant me strength to obtain my desires.’ Job 31:9

          Taking liberties with biblical translation /interpretation is as old as… well, the bible.

          • another_steve

            Of interest to scholars of Jewish mystical doctrine – Kabbalah – is the sexiness of the thing.

            In it, Israel (the assembled people of God) is portrayed as the female/dark/submissive force in the universe (in Daoism, the “yin”) and God is portrayed as the male/bright/assertive force (the “yang”).

            There’s coded imagery in Kabbalah of the two coupling. Copulating. Doing the nasty.

            We Jews are a sexed-up people.

          • perversatile

            I’m a big fan of Dualism.

          • J Ascher

            Apparently, the shape of Israel is similar to that of a vagina. Of course, I wouldn’t know such things.

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            Florida looks like it has a reptile dysfunction…

          • DumbHairyApe

            Obviously.

          • safari

            In the TV show Supernatural they are brother and sister. And the male leads are sexy.

          • RJ Bone

            My cult ran with the female church thing with Jesus returning after Armageddon to “marry” it and then, with them in tow, saving those sad old coppertops (my wording) who just don’t know any better. I’m sure that isn’t new, but they liked to say it was.

          • another_steve

            As I understand it, Catholic nuns consider themselves metaphorically married to Jesus. The mystical and ecstatic union of yin and yang is an ancient thread that runs through many spiritual traditions.

            Yin/Yang, of course, should itself be understood metaphorically. They don’t literally refer to physical females and physical males. They are, for lack of a better way of putting it, primal forces or attributes that manifest in all of existence.

            In each of us there is both yin and yang – light and dark, dominant and submissive.

            A powerful assertive woman is making manifest the yang, just as a nelly boy like me makes manifest the yin.

          • RJ Bone

            I like that explanation :). Thanks 😀

      • Librarykid

        Actually that poster claiming to quote Leviticus is another fucking lie. Homosexuality is not referenced in the Torah. The term is a modern one dating from 1892. Mr. Christian is just another hate-filled, stupid idiotic religious nut.

        • perversatile

          G*d forbid Torah-ical content (or lack of) should stand in the way of christian hate

    • Shawn Ullerup

      I wouldn’t fuck that guy with Laura Ingraham’s dick.

  • Natty Enquirer

    I hate it when people take out their traumatic toilet training on me.

    • Adam King

      Buttholes are bad and dirty! Pretend they aren’t there!

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Butt sex. They don’t know what they’re missing!

  • another_steve

    For those assholes who carried that “There are no queer friendly cops” banner at NYC’s Pride march this year…

    …feel stupid?

    • JWC

      Will probably start a war here but for lack of a better term”blacklives matter” or any other group wishing to hook there lesser known political wagon brand to a far more known brand like PRIDE is wrong We started our movement and deveoloped it You develope and build your own

    • Statistics Palin

      I had a lesbian acquaintance who used to say that the most common lesbian pickup line in NYC is “Freeze! Police!”

      • another_steve

        Lol. Love that.

        Connoisseurs of fine gay male porn know that “police porn” is a common genre. “Prison porn” too, but my sense is that police porn is even more popular.

        Officer, I’ve done nothing wrong. Is there anything I can do to prove it to you?

  • safari

    O/T: We’re going to get storms in here in lower Michigan. They haven’t formed yet, but our local weather service office issued a beware of rapidly changing conditions notice, which does make me behave like that spastic cat I posted earlier.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      I can feel it coming here. My head is a mess, I feel like I just ran a marathon, and the wind is gusting hard. I’m taking the afternoon off resting on the couch with a pillow over my head. It’s going to be ugly fall.

      • That_Looks_Delicious
        • safari

          Remember, the theme of his inauguration was “Soft Sensuality”

        • Ugh. I think I’m straight now.

        • Reality.Bites

          And so much for bathrobes in my life.

        • OdieDenCO

          it is way too early to be advertising halloween costumes

      • fuzzybits

        I have sinus probs as it is but I can always feel those storm fronts moving in.

      • another_steve

        That phenomenon’s a real thing, you know – the ability to detect coming storms due to air pressure and other meteorological changes.

        My husband and I are caregivers for a rescued Eastern Box Turtle, and girl is much more accurate in predicting bad weather than all the TV meteorologists combined. When something bad’s coming, she burrows underneath piles of dirty laundry or newspapers or whatever is lying around the house in piles. She senses that something wicked this way comes.

        An evolutionary adaptation, designed to help in the continuance of the species.

        • safari

          Does the cat get along well with the turtle?

          • another_steve

            Feline Girl generally ignores Reptile Girl. Pussy will occasionally sniff her, but that’s the extent of it.

            Here’s a picture of our turtle daughter – rescued, injured, from bulldozers clearing the woods behind my husband’s childhood home in New Jersey.

            In 1955.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/efe255d475004bea373faf77b33f2e35a6ed094515eed5046ec7904334137455.png

          • AmeriCanadian

            You probably don’t know how old the turtle was when you rescued it but OMG, I had no idea they could live so long. Amazing.

          • another_steve

            My husband (a behavioral psychologist who knows and understands animals) tells me that this species of turtle can live to be 100 or 150.

            She was full-grown when as a kid he found her in 1955.

            We have no idea how old she is today.

          • bzrd

            your turtle is 100 years old, hope you live another 50

          • another_steve

            Lol. Thanks. We’ve made arrangements for her care after we’re gone.

            We fully expect girlfriend to outlive us both. 😉

      • Adam King

        I feels it in my arthuritis.

        • thatotherjean

          Arthur will let you know, every time. My knees start hurting like a son-of-a-gun the day before, so I know when rain is coming. My doctor calls it “being a member of the Human Barometer Club.” He isn’t, so he thinks it’s amusing.

    • JWC

      is this the tail ebd of Kevin

      • safari

        It’s a strong cold front that’ll drop our temps from the mid-80s for highs into the lower-60s by midweek.

        • JWC

          coming up from the south?

          • safari

            Coming down from the North

          • AmeriCanadian

            That’s right, Safari, blame Canada.

    • AJA

      Lower Michigan? As someone in the Kalamazoo area, what up?! 😀

      • safari

        The main storm event formed south-east of Kzoo. Right now the front should be rolling over the area with some higher winds, though.

        • AmeriCanadian

          It is very windy in the Detroit area. Driving home this afternoon I could feel my car being pushed around.

    • Karl Dubhe

      I wish we were getting rains, harvest time is here up here in Western Canada and the crops are so dry they’re catching fire. 🙁

      Food’s going to be pricey this winter. 🙁

  • FAEN

    You just know this guy has had plenty of glorious butt sex.

    Self loathing is sad.

    • bambinoitaliano

      No one with plenty of glorious butt sex would have the time to spread the seeds of hate like he does.

      • FAEN

        Oh but he ‘hated’ it and had to make sure all his pals know he ‘hates hates hates’ butt sex.

        • iambu

          Maybe he’s like Alex Jones: Weed Detective! Has to do it at least once a year to make sure he still “hates” it.

  • JoeMyGod

    I believe this is the guy who was wearing the “REPENT DRUNK CATHOLIC PERVERTS” shirt on Saturday.

    • BearEyes

      it should have read “Repent Hometown Buffet”

      • safari

        I went to a Hometown Buffet with family as a child. To this day I remember a morbidly obese person throwing up and then going up for another helping.

        • BearEyes

          there’s always room for Jello.
          Somethings you can’t un-see – dammit.

          • Reality.Bites

            There’s also never desire for Jello when literally any other dessert is available.

        • fuzzybits

          Burp and make room for another helping of jello.

          • Jerry Kott

            and it is sugarless jello?

        • jixter

          I’ve been there a few times, as an adult. I stopped when I finally realized that all the food looked better than it actually tasted. Then I began wondering what they did to it to make it that way.

          And yeah, I saw lots of ‘obese’ men there.

          • safari

            I did go a couple times as an adult on a lark. It just reminded me of dorm food.

        • thatotherjean

          TMI!

    • Jerry Kott

      That is novel! Where can I get a shirt like that?

      • Natty Enquirer

        The sacristy.

  • bkmn
    • canoebum

      Fight Club, one of my favorite movies. It has an undeserved reputation for being violent when actually, it’s a deeply satirical black comedy. It is by every measure a social commentary, much like Dr. Strangelove.

      • safari

        I just remember woman haters loving the movie. One in particular would parade around high school with a copy of it

      • perversatile

        The book was so different from the movie, that my take away from the film version was: Tyler didn’t know how to tell Marla he loved her, so he blew up the world as a romantic gesture. I thought it was very sweet.
        ( I know I would have fallen for it)

        • Reality.Bites

          Let’s hope you’re not Kim’s type.

        • jixter

          Great handle-name, perv!

          • perversatile

            You can thank the Fair Packaging and Labeling Act of 1966

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            :>)

      • FAEN

        I’ll watch anything Fincher directs.

        Love ‘Fight Club’.

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        One of your favorites, eh?
        Then why are you breaking both rules #1 and #2???

    • Raising_Rlyeh

      I love Palahniuk’s work and he is definitely a very vivid author. I’ve heard of people becoming physically ill from reading Guts

      • safari

        It certainly was vivid.

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          Earlier this year I decided I needed a real book not a kindle. I’ve gone back to real books. I was wandering around and came upon a table stacked with many copies of a very thick book (around 800 pages) being advertised fot its time as a bestseller. A Liitle Life by Hanya Yanagihara. It took anout 50 pages to hook me, but when it did I was on a ride I couldn’t stop. It follows the lives of four friends who met in college. They have very different backgrounds, but one doesn’t reveal anything prior to knowing them. As their story unfolds his background starts to be revealed little by little until it pulls the reader into a history quite nauseating and disturbing to any decent person.
          When I finished this book I had feelings of loss and regret. I wanted so much to continue with the journey of these men.

          I cannot recommend this book too highly. If anyone is intrigued and thinks they might like to read it, DO NOT read anything more about it, buy it and let it reveal the details to you without warning. You won’t regret it, as horrible as the details are, you will miss them when it’s finished.

          Edit: I rarely weep openly when reading fiction, at times, I sobbed.

          • perversatile

            ”We Need to Talk About Kevin” is a jagged roller-coaster, visceral, heart achingly sad, and even kinda funny in places like a New Yorker comic. Written with enough skill by Lionel Shriver to make me forget how tedious I find first person omniscient as a narrative devise.

          • shrumpi

            I really loved “The Mandibles: A Family” by Shriver as well. Such a timely story about the death of the American economy…

          • Texpat

            Good to know. I started this book about six months ago and gave up about 50 pages in because I was so bored. I guess I need to give it another shot.

    • Kyle Deetz

      love this

  • bkmn

    Great…another wannabe Phoney PerKKKins

  • johncAtl

    I wondered what happened to them. I saw them get into a shoving match by the Corner Pocket, but they didn’t make it to the end of the parade route.

  • MBear

    christians are all terrorists

  • Jerry Kott

    These dicks are just shadow boxing their fears. Thou protest tooooo much.

    • Adam King

      They’re afraid Negroes are going to assault them in their tender little buttholes in prison, and that the acceptance of gay people is going to encourage it, and boom! instant prolapse. (Apparently lesbian sex is okay.)

      • Jerry Kott

        Will we see a video of him weeping soon? Crocodile tears apparently make a great lube?

      • And strangely hot to straight guys.

  • Duh-David
  • Robyn Ryan

    White whiners. They hate any deviation from worshiping a white cis male as God.
    Because that’s all they have.

  • JWC

    Toni Morrisson brings up a most interesting point and that ” what drives hate”?Hate iis not part of our original DNA nor is love. These qualities are learned and instilled in us.Hate ,as I see it, is a gross misunderstanding of parts of life . We don’t understand something, we have no parameters to analyse and compare it to . Our curiousity steps back and a wee fear of the unknown creeps in. It’s at this step where we begin to fail, we are not willing to explore and satisfy our curiousity but
    succunb to negative reenforcement from our peers and environment . Thus Hate is born

    • AmeriCanadian

      Love is not part of our DNA? Hmm…what explains the mother-child bond then? Is that not love?

      • JWC

        I equated love opposite hate. A mothers bond with her young is universal and altho I suppose the term love covers it it is something much more inherent than love

  • madknits

    A friend of mine who lives here in NOLA was assaulted by one set of these assholes. He got knocked down, got up and decked the guy, and they pepper sprayed him. I hope he sues the fuckers.

    One of the members of the Big Easy Sisters was blocking their signs during the parade on Sunday with her fan. Proud of the work she did.

    And if Jesus is coming, are they gonna swallow?

    • AmeriCanadian

      Ooh I love that!!! I need to get a sign that reads “Get Ready to Swallow” and stand next to those that have the “Jesus is Coming” signs.

      • misterjack

        Or: “Pinch Jesus’ Tits and He Will Come Faster”

  • Bluto

    I’m amused that his publicly available mugshot is going to look like this. Praise the lord, peacher butt sex.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5585c52ab6f7e0239a8f56276675dc8c8b8800b9c918493b13cd43b91642de82.jpg

    • Michael R

      That’s Miss Butt Sex to you .

      • ByronK

        If you’re nasty…

      • Craig Howell

        So you’re saying he misses butt sex? Yeah, probably true.

    • glass

      I think they should make him turn his shirt around for the mugshot. The back would be much better for him.

    • perversatile

      ‘Praise the Lord and pass the Butt Sex’

    • Todd20036

      You know, I don’t think this man can possibly be raped in prison….

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        Eh, they’ll just put his head in a pillowcase…

    • Todd20036

      What’s hilarious is that if the picture were pulled further back, you’d also get the rainbow equal sign underneath it, which only makes him look like a gay advocate.

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      And that is how:
      He’ll go down in history.
      Into his
      Into his
      Into history…

  • MikeBx2

    If Jesus can fix a prolapsed rectum, could he start with the one in the White House? 😉

  • David Walker
    • That_Looks_Delicious

      That is awesome.

    • Oh thank you! This is delightful!

    • Todd20036

      Considering that came from a song with the line: That little faggot with the earring and the makeup, yeah buddy that’s his own hair, that little faggot has his own jet airplane, that little faggot is a millionaire….

      I’m good with this parody

  • Thorn Spike

    Geez, Leo, just come out already.

  • acde

    Why are these critters called “preachers” which implies a religious message when all they do is perpetrate and scream hate

    • another_steve

      The worst of institutional religion is quite hate-filled. Not most of it, but the worst of it.

      Not all that long ago, Catholics, in their Good Friday liturgy, prayed for the redemption of the “perfideous Jews.”

      Then some Pope came along and said, Okay that’s tacky…let’s stop saying that, and their Church did.

      • acde

        Another Steve – thanks for your comment. As a dissenting apostate of a fundamentalist upbringing, I am familiar with much religious history and get what you say. I really mean that we elevate these troglodytes out of the pestilence infested muck they inhabit and mouth breath in, and suggest we do not do that. I do know you get that.

        • another_steve

          Blogmeister Joe tends to focus on religion-based horror stories. And lord knows, there are plenty of those. We LGBT people know that all too well. But horror sells. Horror gets “clicks,” sells product. Good news, not so much.

          There are lots and lots of “not as sexy and clickable” stories concerning loving, caring people of faith working in their churches, synagogues, mosques and temples toward social justice. They are LGBT and they are straight. They are good and just people.

          We must never ever forget the good and just people of faith among us.

          • barrixines

            Not being a shit doesn’t deserve praise.

          • another_steve

            Iyo, does being a good and just person deserve praise, barrixines?

          • barrixines

            To be honest it’s the bare minimum obligation.

          • Beagle

            And yet so many people can’t even meet that standard.

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            re: the “good people of faith” – don’t you think they’d be good people regardless? I don’t think the truly caring giving people need to be frightened into their behavior (love your neighbor or else you will die in the fiery pits of hell).

            Similarly, someone who is good ONLY because they have been scared into it, are likely not to be sincere in their beliefs (cheat on their wives, but go to church on Sunday types).

          • another_steve

            All good points, Larry.

            I think that if one is frightened or pressured into believing this or that, that’s a bad thing. A destructive thing. Not a genuine thing.

            So, I suggest believers ask themselves this:

            Why do I believe this? What informs my belief there?”

            True belief, true faith, true spirituality is, imo, an inside job.

  • Secure

    Why aren’t they screaming at all the straights fucking before marriage? Or during marriage with others?

    • another_steve

      Because Jesus.

    • kareemachan

      [crickets]…

  • OdieDenCO

    donny’s finest

  • Steve Heath

    Always love the t-shirts with 40+ slogans all overlapping into Complete Gibberish

  • Steve Heath

    When I see “Butt Sex” I go right to Peter Griffin singing at the Boy Scout campfire

  • misterjack

    “HOMO SEX IS SIN”

    Only if done correctly.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    How come I never get to meet the truly crazy? As an undergrad all we had at UW-Madison were the red-caped loons and this “radical pastor” street preacher who claimed that he could get any woman he wanted.

  • SoCalGal20

    Best thread on Twitter right now 😂. It all started with Pierce Morgan patting himself on the back for sitting at a desk while having broken ribs. Here’s his tweet.

    https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/904389024697200643

    Here’s him being pwned by the women of Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/jsoosty/status/904430747880181760

    • fuzzybits

      Last week he was bragging about being in a “gay” bar.

      • SoCalGal20

        Of course he was. 🙄

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        O NOEZ!

        What a bold explorer, eh?

        • bambinoitaliano

          Boldly go where no self hatred homo has gone before. Eye rolled.

    • worstcultever

      Reminds me of a fav bit from the old Roseanne show – Dan and his buds were watching football and one-upping each other with stories about “playing hurt”– Roseanne comes in the room says “that’s nothing – one day I was in horrible pain and they took me to the hospital and cut me open and took out a HUMAN BEING.”

      • perversatile

        “Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and
        forcing it over your head.” – Carol Burnett

        • Galvestonian

          My mum said it was like crapping a watermellon.

    • Karl Dubhe

      Thanks for posting that link. 🙂

      Nice.

      • SoCalGal20

        You’re welcome. He’s such an insufferable git trying so hard to stay relevant lol.

      • Love your new icon!

        • Karl Dubhe

          I saw it, and had to take it for myself. 🙂

    • BearEyes

      Yay Juliet!
      Pierce just needs to STFU

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        I don’t know… I cracked a rib once and it hurt like hell for a month.
        No laughing, sneezing or coughing if you know what’s good for you!

        • BearEyes

          I broke a rib once (line drive baseball). It does hurt
          – but pierce is way too obnoxious

    • John Ruff

      Men are pussies

      • RJ Bone

        More like testicles, if you roll with the false Betty White quote 😉

    • Todd20036

      Wait, why is Morgan co-hosting with 3 broken ribs?

      What could broken ribs have to say that is even vaguely relevant?

      Through all bets are off if one of those ribs was the rib from Adam used to make the first woman.

      I’d love to see that rib interviewed….

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Pfffft, I’ve gone to work during a full sciatica episode. Got two copy paper boxes to elevate my work station because sitting was not an option. Not impressed. Now as for giving birth, every mother ever puts me to shame, men are mincing nancies comparing their pain to that.

      • RJ Bone

        Both me and my better half live with sciatica. I salute you – that must have SUCKED.

    • ColdCountry

      A friend of mine cracked two ribs sledding one winter. She continued to sled for another two hours, went to work the next day, and didn’t go see a doctor until the day after that. Another friend broke her ankle. They told her to stay home, and stay off her foot. I dropped in to see if she needed anything, and she was on her hands and knees stripping, sanding and refinishing her wood kitchen floor. I said I didn’t think she should be doing that, and she pointed out that she wasn’t on her foot. Of course, both those women had children, so pain is relative. Piers Morgan is a wimp.

    • Paul

      They also had a guest on to talk about how he can turn gay men straight. Twitter wasn’t very pleased with that either.

    • Keroleen

      Keeping it in the “guys who sit at a desk saying things” category, Trevor Noah (current host of The Daily Show) was back on the job the day after an emergency appendectomy, even though he was told he didn’t have to. Obviously, unlike Piers, he didn’t feel the need to get all faux-macho about it.

  • A few thoughts.

    1. What is it with the bigots and buttsex. They think about buttfucking more than most gay men do? Also, are they aware that lesbians don’t to that very often? (And that straight people do it too?) Seriously, what’s that about?

    2. Notice the anti-Catholic sign. Now I’m no fan of the RCC, but of course there’s nothing in the Bible about the rosary. Do they think Catholics believe there is?

    3. Middle aged men hanging out only with other men is kinda gay.

    • John Ruff

      They’re just mad because their fat wives won’t let them suck dick

    • And what is it with them wearing those gloves? Do they think it makes them look tough? Or is that just part of their “straight guy who will bust you up” drag?

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • Daveed_WOW

    How does that guy even know about prolapsed rectums?

    • Adam King

      He’s very, very interested in rectums of all kinds. It’s kind of a hobby of his.

    • Ish

      Xtube is bookmarked on all his browsers

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      It’s his second-most frequent search on Google, after gerbils.

    • Karl Dubhe

      Wait. Seriously. Can that actually happen?

      Asking for a friend. 🙂

      • Karl Dubhe

        Oh, fuck. I shouldn’t have googled that.

        • ByronK

          Jesus Christ I shouldn’t have read your comment and googled it!!

          • safari

            A little hot glue and some club soda should take care of it.

      • RoFaWh

        Yes, it can. The result is often called a “rosebud. Many men into FF think a nicely developed rosebud is the perfect finishing touch to a session.

        Warning: don’t look at too many images or rosebuds will start to become normalized. Six months later you’ll be wondering why you hadn’t worked on developing your own much earlier in life.

        • BearEyes

          neither of which is on my bucket list.

        • Tulle Christensen

          wait isn’t rosebud the sled?

        • Mike_in_the_Tundra

          I’ve seen some images of rosebuds. Now I can’t unsee them.

    • John Ruff

      It happened to his boyfriend

      • Gigi

        While his tongue was deep inside. True story.

    • Don’t be surprised that assholes know all about assholes.

    • OdieDenCO

      when you live with you head up your ass, you are bound to notice

    • Tor

      He’s into rosebudding.

  • John Ruff

    I disagree. My rectum hasn’t prolapsed

    • Adam King

      Keep trying!

  • John Ruff

    Of course, this is domestic terrorism.

  • ByronK

    Coming this spring from Hugo Boss…the Prolapsed Rectum Collection.
    Clothes that reflect the man inside you.

  • TK

    The guy is spawn of a prolapsed rectum. Probably why he is so angry. Not easy being a total piece of useless shit. BTW – I never knew Jesus was a proctologist (based on the back of his shirt).

  • Gigi

    “Trust Jesus”? You’d have to be a special kind of nutjob to see these winners screaming at passersby and think, “Hey, I wanna be just like them!”

  • motordog
  • let’s all rememeber that being gay does not autmatically make you interested in the buttsecks. there’s a ton of gay people not interested in anal anything.
    but let’s overlook that little fact…

    • worstcultever

      GREAT point! I’m not a gay man, but my oldest & dearest sassy gay friend Chaz never got into anal, and apparently has had (still has) an extremely active and rich gay secks life!

    • MikeBx2

      Yep, the bigots, especially the religious bigots, seem to think it’s mandatory for gay men, which is absurd.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        And the bigots apparently haven’t heard of these people called Lesbians. They ALWAYS focus on what they perceive as the mechanics of gay sex.

    • Friday

      Not to mention of course that ‘only’ thirty percent of women have tried anal lube. 🙂

    • Cackalaquiano

      It doesn’t fit their narrative, so…

    • JCF

      Like probably most lesbians? [I’m only speaking anecdotally, haven’t seen any studies. I would think that for lesbians who do engage in anal play, it’s more of a side-show to other more climactic events…]

  • bambinoitaliano

    Damn! Now I can’t be bragging all the sex I had without picking up my rectum from the floor.

  • SoCalGal20

    BBC has a timelapse of the L.A. fire. This looks to be from the first day and night of the fire. I think the camera is in Studio City. You can see the Sheraton Universal by Universal Studios Hollywood in the foreground.

    https://twitter.com/bbcworld/status/904809562301235202

    • Oh my! How terrifying!

      Many years ago, there was a huge forest fire that was close to our home. We had the important things, photos, papers, change of clothing and each child’s favorite stuffed animal packed in the car. We were told to stay off the roads, as they were using the one main highway to shuttle firefighters to the scene. Needless to say we were terrified, the air was thick with smoke and particulates. When suddenly we heard the patter of rain on our metal roof! But when we looked out, we didn’t see any rain drops on the deck. It was partially burned spruce needles falling from the sky. The Hot Shot fire crews got the fire turned from our town, and pushed onto the military range where they finally ran it to ground and killed it.

      • SoCalGal20

        We have the best firefighters anywhere. They’ve done a great job and are getting the fire under control. It’s currently at around 7000 acres and 30% containment. 4 houses lost, plus 3 other structures. 6 injuries total, all firefighters or other personnel – 4 heat related, 1 minor burns, and one had an allergic reaction to being stung by a bee.

        https://twitter.com/lafd/status/904762384228597760

        https://twitter.com/lafd/status/904787102872723456

        • coram nobis
          • SoCalGal20

            I’m always so impressed by the pilots who do the fire Phos-Chek and water drops.

          • bzrd

            2009 C130 tanker plane making a drop lost both wings, horrifying
            made me cry

        • Wow! That fire is getting super close to houses! I hope the people were smart enough to run! if they were told to do so.

      • SoCalGal20

        Wow! Definitely too close. Glad your home was saved.

        I’ve never lived close enough to an area, like up in the foothills, for example, to be that concerned about my own home burning but I have been close enough for ash to fall on my car, to smell the smoke. When I lived in Pasadena we weren’t right up in the foothills so I always said the fire has to go through a lot of homes to get to ours. But had that ever happened it would have been a major disaster.

        • Except for Anchorage, most Alaskan towns and villages are open spots in a sea of spruce trees with aspen and birch trees sprinkled in. On one of our worst fire years, 7 million acres burned in the state. The air was yellow, and the street lights stayed on all day.

          It would be a total disaster for California cities to burn. So much expensive real estate. And the population that would be displaced would be enormous.

    • JCF

      When I went outside to bring in the flag (for Labor Day) this evening, I honestly have never encountered Sacramento smelling worse: it smells like the inside of a (needs to be cleaned) FIREPLACE out there! The air is HORRIBLE. California, despite the (finally!) drop in temperatures, is burning up!

      …but always remember, there’s NO such thing as climate change.

  • Would it absolutely ruin their day if them preachermen were to discover that not all gay men are into anal? When they’ve recovered from that shock we can tell them all about the gay Christians running around thinking Jesus (his abs be praised) is totally okay with them and their mansex.

    • worstcultever

      Would it absolutely ruin their day

      Yes. It absolutely would. Because then it would be about nothing but blowjobs. And – um – well …

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        Blowjobs must be respected!

        • worstcultever

          Esp $10 ones on the side street by the mini-mart

  • barrixines

    This person woke up this morning and, in his mind, made the perfectly sane choice to wear his “prolapsed rectum” t-shirt. I can’t get wound up by that degree of dsyfunction in the slightest.

    • ByronK

      I’d like to know if he actually walked into a store and asked for it to be made or did it at home with an iron.

      • barrixines

        He doesn’t look the sort who’d be able to spell prolapsed off the top of his head.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        His boyfriend is great at silk screening.

    • Beagle

      He made the choice. I dispute the “perfectly sane” part.

  • MWK45

    I wish someone would dox these guys so we could sign them up for all sorts of fun stuff to be delivered to their houses.

  • worstcultever

    Like everybody else here, I simply cannot wrap my mind around how sick in the head these people are. To wear a fucking T-SHIRT about other people’s anuses?! It would seem they literally wake up thinking of buttholes, think about nothing else all day, and go to bed thinking of same. Maybe it’s along the same line as the ones who live and breathe images of bloody fetuses all day. SO. FUCKING. SICK.

    Anyway, good excuse to bring out this old classic again –

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d6db1b6af49954e4a4175e331b65056f1ff889fc604cdf2057b39609d7834fc8.jpg

  • Dirk Prophet

    Oh c’mon. This is NOLA. We have our heritage to maintain!

  • Ken M

    What’s with the gloves that 2 are wearing in the top pic? Looks like 2 are dressed for late fall and one is midsummer. Sorry..fashion geeks here. : )

  • Scout
  • SoCalGal20

    Important info for HIV+ Harvey victims!

    https://twitter.com/angieelliott30/status/904571997610528769

    • Tomcat

      Not much happening in Houston this weekend, all the Viagra got wet.

  • ClevelandJim

    Wow, that’s a whole lotta fashion tragedy in those pics.

    • Tomcat

      But he does have the holy drivel book.

  • Ken M
    • coram nobis

      “This is my body. Eat.”

    • Talisman

      He had 12 boyfriends.

      • SoCalGal20

        But John was his favorite. 🙂

  • Ninja0980

    Just more of that Christian “love” we hear so much about.

    • JCF

      -ist.

  • Ken M

    These marchers need to take a lesson…HIT THE GYM LIKE JESUS https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYkFVj5UoAA2xKV.jpg

    • another_steve

      It’s “The Jesus of the Buff.” My husband’s grandmother had one of those hanging in her living room.

      I love Christian sacred art.

  • SoCalGal20

    Ari Melber has a special on Robert Mueller and the investigation right now on MSNBC. Malcolm Nance is on there.

  • basenjilover

    This guy sure thinks about butt fucking all the time.

  • sacrob

    Just a technical note on that wonderful T-shirt for those who don’t know the ins and outs of butt play: Anal play, whether regular “butt sex” or even heavy butt play (the insertion of hands, fists, large toys, etc. into the rectum) doesn’t cause rectal prolapse, if we define that as the involuntary slippage of a portion of the rectum outside of the anus.

    Voluntary prolapse — which is entirely under the individual’s control — allows the individual to push a portion of the rectum outside of the anus, but it pops right back in under the individual’s full control and it doesn’t ever pop out on its own. (I’ve been involved in butt play for about 15 years, and no involuntarily prolapse for me. Nor will I ever have it, I’m confident. Instead, I have quite a powerful rectum! Seriously…)

    Anyway, what’s captured on that lovely T-shirt is an ass player who is showing his voluntarily partially prolapsed rectum (called a “rosebud,” for those unfamiliar), probably proudly.

    For fuck’s sake, don’t let a probably-closeted homophobe scare you from enjoying anal sex, which feels wonderful once you get the hang of it.

  • bobbyjoe

    Music critics are still debating which of the punk band “Prolapsed Rectum”‘s albums was better: “Butt Sex” or “You Need Jesus.”

  • Richard B

    Besides making a spectacle out of themselves, nobody is turned straight by the presence of these religious fanatics, but they do open themselves up for ridicule.
    Simply stated, sexually well adjusted people don’t worry about nor feel threatened what other consenting adults are doing in bed.
    What we are witnessing are sexually tormented people with religious baggage needing counseling.

  • Kimberly Ourlian

    those creeps are all closet cases

  • another_steve

    Time out for some loveliness.

    Our brother and incredibly talented singer, Matt Alber, singing “Ready for Love.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVxi7ilonk8

    • Ross
      • Max_1

        Mine too… The best!!!

      • another_steve

        That’s a fabulous, fabulous song.

        Maybe someone reading here knows, but I don’t know the latest on Alber.

        I hope he’s prospering and doing well, tremendous talent that he is.

      • DumbHairyApe

        my eyes are leaking.

  • ultragreen

    I guess they haven’t figured out that straight people engage in various kinds of anal sex too. In addition to straight males penetrating the rectums of women, some straight men allow their wives or girl friends to pierce their rectums with strap-ons. And there are also straight males and females who use dildos on their rectums.

    • shut up!! no way!! there’s no way anything like that would ever take place!!

  • Tomcat
    • Karl Dubhe

      It’s probably about very ‘traditional’ medicine. At least that’s what I’d guess.

      Physicians in the old days used to pay great attention to urine. Not that they could do much other than taste, smell and look at the stuff.

      http://www.greekmedicine.net/b_p/Four_Humors.html

      • Tomcat

        It is very strange because of who is involved in it.

    • safari

      The Mercers are funding a guy who is storing thousands of samples of frozen pee.

      And i thought Twin Peaks got too weird last night.

  • Michael R

    Labor day flashback piece :
    ( is she singing here ? ( as opposed to lip syncing ? ) it sounds like it )

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3FAnvATfrM&t=0m14s

    • another_steve

      Definitely lip syncing. The background is studio-quality stuff.

      She’s singing into a dead mic.

  • Ken M
    • Michael R

      They aren’t showing ” The Donald “

      • Tomcat

        Here it is I.

        • bzrd

          that’s it???????????????????????????
          no wonder the Resident Nazi is so hateful

    • another_steve

      They look alien. Are they Vogon dicks?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPeIiU2kx4

  • coram nobis

    In other news of the weird, SF Chronicle business section reports vigilante vintners in the French wine industry — terroir terrorism.

    http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Wine-war-in-southern-France-has-streets-running-12168457.php

    These vignerons say they are facing unfair competition, especially from Spain, where a now-fading economic crisis had slashed wine prices. European rules, they insist, deepen their woes by requiring free movement of goods that sometimes don’t meet production or quality standards in the importing country. EU labeling standards also make it easy for retailers to pass foreign products off as French — a problem that plagues other European countries with their products.

    Wine rebels have executed dozens of attacks in protest since last summer, including ambushing Spanish wine trucks at the border and dumping the payload on highways.

  • SoCalGal20

    Oh, this is good lol.

    The politician is Nikita Isaev, Director of the Russian Institute of Contemporary Economics.

    https://twitter.com/juliadavisnews/status/904813776033251328

    • Karl Dubhe

      Doo eeet! Doo eeeet quickly!

      😀

      • another_steve

        Yes…but do we really want to see Russian hookers pissing on each other?

        • Ninja0980

          Many people get turned on by that… grosses me out.

          • another_steve

            When the boys take it in their mouths…that’s an acquired taste in porn, for sure.

        • Karl Dubhe

          I’m not going to watch. I’m sure they have more than mere pee tapes too.

          I’m hoping they publish it all. Even if they admit subverting your election, I’ll bet there will be some nutters who claim it’s a hoax. Probably related to Obama in some way.

          • another_steve

            The 1969 moon walk was a hoax.

            The tape of the hookers pissing on each other is a hoax.

    • another_steve

      HIT HIM WITH IT!!!

      HIT HIM WITH IT!!!

    • Joe in PA

      Of course we have it!

      LOL. I sure hope so and that this isn’t a trumpian “Obama might have bugged Trump Tower” kind of statement. 🙂

    • Adam King

      Moose and squirrel have microfilm of shame!

  • shellback

    It apparently never occurs to the jeezis folk that many of us would rather spend an eternity in hell than one minute in heaven with them.
    [please note: hell and heaven are imaginary locations, but disdain for xtians is quite real]

  • SoCalGal20
    • Joe in PA

      Wow. I wonder if they’ll figure out a way to redact…citing “national security” or some shit?

      • SoCalGal20

        We shall see!

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Michael D.Cohen: Please be advised that Trump Corporation has recently copyrighted that expression, and continued use by yourself constitutes agreement to pay TC a very reasonable royalty of $2000 per violation of our copyright. #MAGA!

          • SoCalGal20

            Dammit!

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            LOL !

          • bzrd

            “We shall see”
            all yours
            SoCalGal20

          • bzrd

            not so fast!
            too many words
            “We’ll see.”

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            Cohen: Trump corporation insists that the abbreviated and full length version are functionally the same phrase and will seek immediate injunctive relief to protect our copyright!

          • bzrd

            Yes, he would say that
            with a vocabulary of single syllables, he needs every one

    • safari

      I’m going to guess a Russian mobster or dozen.

      • SoCalGal20

        Ryobovlev!

        • Joe in PA

          Hmmm, just how many times did Felix Sater visit…you know, the guy that Trump says he didn’t really know. Bwahahaha.

          • bzrd

            give him a break, jeeeez, if the Resident Nazi only put on his glasses he could see the guy standing next to him but, you know, he forgets things

        • bzrd

          is he the roving airplane guy?

          • SoCalGal20

            Yes.

          • Reality.Bites

            You’re thinking of Riboflavin.

          • bzrd

            they do say old farts need more vitamin B2
            is it delivered by drone now?

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        I’m gonna guess weekly visits from Luiggi’s Bedbug and Pest Exterminators.

    • another_steve

      Satan visits, 2017:

      Jan. 24, Feb 1, Feb 3, March 30, April 5…

    • Michael R
      • Joe in PA

        lol

      • SoCalGal20

        LMAO

      • Natty Enquirer

        Try the borscht.

        • bzrd

          what, they aren’t serving tea anymore?

      • perversatile

        My mother’s favorite filter she used while dating before she met my awesome step-dad was to bring up Boris and Natasha during the first date, depending on the response,whether it be ‘War & Peace’ or ‘Rocky & Bullwinkle’ determined if there was going to be a second date. The correct answer of course was “I don’t watch cartoons”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca173014cd0ebae3a202b16a07cbe89aa76304986b423d754ea10619440c69ab.gif

        • Ken M

          “But daalink’

    • JWC

      REdacted and editited??

    • Treant

      With tons of black ink and entire pages missing, I’m sure.

    • JCF

      I hope y’all can read Cyrillic!

  • Reality.Bites

    OT: This dog has such sad eyes I thought he’d hurt his toy and was bringing it to his human to be fixed.

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/88d6f10b562d5356694f984f2914abbd/tumblr_ovrsxtW8rX1sn75h6o1_540.jpg

    • Michael R
      • Reality.Bites

        My dog kept all his toys in good condition.

        The only thing he was destructive of was wood – thankfully only untreated wood.

        One day he found a stick that he seemed particularly proud of. It was much thicker than usual. He seemed to want to bring it inside, so I let him. What’s the harm, I thought.

        That night I lay down on a bed of splinters.

        Oh.

        Oddly he wasn’t a big fan of bones. Give him a beef rib bone and he’d take the meat off it and leave it alone afterwards. One of the bigger ones that are actually suitable for dogs he wouldn’t bother with. Or rawhide.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      When our Golden was a puppy, we gave him a teddy bear to keep him company. After a few months, we took the bear away because he was humping the hell out of it.

      • Reality.Bites

        My dog was not much of a humper. Tried to do it to me the first night I had him, I said no, and he accepted his role from that point onwards. He occasionally would like to hump other dogs, but only their heads, as if he was getting a blow job. It was quite funny and other dogs usually didn’t mind because they had no idea he was trying to dominate them.

        He adored big dominant female dogs, like Rottweilers or Pit Pulls because when he chased them they would turn around and chase him back.

        One time he ran into one of his Rotty friends when she was in heat. I was curious to see what he’d do.

        Strictly oral. Ate her out and tried for a blow job. That’s when I decided there was no point in neutering him. He was non-agressive to the point of not defending himself when attacked and clearly wasn’t getting anyone pregnant.

      • JCF

        I have friends w/ a Coton de Tulear who does that. Every night. In front of the TV. A floor show.

  • Max_1

    Just more “straight” men obsessing about gay male butt sex…
    … Things that make you go, humm.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Note the anti-Catholic banner in the first picture. I hope all conservative Catholics take note that these biblically ignorant, ahistorical evangelicals are out to get you too. Usually the hatred of these evangelicals doesn’t stop at just one target.

    • Reality.Bites

      Jewish Republicans don’t care that they’re anti-Semites
      Gay Republicans don’t care that they’re homophobic
      Black Republicans don’t care that they’re racist
      Latino Republicans don’t care they they’re blatantly targeting Latino-Americans

      So I’m pretty sure Catholic Republicans aren’t any smarter.

    • MBear

      They can have the catholics

  • Cuberly

    OT: Well, this is making the rounds. Sorry if this is a repost.

    She’s 100% correct.

    https://twitter.com/tomwatson/status/904828553908420609

    • Lazycrockett

      The Bernie Bros have been trying to drag her all day on twitter, but nothing has been able to trend.

      • Cuberly

        ….and which ones are trollz and which ones are bros.

        I’ve seen a few of the posts and the blatant sexism left me thinking they were trollz.

        • -M-

          Clarknt 67 remains sadly, disappointingly, stereotypically ‘Bernie-bro’ trollish. 😭

          • Ninja0980

            I used to have such great respect for him but like many others, no more.
            Sad to say, this past election brought out the ugly in a lot of folks, and he is at the top of that list.

          • Reality.Bites

            Is that someone who posts here? The name doesn’t ring a bell, so if he’s from here I must have blocked him quite early on.

            Most of the ugly though, came from people weren’t here before and disappeared immediately after.

          • Ninja0980

            He used to post here quite often and was quite good on LGBT issues, especially dealing with younger LGBT members.
            But once the primaries started, he became a different person.
            If you dared to support Hillary at any point pre or post primary, you were a DINO, heartless corporate whore and more.
            Damn shame.

          • -M-

            I really liked him before. But ever since the primaries it’s full on ‘Bernie and only Bernie. Hillary is the devil.’ garbage.

            Liking some candidates more than others is fine, but the MAGA-like animosity to anyone but Bernie’s anointed and Stans is just beyond belief. If I’d just discovered him I’d assume it was one of Putin’s trolls acting out the ‘Bernie bro’ script.

      • SoCalGal20

        LOL serves them right. People are too worried about DACA, NK, Harvey, Irma, TrumpRussia, etc.

        • FAEN

          The list just gets longer every day.

    • Sam_Handwich
      • Karl Dubhe

        In their ‘defense’, they’ve certainly busted things.

        I still think most of the Bernie Bros were Republican, or Russian, trolls.

        • Rambie

          I believe many on the initial online ones spreading hate on Hillary were trolls. They planted the seed and kept at it until it took root and that was that.

        • Reality.Bites

          Even the public ones were white, entitled males who clearly had issues with women.

          They’re all a bunch of guys who didn’t follow Dan Savage’s advice for horny teenagers, which is basically forget about getting laid at 14, start working on becoming the kind of person who gets laid at 18. Become educated and interesting. Take care of your appearance – be clean.

          They also didn’t follow my advice, which is if you want to be a dick and get laid, you have to be rich or hot first. And even if you don’t want to be a dick, being rich or hot helps a LOT.

          • Cuberly

            “Even the public ones were white, entitled males who clearly had issues with women.”

            Looking at what they’re doing to Sen. Kamala Harris, seems their methods have gotten even more disgusting over time.

    • Lazycrockett
      • Cuberly

        Yep, not only capturing the dynamic btwn bernie and hillz but the way the press and the bros ran with things.

      • JWC

        all this crap is water under thebridge The arguements totally academic It doesn’;t matter You Got TRUMP focus on getting rid of TRUMP Not how Bernie screwed Hillary or any of that other shit ITS OVER

        • Cuberly

          I couldn’t agree with you more, except for the dedicated keyboard jockeys of social media pushing the same old discord, they’re not going away.

          I’ll be working on getting people registered, re-registered. doing what I can. But we can’t ignore the social media static that any Dem candidate is going to endure from the right-wing trollz and the terminally aggrieved bros. If anything it’d serve our interests to figure a way to combat it.

          • JWC

            for get Hillary forget Bernie find a new strong candidate and never look back

          • BudClark

            JOE KENNEDY III !

          • JWC

            Could be. After Trump the DEM’s pretty much went into disaster mode and haven’t surface yet

      • CottonBlimp

        That really is fucking stupid. Every one of Sanders’ policy suggestions is currently implemented in countries much less wealthy than ours.

        If Hillary wants to say that our country has specific challenges that get in the way of these policies, I can get behind that. Here, she’s complaining that Berners had the impression she didn’t give a fuck about liberal policies while at the same time showing that she thinks liberal polices are ridiculous fantasies.

        • Friday

          That’s not what this says. Bernie’s slightly-more-grandiose-plans with no way to get there, especially while trashing the rest of the party we’d need to get back in the legislature to do anything…. Didn’t mean he was the better guy for the job, never mind ‘She thinks liberal policies are ridiculous fantasies.’ You making that leap is exactly *what that passage *was* about.*

          • CottonBlimp

            I’m talking about the part where she characterizes Sanders’ plans as “give everyone in America a pony!”

            These aren’t fucking whimsical greedy childish fantasies. My whole generation can’t afford a house and is dying under student debt, all because we worked hard to get into college like our parents told us to. We need people in office who actually understand how fucked our situation is, and it’s goddamn sickening to hear our real-world concerns brushed off with stupid catchphrases like “purity test”.

            This isn’t about some abstract bullshit like purity. It’s that we are desperately crying out for people in power to fucking DO something about this massively dysfunctional economy.

          • Friday

            You can’t win *anything* if you just demand more while pretending to hold ground (Like Congress) that you don’t. Especially if you’re working against any sense of strategy in the name of promising slightly more and demonizing the lady who can actuallly a) hold the line and b) get us that ground.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        The pony scenario sounds like a pretty accurate analogy of much of the campaign to me.

      • JCF

        Damn. Though I thought it would hurt too much—I am going to have to read this book!

    • Ninja0980

      Telling it like it is.
      Put it bluntly, Bernie and his supporters have ensured any issue they claim to care about won’t survive due to the right wing judges being put on the courts.
      As I said the other day, the fact is that when all is and said is done, there will only be two to three Circuit Courts (not to mention SCOTUS) that will be Democratic.
      The rest will be filled with far rights hacks that will finally be able to accomplish the Republican goal of destroying all access to voting, labor unions, abortion, LGBT rights and more.
      Single payer will NEVER survive a court challenge nor will any other legislation Bernie and his supporters want done.

      • Cuberly

        The burn it all down bros. The ones that said if they didn’t get their way then the agenda required that people be hurt in a big way. Apparently their impatience mean’t innocents needed to be harmed into following the Bern.

        Easy to say when it’s not your family, kids, friends, being harmed. But they’re such simpletons they ignored the long term damage, decades.

        • Ninja0980

          If nothing else, they don’t seem to get that when you make it clear to POC,LGBT etc. that they are expendable, why should they trust you?

    • CottonBlimp

      Jesus fucking Christ Hillary, every presidential candidate has to go through a primary process! 2016’s was demonstrably less messy than the norm, because the DNC couldn’t be bothered to run anyone significant against you. Stop fucking whining that Bernie made you look bad by speaking to the progressive core of your own party. You had the option to heal the rifts in the Democratic party your own damn self by naming him VP, but you didn’t, you named some mannequin-like nobody to the role instead, because you WANT there to be rifts in the Democratic party that keep actual liberal policy out of power. Blaming those rifts, not on a decades long history of Democratic hippy-punching and capitulation to the right, but on some *outsider* having the *audacity* to get involved in a democratic election is horrendous garbage.

      And frankly, it fucking terrifies me seeing all the old farts on this site not understanding how cancerous this attitude is to our ever winning an election. The up-and-coming voters are inheriting an economy that was fucked way before Trump ever got in power, and they need a candidate who’s actually going to fight for socialist policies to fix what’s wrong with our economy, not some centrist to tell them to STFU and get behind her no matter what she does.

      • Ernest Endevor

        Revisiting the ’60s always brings a tear to the eye.

      • Cuberly

        Let me guess: “Stop trying to make me acknowledge reality! I have my dreams and if you don’t agree with me I call you names! Legislation and the entire political process don’t mean squat to me. There is no opposition party! The rainbow bridge will ensure our victory!”

        http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/66a/572364050_236465.gif

        The only thing that rights the left is the fact that so many dems and alienated demos just don’t FUCKING VOTE!

        Note that I’m not calling you names.

        • JCF

          Brilliant (literally!), Cuberly.

        • CottonBlimp

          You also didn’t actually respond to anything.

          It’s hard to respect Hillary’s supporters as the wise political geniuses you claim to be when every response to reality-based criticism is met with largely irrelevant rote responses.

          • Cuberly

            I’m not wise I just know the grinding struggle it takes to move any type of reform through the system. BTW-our system is designed to be slow to change, things have to be hard fought for decades in some instances before they’re even looked at in broader legislative context.

            You’re an idealist, fine. Work to get people to register and vote so we have the mechanisms in place to pass what we so desperately need. Hell, it’s what I plan on doing.

          • CottonBlimp

            I’m not wise I just know the grinding struggle it takes to move any type of reform through the system.

            Yeah, I know that, too, but I also know the basic principle of negotiation which is that you don’t *start* with a compromise. I’m also somehow able to notice how, in the past few decades of American politics, American policies have shifted gradually rightward irrespective of what the voting public actually wants, largely because the Democrats are happy to start the minimum wage debate asking for a $1 increase and then getting argued down to 25 cents, instead of arguing from the start for a living wage and getting argued down to an increase that actually matters. This criticism of incrementalism doesn’t come from a place of idealism over pragmatism, it comes from a place of us NEEDING the Democrats to fucking CARE about our actual, real-life problems instead of dismissing it as “purity politics” or other bullshit cliches.

            How many ways can I say this is not fucking idealism! This is needing our candidates to treat us as more than a dependable voting demographic they can throw under the bus whenever they need to pass some centrist legislation that exacerbates all the problems fucking over my generation.

          • Cuberly

            “This criticism of incrementalism doesn’t come from a place of idealism over pragmatism, it comes from a place of us NEEDING the Democrats to fucking CARE about our actual, real-life problems instead of dismissing it as “purity politics” or other bullshit cliches.”

            …and agree with you without question. They’re not dismissing concerns they’re deeply enmeshed in the real life politics and polarization. Something the pure left dismisses as Dems not rolling over. The purity crowd knee-jerks and attacks when they’re so much as asked questions on how their initiatives will work.

            That’s purity politics, sorry, but that’s exactly what it is.

            Maybe the thing to do is to GOTV. Work for people you want in office but if your candidate doesn’t make it don’t work to undermine laying the groundwork for what you’re looking for.

  • rednekokie

    Those preachers sure seem to know a lot about rectums! Hmmmm — I wonder why!!!

    • Max_1

      People who park head there tend to know a lot about the scenery…

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Well, it sure ain’t due to their moral rectitude.

  • Henry Auvil

    How do you know butt sex is so bad until you’ve tried it, boy?

    • Adam King

      Of course you have to try it repeatedly and frequently, just to be sure.

  • SoCalGal20
    • Natty Enquirer

      Minus their guru who likely killed himself in despair over his sex crime conviction and sentence.

    • Max_1

      But according to conventional times… These ladies are the real Nazi’s… Because we all know, ‘some’ Nazi’s are good people.

    • another_steve

      Some years ago there was a hugely popular British TV drama series – “The Bletchley Circle” – which was filmed on location at Bletchley Park. Very well done.

      Perhaps some people reading here remember it.

      • DoctorDJ

        It’s still streaming on Netfilx. I’ll have to check it out.

  • Reality.Bites
  • Lazycrockett
    • safari
      • Ken M

        What is that picture from? I know Puerto Rico has declared it as well. At least they’re doing more than praying the day before, like some (who will go unnamed) did.

    • JCF

      IIRC, it depends on wind shear…

  • Cuberly

    OT: Osteen is really catching hell. Is it ok that I say I’m overjoyed that this isn’t going away? And, every time he’s opened his mouth since he just keeps digging deeper.

    https://twitter.com/2017_Liberal/status/904848632490295297

    • Jefe5084

      I for one applaud his continued misfortune and public ridicule. I have long despised Osteen, Haggard and countless other Prosperity Gospel Carnival Barkers. But, I don’t believe in Heaven or Hell, so IMPUNITY!!!!

      • Cuberly

        He’s trying his prosperity grifter shit outside of his church. If you’re not part of the cult it sounds as fucked up as it really is.

      • coram nobis

        Anybody ever teach that preacher that you can’t take it with you?

        Or that bit about a needle and a camel’s eye?

  • Reality.Bites
  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t

    The Daily News, the nearly 100-year-old tabloid owned by the real estate magnate Mortimer B. Zuckerman, is close to announcing an agreement for its sale to Tronc, the publisher of The Los Angeles Times and The Chicago Tribune.

    The deal is expected to be announced on Tuesday, according to people briefed on the negotiations.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/04/business/new-york-daily-news-sale-tronc.html?smid=tw-share

    • TuuxKabin

      from wikipedia:

      Tronc era[edit]
      On June 2, 2016, the company announced that it would rebrand itself as tronc, short for “Tribune online content”.[2] The rebranding took place on June 20, 2016. Tronc began trading on NASDAQ under the symbol TRNC.[30]
      That day, chief technology officer Malcolm CasSelle and chief digital officer Anne Vasquez announced to employees initiatives in content optimization, machine learning, artificial intelligence, and increasing the amount of video to 50% of all content by 2017, in an effort to increase reader engagement and ad revenue.[31] The company also introduced a new slogan, From Pixels to Pulitzers. The video announcement was widely derided in social and print media as full of buzzwords and lacking content.[32][33][34]On August 7, 2016, while criticising several aspects of a corporate restructuring that went along with the rebranding (for instance a shift of focus away from hard news towards usage maximization, which he perceived as undue), satirist John Oliver mocked this new name as “the sound an ejaculating elephant makes”, and (ironically) “the sound of a stack of newspapers hitting a dumpster.”[35]
      On March 13, 2017, Tronc announced that it would be the first third party to license Arc, the digital publishing system of The Washington Post. [36]

    • JCF

      OMG, did anyone else misread “close to announcing”??? [Normally, I wouldn’t care about a tabloid, but the NYDN has been doing such stellar covers in the Age of Drumpf.]

  • Reality.Bites

    She’s going to make a bloody fortune with this. Normally I couldn’t care less what a politician earns from a memoir, but knowing how it will drive Trump crazy and all the insane boasts it will cause, makes me very happy.

    For those of you with conservative or BernieBro or Green relatives you need to Christmas shop for… you know what to do.

  • Bruce Brown

    Prolapsed rectum. God I love when he talks dirty to me.

  • SoCalGal20

    Heads up for coffee fans in Dublin tomorrow!

    https://twitter.com/pantibliss/status/904858825521541121

    • Jefe5084

      I would definitely go to whichever one had THAT barista. I have never been a Starbucks fan (gasp!). Their coffee seems over roasted, over rated, and over priced.

      • SoCalGal20

        Eric Levy, barista at Foam Cafe. 🙂

        • Jefe5084

          Delicious. I’m sure the coffee is too.

  • JR

    Where do I get a Prolapsed Rectum t-shirt?

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    They frequently quote that being gay is an “abomination.” They falsely say that “abomination” is the same thing as a sin. Not true! An abomination, according to the Bible, includes eating pork, shrimp, lobster, wearing clothing of mixed fabrics, and oh so many more instances. A big southern staple–CATFISH–is also an abomination. Yet, modern Christians ‘bust’ down the doors to get into Red Lobster or KFC. They have to have their chicken and their pork chops, bacon, and hams. An abomination is defined as “being something that is socially unacceptable.” A sin is like stealing and murder. They like to say they are good God-fearing Christians by dissing someone else. That’s not how Christianity properly works.

    • Natty Enquirer

      “Socially unacceptable” sounds so innocent, doesn’t it? And yet the Bible prescribes death as the punishment for breaking these rules.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Death? For farting in an elevator?

      • Larry in Oklahoma

        It just shows how fucked up the Bible is in places. It also says if a kid talks back to his parent(s), he needs to be put to death.In parts of some cultures, talking back is not tolerated but, if you take a good look, those repressed families are very abnormal.

    • Snarkaholic

      Don’t forget the cheese on their rare burgers!

  • Ann Kah

    I really don’t think that’s the shirt he wanted to wear to jail.

  • Thugs for Jesus!

    • JCF

      These thugs aren’t in the least “for Jesus”. They’re for the reprehensible “Jebus” they’ve created in their own ghastly image.

  • Lazycrockett
    • JCF

      Horrible (I mean, in absolute terms. Not to compare!)

  • Randy503

    What confuses me about these “preachers” is that they focus on how harmful anal sex supposedly is. What’s their point? I guess they are trying to “inform” us of the health risks of anal sex, but that doesn’t really seem to be their point. Obviously, if our rectums are collapsing, then we would know about it, and it shouldn’t matter to them whehter we take that risk.

    No — I think the whole point is that they want to show everyone else a sort of “see how disgusting these gay people are? They insert penises into their rectums (ewww!) and that results in collapsed rectums (double ewww!) and they are so stupid they can’t realize that.”

    Now would they want to get that message across? because they want all the other people to hate us. Simple as that. It isn’t that they care about our health (they don’t) it’s that they want everyone else to be fearful that we gays will somehow indoctrinate others, and if they don’t spread the message of ill health, others might fall for it.

    These so-called men are just haters, IOW>

    • Lazycrockett

      anal sex means no white christian babies. Got to make it evil so its not an option for a boy/girl sexuality.

    • Ninja0980

      Not only that but for folks who are opposed to wanting children know about sex, they make sure kids get an earful.
      When we go to Syracuse basketball games, this batshit crazy preacher and his coven have signs that basically give you a blow by blow of what certain sex acts are.

      • Treant

        You should stand in front of them taking notes.

        When asked if you were touched by the spirit, just tell them you were listing new sex stuff to try with your boyfriend and your husband.

        • Ninja0980

          My nephews and nieces (not to mention other friends kids) did just that.
          Suffice to say, that hasn’t gone over well.
          In fact, it might be the reason (not confirmed) why the other anti-gay preacher who makes it a point to stand outside the Fair every day holding his sign up about how evil the ghez are was only able to do it for one day.
          Parents raised a major stink and that was that.
          The fact he didn’t show up on Pride Day does suggest the rumors weren’t too far off base.

    • Renfield

      What exactly is a collapsed rectum? Is it like a landslide? Or something else? I mean, what collapses? I’ve had my share (ahem) of rectal encounters and have never had something collapse on me, apart from passing out drunk inside the Cockring on Christopher Street, back in the day.

    • Snarkaholic

      It’s also misogyny…trying to scare het men by equating being penetrated with being a submissive, weak, etc. woman!

  • Ignorant posters. “The Hail Mary” is taken directly from Scripture (Archangel Gabriel speaks to Mary). The prayer is a direct quote. Each 10 hail Mary’s is a decade dedicated to a happening in the life of Jesus. I am writing this because of accuracy and can’t stand ignorance or misrepresentation from anyone!

  • Reality.Bites

    OT: You know how we have bears and otters and other animal types?

    How about one for gay Republicans? We can call them newts.

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/69b052d56c9cb9d4e304bb6644583b13/tumblr_omz5b6uHq11to7yd8o1_1280.jpg

    • DoctorDJ

      Fillet of a fenny snake,
      In the cauldron boil and bake;
      Eye of newt and toe of frog,
      Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
      Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
      Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,
      For a charm of powerful trouble,
      Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

      Double, double toil and trouble;
      Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Jefe5084

      giving you the evil eye. Beware.

      • djcoastermark

        Or a prolapsed something something.

        • Treant

          This is what happens when you butt-sex your climate.

        • Ken M

          Spins and blows, and self lubricating. hhhmmm : )

    • Treant

      I like the one-eyed trouser trout, but this one-eyed monster storm isn’t doing it for me.

    • Lazycrockett
  • SoCalGal20

    OMG LOL. I’m picturing Trump yelling at McConnell or just blathering on about the jealthcare vote or whatever and McConnell just putting down the phone and walking off to do whatever (I used to do this with annoying telemarketers when I had a landline)

    https://twitter.com/costareports/status/904863932401274880

  • Lazycrockett
  • billbear1961
    • Snarkaholic

      She didn’t do a very good job on her pussy hat, but I love her anyway!

  • Gigi

    Methinks this guy gets fisted a lot, which is why he knows about prolapsed rectums. 🙄

  • jerry

    I didn’t have a confrontation with the hate mongers (other than booing when they went by), but I did run into Joe (who was also possibly a little intoxicated) on Bourbon Street last night.

    • Treant

      Did you run into him, back up a little, run into him…

      • jerry

        There was only sweaty hugging.

        • Reality.Bites

          Had you met previously?

          • jerry

            Yes, at DNC convention in Charlotte, and also in Ptown.

          • Reality.Bites

            Would be a much better story if you hadn’t. 🙁

  • DaddyRay

    Love the title of Rachel’s segment:

    “Oh Heil No”

    • Sam_Handwich

      thanks for reminding me. i was busy watching the red sox lose

      • Reality.Bites

        You can do that any time! How often do you get to hear someone make a fool of the President?

        • Treant

          About thirty times daily, and that’s just on this blog?

          • Reality.Bites

            OK, how often do you get to hear a lesbian do it?

            Who’s a Rhodes scholar?

        • Sam_Handwich

          naw, red sox are in first place in the division!

      • Ninja0980

        And that is a bad thing?

      • JCF

        It was on hours after the Giants lost. }-( [It’s come down to this: rooting for the Phillies to lose….so THEY, not the Giants, will finish w/ the worst record in baseball.]

  • SoCalGal20

    Ooh this gonna be good! (If Trump is smart he’ll step away from DACA)

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/04/obama-trump-dreamers-daca-242303

    • Sam_Handwich

      Obama is out of fucks to give. Good.

      • Glenn Fontenot

        It’s about time. President Obama has always been far far too reluctant to fight the rethugs, even when it’s been clearly justified.

        One of the big reasons why the Dems have lost so many local, state and federal elections during Obama’s two terms is because of the clear lack of leadership from the top on down through the Democratic party’s hierarchy.

        • Reality.Bites

          Honestly I’d rather see Bush and Romney speaking out than Obama.

        • Ninja0980

          Sad to say but you’re.
          I love Obama too but he didn’t fight as hard as he could have on so many issues, especially the courts.
          And if the leader at the top won’t fight, many others won’t either.

  • SoCalGal20

    WA state and NY are ready to sue if Trump ends DACA!

    https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/904855533261336576

    • Sam_Handwich

      if Ryan really supports it, he can send a bill to the floor. i won’t believe it til i see it, because it would pass with more Dem votes than GOP

      basically, every republican is trying to bullshit their way through this

      • Cuberly

        Ted Cruz and the Freedom Fracas are going to call that bluff. But then we all know that.

        Racism is what won them the fucking election. If they backtrack on any of that…well….

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Yay!!

  • Renfield

    And in other religious news:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/09/04/i-think-i-did-it-man-tells-911-he-took-cold-medicine-woke-up-to-find-wife-stabbed-to-death/?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories-2_coldmedicine-stabbing-550pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

    a student of “missions and evangelism at Clear Creek Baptist Bible College in Pineville, Ky.” stabbed his wife to death.

    • SoCalGal20

      Is he the one who said cold medicine made him do it?

      • Renfield

        yes. Those pills are from Satan…shit, I shouldn’t use HIS name.

    • -M-

      I miss the This week in Holy Crimes posts.

    • CharlestonDave

      Last name Phelps, says the article…no, it can’t be.

  • SoCalGal20
    • Treant

      I can smell the compassion rising off the steaming pile of the 11 AM briefing already.

      • SoCalGal20

        Was it the no questions from the press part that gave it away?

        • Treant

          That and the fact that the Drow* is speaking. Plus, y’know, Trump and all.

          * Subterranean elf, worships the Queen of Spiders, Lolth, tends toward the cannibalistic.

    • Sam_Handwich

      he’s just going to rant about how it was a UNCONSTITUTIONAL TYRANNICAL OBAMMY USURPATION BLAH BLAH BLAH

      and i honestly think Don’s goal here is to rip apart the congressional GOP

      ultimately a suicide mission

      • Lazycrockett

        Being against DACA gets Jefferson Beauregard back into Drumpfs good graces.

        • Jefe5084

          Pretty much everything he does is just him trying to work his elfin nose further up that fat, orange ass.

      • Cuberly

        Did you read Lindsaybelle’s statement re; DACA?

        Ever so clumsily attempting to have it both ways, for and against, multiple times. Obama bad, idea of DACA good….glossing over GOP obstruction.

        • Sam_Handwich

          bless her ham biscuit

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        I can think of much quicker methods for a suicide mission.

    • Lazycrockett

      COWARD.

    • bambinoitaliano

      I hope everyone at the press briefing points at him and laugh. We’ll see how many the leprechaun will prosecute.

    • ByronK

      But he will be distributing freshly baked cookies.

      • Snarkaholic

        Vanilla only!

    • BobSF_94117

      Will he be taking thrown shoes during the briefing?

      • JCF

        Zapatos.

    • CharlestonDave

      Well, of course. Some of those questions might be from women that talk fast. Beauregard isn’t having any of that.

  • billbear1961

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ebQYH6EpJ8&feature=youtu.be&t=2m21s

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d6f2c0d0fb86e29f08c02613f3007591778af0cc7c10e9b6e0281cb778c4022.jpg

    “The racist dictator and pathological liar and thief who stole the White House is obstructing justice and overthrowing the rule of law, but the streets are not choked with your righteous anger! Truly, I am abandoned. You stand by while he and his fellow gangsters and traitors defile me.”

  • Dale082

    Is that a “rosebud” on the back of his teeshirt? Seriously?

    • Treant

      “Rosebud.”

      Spoiler: it wasn’t his sled…

    • ByronK

      OMG, I hadn’t noticed that. JFC.

    • JCF

      Googles it. Wants to barf.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • billbear1961

      FEARLESS Leader, indeed!

      “Only *I* can solve the nation’s problems!”

    • Treant

      You could fucking quit and retreat to Grift-A-Lotto, dickwad.

      • billbear1961

        In a REAL democracy, events at Grift-A-Lotto (2017) would quickly resemble famous ones at the Winter Palace (1917).

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPUv1nE8Ois&feature=youtu.be&t=1m14s

        October is coming.

        • Reality.Bites

          I think this is more the case.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7KOvzLSFKI

          Ironic to think that Alexis Carrington and JR Ewing could once be considered cartoon villains. Better either of them as President than Trump.

          • houstonray

            Ah the good old days of television, ha.

          • Reality.Bites

            You mean Roseanne, Will & Grace and Dynasty? All coming this fall.

    • SoCalGal20
      • Friday

        He “Struggled” with who’ll take the blame for what he wants to take ‘credit’ for to his Fundie hater base.

      • BobSF_94117

        So who “made him” do it, I wonder.

      • Jefe5084

        trump is struggling with how to keep is sheeple in line. That is his only struggle. For all his braggadocio and peacockery he is easily maneuvered as Bannon and several others knew. He doesn’t have enough gray matter to struggle much with anything. He can barely come up with a simple coherent thought.

      • Adam King

        He’s a sadist. He loves the power to hurt people. Makes his little pee-pee hard.

    • safari

      Kick it to Congress so they can trip over their dicks on the issue?

      • Cuberly

        If they do anything, IF, it’ll just be punitive bullshit piled on top of the current policy. Ya know how the GOP likes to punish the innocent. Makes them feel in control.

        I don’t think shit will get done. If it does, I’d be astonished.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Sorry Dumpf, but the only honorable way out for you at this point is seppuku.

      • Cuberly

        It’d get great ratings!

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Dumpf: The best ratings! I am a ratings machine!!

  • royinhell

    Oh, for those years of Decadence before the religious crazies started showing up (around 2001)… it was a hell of a lot more fun.
    Hope you tossed some Bev-Naps at Lafittes during “Love Is In The Air”!

    • Treant

      Isn’t “Love is in the Air” when you fling the contents of your condoms into the sky?

      Well, maybe that’s just this household.

      • Reality.Bites

        Old joke:

        There’s something in the air that keeps women in San Francisco from getting pregnant.

        Really? What is it?

        Men’s legs.

  • Michael R
    • bambinoitaliano
    • Jefe5084

      these two ignorant trolls probably haven’t a clue what socialism is, nor how many variations it can come in, let alone how socialism is intermixed with our predatory form of capitalism.

      • Adam King

        Of course it’s just another bit of name-calling. There’s never any thought or principle behind any of it.

      • Duck

        As my roomie says, “You learned to spell ‘Socialism’ in a PUBLIC school”

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Treant

      Is there a couple megabucks in it for them, or at least a slave? No? Then no, that’s not going to happen.

      (Honestly, I’m getting real tired of the idea that Jarvanka is any less of a grifter and worm than the rest of them; they’re all in on this).

    • Lazycrockett

      Jared and Ivanka aren’t going to do shit. They are as racist as Drumpf.

      • Sam_Handwich

        i think the aim is a generational shaming of rich white peeps. and i don’t think it’s lost.

        • Lazycrockett

          Looking down from their Tower I’m sure they might see a couple flickers of light, nothing more. These people know no shame.

          • Sam_Handwich

            well they are at least shamed in front of their fake neighbors.

            whatever. i’d rather see more of this than less.

    • Michael R

      Don’t give those assholes more credit than they deserve people .

    • bambinoitaliano

      Why do they think those two would be any different from the shit gibbon?

  • Reality.Bites
  • bambinoitaliano
    • Treant

      Wow. That’s a poorly-trained dog.

      • safari

        If it were a cat we’d call it tamed.

        • Treant

          If it were a cat it’d be easy to move. 🙂

          I’ve never been particularly impressed with huskies. They’re chatty, which I don’t care for, and absolutely must be trained firmly and that training maintained–and they aren’t that easy to train. They also extremely stubborn.

    • Reality.Bites

      My dog used to not let me get into bed. It was a game (I think) he used to play at bedtime, stretching out and quickly changing positions to prevent me from getting into bed.

      I’m not sure if it was a game though, because he definitely thought the bed should be his alone. He wouldn’t sleep in the bed with me, although he was welcome to. Didn’t even stay in the bedroom. But he generally headed straight for the bedroom as soon as I got up in the morning.

    • coram nobis

      A dog and his boy. Is the dog’s name Mr. Peabody, by any chance?

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Of course, Sherman.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • bambinoitaliano
    • safari

      Can it be like the TV Show the Prisoner? We can justify the expense by placing other rich baddies there and broadcasting their adjustment to the strangeness.

  • safari

    O/T: I’m re-watching Fire Walk With Me. Unfortunately, I’m also sad to report that one of the more interesting theories behind the entire Twin Peaks mythos came from 4chan.

    • Lazycrockett

      I had to re watch the ending of the last episode after reading some reviews today cause I didn’t hear Sarah’s voice saying “Laura” before scream.

      • safari

        And I re-watched s1e1’s open for that voice. Edit: (Yes, it was there. Just very soft. It is in closed caption’s transcripts.)

        • Lazycrockett

          So I guess Sarah really did kill that poor grocery boy.

  • ByronK

    Bill Moyers on with Lawrence discussing Trump – “He doesn’t have a soul, he has an open sore.” Bam.

    • CharlestonDave

      I especially liked Moyers’ description of Trump gaining the Presidency based on “the dark wings of a lie.”

  • SoCalGal20
    • coram nobis

      I have a sweet little grey fox that lives in my neighborhood, so I’m prejudicial to this.

      • SoCalGal20

        Awwww!!!

  • Ninja0980

    O/T but watching an later season episode of Murder, She Wrote.
    Have to say the earlier seasons where the victim was killed by the first or second commercial break made for a better story then the later seasons, as it felt too rushed when there was only 10-12 minutes to figure out who done it.

    • safari

      I liked the earlier, Cabot Cove-based stories the best. There was a blurb last month that there might be one last miniseries based on something she said in an interview, but I’m not getting my hopes up.

      • Ninja0980

        I liked all the Cabot Coves episodes sans the first season with Claude Akins.
        He didn’t like playing second banana and it showed.
        Thank goodness he left before the first season was even over and William Windom replaced him.

    • Treant

      How long has Jessica Fletcher’s murder spree gone unchecked?

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8z9aoHBC1qkj4ieo1_500.jpg

      • Adam King

        She was plotting with Father Brown all that time. Fiends.

      • Reality.Bites

        Didn’t Tom Bosley make a lot of appearances on her show too?

        We never did find out what happened to Richie’s older brother on Happy Days.

        • NowAnAgnostic

          Yes. He was the sheriff of Cabot Cove for 4 or more years.

        • Treant

          OMG, Jessica totally offed him!

      • coram nobis

        Well, she was a prime suspect in the Sweeney Todd scandal.

  • Sporkfighter

    I attended a lovely wedding today…two 40-50 year old women, 30 or so friends, two college-aged daughters along with other family, and a couple of dogs in their back yard. Everyone was happy.

    The reception was at a neighborhood micro-brewery. We were teachers, nurses, principals, chefs, waitresses, students, old retired people, elementary students, and one guy who was the spitting image of white Jesus but without the bad attitude. (Sadly, the dogs were not invited to the reception.)

    I refuse to be angry today.

    • ByronK

      It sounds great! Shame about the canineophobia at the brewery. 😉

    • SoCalGal20

      Great way to spend the day!

  • SoCalGal20

    Um, batten down the hatches in Puerto Rico!

    • safari

      I suppose I should prepare memes in advance to deploy the “Yes, they are Americans” fact.

  • SoCalGal20
  • SoCalGal20

    Trump just tweeted. JFC take his phone away.

    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/904899243906879488

    • MikeBx2

      He was probably scanning his TV Guide.

      • Lazycrockett

        Premiere Week is gearing up.

        • houstonray

          He’s gonna be shocked when he sees that “The Apprentice” is not on the schedule. I’m sure he thinks they are filming it now….that’s why all these people are around him.

    • BobSF_94117

      What the absolute FUCK is wrong with that man. He thinks he’s going to be rolling out his tax plan and virtual thumb-wrestling with Kim Jung-Un.

      He has no idea what’s coming.

    • safari

      Must have a a high fiber holiday

    • DumbHairyApe

      All weeks are the same size. Even I know that and I’m just a dumb, hairy ape.

    • coram nobis

      This week coming up: DACA revocation, another NK missile test, the latest Stephen King clown comedy, and Hurricane Irma La Douce closing in. Hilarity ensues.

      • DaddyRay

        Mueller: Same here

    • clay

      Yeah, McConnell’s back in town. See if you can get along, otherwise I will pull this car over right now.

  • fuzzybits
    • Friday

      Too bad we don’t have one.

    • CharlestonDave

      I’ve said it before, and will say it again: Trump’s Tweetlog is the Hallmark Card store of tweets. There’s one for every occasion!

  • JCF

    “Prolapsed Rectum”

    His #1 wack-off fantasy no doubt…

  • SoCalGal20

    Solar storm hitting us on Wednesday!

    https://twitter.com/TamithaSkov/status/904913985098498048

    • Lazycrockett

      WooHoo!!!!

    • Friday

      Oof. Thanks for warning. Magnitude?

      • SoCalGal20

        The tweet above was just on my twitter timeline. I don’t know the storm details. Sorry!

        • Friday

          I checked a space weather site, guess G2 class, probably meaning not much toworry about at mylatitude. Or for power grids, I guess.

          • safari

            The site seems to indicate an M-5 solar flare.

          • Friday

            Yeah, the G2 bit is how strong a geomagnetic storm it’s expected to make. (Mostly what I was thinking about cause I’m figuring out an antenna thing which could be affected by a big one. )

      • Lazycrockett

        Just gonna burn through the ozone layer. Normal Drumpf we now live in.

      • safari

        I don’t claim to understand all that goes into the calculation, but current 24-hour K max (auora southerly extents) is a 5.
        This is a map that converts K values to southern bounds.

        Spaceweather.com updates its K values every few hours and can be found on their main page.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cabe13a562622e2af29f0fbeaa6daa19ca1e5bff88f277d046650f400f9d2ed0.gif

        • CharlestonDave

          Does that affect the Northern Lights? I’m planning my first trip to Iceland near Christmas, and have just begun to study about the phenomenon. There are several apps that purport to give nightly forecasts. So far all I know is that they’re unpredictable but only appear in winter and are only visible on clear nights, sometimes.

          • zhera

            It does affect the Northern (and Southern) Lights. The more sun activity we’re getting hit with, the more Light shows. And the stronger the Light show gets, the farther south/north it can be seen.

    • BobSF_94117

      And it’s a full moon Wednesday, only adding to our storm surge (10-12 feet expected).

      I guess a howl isn’t the right response…

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      First Irma, now a solar storm. O just don’t know what to wear anymore.

  • SoCalGal20

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is calling for gerrymandering reform in all 50 states and funding a legal challenge to WI district maps. Good on him.

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/904830179586932736

    • TuuxKabin

      Yay on da’ Arnold, at first glance, in that photo he looks like Pinocchio tho, with that finger or whatever sticking up and out from what appears to be his nose.

      • Reality.Bites

        At his age (or mine) it’s impressive for anything to be pointing at that angle. Even if it’s not attached.

    • Ross

      Arnold lost my respect a long time ago.

      This would do a lot to regain it.

    • fuzzybits

      Hopefully he’ll do something here . He carries a lot of clout especially in Columbus. There’s even a statue of him here.

  • SoCalGal20
  • DumbHairyApe

    I’ll just consider it a birthday present from the benevolent universe.

  • Ogre Magi

    these preachers seem to think about gay anal sex a lot more than most gays think about it

  • Mike Knife

    Preaching hate, that is what Satan does. Those are anti-gay Christians devils dressed up in Holiness.

  • fuzzybits

    If we ever make it up Toledo way I’ll have to congratulate Opal Covey for being mayor all this time. http://i.imgur.com/WnIPNs5.jpg

    • coram nobis

      In other news, Hurricane Opal is gathering in Lake Erie. Speaka tongues blanalalneiter splat, oo ee ah ah ah ting tang walla walla washington. Banana-na pho phat.

      • jsmukg

        Oooh, ee, oooh ah ah! And I thought I was the only one who knew Witch Doctor!!!!! 🙂 Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

    • clay

      Not only does she speak in tongues, she makes signs in them, as well?

  • Reality.Bites

    OT: I usually leave posting kitties pics to those who aren’t hugely allergic to them, but I just got this on tumblr.

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/e92d44f259f5cb057539522a1715c3a7/tumblr_ovs5oc17qZ1tlb56zo1_400.gif

    • coram nobis

      Lovely kitty.

    • Ross

      Cute kitty.

      Cute human.

    • safari

      “This location pleases me human. I just may bathe here.”

    • Bad Tom

      Little sweetie.
      Both of them.

    • zhera

      Dude’s got a new cat. I mean hat! No, I mean cat! Ooof.

      Adorable!

  • coram nobis

    Tonight’s classical music performance: the composer is Stephen Sondheim.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9tCLrkAXPU

    • CharlestonDave

      Absolutely lovely, Mr. Nobis. Ms. Martin has diction.

  • safari

    I can’t sleep.

  • Lazycrockett
    • safari

      Probably just the eyewall regenerating. I’m no expert, but they do break down and reform every so often.

      • safari

        Also I had to put down Fire Walk with Me. It was too brutal for me tonight.

    • coram nobis

      Maybe it’s a prolapsed rectum?

    • leastyebejudged

      Looks like a butthole to me

  • Cuberly
  • Blake J Butler

    So this happened on Labor Day with our candidate for governor.

    https://www.facebook.com/mlujangrisham/videos/1463081543784625/

    • MaryJOGrady

      I’m in Albuquerque! I wish I could have been there to see this. (I do like Michelle for governor.)

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  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – So do we, South Korea. So do we.

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/904715023649529857

  • Girlgoon

    Preaching hate = prolapsed brain

  • Joseph Miceli

    I’m just curious…
    A common bit of lore for these people is that anal sex is unnatural and damaging to the sphincter muscle. If that is true, then where are all the colostomy bags? Shouldn’t everyone in the bar over the age of 50 be wearing a diaper? The entire staff of Raging Stallion videos must be wearing a butt plug every second of the day….although that last one is not beyond the bounds of probability you get the idea. I don’t think WE are the ones full of shit.

    • blackstar

      I never leave home without my own needle and thread kit . just in case.
      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/510B1BLQWgL.jpg

      • Ginger Snap

        A color to stitch up any busted hole. Yeah I know sorry.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Lol’

    • djcoastermark

      I guess we’ll never get to the bottom of this. (eyeroll)

      • Joseph Miceli

        I saw what you did there !

    • Reality.Bites

      We all die before 50. 47, I believe. See the “work” of Paul Cameron,

  • SoCalGal20
    • Friday

      Der Kommissar.

    • kareemachan

      Fuckwad.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • kareemachan

      may it not kill anybody for land at mar a alego.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • ※ Benny Cemoli ✔Gold Verified

    Butt Sex = Prolapsed Rectum
    Prolapsed Rectum [picture of prolapsed rectum here] You Need Jesus

    Did that guy actually wear a fucking shirt that said that?!?? I want to know the name of the company that made that shirt for him. They don’t seem to have any standards whatsoever.

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Times are changing.

  • kareemachan

    o/t: woke up this morning to REALLY weird light. Im guessing it’s more smoke from forest fires (I’m in the PNW) but for a moment I truly thought the orange shitgibbon had Pushed The Button.

  • Colonel Panic

    “Prolapsed rectum you need Jesus” with a pic of a prolapsed rectum. WTF!!

  • Elaygee

    All I can think of when I see these Christofascist Talibangevical hate preachers is “What men’s room are they on their hands and knees planning their protests?”