Breitbart: Globalists Have Trump Under “House Arrest”

Pizzagate nutjob says so! They write:

Breitbart News Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow spoke to journalist Mike Cernovich on Breitbart News Daily this morning discussing the Trump presidency, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s influence, and the possibility of President Trump being held under “house arrest.”

“There’s some pretty explosive stuff in your report,” said Alex Marlow referencing Cernovich’s recent Trump Dispatches, “and so I just wanted to unpack some of it with you, the first place where it starts in your dispatch is that Trump is on house arrest and you cite John Bolton who people thought was under consideration for National Security Advisor, for Secretary of State who can’t even have access to the President right now and this is a pretty big departure from campaign trail Trump.”

“Exactly, so I’d heard from people that Trump is on house arrest,” replied Mike Cernovich, “I thought ‘oh c’mon, the President of the United States, that’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard’, but I kept digging into it and I kept hearing the same thing over and over again and then, of course, John Bolton wrote his column for National Review and he’s begging people to retweet it, he said ‘this is the only way the President is gonna see it,’ and I’ll say Alex, I don’t really understand, how can Trump not see who he wants to see? This is something I don’t really fully comprehend within the White House. I have talked to a lot of people, it’s a very weird situation.”

  • Tawreos

    Why are they getting our hopes up like this?

  • Blake Mason

    Trump is on house arrest… he is so “smart” he doesn’t know it and has claimed it was his idea.

  • JWC

    Hey guys Its Breitbart when have they ever told the truth

    • Todd20036

      When they said that Andrew Breitbart was dead.

      • HZ81

        False Flag!!!

  • Bad Tom

    Trump flying to Texas with his fashionista wife, then on to Phoenix to hawk his tax reform plan to people who are not Congress, is a strange house arrest.

    Just sayin’.

    • bambinoitaliano

      It’s the hugest house ever! Biggly house!. He is not allow to travel out of the the country house. Sad!

    • Blake Mason

      I was thinking that it is metaphoric, and that they don;t let him make big decisions.

      • Bad Tom

        In which case, all sensible people are for it.

    • Jeffg166

      Maybe it’s a trump impersonator traveling around the country. Any one know where
      Melissa McCarthy is at the moment?

      • John30013

        Not tall enough.

      • Hue-Man

        Alec Baldwin?

      • Hue-Man

        Did Uday and Qusay have body doubles, too, or was it only Saddam?

  • Bryan

    Creative writing is “fun!”

  • skyweaver

    I have great coups. The best coups. I have the best coup people working on this. It’s gonna be great believe me.

    • kanehau

      Obama never had a coup. Sad.

      • popebuck1

        Only a sedan. Goddamn elitist.

        • David Walker

          And he prolly made the gummint pay for that.

    • Nic Peterson

      I drink champagne out of coupes.

  • safari

    I’m surprised Louise Mensch isn’t saying he’s being held by the SCOTUS marshals.

    • Todd20036

      Have you seen some of those SCOTUS marshals?

      • JWC

        worth a “snarff”?

    • David Walker

      And just where on one’s body are the scotus marshals? It sounds dirty, but I just want to make sure.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    I’ll believe it when I see his head on a spike outside the West Wing entrance.

    • Todd20036

      Gotta admit, that would be quite the tourist attraction.
      Bigly, even

      • Uncle Mark

        Yes…America’s bigliest piñata !!

    • stevenj

      Paging Kathy Griffin.

      • David Walker

        She’s revoked her apology. Good on her.

    • Uncle Mark

      President Man-Baby would consider having his smart phone taken away from him as a coup

  • safari
    • Phaius

      LOL that’s pretty bad when Breitbart’s commenters see through your shit. Cernovich should’ve stuck to making gamers with Japanese pillow wives hard over his “alpha status” by sticking with talking about “ethics in gaming journalism.

    • Nic Peterson

      Shark. Jumped.

    • Tawreos

      Is anyone checking the sky for pigs?

      • Todd20036

        Only if I get lucky on an airplane.

        • Gregory B

          HAH!! just snorted coffee through my nose, must clean my screen but thanks for the laughs Todd20036.

    • John30013

      LOL. One of them wrote “objective reality”. For realz. Without a hint of sarcasm (or self-reflection).


        Ha, that’s what stood out for me as well. Idiots.

  • Lazycrockett

    He was in MO just yesterday, idiots.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    The CEO of Laura Ingraham’s LifeZette Won’t Stop Talking About His Employees’ ‘Boobs and Butts’

    • Friday

      These cons are basically the same idiots that had to gang up on us in junior high school to do their queerbashing. 🙂

  • fuzzybits

    Isn’t there anywhere where that leech Franklin Graham isn’t!!!

  • Gustav2

    Sending POTUS my thoughts and prayers.

  • Jmdintpa

    good maybe they “rise up” and try to defend Trump and we can wipe the floor with their ass once and for all.

  • Nic Peterson

    We should be so lucky to have Little Fingers under house arrest. Too bad Arya is still in Westeros.

  • HZ81

    A coup de tard?

    (I know, that was mean. Eat it :))

  • TheManicMechanic

    A Breitbart headline I can get behind.

    • Friday

      I know, I was so disappointed after that split-second before I recognized their typeface. 🙂

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Just because random kooks are no longer allowed to roam the halls does not mean the president is under house arrest.

  • Harveyrabbit

    If only. Sigh.

  • another_steve

    I have Jared under house arrest.

    And I’m diddling him at the moment.

  • PickyPecker
    • billbear1961

      Or Fox.

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  • AtticusP
    • JWC

      and Kathy Griffith was shunned????

      • Ginger Snap

        Not by me she wasn’t.

      • David Walker

        She has since retracted her apology following its inability to say “Nazis bad” following Charlottesville.

        • JWC

          I know and I wish here well. She was NOT wrong , poor taste maybe. I do not respect her snowflake friends , who when needed, should have supported her, in stead fleeing in feigned denial

  • fuzzybits

    So Pence tours storm damage,one church?

  • billbear1961
  • Michael R
    • worstcultever


      • Jonathan Smith

        oy gevault

      • Daveed_WOW

        The one true religion.

      • Bryan

        I’m a convert.

    • Daveed_WOW

      You can’t get a body like that in a bottle. …unless you push real hard!

    • David Walker

      Thank you thank you thank you, Michael.

  • Friday

    Aww, for a moment I thought it was good news, there. 🙂

    Maybe he should be, though, just on the basis he’s already spent more than two terms worth of taxpayer money on vacation travel, never mind the expected, and the Secret Service can’t afford it anymore.

    • billbear1961

      I know–they get our hopes up!

  • Lazycrockett
    • JWC

      and a hat saleman

      • MusicBear88

        Don’t worry if the hat falls down over your eyes, sir, you’ll find it will ride up with wear.

        • JWC

          beside if it falls down then you don’t have to see the world

    • David Walker

      I’ve been visiting (Houston Chronicle) to get information about the tragedy. People being compassionate, people helping strangers who are literally in the same boat, and this…why does it take emergencies for the best in humans to surface? What’s the difference between this and the Cajun navy? Nothing, right now. I can be inspired by people helping others. The government needs to respond, of course, but until then, it’s locals sizing up the situation and going into action. I admire these bakers and all the rest.

      • RJ Bone

        That’s why I am both happy and sad to hear the stories about people helping others because of Harvey.

        On one hand, we’re seeing that good people CAN do and on the other we’re seeing that it takes disaster to get it to happen among more than a minority’s usual actions :/

        There are so many people who need this help normally that conservatives are willing to just let die unless they get good optics. The national idea of self-reliance has to change.

    • jmax

      …and none of him, I assume, is a good person.

    • Todd20036

      On the plus side, when DC sends its president.
      Trump is NOT in DC!!
      Which DC residents LOVE!!!

  • TexasBoy

    If there were a coup it would certainly involve more than “house arrest” but don’t let truth interfere with Breitbart

  • Marides48

    Does this mean that tRump won’t be playing golf over the Labor Day weekend?
    That’s cruel & unusual punishment.

    • JWC

      considering his painful bone spurs

  • billbear1961
  • Thorn Spike

    Stopped reading at “Cernovich Sources.”

  • Halou

    If the president can’t step up he should sit down, and this president has proven that he cannot step up.
    What Breitbart calls “house arrest”, some of us call being held accountable for his actions or inaction, some people call it being measured to a high standard, and some even call it being representative of the American people and their interests instead of just his own. A president isn’t a dictator and can’t just act as he likes, especially when hundreds if not thousands of American lives are on the line as they are in Texas and Louisiana.

  • KnownDonorDad
    • Mickey Bitsko

      Jew coup? Coo coo ca chew!

  • Treant

    I still think (a repeat from yesterday) that they should do it when he’s on the toilet so history can refer to it as the “Little Deuce Coup.”

    • Brian Burleson

      Comment of the day, thus far. ♡♡

  • -M-

    I wish. 🙄

  • popebuck1

    Well, he’s never been wrong before!

  • popebuck1

    I think Bannon is defining “house arrest” as “they’re not putting my calls through.”

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • The_Wretched

    Breitbart engages in brain pollution and time wasting distraction. news at 11.

  • Natty Enquirer
  • Treant

    OT: And, right behind Irma (now with 100 MPH winds), another wave just popped up off Africa’s coast.

    • Tulle Christensen

      Well it is almost September; the busiest month for tropical systems

  • kareemachan

    Are they keeping him in the Pizzagate basement?

  • CanuckDon

    Coup coup ca choo!

  • RJ Bone

    IF ONLY THEY DID!! The fact that we have that horrible human in office and his lackeys, along with millions of religious assholes, is proof that there is no benevolent god and no global conspiracy.

  • MonochromeMouse

    You should put a [sic] next to journalist, it’s missing the sarcastic quotation marks.

  • kelven

    Pffft…. we should be so lucky…

  • Franciscan

    The “reporter” Mike Cernovich …

    • grada3784

      I think his pizza gave him heartburn again.

  • Gene Perry

    Trump under house arrest … Yippee! Now, if we could just make it an actual in-jail-type arrest!

  • paganguy

    If. Only.

  • TimJ

    Breitbart and Cernovich don’t know the half of it. Trump is actually dead already, they just keep trotting out his animatronic decomposing corpse to perpetuate the ruse.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    But… he has I has “talked to a lot of people!”

  • RoFaWh

    Poor Breitbart; after years of spewing fakes news now they can’t tell if other information is fake or real. Even when it’s obvious which it is.

  • JCF


  • Barbaralbeets

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family!!!
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it >>>http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash124TopGreen/GetPay$97/Hour……

  • M Jackson

    And tomorrow Breittard will expose the eerie consistency they’ve observed in the sun’s path across the sky the same way EVERY GODDAM DAY!