Lara Trump: My Show On Trump TV Isn’t Propaganda Because Everything I Report Is Totally True [VIDEO]

Lara Trump moved her Amanda Lepore-esque lips today to tell Pat Robertson’s network that her Trump TV “news show” is not propaganda because everything she bleats is totally fucking true, unlike everything said on every actual news show. Oh, and Trump is a “man of God” whose faith is “very important to him.” Lara also thinks that it’s a real shame that America doesn’t get to see the “softer side” of Hair Furor. Watch below and at the 7:00 mark in the second clip.

  • crewman

    “Things a propagandist would say” for $1000.

    • another_steve

      What is “Ivanka and Melania Trump condemning online bullying,” Alex?

  • Kevin Perez
    • Jeffrey

      Lololol

    • DumbHairyApe

      But, then I always upvote graphs turned into cartoon reptile portraits.

  • Adam King

    God loves collagen.

    • lattebud

      And cheek implants that look like Trump-branded golf balls

  • Spudman
  • another_steve

    No lesbian, no straight man and no bi person would touch those lips.

    • Adam King

      So that’s why all her spoons and forks keep bending.

    • TK

      Amen to that!! Eeeeeeeeek!!!

  • Treant

    It’s weird, but it turns out that Americans don’t support and don’t like a lying misogynist pig over the long term. We gave them a bit too little credit in that department.

    Lara, honey, keep bleating. Also, powder is your friend, and the collagen-injections are not your friend.

    • Uncle Mark

      Actually, I’d prefer she gets A LOT more work on her lips…so she can’t speak anymore. Only then will collagen injections will be her friend.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • bzrd

      Ouch, please don’t kiss me ever, a bee keeps stinging my lips everyday,WTF, I can barely speek

    • TK

      On the same page, Sam! Nice lips Lara! I’m sure they’re totally real just like what you report. Why do these women all want to look like a blow fish?? Lips that scream “blow job”??? Not on this dick thanks!!

      • TK

        And now seeing her “human face” in another comment, she has obvious had more than her lips pumped. Cheek implants and who knows what else. Some “tightening” after pumping out a couple of Trump spawn.

        • evan_or

          Chin too. Gawd, what a mess.

          • Snarkaholic

            Do she and Mike Jeffries patronize the same chop shop?

        • boatboy_srq

          Dance ten, looks three;
          And I’m still on unemployment,
          Dancing for my own enjoyment….

        • Nowhereman

          Nothing screams REAL NEWS! like a news reader who is pretty much a result of plastic surgery.

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          THANK YOU.

          I mean, C’MON, just look at that mess. Cheek implants, chin implant, those lips…

          Reminds me of that guy in Brazil a couple.of years ago who got addicted to synthol to boost the size of his muscles. It nearly killed him.

          Do not google for pictures. Really, don’t.

      • stanhope

        Sweets when your father in law is grabbing cats what do you expect. The boy trumps are real dunces.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Looks more like a prolapsed butt hole to me (not that I’ve ever seen one).

      • Joe

        It’s like their face is in heat!

      • Nowhereman

        I don’t get it either. Why do some women want to look like a blow up sex toy? Melania can’t even close her eyes all the way anymore. (I think she probably regrets that)

    • DreadPikathulhu

      They’re like squirrels, thinking they can stash and display all of their wealth in their face,

      • kaydenpat

        Lol!

      • Snarkaholic

        Or a pelican…I just want to throw (rotten) fish at her!

    • Tawreos

      Eddie wore it better.

    • Kruhn
  • bkmn
  • AtticusP

    Oh, and Trump is a “man of God” whose faith is “very important to him.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa97433bcdee3d8310a2184f663c6c94b3ab9bf23b560651111290221b98d353.jpg

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)
    • William

      Everyone needs a goal.

    • Cuberly

      “Lips madam?”

  • bkmn

    Not going to watch either clip so I don’t drive up the view counters

  • Thorn Spike

    That’s not how the truth works, hon.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • JoeMyGod
    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      Which one is she? They both look so alike!

      • agcons

        For a moment I thought the photo at the top of the story was Eric in drag.

    • Treant

      She had to keep up with Eric’s “Children of the Con” vibe. Also, the best way to hide amongst aliens is to resemble the alien. Lara is clearly working toward a “plastique Melanoma” look that mimics her mother-in-law’s leonine features.

    • Rocco Gibraltar

      That’s what she gets for marrying American Psycho. They sold their souls to the alter of money. She ages appropriately due to her lack of conscience.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      The whole big lip injectable thing needs to go out of fashion as it often doesn’t match the rest of the face and is often overdone.

      • geoffalnutt

        Looks like it was done with a bicycle pump.

      • Nowhereman

        It’s also pretty grotesque when they go awry.

        • Uncle Mark

          Will those lips explode if she goes above 10,000 feet?

          • Nowhereman

            Ah geeze–now THAT’S gonna keep me up at night.

    • Marty Pavelka

      Eric’s hair looks like Dagwood Bumsted’s. With all that dough, you’d think he could find himself a decent barber.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Ooo, she snagged herself the hot one!

      • Robincho

        Bright, too…

    • clay

      that was oddly similar to Eric’s. I wonder if that’s why she altered it?

      • William

        They picked the same face out of the catalog.

        • clay

          “[something . . . something] Aryan [something]”

      • RJ Bone

        Genetics is a funny thing. I wonder how long her mom has known Drumpf… Since ’79, ’80 or so?

    • Joe in PA

      Poor thing. Bless her heart.

    • FAEN

      The inhuman face is to go with the inhuman husband.

    • ColdCountry

      One eye is a bit off.

    • Homo Erectus

      She started by stretching her ears with those weights….

    • MikeBoston

      Wow, like Jennifer Grey, the transformation from before to after is severe. And thank you for “Amanda Lepore-esque lips…”, it was the first thing to make me laugh today.

    • Todd20036

      Reminds me of that “Rios” chick.

    • thatotherjean

      Poor girl. She should have left “not bad” alone.

      • grindstone

        She doesn’t look like the same person — and she was pretty before. Are those cheek implants, too?

        • thatotherjean

          Looks like it. It seems to me as though she took most of the normal features of her face and exaggerated them to slightly grotesque.

    • JCF

      I bet she was told “you and your…uh…husband, look exactly alike”.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Oh so shes married to the really stupid one.

    • mr wonderful

      Maybe. But he doesn’t

  • Del Sam

    Did that used to be Lawrence Trump? Shoulda got a better plastic surgeon.

  • AtticusP
  • MonochromeMouse

    lara trump is doing a great Caitlin Jenner cosplay.

  • Frostbite

    Those lips are real… fake.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Fake lips!!

      • ColdCountry

        Reading fake news!

  • Blake Mason
  • Bluto
  • Luther Kreiger

    Hey Lipsy, I fully agree that President Garbagedump is a true emblem of the extremely vocal, hypocritical and judgemental modern god-botherers!

    Sure, I’m an organized-religion-hating athiest so maybe that doesn’t mean exactly what you would like, but…

  • Tulle Christensen

    Says Baghdad Lara

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Said every propagandist ever.

    Try harder, Lara.

  • Scoot

    I see I’m not the only one who thinks so, but neither of these women look entirely human. Hello, uncanny valley.

  • Blake J Butler

    Didn’t someone tell her to balance out the lips with the cheeks and then the cheeks with the rest of the face.

    Jeez Minnie Driver told this to Patsy Stone.

    Duh!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0c0047eb15c24db1b54737a36b2a4c184a13d64669b86d88a6771709cff123fd.gif

  • 2patricius2

    For the Trumps, truth is a relative.

    • Homo Erectus

      Mama said incest is relative.

  • Tomcat

    Just as true as the collagen in her lips.

  • Hue-Man

    Early onset Alzheimers.

  • fastlanestranger

    “From these lips to God’s ears!” She said

  • Ninja0980

    Nope, you’re telling fake news to go along with your fake face.

    • bzrd

      she almost survived bowling green, almost

  • Henry Auvil

    You mean there’s another one we’ve never even heard of? Botox Ivanka?

  • AtticusP

    Listen, Lippy. Your father-in-law has lost it. His speech in Phoenix last night sounded like this to me:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/82a093ddd5e2b05d4e570963dc7e7c5af716c565653e0a1ee9942ac7edca66b1.jpg

    • Treant

      Ivanka was just carried off by giant crustaceans.

      • AtticusP

        My hovercraft is full of eels.

        • Treant

          Alas, devil bunnies have stolen my ocean.

        • ColdCountry

          Beware. When the clock strikes 1:20, the filling will leave the Bismark and march across the jungle to the tune of “It’s All Right.” And that is when the Banshees will fly in one their jet skis to render the stage curtains and weep inconsolably.

        • coram nobis

          Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime!

    • TK

      Gosh – that makes more sense than what he was saying. Pure babbling idiocy.

    • WTHella

      and the crowd roared with enthusiasm~

    • Todd20036

      But if I don’t shoot a duck, then what happens…..??

  • Realist_Indy

    I think she got uglier since the election

  • JWC

    I have had it with TRUMP and all his spawn

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Detain the spawn! Lock ’em up!!

    • William

      This one is sleaze by marriage.

      • JWC

        To paraphrase Cher that whole family is “Tramps and Sleaze”

        • Tor

          Thieves fits, too.

          • JWC

            but Theieve was the original title

          • Tor

            Yes. I thought that was my point. I often miss the subtleties of things.

          • JWC

            Wink wink hugs hugs

  • barrixines
  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Lara Trump to her plastic surgeon : “Make me look like Jocelyn Wildenstein’.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/348ba521f64c358fd6376f9170fce3dd8a9d6ab7d4df601a7da0e992d2e9fe4f.jpg

    • TK

      The doctors that are willing to go to such extremes with their patients (for the money, I’m sure) should be banned from practice. It’s obscene. And that is one mentally twisted woman. She was gorgeous once.

    • William

      Aww, I was gonna post that photo.

    • Todd20036

      You know, I’ve never seen anyone ever age badly, naturally.

      If they age badly, it’s almost always something: drugs, stress, sun exposure, smoking, drinking, surgery, or obesity.

      Genetics never affected anyone’s aging except for the better.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    What happened to her face??
    Why does she let her husband beat her like that??

  • SoCalGal20

    1. FOR THE LOVE OF FSM LAY OFF THE PLASTIC SURGERY, BOTOX, AND COLLAGEN INJECTIONS JFC.

    2. IT’S PROPAGANDA SO STFU LARA

    • Cuberly

      A user on mediaite pointed out that she’s pregnant. Is it normal to get injections when you’re pregnant? Seems a little dicey.

      • SoCalGal20

        No, I don’t think that’s normal. And many women I know who have been pregnant try to stop putting as much chemicals and unknown things in their body as possible.

        • Cuberly

          Seems really strange.

      • boatboy_srq

        The kids will be fine! Just look how well Barron turned out.

    • DumbHairyApe

      Hey, your keyboard has an “11” setting!

  • Jonathan Smith

    Waiter? I’ll have whatever she’s smoking. Make it a double.

  • geoffalnutt

    Bee-stung lips? At least 500 ( very pissed-off) bees.

  • Homo Erectus

    There’s your proof that Donald fucked Kellyanne fer chrissakes.

  • RJ Bone

    I’m sorry, all I heard was lie lie lie lie big lie lie lie Dad-in-law can grab MINE lie lie lie I’m probably directly related anyway lie lie lie.

  • TampaDink

    Her baby weight is showing…in her lips.

  • Joe in PA

    Too bad they couldn’t inject some brains along with all the other stuff. 🙁

  • Cuberly
  • William

    Do these bizarrely altered women hang out together so they think they look normal?

  • Jerry Kott

    Totally True? Just like her face.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Fake face!

      • bzrd

        Alt-face

  • John Ruff

    First of all, who the fuck is Lara Trump?

    • Cuberly

      She’s married to Qusay.

      • John Ruff

        Oh my God! She has my sympathies

        • Cuberly

          eh, not mine. She’s bought into the grift hook line sinker and filler.

    • Sam_Handwich

      Lara Trump is an example of somebody who has done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

      • bzrd

        being recognized less and less

  • SoCalGal20
    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Awesome! At least the courts are still able to keep a check on the fascists in the GOP.

  • SoCalGal20

    Feds should just declare martial law in TX. They clearly can’t run their own affairs without blatantly and repeatedly violating citizens’ constitutional rights. Busted THREE times this month alone for unconstitutional voting restrictions.

    https://twitter.com/ariberman/status/900499297598361605

    • Uncle Mark

      Time to relitigate the Voting Rights Act…and bring it back. Clearly, Justice Roberts was wrong AGAIN…especially when he argued that there was no more proof of discrimination, since Americans elected a Black President

  • netxtown

    BLOWUP FAKE LIPS: 40 PSI maximum. Do not over inflate as doing so may cause un-natural penis clamping during oral sex. Do not press inflated lips to fresh ass as it may become impossible – without more surgery – to decouple said lips from said fresh ass.

  • BlindBill

    45 is a man of faith? …does he tithe 10% of his gross as all faithful should do per their holy writings?

    • Cuberly

      Well, there’s faith then there’s FAITH. I mean, I’m sure her hubby using their foundations cancer kid money to pay for other (COUGH) charity events at trump locales is like totes holy charitable christ stuff and um……

    • Tor

      Let’s ask the two Corinthians.

      • coram nobis

        Who walked into a bar looking for that hot couple Paul and Timothy.

    • boatboy_srq

      10% of his ACTUAL gross, or 10% of the number he gave the IRS and isn’t telling anyone else?

    • bzrd

      he does, to himself and takes it as a charitable deduction

  • Jeffrey

    She has the personality of a shit sandwich.

  • BearEyes

    as true as those inflatable lips

  • Phil2u

    Amanda Lepore is less fake.

  • Phil2u
  • Crow on a Top Hat

    She PAID someone to disfigure her face on purpose? I don’t understand rich people.

    • bzrd

      well, you know, money trying to buy happiness

  • Cuberly

    I can’t help looking at all the filler they used. Cheeks and that comical pointy chin.

    Gah! Creepy!

    • bzrd

      the skin looks plastic with the blinding gloss

  • Dagoril

    I think she’s had a little plumping! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYLuAaexuO4

    • bzrd

      LOL

  • kaydenpat

    Lol! Softer side? His fat butt and big belly are the only soft sides of Trump.

    • M Jackson

      And his stool.

      • yes b’y

        eeeewwwwwwwwww

  • TampaDink

    Softer side is the part of his skull that never closed up a child….and the part on which he’s been dropped countless times. Another soft side, obviously is his ample gut.

    • JWC

      To paraphrase Joan Rivers on Liz Taylor this references Trump “More chins than the LA Phone book”

      • coram nobis

        “More chins than a Chinatown phone book,” I believe was the line.

  • Nowhereman

    Trump TV? Is that a thing? (snark)

  • John Ruff
    • bzrd

      so if you will, try to imagine seeing that face in your mirror each morning

      • JWC

        or wake up to

      • John Ruff

        The thing is, she probably thinks she looks great. She’s psychologically damaged.

    • coram nobis

      Who is that?

      • John Ruff

        Google Wildenstein

  • JamieL

    Her lips and face aren’t even totally true.

  • bdsmjack

    Amanda Lapore’s lips are awesome. This fish is just serving fish-lips realness.

  • JCF
  • Benny S.

    OMG! Donatella has competition.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Lara is dangerously close to looking like that cat lady. All she needs to do is tilt her eyes up.

  • Old Top Kick

    Hair Drumpfenführer is an atheist. I am too, but I’m not afraid to say it in public.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Someone wet her lips and stick her to a window so she will shut up for a while.

  • andrew

    Trump and the word true in the same sentence. LOL. LOL. LOL.

  • MassageBear
    • coram nobis

      Jail to the chief.

  • Ann Kah

    OK, I’ll admit it, I had to google her to find out who she was. Blubber lips aside, she most closely resembles a greasy Q-tip.

  • isthisdavid

    The first rule of selling propaganda is convincing people that you are the only one they can trust.

  • M Jackson

    No.

  • coram nobis

    I had to look up Amanda Lepore.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Lepore

    We learn something every day here at JMG.

    • thatotherjean

      Poor soul. Is there anything about her that is real? Or that isn’t lopsided?

  • Talisman

    He’s a man of god who “thinks” he’s a Presbyterian.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Looks to me like her lips are lying.

  • DumbHairyApe

    “Do these lips make my ass look thin?”

  • J.E. Pizarro

    Those are some DSL’s…….. I imagine there’s not too much to use them for

  • Nic Peterson

    Wow, A.I. has come a very long way. Someone should use the same skill to make those Disney animatronic things look a little more real.

  • Josh Shapiro

    What did she do to her lips, cheeks, & chin?

  • kareemachan

    I hate you for making me notice her plumpy lips. Also, sweetie, I know you’re trying to get on the gravy train, but you and your dipshit hubbie can slink back under a rock. You’re a drumpster ho, and good luck with that.