MICHIGAN: Kid Rock Responds To Claim Of Campaign Finance Violation By Telling Press “Go Fuck Yourselves”

He’ll be cheered on Breitbart for this:

Kid Rock is blasting reports that he could be in violation of campaign finance laws ahead of a possible Michigan Senate bid, telling the “misinformed press” to “go f–k yourselves.”

“I am starting to see reports from the misinformed press and the fake news on how I am in violation of breaking campaign law,” the “All Summer Long” singer, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, wrote in an announcement on his website on Friday.

“#1 I have still not announced my candidacy,” Rock, who’s teased a potential GOP challenge to Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-Mich.), wrote. “#2 See #1 and go f–k yourselves,” he added.

Apparently it’s illegal to sell campaign merchandise before formally filing to be a candidate.

  • Adam Stevens

    Somehow, in 2017 America, he just seems over-qualified for the Senate.

    • Tomcat

      Yeah, he sounds more like presidential material.

      • bambinoitaliano

        At least Minster of Energy if not Education.

        • agcons

          I’m totally voting for him because he tells it like it is.

          • don

            I’d have a beer with him

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          DEA

      • Thorn Spike

        Dick Cheney presidential.

  • shellback

    #1 Who the fuck are you?
    #2 Go the fuck away.
    #3 See #1

    • teeveedub

      “See #1” – isn’t that tRump’s fetish?

    • David L. Caster

      Oh, don’t you know? He’s the guy that just invited the most intense press scrutiny available.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Tell it to the judge, douchebag, tell it to the judge.

    • Daveed_WOW

      That’s what I say. The Donald can’t protect you from breaking campaign laws.

  • PickyPecker
    • danolgb

      Yet “evangelical christians” will overlook it and flock to him. I’m amazed at how the exposure of the evangelical hypocrisy in the Trump era has been met with a collective shrug.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Hypocrites are not known to be very concerned with consistency.

      • William of Glynn

        Yep, evangelicals abhor hypocrisy, except when they don’t.

        • Hal Witherspoon

          Actually,it’s part of the practice of their religion.They think that the hypocrite is moral in his heart.

      • Daveed_WOW

        They’ll love him for his hate. Should be breeze.

      • Jeffg166

        He’s a flawed vessel as well.

        • David L. Caster

          AKA crackpot.

      • don

        They came out in droves for the pussy-grabber….’Christian Morality’…haw.

  • safari

    Another GOP values member

    • Hank

      I wonder if Newt supports HIS “family values”???

  • pch1013

    Michigan: It’s the new Florida.

    • SoCalGal20

      A lot of MI people go to FL as snowbirds and then retire there.

  • Jerry Kott

    atta boy!

  • AtticusP

    “Go fuck yourselves!”

    That will look great on his campaign bumper stickers and yard signs.

    At least his supporters will love it.

    • David Walker

      He was just showing off his bona fides. You can put them away now, Robert.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      There are lots of people here in MI who would order those for themselves and others.

      In Michigan, being a badass idiot is an aspiration. Being an educated, community-minded citizen is not.

      I don’t know when the switch flipped, but many parts if this state have gone feral and mean. I’m close to cashing out before the economy totally crashes here.

      • Falconlights

        I cashed out over thirty years ago. Part of me hoped that I might proven wrong in my view of the state, but, sadly, Michigan seems to be getting worse and worse with each passing year. I’d like to say that I could see things improving, but I don’t, which is why I will not move back to Michigan.
        I look at people like Kid Rock and realize that this is the logical result of decades of dumbing-down the population. They have a good candidate in the Muslim gentleman, but you know, “the Mooooslims are gonna impose shari’a law on Michigan, so let’s vote for an idiot whose campaign slogan will likely be ‘Fuck You’ “. The fact that both Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are from Michigan says a lot about the state, and none of it is good, so far as I can see.

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          Like a lot of states, we’ve moved into place where urban areas — with some exceptions — are oases of tolerance, education, culture, and thriving economies.

          The suburbs aren’t quite as diverse and accepting.

          The rural areas are redneck hellzones.

    • Diogenes Onionpants

      When Republicans say things like that, it’s a sign of their bold, assertive manliness–Dick Cheney actually went on the circuit of “news”-talk shows accepting praise for telling a congressman to go fuck himself, in front of a group of schoolchildren.

      Of course, if a Democrat had said it, it would just be a sign of moral degeneracy and time to whip out the smelling-salts.

      • Falconlights

        Wow. Just when I think that the Rethuglicans can’t sink any lower, they do. What a bunch! Always exceeding my low expectations for them.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Remember that song I stole from Lynard Skynard…yeah go fuck yourself.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Did a raccoon ransack the garbage pail? Cause I heard the trash bin made a noise.

  • Tomcat

    Hell it worked for trump so he is trying it too.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Baby Trump wants to represent Michigan.

  • jpinphx

    Does he even have a high school diploma?

    • Natty Enquirer

      I doubt it. He ran away from home at age 15 to become a drug dealer.

      • jpinphx

        oh yeah… I forgot about that..

      • Todd20036

        Looks like he tested the merchandise more than once, too

  • MBear

    oh murrikkka – just when you think it can’t get any worse, you show us how lower it can go! Kudos!

  • boobert

    This is the result of a moron being elected for president. The bar has been lowered.

    • Max_1

      The bar has been lowered so low (how low has it been lowered)…
      … It’s been lowered so low, it was discovered in a coal mine in China.

      • Jefe5084

        yeah!! Charles Manson for president!!!!!!

        /s

    • I don’t think Trump is stupid. He would not be President if he was a moron. Part of his success is being in the right place at the right time of course, and having excellent criminal skills — but he is not stupid. Being born very rich helped of course! I think his Republican and Democratic political rivals, and President Obama did underestimate him to a certain extent, which resulted in his election. So did Hillary and her strategists. He is certainly not conventionally brilliant, nor is he a great thinker but he is not stupid. He is an excellent demagogue. Neither was Hitler, Al Capone, Stalin, Mao, or Huey Long for that matter – they were smart at what they did also to gain and hold power.

      • David L. Caster

        Good observation.

        Trump is socially moronic, even infantile, but he is a clever crook and conman. The poisoned atmosphere of the 2016 general election plus social media manipulation tipped a closely divided nation into political chaos. Right-wing media, egged on by the GOP over the most recent 8 years, and a complacent and generally uninterested electorate set the stage for Trump to be elected.

        • FAEN

          The poison started the day Obama won. The GOP decided they were going to obstruct anything and everything. And then they got into bed with the teabaggers and here we are.

          • Ninja0980

            They perfected what happened during the 90’s Republican Revolution and made it worse.

          • don

            I think it was the Southern Strategy that really got the ball rolling…

      • Ross

        I worked for Trump for two years.

        He IS stupid.

        Had he not inherited money he would never have gotten anywhere.

        Also, he did not become President because he was smart, and underestimated by people.

        He is in the Oval Office because the election was likely hacked by Russia. AND a terrible media. AND Bernie. AND Comey. AND decades of lies about Hillary by the GOP.

        • David L. Caster

          The influences you mentioned played a big part. OTOH, there is plenty of blame to go around.

        • Lawerence Collins

          Bernie Sanders didn’t get toxic 🍊💩, elected. Try using facts. Billary blamed everyone but herself for the loss.

          • Carl

            Lawerence, you copied and pasted Putin bots for a year and here we are. Grow up.

          • Robincho

            It can’t even spell its own first name…

          • Lawerence Collins

            That my error bothers you enough to post about it. Big Fcuking deal.
            Cheers..

          • Lawerence Collins

            What’re you talking about. I only posted verifiable facts. I’m grown and fully awake and aware.
            I never wanted toxic 🍊💩. To be President.
            You really need to educate yourself. Look up FDR and what he said about the New Deal. A letter he wrote to the Democratic establishment way back the.

          • Carl

            Yes yes, you’ve heard of the New Deal and skimmed Wikipedia. We’re all very happy for you. Now have fun playing with your emojis.

          • Lawerence Collins

            How typical of you. I watch actual progressive news. Do you even know about, the letter I’m speaking of. By FDR?
            Attack me all you want.
            It only goes to prove your ignorance.

          • FAEN

            Except she has blamed herself for the loss plus 30% of Bernie supporters voted for Trump I assume out of spite. You don’t think that made a difference?

          • Lawerence Collins

            Nope! Billary couldn’t convince 12% of Bernie supporters, to vote for her. That number voted for Toxic 🍊💩.
            While 25% of Billary voters, switched and voted for McCain.

          • Carl

            This Billary crap is doing nothing to dissuade anyone from the notion that the Cult of Bernie’s issue with her was just low-key sexism looking for any proxy argument it could get its hands on.

          • Lawerence Collins

            The Billary moniker is mine alone. They’re both so alike it’s just sad. Plus, Bills the one that started the erosion of FDR’s New Deal.
            “Low key sexism?!?” For Fcuks sake educate yourself. Bernie Sanders is The furthest thing from sexist.
            You must have zero memory of the 08. Election cycle. Everyone piled on Clinton and how out of touch she was. How it was wrong to put another Clinton in the White House.
            Then there’s Clintons attack on Obama. She called him all the same things, she called Bernie Sanders.
            Her camp even called Obama supporters. Obama boys.

          • FAEN

            Bernie voters are just as petty as Cheeto if they chose to vote against Hillary. Petty, moronic and myopic.

          • Lawerence Collins

            Why did twice as many Billary voters vote McCain??
            When did it become the voters fault and not the politicians??
            I forget, these establishment Democrats will do or say anything to stay in power.
            I hope your kind wake up sooner rather then later.
            I can’t be too angry. 18 months ago. I was still a big Clinton supporter.

          • FAEN

            What does McCain have to do with this?

          • FAEN

            Nope what exactly? That she hasn’t blamed herself and taken responsibility or that Bernie voters didn’t vote for the man who is diametrically the opposite of their leader because she wasn’t pure enough?

          • Lawerence Collins

            She and her Husband Bill are both so politically alike and politically bankrupt.
            The only people bitching about purity test. Are those that could never pass one!
            Look up a letter that FDR wrote to his party. One in which he lets his party have it. Chiding them for going against his new choice for VP running mate. A letter in which he says he’ll refuse to run again. If they didn’t like his pick or the direction the country was going. Luckily he never had to mail the letter.
            Why are you so set against this country succeeding?

          • FAEN

            I’m not bitching about a purity test at all. It came down to Hillary or Cheeto. If Bernie voters thought a protest vote was the way to go because she was too whatever for them it is they who have issues with purity. I’m mature enough to know that there is no such thing as a pure pol. They’re ALL dirty, even Bernie. I’m also mature enough to be pragmatic. I’d rather have ‘crooked’ Hillary who is by no means perfect but shares the same core values as I do as opposed to Trump who….well you know what kind of person he is.

            And please in the future do not accuse me of not wanting this country to succeed because I do and I always have.

          • FAEN

            I’m curious-why do you refer to her as Billary?

          • Ross

            Yes, dear.

          • She got 3 million more votes than Trump – hardly a loss in one aspect of the campaign.

          • DisqusD37

            Stealing 🍊💩.

        • FAEN

          He paid you what you were owed I hope.

          • Ross

            He fired me twice.

            Stiffed me twice.

            But I cost him $5 million. One of my proudest acts.

          • FAEN

            Now I’m quite turned on 😈.

          • DonnaLee

            I enjoyed hearing your story about that.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            Your story needs to be pinned someplace on JMG to enshrine its epic beauty.

            It’s that good.

        • DonnaLee

          Do you think he’s mentally ill in some way? From what I’ve seen of old interviews, he speaks like a different person now.

        • NMNative

          Ross, if I wasn’t married…….

        • johnsmart

          This is correct. 100% correct.

      • CottonBlimp

        I don’t think Trump is stupid. He would not be President if he was a moron.

        Are the smartest boys in the high school the ones that win Prom King?

        Trump won a popularity contest voted on by idiots, and I use the word “won” quite wrongly. Nobody underestimated him; I don’t think any of us expected him to be *this* incompetent after taking office. What happened was, we overestimated the intelligence and decency of Americans, particularly Republicans, who we stupidly believed when they said they didn’t support this human garbage.

        Trump’s stupidity is his biggest asset, and it was the same with Hitler. Smart people don’t just say and do anything it takes to get power, smart people think long-term. The smarter Republican candidates knew not to outright promise ridiculous shit like coal jobs coming back and a giant border wall, because those are the kind of talking points that hang over an entire administration; Trump didn’t have a single clue just how big a mess this big wall would be to build. It’s going to take tons of money, and it’s going to require severely fucking all the states along the border, including aggressively kicking Republican voters off their own property. But because the smarter Republicans weren’t willing to lie *so* ridiculously, it made Trump stand out from the crowd.

        • Will the terrible disaster in Texas and the threat of more hurricane – thwart Trump and the money that he wants to pull from other departments in order to build his wall.? I say, not the first, let him get a GoFundMe and have those who want to build his wall – build it. It won’t be built even if they want it – far too expensive, far too difficult

          • Jonty Coppersmith

            GOP has been planning to take a billion dollars from FEMA to put toward the wall. That billion dollars is almost half of what FEMA has on hand now. Hopefully that plan will be thwarted because it will take many billions to take care of all those affected by Harvey.

      • JWC

        I suppose as Einstein said (roughly) if education was limited to one ability to climb a tree the fish would appear stupid

    • FAEN

      Absofuckinglutely!

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      The bar is laying on the ground now.

      • doninkansas

        The bar has been thrown on the bonfire consuming all the things that once made America great. Sic transit gloria mundi.

    • Willys41

      The bar is laying on the ground. Any slob can clear it.

      • NMNative

        The bars so low they have to crawl under it, which, seems appropriate for them.

    • don

      Been a long downhill slide, Clinton and Obama were 2 speed bumps but never fear…we’ll reach Terminal Stupid

    • Diogenes Onionpants

      He’s definitely learned his lessons from the master moron: when caught violating the law, blame those who point it out (“fake news”) and lie.

      The fact that he claims that he couldn’t have violated campaign law since he hasn’t declared yet is priceless–the law governs what you can do before you declare.

      Cunning is the intelligence of the stupid.

  • j.martindale

    Laws are for Democrats and little people.

    • Tomcat

      Midget laws, interesting.

    • Vista-Cruiser

      Yes. As always, IOKIYAR.

  • Tomcat

    (Apparently it’s illegal to sell campaign merchandise before formally filing to be a candidate.) Has trump formally filed for 2020 yet? He is selling hats.

    • HKDaniel

      He filed less than a month into his term. That’s why all of his road trips are ‘campaign’ events and he can control who gets in. He wouldn’t want to see the real people, they wouldn’t be nice to him.

      • Tomcat

        The media should be showing polls comparing him to generic candidates. Bet he would lose.

      • pch1013

        He filed *on Inauguration Day*.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Is the drumpf campaign selling the hats, or is Drumpf himself (or one of his companies) selling them?
      Not that it makes any difference — either way, he’s pocketing all the $$.

  • another_steve

    I don’t know from him.

    He sings or something?

    • PickyPecker

      Kid Rock is the human version of an above-ground pool.

      • Tomcat

        Oh a cesspool.

    • safari

      He was a rich kid that got involved with drugs and became a singer.

      • another_steve

        Poo on him.

        May he get a hernia.

        • Cattleya1

          My mother used to (still does) wish massive hemorrhoids on people like him!

          • another_steve

            Yes. Absolutely.

            With respect to Jews wishing hernias as opposed to hemorrhoids on their enemies, I think the deciding factor is what country your mother’s mother was from.

    • Tomcat

      We will, we will, rock him.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        Now, Freddie sings.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Something like that. An incest cousin of Ted Nugent.

    • Todd20036

      He had a fun (in an immature way) album back in the early 90s. He wasn’t exactly deep art, but he sang about being friends with poorer folks including prostitutes and drug dealers.

      And then he turns around and becomes affiliated with the party of Nazis.

      So basically, he’s a white trash hypocrite. He’s disposable.

    • Cattleya1

      Badly…

  • This is OT, but have you ever tried to lose 5 and it takes longer than you want? I want Trump’s Gallup approval to go below 30% (It is at 34% at a record low) so the Republicans will crap in their pants and start thinking about seriously about impeaching the bastard, but it is stubborn — why can’t we lose the extra 5 points!!!!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f2b544997a82cf8eaeed8861b4e4f4ce91911e2c64eee4e659b2386a07c9d61.jpg

    • Daveed_WOW

      Cut Medicare before end of business today. That’ll do it.

    • Natty Enquirer

      John Kelly. He’s keeping Trump from veering too far into the stupid range.

      • David L. Caster

        I hesitate to hope that Kelly takes the hike though.

        • Uncle Mark

          Yeah, but Kelly is basically Trump’s jailer/warden. Twitler is not used to having to answer to anyone, let alone take orders. The resentment will swell, and President Man-Baby will have to blow off steam or explode. We’ve already seen his horrible undoing of his previous speech over Charlottesville. He’s a spoiled brat…unaccustomed to taking orders from anyone else.

          Let’s not forget there’s the budget to deal coming up this fall that Cheetolini swore he would shutdown the gov’t over, if he doesn’t get funding for his wall. (A group of House Republicans already said they will not approve funding for the wall.). This coupled with trying to help and get money for Texas will hurt him greatly. As the Russian investigation continues, the shitgibbon lashes out in cruel language, policy, and distraction.

          He’ll find a way to sink his polls even more this autumn.

          • David L. Caster

            I hope he does sink those polls. So far he has not managed to put in a bottom for his approval rating. I hope he takes the GOP with him.

            Do recall that just 8 years ago a Democratic supermajority controlled congress. Obama blew that by essentially saying nothing and allowing the GOP and its mouthpieces to control the debate. Once he won, he stepped out of the limelight and naively assumed that “if [he] got the policies right, everything would take care of itself”. That course of action was disastrous and contributed in no small measure to the current state of affairs. He was a good president but in the final analysis, too trusting of the system and much too willing to lean rightward trying to court the GOP which from day one declared their contempt for him. Now his legacy is being systematically dismantled simply because he would not push back against the constant stream of lies and distortions.

            Now, it is our duty to remedy that error starting in 2018.

  • I wouldn’t walk across the street to see Kid Rock if he was giving away free toilet paper. But I’d be happy to give him some .. used.

    • bambinoitaliano

      He doesn’t look like someone who uses toilet paper either.

      • Xuuths

        I that that was Ted “No Talent Hasbeen” Nugent’s schtick?

      • Nowhereman

        He reminds me of Ted Nugent. And not in a good way. they are pees in a pod.

        • Dazzer

          Very good. Took me a moment – but it was worth it.

          • Nowhereman

            It was actually a typo and I decided to leave it. It just makes more sense this way.

        • Chris H.

          They are both from Michigan too. Must be something in the water..oh yea, lead.

          • Nowhereman

            I laugh, but it’s a nervous laugh.

          • Falconlights

            That must be it. Seriously. Those two are such brain-damaged disasters it’s not funny. Of course, all the drugs they did during their “careers” probably didn’t help, either.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Ha. That reminds me of when I worked in my companies main campus, The Tower of Doom II, in this building we shared a floor with State Worker Compensation employees, all of whom arrived before us. Almost every morning one of us guys would find in the bathroom, a toilet filled with a bowl winder and not a square of toilet paper.

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        He’s an even worse liar than 45.

        He’s a rich suburban kid who thought he didn’t get enough attention growing up, so he carefully researched his intended market demographic and re-invented himself as an aggressively stupid white trash asshole. And the low-income and low-education white masses in the trailer parks and rural areas of Michigan found their messiah — someone who likes raising hell for no reason, making fun of smart people, and waving the traitor flag in a state that suffered tens of thousands of casualties during the civil war.

        We’re screwed.

  • Hank

    Sex tape
    Kid Rock and Scott Stapp, singer of the band Creed, appear in a sex tape from 1999 in which the two are seen partying and receiving oral sex.[47] California pornography company Red Light District planned to release the tape in 2006, but both Rock and Stapp filed with the California courts to sue Red Light District and stop the tape’s distribution

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Rock

    • Lazycrockett

      Drumpf voters will love it.

      • agcons

        Of course they will; Stapp is a Christian.

    • boobert

      I remember that. It’s one sex tape I never wanted to see, and I looked at a lot of them. Even a strung out Tommy Lee has more appeal.

    • Max_1

      spankbang(dot)com
      It’s there…

  • Max_1
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Oh shit, with language like that he could win that Senate seat.

  • Cackalaquiano
    • safari

      It is a whole 65 outside

      • Hank

        91 degrees in FTL!

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        Only 108 here.

        • Robincho

          Some tundra there…

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            I miss the tundra, but hubby’s employment required a change.

      • PickyPecker

        Sunny and about the same here in NW IL. Beautiful!!

      • canoebum

        There are frost advisories for the Central Adirondacks tonight. Just sayin’.

      • juanjo54

        It’s a lovely 100 in the Castro District this afternoon.

        • Jeffg166

          The low tonight in Philly is 56. I think we have your weather and you have ours.

      • Silver Badger

        It’s down to 84 in Denver. 90’s expected all weekend.

    • barrixines
      • Lazycrockett

        Well that’s just mean.

      • Dazzer

        This is why Beach Dog-Throwing isn’t allowed in the Paralympics.

      • Uncle Mark

        Does that mean that BOTH of those men are pitchers? ‘Cuz the guy on the right is obviously NOT a catcher. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

    • Halou

      Not if Chris Christie closes it again so he and his family can have the whole thing to themselves.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Make Go Fuck Yourselves Great Again !

  • Rocco Gibraltar

    Charming in a GOP manner. No tact, no class; the base will eat it up.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Good. They can use that against him in court. I can’t wait.

  • William

    White Trash with money.

    • safari

      …who came from money

    • Halou

      Very presidential.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Tomcat

      Maybe JJ Watts should be running for politics instead of Dipshit Rocks.

    • Lazycrockett

      I just hope they have the organization in place to make sure the funds go where needed.

  • Halou

    The sad and sorry state of American politics in and after the Trump era. ‘Whatever the president can do. I can do too.’ This sort of damage will at the very least take decades to repair.

    • AmeriCanadian

      If it ever can be repaired. You have a whole generation entering adulthood watching this and thinking it’s normal.

      • Judas Peckerwood

        Yeah, I suspect that the US has entered a death-spiral.

        • Dazzer

          Nope. America can survive this because America is full of great people.

          It’s like Brexit in the UK. We have to go through this Hell, but, ultimately, we’ll survive.

          • Judas Peckerwood

            I appreciate your optimism, but I don’t share it.

          • CottonBlimp

            But the great people in America have had their democratic power stolen by gerrymandering and the electoral college.

            So, I don’t have your confidence. We feel that civilization is durable, just because it’s been around our whole lives, but we simply lack the perspective to tell how fragile it all is. As fascists take hold all over the world, we may truly be seeing the end of the modern democratic experiment. Dark Ages are nothing new in history, and what’s happening in our country now is frighteningly similar to the conditions at the end of numerous empires and once-democratic nations.

          • Falconlights

            Civilization is terrifyingly fragile when you really think about it.

    • Marty Pavelka

      I was thinking the same thing. He’s using the same dog whistles at #45 and that will likely increase, unless 45 resigns or is impeached.

    • Uncle Mark

      Possibly…but it’s entirely possible that after Twitler gets unceremoniously tossed out of office and into jail, and all his crimes and misdemeanors are exposed…that any offensive, uncouth behavior like that will be considered “Trumpian” and most people will look at that as a marker that would invalidate such deplorables for politics. Of course, the South will probably support such behavior for a time.

      • AmeriCanadian

        One can hope.

    • CottonBlimp

      Trump has shown Americans a strategy for imbeciles to get elected. Turns out, as long as you have no desire to tell the truth or actually try to govern, it’s pretty damn easy. And if we don’t do something to make that strategy stop working, or to sufficiently punish the scumbags who attempt to use it, this is going to be our politics for the rest of American history, as short as it may be.

  • John Ruff

    Duh, what’s campaign finance law? Why do Americans think entertainers are role models? Pathetic. Except for Judge Judy. She’s a role model.

    • Tomcat

      She is also republican as they come.

  • Wait he hasn’t formed a campaign committee yet. What a dumb fuck. Secondly you don’t sell campaign merchandise, you give it away for a contribution thus avoiding sales tax.

    • Halou

      Want a “USA 45” hat? Only $40! Proceeds will certainly not go towards any of the many Hurricane relief charities.

  • jsmukg

    This imbecilic sewer rat is the spawn of Cariboucunt; not even Dan Quayle was ever this stupid. All totally unqualified, ignorant, loudmouthed wingnut ‘candidates’ have been legitimized by the running sore that is Mama GRISLY.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Welcome to the new world. More to follow!

  • Cuberly

    Of course it’d be illegal. It’s still a form of campaigning. If it wasn’t illegal politicos would be skirting the finance laws right and left by using this tactic.

  • Canadian Observer

    Excuse me for not paying attention, but this douche nozzle gained celebrity status for doing what?

    • Tempus Fuggit

      Oh, he’s famous for being well known. He got that way by standing on stage pretending to be socioeconomically and racially disadvantaged. That resonates with the lily-white suburban kids who borrow mommy’s Camry, lower all the windows, turn their baseball caps backward, and blast YO-YO-MUTHAFUCKA-YO-YO-YO music so that the world knows all about what cool badasses they are.

    • Friday

      He had a couple of songs years ago which were clownishly-amusing. Of course he’s gone full Republican Asshat.

    • Dazzer

      He screwed Pamela Anderson for a period of time.

      He was so good in bed and such a catch as a human being that she’s moved on to Julian Assange.

      Ummm…. and that’s about it.

    • Snarkaholic

      For being conspicuous.

  • ErikDC

    #1 is what Trump likes in Russian hotel rooms
    #2 is what what Kid Rock’s music sounds like

  • Highmoremotel
    • jmax

      Better than the ass sitting on his shoulders.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    I am in violation of breaking campaign law

    Your third-grade Language Arts teacher just threw up, Mr. Ritchie.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Lol, you make that remark like you believe he even showed up, that schools Language Arts teacher couldn’t have picked that inbred little shit stain out of a lineup.

  • Friday

    American Jackass.

  • MBear

    #1: selling merch that says “Kid Rock for Senate”?
    Umm…dude: you’re not that deep to intend that level of irony.

    #2: LOL…troll

  • Sgt Howie
  • Westcoast88

    No worries Kid. In Trump’s America corruption rules. Nothing is unethical. You’ll get away with it.

  • JWC

    Please don’t bother You services are neirther appreacited or reqiored

  • Jacob

    Welcome to your midterms. Be very fucking afraid.

    • David L. Caster

      Not afraid, concerned and take the time to actually participate in the system by keeping this variety of witless fool out of high office.

      • Jacob

        True words but gerrymandering and voter suppression/intimidation are not working for us. Look at the current crop; they didn’t get there honestly. All the gung ho in the world aint gonna help. If you’re being honest about participating you need to hit the phones and the streets.

        • Tiger Quinn

          So you first told David to be afraid, and now you’re questioning his sincerity. I think this is where you have a moment of introspection.

        • David L. Caster

          THere are still far more of us than them. We simply have to be determined to show up and vote. All of this could be mostly over in November of 2018 and completely reversed in 2020. We simply have to show up and vote. Simple as that.

  • fuzzybits

    Fake news. donnie is teaching them what to say.

  • ByronK

    He does not seem nice.

  • JCF

    Please DEAR GOD, Michigan has gotten over this SHIT(ty kind of candidate) by now???

  • Happy_Housewife

    That was just the syphilis talking…..

    • Rocco

      Lol…very nice.

  • aar9n

    One million moms is too busy watching preacher, game of thrones and Westworld to comment.

    • Snarkaholic

      And drooling over the Victoria’s Secret catalog models.

  • marshlc

    And when you get brought up on charges, please tell the judge to go fuck her/himself. Please – do it for me, I so want to see you go to jail for contempt.

  • leastyebejudged

    stop making scumbags famous

  • Hunter M

    Another graduate of the Trump University, School of Diplomacy.

  • Rocco

    Is he seeing anyone?

    • MBear

      his meth dealer

  • Jefe5084

    Even the departed deer is giving him the side eye.

  • geoffalnutt

    So Trumpian!

  • DoctorDJ

    Couldn’t give 1/16th of a tinker’s damn about this Kid Rock trailer trash.

    • StudioTodd

      I used to say the same thing about trump.

  • Ninja0980

    Republican Party’s newest hero!

  • Willys41

    Glad to see he’s setting himself up as another Trumpian fuckwit.

  • Look, we’re on an adult site so we can use curses and swear words, but this guy is a public figure – will kids get the idea it’s o.k to tell people in authority to “fuck off.”?

    • ZRAinSWVA

      If the people in authority have their wits about them, and some backbone, the kid would only try it once.

    • StudioTodd

      They don’t think that already?

  • DaveMiller135

    Since Trump’s cry of “Fake News” has come to mean, “I’m lying,” I’m not sure someone this charisma free can try to use it as he has. That is, I don’t think it’s become a cultural thing, I think it’s part of the cult of Trump’s personality. Hoping, anyway.

  • SDG

    Nice, you definatly need more, like him, in government!

  • dcurlee

    Trash

  • netxtown

    Ignorance. Arrogance. What a team!

  • DesertSun59

    That cop who arrested an on-duty ER HEAD NURSE and Kid Rock both fully and completely support the Narcissist in Chief.

    Let that sink in.

  • pgarayt

    Ya, that’s a good idea. Let’s replace the mafia government with a celebrity government. It does follow your nations culture.

    • Gianni

      Ooh, there’s a barb on the point of that.

      • pgarayt

        Sorry for the blanket condemnation. We’re all in this together, I just can’t stand celebrity worship and what it does to some peoples cognitive abilities.

        • Gianni

          You make a good point there about celebrity worship. Even as a young teen, I realized that no human being should be ‘worshiped’ like they’re a god. People then do what they’re doing with Donnie; they just ignore or brush away all the obvious personality flaws, human faults, and bad behavior so their idol can continue to shine in their own minds. It’s a very sad thing and fraught with all sorts of danger. A personality like Donnie’s then keeps striving for ever more praise by doing bigger, more glaring, and worse things.

  • easygoingmister

    I just read yesterday that healthcare premiums in Michigan are set to rise by almost 28%. I think that would be in favor of this asshole’s potential challenge to the Democratic incumbent.

  • goofy_joe

    This is the world we live in…

  • kareemachan

    Kid who?

  • Chris Bartlett

    He will run and win because America is full of raving fucking rednecks that have absolutely no clue that every time they vote with their testicles they fuck up the country even more.