Harvard Alumni Directory Lists The Mooch As Deceased

The Washington Post reports:

The blink-and-you-missed-him former White House communications director is listed as deceased in the new Harvard Law School alumni directory, which arrived in alums’ mailboxes the very week that “The Mooch” became the most talked-about guy in politics. An asterisk by the 1989 graduate’s name indicates that he was reported dead since the last directory, which was published in 2011.

It’s unclear whether he was the victim of a prank — or just a typo. Harvard Law didn’t say, but the school was apparently crimson-faced over the flub. “Regrettably, there is an error in the Harvard Law School alumni directory in the listing for Anthony Scaramucci,” a spokeswoman told us in an emailed statement. “We offer our sincere apologies to Mr. Scaramucci. The error will be corrected in subsequent editions.”

I’m thinking this might have been payback for all times the Mooch bragged about his Harvard degree.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    “The error will be corrected in subsequent editions.”

    There are two ways to correct that error — they should be more specific.

    • RoverSerton

      Much more subtle than what i was thinking.

    • There’s a deep chasm between present and past tense, indeed.

    • another_steve

      I don’t want him to die.

      I do want his penis to get stuck in his zipper the next time he pees and zips up, though.

      • Karl Dubhe

        I certainly hope the course of antibiotics clears the subsequent infection right up. After a week or three.

        • another_steve

          Admit it, Karl… you’ve done it too. Back in my drunken disco days, I did it many times.

          I have scars to prove it.

          • Karl Dubhe

            When I went out, I had button fly jeans…

            I saw the value of underwear early on. Back then the temps dropped right down to -40, then there was the windchill… If we hadn’t worn underwear, all the guys would have had sex changes; without surgery.

          • Stubenville

            A large part of the appeal of tight 501’s.

          • Karl Dubhe

            But spoiled in the far north. 🙁 This isn’t a part of the world where you walk around without insulation.

            Well. That’s changing. 🙁 It still sucks though.

          • another_steve

            I wore Levis when they were made to last a hundred years and the zippers were industrial strength. You got Little Peter caught in one of those boys and you remembered the incident for the rest of the week.

          • Michael White

            501’s

          • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

            so did I, but I think the memories last a lifetime.

          • jixter

            I think that it must happen to every male once in their lifetime – and for most, that horrible memory will last forever, making a second occurrence far less likely. ‘Once bitten, twice shy’ as they say. Ouch!

          • ColdCountry

            Apparently, the rest of you life. 😉

          • another_steve

            After the third gin and tonic, most men don’t remember to tuck the boy back in the underwear before zipping up.

          • Karl Dubhe

            Up here, the cold used to take care of that problem.

            We never used to put ice in the rum and cokes, just put the glass near the window for a few seconds and it was nearly too cold to drink. Housing was so much simpler in the days when you could carve it out of the snowbank.

          • another_steve

            Hear ya. Here in Maryland, it can get mighty cold in the winter.

            I always say to my husband: “What the hell does it matter if it’s 25 degrees outdoors or minus-25 degrees?”

            I mean, really.

            What’s the difference?

          • jixter

            On a nice, sunny, wind-less 25 degree day, I could work outside with no problem doing tree-pruning or cutting and burning brush, but I stayed in on any day below 20, regardless. Once you get out there and move around, you warm up and forget – and your layered clothing does its job.

          • another_steve

            I understand that frostbite is a real danger when temps dip below a certain temperature. For any exposed part of your body.

            I wouldn’t know.

            When it gets below 32 degrees, I hug the furnace in the basement.

          • ColdCountry

            About 50 degrees?

          • Hank

            Those were “love bites”!

        • Teresarjordon

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      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        Well, how the hell’d you get the beans above the frank?!?!?

        https://youtu.be/Sj_A7OZz8TI

    • RobynWatts

      His career with Trump Inc. most certainly is….💀

    • TrueWords
    • John

      Oh Yes, yes, yes! ROF LMAO

  • JWC

    might have been the better option

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
  • PickyPecker
    • PickyPecker
    • Tatonka

      “Shut up! Shut up you Mooch. You talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’ and Steve Bannon sucks his own cock. Well you’re dead now, so shut up.”

    • Treant

      But I didn’t have the salmon mousse!

    • edrex

      i’m so embarrassed.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    One word: foreshadowing.

  • Boreal
  • Today has been a good day.

    (((…sips wine as the Sept explodes…)))

  • jimbo65

    Hahaha . Oh stop my sides.

  • Boreal
    • Pat Padrnos

      Obama!! Try to behave!! This is serious.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    “https://i.imgflip.com/1tdapx.jpg”

  • Sophia has something to say about this. Don’t screw around with a Siciliano. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e8201651e53816514969e3abb93eb319e5c5f7c55fac589901ab713bfe46ca48.jpg

  • Todd20036

    I guess Harvard really can be that embarrassed at some of its alum

    • Gustav2

      Yes, crimson faced.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    This day is just so…

    …satisfying.

    • Tatonka

      I know! It’s like the final episode of last year’s GOT.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    Dead? Maybe just smells that way!

  • another_steve

    The Mooch’s demise (figuratively speaking) is proof that Zeus loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • GayOldLady
  • Stubenville
  • rednekokie

    As far as I am concerned, he is indeed.

    Good riddance.

  • jimbo65

    (Spoken in Darth Vaders voice) “Your failure is now complete. “

  • Adam King

    I wonder which foul spirit possessed his corpse.

  • TKW

    Maybe he is dead and this is just one of those recalled defective Russian robo-people that replaced him.

  • Treant

    “Well, he’s dead to us, anyway,” they amended later.

  • Boreal
  • Pat Padrnos

    Well…..that could explain SOME of his behavior. No living, breathing person would behave the way he does – right? Oooops. I forgot Trump.

  • Boreal
  • Canadian Observer

    Do you think there is enough time for him to get his ass down to Georgia and audition for a stagger on role in the upcoming season of The Walking Dead?

  • jimbo65

    Gee, and I was ever so hoping Lawrence O’Donnell was going to convince Joe Pesci to come on and read some of his quotes.

  • Lawerence Collins

    They must’ve front stabbed him first.

  • Philly Mike

    The real winner in all this mess is his wife, she finally came to her senses and realized what a dick he is and is getting a divorce with what I hope is a great settlement.

    • Treant

      And the son, who will hopefully never have to see, interact, or otherwise deal with his father’s obvious insanity.

    • Stubenville

      Assuming the trial is in Manhattan, chances are that the judge will agree with her assessment of her husband’s political ambitions. New York is a pretty blue state.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Dear Karma,

    If you’re watching, and I know you are, you know who to go after next.

    Sincerely,

    Sanity

  • jimbo65

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Treant

      Of course not. He’s now nothing and nobody and can head off into the wilderness to find the Useless Person graveyard and deposit his tusks there.

      • Lantor

        Oh, he’ll be a persona non grata until they need his money.

    • jimbo65

      They only want you when you’re a star.

    • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

      He’ll be at home sucking his own cock.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Theres no one else there to, anymore.

      • MusicBear88

        Since he seems to be hurtling towards joblessness, he could make some extra money broadcasting that on certain websites.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Now, that’s something I’d pay to see.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Famous last words….

    “https://i.imgflip.com/1tdbk0.jpg”

    • “They took my thumbs, Charlie. They took my thumbs!”

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Bahahahahahahaha. Ahhh, this day is bringing so much shade…isn’t it just delightful.

  • DisqusD37

    The term is “undead.”

  • Stubenville

    Sounds like there are some shady queens working at the Harvard Law School alumni directory.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a83df687847ace2ab9147d10a4118aec1f68cf894992e32dcee639f995ddc881.gif

    • Treant

      They threw so much shade that the planetary temperature dropped half a degree C.

  • bkmn

    ‘Willing to sell convictions for fame and money’ should be added when they revise his listing.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    “https://i.imgflip.com/1tdbra.jpg”

    • TampaDink

      A skeleton? Really? Must have been in his closet. I’m sure that there are plenty more.

  • Steven B

    Can this get any weirder?
    This is better than watching Surviver!

    • Ben in Oakland

      Except that survivor isn’t trashing the country.

  • OdieDenCO

    his government career is most assuredly dead.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Seriously. I mean really, who would want to work with such a rat? He sold his principles, few though they were, for some illicit lucre in the hopes of riding the Trump Train to riches…but he should have read the fine print: “Please note that any and all projects by Donald J. Trump have a tendency to lose money and/or fail miserably. Further, any agreements made with Donald Trump will most like end in non-payment for services rendered and/or termination due to tantrum. Caution advised”

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • Treant

      He didn’t even make it to his Naming Day. Sad.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        GoT reference for the win.

        • Treant

          Older than that. 🙂 Although GoT teaches us that if Ivanka has had her first blood, any man may wed her. Has she had her first blood? Then she’s OK for her father.

  • Uncle Mark

    Well, his CEO title is dead,
    His marriage is dead,
    His job at the White House is dead,
    His political career is dead,
    And he’s clearly dead inside

    …so he’s mostly dead

    • Ben in Oakland

      He isn’t only merely dead,
      He really, most sincerely mostly dead.

    • John

      guess that makes him a ….. zombie

  • boobert

    This guy’s week is classic ! He sold his soul so he could get the sale of his company to the Chinese approved. So far he’s lost that, his wife and kid left him and he lost his job ! It’s good that he lived near his parents. He can move into their basement. All that “love” of chump really paid off ! lol

    • Treant

      I love that it drives the quality people one step further away yet again. Who, knowing that the Idiot in Chief won’t support them under any circumstances, and that the White House is so chaotic it looks like Brownian motion, would ever choose to work there?

      Hacks, dullards, grifters, and traitors, that’s who.

  • JT

    Veritas: He is dead to us.

  • Hank

    Could this be something out of Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals???? /s

    Hasty Pudding Man of the Year
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasty_Pudding_Man_of_the_Year

  • Lazycrockett
  • KarenAtFOH

    I feel like we’re living out the script to the new movie, “Reservior Dons”.

  • BobSF_94117

    The alumni association’s staff phoned his office in 2011 to confirm and a gruff-voiced assistant answered and said he was “swimming wit de fishes”. The staffer, rattled by the phone conversation with an apparent mafioso, panicked and hung up before the assistant could continue and explain he was at Sea World with his family.

    Happens every day.

  • shellback

    I knew it. I knew it all along. Zombie Mafia. It’s so obvious now.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Why don’t they just say “We were only joking”?

  • Ken M

    The best writers in Hollywood couldn’t pen this script. Season 2 starting in Sept.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Dead inside.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Thank you. That’s what I was thinking.

  • Dagoril

    The past is prologue…

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  • Gianni

    He’d be much less offensive as a corpse.

  • Jeffg166

    D.O.A.

  • John

    To quote from the back of the noodle package, “Revenge is mine sayeh the Flying Spaghetti Monster”

  • Sporkfighter

    I don’t know . . . I think we should take his temperature. The liver is the best place for that.

  • coram nobis

    “Crimson-faced” at Harvard. Ha!

    As for Moochie, list him as un-dead. There. Corrected that. Is he un-married yet?

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    Well, in his political world and perhaps other areas, he IS dead, for all practical purposes. Bye bye, Fellatio.

  • Elaygee

    Knowing the Mooch, he probably returned their mail marked “deceased” so he wouldn’t be asked for an alumni gift

  • Brooklyn Joe
  • Franciscan

    He sure didn’t sound dead! Perhaps the Scary Moochy who was hired and fired by the White House was some kind of impostor.