Pastor Bad Wig Releases The “Hounds Of Heaven” On The “Jezebel Spirit” Of Robert Mueller [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau posted a video on his Facebook page last night in which he prayed in tongues for President Trump while blasting the song “Who Let The Dogs Out?”

Citing a prophecy from the book of 2 Kings that Jezebel would be devoured by dogs, Wallnau railed against “the Jezebel spirit” that is “working through the media to bring depravity and perversion” to America and prayed that “the hounds of heaven” would be let loose to destroy the “coup” being led against Trump by Robert Mueller.

With “Who Let The Dogs Out?” playing, Wallnau prophesied against the late night television hosts Bill Maher, John Oliver and Stephen Colbert, though he did not seem to actually know their names.

This might be the most unintentionally hilarious of Wallnau’s clips, mostly for the mangling of the above names and for the unhinged speaking in tongues that begins at the 3:00 mark.

And on an unrelated note, I’m weirdly fascinated that Wallnau seems to alternate his left-side parted wigs with his right-side parted wigs every other day

  • boatboy_srq

    Saw the headline and my mind went straight to Kate Bush.

    But did Wallnau take his shoes off and throw them in the lake, I wonder?

  • Mark McGovern

    Doctor of what? Asshattery?

    • MB

      “Theology” ??? from Phoenix Univ of Theology which has NO classrooms, and is registered to a private home address on Paradise Lane in Phoenix, AZ. A “doctoral degree” from life experiences.
      Diploma mill.

      • Mark McGovern

        I could tell he was a very learned man. I assume he must also have a BT (Bachelor of Tongues) and MA (Masters in Asshattery)?

  • AtticusP
  • Rex

    He just doesn’t know the front of the wig from the back since the label fell off.

  • PickyPecker
    • Bryan

      And cheap weaves!

  • Bluto

    How can anyone who considers themselves a christian listen to this horseshit.
    Oh, this kind of person. Nevermind.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7455e126801a5224eabdf34085980c2558629177c457f553ebc3af73b650598.jpg

    • Boreal

      Blessed are the gun manufacturers.

    • Todd20036

      Least that gun is pointed in the right direction.

      • Boreal

        Up a bit more.

    • safari

      “Why does grandma’s food taste like bile and hate?”

      • Guess?

        She’s self serving.

    • Uncle Mark

      Hail of bullets,
      Full of grace….

    • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

      She looks like she is going to shoot the flag, the bible or herself. Thoughts and prayers.

    • Nic Peterson

      Pretty sure I can out run him.

    • Smokey

      Unfortunately, on the RCC side the “cross and flag” mindset came out of WWI and the American fear of immigrants. To prove they were “real” Americans Catholics began to place flags in their churches. WWII cemented that god and country equation.

    • Dagoril

      If only the Romans had been more thorough in eradicating them. Imagine how much better the world would have been.

    • RoFaWh

      Somebody forgot to say “cheese”.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    The hounds of heaven got scared away by the vacuum cleaner.

  • SoCalGal20
  • Tatonka

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Trump’s base.

  • Boreal
  • BJORN RAGNVALDR
  • Todd20036

    Sheesh. Sometimes I think they just string words together in word salad paragraphs.
    THe rest of the time they are begging for donations.

  • Kissmagrits

    My cherry red Crown Victoria carried the name of Jezabel, but she didn’t speak in tongues….just dated every gas pump in town.

    • safari

      I think I’ll start calling men gas pumps.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Hopefully they last longer than my neighborhood pump.

      • PickyPecker
        • PickyPecker
          • jerry

            So, a nice roadside stop with lots of private stalls?

          • DoctorDJ

            They’re splattered all over the state, even leaking into Colorado, Missouri, and Oklahoma.

            Oh, wait….

            (Actually, their coffee is good for interstate travel, and one of ’em sold growlers of craft beer straight from the tap. http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/2016/02/17/beer-growlers-available-new-kum-go/80514246/ )

          • gothambear

            I follow Nyle DiMarco on Instragram (for the fashion tips of course!) and he posted a photo in front of the Kum & Go sign giggling…it was very cute. Okay he was.

          • Danieruw

            When I was in the Turtle Creek Chorale, we took a trip to sing in Mason City, IA. We booked three different flights to get us to Minneapolis and then took buses down to Mason City. I was on the third flight and bus so it was after midnight when we finally crossed into Iowa. We were tired. We saw our first “Kum & Go” and the entire bus EXPLODED in laughter to the point where the driver was giving us really weird looks. When we got to Mason City and met up the rest of the singers, we found out that EVERYONE on the other buses had the exact same reaction! After a few days in Mason City, we took buses back to Minneapolis to sing with the Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus. We had the bus driver stop at a “Kum & Go” where we took a group picture in front of the sign and bought all kinds of “Kum & Go”-branded merchandise. One of the best trips I took with that group!

    • Boreal

      Petrol strumpet.

    • Paula

      Those cars were fast, though. They could pass everything on the road…..except, a gas station.

    • gothambear

      you win! LOL

  • Tawreos

    Maybe the wig is a sentient alien trying to make it’s human test subject act and behave like a normal human being. I hate to say it, but it is failing.

  • BobSF_94117
  • safari

    I haven’t heard from Jezebel in a while. How’s the girl doing?

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Todd

    That babbling at the 3:00 mark sounds awfully Muslim to me. According Wallnau’s type, all Muslims are terrorists so I think the FBI should check this guy out.

    I like the sound of the hounds from heaven. At least they sound more likable than my cat from hell.

  • pch1013
    • Jay George

      Yay! Love, love, love Brian Eno. 🙂

      • pch1013

        That album is as fresh now as it was in 1980. Just amazing.

        • Jay George

          He has always been so far ahead of other artists. He is so talented.

      • RoFaWh

        Yesyesyes.

    • sfjohn

      I think I’ll post this on his facebook page – It won’t last long at all but…….

  • Robert

    isn’t praying just a form of witchcraft?

  • Hue-Man

    President of the Wig-of-the-Month Club.

  • AmeriCanadian

    Doctor of what? Full on quackery?

  • Harveyrabbit

    Don’t know which hounds this loon is talking about but these two think they’re in belly rub heaven.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/072ff853b37714e29b37ef83be2890c3adb7b34104f4ba6b770e04314a63a087.gif

  • TexasBoy

    That Jezebel sure gets around. She’s also featured in almost every exorcism Bob Larson performs.

    • Ernest Endevor

      She’s a hoot at parties.

  • Uncle Mark

    Who again is possessed by the “Jezebel spirit?” My guess is the false orange messiah that “moved on her like a bitch,” and “avoiding venereal disease was my Vietnam.”

    Secondly, the gift of speaking-in-tongues bestowed upon the apostles by the Holy Spirit had the express purpose of allowing them to preach the Gospel to other people of other lands and tongues, NOT to sound like a babbling idiot…speaking in a made-up language that no one understands.

    • RoFaWh

      A made-up non-language containing no sounds not in the speaker’s first tongue.

    • BudClark

      Having someone present who has the “gift of interpreting tongues” is a requirement for SPEAKING in tongues, according to Scripture. Otherwise, speaking in tongues is pointless.

      As is 99.99% of Christianity.

  • Prior to the internet, this guy would be standing on a street corner yelling at buildings…

    • clay

      You under-estimate the power of AM radio.

  • another_steve

    Oy vey Joe is on one of his negative-news moods.

    Here’s something semi-nice.

    “Pope Congratulates, Blesses Gay Couple on the Baptism of Their Adopted Children”

    https://newwaysministryblog.wordpress.com/

  • Natty Enquirer
  • Nic Peterson

    Golly, Mueller gotta be shaking in his Ferragamos. Imagine!

  • Frostbite

    Sounds like witchcraft to me.

  • Nic Peterson

    Hounds of heaven? Never heard of them. Houndntenor, that’s a different story. Class act that one.

  • Friday

    Wow, the TV preachers are really worried about their Trumpence’s crimes being revealed.

  • Christopher
  • Jay Silversmith

    ….ramma lamma ding dong.

  • TKW

    I think we all need a little…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VerK4zwMRQw

  • ColdCountry

    Well, that’ll have ’em shaking in their shoes! Seriously, this guy is a lousy speaker, no charisma at all. How does he have a following?

  • JWC

    What the US doesn’t need right are these religious rednecked dumb C**nts fanning the flames of WAR They,if they are of a religious bent be promoting peace and tranquility

    • RoFaWh

      They’re all grifters and if the IRS were unleashed on them, you’d see them peering out of barred windows at the tax prison.

  • Chicago joe

    Tongue wag at 1:14. Freakin hilarious

  • Puckfair52

    haamlamanmmamalamobama dingdongdudah dudahehhadupojahjasjsjakkjjlamamannnnaooocakcaaakcaaah dikdikdik

    • iambu

      My thoughts exactly.

  • Don Blair

    And they pay no taxes !

  • BudClark

    I laughed so hard I peed myself!

    • RoFaWh

      Just be glad that you have to laugh hard for that result. For some people, it just happens.

  • clay
  • -M-

    Mebbe it’s just one wig and he rotates it 180° every day? 🙃🙂

    What’s with the fixation on Jezebel though? They can’t pick some other name out of the Bible to be the ‘spirit’ menace du jour?

    Jezebel. Jezebel. Jezebel. That’s all I ever hear.

    http://3brothersfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Beetlejuice.jpg

  • TimJ

    The Wig Guy is just a dope. Pay no attention to him.

  • Benny S.

    innagadadavida

  • DaveMiller135

    “And on an unrelated note, I’m weirdly
    fascinated that Wallnau seems to alternate his left-side parted wigs
    with his right-side parted wigs every other day”

    Maybe he just spins it around, front to back, for freshness.

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Fools like Wallnau think that “speaking in tongues” means babbling nonsense. Yet, the Bible says speaking in tongues means to speak ACTUAL REAL languages (Acts 2:5-12). Babbling nonsense is NOT “speaking in tongues”. That’s bogus playacting.