Trump: Today Was A Great Day At The White House


Just hours after ousting his newly appointed communications director, President Trump tweeted that Monday was “a great day at the White House.” Trump expressed the sentiment in a single tweet, which came just hours after the ouster of White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci, who had took the job just 10 days ago.

Earlier Monday, Trumo hosted his first Medal of Honor ceremony, recognizing an Army medic who served during the Vietnam War in a White House ceremony. “Jim, I know I speak for every person here when I say that we are in awe of your actions and your bravery,” Trump said during the ceremony, speaking to the recipient, 71-year-old James McCloughan.

  • Ross

    Today Was A Great Day At The White House


    Donnie died?

    • pj

      flake voted for trumpcare and hes running for reelection in arizona. good luck pal

      • bkmn

        Yes that independent streak allowed him to vote against what Trump wants less that 5% of the time.

      • True, and his political future is very much in question. Still, it’s better to witness the apparent awakening of awareness, rather than the GOP’s “This is Fine” denials of the last year.

        • pj

          hes scared of losing. and with good reason. people in arizona are pissed about the shitshow in DC.

          • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

            Not enough I’m afraid. And they still won’t do anything about that white supremacist thing they have going here. Even the papers won’t talk about it and it’s only getting worse.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          With the exception that the reason they’re doing it is because they think it will provide them, and their man Pence with some cover. They’re most certainly not doing it with contrition.

        • Rambie

          The start of the rats fleeing the sinking ship perhaps or just political cover for the midterms?

    • Cuberly

      Well, at least he acknowledges Donnie was their Frankenstein creation.

      • RNegron

        More like Frankenfurter. But this one does not do the timewarp

        • Todd Allis

          I would vote Frankenfurter or Tim Curry over 45 any day.

          • EdmondWherever

            Shit I would take Meat Loaf.

          • JCF

            I would take an actual frankfurter OR piece of meatloaf, over Drumpf!

          • EdmondWherever

            Lol, ain’t that the truth.

        • Natty Enquirer

          Mentally more like Rocky.

          • Thorn Spike

            I’m certain Dear Leaker has no clue about the sword of Damocles. Ironic, come to think of it.

          • RoFaWh

            He’s very poorly educated. It’s impossible for him to have a clue what that phrase means.

          • Robincho

            He himself is poorly educated, and we all know how he feels about the poorly educated…

        • Thorn Spike

          Please, folks, I beg of you, no images of Dear Leaker in a bustier and fishnets.

          • RoFaWh

            Will a mankini do?

      • David Walker

        The song is fun, but I love the neck electrodes. Accessories count.

        • Cuberly


    • Sam_Handwich

      flake is playing the same game that’s worked for McCain in AZ all these years

      • prixator

        He’s a republican – they don’t have any new ideas.

    • Homo Erectus

      Edifice wrecks?

    • Bj Lincoln

      I sure wish more GOPhers would wake up and think like this.

      • Rambie

        Only if Flake’s coming actions match his words will I believe he’s woken up. His voting is in lockstep with the GOP’ers and are still pro-“Faus­tian bargain” as he put it.

        This is cover for the mid-terms until proving otherwise by his actions

    • Refugay

      Crack the foundation and apply pressure.

    • shellback

      Photo caption: Dump mimics an anus with his lips.

      • RoFaWh

        The other day I posted a photo of a “rosebud” to Forgot I wasn’t on JMG. Oh dear. That was good for the post being removed and myself being given a 24-hour ban on further posting.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly
      • Todd20036

        You don’t elect a kiddie rapist expecting him to become a saint.

    • coram nobis

      Your party sold its soul to the Devil and bought this, and you’re only now having buyers’ remorse?

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Yep. The Republicans are planning on a President Pence, with Trump being gone before the midterm elections. This article is a real eye-opener.

    • Hanwi

      If he really believed this crap he would be voting differently. He is
      lock step in line with the new rethuglican reality, this is just a stunt to
      sell books.

      • RoFaWh

        Republicans are not strong on matching their actions to their words.

    • Rambie

      And we used to think that W was the GOP’ers Faus­tian bargain. SMH

  • another_steve

    If Donald Trump declared to his deplorables, “Your parents have been murdered and your children are being held as sex slaves,” his poll numbers would go up.

    • Todd20036

      Duh! They get their inheritance and their kids will finally make them some money.

      Hell, some of these mouth breathers would probably be willing to fuck their own kids, given the chance.

      • another_steve

        One of the reasons I love you so, Todd, is that you think dirty.

  • justme

    well it’s a start..
    Can we talk when it hits 2008 levels of 700,000 a month

  • bkmn

    Sunshine, lollipops, and pure bullshit.

    • Adam King

      The purest, from the best bull asshole.

  • fastlanestranger

    Good Lord, that image. LOL

  • HoneyBoySmith

    Off topic comment:

    Joe’s “Sure, Jan.” reminded me of 1996’s smash hit A Very Brady Sequel.

    I’m seriously obsessed. It had RuPaul and incest. If there’s ever a zombie apocalypse or comet holocaust poised to destroy all life on earth, my final words will be….

    This is all Jan’s fault.

  • Bluto
    • another_steve

      ^^ LMAO

      Good one.

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    • Todd20036

      Whose phone number is that?

      • Bluto

        no idea. psych ward perhaps?

      • Todd Allis
      • ColdCountry

        Some say it’s Sean Hannity’s.

      • Rambie

        Post these in some of those red counties. Just replace the number with the RNC’s or the local GOP’er bribery campaign HQ. They’ll get a bunch of angry calls from Trumpsters

    • djcoastermark

      I want a bunch of those.

  • HZ81

    Um, which White House are you talking about?

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    They have coconut pudding once a month at the home so today was a good day.

    • djcoastermark

      Wow, what ever happened to lemon Jello carrot surprise day? Oh well, tastes change.

      • Smokey
        • djcoastermark

          Mmmmm, now I’m not hungry at tall

        • RoFaWh

          Ah, William Bolcom and his wife Joan Morris.

          I once attended a concert by the Eastman School of Music’s “Musica Nova” ensemble, students performing modern music. The program included Bolcom’s Session Two, a duo for violin and viola. The violinist was this rather tall, saturnine dude fond of expressive sniffs at the end of phrases, the violist a rather fat, short gal. They stood facing each other (and their music stands). The audience was in stitches laughing at the incredible farrago of quotes from this and that great work, stitched together beautifully.

          Decades later, Session Two appeared in a decent commercial recording. Sad news: without the visuals. it wasn’t funny. Or maybe I had changed?

  • FelineMama

    OK, we’ve heard from Dtrumph. Now, I wanna hear from the President of the US.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Bannon’s too busy sucking his own cock.

      • Todd20036

        lucky bastard.

        • David Milley

          Nope. That’s his liver.

          • RoFaWh

            Not his pancreas?

  • Boreal
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • zhera

      Remember West Wing? How it appealed to intelligent and educated people, and it brought up important issues such as Donna’s static underwear? Oh, how I wish this America show would be as classy as that!

      • Bj Lincoln

        I loved West Wing. He was the President I wanted while Shrub Jr. soiled the office of President.

        • JCF

          That’s actually why I couldn’t bring myself to watch it. It seemed (to me) like fingers-in-ears “La-la-la!” escapism.

          Who could have imagined that Shrub seems like an ESCAPE himself, compared to Drumpf?

  • Sam_Handwich

    i just saw a little blurb on local news about the Medal of Honor recipient. his story is like … yikes. 🙁

  • Natty Enquirer
  • houstonray

    OK, just got home from work, saw that it was a great day at the White House. Did I miss anything?

    BWAHAHAH! Just kidding of course. Wow, what a shit show just every day, another story eclipses the next.

    Come on Mr. Mueller, we’re getting impatient.


    Everything’s great : Pickle will be the new communications director.

    • Lazycrockett

      Pickles has cake.

      • JCF

        “The best chocolate cake ever!”

        • RoFaWh

          Does it ever occur to Donny-boy that it’s simply not possible that everything about him is “the best”???

          Edit: Answer: Of course not. Don’t be foolish.

  • Refugay
  • Homo Erectus
    • another_steve

      Bad enough to be driving directly behind an accident… but for it to involve porta potties, that’s very bad luck indeed.

      • Todd20036

        While in a convertible with the top down….

        • another_steve

          My husband and I had some major home construction work done this summer, and the construction company set up a porta potty on our front lawn.

          So I’m initially, “Okay, whatever,” given that a porta potty on an effete gay man’s property can be, well, rather offensive.

          And then these half-naked sweaty brutes a.k.a. “construction workers” start using it on a regular basis.

          And then I’m thinking, “Where’s my fuckin’ video camera.”

      • Jonathan Smith

        Hell. Shit happens

        • another_steve

          I live in rural/suburban America.

          You have not lived until you’ve had a backup of your septic tank.

      • RoFaWh

        I got stuck behind a dump truck full of pig shit once.


  • houstonray

    How many RESETS?
    How many CLEAN SLATES?

    Jezzus H….

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Todd20036

      And take Pence with you

      • MT YVR

        I swear I heard that as “And your little Pence, too!”

        Yet another retelling in which I want the Witch to win.

    • zhera

      He had a successful bowel movement and Melania told him he’d been a good boy! Of course he’s gonna brag about it on twatter.

    • DonnaLee

      Must have been cake for dessert.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • Ninja0980
    This is all Republicans doing but if you want to see the worst part of Trump’s legacy so far, this is it.
    I know I seem like I keep hyping on this but there’s a reason.
    Until our side cares about the courts as much as Republicans do, we will continue to lose elections.
    If Scalia had died in 2013/14 when Democrats had a chance to replace him, there’d be no President Trump.
    That is what pushed him over the finish line, and nothing else.

    • RoFaWh

      That frown: what, no insipid grin? Is it perhaps that Donny-boy isn’t a happy camper these days?

  • TrueWords
  • thom

    OT… LOL, and they told us Clinton was a moderate who was falling behind the progressive democratic party.
    #BREAKING: Dem campaign chairman: Dems willing to fund candidates who oppose abortion rights

    • David Milley

      As the Democrats find a new way to lose elections!

    • Craig Howell

      Another good reason for giving contributions just to candidates you like, not to any party’s campaign fund which could be spent on any clown.

    • JCF

      “The Hill” is not a reputable source.

  • Lazycrockett

    Drumpf probably hasn’t been told that Kelly fired Mooch.

  • coram nobis
  • safari
  • TrueWords
  • thom

    “Yay! Gen. Kelley is in charge! Now the chaos will end. Here comes the TrumpPivot(tm)”
    Also what all the CNN talkings heads are saying

  • Nick in Pasadena
    • Friday

      Project cars. “Ah, yeah, that’s coming along great.” 🙂

  • worstcultever

    Hey Dumpy – guess who doesn’t care about your WH soap opera. That’s right – Mueller and Schneiderman.

  • RJ Bone

    How high is he?

    • RoFaWh

      That’s a really good question. No one has ever had hard evidence regarding the orange asshole’s use of recreational drugs, though there have been suggestions that he likes coke.

      If he is in an earlyish stage of dementia, I can imagine taking rec drugs should be a very large no-no because if his brain is already malfunctioning, drugs will just make it worse.

  • Adam Stevens

    Huckabee-Sanders later clarified that Trump forgot to disclose that’s it’s the White House’s 1st Ever But Totally Tremendous & Official Pussy-Grabbing Fest in the West Wing today.

  • JT

    Presidemented: I’m the bestest ever!

  • teedofftaxpayer

    It will be a greater day at the White House if you and Pence would just resign and save the US from lots of embarrassment.

    • -M-

      Too late for that second bit.

      • TampaDink

        Replace lots with further & the statement stands.

  • David Walker

    As Keith says, “Bye, Felicia.”

  • bobbyjoe

    Please, please, please follow this up with a tweet that says “…Because I Quit!”

  • Stubenville
  • Karl Dubhe

    If today was a good day, I’d hate to see what he’d call a bad one…

    Wait. That might not be true. His bad day would involve being dragged out of the Oval Office while in handcuffs, right?

    • RoFaWh

      We can hope.

      We can hope, when the roof falls in on drumpfy-boy, that it’s all out in full public view.

  • ClevelandJim

    Kelly’s first edict: “All messaging will now be positive.”
    Yeah, we’ll see how long THAT lasts, lmao

  • j.martindale

    And after mislaying the medals for the Medal of Honor recipient, tRump reminded everyone that he had actually won the largest number of votes ever in America, and that the crowds for his inauguration were thirty five times bigger than those for Obama’s. And not only that, he is rich. Bigly rich. And he earned it all himself. And he got a measly inheritance. And he says that the mooch kissed his ass on the way out of the White House.

    • RoFaWh

      Did he also boast lyingly about the size, shape, length, thickness, and productivity of his magnificent penis?

  • j.martindale
  • Jon Doh

    If I needed to fire someone 10 days in I would consider myself a failure and not say that was a great day.

    • TampaDink

      That is because you are capable introspection.

      • JWC

        Oh Rachel makes some sense of this tonight PHULEEZE

        • jimbo65

          I believe Joy is sitting in for her tonight. Don’t worry. She’ll bring it.

        • TampaDink

          As Jimbo noted below, I also read earlier that Joy is going to be on. In about 3 minutes.

  • JWC

    well Trump loves a shit show ,he has been in enuff So Ya, for him, a Great Day . For the rest of us ..Not so much, but laffable

  • kirtanloorii

    These lies might have worked during the soviet era, but not now.

  • fuzzybits
  • jimbo65

    Christ. When is this guy due for his next official physical? Cuz he’s definitely coo coo for coco puffs. They’d probably conceal that too.

    • RoFaWh

      I’ll betcha a jelly-filled donut that he has simply refused to go to Walter Reed for the usual Presidential medical check out.

  • Ken M

    Well, minus the mooch, Trump is now able to go back to stealing ALL the spotlight for himself.

  • Michael R
  • Lizard

    I just had one of those moments. You know the type. The one where, despite the horror of the past seven months, I realized “Donald Trump is currently in the fucking White House.”


    • Talisman

      and it’s only been 6 months.

  • sandollar_man

    More signs that he has entered his second childhood.
    The keys should be taken away now.
    I’m talkin’ to you Melania. Follow mooch’s wife’s lead.
    We need you to show love and patriotism by pulling the fascistic narcissistic demented rug out from under your sick husbands feet.

  • ColdCountry

    Well, we now know what his idea of a great day is.

    • RoFaWh

      Guess: he wakes up with a micro erection, enough to remind him of the way things used to be without being of any real use for anything.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Who in their right mind would want to accept a Medal of Honor from Trump, a man with zero honor?

  • NMNative

    Self delusional narcissist says what?

  • In Trump’s view, EVERY DAY is a great day at the White House, Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago, etc.

    • Halou

      Every day is a great day considering the amount of taxpayer money he steals on an almost daily basis.

      Just last week he was able to, in his infinite generosity,donate his second quarter salary, $100,000, to the Department of Education. Wow, isn’t he a great person. Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Betsy DeVos even made a big song and dance of it until a reporter asked what this will mean after cutting the DoE’s budget by $9,200,000,000.
      If Trump donated every cent of his salary to the DoE, it will take him twenty-three thousand years to make up the difference.

      Trump was so kind to hand over the $100,000 salary he got for the last three months, he has more than made up for it by forcing the Secret Service and Cabinet to travel with him to his family’s own properties, buy their food there and rent his golf carts to follow him around day after day, week after week, month after month. He has more than made up for it by forcing the Secret Service to place their agents in Trump Tower and at Mar-a-Lago on a continuous rotation the whole time. You can bet he insisted on them taking only the biggest and most luxurious, most expensive, rooms at each location.

  • TexasBoy

    I wonder how much Mar-A-Largo is billing the government for rooms when Trump stays?

  • Tom

    Yeah he got two scoops!