Roy Moore Slams McConnell’s “Slime Machine” [VIDEO]

Emboldened by his perch atop the latest poll, Roy Moore is attacking Mitch McConnell’s “slime machine” in a new ad:

The 30-second ad spot echoes President Trump’s calls to “drain the swamp” in Washington and attacks the Senate majority leader for “spending millions to attack” Moore, an apparent reference to a Politico report that the Kentucky Republican’s super PAC is gearing up to spend as much as $8 million to back Sen. Luther Strange’s (R-Ala.) campaign.

“They lied about repealing ObamaCare. Now, Mitch McConnell’s D.C. slime machine is spending millions spreading lies about Roy Moore, bearing false witness,” the ad’s narrator says.

“Why? We know why. We all know why,” the ad continues. “Roy Moore is honest and Roy Moore is his own man. And Roy Moore fears God, stands for the Constitution, fights for what is right and believes what we believe.

  • Todd20036

    Two wrongs make a right. Who knew?

  • Dana Chilton

    Notice he put McCain to the left with democrats..also that the republicans he know Alabamans like all look decent while the democrats and McCain look sinister

  • Boreal

    Poor Royboy. Kaine, Schumer and Pelosi have nothing to do with Mitch’s smear machine. I guess they were just added as scary hobgoblins for Roy’s cousinfucker voting base.

    • Chucktech

      Chrstianist scum like Roy Moore can’t help but take gratuitous swipes at the Dems who have absolutely nothing to do regarding perceived perfidious shit on their side of the aisle.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Bed bug meets tick. Pot and Kettle are too nice to be use on these assholes.

  • Ninja0980

    Infighting is fun!

  • Boreal
  • bkmn

    Roy is just pissed because this time around it is aimed at him. If it was aimed at his opponent he would be calling him/her a whiner and a loser.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd97df27bf88840a139f9d0bb56106312cab1c5375324bf98046d42a78d04239.jpg

    • He still would.

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  • Butch

    Why do these right-wing ads always look like they came out of a remedial third-grade multimedia class?

    • TheManicMechanic

      Because they did. Never mind the third graders being in their 30s and beyond. They be a lil’ slow in Alabammy.

    • boatboy_srq

      “Them darned CryptoMuslim IslamoFascoSoshulist Liebruls do this all the time; it can’t be THAT hard.”

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Wow! Republican circular firing squad cannibal fest is in full swing this week.

  • Jacob

    Barf

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Speaking of swamps and drains, all y’all have seen the cover of Eric Bolling’s latest book, yes?

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91iwQ9oJKPL.jpg

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Heh Heh. “murky pool”.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Does it have dick pics in it?

      • bambinoitaliano

        It is a dick pic.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Only the pop-up version.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Given the string of news stories about Fox this year, in hindsight it was a smart move when they shut down their “Fox KIds” channel.

        • Boy Elvis

          Yeah, but the popups only work if you feed the book a viagra and show it porn of women being horribly degraded.

          • Uncle Mark

            Doesn’t matter; they’re all really short chapters

          • Danieruw

            So any woman doing anything on a Fox News show?

        • Joe in PA

          on a good day.

        • Joseph Miceli

          Ba Da Bing!

      • Tawreos

        no, but I hear they are going to release a special bookmark for female fans that he thinks should have one.

    • The_Wretched

      I can see him captioning his pics, “Drain it”.

    • boatboy_srq

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

      Don’t you love how it’s about what Lord Dampnut can do, but there’s Malfoy right there on the cover?

    • carrot festival
      • Uncle Mark

        There’s a reason the book’s dust jacket is latex

    • Uncle Mark

      At this point when they keep talking about the fetid swamp, I’m thinking it’s their gene pool that needs to be drained…or at least chlorinated & filtered

    • Dom Saunders

      If Washington is a swamp, Trump is Swamp Thing and Bolling is just another mosquito.

      • #HePersisted

        You sound like a creep.

        • Dom Saunders

          And you sound like you’re about to be a bitter, basic, blocked bitch. Bye.

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ead5c26c972ac7321d5744c2ede586975278c46461d44c6f53a268d7f8469aad.gif

          • #HePersisted

            Homo

          • Joseph Miceli

            I see we have a little fuckboy. Tell us all how you aren’t gay but how you love to take it in the ass, little fuckboy.

          • #HePersisted

            Self hater.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Oh Please, Little Fuckboy, don’t be ridiculous. I LOVE me! I think it is you who hate the incredible pleasure you get from having your anus stretched by a big dildo. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you here!

          • agcons

            No shit, Sherlock.

          • #HePersisted

            Eat shit.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Yeah, seriously. WTF was his problem?

          • Dom Saunders

            Right? Like, I didn’t even say anything remotely bothersome or offensive (well, unless the person taking offense is a right wing moron). I’m guessing that’s what he is, so it’s whatever. He can roll around in my blocked list.

          • Joseph Miceli

            He’s being a little troll now but you probably can’t see him. Don’t worry, I LOVE little trolls. Now I can have fun with him. 🙂

          • Dom Saunders
          • #HePersisted

            You two should kiss.

          • Joseph Miceli

            That would turn you on wouldn’t it, Little Fuckboy? Go ahead, watch us make out while you diddle your anus with a 14 inch Jeff Stryker dildo….or are you already doing that while you type away? Don’t get lube on the keyboard!

          • #HePersisted

            Lol. John Stryker? That’s some other homo you’re sweet on? Dom is just a fucking Urkel looking nerd who can’t defend his slanderous comments. Eat his shit. Clown.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Oh how funny! Little Fuckboys like you show how ignorant and uneducated they are when they post online. I know you are ashamed of your deep anal cravings, but lashing out at others won’t get you a REAL dick up your butt. Let go! Accept that you love big beef popsicles shoved up your rear end! Go buy some Crisco and order that 14 inch Dildo you’ve been craving from Amazon! You’ll be so glad you learned to finally massage away at that prostate. Accept that you are just a little Fuckboy and you can finally be happy. Then you won’t need to troll gay people.

          • #HePersisted

            I am gay, you retard. Ain’t no shame in my game. It’s just amusing to me when some self hating little buffoon interjects himself into a conversation. Who was talking to you? When someone wants your mouth open, they’ll hand you a $5.

          • agcons

            Put down the iPad, Caleb.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Aw! lil’ Fuckboy says he’s gay. That’s even better! Now we all know what a self-hating little jizz meister you are! Just a suggestion, but maybe you should take that dildo out of your ass every now and then and learn some manners. Have a nice day, Fuckboy!

          • #HePersisted

            Sorry for embarrassing you, clown.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Oh I’m so embarrassed little Fuckboy. Stop hatting yourself. it gets better !

          • #HePersisted

            Remember that show from the 90’s with Pam Anderson? And the dad had three sons and owned a hardware store or some bullshit. There was a sweet little twink on that show. He was only about 5’4. I would bet anything you’re just like him. A little self hating loudmouth

          • Joseph Miceli

            AW! You are so sweet! I should have called you “Pussyboy.” I think I will! No, Pussyboy, I was in the Army, but there’s nothing wrong with being a twink. Only you find that to be derogatory because you hate yourself. Thank you for revealing yourself to all of us, Pussyboy!

          • JustJeff

            Hardly. I thought he was sweet as pie. Angry guys like you are almost always fidgets though. I can only imagine how many potatoes you peeled and how the latrines shone while you served.

          • JustJeff

            And how would being in the army prevented you from knowing who he is? It’s part of pop culture. I think you’re lying.

          • jerry

            Say that 5 times fast…”bitter, basic, blocked, bitch, bye…”

          • Dom Saunders

            I love me some alliteration when I’m dealing with trolls, lol

          • #HePersisted

            You don’t even know the backstory asshole. Cram it. Dom is a piece of shit.

    • netxtown

      I wanna see the centerfold!! Does it kinda pop-up when you open it??

    • Gerry Fisher

      Looks Murky-licious! Bigly so!

    • Snarkaholic

      Body language is shady AF.

    • UrsusArctos

      Well, there IS a picture of a dick on that cover.

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    Didn’t wake up expecting to partly agree with Roy Moore today….

    • -M-

      Or hoping that McConnell would at least partially succeed at something. O,o

      Senate Majority leader needs to get together with these three to discuss the issues over a salmonella, ptomaine, and botulism luncheon.

      • Joseph Miceli

        I’m thinking that they should all exercise their Second Amendment rights and open carry to a nice LSD themed luncheon. What could go wrong?

  • another_steve

    Swamp creatures battling swamp creatures.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • bambinoitaliano
    • BobSF_94117

      The fourth lady in line is clearly one of those delusional stage moms.

      • carrot festival

        Meow baby…mama’s going to make you a star!

        • BobSF_94117

          “Just hold your paws over the white spot. No one will notice.”

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      That was Vorpal’s first big break, before the Friskies commercial.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Ah…early Vorpal. I loved how innocent he was, before the drugs and the party lifestyle got to him? Curse you Winona Ryder!!!!Remember “Tender Hearts,” where he acted out his life’s quest for the perfect dinner, and “Passion’s Plaything,” the story of a cat and a tortured mouse? It’ s sad really, how now he’s been reduced to the chief mouser at the Very Large Telescope Array in Chile, but I’ll always be a fan.

    • The_Wretched

      My first thought was that it was a demonstration of cat shaped putters for a mini-golf company.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      They all make the staff stand in the wet spot.

    • Michael R

      ” We’re sorry we’ve wasted your time , thank you for coming ”

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6626183393ff52e55560a5c51c8dadde0bf6d0bbd1dfee16aac2fc5afea3a50b.jpg

  • boobert

    A creature of the swamp wants to drain the swamp! lol

    • Treant

      Alligator: “I will drain the swamp!”

      Senator Alligator votes to increase swamp size. “What did you expect?”

  • Tawreos

    Can a man that was removed from office for putting up a statue that violates the constitution really claim to stand for the constitution?

    • Natty Enquirer

      Look again. God comes first.

    • Jonathan Smith

      well, HIS version of it anyways….
      blacks, gays and brown need not apply

    • The_Wretched

      He was also removed from office a second time for not following the rulings of the SCOTUS when he was a sitting State Chief Justice – contrary to the Constitution.

    • Joseph Miceli

      When has logic or ethics ever been a hurdle for Republicans? They just lie, ignore, or brazen it out. It would bother a real human being but sociopaths just glide on guilt free.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Treant

      Unfortunately, there’s a limit. Zombies need brains, not Republicans.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Poor guy pick the wrong head to eat.

  • The_Wretched

    Ad paid for by the fundraiser the Turtle did for Moore?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    No honor among scum

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    poor hillary wasnt included in the swamp lineup. She mustve slipped in the focus group polling

  • Ninja0980

    The only “good” thing about this POS getting elected to the Senate is he’ll be like Ted Cruz… only worse.
    If he can rip the Republican party in the Senate apart, fine by me.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Alabama’s not sending any Democrat Senators to DC any time soon, and Mitch knows that with a substantial, crazy right wing to placate in his caucus to keep it all together, he’s going to be re-living TrumpCare over and over again, or start making nice with Democrats.

    Vote Rudy!

    • The_Wretched

      They need to float a real candidate anyway. Unless they start trying, they will never get there.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      The only way I see a Democrat winning in Alabama would be if Moore wins the primary and then Sessions quits the AG office and runs for his old seat as an independent. That might split up the Republican vote enough to allow the Dem to win.

      • Chucktech

        That’s not merely a long shot, it’s more like a moon shot.

  • Xuuths

    Ha!

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Ninja0980

    O/T but good news/bad news with the hubby’s labtop.
    It had a bad malware virus that required us to wipe the entire thing out.
    That’s the bad news.
    The good news is we saved all the important stuff and the only stuff lost forever was his “films” that had women in them that he looked at sometimes for “entertainment”
    I will not be upset at the fact I won’t have to stumble that any time soon.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Love the “irritated old guy” voiceover character. LOL.

  • Leo

    OT. Corners of Twitter saying something’s going down Friday with NYAG. Will believe it when I see it.

  • boatboy_srq

    This goes hand-in-hand with Outer Wingnutistan denouncing Fauxnews along with the rest of the MSM. Notice how Moore isn’t distinguishing between McConnell and Kaine, or McCain and Pelosi. To his backers they’re all Soshulists.

    When you’re running Rightward as fast as you can, everything looks like it’s moving Left.

    • Ninja0980

      He believes it too.
      Like Cruz, he isn’t going to change once he gets to the Senate.
      Damn shame Democrats don’t control it anymore, that could have done wonders for us.

  • Cuberly

    “.. is spending millions spreading lies about Roy Moore, bearing false witness,”

    Ruh roh, sounds BIBLICAL bad.

    • Chucktech

      Yeah, spreading lies AND bearing false witness…

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Roy Moore likes to dress up like Daisy Duke and suck possum dick. I read it on the internet.

    • boatboy_srq

      So says the man who covets his neighbor’s Senate seat.

  • Octavio

    My name is Octavio Ocampo and I DON’T approve this message.

  • JWC

    Absolute and utter Bullshit Replacing one set ofcrook with another I know its DC way but this has become so obvious

  • Ross

    “Roy Moore fears God, stands for the Constitution, fights for what is right and believes what we believe.”

    And…after being run through the Truth-o-Meter:

    Roy Moore fears an imaginary God, could care less about the Constitution, fights for what HE thinks is right and believes what HE believes reality notwithstanding.

  • joe ho

    538 shows why Democrats regaining power over Congress (and the Supreme Court) is not likely–and that includes a long-term time frame.

    https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-congressional-map-is-historically-biased-toward-the-gop/

  • Talisman

    He does know that if he’s elected to the senate as a repuglicant, he will have to work with the turtle, since his term isn’t up until 2020?

    • boatboy_srq

      “Working with [insert colleague here]” doesn’t seem to be in his lexicon.

  • ohbear1957
    • Joe in PA

      FFS, how many times have I heard that! Not happening. 🙂

    • Daveed_WOW

      I’ve been saying for years: I’ve got to get down to Mexico!

    • -M-

      Phrasing.

    • ted-

      Only if Jesus is cute.

    • Gianni

      That is so suggestive. Couldn’t they figure out another way to phrase that?

  • Richard B

    In this rare case, McConnell is doing the right thing.
    Roy Moore is toxic and a too much of a religious fanatic to be allowed into the US Senate.

    • KnownDonorDad

      The Alabama deplorables will elect him. As we enter a combination of Idiocracy and the Republic of Gilead, his time has come.

  • alguien

    that seems like a good way to get assistance for the RNC.

  • JCF

    Heh-heh, Nancy and Paul, Mitch and Chuck: they’re all the same to Jebus’ Own Roy Moore! Behold Senator Congeniality…

  • “And Roy Moore fears God, stands for the Constitution”

    In Moore’s case, mutually exclusive.

    “believes what we believe”

    Not so subtle dog whistle.