Pro-Trump Nazi Site Denounces “Fat Nazis”

Mediaite reports:

In a blog post on the neo-nazi website Daily Stormer, its editor — Andrew Anglin — offered tips to his fellow alt-righters on how to “Dress For Success” and “Be in Good Shape” for their rallies. In the guide, Anglin kicks off by outlining on a number of occasions “priority number one” for Nazis: “We have to be sexy.”

“We have to be hip and we have to be sexy,” he writes. “This means we have to look good, we have to look dangerous, we have to have humor, we have to look powerful and we have to look like we are in control.”

But there’s one pressing concern Anglin sees with today’s Nazis: they’re apparently all pretty fat. That’s why he notes that while “Fat people should be allowed to join groups and be involved in rallies,” the alt-right should “expect them to get it together.”

Anglin and a coalition of other white supremacist groups will be holding a rally tomorrow in Virginia. Police expect clashes with thousands of counter-protesters.

  • Christopher
  • another_steve

    I don’t like svelte sexy Nazis.

    Except Jared.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Have you ever thought out what would actually happen if you ever got your chance ?
      Wait, don’t answer.

      • another_steve

        I have a 3-Step Plan. I’ve thought this out thoroughly.

        (1) Erase his cerebral data bank;

        (2) Have him transfer his funds to my bank account; and then

        (3) Sexually diddle him.

  • Stogiebear

    First they came for the fat people…

    • another_steve

      It will fail.

      The Nabisco Corporation will see to that.

  • Oscarlating Wildely
    • Stogiebear

      Gütiger Gott! How many Dosenschinken is he smuggling???

    • shellback

      Fancy them making a fucking nazi suit in that size.

    • MT YVR

      I thought it was a zeppelin for a minute.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        oh the humanity!

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          That was horribly, funny.

    • Cattleya1

      Nein, mein Herr. Wer ist das?

  • PickyPecker
    • MAGABoy

      Exceptionalism is doomed to fail.

      • PickyPecker

        Коснитесь своего члена где-нибудь еще, мальчик-свиньи

      • matrem

        Ooooh a brand-new Nazi troll to block.

      • matrem

        But seriously, MAGA cum dumpster, get lost.

      • barrixines

        Shouldn’t you be out on a run, fatty, you’re letting the pretty Nazis down.

      • pch1013

        Oh hi, Andrew.

  • glass
    • Oscarlating Wildely

      You need to get a sherpa to get around that ass.

      • Joe in PA

        lol

      • bambinoitaliano

        I believe the ass goes on and on………..

        • Gerry Fisher

          omnipresent

        • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

          A Mobius Butt?

      • Hank

        I read that a “sharpie”, at first. With a billboard sized ass like than and a gut, that the Pillsbury Dough Boy would envy, it seemed to fit!!!

      • Robincho

        I’d kiss it, but who the fuck has all day?…

    • bambinoitaliano

      Well…somewhere in a pig farm, a boar might hit that. Just saying…..

    • lucadrian

      He’s in shape. Sloppy round is a shape.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “You can’t handle the Trump!”

    • Cattleya1

      Getting into Taft territory. He’ll need a hoist over the tub soon.

  • ultragreen

    Does your penis have to be above a minimum size before you can join?

    • FAEN

      Nah-how would Cheeto join then?

      • another_steve

        He told us during the campaign that he has a h-u-g-e one.

        I take him at his word. I don’t want to see it thank you.

        • Cattleya1

          I wouldn’t volunteer for that duty either, but I’m sure there are numerous members of the admin whom, upon an adequate financial inducement and protection from legal action, will tell you all about his micropenis.

          • another_steve

            Let’s hope for her sake that Ivanka has no stories to tell in that regard.

    • another_steve

      I hope not, because that would quash my hopes of ever being a full-fledged Nazi.

    • JT

      How much would that be in Hitler units?

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Below, apparently.

      • Christopher

        With their collective IQ’s in the single digits, they’re just trying to keep it simple.

        “My IQ is the same number as my dick size! How awesome is that?!” —any Nazi scumbag

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Sexy Nazi = Oxymoron

  • Yes, because Nazis wouldn’t want to ‘shame’ people……

  • FAEN

    Say what? This is fucking nutso.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I’m too sexy for the right, too sexy for Nazi, too sexy for Pepe….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e2919f773c111bf6cbdc274f05beebf2ee71ad3759a871c0ae5129b54e24cab7.gif

    • Joe in PA

      My first website 1995? (created with Notepad bitches) had this as the background music. I was stylin’. 🙂

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      [Totally OT: Noting sexy, the (honored by Trevor Project) lead singer of Imagine Dragons has aged incredibly well. Oh for those genes!

      That’s all. Carry on.]

    • Todd20036

      He really was sexy, and I knew that when I was pre-gay

    • TrueWords

      “I’m too sexy for my sheet!”

      – Alt-right Said Fred

  • Joe in PA

    It should not hang lower than base of your member.

    [insert joke about member hanging longer than your base…or something]

    Who ARE these people? They have a dress code? They’ve brought us to the brink of nuclear war and they have a dress code. Nice.

  • shellback

    I hope ronald reagan is rotting in hell for closing the mental institutions.

  • AtticusP

    I guess that means that Sergeant Schultz is screwed.

    I see nothing! NOTHING!!!

  • fastlanestranger

    Well they just lost 97% if their membership.

    • Tulle Christensen

      I think you are being generous

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    • bambinoitaliano

      You discounted the delusional trait of the party.

    • djcoastermark

      No, no, no. They are just big boned, or sumthin like that.

    • TrueWords

      someone is just looking for someone to date…

      • RaygunsGoZap

        I read somewhere that he’s gay. Or is that the one from Alaska?

        • RaygunsGoZap

          I was thinking of Baked Alaska

        • TrueWords

          No he loves young girls of a questionable age from remote areas of the world…google it…

  • BeaverTales

    “We have to be hip and we have to be sexy,”
    “This means we have to look good, we have to look dangerous, we have to have humor, we have to look powerful and we have to look like we are in control.”

    “Fat people should be allowed to join groups and be involved in rallies,”
    “expect them to get it together.”

    Meh, I’ve been to gay bars where the peroxide queens say the same thing. Fat shaming is a given, along with the nasty attitudes.

    • Tulle Christensen

      When I read what Andrew Anglin said I thought he was a Nazi Queen

    • CanuckDon

      “Come to the rallies. Sorry…no fats, femmes or un-sexy people”

      • popebuck1

        I guess in this case, the “no blacks or Asians” part is implicit.

    • i don’t like fat shaming. but i am one of those who believes that a healthy diet is essential for everyone. if i rant about diet and how to stay slim and fit, it’s only because i know how, it’s worked for me, and i’m old and proof that even old people who don’t do drugs or use crazy diet back and forth can be fit. i guess it’s another thing i don’t understand, eating and putting on weight that is excessive. i’ve never had that problem, but i want people who do have it to understand: food is not the enemy. you mind is. take control of it, and realize that the act of eating can actually lead to better health and weight. i know, i sound like a cultist. but i had a client who taught me about this stuff, and i swear, he’s not wrong. love food, love yourself, love being fit and healthy. it’s possible no matter who you are, what your food budget is, or anything else.

      • netxtown

        i was good with all that until you pulled in the dark chocolate brownies.

        • i don’t understand what you mean, and i hope it wasn’t some sort of racist remark.

          • netxtown

            If ever I was being held captive and tortured for secrets – I would cave in less than 3 seconds for a couple dark chocolate brownies. I can’t help it. I got my doctor bitchin at me to eat healthy and cut sugar – and I have – but what did the roomie do??? TWO full trays of dark chocolate brownies. Eat healthy? Maybe later…. 🙂

            (FWIW – you mentioned nothing about brownies. it was just a halucination I concocted between the lines….calling to me…begging me (which just happened to be right about the time roomie was pulling those sweet perfect morsels from the oven……))

          • netxtown

            Racist?? I attempted to contrast your ‘healthy eating’ with the irony of sweets – namely chocolate – aka my weakness. Sorry you took it that way.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Somewhere in the boardroom of Starbucks an idea of naming Fat Nazis on a new concoction of covfefe was shot down.

  • CanuckDon

    “I shall Nazi a baggy t-shirt”
    “I shall Nazi it hang lower than the base of your member”
    “I shall Nazi someone who isn’t sexy!”
    “I shall Nazi someone who isn’t hip!”

    • Stogiebear

      He will definitely Nazi that coming.

  • Todd20036

    Fat shamed by Nazis.

    That cannot be good for people’s self esteem

  • DoctorDJ
    • Oscarlating Wildely

      “Oh mein Stumphmefuhrer!”

    • Todd20036

      SHHHH. You’ll get another steve worked up

    • ultragreen

      His face looks straight, but the rest of his body looks gay.

  • Ken M

    Few things worse than a fat “Bad Boy.”

  • MT YVR

    So you just happen, happen, to have a diet coming out that I’m sure is free, truly it is, and you expect people to be thinner. Better shape.

    Well. You’re not as stupid as I’d have guessed. You picked up the Christian thing of inventing the cure to the problem you created. And selling it to people.

    (raises glass) Well done. May all the hungry white people who follow it find your home address while in the middle of starving.

  • MikeBx2

    “Don’t be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi Party.” 😉

    • MT YVR

      (sigh)
      Now “Come on, Nazi, let’s go party! (ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on, Nazi, let’s go party!” is stuck in my head.

      “Got a good beat but can you genocide to it?”

    • Keroleen

      The original’s a classic, but I think this occasion calls for the remake starring John Barrowman for that extra camp factor. 😉
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlQfW9oK1G4

  • PickyPecker
  • ultragreen

    Okay, sexy Nazis are supposed to wear tight fitted t-shirts. I assume this also means that they should wear tight fitted pants, like skinny black jeans. Freud always said that armies are driven by homosexual libido.

  • ZhyKitty

    *jaw drop*

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith

    “This means we have to look good, we have to look dangerous, we have to
    have humor, we have to look powerful and we have to look like we are in
    control.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EZb4u5DXko

  • bambinoitaliano

    I predict future lawsuits of Fat Nazis suing Fit Nazis for discrimination.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Don’t be fat and don’t hide your junk.”

    Is he planning a Nazi rally or a Palm Springs pool party?

    • Todd20036

      Yes…

      • MT YVR

        Seriously. Sit next to me. 😉

    • bambinoitaliano

      It’s known for the Foam Party. Ask Rubio.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Don’t you mean “Totally not at all gay hanging out at foam parties and wearing only the latest shoe fashion Rubio”?

        • bambinoitaliano

          How dare you! Get back in your closet!

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Can’t fit– Aaron Shrock’s taking up all the damned space. Size queen.

    • PickyPecker
  • Jeff Matchan

    And yet it still can’t mask the dead eyes and internal lack of humanity.

  • Ernest Endevor

    To be fair, the Nazis did have pretty good uniforms. They should have been. They were designed by Hugo Boss.
    http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/15/business/hugo-boss-acknowledges-link-to-nazi-regime.html

  • hee. this is really funny. here’s a hint, nazi scum: you kind are always the ugly ones, outside and inside and sometimes both. you’ll never be hip, cool, sexy or something normal people want to be. that is why fat, sad losers make up 95% of your supporters.

    if i were more of a gif artist, i’d post a whole mess of “compare these two images” stuff showing your pitiful crowd, and crowds at pretty much every other gathering i can think of, including old ladies at a garden show and freaky folk in NOLA. you’re losers, you know it, and nothing you can say will change that. also: no one wants to fuck you, no matter how much fat you have on your abs. that’s why you’re losers.

  • djcoastermark

    Ugly on the inside means one will never be sexy, inside or out.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Might I suggest the concentration camp diet?
    https://www.ushmm.org/lcmedia/photo/lc/image/19/19558.jpg

  • Galvestonian

    ooooooooh – lots of plaid and gold lame — maybe zebra prints or polka dots – twinkle lights would be fab, too. You can’t simply can’t be over dressed as a Nazi sturm trooper.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Then what are they going to do about their fat leader-Herr Trump?

  • Hue-Man
  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Oh, it’s another grift. The Fetching Fascist: How to Become a Hot Hatemonger

    • Snarkaholic

      Be sure to check out the sequel: The Flaming Fascist!

  • alguien

    now if they could only get hugo boss to design the uniforms again

  • When they run out of “the other” to hate, they’ll turn on themselves.

  • Boy Elvis

    No fems, no fats, huh Nazis? Where have I heard that one before?

  • Gustav2

    Are they going to a gay bar after their rally?

  • clay

    Dangerous, but with humor?

    They want to beat up people, then claim it was just a joke?

    • PickyPecker

      I was wondering about the ‘humor’ part of his statement. RWNJ’s aren’t necessarily known for being funny.

      • OdieDenCO

        RWNJ’s “humor” involves inflicting pain on others. they find that hilarious.

  • Ernest Endevor

    To be fair, the Nazis did have pretty good uniforms. They should have been. They were designed by Hugo Boss.
    http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/15/business/hugo-boss-acknowledges-link-to-nazi-regime.html

    • bdsmjack

      Really? I used to like Hugo Boss. I did not know that.

      • Ernest Endevor

        Apparently it’s true. I was pretty surprised. Mind you, it’s true of other firms so I suppose we keep that in mind before burning our last good suit.

  • shivadog

    Seriously? Have you seen the mouth-breathing knuckle draggers that attend these Nazi protests? Sexy is not the word that comes to mind.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I don’t like Nazis when they’re fat
    I do not like them with my bat
    I do not like them here or there
    I do not like them anywhere

    • bdsmjack

      Would you like them in a sheet?
      Or would you rather them to beat?
      Could you like them for a while
      When they snap and say, “Sieg hiel?”

  • Rocco

    He sounds like a gay Nazi. Would it be redundant to call him a body fascist?

    • pch1013

      My first thought exactly. He is *literally* a body Nazi.

      In fact (and I’m probably going to get some flak for this), he sets off my trans-dar, bigly. Maybe he is and maybe he isn’t, but in any case, if that rumor started flying around the neo-Nazi world, it would serve this shitbag right.

  • Octavio

    But what are they going to about learning to spell?

  • bkmn
    • Cattleya1

      That has ever been the problem with the stupid – they cannot understand the depths of their depravity.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Whenever I see Andrew Anglin

    my fists want to Grind New Anal

  • barrixines
    • JWC

      Hey can somebody grab another cold 6 pack of BUD

  • Dagoril

    Well I see Mr. Anglin has got the “hip” and “sexy” covered…

    HAHAHA! Oh my sides.

  • j.martindale

    Time to endorse gun ownership.

  • JWC

    somehow sexy and white supremist is a mix I do not fathom Fat stupid skinny stupid YA https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7e5245c206b401b06441783ab5c0639a825717688664effe50612a7de63ab9f9.jpg Sexy NO

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    “It should not hang lower than the base of you member.” LOL

    I’m trying to reverse-engineer how this sentence ended up in there. Is it because then when they take their pants off the T-shirt covers up the naughty bits?

  • “we have to have humor”

    If I thought right-wingers could ever figure out how to tell a joke without offending one or more ethnic groups, I might be worried. At the moment, I’m so not worried.

  • popebuck1

    They have a point. You can’t attract the “repressed-gay-feelings-twisted-into-violent-hatred” crowd if you don’t look at least a LITTLE like Tom of Finland characters in your tight uniforms. No one becomes a Nazi to look like “Tom of Wal-Mart.”

  • hoover2001

    A lot of this hilariously sounds like superficial, “you go girl,” female empowerment talk. Or something Rupaul tells his contestants.

  • netxtown

    I hope his momma slaps him clean back to egg.

  • lynnie b

    I’m not fat, I’m predjucially plump!

  • Gianni

    Maybe Fat Shaming would be the most effective way to undermine these whackos.

  • kareemachan

    They have to ‘have humor’?

    No way on god’s green earth do these asshats have humor.

  • Nic Peterson

    It’s hard to project that superior race thing from a scooty chair, isn’t it? Maybe next all the tshirts will need to be the same shade of brown?

  • Kenster999

    “In the guide, Anglin kicks off by outlining on a number of occasions ‘priority number one’ for Nazis: ‘We have to be sexy.'”

    You mean like those homoerotic French homophobes?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/01/french-anti-gay-protestors_n_3689838.html

  • Oh, Parker

    If they cared anything about success they wouldn’t be Nazis. History, it’s a thing.

  • Jefe5084

    Er…..ahhhh…hmmmmm….not quite sure how to tell you this but….
    Oh never mind.

  • JCF

    “It should not hang lower than the base of your member.”

    So, .000000001 inches then?

  • TheManicMechanic

    They must still be smarting over that video showing white supremacists being followed around with a tuba.

  • rednekokie

    Their first priority, seems to me, is to give up all their horse s**t bigoted crazy stupid ideas, and learn to live with others.

  • theonlyseven
  • KnownDonorDad

    Not surprising. The Third Reich relied heavily on catchy songs, spiffy uniforms, and flashy regalia. The better to hide the ugliness of the message.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDLEyB4GR2Q

  • CA2017

    He should have just copied his Craigslist post — “no fats, no femmes, masc only.”

  • greenmanTN

    It worked for the Nazis. Many of the early erotic drawings by Tom of Finland were based on the SS unIforms he saw in Finland during WWII. Some even had SS insignia.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Pretty much how it went down the first time….the young of today truly are as ignorant as I feared.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8363902cb322777a977901f4cac7487a3d8f0b8ee06d02109bbd34461ab7a757.jpg

    While the photo is real (yep, it’s when he attended Art school) I post it for humour, dark and foreboding though it may be.

  • RJ Bone

    Proof that if you collected all the Nazis and dropped them on a secure island that they’d just change targets. People like this need targets to hate and it’d come down to (as here) weight, or height, hair color, beauty marks, innies/outies…

  • coram nobis
  • Jefe5084

    Lord of the Flies

  • andrew

    How does that huge fat ass Trump fit their Nazi profile? Oh wait. Hitler didn’t fit the profile either.

  • fahvel

    vague memory – back during the mid 40’s they used to hang this kind of scum and for years afterwards they hunted them down until dead – interesting idea except for the fact that most nazis after the war were well integrated and quietly ignored since Phillips, Seimans and BMW and Bosch and Mercedes and VW and……….needed the fine business leaders and…..oh hell, I should shut iup. – cafe has been good this am.

  • TimJ

    Maybe they can get some sun while they aren’t eating cheeseburgers.

  • Smith_90125

    Watch videos of US prisons on youtube. White “supremacist” gangs enforce military-like exercises during recreation periods, with threat of punishment for those who don’t. The mental midgets view society as a “race war” and treat it that way.

  • Jmdintpa

    Nazi should be shot. Plain and simple. Many of our grandparents fought a war and died defending the world against Nazis. Now we normalize them and protect them for their rallies. Fuck that. Bullets are the only way to deal with Nazis.

  • Friday

    Nazis are like, “OK, who do I blame or deflect onto to make myself skinnier? You can’t actually mean working for something.”

  • They’re like they are the ultimate specimen. They are so concerned about “purity”, they make babies with cousins. While this is still legal in some states, it’s NOT a good idea. Because the duplicate genes get too close, there are mental deficiencies introduced at the genetic level when this goes on generation after generation. I lived on a farm where we kept cats to control the snakes and rats. You should see the sad circus that results from inbreeding. Their desire for purity is backfiring at this point.