Four Arrest Warrants Issued For “Weeping Nazi”

The New York Times reports:

Officials at the Commonwealth’s Attorney’s Office of Albemarle County in Charlottesville said on Monday morning that four warrants had been issued for Mr. Cantwell’s arrest. The office referred questions about the nature of the charges to the University of Virginia Police Department. A spokesman at the department did not respond to requests for comment on Friday, Saturday and Monday.

The Boston Globe reported on that the warrants were related to the “illegal use of gases, and injury by caustic agent or explosive.” In interviews on Friday and Saturday, Mr. Cantwell said that if he were to face such charges, he believed they are connected to an episode he said was photographed by a journalist. The image, he said, shows “that I’m pepper-spraying a guy straight in his face as he’s coming toward me.”

Mr. Cantwell rose to prominence days later when Vice News aired its report recapping what happened. The reporter, Elle Reeve, was embedded with white nationalists, and the documentary allowed viewers to see things from their perspectives. Mr. Cantwell was featured prominently in the report.

After the rally, he dumped at least four firearms and a knife onto a bed, the video shows. Several times throughout the Vice report, he made it clear that he and other members of the alt-right were capable of violence, saying during the rally that they would kill their opponents “if we have to.”

  • Jonathan Smith
  • bkmn
    • Tawreos

      his asshole will definitely not be having fun in prison.

      • TheManicMechanic

        But, prison rape!

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Prison body slams.

  • Tawreos

    I wonder how much more he is crying now and if we will get to see those tears.

    • bkmn

      Does anyone know if Virginia routinely allows filming in its courtrooms?

  • matrem

    “Tears make great lube.” – Bubba on the top bunk.

  • safari
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I thought he said he would turn himself in to the proper authorities should it come to that??
    If he is in hiding, it will become a national sport, it wont last long.

  • ohbear1957

    If this guy keeps spending so much time on television, he’ll earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – right next to his hero. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c9e7bd719c337d6c36e410ffb72faf2330b798c854fb76d950bef9c7795c9031.jpg

    • Saw that yesterday, and it’s so fucking genius, I can’t even.

      • ohbear1957

        I halfway expect a cable TV channel to make a reality series starring Cant(do anything)well.
        The 1972 film Network is chillingly prescient. At the one min. mark, Faye’s character pitches the show I had in mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxajGBZeQZc

        • Chucktech

          LOVE this film (even if the ending is a little weak)!

  • MikeBx2

    Nothing funny about Nazis, so excuse this hilarious O/T tweet from George…
    https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/899737016740573184

  • Michael R
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OT= A young, single farmer in Kansas was murdered in his home.
    The killer took his pickup and his puppy too 🙁

    https://m.facebook.com/Help-the-Matt-Schoshke-Family-111613752843906/

    • billbear1961

      🙁

  • OdieDenCO

    donny your friend need bail and a lawyer. ready to keep your campaign promise?

  • Good riddance to vile monsters.

    Really shows what chickenshit cowards they really are, too. Strength only in mob-level numbers and when safely behind a computer keyboard or vid-cam.

  • Gustav2

    “My use of pepper spray was Free Speech!”

    • Cuberly

      Less blood and soil, more mace the racists.

    • Tulle Christensen

      your rights end at the junction of your fist and my face

    • BobSF_94117

      Well, one can pepper one’s speech, so…

  • Michael R

    He was in the Colbert report a few years ago ( at 2:02 etc )

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQ5h8iWa0Q

    • KnownDonorDad

      What a nutcase.

    • TimJ

      Cool trick for posting videos from youtube: play the video to the time you want it to start (e.g. 2:02), pause it, right click on the video and select the second choice “copy video URL at current time”. Like this:
      https://youtu.be/-vQ5h8iWa0Q?t=122

      • Michael R

        I was going to but I thought it needed more context

      • Chucktech

        Be nice if you could also give it a stop time, like 2:13.

  • Michael R
    • Michael R
      • Bluto

        For the good of the nation, castrate him before he reproduces.

        • ZhyKitty

          Ohhhhh, I dont think the kind of sex he’ll be having in prison (whether he wants it or not) will result in many children…

      • Jeffrey

        Really good at communicating? HAHAHA Looking for white girls a decade younger than himself…seems about right.

      • worstcultever

        The worst thing about this is, there are all too many women so lacking in self-respect they’d actually hit this.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          And sadly, a few homocons who are equally lacking.

      • Ginger Snap

        Most private thing, little cock.

    • Macbill

      Now, he’ll be able to spend all his time working on his physique.

      • Snarkaholic

        Being chased around The Yard, by fellow inmates who want to pound him (in every sense of the word), will be an incredible cardio workout!

    • nocadrummer

      I see “jacked”. Pehaps his ‘roid rage is part of the problem. But then, HE is the one who chose to juice up.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      HA! That’s not “jacked”, he’s barely built….this is jacked you dumbfuck Nazi coward. On top of that, he’s only 36…I’m on the other side of 55. Come at me bro.

      Ok, I have to stop because Esteban, who’s right beside me watching me type is starting to giggle a bit. He’s look, ooooooh, show some pics of what “jacked” is….so, yeah, this is yours truly at fifty…..nope, not telling LOL

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d8df243b5160d755fd73ffd5f5810afa59f5fe4f6dd51ac8067e7b73fc5bb21f.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/52449b9965ca784121df796e9fdce45587788b884c0ecb52f11382304a845bdd.jpg

      • Chucktech

        Damn!

      • trouble94114

        I believe Damn! is the appropriate response.

        And while I really do appreciate the fact that Christopher has come a very long way with respect to taking care of his body, I would have to agree, not “jacked” by any means of the definition.

  • Cuberly

    On Sunday didn’t he say he was going to turn himself in?

    • ZhyKitty

      Perhaps he’s too scared?
      After all, we do incarcerate black males in shockingly disproportionate numbers than we do white males…and…you know…maybe he can count…

  • AtticusP
    • safari

      hot

      • Gustav2

        So the last shall be first, and the first last…

        • Adam King

          All in unison.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          You can just start all over again with the first one after you’re done with the last one.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Spelling it out and making me think of it and theirs all at the same time: talent.

      • BobSF_94117

        It’s so meme-y.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Love the ginger bottom in ‘K’

      • Robincho

        Betcha somebody rogers that ginger before long…

    • Adam King

      Very flexible.

    • Robincho

      The gentlemen comprising the “d” and the “k” seem particularly advantageously positioned…

      • AtticusP

        Location. Location. Location.

        • Robincho

          The study of real estate tells us to get a lot while we’re young…

      • Reality.Bites

        Not the D. His neck would snap if he tried to get his mouth anywhere useful

    • William

      Mr ‘C” is certainly flexible. If I tried that, I’d end up in traction.

    • JCF

      Am impressed by the lower ‘d’ and ‘c’s flexibility!

  • Bluto

    I’ll refrain from saying what I want to out of respect for Joe. Yins will just have to imagine something awful.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/38bcfa6fcd183b801afbbf3796a07a5de95d8601525ca612447e1357c37935aa.jpg

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Trust me, I’m in the same boat.

    • Todd20036

      It’s worse. The NFL is ok with letting people who assaulted women play, but not with Kirk because he didn’t stand for the Pledge.

      • JCF

        “but not with Kirk”

        Kirk? You mean Colin Kaepernick?

    • Robincho

      Hailest thou by any chance from Pittsburgh?…

      • Bluto

        30 miles from da point!

    • kaydenpat

      Yep. Hypocrisy is real.

  • boobert

    Maybe jail will help him with his coke snorting problem .

    • Cuberly

      I wasn’t sure if it was coke or if he was pulling a Glenn Beck with some Vicks Vap-o-Rub.

  • safari
    • boobert

      So much for being in shape, lol.

      • Jerry Kott

        Rough and ready?

        • Beagle

          Maybe rough. Definitely not ready.

    • Jerry Kott

      They all seem like they missed the boat. Many look like they are acting out characters in the video games they play in their parents basement. The murderer in C’ville was driving his mother’s car.
      This is what the new masculinity looks like!

      • Chucktech

        His mother’s car?? Jesus, how fucking pathetic…

        • JWC

          i thot his mom was a wheelchair type

        • Jamoche

          Story I heard was he got control of an inheritance when he turned 18 and ran off to buy the biggest dick substitute he could find.

        • Gerry Fisher

          The wheel-chair-bound mother whom he beat and threatened with a knife

      • So them calling everyone “cuck” is just projection? *snicker*

    • ohbear1957

      He looks distracted.
      Probably thinking about his girlfriend. She lives in Canada. She’s beautiful and smart. Her name is Georgina Glass. They met at a Confederate retreat one summer. . .

      • bzrd

        that was a friend’s girlfriend, his is Martha, his pillow

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver,
        She cooks like her mother and sucks like a Hoover.

    • wing560

      This moron has a go fundme page to pay for his 4th year since he says it was supposed to free. Pensacola Christian doesn’t want him back and there is only school that will transfer their credits. Poor baby. You can do whatever you want in this life but actions have consequences.

      • agcons

        Only one school? Gawd that’s pathetic. Which one, I wonder; Liberty U?

    • Robincho

      Pur, pur Baby Huey. If the Pensacola Christers are over him, that’s purdy much it. Idn’t it?…

    • Treant

      But people are lining up to buy that woman a latte.

      I would.

    • kaydenpat

      Oh dear. How much suffering can he endure? Lol.

    • Reality.Bites

      The really fun part is if he’d gone to a normal, secular school they likely couldn’t touch him.

      Our side has rules. Theirs doesn’t.

    • William

      He’s the poster child of racial superiority.

    • JCF

      Kicked out of a “Christian” College? I’m pleasantly surprised.

      • Snarkaholic

        He probably failed every test in his “How To Pick Up Girls For Christ” class.

  • Tatonka

    I wonder how long before his fellow Nazi’s start referring to him as Christopher Cuckwell. They seem to go for that psyco-sexual bullshit.

  • Christopher
  • Sam_Handwich
    • Oscarlating Wildely

      There’s always about a quarter of assholes, no matter which way you slice it.

    • Judas Peckerwood

      I shudder to think how many of them disapprove because he didn’t have the anti-nazi protesters shot.

    • billbear1961

      Jesus, what the HELL do 37% approve of?

      • Karl Dubhe

        Pissing off everyone else.

        • billbear1961

          They’re pathetic.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Lock him up!

  • jeez. i just watched his little vid.
    what a little bitch.
    a total little bitch troll from hell.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Will he be crying like this begging not the be the salad tosser in the clink?

  • JWC
  • Judas Peckerwood

    I love how these douches are going down in history: “the weeping nazi”… “the face-punch nazi”… “the nazi who stripped off his outfit and begged for mercy”… a real alpha-male legacy you guys are building there!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Cry bitch, cry like a baby and know that the whole of the world saw you do it.

    What does Christopher Cantwell smell like after a protest…depends.

  • paganguy

    There is nothing like the taste of Schadenfreude in the afternoon.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-59gYvKrjnqM/V9uNtmtQ9eI/AAAAAAAALEc/Chs9kzmjamwRYWVHvkctSeYtsTWeGz4tgCLcB/s1600/has_georg_henke_1.jpg

    The alt-left strikes again.

    A sixteen-year old German soldier, Hans-Georg Henke, cries being captured by the US 9th Army in Germany on April 3, 1945

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      In many ways so tragic. Sixteen years old, no doubt told the lies that old men tell boys regarding the “glory” of battle and the righteous fight for God, Country and Race. An all too familiar sound, now heard once again in both Europe and America. This never ends well.

      • Beagle

        He was 16. Probably couldn’t remember anything pre-Reich. Young enough to turn his life around.

        Cantwell is probably a lost cause.

        • William

          He was probably fighting the enemy with a potato peeler. By the end of the war, Germany was out of current weapons. Some were fighting with Franco-Prussian war relics.

          • Snarkaholic

            I read that, near the end, Hitler was conscripting 14 year-old boys and 70 year-old men.

          • William

            Fourteen year old girls too. They were firing anti-aircraft guns at tanks. Teen girls were part of the anti-aircraft gun crews for much of the war.

    • ZhyKitty

      That’s just a child! This picture breaks my heart!
      I doubt he had any choice in enlisting…

  • billbear1961
  • Adam King

    I hope he winds up in prison with a lot of black fellows who will help him learn some more appropriate socialization skills.

  • Ninja0980

    What a whiny racist snowflake!

  • Oh, Parker
  • Stogiebear

    Please tell me that one of those arrest warrants was for that titty-baby whinefest he posted.

  • JerryRich

    I’ve never heard of “illegal use of gases” as a criminal offense, but it probably refers to him breathing our good American air.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Certainly better than it was in the 70s.

  • Disqusdmnj

    So in the YouTube frame, he has a tattoo of an Asian character on his shoulder??

    That doesn’t seem very white supremacy-y of him.

  • Nowhereman

    I love the picture of him crying about getting busted–they should make a T-shirt of that and caption it “American Nazi in Action”.

  • Vira

    I was reading Cantwell’s SPLC bio, which alludes to his history of substance abuse and chemical dependency, including his self-reported rectal self-administration of crystal meth.

    Repeat: self-administered crystal meth via rectal cavity.

    Is this a common thing about heterosexual male meth addicts? I knew that it was more or less common among homosexual meth users, but I thought that truly heterosexual males were hyper-sensitive about anal matters.

    • Ben in Oakland

      They think about it a lot. A lot. A lot.

    • ZhyKitty

      I’ve found that about half of the men I’ve had sexual encounters with, including clients, are very much against rectal play or even touching, and from there it went in varying degrees in the other direction.

      Doing bootie bumps might not count the same though…I don’t know.

      Sadly, my Big Daddy is among those who won’t let you near their ass, and I”ve been trying to hit that now for over 20 years… lol

    • Ginger Snap

      Meth has turned many a “straight” guy into a cock sucking anal whore. I’m just saying.

  • Nic Peterson

    Lock her up.

  • Bj Lincoln

    HA HA HA HA !!! HA HA! snort…HA HA HA! cough ..cough…HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA ! ha ha ha ha ha….Oh my! THAT is funny!. I needed this!

  • kareemachan

    Sweet, sweet karma.

  • kareemachan

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust
    Hey, I’m gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust

  • agcons

    It’s new name time, please choose one:
    Cantever
    Canteven
    Cantpossibly

  • MonochromeMouse

    How could it be for pepper spray? Pepper spray isn’t a gas, caustic, or an explosive.

  • Talisman

    “Weeping Nazi”.

    Is that the same as a Weeping Angel?

    Don’t Blink!

  • Pat

    Like my mother always said ” You wanna cry? I’ll give you something to cry about.”

  • JCF

    This weeping snowflake is bottoming—NOT because he (ADMITTEDLY) likes it, but because he’s a big ol’ coward (who secretly likes it)—within *minutes* of entering prison. Seriously, imagine an orange jumpsuited version of this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/305c977863063b776c859855d9ff190e2582d2cb6bd441b011d321e25eb7a247.jpg

    • DumbHairyApe

      Kermie should really see his frogtologist about that prolapsed colon.

  • Henry Auvil

    Maybe there’s a place for Cantwell in the Trump administration. There seems to be a lot of vacancies there.

    • Ann Kah

      We still need to fill that vacancy at the very top.

  • SDG

    Hahaha… this is TOO funny.

  • Blackfork

    HAHAHAHAH. Fucking snowflake little nazi puss.

  • wmforr

    Anyone remember Torchwood: Miracle Day? Bill Pullman is a convicted child rapist/murderer whose defense was “she should have run faster”. He becomes a national hero. I thought, “that’s too ridiculous to happen.”
    Now I’m not too sure.