Sean Hannity Makes The Ultimate Sacrifice

Via Mediaite:

Today brought the sobering and troubling news that reclusive dictatorship North Korea has now successfully produced a miniaturized nuclear warhead that can be placed in missiles, bringing it to the brink of being a true nuclear power in the world. Well, one man has made the ultimate sacrifice for his country in terms of fighting the nuclear threat from an unstable adversary — he’s going to temporarily stop his mean tweets.

  • kareemachan

    I’ll believe it when I see it – or read about it here.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • agcons

      I like the fact that his tongue is orange, but I think his teeth should be as well.

      • #HePersisted

        You’re an asshole.

        • agcons

          Wow, you’re brilliant! I hope you’re being paid by the word and not for the quality of your troll posts, douchebag.

          • #HePersisted

            You’re just an embarrassed jerkoff.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    12 HOURS !!! Grow up you slimy fuck

  • Onement1
  • The_Wretched

    Sean, you aren’t that important. You’re a symptom, not quite the whole disease.

    • Lizard

      Though granted, a fairly nasty symptom. Genital warts maybe?

    • Nic Peterson

      More opportunistic infection than anything else.

    • Sporkfighter

      He’s the diarrhea, not the Giardia lamblia.

    • BlueberriesForMe

      Shouldn’t his “ultimate sacrifice” be to be waterboarded in front of a live, national audience? /s. “What a tool” does not begin to describe this POS.

      • Robincho

        Keith Olbermann is still waiting,
        I’m pretty sure…

      • The_Wretched

        I’ve seen water boarding in person. Sean isn’t up to it. He could use some direct experience since his empathatic imagination is lacking.

    • greenmanTN

      “Symptom, not the whole disease” is a line from one of my favorite Elvis Costello songs. It was written about Thatcher but it applies equally well to Trump.

      https://youtu.be/9t4-zDem1Sk

      “When they finally put you in the ground, I’ll dance on your grave and tramp the dirt down.”

      • TuuxKabin

        Tramp the dirt down, indeed. Avarice incarnate.

        • greenmanTN

          “When England was the whore of the world, Margaret was her madame. And the future looked as bright and as clear as the black tar macadam.”

          Don’t tell me the guy can’t write some lyrics!

      • Strkr

        Is he still a racist ass or did he ever sincerely apologize? Elvis Costello…not Trump

        • greenmanTN

          I was unaware he had been accused of racism, so do not know. Where did that accusation come from?

        • greenmanTN

          I’m still waiting.

          • Strkr

            wow one quick google search later… And I merely asked a question —
            Costello was already drunk when Stills and friends walked in. As he got drunker, his words got nastier in a desperate attempt to inflame the sensibilities of his elders. Stills soon left to go to his room. Backing singer Bonnie Bramlett (of Delaney & Bonnie fame) continued to engage Costello, who kept disparaging America and its most hallowed rock stars. After 2AM he described James Brown as a “jive-arsed n——” and Ray Charles as a “blind, ignorant n——.” In response, Bramlett backhanded the 24-year-old up-and-comer. It all ended in a brawl, quickly broken up by the bartender.
            Except that it didn’t really end there. Bramlett went to the press with her version of events (which some would suggest was an attempt to get her name back out there). Elvis was branded a racist and his steadily rising American popularity was truncated. Death threats came in by the hundreds. A New York press conference was slapped together to hasten the bleeding and allow Costello to explain himself.
            He told his version to the room of journalists. He had been drunk. He was weary from touring. He is not racist. And, he said, “it became necessary for me to outrage these people with the most offensive and obnoxious remarks I could muster to bring the argument to a swift conclusion and rid myself of their presence.” Excuses were offered. An apology was not.

            Read More: That Time Elvis Costello Incited a Brawl With Racist Remarks | http://ultimateclassicrock.com/elvis-costello-racist-remarks/?trackback=tsmclip

          • greenmanTN

            Thank you for answering. Statements like those are indeed racist and aren’t excused by exhaustion, or any other reason. You don’t say things like that unless you deep down mean it. I would like to think he is better than that, because I enjoy him as a songwriter and singer, but perhaps not. I was not aware of this incident.

            My point was that a question like that “So is he still a racist?” Is a bit like “Have you stopped beating your wife?” There is no right answer. Yes or no affirms the assumption. Since i had already admitted admiration for his songwriting skills, yes, I believe it’s up to the person making the accusation to at least supply a link to the source. I believe I would have in the same situation instead of expecting someone to seek out verification for themselves, “is this person I admire like someone on the internet says he is?”

            Thank you for supplying the link. It sounds like it happened a long time ago but it’s a troublesome statement/event.

          • Strkr

            and he did apologize (from another artice):

            “I’m sorry. You know? It’s about time I said it out loud,” Costello
            said, addressing Questlove. “You know what I’m saying? Because I know, I
            know in my heart what — people are curious, people are curious. Even
            now I see reactions to this record, people going, ‘Well yeah, but they don’t know that about him.’ Well, f****** ask me then.”

    • Billanddogs

      Not the whole disease, but certainly a diseased hole.

    • Cattleya1

      He is definitely a metastasis.

    • (((GC)))

      tRump too is a (serious!) symptom, not the whole disease of the “shock doctrine” and corporate takeover.
      Naomi Klein on what we can do: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/jun/10/naomi-klein-now-fight-back-against-politics-fear-shock-doctrine-trump

      • The_Wretched

        Thanks for the link. Stopping fear is exactly what we need to do.

  • HKDaniel

    Because of the NKorea threat I will continue to laugh at Kim Jong Un’s haircut. At least OUR president…. oh never mind.

    • Tomcat

      I intend to make fun of the TWO ASSHOLES until the bitter end.

  • HZ81

    Shemp, just stfu.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Maybe he’ll enlist.

    • Talisman

      Those pesky bone spurs flair up at the most inconveniently convenient of times.

      • Tomcat

        He will ENLIST, the help of bunker builders to build his underground palace.

      • Ernest Endevor

        I’m meant Hannity.

        • Talisman

          Doesn’t matter. Bone spurs are contagious. 😛

          • Ernest Endevor

            LOL

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’ve been out all day. how credible are the claims about NK having a nuclear warhead?

    any chance this is WMD part 2?

    • bkmn

      US intel is reporting they can supposedly put a mini-nuke on the missiles they have developed.

      • Tomcat

        Our luck FED EX will deliver it for them.

    • Tomcat

      At this point,, does it really matter??????

    • BlueberriesForMe

      All I could think of was “The Dead Zone”. Can we ask Christopher Walken to step up?

    • Cattleya1

      They have small fission devices. It will take them another 7 – 10 years to build a thermonuclear device which will fit in a missile.

  • MusicBear88

    Well then, we can all rest easy now! I hope the nominating committee for the Nobel Peace Prize is taking note.

    [/s for those who aren’t good at detecting snark…]

  • Princess Lardass

    Whatever. I haven’t tweeted in eleven years.

    • Tomcat

      I guess we have taken the REAL ultimate sacrifice, instead of him.

  • bkmn
  • JT

    Sean Hannity Makes The Ultimate Sacrifice

    I was hoping seppuku was involved.

    • bkmn

      or supergluing his mouth shut or fusing his fingers so he can’t type/tweet

      • JT

        And every other orifice in his body. That might lead to a resounding finale.

    • Nic Peterson

      Too good for him and it requires a final shred of honor. So, impossible.

    • Nic Peterson

      Forgive me for enjoying a passing thought about Polonium and the ironies.

    • BearEyes

      no, that would be hannity actually caring about others for a change.

  • Tomcat

    Well I am sure that will make the world a better place, for 12 hours. /s

  • Boreal
    • Princess Lardass

      Did he ever apologize to the family of Seth Rich?

      • Boreal

        No.

        • Lizard

          He is the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, just without the willingness to change and redeeming qualities.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udryyaFzezg

          • Todd20036

            He’s Gaston

          • Lizard

            True, true.

          • Danieruw

            At least Gaston is nice to look at. And he also has the courtesy to be fictional!

          • grada3784

            In the original myth, he was Cupid.

        • Princess Lardass

          Wow. What a fucking surprise…

    • Danieruw

      The last sentence is the best part!

    • Strkr

      Well not EVERYbody…I guess Shep would be the exception that proves the rule?

  • AtticusP
  • greenmanTN

    My, what a sacrifice, not being an asshole for 12 whole hours! He’s a regular Joan Of Arc! 🙄

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    Dammit Joe…I thought you were going say he was going to off himself. For the greater good and all.

  • Don’t know if y’all noticed, but in the space of a single tweet, Hannity made a proposal…and then IMMEDIATELY reneged on it.

    • tim870

      My first thought was “you mean after this tweet?”

    • In some ways it’s impressive, not to even make it to the end of the tweet before restarting the very thing he said he was going to stop.

      • M Jackson

        You’re cracking me up!🤣

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • Tomcat

      Those damn bots that were voting for trump did it.

      • Danieruw

        Question from the kids – “What WAS Facebook?”

        • JCF

          More like, “What was book?”

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      • Thank you, I’ve been looking for that one.

  • John

    I would prefer something a bit more, shall we say, permanent.

    • Lizard

      It’s kind of adorable how Hannity think people will be upset that he’s finally shutting the fuck up.

      • Tomcat

        I am elated, but wish he would just drop dead instead.

  • Lizard

    I’ll start taking that seriously when Trump gives up his propaganda folder for a day and actually reads a fucking military brief.

    No?

    Okay then. Fuck off.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Princess Lardass

      Soooooo McCain takes exception to ALL the president’s comments?

    • …McCain said with furrowed brow, debating whether to add an expression of ‘deep concern’ before heading back to Washington to keep enacting the GOP/Trump agenda of reckless mayhem and chaos and authoritarian fascism.

  • Tomcat

    If you really want to help the situation,,, RESIGN and take Donald with you.

  • tim870

    I really hope Hillary decides to go on a tweet spree in the next 12 hours!

  • Richard B

    Oh, I would have though Sean’s ultimate sacrifice would have been to donate his vast wealth to the America’s poor and fatherless black kids.
    Darn, maybe in another lifetime….

    • kareemachan

      Or at least get waterboarded for charity….

  • Michael R
    • Natty Enquirer

      Mouth peace.

      • Tomcat

        NO REAL GOD— NO REAL PEACE.

  • Michael C

    Did Hannity just admit that his arguments are usually petty?

    • agcons

      That’s how I read it.

    • Danieruw

      Replace “usually” with “always”.

  • -M-

    Sure, Jan. 🙄

  • djcoastermark

    I’ll bet the evanjellies are just giddy as heck today, with the possibility of being soo close to the apoppylips and rupture or whatever the hell they keep looking forward to.

    • Treant

      The one minor Happy Thought, should I survive the bombing of the international airport 3.2 miles away, will be the idea of the Evangelicals vomiting radioactive blood as they contemplate why their God abandoned them for the Rapture.

    • jerry

      I think that’s pork lips…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjuXP3aya00

  • Tomcat

    “In light of dangerous NKorea threat, I’m stopping all petty political
    disagreements for at least next 12 hours. Let’s see what others do.”
    I will however be the same disgusting asshole during my show, for the DJT base.

  • thom

    Oh, so now they trust “leaks”?

    Assholes

  • thom
    • Princess Lardass

      I hope she feels some level of vindication. She isn’t perfect, but it felt like everyone was out to malign her and screw her over.

  • Outlaw Woman

    Translation:
    Sean Hannity is going on a 12 hour drinking binge, don’t tweet anything mean until he sobers up.

  • paganguy

    So now Hannity isn’t just a troll, he’s a concern troll.

  • netxtown

    What an asshole. The ‘ultimate sacrifice’ is generally used to denote service members who have lost their lives while in service.

    …and this dumb ass motherfucker is still breathing. Fuck him forever.

  • FAEN

    LMAO-bitch please.

  • fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/895043109519855617

    This is what would be known as a preemptive strike.

      • Treant

        Is it time to get my ass to the Azores yet? They should do temporarily until I can escape to New Zealand.

        • Only if you have a boat. You know what it’s like to try to fly anywhere these days…

        • Danieruw

          I think Greenland is beautiful this time of year.

    • CANADA has stepped up to try to stop the madness.
      https://twitter.com/CNN/status/895040078501875716

      • kareemachan

        Well, somebody’s gotta do it, and Tillerson rex is napping.

        • Tomcat

          Tillerson is in the Phillipines working on stopping NK.

          • Todd20036

            He should be at Trumps golf course. With a gun , a bullet, and a real willingness to finally atone

          • Danieruw

            How? By practicing how to placate a murderous dictator?

  • anne marie in philly

    who gives a fat flying fuck about this asswipe? wish he would STHU for good!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Well put!

  • TimCA

    I mentioned here last week that I had sent several emails to various companies I do business with threatening to take my business elsewhere if they continued to advertise on the Sean Hannity Show. Today my local Allstate agent’s office called me. Apparently the email I sent to the corporate office was read and sent to my local agent’s office where they reached out to me. The office manager indicated that I was one of several people in my area who had written to Allstate also threatening to cancel their policies as well. Now this is a very conservative part of Northern San Diego County. Although there is so far no decision announced yet by Allstate many other corporations are definitely getting the message nationally and are canceling advertising buys.

    Please contact corporations where you spend your money. It’s inexcusable that members of our community and our allies continue to effectively underwrite the lies that Hannity spews!

    #sethrich

    http://firehannity.org/

  • billbear1961

    You want to use this to stop JUSTICE from holding your mad master ACCOUNTABLE!

    Forget it, you disgraceful FASCIST!

    This will turn SANE people against the maniac more than EVER!

  • Dana Chilton

    Was wondering how long it would take for him to pivot to the old position (when the last republican was in office) that to demean or speak ill of a sitting president in a time of war was treasonous. Get ready for the resurrection of the narrative that we are a society of either obideint “Real Americans” or traitorous turncoats

    • Treant

      (Waives hand) Treasonous turncoat here! It’s the only sane reaction to a treasonous “president.”

    • greenmanTN

      The GOP motto: “Do as I say, not as I do”

  • Macbill

    I heard if he stopped talking altogether, world hunger would go away. But Sean won’t do that….

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      The ozone layer would be safer…

  • Bob Conti
  • Adam Stevens

    So, Sean Hannity won’t suck the President’s dick for the next 12 hours, but ONLY if CNN stops talking about all of the President’s world-fucking mistakes?

    Dude, you’re a fucking idiot. Now and always.

  • sword

    I also promise not to get into any political arguments for the next 12 hours, if Hannity would just shut up. If a couple of thousand of JMG readers would also pledge…maybe Hannity would be silent for the next ten years!

  • OdieDenCO

    so if nothing happens in the next 12 hours, it means you’ve been the source of tribulations?

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Has been suspended?

  • Karl Dubhe

    Not sepuku?

    Overblown headline, man…

  • Mark

    12 hours? Really???? asshole

  • Jefe5084

    HA!!! What a jackass. But at least he admits right out in front of his hateful god and others that all his bloviating is petty. We already knew that, of course.

  • fuzzybits

    Oh wow,12 hours!!!

  • geoffalnutt

    “…the ultimate sacrifice.” Damn. I was thinking suicide.

    • rickhfx

      Harakiri (disambiguation)

  • johncAtl

    Show some commitment Sean. Stop breathing for the next 12 hours and we’ll all be cheering you on.

  • And then Hannity said, “and, just as soon as this threat is over, I’ll go back to being myself and will restart the incessant, petty, political disagreements non-stop.”

  • SFBruce

    How magnanimous. At least, he’s kind of admitting all his show is about are his petty political disagreements.

  • Blobby

    which means he’s just not talking at all. right?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    This isn’t a fucking joke and I’m not censoring myself anymore, not when we’re this close…

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/895095437690118144

    P.S. Joe, I’ll understand if you delete this, but I honestly can’t remain silent while these disingenuous assholes put the rest of the world on the brink.

  • Jason

    12 hours??? I guess that’s a lot considering fox hosts can’t normally go that long without sexually harassing a coworker, so not escalating nuclear war makes this so much more momentous.

  • Halou

    In other words Sean Hannity is going to bed now, and he will grace us all with his wisdom after he wakes up. How amazing cynical. Expecting praise for doing literally nothing.

  • Four minutes into his show, he was blaming Bill Clinton for the NK crisis.

  • grada3784

    Such a Seanrifice.

    • JCF

      Sean-orifice.

  • JCF
  • leastyebejudged

    so he wasn’t sacrificed ?

    disappointing.