Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway: Trump’s Most Notable Personal Characteristic Is His Humility [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway was interviewed by Pat Robertson on “The 700 Club” today, where she declared that President Trump’s most notable characteristic is his humility.

Robertson kicked off the softball interview by asking Conway “what characteristic stands out in your mind” most about Trump, to which she replied that “it’s one that most of the media never associate with him, and I would say it’s humility.”

“With the gravity and responsibility of being president of the United States and commander in chief of our armed forces,” she said, “I would say that with that gravity and responsibility has come a great deal of humility.”

  • i can’t eyeroll that far, for fear of breaking something.

    someone please off this bitch.

  • DisqusD37

    How did this bytch not self-immolate?

    • kaydenpat

      Or get struck down by a lightning bolt?

      • Tawreos

        Because god isn’t real.

  • Frank Conway

    She never disappoints. What an idiot. Why didn’t she say “His fabulous head of hair?” that’s just as idiotic and just as unbelieveable

    • Tawreos

      Well we can see hair-like substance on his head, we have never seen humility from him.

    • FAEN

      They’ve yanked her off 99% of media. All she does now is CBN and the like. ABC throws her an interview more often than they should.

  • JWC

    Given that between Pat Robertson and Kelly Ann Conway there is not quite a fully developed shared brain I would assume that both have confused the word “Humility ” with selfish stupidity

    • Dagoril

      It’s like that scene from that old Harry Hamlin movie, Clash of the Titans, where the witches have to share the same eye hehe.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Odd. I thought it was Clash of the Titians.

  • Cipher
  • Adam King

    She measures his humility by how often he humiliates himself.

  • kaydenpat

    This is so stupid that I cannot even.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    It’s Alternative Humility! *bling*

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    *ROFLMIAO!!!

    *Rolling On Floor Laughing My Impeached Ass Off!!!

  • Dagoril

    I would have gone with his “batshit insanity”.

  • Will Parkinson

    She should tell that in Texas. The residents can use a good laugh.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      The last thing they need now is more humidity. Oh….

    • FAEN

      I thought Texas was a laugh already.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        It’s been a tragedy for a while, but mostly in the “What could really go wrong?” sense, which, unfortunately, has arrived.

        • FAEN

          Hey but at least as the water rises they have their guns.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            They’re on the hunt for looters.
            They’ll find gators.

            And promptly soil themselves.

          • FAEN

            Hope someone has that on film.

  • geoffalnutt

    It’s not nice to tease your wig, Kellyanne.

  • dcurlee

    Don’t post something like that when my mouth is full of soda

    • ColdCountry

      Try Super Chunk Peanut Butter. Or rather, don’t.

  • Butch

    Irony just jumped off a cliff.

    • Bj Lincoln

      YES!

    • David Walker

      Great image.

  • lymis

    ““it’s one that most of the media never associate with him, and I would say it’s humility.”

    There’s a reason for that, Kellyanne.

    • kareemachan

      A damned good reason.

  • -M-

    Gaslighting the country.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Tawreos

      I think all three of them need a hand, and please let them accept it from me

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Don’t get so contorted you go over the railing !!

        Balance in All Things.

    • Natty Enquirer

      I hope Donald paid them in advance.

    • Lars Littlefield

      POINTS!!!

  • Tawreos

    The guy famous for putting his name on everything he can is humble? I am so surprised that that statement didn’t fry the circuits in the Robertson Animatronic

  • FAEN
    • SFBruce

      Except that’s a much more credible claim than the notion that Donnie’s defining characteristic is humility.

    • Nowhereman

      If paid enough, she’d pour it on her ice cream and eat it.

      • FAEN

        Yes she would.

  • ETownCanuck

    The pic used in the article makes it look like she’s just had a fairly significant liquid lunch.

    • FAEN

      You need that after meth don’t you?

      • ETownCanuck

        It probably does take the edge off slightly…

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Kelly-A from ’round the way is trying to work a sophisticated, Doris Kearns-Goodwin look.

    I hope Doris Kearns-Goodwin kicks her ass with Melania’s shoes.

  • FAEN

    Greedy xtian says what now?

  • j.martindale

    Stand up comedy on CBN.

  • Ninja0980

    Whore for the Mercer family says what?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      If that’s what she’s paid to say, then the answer is “Yes”.

  • Cuberly

    “Recovery will be better than ever before.”

    –Donald Trump, Aug 29, 1917

    • FAEN

      The best recovery! All the top people are saying so.

      • Cuberly

        I’m trying to figure out how one quantifies recovery as better than ever….before?

        • FAEN

          It’s xtian GOP Nazi speak-don’t try to understand it.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “We’ll have the best recovery.”

      [Coke owed.]

      • Cuberly

        “You’ll get sick with all the recovery.”

    • coram nobis

      Now that General Pershing is over there!

      • orion dumptee

        ‘And we won’t come back till its over over there” lol

    • kareemachan

      I’d like to see how, seeing that his infrastructure team quit, he’s slashing money for just about everything, and still has 2/3 of positions unfilled….

    • Nowhereman

      And the ratings will be tremendous!!

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • Dagoril

    “Counselor to the President.”

    Oh, Lordy.

    • Adam King

      That must be why he’s so wise.

  • Gustav2
    • Treant

      “We are amused.”

  • Sam_Handwich
  • MikeBx2
    • Butch

      That’s real, isn’t it? Oh my god.

      • Todd20036

        Yeah. An 8 year old would have probably said something more appropriate.

    • UrsusArctos

      It’s not like they have to do anything at what was their homes.

    • Dagoril

      “This season of America’s Greatest Natural Disasters” is going to have the best ratings yet!”

    • The_Wretched

      Trump the Unfit is an extraordinarily limited person and out of touch elite. That line almost makes sense at a rally. A group of people who were dislocated by a disaster isn’t a rally.

    • FAEN

      It’s ALL his personal reality show. Always will be.

    • Tulle Christensen

      The term tone deaf does not even begin to cover it

    • Duh-David

      ” Yeah, because we left our homes to see you and your ego. Right.”

    • Nowhereman

      Did they let him sit in it and pretend to drive it? Did he get to honk the horn and turn on the lights and siren?

  • CanuckDon

    Conway comes up with this bullshit to piss off the Liberals and get them squawking which, in turn, fires up the GOP base. Mercer money spent wisely unfortunately.

  • Lakeview Bob

    Come on. I can’t believe Kellyanne Cuntway would say that. Really? Must be fake news.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Kelly Lape

    Kellyanne Conjob is good at her job. She only needs the rubes to believe her and what better source for rubes than Pat Robertson’s flock?

  • OUTinMinnesota
  • Lazycrockett
  • bkmn

    Does she eat, breathe and bathe in shit?

  • coram nobis

    SNL is funny today.

  • Natty Enquirer
  • Adam Stevens

    To be fair, Conway defines “humility” as “has a huge fat ass.”

  • ByronK

    My eyes rolled back so hard at the headline, I saw through time.

    • Chicago joe

      Oh that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day

  • Sam_Handwich
    • pj

      so lifelike

    • William

      I hate pictures of sad clowns.

    • MonochromeMouse

      I don’t think you can smoke meth out of that kind of bowl, and if she was smoking weed she would be too busy laughing at the bullshit trump tries to make her say to get any lying done.

  • Ken M

    Humility, maybe when he’s on his knees, for you know who. https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/320/0*HtP5dCLWcIu7sSRM.jpg

  • Lars Littlefield

    It’s rare for me to read something and automatically choke so hard I almost die.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Lumpy Gaga

      What do Eric and Don. Jr see in the mirror, Alex?

    • Ernest Endevor

      Eons ago I was in a BBC pilot concerning the hilarious hi-jinks of a Scottish regiment. For location work we went to Carlisle castle to be taught how to march in a kilt. Hint: It’s all about the ass. To make all the kilts swing in step and time you have to march while swinging your ass like a contestant on Drag Race. Especially funny when demonstrated by giant craggy drill sergeants.

  • pj

    he hasent canned your ass yet kelly? dont worry . he should have noticed you are far from a 10 a long time ago but hes been busy being humble. on twitter. 10 times a day.

  • RoverSerton

    DAMNIT! Do they think Irony meters grow on stinking trees? Jim Baker should put sell those along with his 5 gallons of “food” containers!

  • glass

    She meant to say “humiliating”. As in, he is doing his utter best at humiliating the USA. We are now the clown country.

  • 2patricius2

    Yes, that is his most “not able” characteristic. He is not able to be humble.

  • The_Wretched

    Standard counter reality FUD / projection – obfuscation. The most recent google auto-complete list for “donald trump is _____” must have come out with too many ‘elite’ and ‘out of touch’ words.

    The basic idea is to find something that hurts your candidate, accuse someone else of it and then have the media ‘both sides’ it. The related technique is to take a really big weakness of your candidate, spam the opposite and have the media ‘both sides it’. Your base will take it as a fact and recite the lie the next time the opposition would have made a strong attack. It inoculates your flock from reality.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Palmer

      “Off with his kilt!”

  • Gerry Fisher

    I’m going to ignore her latest Orwellian statement and fantasize about the pariah she’ll become after this all goes (more) to hell in a hand basket.

  • 604brian

    Is it Opposite Day already? What fun, the sky is yellow, night is day, square is round and Trump has humility!
    Some more fun ones, Trump is honest, Trump thinks only of others before himself, Trump is mentally and physically fit, Melania married Donald for his kind nature and his sexy body.
    Add your own! Kelly obviously is playing this child’s game when talking about the Trumpanzee.

  • David in Tucson

    Humility? HUMILITY?? I haven’t seen the tiniest shred of humility clinging to him! Oh, wait–she gave us that stunning phrase, “alternative facts.” Maybe this is an alternative fact.

  • CJAS

    “The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not
    interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure
    power.”

  • SFBruce

    “We want to do it better than ever before,” Trump said of the recovery. “We want to be looked at in five years or ten years from now as this is the way to do it.”

    And he says this while wearing that self-promoting $40 hat. Never mind that there are people who wonder if they’re going to be rescued, or if they’ll be left to die in the rising waters over the next few hours, Donnie’s only concern is his own publicity. He’s humble because he’s not charging $60?

  • olandp

    Why does no one ever tell me in advance that it will be opposite day? I always end up with a headache before I figure it out.

  • David Walker

    As usual, absolutely on target. (I wrote a comment about “transgender,” which you have taught me is the word, whether noun or adjective.)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjGKJz1Kajw

  • David Walker

    Lyin’ to the preacher ain’t a good idea, Miss Kelly.

  • kareemachan

    One eye looks way bigger than the other. Her tic must have started up again.

  • BearEyes

    You spelled hubris wrong

  • Lindoro Almaviva
  • boobert

    Humility? lol. She may be getting canned soon ! Trying to kiss up to keep her job.

  • paganguy

    Now they’re not even trying to get us to take them seriously.

  • Duh-David

    Kellyanne, you keep using that word…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Lawerence Collins

    Twisted sad pathetic ignorant logic.

  • vorpal 😼

    Are we sure she didn’t mean HUMILIATION?

  • Kellyanne and Pat loos so good together. They both droop on opposite sides of their faces. I wonder if they use the same mortician.

  • Humility.

    Now I KNOW we have stumbled into the Twilight Zone.

  • pleasebereasonable1

    For fucks sake Kellyanne, please.

  • Gene Perry

    The woman has no soul.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Karl Dubhe

    Well, if the words she used are the antonyms of what she meant, then for once she didn’t lie.

  • Has Kellyanne ConJob been reading Charlotte’s Web lately? And she’s describing El Jefe Covfefe using the words Charlotte wove, except backward?

    So – we’ve got “Humble” to start (instead of the last)

    To be followed by “Radiant”

    And then “Terrific”

    and finally, “Some Pig!”

    (Well, we all know that DonJohn Trump is a pig in MANY ways . . . )

  • GayOldLady

    Whatever drug she’s taking I need some of it.

  • Frostbite

    Ok now I know she’s just trolling all of us.

  • Thorn Spike

    And Frau Goebbels’ most notable characteristic is irony.

  • Robert Flanagan

    It is lost on many, many Americans who actually are able to think and reason for themselves and can see the horse shit you spew KellyAnnn and the shit show we have in the Oval Office.

  • Jut another “alternative fact” brought to you by Kellyanne Conartist
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdV_8TGswRA

  • HoratioCaine

    Trump brags about crowd sizes while addressing a community in Texas devastated by #HurricaneHarvey. there’s video. happened today.

  • Octoberfurst

    Yeah that’s the first thing that comes to my mind when I’m asked to describe Trump—humility. I think Conway must live in some alternative reality where black means white and up means down.

    • Ben in Oakland

      You have it wrong entirely. In Genghis Conway’s reality,
      black means up and down means bicycle.

  • jm2

    “What a crowd! What a turnout!” seems very humble. NOT! 😜👹

  • orion dumptee

    humility ? oh ha ha ha….. she sure aint smokin CAMELS

  • Ben in Oakland

    It’s simply the very best humility that the country has ever seen, ever.

  • MonochromeMouse

    Being president has made him very humble. In fact he is the most humble person in the entire world, maybe even the most humble person to ever exist. He deserves a trophy for how humble he is. They need to throw him a parade for his humility.

  • She meant to say “Humiliation”

  • Tom Furgas

    Is it my imagination or do Mr. Robertson’s ears look bigger every time I see a photo of him?

    • Ben in Oakland

      He’s evolving…
      into a jackass.

      • Gianni

        😀 I was going to suggest that perhaps his head is shrinking. Afterall, nature abhors a vacuum.

  • Mark

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can’t – I just – oh BWAHAHAHAHAHA

  • mattdocmartin

    I can’t believe she says that shit with a straight face

  • Keith D Plane

    there she is!!! just like clockwork, the 2 blonde bimbos show up (Conjob and that other one Cuntler) I swear they really are one and the same person.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen
  • DaveMiller135

    He should definitely be experiencing some humility.

    OT, but Grandma’s crew has started figuring out where to set the lights. Especially in the still with the Cryptkeeper. (Oh, I see….)

  • mjsatty

    Did she mean humidity?

  • musiclover703

    Praising Trump for his humility makes as much sense as complimenting “60 Minutes” on its choreography.

  • Vira

    In the same way that Kelly Anne’s most notable characteristic is her integrity.

    • Gianni

      True. That shines like a beacon in the night.

    • Lori

      She’s paid to lie with a straight face and she delivers. That’s integrity of a sort. Kind of.

  • Thorn Spike

    Frau Goebbels’ most notable personal characteristic is hilarity.

  • Gianni

    Sounds like Kellyanne is now doing stand-up comedy. That first joke was hilarious.This is what life is like in an alternate universe.

  • Paula

    I think she misspelled inhumanity.

  • What The Eff?!

    And I have a 13 inch penis.

  • andrew

    Conway does what a professional liar is paid to do. She looks right into the camera and says the complete opposite of what she knows to be true.

  • ColdCountry

    That headline made me choke, and now I have chunky peanutbutter up my nose.

    “I would say that with that gravity and responsibility has come a great deal of humiliation.”
    There, fixed it.

  • “I would say that with that gravity and responsibility has come a great deal of humility.”

    And war is peace
    And obedience is freedom
    And Joseph Goebbels, watching “V for Vendetta” on afterlife On-Demand, turns to George Orwell and says, “It’s so meta!”

  • Hum’ility: “human senility.” Pretty sure that’s what she meant, just ran her words together…

  • CharlestonDave

    Robertson has finally done a miracle, and we have video proof!

    Just by appearing split-screen next to Kellyanne, he has made her look far younger and more attractive.

  • JCF

    Another steaming lie out of the alt-fact(ory)!

    • Girlgoon

      Ok now its sitting on the lawn who’s going to scoop it up ?

  • Girlgoon

    Just trying to imagine if conway were a doctor what “alternative” medicine would be like….

  • -M-

    She knows the buzzwords to use with Talibangelicals.