Pat Robertson: Liberals Faked Eric Bolling’s Dick Pics

“If you wanted to destroy the Fox News, you really wanted to destroy them, what would you do? Well you would send some salacious material, ostensibly from one of their popular co-hosts or hosts and you’d send it out and then get it publicized and then you have some woman complain that she had gotten this salacious material from this co-host and then she would come to Fox, and Fox is so averse to any kind of legal action that they would immediately take the person off the air, so before long you would have decimated the prime time line up of all the Fox hosts. Easy to do? Absolutely. Is it being done? Probably.” – Pat Robertson, speaking on yesterday’s show.

  • barrixines

    I’m assuming the still from the vid is Pat telling us how big Eric’s is.

  • Michael R

    Maybe the pictures should be made public so we can check .
    Great thinking Pat .

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45216cc6cb297037ec63488636d0ee5559c9586712bdccf9b61b3905e6408e07.jpg

    • Todd20036

      Are we concluding he’s actually alive?

    • Gregory B

      Only the good die young. Billy Joel composed a catchy little tune to go along with those prophetic words and now it is embedded into my brain for the rest of the day.

    • olandp

      Because there is no God.

      • Librarykid

        Or, God does not want him near so God is keeping Pat out of Heaven, figuring that his presence would be like a shit stain on white carpet.

        • Nowhereman

          Well, he could send him to that other place. I hear they’re working on the heating system:

          https://research.bowdoin.edu/dante-today/written-word/trump-circle/

          • Librarykid

            Satan does not want him around, either. It would scare new arrivals too much to see with whom they have to spend eternity in hell, but then it is hell, isn’t it? This was why my mother lived so long.

    • Rambie

      Evil never dies

    • Bluto
  • BearEyes

    as if anyone cares enough about Bolling to even bother.

  • Todd20036

    You know Robertson, if we had that kind of organization and malevolence, we wouldn’t go after a low level like Bolling.
    We’d go after Trump or Pence.
    And given the fact that Trump raped a kid, and you’re cool with it, I don’t think Trump actually killing anyone on camera would change much

  • HZ81

    Pat, nobody has the time it imagine what Eric Bolling’s dick looks like aside from you, it seems.

    Let’s go, buddy. That mortal coil isn’t going to cast itself off.

    • Galvestonian

      If ol’ Pat croaks then who gets the money, the loot, the stash & etc. ???

      • TheManicMechanic

        He will at least try very hard to take it with him, failing that, he will simply rot away.

  • Tawreos

    Hannity faced similar accusations and is still on the air, but why let facts get in the way of a good christian story.

  • Die already, Pat.

    • Gustav2

      Now. now, be nice. It is time for Rev Robertson to go to his reward.

      • No. He should die in a fire.

        • Gustav2

          I thought my phrasing meant he could go either way.

      • Stogiebear

        It’s far past time he claimed the vows of his baptism.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        Now I’m confused. So he shouldn’t stock up on apocalypse food buckets?

        • Gustav2

          Yes, because it tastes like manna.

          • ceeenbee

            It tastes like man? Well, that explains it.

        • Jay Silversmith

          He’s no idiot, altho’ he plays one on tv…he’s stocked up on blood diamonds, real estate and cash.

  • Tawreos

    Do you ever get the feeling that there is a portrait of Robertson somewhere that is becoming a better human being as time passes?

    • Droz

      A reverse Dorian Gray?

      • Raising_Rlyeh

        Sounds like an interesting sex position πŸ˜‰

  • Gustav2

    I blame Alger Hiss!

    Oh wait…

  • greenmanTN
    • Todd20036

      Redundant.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR
        • ted-

          Well but of fucking course it is! Geez… Only a numbnut would believe in that stupid book…oh yeah…

        • Danieruw

          I got that for Christmas one year as a kid (under the proper title “The Flying Saucer Mystery”). I vividly remember leaning against the fireplace stoop at my Grandparents’ house in the woods in the middle of an Afton, Minnesota winter reading that. I miss them and that house incredibly.

    • Librarykid

      That should be the easiest audience.

  • Boreal

    With microscopes.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Pat knows something about faking dick pics. He’s been sending fakes of his own out for years.

    • Tawreos

      I thought every pic of Pat was a dick pic.

    • Jay Silversmith

      For only $25, Pat will send you out a piece of the wood.

  • Jay George

    Does he have his suits made from his old pajamas?

    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      Old garanimals.

  • crewman

    Pat Robertson: Liberals Faked Eric Bolling’s Dick Pics

    If there’s one thing Pat knows something about, it’s fake dicks.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Great example of white privilege: How could a nice white conservative boy like Eric have done this? Must’ve been those nasty brown libtards.

  • OdieDenCO
    • Todd20036

      Sexier than I thought.

      • Rambie

        You’re sick and demented! I like that in a person. πŸ˜‰

        • We have to be to maintain some semblance of sanity in the face of ancient fairy tales being touted as facts when they are in true reality, MYTHS!!!!

          • Rambie

            Agreed, we gotta laugh to keep from crying

    • SilasMarner

      Hahahahahahahaha!!

    • zhera

      I’m thinking that’s closer to the truth than you perhaps thought. Not the picture itself, but Pat Robertson sending dick pics. This sounds like him trying to get ahead of some breaking news, labelling it fake news before it’s out there.

      • ted-

        That’s a beautiful and adorable puppy! Oh man, it’s adorable!

      • Dogs can be fooled too. He probably ate the balloons because they smelled like bacon—–baconnnnn…… sorry there, I got distracted.

      • Rambie

        D’awwww

      • Raja Mitchell

        Poor puppy!!! He’s adorable!!!

  • grada3784

    Grandpa Pat needs to take his meds again.

    • Robincho

      Not so fast, cowboy. So many medicines have this nasty side-effect of keeping one alive…

  • Andymac3
    • Nowhereman

      Not even Trump’s dick is that long!

  • shellback

    You’re a fine one to be discussing fake anything.

  • Frostbite

    I’m sure Pat’s been faking his for years now.

  • greenmanTN

    He might be right about this. It probably took a crack team of CGI professionals to give Eric Bolling a penis.

    • TheManicMechanic

      I doubt Industrial Light and Magic could be so creative. The render farm alone would crash itself out of self respect.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    And unwittingly, Robertson has given us an indication of how the bible was written… nasty old men wanting to control women with conspiracy theories.

    • Nowhereman

      That is the crux of it. Still is.

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  • Ernest Endevor

    If only it were that easy to get Fox off the air.

  • worstcultever

    No, Patty – if we really wanted to destroy Fox Jonestown Cult News, we’d just sit back, do nothing, and watch them expose themselves (so to speak) as the shittiest, most vile and predictable serial sex predators on the planet, one after another, top to bottom.

    • Jonathan Smith

      i don’t think i’ve seen so many sex metaphors in one response in forever. congrats.

    • Librarykid

      It is just amazing that Republican women don’t care when some Republican man harasses women, but let some TV show mentioning sex come on and the OMM huckster will put down the unidentified fried object, wipe the grease from her fingers, go to the computer and raise hell.

  • PickyPecker
  • bdsmjack

    Oh, for fuck’s sake, just die, already.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Buford

    Here’s Pat Robertson’s ‘dick pic’ –

    http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/rboll-660×330.jpg

  • Ninja0980

    Will Jesus call this asshole home already?

  • Dagoril

    Hmm let’s see, do we believe that a Republican asshole was being an asshole, or that liberals are conspiring to make the asshole appear to be one?

    Maybe if Fox hired fewer assholes, Pat, this wouldn’t be happening.

  • Leo

    OT. Evil incarnate Erik Prince was just on CBS this Morning for a very tense interview defending Trump’s plans to send his contractors in to “save” Afghanistan and I wanted to throw my television out the window.

    • Halou

      Isn’t that illegal? The “contractors” thing, not throwing the television.

      • canoebum

        Why bother having a war if it’s not profitable? Prince is part of the DeVos clan, major GOP contributors. If their mercenaries murder innocent civilians….so what? The money’s good.

        • William

          Does Dick Cheney still get a cut?

      • Karl Dubhe

        It might have been at one point. But not anymore.

        It lets business profit from wars.

  • david fairfield

    “And I know! I examined them very closely!”

  • skyweaver

    Oh, Pat. Nobody can really “destroy” Fox News, as much as we want to. It’s doing a fabulous job of destroying itself. Because, you see, lies cannot sustain themselves.

  • OdieDenCO

    Occam’s razor pat. but science is not something you believe in is it?

  • TexasBoy

    Ummm…never mind the fact that sending pictures electronically generally leaves a trail, like text phone numbers, or email addresses.

  • greenmanTN

    Semi-related but funny IMO. I was a used and rare book dealer for many years. One of my first really good purchases was from the sister on an interior designer who had recently died. There was a lot of amazing stuff, like a limited edition book by Max Ernst, signed by him, art books out the wazoo.

    I went to his house to assess/buy them and his sister gave me a cryptic warning about what might be in there.

    I found this stack of Polaroid pictures but they were blurry and I kept looking at them and asking myself “WTF is that?” I finally figured it out. He had taken photos of his groin with a BIG dildo hanging out of his pants in an apparent attempt to pass it off as his own “member.” At first I thought it was a table leg!

  • netxtown

    I can’t even imagine the number of women who’d like to slap the crap clean out of him.

  • geoffalnutt
  • Leo

    OT2. Melber call out Dershowitz, Dershowitz attempts deflection.

    Worth your time.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojiICMgieA0

    • BobSF_94117

      Dershowitz didn’t answer whether he’s taken money from Team Trump.

    • Stubenville

      That’s not how it works! I’ve never been asked my party affiliation when I’ve been voir dired for a jury trial. No judge would never permit that as a part of jury selection.

    • The_Wretched

      Cut Dershowitz’s mic. He’s making a generic argument that applies in everycase. He’s adding nothing.

  • Michael

    Seriously, if anyone was going to do what the crypt keeper said, why would you pick Bolling? Go for someone much more popular.

  • greenmanTN
  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Robertson says he’s not a conspiracy theorist while simultaneously coming up with a totally implausible conspiracy theory. Cognitive dissonance much there, Pat?

  • theonlyseven

    Wow, its almost like he is laying out some preemptive excuse for himself.
    Only thing is, can you send pics using a Jitterbug phone?

    • William

      They only send Daguerreotypes. 1

  • romanhans

    The Fox host could then sue the woman and easily prove the picture is fake, but they don’t like it when logic messes up their religion.

    • Jonathan Smith
    • canoebum

      It’s not religion Robert’s is talking about, it’s pure politics.

      • Librarykid

        and a lot of shameless grifting in the name of the Lard perpetrated on the weak-minded and gullible. This man has been spouting evil for so long that there is not enough blood of the lamb to wash his soul white as snow. It is “ruint” will have to be burned.

    • Librarykid

      If the dick is his, I don’t think the suit would go in his favor. Of course, it would mean that someone would have to take another photo for comparison.

      “Your Honor, I would like to enter these photographs as exhibits A and B.”

  • Tomcat

    He seems to forget there are phone calls and text messages also speaking about the pictures. Pat you are a loser and fighting for a losing cause.

    • Tomcat

      Oh yeah, and Jesus hates you.

  • GayOldLady

    Except there’s one problem with Robertson’s scenario, the photos in question were not sent recently or even to one woman. They were sent to several women and sent before Trump became POTUS and before FOX News began to implode.

    “The inappropriate texting allegedly happened several years ago, before
    any of Fox’s recent sexual harassment scandals came to light. ”

    So there you go you old dusty bag of bones.

  • SilasMarner

    Gee Pat, is that how you handle the shit in your organisation?

    • Librarykid

      No, his goes in a disposable diaper.

  • Richard B

    You can tell Pat Robertson is a republican, he just makes stuff up to serve his self interests and then spreads it around – praise Jesus !

  • Treant

    That isn’t possible. All liberals have much bigger dicks than conservatives do.

  • Acronym Jim

    While Robertson has been on the crazy train for quite awhile, he doesn’t seem to realize that most people have already left that particular talking point car because it was just too flimsy.

  • Natty Enquirer

    He built a career on fairy tales. Ain’t about to stop now.

    • David Walker

      Or as Norma Cassidy in “Victor/Victoria” might say: King Fairy Robertson.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Too bad he did not claim Bolling pics were fake because he’s got no genitals. If the old carcass is going to lied and spill bullshit why such reservation.

  • sfjohn

    just die already…………………

  • Keroleen

    Really, Pat? The fact that it took five settlements over the course of 15 years to get O’Reilly out the door would indicate that “being averse to legal action” has never been a big factor in Fox’s personnel decisions.

  • Karl Dubhe

    If you want to destroy Christianity, what do you do?

    Become a televangalist.

  • William

    Hush up old man, or I’ll hit you with my Go-Go Ray.
    Oh fuck it, dance, dance!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/08e3286bf202a212c44d0d70a4d1da81c880ab7399ec35b9f6a93143d1af543b.jpg

  • Jefe5084

    Does Skeletor understand how texting works?

    • Cuberly

      Nope.

  • Talisman

    Good grief. Shut up and die already.

  • -M-

    The time traveling hacker defense, Pat?

  • leesa maire

    simply amazing what these fake christians will excuse. Dick pics for jesus!

  • thrunch

    Not so easy to do from someone else’s cell phone. But maybe if you’re a savvy computer hacker like Robertson its easier.

  • Cuberly
  • Stubenville

    Pat, you do realize that lying is a sin? Or are you so senile that you’ve forgotten?

  • AmeriCanadian

    If it’s that easy, Pat, don’t you think we would have done it to you YEARS ago???

  • The_Wretched

    Or, Pat, Fox News has an endemic culture of sexism and misogyny that was rampant. There were more than a few court cases and there were tens and tens of millions in settlement and court awards paid out. Noone, including the Dem political operatives, are capable of planting that much evidence on 4+ of the most powerful people there.

    Also, projection. He’s envious and thinks that the (R) operatives are up to the same bad ideas.

  • Kevin Perez

    #BollingBalls is a thing

  • TheManicMechanic

    So, like the Fox news and the Iraq, they have, like, maps… of dick pics…

  • MirrorMan

    β€œIf you wanted to destroy the Fox News, you really wanted to destroy them, what would you do?” I would adequately fund education at every level of society, making sure that most, if not all children, would possess the critical thinking skills and knowledge background to know that what Fox news spews is vile, biased crap. Fixed it for you, Pat! Oh, wait, you’d actually hate this solution, wouldn’t you, because it means that all YOUR followers would wise up and stop sending you money and make you get a real job. Well, Netflix is looking for a new CryptKeeper. Only REAL ghouls need apply!

  • edrex

    fake dick pics are still more real than your deity.

  • JDS
  • Paul_in_Dallas

    An anagram.

    Pat Robertson ~ ‘bates to R-porn*

    *religious (esp. white conservative xtian) porn

  • boatboy_srq

    Senile old man who uses book whose central theme is Love One Another as bludgeon to beat people he finds personally offensive projects his dishonesty (yet again) on the people he chooses to abuse.

  • MikeinATL

    What idiots are still sending this man their hard earned gub’ment check?

  • teedofftaxpayer

    He probably knows what Bolling’s dick looks like, so he can state for a fact.

  • Megrim Twist

    Wh-aaa-aaaattt?

  • JWC

    yes Pat you are off the wall Fox had a permissive work ethic and allowed their male emplyees free reign

  • Nowhereman

    Yeah, that’s it Pat. It couldn’t possibly be that these sexist assholes on Fox are actually sexist assholes, right? What’s next? “God’s will?”

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    No, no, Pat! You can’t make a big allegation and then shoot yourself in the butt with a disqualifying “Is it being done? Probably.” statement. Pat just stated the obvious: he has no proof to back up what he’s claiming to be an expert on. Way to BLOW your whole case. (Or load.)

  • Marides48

    Bearing false witness?

  • If Remember correctly, the woman who filed charges was a medical doctor and guest of a show wherer ” the Dick ” was the interviewer on Fox.

  • Pat R says, “I know for a fact that it was liberals who nailed Jesus to the cross, and that it wasps the Republican Mary, who first saw the Risen Lord. I know, because Jesus told me.”

  • Max_1
  • ted-

    It’s true, evil can’t die…

  • Robert Flanagan

    “That wasn’t’t Bolling’s dick, I know, I have had it up my ass many a time!” -Pat Robertson

  • justmeeeee

    god is going to fuck you up for this one, pat

  • infmom

    He’s just jealous that he hasn’t got enough dick to pic.

  • JCF

    “See, here’s how I know THIS one’s fake. And here’s how I know THIS one’s fake! And here’s how I know THIS one’s fake! And here’s how I know THIS one’s fake! And here’s how I know THIS one’s fake! And here’s how I know THIS one’s fake! And here’s how I know THIS one’s fake!

    …your Uncle Pat has to go use the bathroom now…”

  • andrew

    The best that even Pat can come up with is “probably.” LOL.

  • John

    Everytime I see this asshole, I wonder how many of jim bakker’s slop buckets he owns. Based solely on his appearance, I’d say maybe half of one? LOL I think robertson sees the grim reaper over his shoulder every morning when he’s shaving.

  • Orly

    So, in addition to being a blathering idiot, this moron does not seem to know how cell phones work.

  • HoratioCaine

    those crafty lefty liberals! they sent out fake dick pics using bolling’s telephone to respectable women SEVERAL YEARS AGO so that they could be reported today. yeah, that’s the ticket.

  • wds

    I find anything Pat says in defense of someone like Mr. Dick Pic” rather funny because as I remember Old Pat was involved with Blood Diamonds and fake “strength powder” (complete with staged photo of what his powder could do! 2003) – all 2000 pounds of it!!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ffb9d0d852ec3d0c7bbf1aa47b970f3763380302b494fdd1ff99e443dc413de8.jpg

  • Kissmagrits

    If Pat wants to pull this stuff out of his ass and present it on the TeeVee,
    he should show a little decency and rinse it off first.

    Disgusting old troll.

  • Damn, this fuckhead is still alive. When I see this guy in any kind of news the only thing that comes to my mind is it will be a GREAT day when he dies. There will be parties all over the country.