Trumpy Bear Is A “Hideously Real Thing” [VIDEO]

The ad is just insane. The Poke reports:

Despite sounding like a spoof advert, it seems “Trumpy Bear” is a hideously real thing – and the commercial for it features patriotism, golf and motorbikes. According to the website when you’re done rolling around the floor wrapped in the blanket of patriotism, or sticking Trumpy up a flag pole, you can also use him to “honor your own family heroes”. Truly a fitting tribute to the brave men and women of the armed forces.

  • this **has** to be a spoof.

    • Rambie

      You’d think, but I can see the Trumpholes totally doing this

    • William

      Read the comments on Youtube. The Trumpsters love it.

      • Todd20036

        I can believe it. That commercial talks to idiotic adults. I’ve seen toy commercials for 3 year olds speak more eloquently.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Ohhhhhhh, MY!

  • JoeMyGod
    • MusicBear88

      And here I thought that was the “tell” for it definitely being satire… oof.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    If someone gave me that, I would burn it.

    • MBear

      and now you can since EPA regulations about releasing toxins into the atmosphere have been lifted! LOL

  • TheManicMechanic

    Made in China?

    • Rambie

      Certainly not made in the USA

    • Rex

      Made in Russia of imported materials.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    They are out of Texas. Thank goodness you get a Certificate of Authenticity, I’m sure the market will be flooded with fake Trumpy Bears.

    Look at the bright side, this is $40.00 Trumpholes will NOT have to use to support Republican candidates.

    • Rambie

      Crazy Republican bullsh*t is to Texas as “Florida man…” is to news from Florida

  • Jonathan Smith
    • djcoastermark

      Rainy days and Mondays. Ugh, dealing with tons of rain here from this odd tropical storm today. Mostly monsoon rains, but the neighbor 2 doors down has a tree now sitting in her bedroom.

      • perversatile

        Probably doesn’t even know the tree’s name, what a tramp.

        • djcoastermark

          That just made my day.

      • Treant

        Rainy days and Mondays always make me go down.

        • William

          So do sunny days and Tuesdays.

    • perversatile

      Sending You Sunshine & Unicorn Farts-
      ”Hate Mongering Neo Nazi Drops Dead While Hate Mongering”
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-aoc2VfFTE

  • BudClark

    Thank PASTAFERIUS my breakfast hasn’t arrived … or it would have made a second entrance!

    The Orange Monster a stuffed cuddly? They will sink to ANYTHING to make the KIDS love him.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Irony since he doesn’t even care for his own kids until they were old enough to be interested in and help in his business.

  • Rex

    Is it anatomically correct so it can fuck America?

    • Bluto

      Sure, they sewed on an orange button down there.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Here’s the official website: http://www.gettrumpybear.com/

    • Treant

      Fortunately, I’m misreading that as “Gett Rumpy, Bear.”

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    It has a zippered compartment that holds an American Flag blanket, because violating the Flag Code is the best way to express your patriotism.

    Also, I couldn’t find on the site, but we all agree, that the odds this is made in the USA is zero?

    • Rambie

      Larry, you’re a brave man for even visiting the site to check

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        Its not terrible, just someone looking to profit with a novelty product. Not that different than the Obama or Trump chia pets.

        • Rambie

          You never know what kind of bugs your computer can pick up on the web. 😉

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            Valid point, thanks.

    • Acronym Jim

      The last time I violated the Flag Code, I was pleasantly surprised. I had no idea I’d find the flip side to be so much fun.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        But Jim, when you’re in a business meeting and someone wants to run an idea up the flagpole, they expect a bit more decorum.

  • Rex

    Why are the paws so small?

    • Stogiebear

      So the penis looks bigger.

      • Rex

        Why is the penis in the middle of the face? Does that mean he’s a dickhead?

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    If you see this on a potential SO’s bed, leave. They not only have rotten political leanings but atrocious taste.

  • Ninja0980

    Even Chucky the killer doll would be scared of this thing.

  • The Sentinel

    Show me on the bear where he touched you.

  • Rex

    Much like Trump, there’s nothing but fiberfill in it’s head. It’s certainly not memory foam.

    • Todd20036

      I’d be half tempted to buy one just to make a video of blowing it up, but then I’d have to give $40 to the idiot who did this.

      • justme

        And then have someone hold the head up by the hair….

      • Stogiebear

        I was thinking a video for xtube — fucking it and then setting it on fire.

        • Oh’behr in Minnesota

          Did they show how large the bear is? Perhaps it’s small (like a Russian stacked doll) and your member might blow through the bear doll or end product flood the bear doll?

        • What’s your Xtube profile? Asking for a friend…..

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        You can probably get it cheap secondhand fairly soon.

      • Leo Tallant

        Good luck with that, they don’t give any ordering information in the commercial or at least I didn’t see any. Would still be fun to watch it blow up though LOL.

        • BarbaraandThomas Smith

          The actual website to order this has this statement about shipping:
          ” Sorry, we cannot accept returns of intentionally damaged bears.”

      • nipper

        Im going to watch ebay to see if they come up cheap, just to see where its made.

      • Eric Wold

        This is one of the most ingenious marketing schemes ever!!! Clearly the inventor is anti Trump but damn he’s gonna make bucks!

    • TrueWords

      At least when my healthcare gets taken away, I can die in the gutter snuggling my Trumpy Bear and use the flag blanket as my burial shroud.”

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        If it only had two little plastic coins that you could use to put into the eyes as coins, then I would be sold on the Trumpy Bear as a funeral bear (aka Trumpcare healthcare bear too)..

      • Michele M

        That is hilarious! Thanks for the best laugh I have had about Trump in a long time.

  • Marides48

    It’s not orange?

  • Michael R
  • Bj Lincoln

    That is disgusting! Its so cheesy. if I didn’t know better I would think it was a spoof. That Marine must have had a head injury. I live with a Marine and he would never put that POS on his bike, the bear or Drumpf, except to tie it to the back and drag it around. (Bear only).

    • Leo Tallant

      I watched it three times and never saw any ordering information so I don’t think we have to worry about seeing them on bikes or anywhere else in public. If the idiots don’t know where or how to get them I think we will be safe from “Drumphy Bear”.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        On their website, they do have an ordering page and a contact page. Shown here: http://www.gettrumpybear.com/contactus

        So they might be legit?

        I certainly wouldn’t waste my money on something so ugly.

  • Karl Dubhe

    If there was an Obama Bear, I might buy one..

    A ‘Trumpy’ bear isn’t one that would last long in my home.

  • jerry

    Owner of two Russian versions of Betsy Wetsy writes in to ask, “Is it waterproof?”

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Trumpy Bear Is A “Hideously Real Thing”

    Edit: Trump is A Hideously Real Thing.

    • Todd Allis

      The bear is less hideous.

  • rednekokie

    If one could alter it to become a sex toy, then it may just have some miniscule use.

    • Jonathan Smith

      yeah. so. no

    • Oh’behr in Minnesota

      Oh, so creepy.

      • rednekokie

        Might be creepy, but also might be fun shoving something up its rear.

  • Baltimatt

    Is it made in the USA?

    • Treant

      China.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        And perhaps assembled in China, made in Ethiopia by Ivanka’s company. /s

  • bkmn

    I did Nazi this coming.

  • Dagoril

    Pussy Grabber attachments sold separately.

  • Nychta

    Who would do such a horrendous thing to innocent teddy bear materials? Every day the alt universe I entered on Nov 9 just gets more alt.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • Treant

    “I was drafted into a pointless war started by Republicans, given inadequate armor, mistreated in terms of health care, died of my wounds, and all I got was this $47 bear on my tombstone that’s falling apart in the first rain.”

  • Mark Austin

    Made in China? Small hands? Smells like urine (and borscht)?

  • i’m sure i’m not the first person to note that the bear is often used as an animal symbol for… Russia.

  • William

    Darlene McBride could make a killing.

    https://youtu.be/Y6bz7zUPPL4

    • Natty Enquirer

      Sullivan is an astonishing talent!

      • William

        I wish she would appear on tv more these days.

  • justme

    does it comes with a detachable comb over??

    • Stogiebear

      Trumpy has a new “hat.”

  • Halou

    “sticking Trumpy up a flag pole”
    Gladly.

    • Oh’behr in Minnesota

      Me too.

  • The_Wretched

    It has to be a parody.

    • Leo Tallant

      Either that or they are so stupid that they forgot to add a telephone number to order by………

  • M Jackson

    There are a number of things I would like to do to that woman’s bear, and combing its hair is not one of them. :{

  • Scoot

    I guess if you love Trump so much that you’d buy a weird, ugly bear monster thing, it only makes sense that you hate America enough to defile its flag by using it as a blanket.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Trump bear’s name is Crumpet.

  • Stogiebear

    It even looks assholish.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    What next? The Trump Real Doll?

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    I’d like to run a flag pole up Drumphy.

    • Oh’behr in Minnesota

      Yay! That’s what I also thought too.

  • I thought we already had a Trumpy bear:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tangerine_Bear

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    That snout looks like a limp dick. And we all know there are bone spurs on the feet.

  • JWC

    That goes from cute to stupis in about 1 second

  • witch

    We’re it was made

  • Brooklyn Joe
  • nipper

    Made in China?

  • coram nobis

    How about the Trump action figure, the one that starred in a Cruz attack ad last year?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onUaRyvfv1A

  • Michael Hampton

    So it shouts racist slurs and then insults Rosie O’Donnell?

  • prixator
  • MassageBear

    That’s okay. Will wait. Have heard about the soon-to-be released voodoo doll version.

  • StSean

    “Trumpy you can do magic!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35U255Si7C0

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      “Its called Evil, kid!”

  • Kenster999

    From the fine print at the bottom of the web site: “Sorry, we cannot accept returns of intentionally damaged bears.”

  • The Librarian

    This the stuff(ing) of nightmares.

  • Kerry

    The subtle snark in the ad video and order form (” Sorry, we cannot accept returns of intentionally damaged bears”) indicates the marketer is in on the joke. It would be glorious if, once they sell out, they would announce all profits were going to Refugees International. The Natural Resources Defense Coalition, the ACLU and Amnesty International.