Scamvangelist Paula White: Demons Attack Trump Because They Fear His SCOTUS Appointments [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Televangelist Paula White, who has for years been a key spiritual adviser to Donald Trump, was the guest on Jim Bakker’s television program again today, where she said that President Trump is under relentless spiritual attack because the demonic spirits know that if he is able to make just two more Supreme Court appointments, “we’ll be able to overturn demonic laws and decrees.”

“More than just praying, we’ve got to do something,” White continued. “We’ve got 130 vacancies in the lower courts and he is appointing exactly what we have asked for, why we put him in position as the president. We said we will put you in because we want originalists, we want constitutionalists, we want our Supreme Court to be like Neil Gorsuch.”

“He did it the fastest, which was an absolute miracle by God,” White said. “If we get two more — c’mon, if we get two more—and right now, I know we are scaring the literal hell out of demonic spirits by me saying this right now, because if we get two more, we will be able to overturn demonic laws and decrees that have held this nation in captivity.”

The video, as usual, is unintentionally hilarious. White, incidentally, is married to the drummer for Journey and her relationship with Trump recently caused a huge uproar which may end the band after nearly 45 years of performing.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Thorn Spike

    Might as well be Nancy Reagan’s astrologer.

  • Butch

    Are you aware that your nail polish makes you look cyanotic? If you were a scuba diver and I saw that I’d be supplying emergency oxygen.

  • AtticusP

    May I tell you what I would like you to do with that 28 ounce extreme survival water bottle, dear?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a16956a3dfb4c7702c807174629abca52302ca41e4102d248fc89b97244e92e2.jpg

    • bambinoitaliano

      White old man who make a living as con artist is the common thread. In politics and in religion, all operated by similar looking scammers. Some with their blonde side kicks.

  • PickyPecker
  • Sam_Handwich
    • JWC

      Unfortunately ,for some . this is not humorous they are probably diggin gor their creitcards or whatever

    • Lazycrockett

      These two characters always seemed so out of place on AbFab.

    • Harveyrabbit

      Heh. “bring yourselves up to the screen”.

      I had an uncle who would do that on Sunday mornings watching Ernst Angley. He even tried it with his dog who had arthritis in its hips holding it’s ass up to the screen to get Jesus to cure it. If only old Ernst could have seen back through the TeeVee.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL always love this.

  • The_Wretched

    Is she post-stroke or loaded?

  • Lakeview Bob

    Too many years of hair bleach has effected her brain. Or it just might be her faith in white jesus. Same effect.

  • bkmn

    I think she means humans, not demons

  • Christopher
  • Todd20036

    We fear SCOTUS appointments who will overturn civil rights laws and basically make Nazism legal and white privilege codified into law.

  • PickyPecker
  • PickyPecker
    • AtticusP

      So many yokels; so little time.

    • The_Wretched

      The Neapolitan of seeds.

    • MB

      I’d much prefer triple-FLAVOR seed.

  • Frostbite

    Let me get this straight, your all-power deity can’t do jack shit about demons plaguing mankind, but they are afraid of frail orange mortal Donald Trump and two unknown SCOTUS appointments?

    • Jonathan Smith

      “the POWER of dRump compels you!”

      • Natty Enquirer

        The holy ketchup! It BURNS!

    • worstcultever

      You naileth it, good sir (or madam). Why we haven’t beaten these dumbasses into oblivion with such simple & obvious logic still blows my mind.

  • pch1013

    Who is this crazy person and why is she suddenly all over my computer?

    • Sam_Handwich

      could be a russian porn virus

    • grada3784

      Demons. Thru the power lines.

  • Treant

    But is White-Cain able?

    • grada3784

      She kills it.

      But I didn’t realize Cain was white. I thought he was Middle Eastern.

  • Jerry Kott

    I can’t remember the United States being this disturbed, crazy and fucked up. The Madness is snowballing.

  • PickyPecker
  • HAAAAAAA
  • barrixines

    She’s as drunk as I am.

    • M Jackson

      Dude, it’s noon. Hat’s off to you.

  • Christopher
  • Mike C

    oh jesus I thought that was Jerri Blank in the thumbnail

  • PickyPecker
  • Harveyrabbit

    So if those demons are so powerful why don’t they just get rid of the liberal justices themselves? Maybe it was a demon that accidentally killed Scalia by suffocating him with his pillow.

    OOPSY. “Demon Sorry”.

  • coram nobis

    “Her relationship with Trump?” (Article it links to is crazy enough).

    Don’t scare me like that! Besides the visual image that it raises, the idea that this banshee might be a candidate for the next First Lady is terrifying.

    From ghoulies, and ghosties, long-leggity beasties, and things that go boomp i’ the night, Lord God preserve us.

  • jimbo65

    Well sweetie, let’s just hope there’s a change a coming in 2018. One that’ll allow the Dems to do a little stonewalling in SCOTUS appointments a la Merrick Garland

  • Christopher

    FFS woman!

    Lay off the plastic surgery. Or don’t, and come back to me when you look like this, I’m sure then you’ll be more entertaining.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c8fe95c5b37f5b2c6a5180155e767f6c74b09de8ad88eecfa3565fd44f0ccc31.jpg

    • Treant

      Moisturize, moisturize!

      • Christopher

        Cassandra was a fun yet tragic character.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Time to Stop Believing.

  • worstcultever

    I recall Joe had a vid up recently of Bakker hawking his slop buckets, and I was really struck by the studio audience. Even for a crowd of ostensibly dumbass sheep, they seemed oddly sedate and unenthusiastic. Drugged, even. Maybe they’re all anxious anymore about their faces being screenshotted and appearing online.

    • M Jackson

      I know Joe posts those videos but I didn’t know that we were actually supposed to watch them.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    Just because Paula believes it to be true, that doesn’t make it so. Yes, Trump DID get his man into the Supreme Court but he did it by invoking an alternative rule to do so. The Republicans BLOCKED President Obama’s efforts with HIS choice. They got their man but they lost the popularity count (in the election and now). Apparently, this country must be demon filled as unpopular and as embattled as Trump is. Whatever.

    • worstcultever

      I want the stench of Dumpy to follow Gorsuch so badly he ends up resigning.

    • JWC

      But don’t you sea that lies, cheating and treachery are OK if they are sanctified by OUR GAWD

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Karl Dubhe
    • worstcultever

      one of the greatest internet cat pix ever. EVER!

  • Vira

    Repeat: One way or another, Gosuck comes off the Supreme Court when democracy is restored.

    • M Jackson

      From your mouth to God’s ears. Because I’ve decided that today God has actual ears.

  • TheManicMechanic

    This jesuscunt again.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Talisman

    She means Pence’s SCOTUS picks.

    And, yes, I am afraid of them because they will roll back the progressive gains we’ve made in the last 100 years and block progress for at least a generation.

    This is why I detest the Hillary haters, Bernie bros, and Stein bots.

  • DoctorDJ
    • JWC

      ah two careers in one life and one of them respectable

      • M Jackson

        LOL!

    • Treant

      “I’ve spent a lot of time on my knees, and I know you’ll want to as well…”

    • worstcultever

      Got to admit, she’s workin some killer style there. I’m sure this would get a five boner rating from the Dumpy/Mike Huckster/Josh Duggar crew.

      • Jonathan Smith

        nah, she’s too old for Duggar

        • worstcultever

          lol you’re right

    • Daveed_WOW

      Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker in LA Story.

  • ByronK

    She needs to change her Twitter blurb from “I love the Lord – He is my strength!” to “I love the Lord – He is my income!”

  • Michael R
    • carrot festival

      Oh look…she’s using the Trump hold.

    • worstcultever

      HAH

      • Michael R

        I tweeted it to her to see if I could get blocked

    • worstcultever

      omg the nails – what is that color? – 1960s Crest Toothpaste? where’s her sassy gay friend to say “what what WHAT are you doing? look at your life, look at your choices!”

      • Jonathan Smith
      • clay

        But she picked that color to match her genitals.

        • prixator

          Is that what colour yeast is?

          • clay

            for slow-rising waffles.

      • Librarykid

        Well, a job as 45’s spiritual advisor can’t be much. He never listens to advice and is not interested in spiritual maters either so Miss Ultra White here is getting paid for nothing which is probably all that she is contributing.

      • agcons

        Ould Mould, aka Roquefort.

      • David Raymore

        I think they are Cheap kelly green Press On Nails.

      • xzargo

        Who knew Satan’s cock is flat?

  • honestly? it just makes me sad, at times. to realize how these people continue to exist and be on TV screens everywhere. i was recently complaining about this. we dropped cable and went with the new digital TV antenna, so we could get local news in cases of emergency or really bad weather. sometimes i’ll turn it on when i’m alone or Partner is still sleeping, just to feel a little more in contact with humanity.

    but then i skim the channels looking for the appropriate background, sound-off programming, and what do i see? channel after channel with these grifters. who only exist because there are SO MANY PEOPLE willing to send them money for grift and scams, people who are without hope and choose to believe that sending money for slop buckets and ‘blessed’ prayer cloth will turn their lives around. people who can’t or won’t find alternative sources for information about the world, ones that are unbiased or at least fact-based. towards the end of her life, my grandmother was one of these, and if not for my mother, would’ve sent all of my grandfather’s fortune to these scammers, over her own family. it made me so angry, they way they knew how to manipulate and old, sad, lonely woman.

    i know a lot of people love Obama, but in the end, he proved what i always believed about him: that he was no true liberal or progressive, and that the best we could expect from him was keeping the country from falling off the cliff, but not pulling back from it. there were so many things he could’ve made a priority, and a modern day version of the fairness act is just one on a long list, beside totally disengaging from foreign wars, or expanding medicaid to everyone. sure, he wasn’t a superhero and congress was for 3/4 of his terms controlled by the thugs. but there were almost two full years when the dems could’ve done so much, at the beginning, and the country was filled with hope for real change. but he proved to be yet another pol whose first priority was the 1%, never mind the rest of us.

    and because he didn’t choose to elevate his party as its leader to higher, better things, we are where we are now. drumpf should never have been possible. he didn’t win, and yet there he sits as president, and in truth puppet to putin and goddess knows who else. no, this whole comment isn’t meant to bash obama alone, but to include all dem pols and voters and liberals and progressives, who settled for less. when we could’ve had so much more. proper regulation of the airwaves and internet is critical in today’s society, but none of them want to make that a priority, because in the end they care more about making friends in a liar’s den of our media world, than crafting and implementing policy that actually helps the people who need it most.

    • Daveed_WOW

      They are motivated primarily by hate. These are my people. The televangelists give them a sort of trope for the kind of blunt bigotry that gets most people into trouble. It’s all about the fear of the “other” (which includes women). Every fear and hope is based on preserving white supremacy. These people on TV scare the crap out of people, thus the money and votes.

    • worstcultever

      excellent essay

  • Steverino

    I like the top pic… it looks like she just harvested a resurrection booger.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • M Jackson

    Uh oh, I see another comment thread that’s going to keep me from reading anything else today.
    JMG commenters stop being so goddamned entertaining!

  • BearEyes

    Gorsuch – occupier of Merrick Garland’s stolen seat – is a demon
    we do not need more demons like that

    • AJayne

      Filling that stolen SCOTUS seat was a large part of why true believers held their noses about other stuff and voted for donald. I know because some of them occupy spaces in my birth family…

  • another_steve

    I’m looking for a good demon to attack me. In “that way,” you understand. My husband used to be a demon, which appealed to me greatly. Today, not so much.

    He’s slowed up.

    • JWC

      assuming it takes two to Tango just sayin

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Cackalaquiano

    Because everyone knows demons are bound by SCOTUS rulings.

  • Bad Tom

    $25 for a 28oz bottle of “Survival Water”?
    That’s an extreme grift all right.

    • Treant

      But you get the bottle. You get a 28 ounce bottle!

      • Bad Tom

        How could I forget that part?
        And it might be redeemable for up to $0.25, if it is made of recyclable materials, and appropriately marked.

    • Talisman

      It has been specially purified by the kidneys of the Lord.

      • Bad Tom

        This sounded more appealing with the reindeers and mushrooms.

  • Marty Pavelka

    “Who has for years been a key spiritual adviser to Donald Trump…” I’m sorry, I just cannot get past that part. Aiyiyiyi….

    • prixator

      The “for years” part is what perplexes me. I believe Dumpty is about as religious as I am (I am an atheist), so he must have been planning a presidential run for quite a while before he declared in 2015.

      Gotta be fake religious!

      • clay

        She bought the super-deluxe membership at Mar the Lago right from the bat.

        • prixator

          ♪ Don’t Stop Believin’! ♫

    • AJayne

      They meant to say political advisor on fundamentalist Evangelical views…

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Oh honey, you need “Stop Believin'” in that stuff.. sorry Steve Perry.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • geoffalnutt

    At first glance I thought she was taking Viagra. (top picture)

  • netxtown

    I tell ya what Missy Whitey – I AM ONE OF THOSE DEMONS!

  • kareemachan

    Is that what that circle was about? Exorcising drumpster?

    “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!!111!!1!”

  • David

    Considering all the money she steals from her gullible followers, you would think she could afford decent plastic surgery.

  • Friday

    Yes, we know you want to corrupt the courts, Fundies, but you’re still blessing and defending the Nazis in the White House.

  • yes b’y

    what the fuck is wrong with that woman’s mouth?

  • stanhope

    I’ve met her in person through a billionaire client. She’d sell her twat for an Hermes Birkin bag.

  • orion dumptee

    love her bleached blonde hair…with its THICK,BLACK ROOTS…..

  • Gianni

    “….Televangelist Paula White, who has for years been a key spiritual adviser to Donald Trump….” For years? Who would ever figure Donnie was/is THAT religious/spiritual minded? Can’t help but wonder what advice she’s been feeding him, considering the creature he is.

  • JT

    Scamvangelist Paula White: Demons Attack Trump

    There’s a demon left behind after surgery, trying to get out of that face.

  • Sporkfighter

    Them’s some fucking weak-ass demons, hardly worthy of the name.