Tsunami-Stopping Scamvangelical: Jesus Personally Told Me To Seek White House Press Credentials [VIDEO]

Pastor Frank Amedia, who is most famous for his claim that he personally prayed a tsunami away from Hawaii, first appeared on JMG last year when he described how Jesus sent him a vision of “demonic hornets” stinging Americans with the sin of “lustful homosexuality.”

Since then Amedia has led the “POTUS Shield” campaign to envelop the White House with prayers to protect Trump from liberals, Satan, and Satanic liberals. And now Jesus has told him to get a White House press pass.

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Amedia revealed that he will soon be traveling to Washington, D.C., to seek White House press credentials for his organization so that they can use right-wing Christian media to help spread President Trump’s message directly to his supporters.

“The Lord had spoken to me and affirmed it not too long ago that we are to pray for a press reporting division of POTUS Shield,” Amedia said. “And so I intend, in the next couple of weeks, to head up to New York and Washington, D.C.,—I’m just waiting for the Lord to release me—and we’re going to lobby to get a presidential press pass for POTUS Shield.”

“We believe that, with that, we can be right there where we need to be and that we can prophetically be in the place we need to be,” he said, “so that we can have our finger on the pulse and we can begin to report things back as it’s supposed to go.”

According to Amedia, Jim Bakker and other scamvangelicals have already promised to carry his White House reporting.

  • JWC

    And Jaybus told me to step on your neck Who ya gonna believe

    • HZ81

      He told me to dump on his lawn in the shape of the cross. He works in mysterious ways.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Dump or take a dump?

        • HZ81

          Cross poopy.

    • Uncle Mark

      I believe JWC, because stepping on the scamvangelist’s neck would be divine

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Trump’s supports meet all the definitions for a cult. They don’t need to have Trump’s ‘message’ spread to them. They are loyal and frankly, Trump’s message doesn’t matter and there isn’t any coherent ‘message’ to spread. Trump changes his views, comments and opinions constantly – all of which is irrelevant to his worshipers.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Hell, I could use Jesus as an excuse for anything and everything! Oh what fun! ‘Murkah!

  • HAAAAAAA

    Wanna hear a joke? Republicunts.

    • Tawreos

      That is a better joke than they are people.

  • Butch

    That Jesus….what a card.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Michael R
  • Sashineb
  • Bad Tom

    “The Lord had spoken to me and affirmed it not too long ago that we are to pray for a press reporting division of POTUS Shield,” Amedia said. “And so I intend…to lobby to get a presidential press pass for POTUS Shield.”

    After the Savior gig ended, Jesus became a Personal LIfe Advisor.

    • Lars Littlefield

      I’ve seen his infomercials. Boring!

  • Carrie Scott

    You know hearing these idiots it makes me wonder, do they have this religious fervor once the cameras are off? Or do they laugh at the idiots who give them money? My ideas is they laugh. And hey gotta get on that ” trump train” before he gets impeachment.

  • Tawreos

    Remind me, why does an omnipotent all powerful being have to rely on a guy with a press pass to get his message out to his followers? Oops, I forgot the guy with the press pass needs the pass to do fundraising.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Tell me how all this is that different from Manson’s Helter Skelter.

    • Tawreos

      After he gets to the top of slide and goes for a ride, at the bottom he asks for money before doing it again

    • Natty Enquirer

      Manson never made it to the White House.

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  • bambinoitaliano
    • Blake Mason

      Those children don’t know Jesus Christ as their personal lord and savior… of course they are starving… and being raped and trafficked… and put into forced labor…

      • Jonathan Smith

        but if they DID find Jebus…..well, they would still be starving… and being raped and trafficked… and put into forced labor… but at least i could feel better about it damnit!

      • Octoberfurst

        So true—Jeebus fixes EVERYTHING! In fact every single Christian on earth is well-off and just doing great! All thanks to Jeebus! I know this because Jim Bakker said so and he would never ever lie!

        • Jonathan Smith

          Please. he wouldent know the truth if it came off the cross and backhanded him.

          • Octoberfurst

            I was being sarcastic.

          • Jonathan Smith

            🙂
            I was not.

  • Nick in Pasadena

    “The Lord had spoken to me and…” These words automatically cancel out anything that comes after.

    • Treant

      Exactly. That sentence never ends with, “He told me I must devote more of my income and more of my free time to helping those less fortunate without judging their circumstances.”

    • Octoberfurst

      Yep. As soon as I hear someone say those words all I hear afterwords is that sound that adults made in the Charlie Brown cartoons—You know that trumpet sound of “wah, wah, wah, wah”.

  • AtticusP
  • Jonathan Smith

    what was it they used to call people who heard voices telling them what to do?

  • bambinoitaliano
  • SoCalGal20

    Super interesting thread on Russian troll/bot accounts on twitter. Note: Twitter’s default username when you create and account is name+8digits so some of these are likely real people but still.

    https://twitter.com/conspirator0/status/900158823515770880

  • FAEN

    Those voice you’re hearing isn’t god dude, it’s mental illness.

    • Adam King

      Or, it’s a scam and he’s just making the whole thing up to get money out of morons.

      • FAEN

        That’s a given when it comes to the xtians.

  • Galvestonian

    …meanwhile … send money.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Tatonka

    The Lord hath spoken to me, and he personally told me he doesn’t like you because you’re a boob who wears Wonder Woman Underoos and scams old ladies out of their government checks.

  • witch

    Horny hornets

  • Tulle Christensen

    “lustful homosexuality.” ah reminds me of my youth.

    • Todd20036

      The best kind of homosexuality

    • Smokey

      At 61, I think I’m even more so.

  • BobSF_94117

    Hornets?

    • clay

      Horny-ettes.

  • Natty Enquirer
  • fastlanestranger

    The “H” in Jesus H. Christ stands for “haz press pass?”.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Lets put you to the test and see if you can stop that hurricane headed towards Texas.
    No excuses now, Sonny boy.

    • Jonathan Smith

      well, Texas failed to pass the “bathroom bill” they probably deserve it.
      /s

    • Treant

      It’s only a tropical storm. And it’s named Harvey, so nobody sees it coming except one very gentle man.

      Edit: So far. I see it’s projected to become a very severe hurricane again by tomorrow evening.

  • Adam King

    When Jesus talks to dumbfucks, Jesus reveals himself to also be a dumbfuck. It’s a miracle.

  • ByronK

    I’m starting to think this Jesus guy is either a practical joker or a real asshole.

    • Jonathan Smith

      asshole. definitely an asshole.
      at least the way those xstains see him

    • zhera

      He gets it from his father, who was the best practical joker in history. Crucifixion? Just a joke from dear old dad. No hard feelings!

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Treant

    You can’t. God already sent you a message; your name is Amedia. Or, not-media. He saw it coming generations ago and you should listen, grifter.

  • SoCalGal20

    I missed the part where all National Monuments created since 1996 are under review by the Trump administration. We’re supposed to get the decision this morning.

    https://twitter.com/kpcc/status/900752023645298688

    • Jonathan Smith

      “theres oil in them thar hills!”
      one guess about the decision.

    • clay

      They probably don’t want to exposes Zinke to the press until his threats against Alaska simmer down.

      OR

      They probably don’t want to be reviewing monuments for elimination while arguing ALL monuments must be kept ‘cuz racist history.

    • coram nobis

      Zinke is recommending no NM eliminations, but “boundary changes” to some.

      http://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/APNewsBreak-Zinke-won-t-eliminate-any-national-11955391.php

      Zinke declined to say whether portions of the monuments would be opened up to oil and gas drilling, mining, logging and other industries for which Trump has advocated.

  • i wonder what jeebus sounds like. i mean, does he have a middle eastern-y sounding accent? how good is his english? does he have a deep, throaty voice? any speech impediments? does he conjugate his verbs correctly and otherwise follow the oxford rules? inquiring minds want to know. maybe this guy should get a recording unit so we can all hear Him.

  • zhera

    That’s a very elaborate excuse for leaving home regularly, Amedia. Your wife probably believes your Jeeziz story but you kinda slipped up when you mentioned New York. Just remember, even in the big cities there are eyes watching you when you enter the whore house.

  • Max_1

    The only “House” Jesus would be found in…
    … Would be the Temple to his Father.

    Frank Amedia is being lead by whispers from Satan..
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c067c10c23b4ab6d738d9cc9dc4417ddc07efa4c581331e91bfaf23eb8d9477a.png

  • pgarayt

    There is a narcissism epidemic no one talks about. Time to not be polite.

  • Uncle Mark

    I’m SHOCKED !! You mean there’s a difference between Liberals & Satanic Liberals? Frankly, I always thought Christ was a liberal, too.

    Why does this scamvangelist need to wait for the White House to give him a pass? Won’t his god provide? Couldn’t he just use his sacred tome as a pass? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ebb5e627b106ead070b8231358059891290783591ca7bbbfc090b1ad9ea09ef3.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/616ccc8f5eac327425cd1454568efdba65fee8dd01e949f4eefd950740125b74.jpg

    • Fucking love that Fugelsang quote.

    • 2patricius2

      And a bleeding heart liberal at that…..

  • bambinoitaliano

    I would as soon believe in Neil Gaiman’s creation than the tired old vengeful one this asshole and his sheep subscribe to. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e4ac4ae9f03cb6e9d0298b62683b581088f54b3aa026513fd349ddb0f5ba0e35.gif

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Of course you would, he gave full frontal….and was HAWT!

      • bambinoitaliano

        I prefer a god that gives a real fuck as oppose to the other alternative.

  • SoCalGal20
  • BJORN RAGNVALDR
  • fuzzybits
  • SoCalGal20
  • bambinoitaliano
    • fuzzybits

      He sure as hell couldn’t chase anyone down.

    • Adam King

      He’s gonna bite you with his loose dentures.

    • Uncle Mark

      The poor cracker. It must really suck when literally everyone is better than you. Instead of working on improving himself, his solution is to shoot down others. Clearly, he’s pointing that gun in the wrong direction

      • we need a president and congress strong enough to stand up to the right wing media machine, and pass laws requiring any program that calls itself ‘news’ to report facts, only. and limit the amount of time any ‘news’ channel can have opinion pieces. free speech isn’t the same thing as propaganda and psychological manipulation. and that is what has created so many of these men.

    • Uncle Mark

      Why do I keep thinking that all this rage stems from someone stealing his stapler? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de2360e129ae09f2ff933ca80b5be7a2af0bf56c02cd369b8dc3f3785434d7b0.jpg

      • Karl Dubhe

        Hey, if someone steals your stapler, you go get another one.

        So what if it takes the whole day?

    • Silver Badger

      Bless his heart! I bet he considers himself to be an upstanding christian man to boot.

    • Karl Dubhe

      That sounded better in the original German.

      By original German, I mean the language spoken by Attila the Hun.

    • HAAAAAAA
  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    Does anyone have a number that I can call to root out those stinging hornets? Asking for a friend.

    • clay

      Why? Are they not stinging you in the right places?

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Hey, didn’t I say I was asking for a friend? 😀

  • Gregory B

    So why doesn’t Jesus just give him White House Press Credentials? Seems like a simple solution to me.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Was this one of the f̶u̶r̶r̶i̶e̶s hornets that he dreamed about?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8b84a755ddd417da9c6b96b84ae7ae0d087bf4a3b7c41eccea5b9142a07a3d9d.jpg

  • GayOldLady

    “lustful homosexuality” Is there any other kind? Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

    • bambinoitaliano

      As Chris Kluwe like to refer to some of us as Lustful Cockmonster 😛

      • GayOldLady

        I admire Kluwe. He’s been quite an advocate for us.

    • Silver Badger

      While I did have a great deal of fun with lustful homosexuality, these days the warmth, companionship and caring between too partners far outweighs the lustful days. The lust is still there, but takes a back seat now.

      • GayOldLady

        Yep! I’m on the same journey.

    • Treant

      Last night I was lustful. This afternoon, I’m a bit more interested in cuddly homosexuality. Followed later by gardening homosexuality.

      • GayOldLady

        You’re a person of many moods.

    • I’m always suspicious of the ones who IMMEDIATELY pull the homosexuality or pedophilia card. I’d love to have their browser histories published.

  • SoCalGal20
  • Jonathan Smith
  • Lars Littlefield

    I need to share too much personal information.
    I turned 65 this year and just had my “It’s all down hill from here” health physical, including a poke and prod up my butt and colon. So, minutes ago I received a phone call from my doctor.
    “Have you been notified about your lab results?” he asked.
    “No.”
    “Well, I need to call personally and congratulate you. Everything is fine. In fact everything is amazingly fine. Heart, lungs, your kidneys are in great shape. You have the liver of a healthy 20-year-old. Your blood work is so good I didn’t believe it at first. Your prostate is excellent and your testosterone levels are incredible for your age. Keep up the good work! Do you have any questions?”
    “Uh, yeah. If I come in can you cauterize or freeze off this Trump problem that’s taken hold up my ass?”

    He didn’t laugh.

  • JWC

    Don’t you just wish Life was like a computer. We could just resent it to 2 years ago and reboot

  • SoCalGal20
  • SoCalGal20

    Awwww the crying snowflake Nazi was denied bond.

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/900749880158715904

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Somewhat OT: While the rest of the video is interesting, this movie accent expert does a comparison between Trump and Alec Baldwin’s Trump at this part:

    https://youtu.be/lZSCGZphjq0?t=9m20s

  • JWC

    Don’t you just wish Life was like a computer. We could just resent it to 2 years ago and reboot

  • SoCalGal20

    Everything wrong with America and twitter right now.

    https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/900722477697052673

    • coram nobis

      Making America Grrrrrreat.

    • Tread

      Funny how Trump constantly displays bullying behavior and still has a Twitter account.

      • SoCalGal20

        Exactly. People like Trump say some of the most vile things, dox people, etc and Twitter won’t do jack shit unless it’s a celebrity that’s the target, or it goes viral. And even then they often reinstate the people after a 12 hour time out. It’s a bunch of bullshit.I love twitter because there are lots of great, informative, fun accounts to follow but the dark side of twitter is a fucking cesspool and they won’t do anything about it.

  • Gene Perry

    Seriously, adjust your meds. If you hear the Lord talking to you, you need to cut your dosage.

  • Mental illness on display.

  • Tomcat

    Get your black hearted assholes out of our Whitehouse.

  • Jefe5084

    Liar.

  • Karl Dubhe

    “lord to release you”? Would that be ‘get the traveling money’?

    Betcha it is…

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    Religious based terrorism.
    It is a real thing after all.

  • coram nobis

    Is he going to pray Harvey away from Texas?

  • andrew

    Are these guys to whom Jesus speaks delusional or just liars?

  • LibreV

    `I’m just waiting for the Lord to release me’

    Does this involve some sort of signed paperwork? What exactly is keeping him from his excruciatingly vague goals? Is it a funding issue? Does it involve twice weekly visits to a state hospital? I’m sure there’s a lot of backstory to every bad acid trip.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • kareemachan

    Translation: LOOK AT ME! ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!11!!!

    PS – Give me $$$$$ too, also.