Last Night I Met Infamous Hate Preacher Ruben Israel

Last night we came across vile hate preacher Ruben Israel and his band of repressed homosexuals as they screamed their usual abuse at passersby on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

I’d had a few adult beverages so I rolled up on Israel, pointed to the closest bar, and offered to fuck the shit out of him if he’d just give me ten minutes. He did not like this at all.

His fellow hater with the megaphone starting shouting that we all deserve to die of AIDS, that we all disgust White Jesus, and other messages of Christian Loveβ„’.

Anyway. So that happened.

  • Joseph Miceli

    I didn’t know you were doing Decadence! I hope you are having a good time here in New Orleans!

  • j.martindale

    Poor Joe. You must have been VERY drunk to have made that offer. Hair of the dog time.

  • Frostbite

    Heaven with that lot? Think I’ll pass.

    • another_steve

      I just posted a similar sentiment.

      Please.

      I’d rather remain an unrepentant heathen.

    • RidingTheLine

      Better to enjoy a little “heaven” in the here and now. There’s so much more to worship in a gay bar than there is in church. Hitting the gym is also good and can be very easy on the eyes. Who needs dead saints in niches when you have living guys getting sweaty?

      • Frostbite

        uh. yeah bro.

        • RidingTheLine

          Pithy, as in too pithy.

  • unclemike

    Was it at the Ramrod? The Eagle? The Cockpit?

    • Joseph Miceli

      The Phoenix?

      • Dagoril

        Jewel’s?

  • AtticusP

    Thanks, Joe! You did us all proud.

    I hope that took at least a few months off of Israel’s miserable life.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      You know that for a second, tho, Reuben was like, “Whoa! With this hot guy I could — ” before going back to rabble rabble rabble…

  • Gigi

    “You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” — Anne Lamott

    • (((GC)))

      She credits that quote to “my priest friend Tom”.

  • Tomcat

    What a waste of human life those guys look like.

  • another_steve

    “You must be born again”? Oy vey.

    If when I’m born again I come back looking like that, I’d rather remain dead.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      They have obviously been touched by the power of the Lard

  • DaddyRay
  • Sam_Handwich
    • Strepsi

      Anal Mardi-Gras beads!

    • Uncle Mark

      Gay rosary beads

  • BeaverTales

    Good for you, Joe. Let him sleep on that one for awhile. His feelings about us and about himself are beyond the reach of any therapist.

    • DaddyRay

      You just know he whacked off to that thought before passing out in his barcalounger

      • BeaverTales

        Joe is probably many decades too old for him, and/or too sober.

        Christians like Ruben seem to prefer coercing people who are unable to give consent. I think the stuff he really spanks off to would probably be of more interest to the FBI and Interpol than anyone else.

        A search warrant for his computer is the only call to Jesus he really needs.

        • Strepsi

          Ugh, you just reminded me of Marcus Bachmann and his “counseling” service that preys on confused, nubile young Christian gay men while telling them it’s sinful. And we’re the perverts?

          • licuado de platano

            Michele knew well enough to only allow female foster children in the house.

          • clay

            (Most of their foster children were never in their house. They were getting reimbursed for being foster parents on paper for kids in residential treatment centers– all of the authority, none of the mess.)

        • perversatile
        • David Walker

          One suspects ol’ Rube has choked many a chicken in his time, all of them roosters.

  • PickyPecker

    HELL YES! You rock, Joe!!!
    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/msy.gif

    • Strepsi

      Meryl wants to watch.

  • Tomcat

    Don’t forget this is NATIONAL PRAYER DAY proclaimed by trump./S/S

    • Tomcat

      I prayed for trumps demise.

      • Paula

        Same here. I’m praying he falls down the stairs of Air Force One.

        • Adam King

          Or falls out of Air Force One, preferably over a stormy sea.

        • Steverino

          While wearing Melania’s pumps.

        • perversatile

          “Hex-i-dent”

    • DaddyRay

      My prayer is that Mueller is close to concluding his investigation

      • bzrd

        thinking of that each morning

    • Sam_Handwich

      i’m genuflecting as i type

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      They demand prayer but then are angry when people chant spells for him to get kicked out of office.

    • DN

      Oh is it? I hope Drumpf enjoys the sight of me not giving a fuck about his prayer bullshit.

      • Chucktech

        Trump doesn’t give a shit about prayer, either.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Born again people never get prettier unlike a caterpillar turning into a butterfly.

    • Tomcat

      Just nastier, with each rebirth.

  • phidget

    Wow. I think I saw him at a Bear event once.

    • Dazzer

      Was it at a zoo?

      • Paula

        LOL!

    • Adam King

      Big hairy dangerous beasts definitely need more Jebus.

  • ChrisInKansas

    Good things do sometimes happen when you drink. πŸ˜‰

  • JoeMyGod

    “REPENT DRUNK CATHOLIC PERVERTS”

    • Dazzer

      LOL!

    • grada3784

      I’m an ex-Catholic and an ex-drunk. Doesn’t that count for anything?

      • OdieDenCO

        you’ve conquered both cause and effect

      • Adam King

        So you got all your repenting done! Good job.

        • grada3784

          But now, I’m more of a perv. Nature abhors a vacuum.

          • Nic Peterson

            I, too, abhor vacuums. Never touch the damn thing.

      • Chucktech

        Yer still a homo, ain’t-cha? Off to hell yew go.

      • JackFknTwist

        Eh, I can understand the ex-Catholic part……..

        • pluky

          sometimes it’s sober up or die.

        • JCF

          …or the ex-Roman Catholic part….

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      Throw in “hairy” and we got us a deal

    • DaddyRay

      Then stop by for a nightcap

    • Statistics Palin

      There is an antique store next to a gay-run restaurant in the French Quarter. One day a group of street preachers were yelling insults at the restaurant’s patrons while the old woman who owned the shop was washing dog crap off the sidewalk. She continued washing closer and closer to the restaurant, finally drenching the street preachers, who yelled “What are you doing?” She responded “Cleaning the crap off the sidewalk.”

      That’s naturally New Orleans!

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        She knows who buys her wares and whos just shit blocking her door

        • Statistics Palin

          She’s also loves her gay grandson.

          • Strepsi

            YES — once they see we’re people, and we’re family…
            P.S.> I love your screen name πŸ˜€

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            As she should. Love is unconditional.
            Its religion that comes with caveats

          • JCF

            …unless your religion is TRULY (unconditional) LOVE (and not Christianist pseudo-“love”, which is HATE).

    • Strepsi

      Talk about taking one for the team JOE! First Coach Daubenmire and now Ruben Israel? When it comes to hate-fucks, you do have a type ;))

      • Mike__in_Houston

        Is Ruben Israel the one in the “born again” muscle shirt? Hell yes. I’d do Coach Dave too, especially if he grew his facial hair back…

    • Acronym Jim

      That statement suggests that one is a member of the KKK who weren’t just anti-black, they were famously also anti-Catholic.

      • Uncle Mark

        Not necessarily; I’ve known Southern Baptists, who’ve been famously anti-Catholic. They will happily (in fact joyously) tell you that Catholics & Mormons are NOT Christian.

        Frankly, I’m surprised they seem to willing to make so many enemies, including those sharing their ultra-hateful theology.

        • Lizard

          Protestants claiming that Catholics “aren’t Christian” is the ultimate in ignorance of the most hilarious kind.

          I was once informed by one of my grandmother’s uber-Baptist friends that Baptists were the original Christians, because they were actually started by John the Baptist.

          • grindstone

            Oh but they can trace it back. It’s called the Blood Road, or some damn thing, PROVING that they’re first and all others are interlopers. It’s madness.

          • David L. Caster

            The whole bloody mess is nonsense.

          • Jeffg166

            I was raised to believe all protestants were heretics and going to hell.

          • jixter

            Me, too. Years of Catholic school taught by nuns in traditional habits will do that. We were told that the Roman Catholic faith was the only true faith and protestants would all go to hell. Catholics weren’t even allowed to enter a non-Catholic church without committing a sin.

            Interestingly, considering that, I never heard anything at all at my Catholic school that was defamatory to Jews.

          • Jeffg166

            A really strange thing happen to me as a kid. Walking passed a Lutheran church one day a man asked me to help him inside the church. As a good Catholic boy I got to the door, no one was in the building, I told the guy I couldn’t go in. 50 years later I wonder if this guy was going to sexually assault me.

          • jixter

            Interesting story, Jeffg166. I’d wonder the same thing. I suppose that it would depend upon whether you were young enough/small enough that he could have overwhelmed you, physically.

            I can recall two instances in my childhood that have left me wondering all my adult life whether something ‘could have’ happened or was on the way to happening – but for some other intervening event that prevented it.

          • BillyDee4

            When I was 10 we moved to a new neighborhood in Chicago. We had previously lived in an integrated public housing project. The new neighborhood was about 95% Catholic. The kids in the neighborhood took me around to meet the people on the block. We stopped at every house and talked to the people outside. They walked past one house without stopping. I asked why. They said those people were Lutherans and they weren’t allowed to talk to them. I walked back and introduced myself to the people. We became great friends.

          • Jeffg166

            Putting your immortal soul in peril. Aren’t you the ballsy one.

          • Rob NYNY

            Yeah, in the early 1960’s we couldn’t attend my cousin’s wedding because he was protestant. (My grandfather converted, or pretended to, to RCC.)f

            Little known fact: For many years, Catholic nuns couldn’t attend weddings. That’s why there is a scene in “The Souond of Music” where then nuns all say goodbye to Maria from behind a locked gate.

          • Randolph Finder

            The Sound of Music is as close to actually what happened to the Von Trapp family as the “Book of Mormon” musical is to what the LDS Missionaries actually do. (for starters Maria Von Trapp married the Captain in 1928, the musical completely changed around the ages and sexes of the children and the Von Trapps left Austria for the last time prior to the war by *Train*)

          • Marty Pavelka

            Pretty much the same here, although I recall being told that while I could go into a non-Catholic church, I couldn’t partake in the service, and would have to go to my Catholic church afterwards that day.

          • Hryflex

            My Cub Scout Pack was sponsored by the local volunteer fire company, but the Boy Scout Troop was sponsored by a Roman Catholic Church. Because there were 4 Methodist Scouts and 1 Lutheran we had to meet at the school and my father, who had earned Eagle, was not allowed to be a a Troop leader. All of our merit badges had to be approved by the priest at the church. 50 years later I’m still waiting for him to approve my God and Country Award signed by the pastor at my church.

          • Ray Taylor

            Sure they were.

        • juanjo54

          Well to my people all Christians are all idolatrous pagans.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      I’m glad one of the sign-bearers charted out a course for adulterer 45

    • TrueWords
    • TrueWords

      Let the body of Christ heal you…but first you must kneel and do penance

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3fb9671ec2fc3fab9332b95ae640343c8c4891f3e80df8e7429d467a3254db5a.jpg

      • Uncle Mark

        DAMN…..it’s Father What-A-Waste.

      • Nic Peterson

        I just felt the spirit move me. Woof!

    • zhera

      Thank you for stepping up and trying to take one for the team! You’re an honorable man and we adore you. β™₯

      Too bad it didn’t work. But good for you personally, I guess. πŸ˜‰

    • zhera

      PLEASE tell me there’s a video of this encounter!

    • clay

      Can one wear that ironically?
      Is it appropriate for Columbus Day / Coming Out Day?
      How about St. Patrick’s Day?
      I’d be willing to wear one on Easter, too.

    • Lane

      Joe, if you promise me a fuck in a nearby back room, I’ll spew hate speech at you all night long.

    • SockMikey

      I’m dog-sitting for my best friend that’s at Southern Decadence. πŸ™‚

  • Pablo

    Did you flash him a big, bright, lovely, daddy smile? You must’ve made him ruin his undies. Of course, he was upset!

  • Tor

    Porn watchers? They’d better be careful for themselves.

  • ChrisInKansas

    Ugh, those signs. Anything even remotely enjoyable is apparently enough to keep you out of heaven. So I’ll pass, thanks.

  • Treant

    He seems nice.

    For, y’know, repressed, clearly very angry, and eternally unsmiling levels of nice. Of course, they all look like that.

    I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re so busy judging everybody else that they simply never bother to actually live their life. It’s a fitting punishment, as long as they’re never allowed political power.

    • RoFaWh

      It has to be some kind of deflection strategy to keep their own minds off just what a bad position they hold in life.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Maybe you’re just not his type. He’s feeling up a guy in this video from last night. Look starting at 3:25.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OntXKaZa2i0

    • Bryan

      Touched by the hand of god, no doubt.

    • Sam_Handwich

      i skipped ahead right to the cavity search

    • DN

      One guy’s shirt says, “recriminalize sodomy,” so everyone needs to drop the pretense that these guys are just soul solicitors and don’t want to change actual laws in the U.S.

      • Chucktech

        What that christian dipshit doesn’t know is that any sexual activity other than heterosexual missionary position is sodomy.

      • j.martindale

        The problem is that homosexuals make them uncomfortable. That is a real pity, isn’t it?

        • Chucktech

          That’s cuz deep down in their blessed ho-werts is a little homo lust goin’ own thar…

        • bambinoitaliano

          It’s all projection. They wish they are as comfortable and embracing of their own genitals and bodies the way many of us do. All start with accepting what you are. Clearly their minds and bodies are waging war against each other.

    • DN

      I just got to the end of the vid – it’s worth watching all the bullshit just to see this loser feeling up some guy at the end.

      In theory, I’d guess he’s frisking him (spiritually?). But it sure as hell looks like a repressed homosexual feeling up a guy in the only way he can without going to hell.

    • Goodboy

      I’ll never understand why people even engage with these nuts. You can’t communicate with crazy.

    • Strepsi

      Yalma, watching that video for us is truly doing the Lord’s work.

    • gothambear

      wow that was better than a TSA feel up – he is a seriously repressed homo. those were some roaming hands…thanks for sharing that.

      • kareemachan

        Why does that one guy have gloves on? That is one WEIRD outfit.

        ETA: Still watching. A lot of them do. Are they hoping to beating somebody up?

        • clay

          He doesn’t understand that he can catch the AIDS from the air.

          πŸ˜‰

    • clay

      0:15 “You are a miserable wreck.”

      Yeah, but the other guy’s smiling and having a good time, while “shooter glasses man” seems to be, well, miserable.

      3:07 “I’m terribly happy.”

      Dude, saying that, you have to either be terrible, or gay.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Ohhhhhh, that’s just way too queer. He could barely contain his hands.

    • Andymac3

      He went full closet homo touchy feely on Mr drunk straight guy, his closet door was at breaking point.

  • DN

    After Chalottesville, I’ve seen conservatives lament that during Pride parades, they’re not allowed to counterprotest. I’ll keep this post handy for the next dozen times that happens.

  • DaddyRay

    You know they are just jellies as hell at all of the sex we have

  • another_steve

    When that lot die and go to their eternal reward, they’ll be with Antonin Scalia, Phyllis Schlafly and Jerry Falwell Sr.

    Now won’t that be special?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c4d601c7cb665ded031bc0bbb4ab9bbaf80dfb22ea1f08cbdb0e97ef6487615.jpg

    • David Walker

      This is Hal Holbrook from decades ago. I was searching for his heaven/hell quote, and found it on this bit about turning 70. I highly recommend the whole thing, but I’ve cued it to a pertinent part. For your brunching enjoyment:
      https://youtu.be/7ALf8iLRC9k?t=6m56s

      • another_steve

        “These two indefinable freaks.”

        Lol. That was great, David. Thanks.

        Holbrook was brilliant in many things, but he really shone as Mark Twain.

      • thatotherjean

        “Heaven for climate, and Hell for society.”

        Hal Holbrook was incredible as Mark Twain! I saw him back in the late 60’s, and that’s a quote I have never forgotten.

        edited to add–and he’s still alive–age 92–and still performing as Mark Twain. I had no idea.

        • David Walker

          I saw an interview with him some years ago that in the beginning he had to use makeup to make him look older; now he has to use makeup to make him look younger.

  • Christopher
  • GayOldLady
    • bambinoitaliano

      Look! It’s a bear! It’s a hunk! It’s Joe Jarvis.

    • unsavedheathen

      NO CAPES!

      • MountainBoy

        Love me some Edna

  • margaretpoa

    So, are you guys planning a Spring wedding?

  • Jack Murray

    Joe is my hero!

  • Lakeview Bob

    Repressed homosexuals is the best description and explains everything about their hate.

    • bzrd

      the closet gets mighty stuffy and cramped after so many years

    • bambinoitaliano

      Always leads to sex. Something about being born unwanted in an abusive household.

  • Mom

    White Jesus?

    • PickyPecker
      • kareemachan

        HEY, is he groping the girl on the left? And where is his *other* hand?

    • bzrd

      yeah, thinking about white jebus who may be a nazi but black jesus loves everyone

    • bambinoitaliano

      Yes. The Middle East one was bar to enter the country. Even the Mexican Jesus was detained by ICE.

    • Andymac3

      Yes, White Jesus, he’s the second cousin of White Santa. Any kid that isn’t white enough has to follow Allah and gets a visit from the Babadook at Xmas.

  • Ken M

    “And put a knife to your throat, if thou be a man given to appetite” Proverbs 23:2 Guess the dude in front missed the “eating/gluttony” rule.

  • Ellipse Kirk

    It’s shore nuff amazing how torqued up some folks get about things that have zero effect on them, ain’t it? Bless his coal black empty heart.

    • RoFaWh

      He’s probably a grifter. That’s all.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Christian love in full display.

  • Jacob

    Yes!!

  • bkmn

    The US would be a better place without a blanket tax-exemption for religions

    • RoFaWh

      It would also be a better place if hate speech were illegal.

      I can hear the lovers of the Constitution making oh-noes noises now, but I live in a country with hate speech laws and they aren’t what you think.

      In fact, Canada’s hate speech laws are rarely invoked. The situation may be that by making it clear that there are limits on “legitimate speech”, the haters figure out they’d better shut up or they may be facing jail.

      Or perhaps it’s just that Canada isn’t the right soil for the toxic weed of hate speech to grow in?

  • SoCalGal20

    Thanks for the post about this, Joe. LOL

  • JCC

    Maybe you should have offered him five dollars and get back two in change?

    • bambinoitaliano

      But he only got the $3 bill.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • JWC

      If you go down to the woods today you had better go in disquise..

      • bambinoitaliano

        That guy is an idiot to turn Joe down! I would beat my chest and challenge Joe. Oh Yeah! Let’s go bro! πŸ˜›

        • Strepsi

          Haha, I don’t think anyone on here would turn Joe down. It almost worked this time, bambino: next time we need better preacher costumes and bigger signs! ;))

          • bambinoitaliano

            I’m sure that idiot is regretting he did not take up the offer and is now fabbing to that image of possibility in his mother’s basement.

          • clay

            I think I’d need about three weeks of stretching exercises, first.

          • Strepsi

            stretching what?

    • DaddyRay

      Bow-chica-bow-bow

      • Del Sam

        Brown chicken, brown cow….

    • Strepsi

      Is it weird I want to see Baloo fucking Bagheera?

    • Steverino

      That’s em-bear-ass-ing!

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Thing is, when you choose to dance with a bear, you’re not done till the bear is done. Know your limits.

  • Kevin Perez

    Protest signs must be expensive. Those are the same signs that I’ve been seeing since before Katrina.

    • Steve Teeter

      Maybe there’s a local shop that rents them. That’s why they’re always the same.

  • Ben in Oakland

    All about sex. Not about racism, lack of jobs and meaningful employment.

  • shellback

    How fucking pointless. Why don’t they say “You must love roller coasters,” or “You must love cats more than dogs?” Who gives a crap what they think others should believe?

    • Canadian Observer

      You had me until you said “You must love cats more than dogs” – that one is so self-evident that it undercuts your argument. Now go change kitty’s litter box!

      • shellback

        I’ve cleaned two litter boxes this morning already.
        Also, too, I am NOT a fan of dogs. The statement was to show … well, you get the idea.

        • Canadian Observer

          *grin* okay, now that you have the kitty litter, let’s go throw handfuls of it into the gears of the big anti-gay hate machine. Remember, reuse, recycle and repurpose!

  • djcoastermark
  • RidingTheLine

    I see how they all “cured” themselves of their “devil homosexuality,” they all got enormously fat and undatable. There’s no better way to “stop” temptation than to no longer be tempting. Bravo. Next time they should go protest Marie Calendar’s and order double helpings of cheesecake.

    • bambinoitaliano

      It’s not their physicality that is repulsive. It’s that aura of self hatred that is shrouding them.

      • RidingTheLine

        True. I have to confess that if a guy had cute enough eyes or smile an extra pound or three on his midsection would not turn me off. But you can get closer to heaven with Bel Ami’s “Scandal in the Vatican” series than with that crowd of hypocrites and haters.

        • Reality.Bites

          My friend is a real chubby chaser. You don’t catch his eye under 250 – more if you’re tall.

          • RidingTheLine

            Again, for me, it’s the confident smile and eyes of a guy that get to me. I can like any guy who first likes himself and has a sense of humor about life itself. I can be compassionate of the self-haters, but I could never date one.

  • jimbo65

    These people that say being gay is a choice, slay me. Dan Savage had the perfect response,

    “If being gay is a choice, prove it. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that’s done, Ben, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.”

    Very sincerely yours,

    Dan Savage
    http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2015/03/04/21827375/republican-idiot-being-gay-is-a-choice-and-prison-proves-it

    • kareemachan

      I heart Dan.

    • Westcoast88

      If being gay was a choice then there would be no need for conversion therapy.

  • Gustav2

    Gee, I think you can do better than Ruben.

  • billbear1961
  • RNegron

    I would not fuck him with Ann Coulter’s dick.

  • JoeMyGod
  • billbear1961
    • Rob NYNY

      Uncut Jesus? What ever happened to the Feast of the Holy Circumcision?

  • DoctorDJ

    Good times in NOLA!

  • SoCalGal20

    I’m praying for this approval number to get even lower (and for Mueller to put together an airtight impeachment case).

    https://twitter.com/pollreport/status/904345990462918659

    • Gustav2

      The Teavangelicals will never admit they were wrong.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      How is his approval that high?

      Anyway, still trying to stay away from politics. Just washed the Benz, heading to Marin for a pool party.

      I’ll have a cocktail for all of you since I’m not doing the driving.

  • Jerry Kott

    and they always seem to over look the passages that address Gluttony as a sin?

    • RoFaWh

      They’re all “big-boned” and eat only the tiniest amounts of food.

      • Jerry Kott

        Corn feed? The don’t eat, they graze.

  • j.martindale
  • billbear1961
  • kareemachan

    Who thinks at least one of these guys picked up a hooker before the end of the night?

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Sounds like they could have had Joe.

    • clay

      No, that’s why (one of the many reasons) they travel in packs– to “protect” themselves from temptation.

      I saw them leaving NOLA after Decadence a few years ago– they treated the cleaning staff at the airport like trash– they’re a bunch of racist, sexist, failures.

      • RoFaWh

        Judith Martin, writing as Miss Manners, refers more than once to “the dignity of labor” and discusses the sheer tackiness of treating workers such as cleaning staff like they are slaves.

        Good manners dictates that no matter how low on the totem pole the other person is, you still treat them politely in a dignified manner. Learning to say “thank you” is the first step in becoming a better human being.

  • Steven B

    Way O/T but this is potentially major news.
    Seth Abramson’s Twitter analysis that there’s evidence of collusion/obstruction on the part of Pence. And the same evidence implicates Ivanka, Sessions and Rosenstein.

    https://twitter.com/sethabramson/status/904349010336600064

  • Lawerence Collins

    There is nothing Christ like about these anti Christ thugs

    • RJ Bone

      Christ? Likely not. But they ARE oh so very christian.

  • gazonnie

    Wow, if that’s all it took to get that offer, Joe, I’d have been screaming these things at you for years!

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      So here’s my plan. I’ll get decked out in Ruben Israel drag and follow Joe around with a megaphone until he makes his 10 minute offer.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Typical night at decadence, I see. πŸ™‚

  • anne marie in philly

    my, they look like a group of nice xstain men – NOT! they are probably into BDSM on the side & have a DL encounter 2x/week.

    • MBear

      Oh gurl – they probably talk a hawt BDSM scene but cry like nazis when the restraints come out

      • jsmukg

        This.

  • BearEyes

    that’s more time than I would give him.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Wait. They go to the bars?

    Isn’t that an attempt at inciting a riot?

    • clay

      Have you been to the west end of Bourbon street? Inciting a riot (and avoiding the bigger crowds of actual homosexuals) is their hope and dream.

      • Karl Dubhe

        I’ve only been to the western USA, and these days I very much doubt I’d be let back in if stopped at customs. πŸ™‚

  • Andymac3

    At first glance I thought it was a bearfest picture, they all look like old boyfriends, too many clothes obviously.

    • David

      It does look like a bear-fest

      • Andymac3

        They have wandered too far from the hot tub, must round them up and get them back before they dry out.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Fred Phelps seems to have packed on a few pounds after being converted to a zombie.

    • MBear

      So many christain brains to eat

      • Karl Dubhe

        I’d have thought that would be a starvation diet. πŸ™‚

        • MBear

          Just because they have brains doesnt mean they use them.

          At least with christains, you can remove their brains and they are just as valuable to society. (Read: not) lol

  • clay

    “Last night we came across vile hate preacher Ruben Israel”

    video or it didn’t happen.

    Oh, you only offered to come across him.

    • Bryan

      Cum on me if you want to liiiive!!!!

  • Andymac3

    I really want to see these guys browser histories, me thinks they have sinned numerous times with pornhub et al.

    • David

      And especially on the “dark web”.

  • David

    The guy on the far right (black t-shirt) is a serious bottom. He’s the guy you always see in gay porn flicks getting his ass pounded in a leather fuck-swing.

    • Andymac3

      I smell J-lube.

    • David

      The guy to his left (greet shirt), lives in his Mother’s basement, jerks-off 30 times a day and has had several restraining orders taken out against him.

  • ralphb

    Only ten minutes? Really Joe, I’m shocked.
    But good on you for taking those jerks on.

  • David

    So how many of these guys are on the Sex Offender Registry?

    • RJ Bone

      How many tried and failed?

  • fuow

    Good for you, Joe!
    Ballsy and good!

  • Stogiebear

    “…offered to fuck the shit out of him if he’d just give me ten minutes. He did not like this at all.”

    Oh, Joe. He’s seen the pics of that fat whanger you’re swinging. He wasn’t going to settle for less than a half hour.

  • Blobby

    I’d have given you 10 minutes. 15 if you insisted!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    I haz queschun.

    Shirt on right:

    REPENT DRUNKEN CATHOLIC(?) PERVERTS

    People have been trying to tell the filthy RW Papists for years that these new bedfellows of theirs are in fact their oldest enemies. But will they listen? No.

    • grada3784

      It’s like Orcs in The Lord of the Rings. No matter how much they hate each other, they hate us more.

      • MaryJOGrady

        Plus women. They really, really hate women.

        • grada3784

          It’s more complicated than that.

          Biblically, men are the image of God. Biblically, women are only images of an image. And you know how things degrade the more copies you make.

  • StuckNtexas

    So is that why they’re all fat? Not fat but pregnant? Taking this whole rebirth thing too literally. Geez, and they want to condemn some in our community for fist fu**ing!

  • Piet

    Thank you, Joe! Perfect approach.

  • stevenj

    Where were they heading? To the Waffle House?

  • Bluto
  • supasugacrisp

    <<<<<My avatar says it all…….

  • JoyZeeBoy

    Their signs are so gaudy they look like a human pinball machine.

  • pgarayt

    They certainly look like they eat a lot of something.

  • Jmdintpa

    brothers lay hands upon me and heal me from the gay demon, oh yeah, lay that hand on me right there. and there, oh and yea right there. lawd ham mercy

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Buzz kill. And what kind of Christian preacher name is Ruben Israel?

    • RoFaWh

      It’s a fake name intended to sound “Jooish.”

      Goes very well with the fake news that the haters love so much.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        I learn something new every time I read JMG comments. πŸ™‚

  • Talisman

    Thanks for offering to take…er, give…one for the team.

  • 3-Star

    I wish NOLA would ban megaphones/bullhorns on Bourbon street. Case in point: I witnessed an argument between a religious person and a gay person both using megaphones. It was unproductive, loud and obviously annoying. People are there to party and not hear this unsolicited crap.

  • MDixon34

    The ever so handsome Parker Young:
    https://instagram.com/p/BWLYNFBgyyZ/

  • echoman2000

    Thank you, Joe. My husband and I are impressed by how hard you’re working. We hope to give you some money soon. It won’t be much as we’re old queens on disability (Ms. AIDS) but much rather give to you than ACLU. I’ve given as much as I can to Planned Parenthood. And neither of us will give a dime to Red Cross or Salvation Army for obvious reasons. Please know how much your work means to us. I’d say you’re right up there with Rachel Maddow for where we go to get our daily news. Gracias, brotherman.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/89940338f764ff36fc62ed442f967c6aed8d2cddad418802ee07ae180125696b.jpg

    • Gianni

      I like that sign!

  • BobSF_94117

    offered to fuck the shit out of him if he’d just give me ten minutes. He did not like this at all.

    Ten minutes? Maybe he wanted candles and dinner first?

  • Boss Dave

    The big guy in the hat and black t-shirt looked all butthurt when I got a beer waved it under his nose and gave it to a gay counterprotester.

    I got a great hug, too.

  • infmom

    It’d take him more than 10 minutes to get his girdle off.

  • itsnwman

    YOU GO GURL! Love, Love, Love your attitude. It was probably the first time he needed to say “NO” because his beards were right there, playing the religious fund raising game.

  • kaydenpat

    Lol!!! Joe, you are hilarious. You sure know how to pluck Bigot nerves.

  • trouble94114

    Hmmn, I don’t usually go into bars at my advanced age, but I’d even pay a cover charge to see that.

  • sfmike64

    I was there last night and they all looked like they just wanted to go to the Rawhide and suck as many cock as they could. Poor repressed messes.

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Here we have a gathering of extreme self denialists, who have somewhat haphazardly, bent religion, spirituality, and personal beliefs into a mass weapon of war…
    I saw this coming many, many, many years ago, when HATE Evangelists around the world began exacting a forceful and violent influence on the weekly Sunday morning sermons.
    There was a time when, all of humanity, together, appreciated diversity as being part of the humanity we all understood as a shared responsibility.
    Now just a constant othering, with the retro added risk of harm to ones own self and well being if not seen as following the party othering the next one in line.
    Life was good but now…anything can happen.
    All over again.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    I am not above fucking the shit out of a hot bear, God knows, but thus one? Not even Satan himself would fuck this one.

  • Wayne

    Wait. “Pointed to the closest bar & offered to fuck the shit out of him…”?? I know it’s called Southern Decadence, but are people now balling in bars?

    • MaryJOGrady

      I have seen some amazing footage of activities out on Bourbon Street.

  • JCF

    “his band of repressed homosexuals”

    Ding-ding-ding-ding!