BREAKING: Trump Shitcans The Mooch

The New York Times reports:

President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director, three people close to the decision said Monday, relieving him just days after Mr. Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other senior members of the president’s senior staff.

Mr. Scaramucci’s abrupt removal came just 10 days after the wealthy New York financier was brought on to the West Wing staff, a move that convulsed an already chaotic White House and led to the departures of Sean Spicer, the former press secretary, and Reince Priebus, the president’s first chief of staff.

The decision to remove Mr. Scaramucci, who had boasted about reporting directly to the president not the chief of staff, John F. Kelly, came at Mr. Kelly’s request, the people said. Mr. Kelly made clear to members of the White House staff at a meeting Monday morning that he is in charge. It was not clear whether Mr. Scaramucci will remain employed at the White House in another position or will leave altogether.

  • Excuse me while I laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

    • Yeah…they’re SAYING Trump decided to remove Mooch. All the reports are saying incoming Chief of Staff Kelly made it a requirement for him to accept the job.

      • Ryan K

        I’ve almost worked at the WH for longer than Scaramucci.

        And I’ve never worked at the WH!!!!

        • bzrd

          I believe he wasn’t on the payroll yet, something about his tax scam not being completed, so he was a volunteer asshle

          • Teresarjordon

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      • Rocco Gibraltar
      • Adam Schmidt

        It’s ok, he can just get Jared to handle the job of Communications Director alongside the other minor things he’s doing.

        • Bob Conti

          Is he actually doing any of those other things?

          • Randy Ellicott

            Well as much as trump is presidenting …

        • bzrd

          jared doesn’t know how to talk

    • bkmn

      You, us and Reince are all laughing.

      • customartist

        Despite being in the wrong on a multitude of issues, at least Reince took the high road on his way out.

        • David Walker

          So far.

        • bkmn

          I wonder how much he may have had to do with the RNC telling people across the country to retain and protect all their records for the 2016 election.

      • Dagoril

        I hear Reince is available, maybe he’ll come back 😉

        • bkmn

          And Spicey too, with his podium.

    • james1200

      If he throws Donald Jr. under the bus and fires Bannon or Kushner (one of them will get shit-canned when no one is left, I’m sure) I’ll orgasm. Right at work, I’ll shoot my wad.

    • TK
      • Jeffg166

        Drugs.

      • EdmondWherever

        The Lazy Susan in my cabinets doesn’t rotate as much as this.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]
        • Tawreos

          That is Trumps cabinet alright

          • BlueberriesForMe

            That’s DeVos on the lower left of the sink area. Rick Perry on the bottom right.

          • Oh’behr in Minnesota

            Where every drawer and cupboard is full of self invested people, I’m mean dueling knives. No need for a knife drawer. Everyone is out for themselves. Definitely the Trump White House.

        • AmeriCanadian

          How did you get into my house???? 😉

        • Oh, Parker

          That house would go for a million dollars in Toronto right now. It’s insane.

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            Especially if Trump owned it and the buyers were an LLC hiding Russian (or Chinese) buyers.

          • Oh, Parker

            Which is a big part part of the homeless problem around this country. Speculators.
            It would go for about half a million in Seattle, too. We want to go there for hubby’s work but housing is making us reconsider.

          • You have to commute to Tacoma along with everyone else who can’t afford the housing. (It’s driving up our rent)

          • Oh, Parker

            We want to live on Vashon Island but we can’t find a house there. My husband works from home about 3 days a week and could keep his current job if necessary and work from anywhere, so the commute isn’t the problem. We just don’t want to rent.

          • The island was in the news again about the massive lead contamination in the soil from the defunct smelter. If you do find a house there, check the soil before buying. It would suck to have to scrape and replace the top foot of soil as the first project.

          • Oh, Parker

            Yeah, we heard about that and a lot of the other various inspections, permits, etc. that you have to navigate through, especially if you want to build. We’re looking at all options but we’re fine where we are for the time being. Well, fine is relative I guess in Trumpland.

          • Prost Seattle

            HINT: the last two weeks of August and the first two weeks of September are prime time to buy in Seattle. We got our place Sept. 01 last year, no competing offers, etc. Granted we had a full price offer, but it wasn’t 15% higher like you hear is happening now. Don’t give up on us here, you’ll love it!

          • Mark McGovern

            Nope; they’re paying to have his name removed from buildings in Toronto. He is hated in Canada.

          • sfbob

            Meaning it would go for $2 million in San Francisco.

          • Oh’behr in Minnesota

            Isn’t a house like it without a good roof?

          • sfbob

            I have a number of friends who are realtors. Some of the stories they tell (and the listings they post on Facebook) are just unbelievable.

            Something like the above would be listed as a “fixer-upper” or as in need of a little TLC. Reality of course is that most people would buy something run down like that, demolish it, then replace it with a McMansion they can sell for a profit or with a multi-unit bulding that’ll be worth tons of money.

          • orion dumptee

            how interesting..a recent US survey put real estate agents jus ‘slightly’ above used car salesmen

          • sfbob

            I know. I worked as an appraiser for 38 years. I always viewed them with the same sort of skepticism I viewed loan officers.
            Seems like a significant proportion of San Franciscans has a real estate license these days. Prices are so crazy here that three or four commissions a year would yield a decent income.

        • charemor

          Wonderful!

        • Kissmagrits

          Damned if that doesn’t look like one of his son-in-law’s rental properties…….

        • fastlanestranger

          “Rustic charm!”

          • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

            “Charm” and “character!”

            (I love HGTV but some basic bitch is ALWAYS saying those words on there.)

          • fastlanestranger

            “I love the open floor plan!”

          • William

            “Flamethrower ready!”

        • netxtown

          that kitchen is exactly the reason gawd made dyn-o-mite!

          • Robincho

            Linoleum Blownapart…

        • SockMikey

          White House – Extreme Makeover Edition

      • customartist

        lol

      • Kissmagrits

        What kind of cabinets? Kitchen cabinets, bathroom cabinets, “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari”?

      • Carl

        That dude looks like Odo.

      • MonochromeMouse

        He thinks that means his dad did a good job picking out the furniture for the white house.

      • popebuck1

        “Incredible” is a good word for almost all of his picks – though, I suspect, not in the sense Eric intended.

      • BlueberriesForMe

        Well, that’s one way to describe it. I can think of quite a few others.

      • bzrd

        there’s something about pooday’s face, just makes you want to…………………………………………………………………………………

    • Hank
      • ColdCountry

        Where’s that pic of Obama and Hillary cracking up! We need that, too.

    • boatboy_srq

      How long until there is hardly an office in Sleepy Hollow that is not connected to every other by blood or marriage?

    • Todd20036

      Don’t laugh yourself hoarse yet. Mooch has a replacement coming, and you know he/she will provide just as much comedy

    • TimJ

      When I read the headline I almost spit my beer I was laughing so hard.

    • agcons

      My home page is cbc.ca, this is their lead story at the moment, and it’s the first thing I saw when I opened my browser. I laughed and laughed and laughed . . .

    • William
    • Ronald Reagan is Dead!
    • glass
      • ColdCountry

        I’ve been craving popcorn, thanks!

    • Kruhn

      Jesus Christ in a pink tutu! I’ve been in a news blackout for the past few hours and The Mangled Apricot Hellbeast fired The Moochie? This is not normal! Can someone please get us back No Drama Obama? I miss his boring White House.

    • ColdCountry

      I work in a low wage convenience store, and our turnover isn’t that high. Damn. Only the best people!

  • Paula

    I wonder if the new Chief of Staff John Kelly had anything to do with this?

    Oh and AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • He had everything to do with it. *Last week* Donald was reportedly thrilled with Mooch’s profane and vulgar interview.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        This is what shocks me, because THPR (The Human Pinkie Ring) is exactly what I would imagine Trump would want. Trump’s idea of a ‘tough guy” a ‘killer’ and all those bullshit insecure macho memes. If Kelly demanded THPR had to leave for him to accept the post, I’m surprised Trump gave Kelly the position.

        • I’m not. At the risk of SJW’ing this, Donald’s a beta male who pretends to be an alpha. Donnie might’ve enjoyed Mooch’s behavior, but remember always that for him, loyalty is a strictly one way street.

          We’ve been hearing for weeks now that he wanted a new chief of staff and that Kelly was his top choice. I think he wanted that more than he cared about whether Mooch got to stick around.

          Also, another thing to keep in mind is Donald does NOT like being outshown publicly. Mooch threatened to get more attention, which for Donald is always a bad thing.

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            I think you (as always) nailed it. Mooch was getting all the limelight and media attention.

          • ben-andy

            SJW? Oh, Social Justice Warrior-ing. I knew it was a “good thing” because Becca wrote is. My jargon is hopelessly out of date.

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            And all this time I thought it meant Sarcastic Jew says What”

          • charemor

            Just wondering if Kelly will fire Trump?

          • Cattleya1

            Rule #1: Never upstage The Donald!

    • Craig Howell

      Does the Pope shit in the woods?

      • Ernest Endevor

        There’s a bear who shits in my woods. Don’t know if he’s the pope.

        • coram nobis

          Is the bear Catholic?

          • Ernest Endevor

            Well, he is cross-eyed.

      • ben-andy

        No. It gets the Prada slippers muddy.

        • Statistics Palin

          That’s not the Pope; that’s the Queen Mum, Been-a-Dick-and-Still-is-One.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Its in Joe’s post: The decision to remove Mr. Scaramucci, who had boasted about reporting directly to the president not the chief of staff, John F. Kelly, came at Mr. Kelly’s request

      • Paula

        I didn’t see that part, I was too busy laughing.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          I think we all are.

          Gosh, who will be the spox that will ‘explain’ why this is a good thing and how Trump is wonderful and hires the best people and makes the best decisions? Will it be KellyAnne? Katrina? Jeffrey Lord? This WILL be entertaining.

          And if they DO throw him under the bus hard (he did not carry himself with the dignity appropriate for representing the president), I think the world-wide laughter may alter the orbit of the earth.

          • customartist

            Maybe it was because Mooch was following gay porn stars on their facebook accounts?

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            I really think Becca nailed it. Everyone was talking about Mooch, not Trump. AND they do need almost hourly distractions given that the Russia drip-drip-drip is now a firehose.

          • charemor

            I can’t wait to see how Kellyanne spins this.

          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            Will it be KellyAnne? Why not bullet-necklace Katrina? Its almost impossible to toss out the stock lines “Moving forward” “Great President” “Best Team” with a straight face. I think this is one of those instances where the reporters may actually laugh.

            AND the eye rolls from Joy Reid, Maxine Waters and Anderson Cooper will be EPIC.

          • Hryflex

            I bet Huckabee Sanders is sweating bullets figuring out how to explain this.

      • …with Donald’s only requirement being that he wanted to be reported as having made it his decision and not something Kelly required as a condition for accepting the job of CoS.

      • SilasMarner

        I just wonder how long Kelly will last as Chief of Staff?

        • Until the day when Kelly says Jared and Ivanka need to leave the Administration.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Kelly Ann will just say : This happens all the time in business, why are you people so obsessed with this ??

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Our country is being run by a colicky 2 year old.

    • popebuck1

      …to whom no one is allowed to say “no,” apparently.

  • JoeMyGod

    How many hours after Kelly took over did this take?

    • ‘After’? This was most likely “He goes or I don’t accept” requirement from Kelly. Consider how it was announced mere hours after Kelly formally accepted the CoS position.

      • customartist

        Trump seems to finally be desperate enough to take advice from an Adult?

        • Not advice. A transaction.

          Trump: “I want you to be my Chief of Staff.”
          Kelly: “All right, but only if Scaramucci goes.”
          Trump: “Done, but we have to say I did the firing.”
          Kelly: “Fine.”

          • customartist

            Liberty U: “You must diss the Trans Queers”
            Trump: “All right, but only if you approve my wall funding”
            Liberty U: “It’s what Jezus would do”

        • Marides48

          We’ll see how long that lasts.

          • customartist

            Not holding breath

        • Bob Conti

          About the only person who can control this child-man is Mary Poppins.

          • popebuck1

            If only his dad had hired Supernanny back in the day, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

    • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

      Finally I understand why the people in the Latin America supported the overthrow of their elected governments by military juntas.

      • Reality.Bites

        Yes. I’ve been thinking from the start he may end up needing to be removed from office by a coup. Military and law enforcement tend to be right wing, but they also tend to be patriotic – for real. There will be some, I hope, that will not stand for the selling of their country to the Russians.

        • Oh’behr in Minnesota

          Thank you. Finally people are saying what I dreamed of since November 8, 2016

      • Kruhn

        Which has not happened since Fujimori’s autogolpe in the 90s and before that, the 80s. Trust me, they don’t want to go back there and we shouldn’t go down that path either.

    • TK

      Here’s the thing though…if Kelly is not a fan of Mooch, how on earth will he get along with Trump?

      • Todd20036

        He won’t

  • JohnJay

    Damn. Just when Mario Cantone got a new gig.

    • Ninja0980

      Yup, sucks for him.

    • AltheaTheCat

      I was hoping they’d bring back Chris Kattan to play Mooch. I think he’d be brilliant.

  • bkmn

    The tent is only big enough for one clown and that clown is Trump.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Can’t stop laughing.

  • JoeMyGod
  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!

    One for you Anastasia Beaverhausen, and not by the bottle either!

  • Publius

    LOL.

  • Bad Tom

    That was fast, even for the Trump WH.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    1). Holy fuck, this sets a land-speed record.
    2). I think, in all fairness, we really need to pay homage to Seth Meyer’s branding, and instead of ‘the mooch” refer to him as “The Human Pinkie Ring”
    3). Does this mean that maybe Kelly actually has the gravitas and ability to stand up to Trump and tell him what to do? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fcfbe44b1c98562390941db7795ce452acda1efb3d6f317169adfbc9c99bb669.jpg

    • Tor

      I take it that Kelly is a top.

    • Craig Howell

      We’ll know if Kelly is the real thing if he orders Trump to quit.

    • Tawreos

      “Does this mean that maybe Kelly actually has the gravitas and ability to stand up to Trump and tell him what to do?”

      If he had that he wouldn’t have been offered the job. He just didn’t want the Communications guy trash talking him.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        But President Ladyfingers had to have loved Scaramouch. Loud, vulgar, abrasive, wealthy, hot wife. I can’t believe he gave Kelly the job is De-moochiying was required.

  • Michael

    Oh the irony of it all…

  • JoeMyGod
  • JauntyJohn

    “The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that’s ME, baby, remember? “

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “The reviews couldn’t have been THAT bad.”

  • Octavio

    Too funnee!

    • fuzzybits

      Hey Octavio.

      • Octavio

        Hey back. 😀

  • james1200

    Trump is gonna kill us all. He really is. He’s crazy. Or high. Or it’s dementia. Or all of the above.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/evWLoYo9qpkcg/giphy.gif

    • FAEN

      Unless the warming of the planet and melting of the ice does first.

      • james1200

        I would prefer slowly roasting to death than slowly dying from nuclear fallout, so bring on the heat Mother Earth!

        • FAEN

          Good point!

  • JohnJay

    And his wife just divorced him for being such a Trump suckup. Now what?

    • FAEN

      Now she gets a giant chunk of cash and properties followed by a hotter, saner man. Atta girl!

    • David L. Caster

      She dumps him anyway. He’s a loser. Sad.

  • Bluto

    mooch is cock blocked once again.

  • bkmn

    Also in good news, Sheriff Arpaio found guilty of contempt of court, unfortunately it is only a misdemeanor not a felony class offense.

    • Tawreos

      So no chance he will end up in one of his tent cities then?

      • FAEN

        Shame.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        Nor wearing pink underwear or being out in the heat with the inmates. Damn.

    • coram nobis

      Does that mean he goes to his own county jail? In a way, it’d be more suitable than a state prison.

    • FAEN

      Well fuck.

  • GeneInSJ

    Well, that was fast…

  • JoeMyGod
  • Grumpys cats Best Friend

    Seeking applicants for VERY short term employment. Apply at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Clown room. Tell them Spicey sent you.

    • “Pack for no more than a week’s stay.”

      • Bad Tom

        Won’t need it.

  • AJA

    Oh well. Back to central casting you go, Mooch!

    I’m sure there’s a gangster movie out there who’s missing their slimy loan shark!

  • Cipher
  • GeneInSJ

    Do you think his wife will take him back now?

    • MountainBoy

      bwahahahahaha

  • JWC

    What did he expect Mooch got MORE press than Trump . A mortal sin in this league of fools

  • TJay229

    This is all a shit show distraction.

    • David L. Caster

      I think the shit just got real.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Mooch screws the pooch. Hate it for him.

  • JoeMyGod
    • coram nobis

      Gen. Kelly wasn’t going to put up with this pit bull?

      • FAEN

        Pit bulls are much much nicer.

      • Marides48

        He’s more like a Russell Terrier.

        • Statistics Palin

          You got that right.

    • There we go.

    • customartist

      So instead of sucking his own cock, he decided to fuck himself?

      • Ron Robertson

        LOL

      • Marides48

        No body else will.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Well yes, someone like that is not going to work with someone like THAT.

  • alguien

    tony we hardly knew ya!

  • Cackalaquiano

    Damn dude. You lost your job AND your wife in the span of a week. How’s your midlife crisis gonna manifest?

    • safari

      Don’t forget he also sold his company.

      • Cackalaquiano

        Did not know that. He’ll be passed out on a Mexican beach with a hooker by midnight.

    • JWC

      cud always totaly his Beemer (if that’s his car)

      • CB

        Now he’ll need a Tesla.

    • David L. Caster

      A high-end Lamborghini or Bugatti Veyron should do it.

    • Craig Howell

      “I’m going to Disney World!”

    • Dagoril

      Well he’s already following gay porn stars on Twitter. So I predict it will manifest with a lot of Meth and Man Ass 😉

  • Harveyrabbit

    I see a little silhouetto of a man,

    ScaraMooch ScaraMooch, can’t do the Fandango

    Thunderbolt and lightning,

    Very, very frightening me.

    you are fired you are fired
    you are fired you are fired
    you are fired you dumbaaaaass

    Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47f25f97d68147f0ed28a4cf7347dc3e796c7d6bd813658b4198ee94d306f088.jpg

  • safari

    We’re observing a fine-tuned machine at work here. A machine that stabs people.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    well oiled machine…..

  • Cuberly
  • Macbill

    May his holding company sale to Chinese buyers die.

  • FAEN

    Poor Mario Cantone.

  • Tatonka

    Couldn’t have happened to a nastier guy. I wonder if this is an early sign that Kelly is going to insist on some level of sanity.

  • safari

    People keep having to learn that if you shill for Donald, you will get stabbed.

  • CB

    The ultimate “cock-block.” BTW, I don’t really understand that expression.
    More to the point: productivity has halted in our office as the news spreads.

    • Reality.Bites

      It generally means someone or something that interferes with you and your intended getting it on. Like a kid you’re babysitting who won’t go to sleep, or a lagging party guest who won’t take the hint when it’s down to three people.

      • CB

        Ah. Thanks.

  • TampaDink

    Any bets on whether he’s going to be given another assignment in this “administration” and what that might be? I’m going with Ambassador-At-Large for Anti-Bullying.

    • CB

      The advancement of linguistics.

      • TampaDink

        Goddamn fucking right!

    • Cuberly

      Youuts outreach?

      • TampaDink

        I think that is one of the few responsibilities handled directly by the pussy grabber-in-chief.

        • Cuberly

          Nah, he’s just got locker-room monitoring duties.

          • TampaDink

            So that he can report to Melanoma so that she can include whatever crude comments of the day into her anti-bullying project.

  • Will Parkinson

    Nope, no turmoil here.

  • bkmn

    Mooch should have asked the Cabinet prayer group to pray for him. Big mistake.

  • Christopher

    So much for “The Artist Formerly Called Mooch”.

    What a shame. All those comedians, so little time.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Jobless, divorced, I guess he’ll have to suck his own dick, now. (snicker!)

  • Kelly Lape

    Honestly… why aren’t there any Oompa Loompa’s singing and dancing after every Trump termination? It would really be very entertaining.

    • CB

      Oompa Loompa, here’s a new verse
      You’re on the outs since you started to curse
      Oompa Loompa diddly dump
      You’re just the latest victim of trump.

      • Kelly Lape

        Wonderful!

      • That’s marvelous.

    • Reality.Bites

      There are strict limits on the number of hours Oompa Loompas can work thanks to the bust of the forced-labour slave factory the Brits busted a number of years ago.

  • Reasonoverhate

    What a fucking shit show!

  • HZ81

    Oh, fuck. I love Mario Cantone and now I will be seeing less of him.

    Thanks, Trump!!!

  • KarenAtFOH

    How’s that front stab feelin’?

  • PickyPecker
    • KarenAtFOH

      LOLOLOL!!!

  • safari
  • Rex

    Not fair!
    SNL is still on hiatus.

    • safari

      It’s okay. We haven’t reached peak clown car.

    • Hue-Man

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      Anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che satirize news and current affairs.
      Premiere; NBC August 10, 9:00 PM, 30 minutes

  • Hank

    I wonder if the Mooch will be taking Huckabee-Sanders’ hair and makeup person along with him!!!

    • Tawreos

      That would be so cruel to all of us.

    • CB

      And snatch those pearls off her neck (or lack thereof.)

      • Tawreos

        Can you take a pearl necklace back once it has been given?

        • AmeriCanadian

          Only if you’re fast with your tongue.

    • safari

      And she’s starting to look put together. Tragedy.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Next out the door – KellyAnne or Bannon??

    • Hank

      Only if they cross Kelly!!!

  • Boreal

    Hahahahahaha shitgibbon fail continues. #finelytunedmachine #winning

  • Lazycrockett

    Was he actually ever really hired? Cause from what I’ve read he had a conflict of interest.

    • No, you’re right, he wasn’t officially onboard yet because there were problems with that Skybridge company sale. But he was effectively in the position of Comms Director.

      • peacfulseas inWA

        I believe he was in negotiations with a Chinese corporation to sell Skybridge.

  • This is what an Administration imploding looks like.

    • FAEN

      Somehow it will be Hillary’s fault.

      • Obama.

        Deep state.

        I’m sure we can come up with lots more.

        • FAEN

          It’s never ending.

  • JerryRich

    This may be the first time that most of the cable TV pundits were correct. They predicted that the first thing Kelly (not Trump) would do was get rid of the Mooch. Voilà!

  • Adam Stevens

    I would laugh really loud, but I think all my laughs have been used.

  • Michael R

    Was that all a clownish distraction ?

    While Trump and ‘Mooch’ were creating diversions — lawmakers heard explosive testimony in Russia probe

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/while-trump-and-mooch-were-creating-diversions-lawmakers-heard-explosive-testimony-in-russia-probe/

    • ‘Clownish distraction’ requires this WH knowing what it’s doing, formulating a strategy, and acting upon it with both secrecy and discipline.

      This sound at all like any aspect of the Trump administration during the last seven months?

    • Tomcat

      In closed sessions so we would not have heard anything anyway.
      At least this kept us laughing.

  • infmom
  • PickyPecker

    Thank you for playing ‘Well-oiled Machine. Please make your way to the nearest exit.
    https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/glass.gif

    • shellback

      PP – I literally just spit out my coffee.

    • William

      Tiffany!

  • Christopher

    I’ve waited in Drive-Thrus longer than this guys tenure!

  • Hanwi

    JMG is becoming unreadable on Apple devices with it crashing every 6 seconds.

    • JoeMyGod

      I’m not seeing any issues on my iPhone or iPad at the moment.

      • Hanwi

        Interesting, both my iphone and ipad, i’ll reboot, may be my internet provider.

      • Cackalaquiano

        It may be more of a disqus issue. I have a really hard time on my iPhone

        • -M-

          Works better on iPhone than desktop for me. Less jumping around.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            I’ve been having unexpected freezes on JMG for a few days. Can’t click for more messages at top or bottom. Haz to close desktop browser.

            Including this thread.

  • PickyPecker
  • customartist

    Maybe he could suck his own dick?

    • paganguy

      And now he’ll have plenty of time to practice.

    • Adam King

      Well it sure ain’t gonna suck itself.

  • mikeinftl

    Dang, after I just made a big batch of popcorn for the Mooch show!

  • Bad Tom
    • Lazycrockett

      You can skip stages 2 – 4 these days.

    • Someone’s supercharged that conveyor belt.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Poor Lucy and Ethel.

      • The_Wretched

        Trump spilled some coke on the hamsters who power it.

  • Ninja0980

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Ahem.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    An in our merriment, let’s not forget, that we’re not talking about Donald Jr., Sessions going after LGBT workplace rights, upcoming testimony in the Russian scandal, and whatever may be the next attempt to sabotage healthcare.

    So while in this case, I don’t think distraction was the main point of the firing, I’m sure it is not an entirely unintended consequence.

  • vorpal 😼

    LOL now I can honestly say that it takes me longer to eat a loaf of bread than it takes Trump to shitcan a new employee.

  • look…in fairness, this happened in Obama’s first 6 months too, we just didn’t pay as close attention. that’s all.

  • Tomcat

    Well lets hear from all the talking heads on how this is just normal procedure.
    Nothing to see here, just friends having a difference of opinion.
    And Rince says Ha Ha Ha ha, asshole.

    • jimbo65

      Yeah especially interesting seeing how Faux news and his buttboi Hannity will spin this.

  • pleasebereasonable1

    I guess somebody thought you were trying to suck your own cock too.

  • Paula

    Yer outta’ here, Mooch!!!!

  • PickyPecker
  • Blake Mason

    The unconventional presidency continues.

  • Christopher

    Career wise it’s “Death to Moochy”.

    Too soon?

    • Boreal

      Not soon enough.

  • -M-

    😂😂😂 finely oiled machine 🤣🤣🤣

  • SilasMarner

    I hope they’re keeping that revolving door in good operating condition at the WH cuz there’s a lot of people coming and going and going and going. Hahahahaha

  • Lumpy Gaga

    A perfectly good divorce gone to waste.

    • edrex

      nah. his wife and her attorney are sighing a breath of relief that she didn’t give him more time.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Rex

    Thank goodness I didn’t bother to learn how to spell his name.

  • OdieDenCO

    hmmm? thinking he made a pass at ivanka

  • safari

    And to think we lost Sean Spicer over this.

    • Tomcat

      And Rince.

      • Rex

        All the GOP ties have been fired, so Mooch was no longer needed.

  • Statistics Palin

    Trump’s Mafia connections complained that Scaramucci was a bad reflection on the Mafia.

    • Tomcat

      He was making the mafia a laughing stock.

    • Hank

      Colbert showed what it was like…
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn_Mlwouwng

      • William

        Did today’s firing happen early enough to make it on Colbert’s show tonight?

        • Hank

          I am not sure. Tickets are available between 2-3 PM. They may begin the show either 4 or 5 PM. So, possibly, there is time for a re-write!!!

  • Phil in Colorado

    Now we know… Now we know how bad you have to be to get kicked out of Trump’s clown car…

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Everyone that touches Rump Roast becomes tainted and poisoned, they will be diminished.

  • JWC

    why do I see SWpicer and Priebus somewhere in a DC bar enjoying a toast with a triple scotch

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Don’t forget Boehner. Of course he’s ALWAYS in a DC bar with a triple scotch.

      • Hank

        Probably on the back patio so he could maintain his “natural tan”!

      • BOEHNER: (((sip)))

        (it’s a twitter meme)

      • JWC

        and tears

  • Oh, Parker

    Fine-tuned machine.

  • Leo

    Kelly wanting him out all along an “interesting turn of events?”

    I’m like fucking DUH!

  • Rex

    Now the Dancing With The Stars lineup is complete.

    • Lazycrockett

      The whole staff will be on it next season.

      • MPJZ

        Dancing with The Stars: fired White House staff edition. The winner gets a tell all and a pardon.

  • Tomcat

    By the end of the day we will be told he left to spend more time with his wife. The one that just filled for divorce.

  • fuzzybits
    • safari

      It wouldn’t surprise me if that is Sarah in the middle.

  • Boreal
    • -M-

      Oh, Pizzazz! You’re so spicy.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Will no one think of poor Mario Cantone? He gets 1 show.

  • MPJZ

    Who gets voted off the White House next week? Tune in to find out!

  • Lazycrockett
    • fuzzybits

      Eyes rolling.

      • Karl Dubhe

        They’re rolling so much, I fear we’ll all go blind.

    • MPJZ

      Who would ever associate the Trump family with vulgarity except for everyone?

    • GayOldLady

      Pftttttt!

    • Rich, but also plausible. They’re leaving out the part, too, where Donald doesn’t like the spotlight to be on ANYBODY but himself.

    • Cuberly

      I thought Kleptanka was more concerned about where she spent her political capital.

    • jimbo65

      Fer reelz? Yes, if it were any more rich it’d be fattening.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Oops, sorry. I didn’t see yours before I posted the same.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        That’s okay. You both: Great minds.

    • Rambie

      So much bullshit from the Trump-tards and it’s only Monday afternoon

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        Or it’s Monday, again.

    • iambu

      I think I just fell outta the irony tree and smacked every branch on the way down…dizzy…

  • Billy Green

    He brought you “The Apprentice” and “Celebrity Apprentice.” Now comes the third series of the trilogy, “White House Staff and Cabinet Revolving Door.” Tune in to the next episode to see who will be the next to be told, “You’re fired.”

  • David
  • Kurt
  • Rex

    Mooch, your wife called and said she’d pray for you.

    • charemor

      Thoughts and prayers. Always works.

  • Tomcat

    Now go all the way to crazy and give the job to Kellyanne Conway.

  • GayOldLady
    • Tomcat

      Hey, why isn’t that Earth flat?

      • GayOldLady

        That’s the blasphemers rendition of Earth

        • Karl Dubhe

          Go go, Blasphemer!

      • paganguy

        It will be …. soon.

    • Karl Dubhe

      It could be my bad eyes, but that looks like a flaming skull. 🙂

      • GayOldLady

        Looks like an Alien skull to me.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Looks like Ann Coulter to me.

          • GayOldLady

            Oh, sorry, I didn’t notice the Adam’s apple.

        • Karl Dubhe

          Or one of those skulls where the infant had their heads bound up. 🙂

  • fuzzybits
    • shellback

      Horrifying.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        Also horrifying is that I liked him at one time, eons ago. Now, what a loser.

        He did a film in Minnesota, Foolin’ Around, and I liked seeing the Twin Cities in the film. No reason to like him as he soon enough turned out to be a real jerk and worse than a jerk.

        Foolin’ Around:
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foolin%27_Around

    • Todd20036

      Clap on, clap off. THE CLAPPER!

  • StillALiberal
    • Hank

      All in less than 5 minutes!

      • StillALiberal

        Oops! I missed Bad Tom’s post further down the thread!

        • Oh’behr in Minnesota

          It’s okay, great things are worth repeating at least twice.

          • Bad Tom

            Exactly.

  • Jerry Kott

    Badda bing badda boom!

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Lesley
  • Marides48

    Well, he didn’t last long. At this rate, the tRump White House staff will have so many ex members, they could have a reunion every 10 years.

  • Lazycrockett

    No Job
    No Wife
    No Kid
    No Home
    Well he still has Blake.

    https://bi.phncdn.com/videos/201701/11/101959532/original/(m=eWdTGgaaaa)4.jpg

    • safari

      No company.

      • Adam King

        I wonder if Ms. Mooch is still going ahead with the divorce now that his “political ambition” is so thoroughly squelched.

      • Karl Dubhe

        Ohhhh, I think that deal he was negotiating just fell thru.

        He’ll still have his company; it’s just not going to be worth what he was asking for it.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Poor Mooch, all dressed up and no one to blow. Then again!

  • Dana Chilton

    Remember how breitbart wrote that article that seemed to be written to get trump to fire this guy? Anyone who becomes bigger headlines than trump gets dumped

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Breitbart = Bannon, ¿no?

  • hdtex
    • Schnackenpfefferhausen

      Now Milton, don’t be greedy. Let’s pass it along and make sure everyone gets a win.

  • safari

    Clean slate? He was only there for 11 days.
    https://twitter.com/TomNamako/status/892098741620154368

    • Cuberly

      So is he gone gone or is he just shuffled to the back of the crazy train deck?

      • safari

        Who knows. At this rate, I suspect he’ll be the next attorney general.

        • Joseph Miceli

          Legal opinion from the Office of the Attorney General:
          “…You can all suck my cock!”

          Trump only hires the BEST people!

      • Karl Dubhe

        You wish a former employee all the best as you slam the door on their ass.

    • GayOldLady

      Translation: The New Chief of Staff took the job on the condition that he could FIRE Scary Moochie ASAP. So it was written, so it was done!

  • unclemike

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • Adam King

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … fuck. This is the White House….

      But HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • fastlanestranger

    I guess he CAN do the Fandango!

    • yes b’y

      all the way to the unemployment office

  • Rex

    So Trump’s “no chaos” White House lasted, what, 4-5 hours?

    • Joseph Miceli

      Is there a little plaque on the wall saying ” ………many days drama free” with a forlorn piece of paper saying “1” lying on the floor below it?

    • boatboy_srq

      Was it that long?

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      No honey, not hours. Minutes. Minutes is all he can do.

      • give me a break. he can’t keep it up, even when Melanoma is buck naked and fucking a donkey while standing on the backs of 100 poor children who are puking golden coins, i still doubt he could *ever* get it up. even advanced alien races haven’t come up with the solution to that softitude.

        • iambu

          That visual…I’m dying…lol

      • Longer than Trump’s attention span!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    My money’s on “Kelly heard the off-the-record New Yorker/Lizza tape.”

  • fuzzybits

    One good thing is we won’t have to hear that stupid name,”the mooch” anymore.

  • shellback

    Smooch will now have more time to spend with his family. Ooops. My bad.

    • AmeriCanadian

      By family, do you mean the family jewels? Because I think that’s all he’s got left. Bawahaha.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        And their going price is priced less now that his wife is divorcing him. Boy, jobless and being divorced. I don’t envy him. Wonder what DC think tank might pick him up? Or NYC Wall Street firm? Of is he now p-o-i-s-o-n because the Petulant Child and Mob Company will make his life hell, post White House job.

        • Fux Newz has a role for him.

          • shellback

            Isn’t that always the way. The more despicable, traitorous, nasty, and ill-equipped you are, the more valuable and highly paid you are at Fux.

    • Todd20036

      You are evil. Come sit by me!

      • shellback

        I’m on my way. Can I bring anything?

    • Hue-Man

      I have an advance copy of his book about his time in the Trump White House! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97333a0128b010490214b964c7d75e6806d1f23e32267c9d993ff1eb6210324d.jpg

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Treant

      Instant karma sucks.

      • TuuxKabin

        Nah, it’s like sudden death, and hopefully a quick realization it’s happening.

    • shellback

      Mesmerizing… and hysterical.

  • Lakeview Bob

    Could Bannon be next?

    • JWC

      trump will go before Bannon

    • The_Wretched

      We never ever, double never ever, see bannon or jared on TV or speaking. There’s a reason for that.

    • AmeriCanadian

      My money is on Sessions.

  • Tomcat

    Today’s episode of As The Worm Turns.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Mario Cantone just could not catch a break. Show biz is really tough y’all.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    All this winning is just too much

  • Lazycrockett

    Doesn’t he have the immunity item?

    • AmeriCanadian

      I think that’s Bannon.

      • edrex

        bannon’s dick confers immunity?

  • KarenAtFOH
    • -M-

      There’s a great product idea.

  • Tomcat

    SO MUCH WINNING! I need a nap.

  • Karl Dubhe

    So, he’s lost his job and his wife?

    Is his health next to go?

    • boatboy_srq

      Only if his life is a country song.

    • Treant

      He lost his youth and he lost his Tony, next he’ll lose his mind…at the Copa…

  • That_Looks_Delicious
    • Tomcat

      That ship sailed weeks ago.

      • Lazycrockett

        weeks?

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          A whole lifetime, really.

  • kcken
  • dcurlee

    That damn revolving door is getting a workout

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    Hardly worth sitting down at your desk in the West Wing

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Want some?”
      “Nah, I’m good.”

  • Lazycrockett
  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Wait! Wasn’t Mooch highly recommended by Ivanka and Jared?

  • Snarky

    He wanted to spend more time sucking his own cock.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Don’t we all.

  • ByronK

    So Spicer “left” to give Scarydouchey a clean slate. Now Scarydouchey is “leaving his role” to give Kelly a clean slate. Ok then. Who gets their slate cleaned next?

    • JWC

      now move Sessions to Homeland and then get a new AG Keep your eye on the ball folks

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      May drümpf and Penceoil get their clocks cleaned very soon .

  • bambinoitaliano
  • theonlyseven

    Business 101: The mark of an organization in trouble is a high turn over.

  • sfbob

    Another piece of crazy from the WH. What’s this one meant to distract us from?

  • AtticusP

    HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • Gigi

    Nothing about Trump or his administration is “very normal.” They appear to be unaware of the fact that they’re public servants and seem to think that they’re auditioning for a reality tv show instead.

  • safari
    • JWC

      opps crashed on the launch pad.. back to the Drawing board If Joy Reid is correct then General Mayhem told him who was boss and he couldn’t abide by that what will Jared do

    • popebuck1

      Does this mean we get Spicer back?

  • DJ John Bear

    Two sad things about this…

    1. That’s the end of the fodder where the Mooch is concerned, and…
    2. Mario Cantone won’t be doing Mooch-related skits 🙁

    Sad.

  • edrex

    i’m still using milk that i bought BEFORE the mooch was hired.

    • AltheaTheCat

      I am too, and this is making me laugh out loud right now.

    • bambinoitaliano

      I think that day old donut I bought last week is still edible.

      • shellback

        Would you mind sharing? I’d love a donut right about now.

        • bambinoitaliano

          Gladly!

          • shellback

            [sigh] I wish we were closer.

          • bambinoitaliano

            Sending donut thoughts and donut prayers 😛

          • shellback

            OMG I’m feeling it in my pants. What kind of thoughts and prayers are you sending?

          • bambinoitaliano

            The kind that suppose to go down easy on you :p

          • Hue-Man

            I hope they are “hole-y”.

    • Reality.Bites

      I just checked and it takes 72 days for the body to produce a sperm cell. So I’m going to be ejaculating sperm that went into production before he was hired for 10 WEEKS after he’s gone.

      • edrex

        72 days? hmmmm…. that explains a lot…

      • ColdCountry

        The things I learn here…..

  • Someone You Dont Know

    Best headline Joe! Poor Mooch, getting dumped by his wife and Trump in the same month. Bwa-hahahahaha.

  • GayOldLady

    Scary Moochies publicist outed Reince Priebus on Saturday for having a Mistress. I’m certain that came as a surprise to Reince’s wife and children. Another family wiped off the map by the Trump Gang.

    • Reality.Bites

      Yeah, his kids were still trying to figure out how their mom could stand sleeping with him

  • Leo

    Brian Stelter, CNN:

    “SNL didn’t even have time to cast a character.” Ooph. Check MATE bitch.

  • Treant

    I dunno, maybe he’s quitting to spend more time with his family.

    What, too soon?

    • Karl Dubhe

      His divorce is still on, but he might have parents or siblings.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        “No. No relation,” said Mrs. Scaramucci, speaking to reporters gathered outside her retirement condo.

  • Lazycrockett

    The hilarity is the Reince is still working in the WH. The laughter echoing down the halls at the moment must be deafening.

  • Thorn Spike

    A sad day for Mario Cantone.

  • Arpaio convicted of criminal contempt. Mooch fired 15 days before he was officially supposed to start.

    This is shaping up so far to be a pretty good day.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      A Conviction for Joe.

    • Tomcat

      Loser Friday has morphed into loser Monday.

  • Hryflex
    • Treant

      I’m tired of thinking about it. Call the Pumpa-Rumpas.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        I don’t know if I should ask what a Pumpa-Rumpas is or are as when I looked for them, I just got porn sites. Lol.

        I’m staying with Oompa Loompas.

  • safari
    • Boreal

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • jimbo65

      Every time I see that photo, I see Beauregard as Gollum. And the Mooch as Mr. Slave from South Park.

  • Tomcat

    Prayers before an event is just hypocrisy.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      He seems a bit down. Sad.

      • Tomcat

        He said no one gives head like Scary. sad.

  • Ernest Endevor

    I’m so glad I didn’t bother to learn how to spell his name.

    • Hue-Man

      Generated new audiences for Bohemian Rhapsody:
      I see a little silhouetto of a man
      Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
      Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
      Gallileo, Gallileo,
      Gallileo, Gallileo,
      Gallileo Figaro – magnifico

      • Ernest Endevor

        I thought of Scaramouch. From the commedia. Because I’m just that pompous.

        • stuckinthewoods

          Lots of us did. There are so many of similarities between them. Wiki says searches on Scaramouche went up 8,185%.

  • tonyg

    Do you think he still might get a Tim Gunn “save”? Or maybe he is the surprise return contestant for the semi-finals? This Celebrity Apprentice/Dynasty/Fear Factor hybrid is a ratings powerhouse.

  • Todd

    And Mario Cantone wept …….

    • But Melissa McCarthy just *might* have a job again when SNL launches its new season.

      Maybe.

      • JWC

        All eyes now turn to Rex Tillerson,his days of MIA are coming to an end . What say you Rex Jump or Sit??

  • I’m sorry, I cannot stop laughing. This feels like witnessing karma in action.
    https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/892100779741499392

    • Karl Dubhe

      Oh, dear.

      I do hope there’s video of that. 🙂

    • ByronK

      It’s all like a fresh drink of cool water in the middle of the desert. Sooooo goooood.

      • Friday

        There’s probably peopleout there getting manipulated just that way by this out therere.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Oh, to have been a spot of rust on the fence to see that …

    • jimbo65

      There really is no honor among thieves is there? hehe

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Or were they taking him into the garage to “get whacked” ala Goodfellas?

    • Dagoril

      One wonders if he was allowed to pack up his own desk, or if they are just going to throw all his stuff out onto the lawn 😉

      • William

        Will his wife take him back?

        • bzrd

          items on sale
          no return policy

        • Oh’behr in Minnesota

          Mmm. Hopefully not. Now that she knows “The JOB” was more important than her. I’d hate to be her and wonder what he had to do to get “THAT JOB”.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        What are the trash bags that don’t rip? I think they gave him the brand that rips and he left a trail from his office to his car. When he got to his car his bag was empty.

    • Oh’behr in Minnesota

      Poor guy. I feel so … no I don’t. Laugh.

      • bzrd

        where’s the three guy laughing gif, anyone? please

  • fuzzybits
  • ByronK

    Let’s see how “Porkchop” Huckabee Sanders avoids giving any answers on this one. (I originally spelt it Saunders and then realized its like the fried chicken dude. Go figure.)

    • Natty Enquirer

      “Look,” … “passionate” (mumble, mumble) “good of all concerned” (mumble, mumble)

    • JerryRich

      I am planning pork chops (sous vide) for dinner tonight. Please do not associate my favorite foods with Ms. Sanders. My stomach and I thank you.

      • Brian Burleson

        (Kung Po Cauliflower over brown rice here, because it’s “Meatless Monday”.)

  • /grabs toes/

    this little piggy ate roast beef.
    this little piggy had none.
    this little piggy went to market.
    and this little piggy went ‘sqeeeee!” all the way, home.

    i ask the six-toed among us to come up with the next line for moochie’s replacement.

    • Karl Dubhe

      This little piggy was sent directly to Hormel’s.

  • Randy503

    I wonder if the Mooch even had time to attend the weekly bible study in the White House.

    • j.martindale

      Thoughts and prayers coming his way.

  • safari

    Quite late today. Troublesome sign.
    https://twitter.com/TPM/status/892101048382496768

  • CJAS

    White House Apprentice.

  • bambinoitaliano

    So the guy sold his company, got a divorce from the wife, missing his child birth and now losing his job. How many more suckers will continue to fall for this con man’s trick? Sad! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ab3e0a82691884f6cbcd03e1b83c81759af0dbcd70d4e1c78132c31e8a4cc3bd.gif

  • Jeffg166

    I liked it better when Donald had his other reality show that I never watched.

    • -M-
    • Blake J Butler

      Never liked him, in the past 2 years i found out why i never did and learned to hate him.

      • canoebum

        Welcome to the club. Some of us who were your age in the 1970s learned to despise him way back then. We never stopped.

        • Blake J Butler

          even the months i was in the womb, and still remember those dark wet days, i still had no recollection of the guy except for his wealth and his Macy’s commericals.

          • Oh’behr in Minnesota

            Lol. I like it. You’re in the womb and not liking Trump. That’s great.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        I hated Trump since the 1980s. When he was still ugly inside, vain and crude. Not that I’m trying to out do you (Sorry, I’m not trying to score points in the who dislikes Trump the most, game).

    • JerryRich

      I actually planned to watch it just once to see if it was entertaining. Then, I came to my senses.

  • Blake Mason
    • Boreal

      If I wasn’t banned I would be there mocking them.

      • Oh, Parker

        Yeah, I’m saving my ban for when he finally gets frog marched out of the White House.

      • TuuxKabin

        So proud of you.

        • Boreal

          I would love to mock them. Perhaps I need a second disqus account.

    • Oh’behr in Minnesota

      Lol. That’s Great. (Said in my Tony The Tiger voice).

  • Cuberly

    Freshly divorced.
    Missed the birth of his 3rd child.
    Crashed and burned every time he opened his mouth.
    “You’re fired!”
    …and it’s looking like the investigation into the sale of his company is gonna ramp up. It was fishy from go.

    Wall Street’s Best!

    • jimbo65

      And in the end Priebus got the last laugh. Oh the humanity!

      • Cuberly

        Well, Moochy can always fall back on his Joe Paterno movie returns….oh…uh, never mind.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I read that he took the WH job in order to get out of paying taxes on the sale.

  • boatboy_srq

    Not even Murphy Brown’s secretaries changed this fast. And that was a role people wanted.

  • Randy503

    “I went to the White House and all I got was a lousy divorce.”

    • -M-

      .🤣

    • Oh, Parker

      Perfect!

  • fuzzybits
    • 2guysnamedjoe

      No, that wouldn’t work out at all. She and Sarah Sandblast would just spend all their time talking about fashion and hairdos.

      • William

        And how to recover dirtypillows with denim.

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • Natty Enquirer

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

    • Friday

      Yeah, usually being just slightly less of an asshole would mean at least a job a a spox. 🙂

  • GayOldLady
    • JerryRich

      And remember, Travis is only talking to himself in the mirror.

  • jimbo65

    Joy will be substituting for Rachel tonight. Oh it will be very entertaining, I’m sure.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    🎼 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

    ♫That,Trump will be gone!♪

    Is it just me or are others seeing Republicans testing the waters to throw Trump under the bus?

  • Tomcat

    Even when trump reads a story it sounds like a lie.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Anyone up for a day job as Communication Director? I love to get paid for a day to tell Steve Bannon to go fuck himself.

    • Natty Enquirer

      go fuck suck himself

      • bambinoitaliano

        I’m just trying to outlast that moochi 10 day record.

  • safari
    • Tomcat

      But all that dirty linen from all the screwing the staff is getting.

  • Tomcat

    Let pump religion into our politics even if it has no place.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    I LOVE this headline.

  • canoebum

    I guess the Mooch is going to miss that next Bible study.

  • Lazycrockett
    • GayOldLady

      That wasn’t a Rapture, was it?

      • TuuxKabin

        RupTure. Right thru the ceiling.

  • Rex

    I’ve had headaches that have lasted longer than this.

    • Tomcat

      Yeah, we ALL have one big headache that started Nov 8th.

  • Dom Saunders

    Bitches picked Trump because he was supposed to bring back the jobs. But all I’ve seen is him straight up firing everybody and their damn mothers the moment he sauntered his wide-load, orange U-haul-shape head ass into office. So to those people who want to be like “Trump is bringing in the jobs,” I’m going to be like:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e96896243a7ee82e867812dfc8ef88c88909c5dcaed7516fddfaf1520c45a46.gif

    • Boreal

      Klean
      Koal
      Kompanies

  • Ninja0980

    I’ve have sex sessions last longer then Mooch’s tenure did.

  • Ruh-roh. Donald’s not going to like this at all.
    https://twitter.com/TPM/status/892101939210715136

    • Dom Saunders

      Welp, he’ll be the next to go. You know how Trump is about loyalty…

    • fuzzybits

      They were reporting he said he thought of resigning in support of Comey. But,we see he didn’t.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Joy Reid had an interesting take on that bit of news.

      https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/892101234001416194

  • Rex

    And he deleted all those wonderful anti-Trump tweets – well, that was a waste of time.

  • Boreal
  • JWC

    Ok Kiddies grab your cookies aqnd popcorn Sister Sarah Sandblast Hogswaller is gonna tell us all a really funny story

  • Boreal
    • AmeriCanadian

      Winning on his porcelain throne.

  • Carl

    10 days? Felt like an eternity.

  • Boreal
  • Rex

    Wow, he took “15 minutes of fame” literally.

    • fuzzybits

      Andy was right.

  • Tomcat

    Scary tells press “you guys are not going to have me to push around anymore”.

    • Tomcat

      Or was that Nixon?

  • romanhans

    The very best people that Trump hires certainly get fired quick.

  • safari
    • -M-

      ‘Death to Smoochy’ is such a good movie.

  • Tomcat

    You know when they have these medal of honor crap I always wonder what the real story was. Most times the story told is pure bull shit.

  • rednekokie

    Hee hee — that was short and sweet.

  • CJAS

    I’ve give him credit for the new stylist who bigly improved Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ appearance.

    • Tomcat

      /s right?

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Comments are appearing here faster than they can hire and fire and the White House!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

  • NYCBullDog

    My! People come and go so quickly here!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Angels in America?

      • octobercountry

        Wizard of Oz!

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          I think both. In Angels in America it was the dream sequence.

  • The_Wretched
  • djfinance

    Second Prize is a set of steak knives. Third Prize is you’re fired.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1affe09657061c810767b71b64ffb7209ecb36f74a6db47b5ca13556d8b4d221.jpg

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      “And I am doing you a favor!”

    • ultragreen

      Probably not wise to give someone knives shortly before they’re fired…

      • yes b’y

        yup, bad Shar Chi

    • Tulle Christensen

      wouldn’t being fired from the Trump White House be first prize?

    • Snarky

      COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Oh. I still swoon.

  • FancyThat
    • FancyThat

      Four corner bingo, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE !!!!!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I think you can delete Ivanka.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
    • Mikey

      I laughed, but still… ewwwwww.

    • M Jackson

      That smell’s on his lips.

  • Snarky

    Ten days. I’ve had Grindr flings that lasted longer.

  • And somewhere in Culver City, Susan Lucci is watching all of this and thinking, “why couldn’t WE have done stories like this?!?”

    • Treant

      “I have also awoken from my coma.” –Susan Lucci

  • billbear1961
  • TimJ

    I wonder if his wife is still going to dump him?

    • David Walker

      As depressed as he’s going to be for the rest of the week? She’d be a fool not to.

      • TimJ

        She better have protection, The Mooch (hahaha) might be irritable.

  • Len Ricci

    wonder if he’ll get severence… ?

    • Mikey

      preferably the head.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    So, we had someone that knew how to wear a nice suit for 10 days. That’s all I have to say.

    • True that. Mooch has a very good tailor.

  • JerryRich
  • Mikey

    Poor Smoochy, he’s having bad week.
    First his wife flushes him.
    And now The Donald flushes him.
    Nobody wuvs him!
    Awwwww.

  • billbear1961
  • vernacular100

    You can’t make this stuff up…or maybe you can?

    • David Walker

      If you did, no one would believe you.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    “I’ve decided to take a break to spend more time with my family,” said the Mooch.

    • M Jackson

      I just totally stole that.

    • William

      I see a new production of The Odd Couple.

  • abqdan

    He broke rule #1 – don’t get more attention than Trump.

  • Hank
    • billbear1961

      Yes, Hank, it’s a Roman FARCE!

      • Hank

        BillBear, it may not be your type of Classical Music, but it IS a Classic!!!… and a FARCE!!!

        • billbear1961

          I think it’s a superb choice, Hank, and I’m stealing it and heading on over to Political Wire with it!

          🙂

  • edrex

    Seven little white house advisors chopping up sticks;

    One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

    • agcons

      Six little advisors playing with a hive,
      A Trumplebee stung one
      And then there were five.

  • Tomcat

    I am going to fire everyone. Who said it?

  • Elsewhere1010

    Sort of like Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch, isn’t he?

  • David
  • So – Scaramucci cannot do the Fandango (i.e, dance to the tune of the T.O.E for white house staff, including reporting to the Chief of Staff). And let’s face it, the new Chief of Staff was not going to be willing to keep the Mooch around as a loose cannon not under his supervision – it’s already clear that the Mooch accomplished the one thing he was apparently hired for – an excuse for Trump to get rid of Reince Priebus.

    • Hank

      Which has NOT made the Rethuglicans happy!!!! He was their “Man” to be a link to the White House.

  • RemusL

    Will Scaramucci be doing the fandango now on Dancing With The (No) Stars?

  • Bert_Bauer

    Tired of trying to keep up with the revolving door, the Bureau of Engraving is replacing WH office nameplates with dry erase boards.

  • Hank

    In todays Opinion page of the NYTimes…. A little bit late, but….

    Satan in a Sunday Hat
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/opinion/scaramucci-new-yorker-leakers.html?ref=opinion

  • justmeeeee

    Ha, he’s the one that’s laughing. Sold his company for a good 50% more than it’s worth to the Chinese who thought they were buying access…

    • William

      Now Mooch has a really big tax bill coming.

      • agcons

        If I remember right, he sold for $100 million and now must pay 10% capital gains tax. The poor, poor thing will keep only $90 million. How will he ever survive?

        • Ben in Oakland

          Trying it again?

      • Where is Trump’s tax returns?

    • Gianni

      I don’t believe that sale has been finalized yet. It was still under regulatory review awaiting the green light.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • j.martindale
    • -M-

      What’s that from, please? Looks interesting.

      • j.martindale

        Just a gif I turned up. If I read it right, it is The Muse.

  • j.martindale
  • Darrel Cj

    Let’s not forget, not only was he fired, but he also lost his wife in the process! lol

  • j.martindale
  • Halou

    Wow. In only ten days?

    • Ben in Oakland

      Has it been that long? It seemed longer.

    • William

      Someone let Mooch use the good cocaine.

  • SFHarry

    Divorced and fired. Not a great week!

    • Halou

      I’m sure there is an alternative fact out there that proves you wrong.

      • Ben in Oakland

        That was the mooches twin brother, they are often confused.

    • MassageBear

      Plus a father of a new born who will need child support.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • Ken M

    Bye, Bye Love…Bye, Bye happiness Hello Emptiness……

  • billbear1961
  • JaniceInToronto

    OMG. I can’t stop laughing. This is -so- fuckin’ funny!

  • Ben in Oakland

    Look on the bright side. As long as they are doing this sort of stuff, they really don’t have much time to do much other damage.

    • NZArtist

      You think so? They’re doing it so you’re looking at the carnival, instead of paying attention to the destructive legislation they are pushing through. If the side-show wasn’t so enthralling to the media there’d be 24/7 coverage of the damage the current administration is doing to your laws.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Well, they didn’t push through repeal. That was a biggy.

    • Get everyone used to Trump’s firing his staff and then remove Sessions. An ordinary day in the WH

      • Ben in Oakland

        Like I said, it keeps them busy.

  • El Xacal

    “Oh let me tell y’all a story ’bout Mini the Moocher…..”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mq4UT4VnbE

  • Slippy_World
  • Ken M

    What will come out of his mouth now? One can only hope he was a fast leak learner.

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: “If Kelly doesn’t fire Scaramucci on Monday he will have already failed in his job.”

    https://twitter.com/Lawrence/status/890775842250469377

    https://twitter.com/Lawrence/status/891787970923122689

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Truly it is….https://media.tenor.com/images/0331322b1e818d3a30709a519b879935/tenor.gif

    “https://i.imgflip.com/1td95g.jpg”

  • j.martindale
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      How did you get the White House feed?

  • JT

    This is so funny. But we need a special terminology. Being “shitcanned” from the shitter doesn’t seem appropriate somehow. Would he have been cesspooled?

    • Canadian Observer

      Flushed.

  • orion dumptee

    jsus christ what is this? Musical chairs at the white house? who is next? More drama here than the final episode of ‘The Edge of Night” (sigh)

  • RJ Bone

    A new installation at the White House…

    https://media.giphy.com/media/nyW7aXDGWlRtK/giphy.gif

  • CottonBlimp

    Remember all those stories about how Scaramucci was spending time sucking up to Trump instead of attending the birth of his child?

    Looks like *that* paid off, huh Mooch?

  • andrew

    It will be interesting to see if Kellyanne starts behaving any differently. I doubt that the retired four star Marine Corps General thinks Kellyanne’s idiotic interviews are helping the Administration.

  • josephsinger

    Not to worry the ‘mooch will be replaced shortly with someone just as abrasive and unqualified. Trump prides himself on keeping his kakistocracy intact.

  • KnownDonorDad

    I’m impressed. Kelly wasted no time whipping it out and smacking The Mooch down. WHACK! WHACK!

  • Jon Doh

    May I suggest Mr. Ray’s Wig World?

  • William

    The little Vlad laughed to see such a sport….

  • ColdCountry

    I guffawed, loudly, at that. Scared the dog and the cat.

    “I’ll hire the best people. The best. I know the best people. The smartest people. Only the best and the smartest people.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!111!!

  • saucetin

    It was refreshing to have as charicatureable as character (w/ no trace of character) who held nada back when describing Steve ‘Shitcan’ Bannon as “…sucking his own cock.” Someone’s gotta describe others crudely but accurately.

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