Pat Robertson Hospitalized After Fall From Horse

The Christian Post reports:

Famed televangelist and host of “The 700 Club” Pat Robertson was hospitalized over the weekend following a fall while horseback riding. Physicians believe that the conservative Christian social commentator will “make a full recovery,” according to a statement released by the Christian Broadcasting Network, which Robertson founded.

“Horseback riding is one of Robertson’s greatest passions and at the age of 87 he still enjoys riding on a regular basis,” stated CBN. Born Marion Gordon Robertson in Lexington, Virginia on March 22, 1930, Robertson has been an active leader of the Christian Right for decades.

Marion?

  • bkmn

    The ass fell off the horse?

    • Nowhereman

      Sooooo glad I didn’t have a mouth full of tea!

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        • Nowhereman

          Go to effing hell. And then go 2 miles past hell and make a right. Then find a pointy stick, sit on it and spin. Buh bye, Spammy.

    • Uncle Mark

      Are they sure they hospitalized Marion (Pat) and not some road apple that dropped the horse?

    • margaretpoa

      I was thinking that it’s five or six feet from a horse’s asshole to the ground. The big pile of horseshit musta landed on his punkin head.

    • Robincho

      Finally, an assless horse to go with my chaps!…

    • Off his *high* horse.

  • ben-andy

    He and Vladimir both like to ride horsies.

  • TJay229
  • Jon Doh

    I’d love to buy that horse a beer.

    • dcurlee

      And you know if Pat broke his leg the humane thing to do is

      • Todd20036

        Break the other so they match?

        • FAEN

          Nasty boy-I like it 😏.

        • John

          Uh, no…but that’s a hella good start! LOL

  • Taylor

    Hmmmm… any word on what this sign from God portends?

    • Stogiebear

      First Horseman of the Apocalypse falls down and goes boom.

  • Terrance Knowles

    Was it bareback?

  • JackFknTwist

    Great news, pity he didn’t get to see the “rapture”.

  • Ninja0980

    Never forget after 9/11 when people were grieving the loss of their loved ones and others were frantic to find them, this POS said it was okay because the U.S. had turned away from God’s teachings.
    When Haiti was hit by a horrible earthquake and thousands of people were killed, this POS said they had it coming for not worshiping god.
    When thousands were killed after Katrina..you know the rest.
    I have no pity at all for him.
    He is a horrible, vile man and the minute he takes his last breath, the world will become a better place.

    • UrsusArctos

      The good(?) news with Katrina was that most gay bars were spared. You couldn’t say the same about churches, ESPECIALLY the little roll your own fundie churches in the suburbs and country.

      • Todd20036

        That little factoid threw a monkey wrench in the Christ eaters explanation of Katrina

        The most devastated area was the 9th ward which was the poorest, and probably contained many church goers

        The “decadent” area was relatively spared

    • kaydenpat

      Not forgotten. Not forgiven.

    • Joseph Miceli

      My friends and I are all waiting for him to die. We will be going out that night to celebrate!

  • Michael R
    • another_steve

      Genetics. Nature is fairly random when it comes to these matters.

      If you are evil but are born with the right genes, you live to a ripe old age regardless of how evil you are.

      • Uncle Mark

        Genetics help, but so does having a shitload of money from bilking people. You never have to worry about your finances, or working too hard, and you can see the doctor anytime you want, plus have every test done…without worrying about affording it. Conversely, if he had a conscience, he would have died long ago from lack of sleep.

        • another_steve

          I predict that in the fullness of time, science will establish a much stronger link between lifespan and genetics than has been established to date.

          I have a nagging suspicion that much of the hype re “eat better and live longer” and “exercise more and live longer” is commercial hype sponsored / paid for by the merchants of the products meant to help you live longer.

          More commercial hype than biological science.

    • Craig Howell

      To quote a line that appeared on this blog earlier today: “I’m so sorry I was unable to attend your funeral last year.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Horses are very keen to know when their rider needs a kick, or a drop.

  • NMNative

    I hope that a nice big pile of hot steaming horse shit was waiting to cushion his fall.

    • TampaDink

      That sounds redundant, a big pile of shit falling into another pile of shit.

  • Jon Doh

    Thoughts and prayers

  • RJ Bone

    “Thoughts and prayers, Pat. Thoughts and prayers.”

    Also, if you see a light, go toward it you massive hemorrhoid.

  • ErikDC

    Pat Robertson likes to ride…

    You know, that sentence did not end the way I thought it would.

  • Octavio

    If we’re lucky, he’ll come down with a nosocomial infection and finally die.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    How’s the horse doing?

    • Dagoril

      Camilla Parker Bowles? Oh, she’s fine.

      • matrem
        • Joseph Miceli

          So this is what happens when you piss off Miss Manners?

      • Herald

        Geez. What a random shot out of nowhere.

        • Dagoril

          It’s called wit, sweetie. If it’s not to your taste, there are thousands of other comments you are welcome to read.

          • Daveed_WOW

            Meow

          • Herald

            It’s the kind of “wit” one would expect on Hee-Haw.

          • pj

            whatever happened to wit.

      • licuado de platano

        Camilla… why the long face?

        • Thorn Spike

          There’s a neigh-sayer in every crowd.

          • MT YVR

            It’s like people forgot the Princess Anne jokes…

          • ClevelandJim

            Was just gonna say, I feel sorry for Anne. She got all the horse-face jokes before Camilla came along.

          • katkelly57

            Camilla is more deserving.

          • What about Charles?

          • katkelly57

            Prince Big Ears? …..pffffffft.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Well, who do YOU want pulling your chariot around Central Park? Sarah Jessica Parker, Camillia Parker Bowles, or Julia Roberts?

          • RYalman

            You forgot Hillary Swank.

          • Joseph Miceli

            (smacks forehead!) Oh my! Forgive me. I didn’t know what I was thinking. We’ll put her on the lead team, although I’m not sure if I can find a bit large enough.

        • ClevelandJim

          lmfao!!

    • FelineMama

      Yeah!!! I feel sorry for any horse has to carry this ass!!

    • katkelly57

      Dammit, I just posted that….shoulda read down further….GMTA!

  • Pat

    Was it a very high horse? And how could the rescuers tell the horses’ asses apart?

  • Ernest Endevor

    Didn’t this happen a week ago? Or have I begun seeing the future. Again.

    • Octavio

      Yeah, that.

    • Reality.Bites

      It’s the equine version of Punch a Nazi

  • Judas Peckerwood

    If Gawd didn’t want you to fall from that horse it wouldn’t have happened.

  • shellback

    He didn’t fall – he was pushed. Thank ya jeeeeezis.

    • BearEyes

      mysterious ways and all that.

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes…when he least suspected it, Hillary jumped out from behind some bushes, and…

  • Dagoril

    This happened a few days ago. Sadly, doctors think he will pull through.

    • Ninja0980

      That may be but at his age, no way will he be the same after a fall like that.

      • matrem

        Maybe he’ll have his jaw wired shut.

        • Judas Peckerwood

          He’d just keep talking out his ass.

      • Reality.Bites

        You mean he’s going to become coherent?

        • John

          LOVE IT!!!!

      • boatboy_srq

        You make that sound like a bad thing.

    • Nowhereman

      I was sorry to hear about the full recovery.

      • John

        Does Hallmark have a card for that? LOL

        • Nowhereman

          If they don’t, they should!

    • juanjo54
    • Rolf

      Then he obviously must have fallen on his head.

  • Kelly Lape

    Fuck him, and the horse he rode in on.

    • Karl Dubhe

      I wouldn’t do that with your di…

      That’s not what you’re talking about, is it?

    • clay

      or, in this case, the horse he failed to ride in on.

      • GayOldLady

        or, the horse he tried to ride in on.

        • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

          Fuck him, and the horse he fell off of.

    • Dramphooey

      The horse said “excuse me? Don’t associate me with this asshole,” and promptly sent him flying.

    • John

      Him? Oh no, no, no, no. noooooooo. A stallion has a reallllly big penis….soooooo…maybe he could be enticed to ‘service’ pat? LOL

  • Philly Mike

    Oh Dear, I hope he fell on his head.

    • Reality.Bites

      I was hoping somewhere it would injure him instead.

  • Gustav2
    • Paula

      I hear the sun being below the horizon for an extended period really messes with their minds.

  • AtticusP
  • dcurlee

    Sounding to odd…..where was he at over the weekend?. Was he on that horse with Robert E Lee holding a tiki torch

  • Robert Adams

    An Act of God? Some sort of message from above?

  • Mark

    I said a prayer for him. It was an imprecatory prayer, but a prayer nonetheless.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Thoughts and prayers to the horse

  • FelineMama

    Hey, Patty, you sure it was the horse’s fault? I mean, You & your hateful ILK always sayin it was gawd that does this & that. Right?? HA HA HA!! Isn’t it ironic.

  • safari
    • Octavio

      Finger and toes crossed!

      Edit: Not if this is a counter leak.

    • matrem
      • another_steve

        I love that “just before shaving” look. swoon

      • Bj Lincoln

        ? ?

      • Paula

        Do you kiss him and he turns into a prince?

      • licuado de platano

        His Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

        • matrem

          That’s NOT a hitler hairdo

        • Jefe5084

          double whammy with the pedo stache.

    • safari

      The story actually shows restraint from the Trump campaign after an aid pushed for increased Russian contacts. And notes Manafort’s restraint. So, yep. Counter-leak.

      • clay

        But why was the aide pushing it?

        • Lizard

          The aide doesn’t strike me as the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • another_steve

    Thoughts and prayers to the horse.

  • justme

    I think I’ll keep my thoughts.. and lack of prayers to myself..

  • HZ81

    Good horse. Apples all around.

  • Chris in Sacramento

    Horseback riding is a great passion of his because he just loves the feel of something strong and rhythmic and slightly sweaty between his spread legs. (Sorry for the visual…)

    • bsinps

      That’s my excuse for riding

    • Nowhereman

      Oh thanks! Now that will be keeping me awake tonight…

      • John

        oh honey….a couple of tokes and all will be right again….

  • jm2

    what was he doing on a horse? they only used asses in the Bible. oh, wait! the ASS fell off the horse! is the horse okay? 😜

  • Harveyrabbit
    • MT YVR

      (makes a shopping list)

      Hilariously when I got into leather the funniest part was I’d grown up on farms. With horses. So when at the first event I ever went to that was leather I turned to a guy (friend of a friend) and complimented him on the snaffle d-ring bit he was using on his harness…

      Well. That was it. I was suddenly in. 😛

      • BobSF_94117

        Sniffle snaffle snuffle?

      • Harveyrabbit

        I grew up around jumpers. Interestingly I never got into the equestrian thing as an adult but it did give me a very strong love and empathy towards all animals.

        • MT YVR

          Jumpers, too . But all over the place so there was Western and Dressage and so on.

          One of my earliest memories is of the first horse we owned. Aptly named Muffin. Part Percheron so had the dinner plate hooves. But a sweet wee thing. We were her first owners so she was super super young.

          Which puts me at about two. And her not much older. I recall the dark little barn big enough for two stalls and feed, a small spot for her to be brought out and groomed. And here I go toddling around and this HUGE-to-me face cautiously bends down to me. Her nostrils were as big as my face. She WHUFFed at me. To get my scent. And almost knocked me on my ass.

          I blew into her nose.

          For the rest of the time we had her, for years, she and I would do this for as long as she was being groomed. It kept her calm.

          Years and years later I was a teenager and she’d been sold twice, once away from us and one back to a barn we went to all the time. I’d not seen her in probably 3 years. At the edge of her pasture I stood and waited for her to come over. Blew once into her nose… and ears up, eyes lit up and she stood and blew back and forth for about ten minutes. Loved that damned horse.

      • UrsusArctos

        Being a farm kid meant you know elastrators better not be left on nipples too long. The things you have to teach city folk. *innocent look*
        That and shopping NASCOfarm is a lot cheaper than Mr S. One fella was *shocked* at how much farm supply there was that could cross-over.

        • MT YVR

          It was the shopping thing that made me friends.

          Um. The rest. No idea. None. Noooope.

      • Todd20036

        For me it was my big… um… personality. Yeah. That’s it. I’m just a fun guy….

    • another_steve

      I bet he welcomes light and fey boys like me…

      I’m here to ride ya, friend!

    • boobert

      Every time on a horse was a disaster for me. I stopped at 15. That one would persuade me to try again.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I’ve always loved to ride.

  • Cuberly
    • Bj Lincoln

      The wife has that picture, before the sparkles, tattooed as a full back piece. It was a Valentines Day gift 10 years ago.

  • PR

    Best news in weeks.

  • Blake J Butler

    Did he fall off again? Or is joe just reporting this about “Marion” ?

  • MikeBx2

    According to Wikipedia, he considered “Marion” too effeminate so he went with the nickname “Pat”. Alrighty then.

  • MT YVR

    Ok so everyone is going along with this but missing the obvious giggle.

    How the hell did they get this man on a horse?

    One: imagine him in a harness being swung by a crane, out over the horse while hey check to make sure he’s not dead. I mean. 87? Lift a man off the ground and then drop a sack of bone dust on the horse.

    Two: how the HELL did they dope the horse up enough that it didn’t bolt at the approach of evil? I’m sure he smells of ointments and adult diapers filled with the diet of the souls of the young.

    • Reality.Bites

      If they could get a horse on Catherine the Great they could get Pat Robertson on a horse!

    • Uncle Mark

      Have you seen how much Pat is shrinking? He’s literally collapsing in on himself. At this point, they probably just stuff him in a saddlebag, and he calls is riding

  • Blake J Butler

    Either way, I’d love to learn about the condition of the horse and see how he’s doing.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Thankfully the horse was uninjured.

      • Blake J Butler

        That’s what matters most is that the horse is ok.

  • Nowhereman

    Sorry to hear about the full recovery. I do hope that the horse is OK.

  • FAEN

    Thoughts and prayers are ALL you should need Pat. Hospitals are for sinners. You’re far too pure 😏.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      In fact, I’m gonna keep these thoughts for something useful. As you were.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Recycling this anagram from last week.

    Pat Robertson ~ ‘bates to R-porn*

    *R-porn = religious (esp. white conservative xtian) porn

  • Ernest Endevor

    John Wayne’s name was Marion. And it’s Chandler’s middle name, too.

    • lenvus

      “Chandler” from Friends? I think his was even worse: Muriel.

      • Ernest Endevor

        You’re quite right. So you watch more Friends than I do? Thank christ!

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    Blood clot, foot fungus, hospital food… don’t care just call him home.

    • another_steve

      I always say… If fundamentalists are so convinced that Jesus loves them and will welcome them to his bosom with open and loving arms, why not jump off a cliff and join him?

      • clay

        (Third Temptation– don’t test God, oddly, the only one they seem to still avoid. They seem fine with feeding only their own bodies, seizing government power, and living “normal” lives.)

        • another_steve

          This is why fundamentalist theism is the ultimate ego exercise.

          If you believe your deity gives a personal shit about YOUR decisions and what YOU do or don’t do, you’re an ego maniac.

      • Gianni

        Unfortunately, someone along the way decided that offing yourself to get to heaven quicker is a serious sin – no chance for heaven then. Worse yet, no chance to ask for the always granted “Forgiveness” after the fact.

        • another_steve

          How convenient for the “true believer.”

          How very convenient.

        • John

          also offing yourself cuts the offerings short….then there’s the tithing….what a racket!

      • John

        because deep down, they know it just ain’t so…

    • Paula

      I was hoping for a broken hip. Those are killers on 87 year olds.

      • John

        If he had a concussion, his brain will swell and if it doesn’t un-swell, well, that will send him on his way.

  • boobert

    Maybe the horse got tired of carrying that sack of shit ?

  • NZArtist

    Why o why are we only just now learning his name is Marion?
    I’m not saying Marion is a bad name, but I can understand how he’d be bullied at school for it, leading to the fucked-up broken man he became.
    It explains so much.

    • Jefe5084

      Maybe he played Maid Marian in the 4th grade Robin Hood play.

  • TampaDink

    My initial misreading of the title of the thread had me giddy…thinking that a house fell on him. Oh well, not everyone can get a Miss Gulch ending. Thoughts & prayers to Marion.

  • barrixines
    • licuado de platano

      Pat is getting a little long in the tooth.

    • John

      Perfect! Plus the horse probably has more real teeth than marion.

  • Lumpy Gaga
  • andrew

    Why does Robertson have to go to a hospital? Can’t he just pray and be healed like he pretends to do on his scamvangelist TV show.

  • DaveMiller135

    “Marion?”

    A more popular name for men in previous generations. E.g. Marion Robert Morrison, who entertained us as John Wayne. Also, I had an aunt and uncle, who confused my young mind by being called Elizabeth and Marion.

    • Reality.Bites

      So young, and yet already so confused by lesbians.

  • tim870

    I’m big enough to admit my very very first thought was “I hope he dies.” And then I thought I should be ashamed and feel bad. But I don’t.

  • BobSF_94117

    So, if I was wanting to mail a box of sugar cubes, is there an address?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Make sure to uncheck the “stable boy” option. Shipping fees are a killer.

  • DaveMiller135

    I find it completely comprehensible that his favorite sport involves someone else does all the work.

  • canoebum

    The unspoken truth is here for all to see: a gentlemen never falls off of his horse. He is always thrown. Obviously, Marion is no gentleman.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Look at the schmuck on that horse!”

    [Drrrump-Chish… ]

  • UrsusArctos
    • Uncle Mark

      Oooo…Are those good witches or bad witches? They all smell like bad witches

  • Daveed_WOW

    It’s fun to laugh when a bad person meets misfortune. Just remember the horrors of the 80s and 90s for women and minorities. He did that. Fucking monster.

    • Reality.Bites

      Our laughter is not because it’s particularly funny, but to show our contempt for the vile monster.

      Of course if he fell in a big pile of horseshit and suffocated, THAT would be funny.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Indeed. I thought I would have laughed at the deaths of Phyllis schlaffley and jerry Falwell but all I felt was sorrow at the waste they caused. I could not muster up the hate.

        • John

          Given the opportunity to visit their graves – jesse helms, too, and a full bladder….

        • Reality.Bites

          I think you need a crowd for such events, but you really need to be in the right environment.

          Trump may never match Obama’s inauguration, but I bet the street parties are going to be way bigger and far more international in scope than the ones Maggie Thatcher had.

  • Jerry Kott

    That puts a damper on his role as one of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse . Was he riding side saddle? Maybe he just fell off the wagon and they are spinning it for diversion.

  • Michael White

    May his family love him so much they keep him alive in the ICU for as long as possible with minimal sedation/opioids/s

  • Yes, but how is the HORSE?

    • Pat Padrnos

      That was my first thought – could you imagine that disgusting person riding on your back?

  • JIM W

    This might be fatal. I hope the horse is uninjured.

    • Pat Padrnos

      He is probably covered by The ACA – Animal Care Act .

  • Larry Lautzenheiser

    That’s a sure sign of the Apocalypse.

    • Benny S.

      Three horsemen to go.

  • UrsusArctos

    It’s a shame this guy didn’t make it there in time to go riding with Pat. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d419bd44e756ff15f028c0c1070f43483caae092cbb4bc8afe33c712afd7f289.jpg

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    If this happened in a cartoon or a Three Stooges episode, the fall would have reversed the damage from his previous bump on the head.

  • JT

    Was he on the road to Damascus? Claimed visions of Jeebus will no doubt follow.

  • Pat Padrnos

    Sooo the horse did not stomp on him? Just asking.

  • sword

    A rainbow appeared while Robertson was out riding. The horse bucked him off. Nuff said.

  • Bj Lincoln

    How can he get on a horse when he can hardly move? Why would a man that age get on a horse? Dumb ass. Hope the horse is ok. Shame Marion didn’t break his damn neck.

  • Jeff Beauchaine

    Oh gosh, I’m sorry to hear this news….. that the horse didn’t trample him in the process. Even still I know one horsey who’s getting an extra big sweet carrot (didn’t mean to make that sound sexual, I’m gay and it’s just how I speak LOL )

  • JR

    From what I know of him, he was on a VERY high horse.

    • Gianni

      🙂 AND he rides it frequently! 🙂

  • Benny S.

    Huh, must have been God’s will.

  • Fangaffes

    It was God’s punishment for supporting Nazis.

  • Eric Lewis

    I am sure CBN will turn this into a fundraising telethon. All tax – free of course.

  • Vinnie NYC

    should’ve stayed in the sling instead of trying to mount.

  • KP

    An 87 year old rarely makes a full recovery after a fall. If they don’t break any bones the trauma from the fall itself scrambles their brains a bit. I’ve seen it time after time even among otherwise healthy seniors that age.

    • Vinnie NYC

      Wasn’t his brain already scrambled ?

  • KenRobinson
  • abqdan

    This proves once and for all that there is no god – if there was, this wretched excuse for a human being would be dead.

    • Reality.Bites

      I’d consider correcting your spelling and pointing out that it’s “wretched” but I couldn’t dismiss the equally strong possibility you’re merely stating his mother vomited him up. 😉

  • John Ruff

    I really don’t want to wish for his death…but he said I’m disordered and evil, so…

    • Mikey

      wish away!
      if wishes were horses.. wait.. was that horse’s name “Wishes”?

  • pj

    …and the horse you rode in on

  • CB

    Thoughts and prayers…and all the medical efficacy that goes with them.

  • David Milley

    And the horse was named “Grace?”

  • Homo Erectus

    Thankew jeezus!

  • LatrinaDiBucca

    How high was that horse?

  • JWC

    Oh do us all a favor and pull the plug

  • Tor

    The Lord works in mysterious ways.

  • katkelly57

    How’s the horse doing?

  • Richard B

    Karma, what was old Pat doing to that horse when you struck him down?

  • Mikey

    that’s what happens when one sits on a high horse.

  • witch

    Bag of sugar cubes for the horse

  • TheManicMechanic

    As long as the horse is uninjured, I’m okay with it. Pat hopefully will have some hidden complications. Just for ruining that poor horse’s day, of course.

    • Reality.Bites

      It would be tragic if it was injured and they had to shoot it.

      Especially if it was standing over Pat at the time.

  • kaydenpat

    I’ll pray. Not saying what I’ll pray for but I’ll pray.

  • zeddicuskotor

    Is the horse okay?

    • carrot festival

      It will be once the groom steam cleans the shit off its back.

  • Henry Auvil

    My heart fell at the “will make a full recovery” part. This con artist grifter is way past his time to be put out to pasture.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    “Horse” is spin for the toilet.

    • Uncle Mark

      Ahem…it’s not called a “toilet;” it’s called his “prayer throne.” Incidentally, it was the bidet function that blasted him off his throne. (If only there were an open balcony nearby; he could have been blown away like Beverly Leslie.)

  • Tom P

    Damn! Satan protected him from God’s wrath AGAIN!

  • Danieruw

    Didn’t he pray not to fall off the horse before he got on? God must hate him then!

  • boatboy_srq

    Remind me: Is Robertson Famine, or Pestilence?

    • carrot festival

      Incontinence.

      • Jefe5084

        Depends.

    • Halou

      Old.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Hemorrhoids.

  • Ray

    Is the horse okay?

  • Michael

    Such sad, sad new. Never have the words “full recovery” ever made me tear up before.

  • 2patricius2

    He fell off one of the four horses of the Apocalypse?

  • castaway

    In case you missed it, here is an “enlightening” piece on this POS P-Ro and the agenda of the Religious Right… MUST READ

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-the-religious-right-pioneered-propaganda-as-news_us_5943e1d6e4b01eab7a2d130a?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

  • Jumper

    “Damnit! Missed again.” ~ God

  • netxtown

    I’ll say it.

    Too bad the horse didn’t stomp his ass to smithereens.

  • Coopahloop

    He’s going to ask for bigger offerings at church this coming Sunday, so you Pat Robertson followers better bring your credit card. I think he prefers cash.

  • Thoughts and prayers.

  • Thorn Spike

    So close.

  • Waarki

    Mr. Hands was also hospitalized after his fall from a horse 😯

  • xzargo

    Die.

  • lenvus

    I offer my thoughts and prayers to the poor horse. That pour soul who had to suffer the tragic weight of Marion’s crotch sweat. Of course the creature just gave up. Then, when I thought of offering my “thoughts and prayers” to Marion, I was reminded of this. Starving children count for more than Marion. Sorry, not sorry. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86866d147b938c81660b32d4ddf9ce16a97a61fb98a1f3c9e39354fb19e04f77.jpg

  • Was anyone else hoping that this was the moment that god had planned to take the bastard home?

  • gothambear

    did he break his neck? asking for a friend. a really really hopeful friend.

  • Halou
  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    So his deal with Beezlebub isn’t quite up yet. Also you’d think he’d break a hip.

  • CharlestonDave

    The horse seems smarter than the people watching 700 Club.

  • greenmanTN

    And in other feel-good news: Gay Uncles Day, with pics by many gay men with their nieces and nephews.

    http://www.newnownext.com/gay-uncles-day-anderson-cooper-simon-dunn/08/2016/

  • metrored

    When I first glanced at the headline I thought Robert Pattinson and was like “Oh No!” I’m not even a Twilight fan.

  • -M-

    John Wayne’s real name was Marion something or other I don’t care enough to look up. Was it a popular boys’ name during the depression?

    • Reality.Bites

      John Wayne was born in 1907.

      I think it was a popular name among parents who could intuit at birth that their child was going to grow up to be an right wing asshole.

      • -M-

        😂 Wayne at least had a few flashes decency, unlike Pat.

  • WretchedMouse

    Poor horse. Hopefully he recovers from this tragic event. :p

    • Reality.Bites

      Getting Robertson off his back WAS recovering from the tragic event.

      • WretchedMouse

        Heh. Just the thought of being under Robertson. -shudder-

  • MarkBuster

    So, “Marion” needed to be changed to “Pat”… lol.. i love that tidbit

  • Ryan Hunter

    awwwwwwwwwww… God is telling him something, maybe that he is a horses ass.

    • ted-

      Maybe?!

  • Is the horse ok?

  • DumbHairyApe

    The horse was all like “Uh yeah…but no.”

  • DumbHairyApe

    And so ends the fifth horseman of the Trump apocalypse.
    https://youtu.be/FIY41LrvMFQ

  • Margie

    I wonder if his horse is “Grace”? If so, then he would have a “Fall From Grace”. Love you Stevie Nicks. Trump is driving me mad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t15PHnTBLwg

  • Secure

    Brainwashing & bilking people for decades.

  • Homo Erectus
  • josephsinger
  • Marides48

    “Will make a full recovery.”
    Oh how I hate getting bad news!

    • ted-

      I laughed out loud.

  • jixter

    Why don’t I care about Pat Robertson?

    • ted-

      Why do I keep reading Robert Pattinson? I must be dyslexic.

  • Girlgoon

    The good thing about him making a full recovery is that maybe he’ll get back on the horse and maybe die from the next fall.

    I’d be happy to take him base jumping.

    • ted-

      I’ll donate $100 dollars if you do.

  • leastyebejudged

    I wish him a speedy recovery !

    • ted-

      Why? So, he can spew more hatred toward human kind?

      • leastyebejudged

        I’m being sarcastic !

  • Javier Smith

    Perfect opportunity for him to show off the healing powers of his god! No doctors, no medicine – only faith healing and ‘thoughts and prayers’

  • fahvel

    his lord’s will be done – crippled maybe – no brain damage possible – bury him with his bare feet facing south.

  • Ben in Oakland

    I’m concerned about that poor horse.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Is the horse ok?

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  • Homo Erectus

    Anyone else here remember when Pat was the republican candidate for President?

  • Was he doing a photo shoot a la Putin?

  • Caliban M

    Please tell me that horse’s ass landed under the horse’s ass and Patty got shit on.

  • 3-Star

    Where can I send my condolences? – to the horse!

  • Charlie

    The wrath of GOD! Too bad he didn’t break his neck.

  • trouble94114

    who knew jackasses could ride horses?

  • Barakah1

    The horse’s name was Grace.