VIRGINIA: Court Denies Bail For The Weeping Nazi

The New York Post reports:

A neo-Nazi who said he pepper-sprayed a demonstrator in self-defense on the campus of the University of Virginia was denied bail Thursday. Christopher Cantwell, who has justified the death of a woman protesting a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, made his first court appearance after surrendering to police in Lynchburg, Va., late Wednesday.

The New Hampshire man was denied bond in Albemarle County General District Court, where he appeared via video conference from his jail. Authorities accused him of three felonies: two counts of the illegal use of tear gas or other gases and one count of malicious bodily injury with a β€œcaustic substance,” explosive or fire. A preliminary hearing was set for Oct. 12.

  • shellback

    Doggone it, he just looks so superior.

  • Harveyrabbit

    He does look good in stripes though. Maybe something a little more colorful will turn his frown upside down.

    • Mikey
      • Todd20036

        Nazis never learn

        • Mikey

          To be perfectly honest, I cried like a baby while searching for the right image. Each one felt like a knife stabbing me through the heart.

          Anyone who isn’t profoundly disturbed and moved and bothered and nauseated by those images does not get to call themselves a “human being”.

  • bkmn
    • Lizard

      …I’m gonna need some sheet cake.

    • Todd20036

      Except in a real fight, they’d fall to pieces.
      Hating others is such a poor excuse to throw away your life. You aren’t defending anything or anyone.
      There’s a reason haters never show up to protests in the same numbers as counter protestors do.
      WHen push comes to shove, haters are bullies. They are only empowered when within their own bubble.

      • Lizard

        “The difference between you and real soldiers is that you’re willing to kill for your rights, and a soldier is willing to die for someone else’s.” –Eliot Spencer.

    • kaydenpat

      To try to impose their perverse views on gullible Americans. Won’t work with most of us here.

    • shellback

      I see micro-penises.

    • GayOldLady

      Look at that crew, they couldn’t survive running across the interstate. At least 5 of them would be hit by tractor trailer trucks. The other 5 would have to have a breathing treatment on the other side. I know these sort of guys, they’re all over the place in the South. Most are seriously overweight, smoke, drink beer all day. The younger ones are stupid and couldn’t survive overnight without their parents. It’s a shame!

      • fuzzybits

        They would shoot a gun,fall on their ass,and not be able to get back up.

  • William

    Does the jail accept dildos?

    • crewman

      Obviously. They admitted him.

      • FAEN

        As my nephew would say-roasted!

        • Silver Badger

          spit roasted?

          • Jonathan Smith

            i guess it had to be said. πŸ™‚

          • Silver Badger

            Well, yeah!

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          • FAEN

            Now that’s something I would say not my nephew lol.

          • Kevun Houke

            That’s a for sure lol

    • kareemachan

      Salted? Rodent?

  • Lazycrockett
  • bkmn

    Every $ the haterz send to him for his defense is less $ for more guns and Trump.

  • John Ruff

    Ha ha Ha! That’s almost two months in jail until a hearing. Ha ha ha! He better watch his white ass.

  • Tawreos

    Is anyone else having a problem getting to the comments? I have like a hundred former stories marked trending on the web that keep opening. Did I do something wrong?

    • Todd20036

      Try rebooting. I’ve problems, and that eventually worked for me

    • Lizard

      Scroll up, not down. The comments are couched between the story and the related stories. You have to expand them now apparently.

    • Rex

      Happening to me too.

    • kareemachan

      I really dislike this format. If I want to read another article, I’ll click on it. First Jezebel and JMG…

  • edrex

    is he allowed rogaine?

    • shellback

      Rogaine? Judging from the top photo, he couldn’t even be bothered to put in his dentures.

      • Silver Badger

        That’ll make him REAL popular!

        • Vinnie NYC

          Just call him Gums

  • Bluto
    • Todd20036

      SHe’s jolly!

  • Adam Stevens

    waiting excitedly for his ‘jail’s hard, y’all’ video!

    • ZhyKitty


    • Silver Badger

      Are people from New Hampshire allowed to use “Y’all”?

      • edrex


      • Ginger Snap

        Only if they moved here with it already in their vocabulary.

    • kaydenpat

      With loads more tears and whining.

  • ZhyKitty

    Ugh, zero evidence of genetic superiority in that photo.

    • madknits

      Miss Kitty, how have you been? It’s so good to see you here again!

    • agcons

      Well, except for a lack of melanin, he’d say, but that matters only to him and his ilk.

  • TJay229

    He’s possibly gonna get bigger charges.. He’s a Felon with Guns.

    • Chucktech

      And soon he’ll be a felon without guns. Good.

      • TJay229

        And voting privileges for awhile… I will probably contact the AUSA office in that area and bring it to their attention that he is on Video having those guns. Which IS a Federal Felony all day long. It’ll be my good deed of the day, putting away White Trash.

        • CharlestonDave

          Go for it! And let us know the results, please.

          • TJay229


            Just got off the phone with the FBI 18002255324; Pressed 1 twice, gave my name, number an politely told the operator what is on the Vice video.. And that I know for a fact that it is against Federal Law for him to have been in possession of those guns. I also said that whatever small charges that he’ll plead down to won’t compare to a Federal Indictment that starts off ” The United States of America VS. Christopher Cantwell..” She laughed.

  • Dagoril

    HA! HA!

    No sympathy for this tool.

  • Jmdintpa

    I know god and others will get me for saying but I hope his jail is full of militant black panther sociopaths and that they know exactly who he is.

    • Jonathan Smith

      oh, he is ABSOLUTELY in solitary to keep him alive.

      • Jmdintpa

        I didnt think about it but your right.

      • Silver Badger

        They may have to open a facility strictly for white supremacists.

        • Jonathan Smith

          just saying……

          • Silver Badger

            I was thinking of a wing in Gitmo.

    • ColdCountry

      Someone should – or shouldn’t – tell that Weeping Nazi, “Don’t blink!”

  • SoCalGal20

    Excellent news!

    In Trump polling news, Gallup Daily is back to their low. πŸ™‚

    • Jonathan Smith
    • FAEN

      I realize that 34% is low but reallyl-that many STILL support this walking outhouse?

      • Silver Badger

        Never underestimate human perversity!

        • Chucktech

          Never underestimate American deplorability.

      • Gerry Fisher

        Stunning, isn’t it? “We just elected him last fall. Did something happen since then?!”

        • FAEN

          He opened his mouth.

          • vorpal 😼

            Let me know when he closes it.
            Now THAT would be newsworthy!

          • FAEN

            There would be celebrations the world over.

        • Ben in Oakland


      • kaydenpat

        He’ll always have his hardcore supporters no matter what he does. Sad but true.

      • SoCalGal20

        He wasn’t lying when he said he could shoot somebody in the middle of Fifth Ave. and his supporters would still love him.

        • FAEN

          What a gross load of people.

      • Gianni

        Disgusting, I know, but one has to consider the mental workings of that hoard of Donnie lovers. A lot of wheels turn inside those heads, but not in the brain areas that would produce careful consideration of facts and/or common sense.

    • kaydenpat

      “Fake news. Everyone loves me. That’s why when I do rallies, millions of folks show up.”

      • Karl Dubhe

        Billions! you commie!

        Tens and tens of billions show up to cheer on the Trumpenator.(aka garbarator)

        Where’s my drinks?

  • Bob Conti

    His feeling crappy makes me feel happy… Schadenfreude!

  • BobSF_94117

    I don’t like this video-conferencing of legal proceedings.

    • Bj Lincoln

      I’m not either but if I had not signed up for it my SSD hearing might have taken 18 months to get instead of 11.

      • Reality.Bites

        I certainly don’t see a problem with it for routine proceedings like entering a plea

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • kaydenpat

    Poor thing. It’s hard when you can’t assault people and walk off scot free, no?

    Hopefully his fellow Nazis will visit him in jail so he has someone to weep with.

    • Lazycrockett

      I don’t think Nazi’s would be very popular in jail.

      • Bj Lincoln

        Let hope not. He might be weeping himself to sleep every night.

  • Reality.Bites
  • edrex

    i think we should start a gofundme to send his dna to “23andme” just to clarify his racial purity. the results would be a lot of fun.

    • boatboy_srq

      Meh. They’ll still probably come back “100% human” and I refuse to believe that.

  • Natty Enquirer

    It’s all fun and games until you go out into the real world.

  • JWC

    hey dumbfuck is this what winning feels like HUH????

  • Bj Lincoln

    YES! I’m glad they kept him. I hope his buddies think he is a real pussy for crying and turned their back on him. Bullies should be careful when they brag.

  • i’ve said this before, but i’m disturbed by the multi-state diversity of these rallies. i love all yall, but chances are if you emailed me and said “come across the country to be with me and my local buddies for this rally” i’d have to say no. not that i wouldn’t want to join you in what would probably be a righteous cause, but simply because i’m a normal person who has to work and can’t just dash off, spending a lot of money to get there and back, and maybe hotel accommodations, for a single rally.

    yet somehow, these losers are coming from all over the country to attend and disrupt. who is paying their expenses to get there? who is paying their bills while they take time off from jobs some of them may have?

    i’ve read a lot of stuff about these rallies and i’m very proud of the progressive and decent people’s response. but i really want to know who is funding it all. someone MUST be; your average Kluxxer is a loser with a part time job and a broke down car living in a trailer. someone smarter and richer is organizing all this and probably paying for quite a bit of it.

    • The_Wretched

      Good question. It does feel like the nazi rallies are astro-turfed to some degree.

      • if any journalists read this blog, please start asking and answering this question. i’m very serious. the original nazis had big money behind them, working in the shadows and making very deliberate plans that the brownshirts never could’ve developed or funded on their own. this is how true fascism works: it always has to have the support of the super rich. i want those people exposed.

        this is the age of the internet. we can do today what progressive germans and jews could not, and use that information to stop the growth of fascism here. i’m very serious.

      • Mike C

        SOMEBODY paid for those hundreds of tiki torches.

        • NedFlaherty

          Amazon sells them for $2.50 each, which is less than two 7-11 Big Gulp sodas.

    • Bj Lincoln

      While most of the rallies seem to be for the weekends, you make a good point about the travel and over night expenses for a bunch of poor guys.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Who is paying? According to them, everything is paid for by soros.

      • (((GC)))

        But George Soros hasn’t paid for our tubas! πŸ™‚

      • David Milley

        That’s always struck me as being projection — invent a ridiculous theory about Soros to kick dust over their own sources of funding.

        • Ben in Oakland

          Always project and shift blame. It’s the conservative christian way.

          • prixator

            And if that doesn’t work, lie! Also the conservative christian way.

    • Gianni

      I’d be very interested in hearing the answers to your questions.

    • NedFlaherty

      I disagree.

      Today’s fascist-wannabes typically are educated, employed, and have some spare resources to pour into their hate clubs. They are neither the redneck KKK wizards of yesteryear, nor the Duck Dynasty hillbillies of cable TV fame.

      Today’s fascist pretenders hold unimportant, part-time jobs, and they don’t run with the country club social crowd, which makes them the perfect labor force for these rallies.

      They’re angry, enraged, younger-aged men, willing to buy several tanks of gasoline, sleep in their cars, eat fast food for a week, and travel 1,000 miles to be with like-minded outcasts.

      No wealthy villain is funding all this; these guys are paying their own way.

  • fuzzybits
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He actually uses the phrase “Martin Luther Coon”

  • Deanosaur

    It’ll be interesting to see how the case proceeds, to say the least. If I read correctly there are still more charges pending against Cantwell. As anyone who’s seen the VICE interview might agree, this is a guy who needed to have his metaphorical ass kicked. He said the murder of Heather Heyer was justified and that more would die in his fantasy war for an “ethno-state.” An inevitable drawback of his arrest and prosecution is that he will become a martyr for the Nazis.

    • TheManicMechanic

      Let him become a martyr. History shows what became of the bulk of Nazis. It can happen again.

  • Gene Perry
  • Gigi
  • Lumpy Gaga

    Will I seeee youuuuu in September?

    Oh, no – your court date’s in October. Sorry. Never mind.

  • Ken M

    So is he being “retained” until Oct. when the fun really starts?

  • Ken M

    I can already hear his lawyers…”How can my client expect a fair trial when the media has been referring to him as The Weeping NAZI since August?” Oh brother, here we go.

  • Hank

    May he have EVERY Minority, Jew and GLBT possible on his Jury!!!

    • Snarkaholic

      …and as his cell mates!

  • TheManicMechanic

    He’s sure to be weeping again. But it won’t be tears either.

  • Jerry Kott

    Today he found out how much White Power he actually has.

  • Mike__in_Houston

    He looks good in black and white stripes. I’m sure Bubba will think so too…

  • JackFknTwist

    I remember that movie, “The Weeping Nazi”…………it got an Oscar for special effects.

  • Hanwi

    I wonder how the real Nazis, not the weeping tiki torch carrying type, will receive him in prison?

  • JCF
  • Marides48

    Black &White is the new Orange?

  • Dick Jones

    That’s leftist mob mentality for ya! No bail? That’s for serial killers and pedophiles. There’s zero reason other than catering to the “peace activists”.

    • Edmund Allin

      Gosh, I just read up on the conditions for denying bail in Virginia, and you know what? I think you’re wrong.

      I then went and read your comments in your Disqus account. Well, you’re to the right of me, but if you want to suggest that a man who has been in jail twice, is charged with a a few new felonies, has access to a bevy of weapons, and has previously written:

      “It’s a terribly unpopular thing to say, but the answer, at some point, is to kill government agents”


      “Basic math suggests that dead police means fewer police, this is
      subtraction, you’re thinking addition. For sure, if one cop dies, the
      State will just pick from the long line of people who want to be police
      officers and hire new ones. This is why I’m not out shooting police
      right now. There first needs to be a critical mass if you will, of
      people who understand that force is necessary and proper. The idea here is for many dead and wounded police in a very short period of time,
      within a given geographic area, to demoralize them into quitting their

      and who stated in one interview

      “let’s fucking gas the kikes and have a race war because once I realized
      they were responsible for the communism, then I was like, oh, wait a
      second, yeah, that’s a fucking really good reason to fucking genocide a
      group of people”

      is not a possible danger to the people around him if he should be released pending trial, of course you have the right.

      But I’d disagree.

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