Breitbart Attacks “Elitist” Trump Advisor For Attending Breast Cancer Fundraiser Once Attended By Trump

Breitbart rants:

You can take Gary Cohn out of Wall Street but you cannot take the Wall Street out of Gary Cohn. President Donald Trump’s top economic adviser escaped tumultuous Washington, D.C. this weekend to return to his old stomping grounds: the Hamptons social scene, where elite Wall Street relocates for summer weekends.

Cohn was long a staple of the elite parade of lawn parties that take place each weekend in the Hamptons, a cluster of ultra-expensive beach communities at the east end of Long Island. And this weekend he made a return to that scene, attending the Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Party for Pink in Bridgehampton.

Cohn’s wife made a paddle board for the charity auction. It was decorated with pink flowers and silver and gold flourishes. Bloomberg’s Amanda Gordon reported that it went for $6,900. Cohn was dressed in a pink shirt, white pants, and white shoes.

Five seconds of googling shows that snobby elitist Trump himself attended this fundraiser with Melania at least once.

  • Tor

    Is he getting attire tips from Aaron Schock?

    • Hank

      Apparently, there was no belt. /s

  • PickyPecker
  • Cuberly

    Wait, are we supposed to loathe wall street insiders or are we expected to fill our administration with them?

    So confused.

    • zhera

      I think you’re supposed to fill your administration with them, as long as they don’t go to charity functions and wear pink shirts. There’s no treason like being charitable and wearing pink shirts!

      • Cuberly

        I don’t think I’ve worn a pink shirt since 1984. Yep, it was a polo.

        Not that there’s a problem with that.

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    • That_Looks_Delicious

      There is quite a lot of cognitive dissonance going on in the WH.

    • Uncle Mark

      Where does deplorable Stephen Miller fit in…living in his million dollar condo, over Gucci? If he uses the word “cosmopolitan” in a sentence, does that make everything alright?

    • RKitty01

      if they’re working for Hillary, we’re supposed to hate them. If they’re working for anyone else, we’re supposed to love them.

    • Uncle Mark

      Isn’t raising money for breast cancer supposed to be a good thing…no matter who’s doing it; unless you’re Drumpf, and you have no intention of actually giving the proceeds to charity, unless you’re hounded by the press checking up on your “charity?”

      Oh wait…we’re talk Breitbart. They hate women anyway (probably because women won’t date any of them)…so fuck the breast cancer charity, I guess.

      • Cuberly

        Breast cancer my ass, it’s all gonna be used for borshuns!

    • JCF

      We’re supposed to do/like whatever Dear Orange Leader likes/does…at any given moment.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    If there’s anybody left in the world that hasn’t ventured over to the alt-right sewers of the internet or figured it out by other means yet, “elitist”, “cosmopolitan” and “media” are euphemisms or codewords among that crowd for “Jewish”. Which makes Stephen Miller using them all the more ironic.

    • Gustav2

      Those words work also with the rural and small town folks not connected to the alt-right who are afraid of the cities.

      • Uncle Mark

        You mean those afraid of those “urban men.” Oh wait, that means black.

        • Gustav2

          And metro sexual or gay

    • Uncle Mark

      “Moronic” or “ironic”? It doesn’t make a difference where Miller is concerned

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      give them a few more months and they wont be using euphemisms….
      Why cover it up? Just say jews and queers and n***ers are whats wrong with this country.
      They already have singled out muslims and Latinos. whats with the code words for the rest?

      • Jeffg166

        Those people.

      • olandp

        They haven’t started using “towel heads” and “wetbacks” yet.

    • Thorn Spike

      You misspelled that last word. Should be “moronic.”

      You’re welcome.

  • Tawreos

    I am pretty sure that the only thing Breitbart’s audience googles is porn.

    • Uncle Mark

      Do they make Nazi porn? No wait…they are more likely to obsess over the forbidden kind of porn, like cuckhold (interracial) videos…or any interracial gay video that features a big, black cock.

      • RKitty01

        I’d say yes but I’m afraid to google it and confirm it.

        • Todd20036

          There’s dom/sub porn with Nazi subtexts. Can be hot actually

          • Rambie

            Oh now you just ruined it for me! My poor porn collection will never be the same.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Haven’t you heard? HBO and the exec producers of Game of Thrones are going to make Breitbart porn.

      • Uncle Mark

        Great !! It’s just what i want to see…Nazis getting blowjobs from fire-breathing dragons

      • Rambie

        Confederate but they’re still working on the script

  • TampaZeke

    I can’t keep up. Do they love Wall Street elites or do they hate them?

    It’s very confusing trying to think like a Republican!

    • OdieDenCO

      “think” not in the republican skill set.

    • The_Wretched

      Back room / front room. It’s all about the facade / face. Substance & context is irrelevant.

    • BobSF_94117

      They hate them and they want to make sure you understand that and don’t think ANY of those types are working for Trump AT ALL.

  • Jefe5084
  • Lakeview Bob

    How much lower can this Breitbart go? They are already vile and disgusting and full of hate for anyone that doesn’t agree with them.

    • Hank

      They are just upset, because Bannon would NEVER be invited!!!

      • Gustav2

        I’m amazed Trump was ever invited.

        • Hank

          It depends upon what year. In the 80s and 90s, he was considered “Nouveau Riche”, so his apparent money was acceptable and he wanted to “buy” his way into the Hampton’s Society. Now he has become White Trash and could not give a shit about anyone else but himself!

  • PickyPecker

    OT: Meanwhile, Bill & Hill attended a wedding yesterday. They’re looking pretty good these days.
    https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20638258_1646335865459461_456794725017209315_n.jpg?oh=5524e3f3d4838c7d68c916fea99e6d1d&oe=59EB8B90

    • Tawreos

      Why is she wearing a table cloth with some embroidery on it?

      • Rex

        I saw it in the window of Homegoods and just had to have it.

        • Tawreos

          Give me the table cloth in hospital gown blue please.

      • RKitty01

        I love her but that just isn’t flattering

      • coram nobis

        That’s a bedsheet.

        • Tawreos

          That is what I thought at first, but it is rounded at the bottom.

          • coram nobis

            You’ve heard of contour sheets.

          • BobSF_94117

            Round bed

      • Dagoril

        Miss Scarlet got the curtains, it was all that was left.

        • Tawreos

          Carol Burnett still got the best dress out of the whole deal though.

      • olandp

        I think she ran out of the hairdresser’s before they could take the cape off.

      • agcons

        If a cardinal can do it, why not Hillary?

    • Hank

      Bill is striking!!!

    • The_Wretched

      Hillary has some surprising, unique but tasteful clothes that work for her.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Meh. She was never a great dresser, but I didn’t vote for her because of her wardrobe.

      • kareemachan

        That’s a good color on her.

  • greenmanTN

    Because breast cancer is a GOOD thing?!

    • zhera

      The trumpanzees prefer breasts that don’t get cancer. (Don’t we all but, you know, Trump – McCain – POW)

      • greenmanTN

        A friend of mine was treated for breast cancer in the spring, surgery and radiation but not chemo. I had my own cancer scare years ago, and I texted her almost daily since we don’t live near each other. She said my input was helpful because I didn’t tiptoe around it, was irreverent when everyone else was treating her like glass.

        “Go get your titty fried yet?”

    • Tawreos

      Well it keeps the womenfolk from going to get abortions, wanting birth control, or even control over their own bodies. I would guess that for those three reasons some of them would say yes it is.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Breasts are a pre-existing condition.

  • Tomcat

    So now it is a sin to go to a Breast Cancer Awareness fundraiser?????

  • Christopher

    I guess Breitbarfers are pro cancer then.

    Not a surprise there!

  • bkmn

    Hey Joe, you left out the ‘Infighting is funny’ tag.

  • coram nobis

    You want Trump elitism? Try this venue on for size.

    While establishment conservatives stick to more traditional, less flashy hotels and restaurants in the capital, the bar –where a cocktail of Belvedere rye, Chopin potato, Elyx winter wheat vodka, raw oysters and caviar costs $100 – unabashedly displays the new faces, new dress codes and new approach to politics. Bling, suntans and Florida and New York are in.
    * * *
    The 263-room hotel – which includes “The Spa by Ivanka Trump” – has become an island of red surrounded by deep blue Washington … diplomats, lobbyists and conservative groups pour in, finding it the next best thing to the White House, raising myriad conflict of interest concerns since the Trump family profits off it. Kuwait held its national day celebration here in February; the Turkey-US Business Council and American Turkish Council held a conference in May; the Romanian president, Klaus Iohannis, and his wife were spotting eating croissants in the lounge in June; and about 300 Republican donors attended a fundraiser, raising about $10m for Trump’s next election campaign, in July.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/07/trump-international-hotel-washington-

    Nero and Marie-Antoinette would have felt at home.

    • The_Wretched

      geez, did they have gold foil backing on the TP?

    • BobSF_94117

      a cocktail of Belvedere rye, Chopin potato, Elyx winter wheat vodka, raw oysters and caviar costs $100

      I read that as one thing, not a list, and I almost threw up.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Eh, just throw it in the blender with two more shots of vodka.

      • coram nobis

        I think it is one thing; at least, that’s my guess. Gilded Age, next three exits.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    “Cohn was dressed in a pink shirt, white pants, and white shoes.”

    I’m sorry, but the fact that they put that in there made me LOL.

    • Tawreos

      They put it in their since everyone knows real men don’t wear pink or some such nonsense.

      • BobSF_94117

        Well, “some men” do, which is their point.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Pretty sure it was the white shoes.

        • Todd20036

          It’s not Labor Day yet.

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            And he not a nurse, either.

        • The_Wretched

          Tight white pants ala the SNL skit. That’s a detail to not leave out.

        • olandp

          What else would one wear with white pants? God, how uncouth can Breitbart be?

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            Pink flip flops with fresh pedicures comes to mind.

          • grada3784

            We should get a ruling from Serial Mom.

      • Jeffg166

        At the end of the 19th century pink was considered a masculine color.

      • Uncle Mark

        It’s a fucking breast cancer charity. PINK is the color EVERYONE wears to honor breast cancer survivors and to draw attention to the cause. God, Nazis are dumb in addition to homophobic !!

      • CottonBlimp
    • Reality.Bites

      Who’s he getting fashion tips from – Aaron Schock?

    • Uncle Mark

      I know…I saw that and shook my head:
      1. It’s a breast cancer charity. PINK is their symbolic color.
      2. It’s summer. White pants are acceptable and common
      3. “White shoes.” Are they sneakers or boat shoes. I’m sure if they were “lightened loafers with tassels…that would be included in their emasculating descriptions.

      For a bunch of straight, he-men Breitbart Brownshirts, they do come off as excessively bitchy, Blackwell fashionistas. (Putting the Facist in Fashionistas, no doubt)

  • The_Wretched

    Breitbart – newsflash – Trump is a member of the ‘elite’ class tier. It’s disgusting and makes me want to get all french revolution on the oligarchs but everyone Trump values is ‘one of them’. He couldn’t careless about the Breitbart readers beyond how loud they cheer for him at his totally non-fascist rallies.

    • Uncle Mark

      Do any of these Brownshirts truly expect Herr Twitler to invite any of them into his tower?

      • The_Wretched

        Rather than ask “would I like a beer with a guy” as a political test; I like to ask, “how would they be to work for?”.

        • Uncle Mark

          THANK YOU !! I thought we learned our lesson regarding the “Who would you rather have a beer with” question…and we ended up with W. Some of us work damned hard and are selective about who we would drink with. I prefer NOT to choose my president in a bar during Happy Hour.

    • Halou

      He is and isn’t.
      He is (was) a billionaire so had membership in ‘the club’ but from what I gather he wasn’t well liked by his New York fellows, people who were not shy of letting him know it. Mar-a-Lago is his attempt at creating his own more sycophantic wealthy elite.

      • The_Wretched

        He doesn’t fit and hates them for that but he’s more in common with the elite tier than he does with the vast unwashed class.

  • Dagoril

    Because only LIE-BRUL elitists don’t want women to die horribly from a disease?

    • olandp

      Think about that for a bit, if their wives die from Breast Cancer, they don’t have to divorce them (and pay out a settlement) to marry a younger model. If only it had worked for Newt…

      • kareemachan

        Yeah, but look what he ended up with…. (shudder)

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    No matter how posh, they still have mosquitoes and ticks.

  • Natty Enquirer

    IOKIYASG

    • The_Wretched

      smelly goat?

  • JWC

    they do love the hog trough

  • Halou

    If you’re going to attend a cancer research fundraiser, you should at least convince them to have it on your own property, then bill them for the privilege of being there. It’s the Donald (and Eric) Trump way.

  • Snarky

    I know Breitbart left this in to feminize him: “Cohn was dressed in a pink shirt, white pants, and white shoes.”

    Here are some football and rugby players wearing clothes that fit the same description (though not all are wearing white shoes). Just because Breitbart readers think feminine is bad and masculine is good.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c637a1dc40a17632a5327fa6d9e395beb44682358ec3cdb109fe2f28088a8db.jpg

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0735f282f70f46601c43cd74355bf8fc1554fb3b69c473c04a5dc4450047890f.jpg

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8294b29b0f89fd3215118a8074d0c1f9ae6e6538ff13d173819d1d47406ed8a0.jpg

  • TexasBoy

    Any relation to “I’m not gay, I just like sleeping with men” Roy Cohn?

  • JCF
  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Is Still Dead Breitbart still a thing? Who knew.