One Million Moms Again Promotes Ex-Gay Torture With Annual Giveaway Of Lie-Filled “Truth For Youth Bible”

For at least the second time, One Million Moms is promoting a lie-filled “youth bible” which endorses ex-gay torture and declares that condoms are ineffective against HIV.

Just in from Monica Cole:

During the week of August 7-11, American Family Association and Revival Fires International will host the 17th annual “Truth For Youth” Week across the nation. American Family Radio, American Family Association, and One Million Moms exceeded our goal last year! Let’s do it again!

In a very effective and unique evangelism outreach, a “Truth For Youth” Bible (TFY), will be given to all teenagers who commit to give the Bibles to their unsaved friends in school. Get your free Bible here.

The TFY consists of the New Testament in the God’s Word translation, along with 100 pages of powerful full color comic stories that are packed with “absolute truth” regarding issues young people are faced with, such as: Sexual Purity, Homosexuality, Abortion, Pornography, Evolution, Drugs, Drunkenness, Peer Pressure, School Violence and Secular Rock Music.

We have also included BRAND NEW comic stories dealing with Honor, Suicide, Bullying, Sexting, Cutting, the Supernatural and Pluralism. God’s wonderful plan of salvation is incorporated into each of the stories

The Truth for Youth is now also available in Spanish! Student’s Legal Rights on Public School Campuses are displayed on the back cover of the TFY to inform school administrators and young people that they have the right to give Bibles away on campus during non-instructional time.

I found the images in this post by googling last year’s reports on their “youth bible.” There are tons more online.

  • Will Parkinson

    More like lie and die.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • MT YVR

      My favourite line has always been that specific tone in “Well bless your heart, honey.” That goes with “Isn’t that just precious.”

  • bkmn
    • pj

      or phone it in. so between golf games he does.

    • Bluto

      That’s a lot of wealthy male crackers being repressed & discriminated against.

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  • Natty Enquirer

    I misread that as “American Family Rodeo,” which would be far more entertaining.

  • Galvestonian

    … oh yeah, send money !

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor
    • Bad Tom

      Somehow I suspect the ad copy has been compromised.

      • dr tod

        maybe just a little

      • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

        Kim Davis should probably try Lava

        • Snarkaholic

          Yes…straight from Vesuvius!

          • Stogiebear

            The stuff from Stromboli and Etna is fresher.

          • Nic Peterson

            Kilauea is close by. I would be willing to walk her out onto the flats just to make sure Madame Pele gets her girl.

    • SammySeattle

      Is that Kim Novak?

    • Snarkaholic

      I don’t trust that face; she looks like she’s up to no good!

  • Butch

    Maybe every single one of us here at JMG should order, like, a couple hundred each? I’m sure we could find constructive uses for them.

    • Hue-Man

      (Nuclear) Winter is Coming.

      • Butch

        I have a wood stove and I do get tired of cutting the firewood I need. I was thinking along those lines.
        Actually had a group of Christian kids show up at Christmas last year with a plate of cookies; they had taped a version of the bible much like this to the underside of the plate. I gave ’em back….

        • Snarkaholic

          Next time, send it back with a DIFFERENT type of “literature” taped to the plate! (I’m sure Porno Pete will lend you some.)

    • Jonathan Smith
      • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

        Kindling edition

    • Princess Lardass

      Giant paper mache cock?

    • JoeMyGod
      • Silver Badger

        🙂

        • Butch

          So I’ve learned from that highly literate website that you can, quote, “personally giveaway” the bibles. I also discovered that you can become a “Flame Partner.” I guess I don’t want to know…..

          • Todd20036

            Or maybe you do….

          • Butch

            You changed your photo!

      • David Gervais

        They only give one and the person has to be 13 – 18 years old and give that copy to a [special] friend.

    • Boreal

      Kindling for the woodstove.

    • Dave F.

      Emergency supplies for the campground outhouse.

    • Treant

      Shred and compost.

      Compacted paper makes an excellent insulator and isn’t particularly flammable if you don’t allow entry for air.

    • Gustav2

      Fahrenheit 451 be damned, I need kindling for the winter.

      • Snarkaholic

        I was absolutely awful last year, fervently hoping that Santa would send me coal to heat my rather large house…but no such luck!

        • Gustav2

          Yes, we heard you were a bad, bad boy.

    • Snarkaholic

      Like “gluing” the pages together…and then sending them to her house?

  • Adam Stevens

    Why not just hand out loaded guns. The result is the same.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Mr. EMT looks about as “cured” as Rip Taylor.

  • Princess Lardass

    That excerpt wasn’t written by Monica Cole. The v-w-ls on the n–ghty w-rds weren’t censored.

  • JWC

    How did we survive without all the lies and fake news

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Hue-Man

    Homophobe Paul again. Gays will have lots of company!
    1 Corinthians 6:9-11 King James Version

    9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

    11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

    • Dagoril

      Self-abuse! I knew I forgot something today…

    • olandp

      Don’t forget… 1 Timothy 2:12, But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

  • Bluto

    What pisses me off more than their insane world view is that they readily lie & spread false propaganda to support their claims. If their goals had worth or any redeeming quality whatsoever then truth would more than suffice.

  • Todd20036

    This is like saying gay people didn’t exist 100 years ago. That would be the only way their stories would have any logic to them
    What I find amusing is that the ex-gay officers – people who are supposed to be one with god and all that bat shit, turn out to renounce their own therapies (after they made money) and even admit that not a single person altered his/her orientation, merely suppressed their natural urges.
    In other words, they could marry the opposite sex, but it’s not a happy marriage.
    Just ask LadyBird.

    • JWC

      The sad thing is that they will accept the worlds master in art . music and other areas either knowing they were gay and dismiss it or deny it

  • Boreal
    • Ninja0980

      Better them then the kids subjected to this crap.

    • ted-

      Then who will care for their family?

      • Snarkaholic

        We’ll record a few You Tube tutorials for them (how to make a sandwich, wash your own laundry, not be a douche, etc.).

        • Danieruw

          Could you do that third one first?

  • Macbill

    God’s help through a series of convicted Youth Pastors will show the way.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Gigi
  • skyweaver

    Why yes, small children. Gather around me while we discuss what a “PR Arsenal” is.

  • Treant

    They’re free? Cool, get thirty, shred them, and compost them for your gardens (include lots of greens and run the temperature of the pile up to kill any religious viruses).

    Also, that guy was never a used to be “homosexual.” Look at the hair and frozen-in-time porn stache. He gets off kneeling at the glory hole on Fridays taking random loads up his ass.

    • Silver Badger

      Be careful. I tried composting religious tracts one year and didn’t keep the pile hot enough. The peppermint went evangelical and tried to convince to rest of the garden that the strawberries were Muslim. Had to dig up the whole garden to root them out.

      • Treant

        Damn, man, peppermint has a tendency to be a fiery plant anyway. You’re lucky they didn’t go on crusade and win back the holy land.

        I once had a far-right azalea, but fortunately it was fat, old, and just sat there and waited for me to deliver food.

        • Silver Badger

          They did try to drive the strawberries into the Koi pond. I switched to spearmint. It is a kinder and gentler mint. Still invasive, but nicer about it.

          • Treant

            Watch it. Spearmints tend to become Jehovah’s Witnesses. They’re OK, for the most part, but try to sneak onto the property on Saturdays when you’re busy.

          • Silver Badger

            Thanks for the warning. On the bright side, those Watchtowers are great for starting fires in the fireplace.

  • Rex

    If I had a nickle for every time I was “suckered into a few homosexual acts.”

    • i read that as “sucked a few homosexuals”.
      guilty.

      • Treant

        Go on…

        • well see, the one before work? or after?

          • Silver Badger

            Both. Pix please.

    • boatboy_srq

      I had heard you were a sucker for homosexual acts….

      … What?

      • netxtown

        I take my line from Dick Tracy flick: I’m a sucker for a soft dick.

    • Rick Zajac

      Really….I had no idea what I was doing until it was too late. And I kept doing it over and over!

  • Blake Mason

    I know that paramedic went home and sat on a dick while sucking one.

    • Jonathan Smith

      a strap on. he’s straight now.

      • no he isn’t. he just sucked me off.

        • Karl Dubhe

          And now that he’s walking away, he’s straight again.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Let me say a prayer for them:
    “Dear Baby Jesus, may the publishers of this “Youth Bible” all get cancer and die in abominable pain.”
    There! Now I’m just as Christian as they are. See you in Hell, “One Million” Moms.

    • Halou

      May they get cancer and have to rely on the Eric Trump foundation whose money goes to feeding the greed of Donald Trump.

  • Leo

    OT. We were right. Nunes is running his own shadow investigation of Chris Steele.
    https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/894982016168538112

  • Gregory B

    This drivel makes me sick to my stomach. Moral Majority my arse! They should call themselves the Immoral Majority because that;’s exactly what they are.

    • -M-

      Like the buttons said, “The ‘Moral Majority’ is neither.”

  • Halou

    “…will be given to all teenagers who commit to give the Bibles to their unsaved don’t want to have any friends in school”

  • Thorn Spike

    One Million Moms: actually just one mom with 999,999 voices in her head.

  • JWC

    Evangelican Christians= always right never wrong, white rich men with a doting ,never questioning wives and as long as you think like they do then you are in Everyone else need to be cured

  • AtticusP
    • Halou

      Talking donkeys make total sense in Shrek.

    • Frank McCormick

      And that’s why Bible verses are always quoted OUT OF CONTEXT, right?

    • edrex

      um. that last one makes sense in context when i’m seated in front of screaming one on Southwest Botson to LA.

    • Gianni

      I remember seeing movies with Francis the Talking Mule.

    • Stogiebear

      “In what context does the plunging of swords into the beating hears of babies make sense to you?”

      Well, if they’re fresh out of the furnace while being made it is one way to add carbon to the iron or steel. Just a thought…

  • Halou

    That gay paramedic comic is exactly why these people lose their jobs so often. That guy needs treatment ASAP so the paramedic instead of getting in the ambulance and turning on his ‘blues and twos’, he interjects in someone else’s conversation and preaches at them.

  • ETownCanuck

    “who commit to give the Bibles to their unsaved friends in school.” Excuse me if I’m wrong but isn’t that against the law? Or is it that by getting the students themselves to hand them out to their friends the way they are circumventing it?

    • Adam King

      The latter. The establishment clause doesn’t control students, only government employees.

      • ETownCanuck

        I thought there were provisions which stated that children in public schools were allowed to express their faith freely as long as it was not disruptive or coercive…this definitely falls into the coercive camp.

      • boatboy_srq

        Which makes One Dozen Moms’ effort all the more offensive, actually.

    • Halou

      It is not a problem if they just hand out the bibles to anybody who wants one since other children are able to just ignore it, the problem comes when they add the preaching to their class projects from which other children cannot excuse themselves.

      • Students who oppose these lies need to counterattack with links to the real scientific information.

  • Adam King

    Jesus loves the little liars.

  • Gustav2

    OMG! Not Pluralism!

    That might be the American Way or something!

  • Michael

    Wow, these people need to be hung out to dry. You tell a kid he can change his homosexuality and when it ends up he can not he’ll kill himself.

  • Halou

    Is it just me or does the first half of “arsenal” there look different to the second half? The letters look slightly bolder.

  • netxtown

    I’m surprised – but dare to say – they could drop their cartoon leaflets from the skies and save all them kiddies!

    It’s tough enough growing up in today’s world without some self-righteous fucking xtian ***t doling out fake religious propaganda. Monica could do more for the world if she’d jump out of a plane with a Dying for Jeebus banner – and no parachute. C’mon Monica – show us how your Jeebus can save you, too.

  • AndyinChicago

    I’ve requested the book. It’s both horrifying and hilarious. PLEASE REQUEST THE BOOK! It costs them to print it up, and that way it won’t go to someone who will be traumatized by it.

    • KnownDonorDad

      Let me guess: evolution is a flawless global conspiracy perpetrated by godless scientists bent on destroying Christianity. Am I close?

      • Treant

        ..except when they need antibiotics.

        • KnownDonorDad

          Oh, if their ilk retreated from society – and I mean more so than the Amish – and didn’t use the fruits of science and technology, I’d at least respect them for not being total hypocrites.

      • AndyinChicago

        That’s part of it. My version also had a section on why Harry Potter Readers were going straight to hell.

    • boatboy_srq

      It’s about time I restocked my kindling for the winter…

    • zhera

      Serious question: They claim condoms don’t work. This causes teenagers to have unprotected sex, making them pregnant and disease-ridden.

      Is there a lawsuit here? If someone ends up with HIV because they believed this ‘book’?

  • KnownDonorDad

    That EMT in the comic is still totally gay.

    • Michael

      All EMT’s are gay actually 😉

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    But, but, it says here if I whack off 100 times every day, I’ll get hairy palms. Dear, didn’t they teach you arithmetic in school? Only do it 99 times!

  • teedofftaxpayer

    In other words they want you to be a virgin like Bristol Palin was when she got married.

    • Silver Badger

      I was!

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    It’s fucking hilarious. I got a free one last year.

    • SammySeattle

      Dangerous is more like it. The lie about viruses and condoms borders on criminal.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Well, we’ll see if they ship to Canada.

  • Mordred LeFey

    The pseudo-anime style just comes across as sloppy and unskilled. Lol.

  • Leo Tallant

    “Student’s Legal Rights on Public School Campuses are displayed on the back cover of the TFY to inform school administrators and young people that they have the right to give Bibles away on campus during non-instructional time.”

    Does it also tell how the students being offered these books have the right to refuse them?

  • Doktor Zoom over at Wonkette has been having way too much fun disecting “Truth For Youth” comics.

    I’m going to get on my knees and pray to the prophet Aalquon (his name be praised) that I never meet anyone who takes that TFY shit seriously.

    https://wonkette.com/621264/sundays-with-the-christianists-read-this-dumb-comic-and-burn-your-ouija-board

  • Snarkaholic

    The following week: Mom, I’m going to change!
    Mom: That’s wonderful, dear!
    Kid: I’ve already ordered my HRT…I’ll be dating the opposite sex in no time!

  • That comic originally ended with a referral to Exodus International, the ex-gay Christian group that apologized to LGBTs and shut down.

  • Orly

    Children should not be exposed to this filth.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Not going to lie. When I see child abuse like this, I can’t say I don’t want to…..aaaand we’ll stop there.

  • Barry William Teske

    Book format?
    Does that not push to the curb the age old, tried and true method of stone tablets?
    Heavy they might be but I suspect the entire effort is sold with the old school dollars per pound formula anyhow.
    Break the record, maximize your profit ladies!
    Roll back your HATE because its 2017 and knowing ones true self is too freeing by its very nature…

  • TheManicMechanic

    Christianity is such a trash religion. Like all the other popular ones. Remember to take what an xtian says and turn it 180 degrees to know what they are really peddling. Truth is lies, salvation is a miserable existence, love is filled with hate, and so on.

  • Nic Peterson

    Must have been animated by the old Speed Racer team.

  • Nic Peterson

    Dear OMM,

    Please send as many of those high quality books as you can spare. I know exactly what to do with them.

  • Benji

    Such harmful bullshit in the year 2017.

  • So, condoms don’t work because they are only a millionth of an inch thick?
    That’s less than a thousandth of the thickness of a human hair: a condom made of rubber or latex that thin would be so fragile it would tear when one tried to roll it on.

    In fact the standard condom thickness is about one two-hundredth of an inch, a good thousand times thicker than OMM claims it is. But then, being such chaste Christians, they are unlikely to have ever seen one, let alone handled it…

  • greenmanTN
  • Clive Johnson

    How about a counter project called ‘Lube for Youth’, in which a millions books are distributed that contain comprehensive information on sexual health, sexual communication, sexual healing, rights, pleasure, how-tos, and in a cleverly designed chamber in the back there’s is a pouch of lube.

  • Part of the American Family Association.

  • Guglielmo Marinaro

    “And ‘BORN THAT WAY’ is a BUNCH OF HOOEY! When I was [sic] a homosexual, thirty years ago, nobody EVER said that – NOBODY – not once, NEVER. They hadn’t even THOUGHT of it yet…”

    Well, that’s a total, bare-faced lie, for a start.

    “They [i.e. European homosexuals as compared with American homosexuals] are more likely to believe they were born homosexual….”
    – MARTIN S. WEINBERG & COLIN J. WILLIAMS, Male Homosexuals: Their Problems and Adaptations, 1974

    “Thirty-six (29%) contacts said they did not know why they were homosexual, but forty-seven (37%) thought their homosexual condition [sic] was inborn….”
    – GORDON WESTWOOD, A Minority: A Report on the Life of the Male Homosexual in Great Britain, 1960