Last Night I Met Infamous Hate Preacher Ruben Israel

Last night we came across vile hate preacher Ruben Israel and his band of repressed homosexuals as they screamed their usual abuse at passersby on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

I’d had a few adult beverages so I rolled up on Israel, pointed to the closest bar, and offered to fuck the shit out of him if he’d just give me ten minutes. He did not like this at all.

His fellow hater with the megaphone starting shouting that we all deserve to die of AIDS, that we all disgust White Jesus, and other messages of Christian Love.

Anyway. So that happened.