One Millions Moms Vs TBS’ The Guest Book [VIDEO]

Just in from hate group leader Monica Cole:

TBS’ newest program, “The Guest Book,” has an extremely raunchy plot like none we have ever seen. You can be assured with a MA – LS rating, it is not appropriate for television. The show airs Thursday evenings at 9:30 p.m. ET/ 8:30 p.m. CT.

The content in the thirty-minute program “The Guest Book” is ridiculous. This vile series includes content such as: former p-rn star who has flashbacks, use of Christ’s name in vain, strip club and lap dances, heavy drug use. Examples: Cocaine, meth, and pot brownies as a snack.

It is almost impossible to describe the lewdness found in the TBS sitcom, “The Guest Book.” Almost every scene is filled with s-xual innuendos, implications, or encounters. It is bad enough when children are cast in programs rated TV – 14 such as “Teachers” and “The Mick,” but now placing them in TV – MA shows such as “Claws” and now “The Guest Book” is a form of child abuse, in my opinion. This is getting out of control.

The victims of this outrageous program are the young cast members and any child who accidently [sic] views the show. The moral corruption these children are exposed to is child abuse and child exploitation at its worst. No child should be subjected to crude humor and s-xual jokes.

Take Action: Please use the information we have provided on our website to contact Kroger and ask that they pull their financial support from the indecent program “The Guest Book.”

  • Gustav2

    Cancel your cable if you want TV with ‘broadcast standards’

    Life is really that simple.

    • Jonathan Smith

      unplug the TV. even easier.

    • Cackalaquiano

      Well then what would she bitch about?

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Carl

    I guess they missed Monday’s episode of Preacher. That was a good one.

  • PickyPecker

    I m*ss*d th* p**nt w*th**t *ster*sks.

  • TexasBoy

    G-d d-mn it. Can’t this b-tch c-nt write anything without using f-cking hyphens?

    • Nowhereman

      In a word? N*.

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    • (((GC)))

      Maybe she’s following the Orthodox Jewish practice (as in writing “G-d” etc.) of showing great respect for things like s-x and p-rn, so much that their full names shouldn’t be printed in casual contexts where they might be accidentally defaced, discarded, or destroyed!

      (ETA) (Anyone remember who first proposed this? I’d like to say it b’shem omro — “in the name of the one who said it” — a value where traditional Judaism agrees with just plain human respect for each other!)

      • Karl Dubhe

        She’s showing great respect for porn?

        OK… snicker.

      • JHVH is the original four-letter word.

    • popebuck1

      I think the stated rationale was so that their articles don’t show up in searches for words they frequently use, like “p-rn” and various sw–r w-rds.

      • (((GC)))

        That would be puzzlingly counterproductive. Don’t they want their messages of godly morality found by people searching for “porn” and swearwords? Maybe a few of those poor deluded immoral hedonists will see the light! 🙂

      • WitlessProtection

        It’s actually so the other two moms who clutch their pearls won’t have her email filtered for using the word “sex” you know since that is considered a dirty dirty word. Especially the way Chuy says it.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        I could figure out what a p-rn was. I thought it was a pee nurse.

        • Nowhereman

          Trump likes to play doctor with them.

      • Mike Rasor

        I actually think it’s because they don’t want their emails getting screened out by those “family friendly” computer filters

        • popebuck1

          That’s it. Thanks!

      • Nowhereman

        You may be right. I mean, Th*nk of the ch**ldr*n!!!

    • Nic Peterson

      Good g-d. I wonder what she would say about Charo’s earlier work.

      • David Walker

        You mean c-cc- c-cc-? Oh, the h-rr-r! Oh, the j-ggl-!

        Somehow, this Only Malicious Magpies gig works, though. I can’t imagine why the “family” associated she’s associated with would keep on going if it somehow generate b-cks.

      • TexasBoy

        c–chie c–chie

    • CraigNJ

      She’s a vowel hater

      • Jeffrey

        She hasn’t had a good vowel movement in a long time

    • teeveedub

      On the plus side, I bet she’s great at “Wheel of Fortune.”

    • vorpal 😼

      At some point, I’m fully expecting Monica to release a statement akin to:
      “—– – — —— – —— — —— — ——–!”

  • ArchiLaw

    Monica Cole hates brownies!

    • clay

      (for snacks. They routinely constitute her lunch.)

  • Tatonka

    “‘The Guest Book,’ has an extremely raunchy plot like none we have ever seen. … It is almost impossible to describe the lewdness found in the TBS sitcom, “The Guest Book.” Almost every scene is filled with s-xual innuendos, implications, or encounters.”

    Go on… *twirls mustache*

    • boatboy_srq

      And what pray tell, are THOSE asterisks for?

      • Tatonka

        Wouldn’t you like to know? *waggles eyebrows*

        • (((GC)))

          If it’s safe, sane, consensual, and involves hotties… 🙂

    • BobSF_94117

      It sounds like they just cut & pasted from some marketing material. Lazy…

      • boatboy_srq

        I misread that as “lusted and pasted”, which was far more interesting.

  • JWC

    OH FUCK OFF in a world of serious crisis who has time for you extremely foolish people

  • Thorn Spike

    Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. ET/ 8:30 p.m. CT. Thanks for the heads-up, Mom!

    • lymis

      Yeah, but damn, they’re slipping. I just set up to record it, and this week is already episode six.

  • Nowhereman

    Has she read the buybull?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Half of OMM’s income is surely kickbacks from new basic cable programs looking to make a splash.

  • What’s p-rn?
    These bitches really have a vowel deficiency.

    • clay

      “What’s p-rn?” Something they don’t allow on their family’s internet!

    • Karl Dubhe

      Pern star. A dragonrider. They’re really magical, IIRC. 🙂

      • jerry

        I read those books many years ago.

        • Todd Allis

          Me too! I haven’t read Todd McCaffrey’s continuation of the series though.

          • Silver Badger

            They started out great, The last one got overly involved in a Queen Riders sex life and lost the plot.

          • Todd Allis

            A friend who read them said they were a bit like Pern fanfic.

    • Buford

      ‘Parn’ – (noun) Sexually-explicit media content thematically centered on or around the game of golf.

      • (((GC)))

        Reaching the hole within a given number of strokes… nope, doesn’t have to be about golf at all.

    • Silver Badger

      Look up Anne McCaffrey. Her Pern series is incredible. She was also one of the first SF writers to use gay characters.

    • Irritated Vowel Syndrome.

  • boobert

    That reminds me. I didn’t watch the season finale of Claws yet, lol.

  • Jonathan Smith

    did i ever thank them for telling me what to watch?

  • The_Wretched

    hi M-nica, i’ve read much of the bible. I don’t think kids should be exposed to it. Any parent who takes their child to church is guilty of abuse. Let’s have a 18+ door policy on churches.

  • clay

    Thank Jebus it’s not the “Love Boat” or “Fantasy Island”!
    It’s got a better chance at being funny and tight.

  • crewman

    Wow, this is the first show I’ve ever seen that the group-providing-a-front-for-the-American-Family-Association-to-push-extremist-right-wing-propaganda has ever staged a fake protest against.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Saxual innuendos? A younger Bill Clinton who can really play the Phone?

    Pern star? A Dragonrider?

    Fucking A!!!1

    • Silver Badger

      Extra points for the use of Pern and a Dragonrider. Anne would love it. MSRIP

    • Todd Allis

      Pern Star sounds like a bad Dragonriders fanfic which I would gladly read.

    • boatboy_srq

      They’re looking for a new M*st*rh*rp*r.

      • Silver Badger

        I’d like to buy an “e” for a hundred please.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    So strange that Monica Cole doesn’t seem to have any objection to this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBLv6rmnYf4

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    9:30’s a tiny bit late for the small fry so I think they’re in no danger of exposure. And once again–good gawd, woman use your gorram channel changer!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL has that Crazy B*tch Monica ever accomplished a single thing ?

  • hughman

    It’s a fun show with an interesting hook which really picks up after the second episode. I love it.

  • boatboy_srq

    I would note that One Dozen Moms is the sort too stupid to work the parental controls on a V-chipped TV or cable box, but I see they can’t even make proper use of vowels and punctuation.

    • JWC

      And shouldn’t these little darlings be in bed

      • boatboy_srq

        it’s almost like they write this stuff for the kids who have to raise their parents rather than the other way around.

        • JWC

          That was a point brought out in the interview of “In a Heartbeat” kids are more aware than a lot of adults

  • jerry
  • kareemachan

    So… just how effective *is* the 167 mommy club with its boycotts?

    • (((GC)))

      Two words:

      Streisand effect.

      • Jonathan Smith

        two more:
        Not very.

  • Tomcat

    AAAAAAAhhhhshit,these bitches again.

  • barrixines

    You know if you just switched the channel to the Cartoon Network instead of spending 24/7 channel-surfing for filth, your children would never see an uncovered ankle.

    Now how do I turn this bint off?
    http://37.media.tumblr.com/42a5d003a625211cbc069cbeacfa6be1/tumblr_n9yfhtNWAn1tdhimpo1_1280.gif

    • Tomcat

      Don’t you know they believe all the cartoons turn their kids gay?

  • Macbill

    What better way to guarantee a large audience?

  • Brooklyn Joe

    isn’t monica cole a made up avatar for the liberty counsel?

    • barrixines

      I heard she was grown in a petri dish from bits left over from a procedure where Phyllis Schlafly had her vagina tightened.

      • WitlessProtection

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      • Uncle Mark

        I just thought she was just a bitchy yeast infection

        • WitlessProtection

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      • Cuberly

        I thought she was a John Waters character brought to life.

    • barrixines

      Here’s a photo of her. M-nica “I wore this roll neck on my honeymoon” Cole is your standard issue swivel-eyed Christer loon.

      https://truthwinsout.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/monica-cole.png

  • Uncle Mark

    My G-d !! What are they doing posting their dire warnings on the interwebs? Don’t they know what vile filth there is to be found on this medium. Baby J-sus would just cry, if someone typed “milf moms” in their browser, instead of “million moms.” They should really just limit their communication to prayer. Actually, it would probably be best to stay away from those demon electrical outlets too, since they can’t really explain how those work either. If y’all can’t explain it, it must be evil.

  • Snownova

    Thanks for the tip OMM!

  • Uncle Mark

    One would think that with all those parental warnings that precede any show, that any input for OMM would be superfluous…unless as an attempt to draw attention to themselves for a holy money beg

    • Reality.Bites

      All TVs, cable boxes and satellite boxes have v-chip technology. Funny how Monica never explains how to use it.

      • Uncle Mark

        It kind of reminds me of a drama queen I knew, who would get annoying messages from a friend of ours on a dating site. The drama queen kept complaining to us…demanding that we somehow make our friend stop…or else. Our friend delighted in antagonizing him, but we had no control over what he did. (Hell, he could barely control himself.). We kept telling drama queen simply to block him…but he refused.

        Clearly, they all love the drama and/or they love trying to control others.

  • Kevin Perez

    At least there doesn’t appear to be any homos-xuals in it.

    • Silver Badger

      Yet. We ARE everywhere!

  • Buford

    Note that, per these loons, unsupervised children who “accidently” watch this show are being subjected to “moral corruption” akin to “child abuse and child exploitation at its worst”.

    Maybe these lazy thumpers should actually supervise their kids and/or change the f*cking channel rather than fight to sanitize the airwaves so that they don’t have to lift a finger in the parenting role.

  • Cuberly

    They had to do something. Claws has already been renewed for another season.

    • Sgt Howie

      Binge watched it all just like Claws; 2nd time they alerted me to a good new show. One Million Moms is like my TV discovery service and they’re better at recommendations than Spotify.

  • Highmoremotel
    • Uncle Mark

      Nah…they probably just heard that this season was a wholesome episode about a gifted, yet troubled priest trying to find god. (Never mind that god’s in N’Orleans into some weird kink.)

  • Uncle Mark

    Maybe you should make your kids read a goddam book, instead…except not your bible, ‘cuz that has more sinning in there than anything you’ll see on “The Guest Book.”

  • Treant

    Awesome! I love that show, and with this attention, it should get even better ratings!

  • TKW

    Great! A new show to watch!

  • Joe in PA

    It is almost impossible to describe the lewdness found in the TBS sitcom….

    ALMOST being the operative word Monica, you do a great job…I know I’ll be watching. Hey, ya know that -MA in the rating means that it’s for MATURE audiences…you should leave it alone. K?

  • Cuberly

    “…use of Christ’s name in vain, strip club and lap dances, heavy drug use. Examples: Cocaine, meth, and pot brownies as a snack.”

    Isn’t that the Roy Moore child rearing method?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6aa15dec781a34d9115487d9b05e7cedcf3f05aeacecad08ce9f06c2b3c07eaf.jpg

  • clay

    I worry that all this “demonic” this and “Satanic” that teaches children to be psychotic. I mean, if she really believes that watching an adult-humor TV show is really as bad as being whipped with a wire hanger, burned with cigarettes, scalded with 180F water, wrapped in a carpet and beaten with a baseball bat, or raped with a paring knife, then there must be some seriously fucked up shit going on in that household, or in that mind.

  • Reality.Bites

    Monica, if you want to really get your supporters riled up, I’m sure there’s a show with a Mexican-American

  • Buford

    I’d also like to point out that actual porn… real porn… is a multi-trillion dollar business for a reason. The vast majority of people on this planet like to watch raunchy, sexy stuff.

    • I read some years ago that the porn industry (all formats) earns more money — way more money — than the music industry (again, all formats).

      • Buford

        Not surprising. I love the cognitive dissonance required to complain about sexing up TV shows to boost ratings… since increased ratings confirm that people want to see sex, and giving the masses what they want should nullify the complaints… right?

  • John Kusters

    Well, they make it sound like “must watch” TV! Too bad I cut the cable years ago. I guess I’ll have to wait for it to come to Netflix.

  • FormerMainer

    I get that many Americans of all political stripes have a tendency to want to silence voices they disagree with – perhaps its human nature.

    However, this country REALLY needs to take a step back and try to adopt a more live and let live mentality when it comes to speech and artistic expression.

    • Tor

      HA!! What country are you from? Oh, wait….

  • HZ81

    P-rn star? Jesus H Fucking Christ, these people are really nutters. Not a shocker, I know. Still.

    • (((GC)))

      They should google (unfiltered) pictures of “Jesus Fucking Christ”!

    • Tor

      I’m surprised they spelled out strip club, lap dances, drug, cocaine, meth, and pot.

      • HZ81

        Yeah, seriously. Previously the censored n_dity. I shit you not.

        Their kids are born in Jesus onesies, I guess

      • -M-

        To be fair, cocaine, meth and pot brownies does sound like more than a snack. 🤔

  • Joe in PA

    Stockard Channing and Margo Martindale. I’m in.

    • M Jackson

      Yes. Throw in Martha Pimpton and I would just die.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    If the One Million Moms doesn’t like the show-DON’T WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • justme

    Someone delete little Monica’s accounts.. Or buy her a life..
    Hell lets put a go fund me account together to donate to everything objectionable ..

  • bkmn

    Just think – a couple of D batteries and a good dildo and we might never hear from OMM again

  • M Jackson

    Thanks for the heads up, one dozen moms. I’ll be sure to watch it!

  • SammySeattle

    Stockard Channing and Margo Martindale??!! I’m in!!

    • David

      YES!

  • Jeffrey

    If a child accidentally saw this show it would probably burst into flames. That’s why you shouldn’t have kids. Thanks Monica.

  • David

    Sorry, this looks delightful.

  • Igby

    Thanks Monica. Can’t wait to watch it. Set to record series on my DVR.

  • David Walker

    The other part of this argument bothers me even more than Ostentatiously Maligned Minnows going on about watching this would be child abuse (who would know better about child abuse than they?) is the implication that the child actors are ripped from their families against their will and forced to say naughty lines. If Monica had a brain, she’d check that out. Of course, that would ruin her sales pitch, but the fact is that the parents want their child to act, accompany said ankle biter to the audition, and depending on the little monster’s age, can sit in on the filming. A parent must see the script and approve of the what the wee one must say and do. Sorry, Ominous Migrating Muckraker, I know it doesn’t bother you, but you’re lying again.

    • -M-

      Plus, editing. The kids never have to be exposed to anything beyond their own parts of the scenes they’re in.

  • AtticusP

    I wonder where Monica Cole buys her corsets and bustles.

    • David Walker

      At the Jesus Loves Me Corsets and Bustles Shoppe (no sales to homosexual men or lesbianic women…yeah, we can do that).

  • Del Sam

    I am soooo gonna watch this show!!

    • Haven’t had a chance to watch more, maybe other episodes are better, but the one episode I caught, I must say, I found a little disappointing. Everyone involved in the show has done great stuff in the past, but for me, this just kind of fell flat. Other opinions?

      • Del Sam

        I usually try to give a show a few episodes before I give up. I know the first couple are usually to lay a foundation for the characters. Prime example: People Of Earth. First episode- eh. Second – ok, I like where we are going. Third episode- I’m hooked. Exception to the rule is Claws. I forced myself to make it through the first episode, and knew then that I completely did not like it.

  • Bill

    I would have thought it would be this week’s episode of “Preacher” that sent them off the deep end…graphic sex scenes of Jesus, subsequent child born, mother killed by disciples, twenty-something generation bat-shit crazy messiah….

    • I was thinking the same thing as I was watching it. But for whatever reason there are just some shows they don’t touch.

  • Henry Auvil

    Wait. The Million Moms are so repressed they have to put a hyphen in the word s-x? That’s world-class crazy. How do they think they became “moms”?

  • Dubito et cogitare

    I like that they add the date and time, so we won’t miss it.

  • alguien

    it would seem that a condemnation from one million moms is probably the type of publicity that no amount of money can buy.

  • Mike

    One million cupcakes.

  • Eric Lewis

    I watched CLAWS on TNT because the “Million” Moms told me not to & it was excellent … looking forward to checking out there latest recommendation.

  • MDixon34

    Finally a show they hate that I’ve actually been watching. And enjoying. Now I’ll enjoy it more!

  • Talisman

    It’s called a remote control. Use it.

  • vorpal 😼

    I relish these posts.

    Hubby and I downloaded and motored through the first two episodes tonight now that I’m back home from Santiago and getting poked and prodded in and out the wazoo for medical tests, and we couldn’t stop laughing our asses off.

    OMM, you deliver again. Highly recommend checking it out!

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  • Kruhn

    Dear One Measly Mom,

    Technology and The Clinton Administration came up with something called the V-Chip. Just program the damned thing to block anything except TV-G shows and voila, you’ll only watch “wholesome” shows.

  • Gene Perry

    Oh, M-ry, please!

  • EponineForever

    Let me guess Monica hasn’t watched TBS in years right? Cause most of their shows have been like this they haven’t been a family friendly network for years and used to show Sex and the city reruns at 8 in the morning. I guess she’ll be going after HBO shows next. I guess we’ll hear about how inappropriate Game of Thrones is for kids soon 😂

  • tomfromthenews

    The most offensive thing about that trailer is simply how stupid the show looks. I’m already embarrassed for Stockard Channing and Margo Martindale, two of my favorites.

  • Blackfork

    Thaynk yuuu, Monica, for turning us on to this show. Have a blessed day

  • Jay Silversmith

    Can’t we start a gofundme to get monica cole laid so she will stop obsessing about everyone else’s naughty bits?

  • Eddd Boggs

    H_ly fu_k. T_is _hit l__ks fuckin_ awe_ome!!

  • Charley

    It was this kind of publicity that kept “Married . . . with children” on TV for over a decade. Good luck with your personal judgmental tour!

    • Helen Damnation™

      I still watch, vacillating back and forth in the late night hours with George Lopez, which always makes me laugh.