ILLINOIS: Former Rep. Aaron Schock Furious After Feds Ask If He’s Gay And If That’s Really His “Girlfriend”

The Chicago Sun-Times reports:

Lawyers for former Rep. Aaron Schock, R-Ill., on Tuesday accused federal investigators of prosecutorial misconduct on a variety of grounds, including asking witnesses about Schock’s sexuality, whom he slept with and if he is gay. Schock was indicted on Nov. 10, 2016, and his defense lawyers in a Tuesday 92-page pre-trial filing asked a judge to dismiss the charges, for, among several reasons, the government’s sensational inquiries — or in the alternative to ban the use of any evidence that is “tainted” by the alleged misconduct.

“The prosecutor and federal agents have repeatedly asked irrelevant and highly invasive questions about Mr. Schock’s sexual orientation and relationships,” Schock’s lawyers said in one filing. “The government has investigated nearly every facet of Mr. Schock’s professional, political, and personal life. This even includes his sex life. It is no secret that there has long been speculative gossip in the media about Mr. Schock’s sexual orientation.”

“For no apparent reason, the government has felt itself compelled to investigate this too. Indeed, from the very inception of this investigation, the government has discussed with witnesses whether Mr. Schock is gay, whether he really ‘dated’ his ex-girlfriend (a highly accomplished diplomat and attorney), and whether he spent the night or shared hotel rooms with her. “The government’s inquiries into Mr. Schock’s sexuality and romantic relationships were not just distasteful and offensive. They were prejudicial.”

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  • LOL, they said “tainted”.

    • Jeffrey

      Samantha Bee just did a segment on trump called The Spreading Taint

      • Blake Mason

        Taint appears to be the order of the week… so did John Oliver.

      • clay

        I saw the title and thought “god, no”, only then did I see the source and sighed with relief.

      • Man_in_the_mists

        I’ll bet she’s going to mention it again now that Mocchie Moochie got kicked to the curb.

  • Jeffrey

    Normally I like hot n stupid, but I hate a gay republican worse than anything. Fuck. That. There is no excuse.

  • bkmn

    Poor fraudulent snowflake.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Copyrighting this: I am not gay but my personal photographer is.

    • Lawerence Collins

      Photographer, Chef, Personal Trainer, luggage carrier.. etc.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        So many euphemisms! Oy vey, I’m gay!

  • boatboy_srq

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  • Treant

    I love it. Dude works to remove protections, then whines when questions like this are considered pertinent because there’s no protection against asking them.

  • j.martindale

    I wonder what the relevance is of his sexual orientation to the investigation? Why would there be such an inquiry?

    • Treant

      Ten to one they have excessive gifts or money going to the “personal photographer.”

      • j.martindale

        That would explain some things. Inquiries into his sexuality would be irrelevant otherwise.

      • leo77

        Yes and the photographer was possibly being paid to accompany Schock on trips that clearly had no official purpose. That would be within the purview of this type of investigation.

      • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

        That’s how they tossed Jim McGreevy New Jersey’s former governor. The b/f was on the government payroll

    • boatboy_srq

      Sounds like the investigators were trying to make him uncomfortable, hoping he’d blurt out something incriminating.

      Seems they succeeded in making him uncomfortable, all right…

    • bambinoitaliano

      You don’t charge the tax payers for photographer expenses when the said photographer show no evidence of receving payment. If no money exchange what is the relationship there?

    • Ellipse Kirk

      There are a number of legit reasons. If he is a closet case there’s blackmail potential, among others. It’s the 21st century, and he’s from Illinois, a very blue state, even if he is a Repuritan, so being gay here is not as big a deal as say, Alabama. He was sneakretive about his photographer friend, any sneaky or secretive behavior is naturally the sort of thing that investigators pursue. Basically it is not politically toxic to be gay. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/89dd8b4f45f090f5e1affc74aec3a06a81f6d1de6f7621f5f245480331a3ee84.png Basically it is not politically toxic to be gay.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Beards are so in right now.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Treant

      No, he’s totes got a girlfriend in Canada. You don’t know her. Her name…er…Georgina Glass…

      • boatboy_srq

        And here I thought it was Helena Handbasket.

      • Snarkaholic

        Alberta in Toronto?

      • Snarkaholic

        Sure, Jan.

      • FAEN

        I thought her name was Dickis Delicious.

        • Duh-David

          ♪♫♬ Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver

          She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover ♪♫♬

          • Jamie Brewer

            No wonder Aaron is always singing this little ditty,
            I met her in a dairy-o
            She said her name was Terry-o
            Ontario
            Ontario
            I want to spend the night on Terry-o

      • Pilot Nozzle

        Sofonda Peters

        • Treant

          I know her cousin, Sofonda Cox.

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        She’s a French model. She’s always traveling. We barely have time to see each other, what with schedules and all that.

        • Jamie Brewer

          She even gave Aaron “French Asthma” because now he can only catch his breath in snatches……

          • Menergy

            😉

    • FAEN

      LOL

      I adore you.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • narutomania

      What always makes me laugh — guffaw even! — is the fact that Schock posted this photograph himself. He wanted the world to see him in this kick-up-yer-heels moment because the gay was just a-bustin’ out all over.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Snarkaholic

      Me: Aaron, your shoes are so shiny!
      Aaron: Well, what the hell, I was down on my knees anyway, so…”

    • boatboy_srq

      Such a purty couple.

    • ben-andy

      Ooooooo, Rocky!

      • Andymac3

        It’s astounding,
        time is fleeting,
        madness takes it toll…

    • kaydenpat

      Ken dolls.

      • Manny Espinola

        Guy on the right has too many teeth

        • HappyDance904

          He has just as many as you…unless you had some rot out or pulled. Big smiles are a thing nowadays!

      • Snarkaholic

        Ken-spicuous!

      • Cattleya1

        So you mean ‘not anatomically correct’…

        • kaydenpat

          Lol!! Wouldn’t want to know.

          • HappyDance904

            I would be the pickles in that manwich!

    • Charlie

      clutch the pearls…such a lovely couple…

    • Lane

      Is he making “the Schocker” gesture with his left hand there?

      • Miji

        Aaron’s never been anywhere near “the pink”, let alone two fingers in.

    • Ken M

      All jokes aside, he’s still cute, and his b/f isn’t all bad either.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      What JonathOn’s right hand doing?

      He’s not fooling anybody he’s straight. Even buttoning BOTH buttons on his jacket isn’t helping.

    • Danieruw

      On their way to an HRC Dinner, no doubt.

    • ceeenbee

      I love that aaron’s ‘personal photographer’ seems to be in more photos — with aaron, then on the other side of the camera taking photos of aaron.

    • HappyDance904

      What a cute couple. A couple of what, I don’t know…….but cute at least

    • Joseph Miceli

      …ahem…..cough, cough….mmmmm…..miii miii miiiiiiiii……ahem……..
      …..(deep breath)

      GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY FAAAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

      Thank you, thank you , no..you are too kind. I’ll be here all week.

    • Rolf

      I dunno. Generally don’t black shoes go with black pants and brown shoes (those ones are hideous) with jeans and tweed jackets?
      Unless of course they were in a hurry to get dressed and mistakenly put on each other’s shoes.

    • Andymac3

      Which ones the man whore, I can’t tell?

    • Gest2016

      I get a power-bottomy vibe from Schock in this photo.

  • Michael R
    • Todd20036

      Love this song. For the longest time thought the lyrics were: shock the monkey tonight.

      • S Galanter

        Well shit. Up until you mentioned it, I had no idea either. Thanks, Google! “Shock the monkey to life.”

        • Steve Teeter

          Mondegreen.

      • Michael R

        If you want to shock the monkey tonight no one will stop you .

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I’ve always loved that song and I always will.

    • Gery Weißschädel

      Also love this song. Brings back good memories. Huzzah!

    • greenmanTN

      Somehow timely…

      https://youtu.be/3xZmlUV8muY

  • Todd

    How dare the government delve into people’s private lives, like with abortion, and gay rights, and transgender rights . . .

    • Snarkaholic

      The Texas government is trying to pass a bill forbidding residents to discuss elections in their own homes if they receive mail-in ballots (“because that’s considered trying to influence a voter”). Unfuckingbelievable!

      • Danieruw

        Maybe they plan to install Telescreens in everyone’s home, at taxpayer expense, of course.

        • Gracegtierney

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !pa99d:
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      • Craig Howell

        Big Brother Is Watching You! Long Live Big Brother!

        • JCF

          “I love Big Brother.” <3

      • Shy Guy

        Hope it bans election literature, TV ads, talk radio, Fox News, and robo- and manned calls as well, then. No influencing voters. /s

    • kaydenpat

      I know, right?

    • TrueWords
  • JoeMyGod
    • Larry Larson

      He’s not gay, he’s “festive”

      • Snarkaholic

        I’d love to know what shoes he wore with this…hot pink espadrilles?

        • Larry Larson

          Shouldn’t the espadrilles match the cerulean belt?

          • Snarkaholic

            That used to be the rule (and one that I ALWAYS follow myself), but this one can’t be trusted to follow ANY rules.

          • Larry Larson

            Yo mama raised you right!
            And everyone knows it’s always the straight men that set the new trends.

          • Snarkaholic

            On behalf of my mother: Thank you!
            The only white shoes I wear after Labor Day are my Reeboks (which, after having been worn only once, are no longer white)!

          • FAEN

            Do they still make Reebok?

          • Snarkaholic
          • Philly Mike

            Me too! but I only have two choices for belt & shoes brown or black and frankly most days that choice overwhelms me.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            Yes.

        • Manny Espinola

          White espadrilles to match the pants, no socks, of course.

      • He’s gay in 1982!

    • Craig C

      It’s not blue, it’s cerulean.

      • Ken M

        Another “The Devil Wears Prada” fan. Little to green for cerulean.

        • olandp

          It is aqua. I had a belt that color that I wore a lot, also had hot pink, purple, blue and white. Made of webbed nylon. loved wearing all of them, In the early to mid 80s.

          I would probably dig one out on occasion to wear now, if I hadn’t gotten rid of them when they would no longer close. They just seemed to shrink in that drawer.

          • kouros

            I know. You ‘just felt CALLED by the aqua!’ 🙂

      • Stubenville

        Is it from some sad Casual Corner?

      • greenmanTN

        As a former retailer, I think that color is Gay From Space blue.

        • isthisdavid

          You win. Everyone else can go home now. 🤣

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Has any other member of Congress ever instagrammed their shoe collection?
      http://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/aaron-schock-shoes.jpg

      • Manny Espinola

        Good lord what’s that thing on the lower leftmost

        • Snarkaholic

          A pair of shoes that even Lady Gaga deemed “too much!”

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          TOMS.

          They wear as well as Dollar Tree paper towels.

        • Rolf

          Bad taste.

        • Gest2016

          Definitely an impeachable offense!

      • FAEN

        I think I spot a pair of Tom’s?

      • Stogiebear

        Those are men’s shoes?

        • -M-

          If I recall, he said they were for a niece.

          • JCF

            …or a girlfriend in Canada!

        • Gest2016

          OMG you are killing me hahah

      • greenmanTN

        What, no cha-cha heels?

        • TCinBerkeley

          Separate closet for those. And don’t get me started on the size of the closet he keeps his kitten heels and maryjanes in!

    • Anne Mckinney-page

      Girl, please. That belt screams Fire Island Cocktail Social.

      • Jay Schiavone

        Tea Dance at the Boatslip.

    • Rocco Gibraltar

      Ceruluim does not go with plum. Nice try as a diversion.

      • Snarkaholic

        “It’s not Plum! It’s Howling Fuschia!” ~Aaron, probably

    • BlueberriesForMe

      I hope he doesn’t wear those white pants after Labor Day.

      • Snarkaholic

        Don’t worry; after rolling around on the ground behind the park’s war monument, they were no longer white!

        • agcons

          I imagine the knees were bright green before long.

    • bambinoitaliano

      So there’s where my picnic cloth went. Damn twinks and their fashion sense.

      • Andymac3

        The days of waking up to a new bit of Gingham lying on the bed after a late night out.

    • Smokey
    • Andymac3

      Chris Christie’s got a pair of white pants just like them.

      • greenmanTN

        Only when he’s standing in for an IMAX movie screen.

  • Todd20036

    Actually, given the party he was affiliated with, being out would have killed his chance at election – Nazis hate gays, even quisling gays.

  • JoeMyGod
    • boatboy_srq

      Ah yes. Congressman Goodabs.

    • Todd20036

      Congressman D. Abby is completely heterosexual.

    • Ken M

      He needs to come out, change parties, and guarantee himself a new job in 2018.

    • Cattleya1

      He was definitely eye candy.

  • boobert

    Did they REALLY have to ask ! lol

  • “I’m insulted! She’s my BEARD!”
    (long pause)
    “Oops. You’re not gonna print that, are you sugarlumps?”

  • Paula

    “whom he slept with and if he is gay”
    My standard answer to that is “Your mother, asshole!”

    • Treant

      Frighteningly, I was once on an interview with somebody who looked incredibly familiar. I did eventually figure it out, but when he asked me if I had any questions, I almost said, “Did you know I fucked your father?”

      • Paula

        Nice!!! Discretion, nicely done.
        I have had straight guys made snide comments about my being Lesbian.
        I always say “That’s alright, guess what I get more of than you do.” That always shuts them up.

        • LesbianTippingHabits


          Love it! And tipping generously for good service, of course.

      • clay

        Signorile & Forbes?

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      And it’s with whom he has slept. Grammar faux pas and a closet case. Shame.

    • clay

      “Thank you. And did you spend any campaign contributions or federal reimbursed expenses in doing so?”

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    “Table for Sea foam belt and Denial, party of one.”

  • bkmn

    FYI – Trump thinks the WH is a dump, at least that is what he says to club guests at one of his NJ properties.

    • Treant

      I’m shocked he didn’t add something truly tasteless about Obama to that.

      • billbear1961

        Oh, you have a new flower, T!

        • Treant

          A coleus. So technically, that’s not a flower. Those are leaves. The plant has hundreds.

    • coram nobis

      Not enough gilt, apparently. And not enough faux columns.

      • Snarkaholic

        Did he spray* the Lincoln bed gold?

        *Not necessarily with paint.

    • billbear1961

      The White House is beautiful.

      His places are LOUD bordellos (for tyrants and their henchmen).

      • Snarkaholic

        I once read a review by a journalist who was invited to stay at Mar-A-Lago. He wrote that the bedrooms had plastic Trump Plaza ice buckets in them. How Tacky!

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      That means he’s working on a remodel. Which is nearly impossible, but look who we’re talking about.

      The ghosts of Dolly Madison, Jackie, amd Nancy Reagan will rain hell down on him.

      • clay

        He violated his contract on the remodel of the historic Post Office building; why wouldn’t he violate the process of remodeling the White House?

  • coram nobis

    401. Evidence is relevant if:

    (a) it has any tendency to make a fact more or less probable than it would be without the evidence; and

    (b) the fact is of consequence in determining the action.

    402. Relevant evidence is admissible unless any of the following provides otherwise:

    the United States Constitution;
    a federal statute;
    these rules; or
    other rules prescribed by the Supreme Court.

    Irrelevant evidence is not admissible.

    403. The court may exclude relevant evidence if its probative value is substantially outweighed by a danger of one or more of the following: unfair prejudice, confusing the issues, misleading the jury, undue delay, wasting time, or needlessly presenting cumulative evidence.
    — Fed. R. of Evid.

    • Smokey

      If he had a security clearance as a congresscritter then his whole life is fair game. Investigators for such usually do not care what you do (including a few illegal things), as long as you are honest with them about it. As you quote evidence rules operate a bit differently. But concealment and dissembling in either case are the big no-nos.

      • lymis

        And, it they’re tracing financial irregularities and diverting public funds to private individuals, sexual partners are a necessary place to look – as are people who might be blackmailing you for being a ridiculously flaming queen who thinks he’s in the closet.

      • coram nobis

        It may be relevant, depending on what they’re after. Rule 403 may come in if they try to put his sexual antics before a jury, but certainly they can raise a lot of issues in pretrial depositions.

  • kaydenpat

    Well curious minds really want to know. Just spill the beans and be honest.

    • geoffalnutt

      It’s a Republican. It lies all the time about everything. “It” because they lack any humanity at all. None. Nada. Zilch.

  • DesertSun59

    It’s so amusing. His political career is toast. He can come out now. Oh, and btw, there were photos of he and his boyfriend. Together.

    • Lazycrockett

      That was his photographer.

      • BearEyes

        Wink, wink

  • Blake J Butler

    Sorry, but one doesn’t decorate their office with taxpayer dime after Downton Abbey, as well as get backstage passes to a Taylor Swift concert. I don’t know of a straight man to do that.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6299e305e9aee553348173937df9d9a2c1d8262fa490ba4a4618d448fb1f695d.gif

  • Jefe5084

    Oh, Aaron. Inquiring minds want to know. Why do you jump like a Dallas Cheer leader and dress like Daisy Mae?? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Oh, Miss Schock. Do regale us with your fictional stories. They amuse us so.

    http://31.media.tumblr.com/e8566a4ac108bad59b4dd792302a7d90/tumblr_mswss26PTe1shgjp8o1_500.gif

  • FAEN

    Yeah SOO no gay 🙄

    Aaron-it sound like you’ve been tutored by Lindseybelle. Stop already. Even headless people can tell you’re a BOG. Embrace it and stop being so damn stupid about it all.

    • LesbianTippingHabits


      BOG ?

      • agcons

        Big Old Gay, I think.

      • kouros

        Big Ol’ Gurl.

  • Honey, when you go all “Downton Abbey” on your congressional office… Well, wouldn’t your sexual orientation be partial proof of intent? LOL

    • Lazycrockett

      Something was up when he made his staff refer to him as “Thomas”.

  • Henry Auvil

    Asking if Aaron Schock is gay is like asking the Pope if he’s Catholic. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cfb56d433e479980496f949e10bf6d10e8b114973e146640943149a350ee6b1d.jpg

    • Ken M

      He “blamed” it on the “new ways/open mindedness” of his generation.

    • Edmund Allin

      He could just be a closeted European :p

  • Javier Smith

    His feet are wet and he can see pyramids.

    • stuckinthewoods

      took me a minute

  • SFHarry

    It doesn’t matter what we think of Schock’s politics or personality, the government shouldn’t be investigating whether he is gay as though it was some sort of crime. Even if his lawyer’s maneuver means he doesn’t get jailed, I can deal with that to address the larger issue of treating homosexuality as a crime. This is a forest/trees issue.

    • LesbianTippingHabits


      Pursuing this line of inquiry – if true, a legal sexual orientation or adult romantic life – means that the FBI is overstaffed, at least on this case.

    • clay

      It doesn’t matter which forest he was playing in, only on which tree he was spending misappropriated funds.

  • Lazycrockett

    OT This Seth Rich/Faux/WH news story is disgusting.

  • Octavio

    How big or small is his dick? Is he really a top or just a run of the mill bottom? Oh, and what’s his favorite color? All important questions.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Where the hell have you been? 💋

      • Octavio

        Who? Me? (said Gilda) 🙂

    • Treant

      Don’t call bottoms “run of the mill.” I have appreciated each bottom who allowed me access to their sacred temple. So to speak.

      • nocadrummer

        Amen!
        (So have I.)

    • billbear1961

      The little whore is a corrupt, right-wing sellout; so, everything else about him goes directly into the TRASH.

      • Ken M

        He sounds like the perfect GOP candidate in 2018.

    • AJ Drew

      Average. Bossy bottom. Cerulean.

      • clay

        According to the pic Delicious posted, that’s “gay average” rather than “straight average”, unless he was “fluffed”.

    • Blake J Butler

      Whoa! my macbook zoomed on your comment, i guess my computer was interested in what you had to say.

    • charemor

      Octavio, welcome back!

  • billbear1961

    Expecting him to sleep with his “girlfriend”?

    Ew.

  • Blake J Butler

    I don’t know, can we give Another Steve a playmate for jared when he goes to indefinite play time….. i mean spend prison time with Steve ?

    • Snarkaholic

      I suggest a cage match: Put them into the same cell, and then throw in ONE jar of bronzer. The last one standing wins!

  • Stubenville
    • clay

      His orientation is irrelevant. Who he was spending campaign and federal reimbursements on, however is exactly their business. Narrowing that down by sex is a too slow way to that answer, however; they should be asking “whom exactly”, rather than “which half of humanity”.

      • The_Wretched

        ’cause it aint always halvesies.

  • AtticusP

    Meh. He’s a Republican. He’s used to lying, even when he doesn’t need to.

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • Speaking of irrelevant, what does it matter that his “ex-girlfriend” is “a highly accomplished diplomat and attorney”? Does that mean she know better how to act like a girlfriend?

  • bambinoitaliano

    When given a little power, this idiot think he is invincible. Greed got the better of those who corrupt. Accounting is about the traffic of money. Every nickle and dime can be traceable. One can’t just bullshit out of a forensic. The investigators has no interest in one’s sexuality unless the expenses claimed is in conflict with the said relationship.

  • Ken M

    I’d jump his bones w/o a second thought. : )

  • Eric Lewis

    He should indicate his gayness on a scale from Jeff Session to Mike Pence.

  • Will Parkinson

    Honestly? Who the F cares!

    • clay

      Those investigating his use of campaign and federal reimbursements to pay for unapproved purposes.

      Kinda hard to do if they don’t know who to look for dates and hotel rooms for.

  • Dagoril

    Gay gay gay, gay-itty gay gay GAY!!

  • Blake J Butler

    Gay ? How gay is Aaron Schock ?

    How about Richard Simmons with a Prada bag, exploding full of rainbows.

  • Boreal

    By default, all repiglicans lie. This little princess is no different.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    I just found this one which I had never seen before. This is apparently a real picture of him. The photo caption says that’s underwear, not a swimsuit.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/160e959c929a69540456faa8078da8c59d846e01594a6b0423e79ab8c3e9cbb1.jpg

    • Reasonoverhate

      Oh my…

    • billbear1961

      Too bad he’s such a shit.

      • Seriously. I see him occasionally at my gym here in LA (at the gayest gym in a 200-mile radius so he’s definitely finally coming to terms with his gayness…I think) and I feel so disgusting for ogling him a bit. But….he sure is pretty and put together well.

    • Spray on abs

      All my straight friends dress and pose like this. I wish.

    • clay

      I don’t want to think of myself as having so much misogynist internal homophobia, but damn, he looks like a nancy jock. Did he pay an extra $30 for the faux distressing on that T-shirt? The lower half is almost attractive, if only the shorts weren’t the color of lipstick.

    • Lakeview Bob

      He must be straight. A gay man would never were pink panties.

    • Ken M

      Haven’t seen that either..impressive. He may be scum, but at least he’s easy on the eyes.

    • Adam King

      He shaves his pits?

      • The_Wretched

        Swimmer maybe?

    • Sam
      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Thanks.

        What is the world coming to when you can’t believe Instagram?

  • bambinoitaliano
  • TampaDink

    LOVE the URL……Fosse, Fosse, Fosse

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    All I suggest is that the reaction be the same if former Rep. Aaron Schock (IL) were a Democrat. Thank you.

    • kareemachan

      Dems don’t care. BUT they do care about hypocrisy.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Gee. I wonderev whereoff I have heardev of a governmentski invesitgatingski someone’s sexev lifeoff.
    Oh, yes. Our government. Our government gay people and in the last 60- years.
    what’s sauce for the goose is sauce for your propaganda.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Why does he think that being considered gay is a slur or some kind of offensive accusation?

    Men comfortable with their sexuality and whatever form it takes would just answer “Yes,” “No,” or “It’s a private matter that need not concern you,” when asked if they were gay.

  • Frostbite

    Schock is not gay! His boyfriend is!

  • Ninja0980

    You’re a self loathing closet case that used your time in office to try and make yourself rich and also make everyone as miserable as you.
    Don’t just go away Aaron, go to jail.

  • Adam Stevens

    We DO NOT want him to be one of us, guys.

    WE DO NOT.

    • clay

      It’s not something one can vote on.

  • billbear1961

    In anticipation of the Day of Deliverance, the resurgence of the Republic, the triumph of the Rule of LAW . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQF5KEmvOB8

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  • billbear1961
    • Smokey

      Expanding the repertoire tonight, Mr. Bear!

      • billbear1961

        You “unleashed” it, Smokey!

  • kareemachan

    but it’s okay when people accused Obama of being all the crap he was accused of.

  • -M-

    Prejudicial how?

  • JWC

    C’mon in AAron “Thomas’ “Pookie ” or whatever name you want the gay pool is your pool

  • Gigi

    If Schock used tax dollars to pay tricks to have sex with him while he was an elected official l, his sexual orientation is very relevant.

  • JT

    What are his vital statistics? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • 2guysnamedjoe
  • 2guysnamedjoe

    No Presidential appointment for Aaron. Drumpf likes grifters who don’t get caught.

  • justmeeeee

    They had to ask?

  • JCF

    http://www.joemygod dot com/2017/08/01/fosse-fosse-fosse-2/

    LOL, Joe!

  • I miss Aaron. This is still one of the best things on the internet . . .
    https://paulryanxxx.tumblr.com/

  • Robert Eames

    Emboldened behavior is the only thing trickling down from DC these days.

  • Gregory In Seattle

    Schock was indicted on 24 counts that included embezzling funds, improperly using campaign funds, making false statements to the police, and tax fraud. Given the rumors that have circulated about him, it seems reasonable to think that some of this stolen money went as hush money or to pay blackmailers, which would make questions about his personal activities very relevant. I do hope all such information comes out at trial.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Does anyone know what our Ambassador of Religion is suppose to be doing? I thought there was separation of Church and State yet we have some dumbass Ambassador.

    • Girlgoon

      I read about this and thought wtf ?! I never knew there was such a title and then thought wtf why do we need one of those unless we are an Iran.

      • teedofftaxpayer

        My thoughts exactly.

  • Rocco

    Whyever would there be a question??????? I still think he should make porn…Titan would be the best studio.

    • Helen Damnation™

      It would be funny if the only porn studio that would have him is BrokeStraightBoys!

      • Rocco

        Funny and sad

  • Secure

    Aaron not gay!? Schocking!!!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Wait? He’s straight?

    Yeah, and I’m a totally vanilla, non-kinky girl.

    • coram nobis

      And I’m Schocked! Schocked!

      • grada3784

        But he’s still the Schockmeister. No matter how Schocked you are.

  • Lakeview Bob

    Have these assholes ever heard of Ken Starr and Whitewater? You know that innocent time Bill Clinton was asked if he got a blow job from that stupid women? Where was the outrage then?

  • Waarki
  • Sporkfighter

    He could wear this and I wouldn’t care. It isn’t about his sexual orientation, it’s about his allegedly illegal activity. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a18c9b81bfab01236a5ce314878b63eba732b5281aa610c502cfa52cc44c9db.gif

  • mikeinftl

    They had to ask? Seriously?

  • Joseph Wolf
  • Mark Abbott

    Not a big Schock fan but, if this is accurate, he’s right. Engaging his sexual history has no bearing on the accusations against him unless he’s accused of fingering the young and unwilling.

    • BobSF_94117

      Or spending taxpayer money to bring a boy toy on a trip.

    • Helen Damnation™

      Lawyer: “OBJECTION, RELEVANCE!”

      • Lindoro Almaviva

        Overruled

    • Deviancy Behavir

      It is absolutely relevant to ask if he’s paying thousands of tax payer dollars to a man to help him decorate his office to look like Downton Abby. Which is the reason why the probe was launched in the first place. Then to find out that he used more tax payer funds on the same person to travel and other expenses. It’s no different than someone using a company credit card to pay for meals, hotel rooms, jewelry for their mistress. If you can’t explain the expenses, than you’re lying. See why it’s important now?

  • BobSF_94117

    They’re only prejudicial if there’s a problem with it.

    The answer might explain some of his exorbitant travel expenses.

  • Dom Saunders
  • Barry William Teske

    ‘I’m sorry Mr Schock is on an Aaroned. Please call back in a few years…’

  • bmoore4026

    He’s just wild about Hymie

  • bunnysanford

    LOVE the URL

  • aagold76 .

    Schock used tax payer money to fly a man around with him- and paid this man with, possibly government funds…seems a natural question to ask- who exactly is this man to you….I hope Schock forever stays in the closet- he’s like a Ken Mehlman- we don’t need or want him!!!!!

    • Rillion

      Was it a misuse of funds if Schock was having sex with him or was it a misuse of funds if he wasn’t or either way?

      • Friday

        Even just having that ‘personal phototgrapher’ is kind of part of a pattern of spending public funds on himself, so it could very well.

  • aagold76 .

    I was certain he was gay when it was revealed back in 2013/14 he was following Brit diver Tom Daley on twitter….he couldn’t claim it was because he was a diving fan, since he wasn’t following the American diver who beat Tom and won gold back in 2012 Games (David Boudia)

  • SDG

    If only there was a Federal, anti-descrimination law for LGBT folks!

    • Chris

      What makes you think this is discrimination In the scope of the criminal inquiry, they are looking into whether or not his male “photographer”, whose travel and salary were paid with government funds, was actually a legitimate employee or something else, if the companion had been female the questions would be different, but the investigation into that would still be occurring…you don’t get to pay your sex partner with government funds regardless of orientation.

  • Richard B

    I would not want to be in his shoes, but keep in mind, he put those shoes on.
    All my gaydar senses say Aaron Schock is a gay man, but the poor thing is a scared homophobic republican, meaning he is one of those. Aaron can’t come out for family, religious, and political reasons and to cover his tracks, he will be against all the LGBTQ right movement stands for fear if he was supportive, someone might think he is gay – after all the progress we have made over the last 4 decades, it is kind of sad, pitiful..
    It doesn’t matter, he is fucked up in the head and we don’t need him.
    Lets move on…

  • Girlgoon

    Where’s Wiki leaks’ efforts at outing people when you really need them.

    • Lindoro Almaviva

      from a glass closet that has cleaned with Windex?

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  • Joseph Miceli

    This is actually VERY disturbing. If the FBI is asking this then there may have been something more going on than just regular corruption. Blackmail is an ugly thing, but if Shock hadn’t been in the closet, he wouldn’t have been vulnerable. It seems the FBI is probing to see if someone had a handle on Shock.

    • Chris

      Far more likely that they are looking into whether or not he used government funds to pay his “photographer” with whom he frequently traveled. They would be asking these questions regardless…if the companion had been female, they would be looking into whether or not they were sleeping together.

  • hdtex
    • Lindoro Almaviva

      except the pictures would have been of him, cause that man loves himself a lot more than he loves dick

  • DaveMiller135

    I have to say, that is a nice stag leap. Especially given that he seems to be performing it in boots with crampons.

    • -M-

      Staged in front of a backdrop.

  • buckguy

    Oddly the article doesn’t mention his traveling with his personal photographer which violated federal law and particulars get into whether they shared hotel rooms.